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@marjoseph2311

11 ай бұрын

Sir yes sir

@rileymilkman

11 ай бұрын

the boot is shown like 2 seconds later, you're pulling this theory pretty deep out of your ass

@prasmahendra4172

11 ай бұрын

This Theory somehow feels like the backstory of Spongebob Anime made by Narmak Animation. The story about war between Mr Krabs and Plankton and the Secret Formula is somekind of power up chemicals in those story too.

@Neohehe

11 ай бұрын

that band uniform is more like a line infantrymen's uniform so highly doubt he fought for China

@santinojozefmiller7721

11 ай бұрын

8:42 who are the man and cardinal in that painting?

If SpongeBob is a soilder with PTSD that now works as a line cook.... that's about the most accurate portrayal of life after service on TV.

@Silahlarla_alakali_bisey_bilen

11 ай бұрын

"soilder"

@jessy1652

11 ай бұрын

“SOILED IT!!!!!”

@LtVictor

11 ай бұрын

Facts

@thatsjimbo3095

11 ай бұрын

​@@Silahlarla_alakali_bisey_bilenHardly know her

@Alexq79-

11 ай бұрын

He was a man of the soil

He wouldn't be a "former veteran" he would just be a veteran. Also given that Mr. Crabs also served in a large conflict it's not out of the question that Spongebob was also conscripted.

@apocalypsepromotions7676

11 ай бұрын

*Krabs

@Eterna7Forms

11 ай бұрын

@@apocalypsepromotions7676 Good catch.

@Suaveleooo

11 ай бұрын

​@@apocalypsepromotions7676mr crabs

@subzero9889

11 ай бұрын

I don't see the point of the "former veteran" nitpick here

@jakemagulick7006

11 ай бұрын

​@@Eterna7FormsKatch

If Patrick was a captain in the navy maybe he got injured in a war and got brain damage, making him very dumb permanently.

@Mr.Cinian

5 ай бұрын

that sounds interesting

@ShortArmOfGod

Ай бұрын

Deems like a normal navy captain to me.

@KayoLovesyou

Ай бұрын

Yea like forest gump

@NumbaOneCoolGuy

Ай бұрын

which would explain his retirement as a medical discharge

@hackidreemurr

Ай бұрын

I always thought Patrick was so dumb because he was a product of generational inc*st in the royal family, but this theory sounds rational, too

That explains why Patrick and Spongebob used forts, armies, jets, tanks, and even mechs while at the beach. Also makes sense how they easily picked up on how to fight using military equipment in the Sponge Out Of Water movie

@user-nq3rm6ix2k

16 күн бұрын

Don’t forget their snow ball fight also battle for bikini bottom make so much sense

I love these types of theory videos. Let's not forget in almost every episode, he has his snail Gary. What if Gary is actually an emotional-support pet specifically trained and/or bred for Spongebob himself when he discharged?

@kayak3214

11 ай бұрын

kamp koral/sponge on the run jossed that

@rocketdino3206

11 ай бұрын

@@kayak3214I’d honestly be fine with ignoring those

@iprobablysuck9107

11 ай бұрын

@@rocketdino3206 They say sponge on the run jossed it but it's more like season 4 jossed it with have you seen this snail lol. Spongebob having Gary since childhood is pretty established lore by now

@kayak3214

11 ай бұрын

@@iprobablysuck9107 yeah i just didn't 100% remember if they showed that in the episode or not so i used an example i knew for certain

@lawl_4llie

11 ай бұрын

@@rocketdino3206 kamp koral does NOT work with the canon Spongebob show. It's a stupid show leeching off of a classic in order to get more views.

Going by this theory, it would be more likely that Bubble Buddy was meant to be an imaginary friend SpongeBob made that he gave the personality traits of his deceased friend into him in order to cope with their loss. However, as it turned out in the end, Bubble Buddy was actually fully sentient.

@Lenj70

11 ай бұрын

Yo hi Monty Mole Fan

@MontyMoleLoreMaster

11 ай бұрын

@@Lenj70 Hi.

