Plankton also asked "Do instruments of torture count?" Maybe Patrick was really asking if Mayo was an instrument of torture. In S8 Planet of the Jellyfish mayonnaise is used as a weapon to kill all the alien jellyfish. Did Patrick know?

@spyro2002

7 ай бұрын

What? THE spongebob guy is here? I am honored.

@nickronca1562

7 ай бұрын

I wouldn't be surprised if Patrick knew considering The Theorizer's theory that Patrick has hundreds of split personalities in his brain and is aware of the true nature of his reality. I know you went in a different direction and said that Patrick is actually a robot and stuff, but bogh theories about Patrick makes sense to me.

@birdnerd5669

7 ай бұрын

i thought bro retired from spongebob the man can leave spongebob but the spongebob cant leave the man

@Blackandyellow2978

7 ай бұрын

Yo! DFTM guy is here! Let’s Go!!!

@mustardpregnancy

7 ай бұрын

WOOOW! That’s deeeep😂 Do your own mayonnaise theory please! Would love to see your perspective and what other dots you can connect because based off this comment alone🔥

That's precisely what a guy called "mustard" would say

@theoriginalbunnygirl

5 ай бұрын

And if mustard can be pregnant, than mayonaise can be an instrument!

I still remember in 8th grade band when another kid asked our band teacher, Mr. Dickinson, if mayonnaise was an instrument. The immediate response was "If you can make it vibrate". never letting that memory go

@BinglesP

6 ай бұрын

That's true, that's fundamentally how instruments work. Fun fact: Mayonnaise is one of the selectable instruments in the official SpongeBob SquarePants Minecraft world, and they show exactly that. Whenever your character hold-presses/clicks with it equipped, it plays an animation in both 1st and 3rd -person where they physically shake the jar to make vibrations out of it. So, yeah, that's one way you could play it.

@BungieStudios

Ай бұрын

I can... Make mayonnaise... Vibrate. 🤓

Bro got a degree in yapping over a simple joke

@rndmprsn3970

3 ай бұрын

“Befuddling inquiry” “enigmatic enigma” “transcendental nature”

I'd say yeah, technically anything that makes sound can be used as an instrument so it would be like a drum.

@Azurethewolf168

7 ай бұрын

Yeah, personally though I feel like all this out of the box stuff is just millennials and boomers trying to be lazy and have things that clearly just sound horrible be praised. Nothing says that more like trying to break down every previous societal norm and replacing it with degeneracy, laziness or just nothing at all. I get it, innovation is needed, but not by destroying what’s worked for millennia. This whole thing really feels like a group of college students just pushed their ideas to the entire western world and didn’t really understand more complex things such as why those previous traditions or ideas existed.

@jamesru1

6 ай бұрын

Or a squishy sound if you squeeze your hand in it

@shoogamoogaman

6 ай бұрын

Are you saying... everything's a drum?

@pikawesome1

6 ай бұрын

@shoogamoogaman technically yes

@nuclearcatbaby1131

6 ай бұрын

Is hemoglobin an element?

One good take my mom helped me realize is that maybe Patrick was confusing condiment with instrument. It's a dry take but I took my mom she may have solved what was going on with the writers that day 😂

@planetcheese

6 ай бұрын

Fun fact, in the French version of the episode, Squidward's reply is something along the lines of "no, Patrick, I'm pretty sure that's a condiment", so I'm pretty sure this is accurate

@smyrda4473

6 ай бұрын

@@planetcheese That's actually so awesome, I had no idea great find dude

@4fingersnix

5 ай бұрын

This was always my take on it too.

KZreadrs can put “SpongeBob *insert word* theory” and I instantly eat it up

@sureshock8302

2 ай бұрын

I subscribed cause I feel the same way. Also nice videos :)

@CWorld383

2 ай бұрын

@@sureshock8302 hey thanks :) I appreciate that

this guy is a legend for maing a theory about a joke said by a fat pink star

Patrick is very much ahead of our time. He will grow up to be so brilliant nobody understands him

Quick question, why does it take him 3 days to make potato salad?