@omniscientbarebones

11 ай бұрын

Kinda like a Jacket and Beard situation.

@Lemonboi22

11 ай бұрын

​@@omniscientbarebones a man of culture

@omniscientbarebones

11 ай бұрын

@@Lemonboi22 yes

There were so many clips from “Full Metal Jacket” but there was no mention of SpongeBob literally quoting the movie saying “this is my cash register. There are many like it, but this one’s mine”

He’s taking all of the evidence out of context but he sells it so well and actually makes me believe in this theory lol

@BayAreaPolice

25 күн бұрын

Some of it, but not all of it.

@feanor4480

15 күн бұрын

Btw just looked it up hillenburg was born at fort sill and a drawing he showed his teacher a drawing and “Hillenburg also developed his interest in art at a young age.[7][11] His first drawing was of an orange slice. An illustration which he drew in third grade, depicting "a bunch of army men ... kissing and hugging instead of fighting", brought him the first praise for his artwork, when his teacher commended it.[7] "Of course, this is 1970 ... She liked it because, I mean, obviously that was in the middle of [the Vietnam War]” and his family was a war family, feels pretty solid to me but it was crazy seeing that wiki page

Also, SpongeBob knew the correct operation for the AA gun at the start of Sponge Out Of Water because he told Patrick what specific ammo to fetch. Maybe he manned similar guns in the war

@Ircvmx

8 ай бұрын

My brother in Christ it's a potato launcher

@kingwolf9447

6 ай бұрын

I assume the animators designed the Potato Launcher to look like a historical AA gun to be just a WW2 reference joke.

@Ircvmx

6 ай бұрын

Mr Krabs probably told them how

@Jazkal-V420

5 ай бұрын

In my mind, the different potato types are separate ammunition types for an AA gun.

@vault18starplayerandenclav8

5 ай бұрын

@@kingwolf9447 Funny enough the uniforms they wore are WW1 british ones.

Theory: There was a civil war in Bikini Bottom between mutated fish and 'ordinary' fish. The mutated fish attempted a hostile take over of Bikini Bottom but the ordinary fish rallied and succeeded in driving them out and into the trench where they made Rock Bottom their new home.

@venuscovus

11 ай бұрын

that is not a theory thats just a idea with no evidence just like the video above

@anuszbizsergetokommentek2171

11 ай бұрын

As I remember it was confirmed in that moon episode that the war was fought between regular fish and bikini bottom type sentient fish. But I might remember it wrong.

@menschgebliebenergossenpar9213

11 ай бұрын

*pfffrrrt* The "normal fish" in Bikini Bottom, as you call them, *pffrrrt* build the industry park, in which this mad squirrel *pfffrt* did her extreme sports, near our home *pffrt* ! We mutated and *pffrt* a lot of us died of chemical poisoning *pfffrt* ! One day, the "normal" fish will *pfffrt* pay for their crimes against Rock Bottom *pfffffrrrrrt*!

@LtVictor

11 ай бұрын

To add to that theory, bikini bottom is named after bikini atoll where in ww2 they tested nukes. This is well confirmed already. What if the Mutated fish were results of the nuke radiation?

@timothybrock3231

11 ай бұрын

Bikini bottom is based off of bikini atoll 🤷🏻‍♂️

It could explain why Spongebob tends to perform well only at the Krusty Krab and not in any other job. He also memorized all the rules around the Krabby Patty formula's security, when he told Robot Krabs the formula rules. Then of course he likes to sing the Bikini Bottom national anthem in that episode. Stuff you don't have to do at work.

to add onto the theory, sponge bob behaves perfectly at boating school, this is probably because soldiers in wars have to engulf every piece of information

Very interesting theory. I was under the impression that Mr. Krabs was a navy veteran and had met Pearl's mother while serving. If Spongebob is a vet, he must have snapped HARD at some point to act the way he does now.

@jedbex7070

11 ай бұрын

That’d explain why Mr Krabs gives him a job and treats him a bit better than everyone else.