@anthonythechicken3699

6 ай бұрын

Because Bikini bottom has no potatoes, so all the scientists had to spend three days genetically modifying coral in order to create a potato-like substance.

@musicwiggle22

4 ай бұрын

​@@anthonythechicken3699binging with babish recreated it in a video as well

tbf, i've literally used a battle for bikini bottom rehydrated steam case as PERCUSSION and nobody noticed.... so mayonnaise can be an instrument. (i specifically used it as a bunch of toms)

Technically, yes you can make music with anything if u really wanna think bout it. U just need to hit it with a beat or throw the contents to a beat or blow the empty jar etc. For example, I can play the spoons. Edit: nailed it! Got the theory correct!

Not sure if this is your intention but this feels like an awesome parody of Karsten runquist and I love it

Remember people: Mayonnaise can fix anything

I dont have enough mayo to check

It's worth noting that the definition of "instrument" can be used in other contexts. Oxford's first definition is "a tool or implement, especially one for delicate or scientific work"...could be a head-nod to the theory of patrick being an actual genius in the past. He taught spongebob to drive a boat with no experience. If only he had kept on the supposed "brain coral" for a head! He would be a national hero.

I was not scratching my head over this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Why isn't this viral..

@JamesBond-xx1lv

7 ай бұрын

Give it time

Love the quality of this video! :D subscriber gained 💕

1:31 “…the enigmatic enigma….”

Freakin' epik bro. Got my sub.

Noise musicians watched this and said "hell yeah," then soldered a contact mic to the lid of a mayo jar.

Watching this at 2 a.m. while tripping on shrooms is a whole other level. Was eating an egg with mayonnaise. After this episode i analyzes the mayo for about 30 minutes.

An instrument of our salvation! Delicious.

Maybe there is actually a deep complex hidden storyline and lore behind mayonnaise in SpongeBob, that is even more complicated then the fnaf lore its mysterious self. I like to imagine it like a power hidden within a secret revolutionary storage capsule located Patrick’s house that emits a mysterious blessing millions of radiation, that enlightens and frees people, with Patrick…AS ITS GUARD.

I'm genuinely surprised you have under 1,000 Subs, keep up the great work!

Bro just turned a Smashing Pumpkings refference into a whole essay about the mind of patrick and music

Very interesting theory

Ok but this leaves one question for me, Is horseradish also an instrument?

Spongebob:says a word in the first around 6 seasons. Spongebob theorists: OMG THIS MEANS SPONGEBOB HAS A SAD BACKSTORY AND WENT TO JAIL.

Do instruments of torture count?

I always thought Patrick was confusing Instrument with the word accoutrement, like stuff you would put on food like mayo or horseradish

Pioneer? according to the show's definition of Pioneer, Pioneer rode massive sea rocks across the vast under sea basin of the kelp reefs, who else is known to use such a similar form of geological formations as their own abode?? coincidence?? I think not! As seem in the Star family tree, Patrick Star was literally related to royalty, heck one could say that Patrick Star comes from the pioneer lineage that founded Bikini bottom. thank you for comming to Tonight's ted talk.

Stellar writing. Wasn't expecting this degree of eloquence and elegance from a vid talking ab spongebob, but hey that's internet for you! This is a gem, I'll be looking forward for more.

@doofdudes7067

6 ай бұрын

especially an 8 minute video

@doofdudes7067

6 ай бұрын

and then boom

God I love this show. Will always remind me of being 9 years old

This Is A "Sweet Victory"

If a triangle, that has approximately one or two sounds counts as an instrument, then mayonnaise can absolutely count.

I mean, you can record the sound of a mayonnaise packet hitting the ground and put it in a midi sequencer for percussion...

@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245

7 ай бұрын

🤓🤓🤓

Remember when squidwards “ghost” told SpongeBob to play a song with a tissue

In Spongebob Docupants (which is a great series by the way), a pseudo-documentary of various episodes as if they were real, one of those 'interviewed' says Squidward was so old-school he didn't even consider mayonaise to be an instrument.

1:31 🥛 💭 🤔

1:30 the enigmatic enigma lol

No guys mayonnaise is not an instrument.

@mr.coolguy8513

6 ай бұрын

Horse radish isn’t either.

2:45 "guide Spongebob in the art of netwielding"

Mayonnaise sloshes?

Very insightful! Awesome video, MustardPregnancy!

Is mayonnaise an instrument, then I look a the blue men using anything like an instrument.

Yes a 8 minute video was needed to explain this complex question by Mr.Star 👏🏽

This is the theory for me

4:27 well maybe Patrick has creative talent! He’s the one who read out the Ugly Barnacle in such a literary way to help out his friend SpongeBob

Hey, remember that SpongeBob’s body became music? That supports this.

This feels AI generated

@JordanPlayz158

6 ай бұрын

This comment feels programmatically generated xD

I was told to watch this and now that I have I completely agree with it

hehe, I thought too much about the under water boating

But how does mustard get pregnant? That's the real question that should be answered.

i've never heard a more random string of unrelated moments in a children's tv show smashed together this incoherently with absolutely nothing of substance to say before

Does cold mayo make a different sound than room temp or warm?

The tea is teaing the kettle is kettling the juice is juicing the spill is spilling the undergarment is undergarmeting

Lore of The SpongeBob Mayonnaise Theory momentum 100

this is really one of those 2+2=5 videos

Great video bravo

this feels like a saberfart video

philosophy majors be like:

Ok, this is probably your saddest one yet.

I know this mf did NOT start the video with "don't think too hard about it" 😂

*what about horse radish?*

Is mayonnaise an instrument

so.... is mayonnaise is instrument?

5:11 OMGGGGG I *ABSOLUTELY* LOVE BILLIE EILISH AND I LOVE THIS CHANNEL THAT GOT ME SOO EXCITED 😭❤️❤️😭❤️😭

Mayonnaise is an instrument of war, as seen in “Planet of the jellyfish”

Big brain time

Is mustard an instrument

Are there two people running this channel?

2:34 episode three is tea at the treedome

@nickronca1562

7 ай бұрын

I think he meant episode 3 as in Season 1 Episode 3a/3b, not episode 3 as in Season 1 episode 1a as episode one, 1b as episode two, and 1c as episode 3

@SquidBeatsSB

7 ай бұрын

@@nickronca1562 oh

Don´t tell me the beatles "Revolution 9" is supposed to be good music. No. Avangarde Music is only good if it breaks expectation, not random musical stuff.

Good video M.Preg

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

@Air2761

6 ай бұрын

No Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument

@scrubtoilet44

Ай бұрын

Horse radish is not an instrument either

Season 2 ??!!!!!! Dammnnnnnn

K391 MADE A SONG WITH JUST MAYONNAISE. So yes mayonnaise is an instrument

awesome video

The dip is dipping the dipper is dippering the diaper is changing

And what about The Lid?

Mayonnaise is possibly the best instrument

dang!

Bro idk who you are but you cooked with this

If mayo is an instrument, then it dillutes the definition of "instrument" to the point that it's essentially meaningless. But, I mean, yea, you technically could make _some_ sort of music using a mayo jar.

What about tartar sauce?

So true

bro just yapped 8 minutes in wich he questions the very meaning of musik over a stupid joke in a kids show

@alexy.9306

6 ай бұрын

On god 😭

Your voice sounds ai generated

bro its pronounced mayo-de-noche

Is mayonnaise an Instrument? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

2:42 all this detail and you get this part wrong?

IS he pink?

mayo tastes bad. not instrument.

i like Patrick

Okay, but there is actually an instrument called a "Mayones", it's a type of guitar; I'm fairly sure that's the joke. I do like the video though approaching it as a philosophical question. 🤣

This video was a fat nothing burger

this video is a joke right?

Why did you pronounce cacophony that way?