@jondaniels4325

11 ай бұрын

​@@jedbex7070I think that works, he knows how it is to get out of the military and need to find purpose in civilian life and takes the young SpongeBob under his wing as kind of a father figure/mentor to help him adjust to normality after the war

@sheevhernandez3869

9 ай бұрын

​@@jondaniels4325until he sold his soul for literal 62 cents!💀

@draculastraphouse7863

8 ай бұрын

But isn't there an episode where Mr krabs says that he adopted Pearl

@dickjohnson9582

3 ай бұрын

I always assumed spongebob was special. and to be the perfect soldier you kind of have to be also

Another thing is, Karate was actively practiced by the US military post-WW2. They trained to do Okinawan Karate during the Korean and Vietnam Wars. Spongebob's obsession with Karate is very likely from mandatory military training in Okinawan martial arts post-WW2.

@dainvisibulman

Ай бұрын

i saw your pfp and for a second i thought i had dementia and forgot i ever posted this

@koderamerikaner5147

Ай бұрын

@@dainvisibulman Honestly happens to me too sometimes. It just makes this pfp even more based

The way he said "Bugle" 😂

@Malevolence460

11 күн бұрын

He said the name of the band who did video killed the radio star lmao

this theory si so wild I'm convinced he has a muse in his basement

@Le.John.of.All.Trades

3 ай бұрын

BRO- 😭😭

I never got into SpongeBob probably because I was in my late 30s, early 40s when he came out. I am a Marine Corps veteran from the early 90s. This video is on point.

@user-lh4oz7gr2s

7 ай бұрын

Wow. Did you serve in the gulf war then?

@trentmason3045

3 ай бұрын

Thank you for your service

@6TheButcher

3 ай бұрын

We thank you for your service

@timoteolafrance6805

3 ай бұрын

@@user-lh4oz7gr2s Sorry for the late reply, yes I was in the Gulf War, Desert Storm. Funny story, I wanted to be a Marine since I was 13yrs old. That was during the Ronald Reagan years, Chuck Norris and G.I. Joe. It was peace time in the world over all. On my one year anniversary of joining the Marines and on 20th Bday. I landed in Saudi Arabia. I was shocked.

@cadenhill6121

3 ай бұрын

@@timoteolafrance6805you have my respect

"No matter what bikini bottom says about bubble buddy, he was indeed a real fish, and he died a hero."

@ThatGuy-po7df

11 ай бұрын

Of all the places….

@joaquinvideo2959

10 ай бұрын

Of all the fascists...

@automatic6409

9 ай бұрын

of all goofy ass "historians"....

@francismartinez1179

6 ай бұрын

​@@joaquinvideo2959NAHHHH💀💀💀💀

@asfiaa5501

6 ай бұрын

@@joaquinvideo2959what fascist?

12:42 this may sound surprising, but SpongeBob is over 40 years old

@sushamamohapatra2485

18 күн бұрын

When the show released,he was 26

Bubble Buddy sounds awfully a lot like Battle Buddy, which is a common term in the military. I don't say this often but I think this theory does hold water

It's actually scary how these theories, despite the fact they may sound weird, can make so much sense by just re-watching the episodeos with a different light

@Kyle-nm1kh

11 ай бұрын

He's probably bad at driving boats because of ptsd of helicopter flying and mass murder

@haileypfranz7895

10 ай бұрын

I have to agree with you I watched a SpongeBob episode where they repainted Mr carbs house and in the background u can see Harpoons And pictures ect

@aerosdacillo1227

10 ай бұрын

@@Kyle-nm1kh maybe Got a PTSD when there Unit entered a IED mine Bomb that killed his friends

@FSBNOA

8 ай бұрын

Yeah and Napalm sticks to kids@@aerosdacillo1227

@xaevius5319

7 ай бұрын

only "makes sense" if u have the iq of a snail. the dude uses the weakest "evidences" to support his theory and y'all just lap it up. literally anything he can use no matter how small he'll automatically attribute it to the military or ptsd. Like I mean "trust"? that's your evidence? we gonna act like trust doesn't exist in literally any other realm or field in life?

I think that this is one of the most solid Spongebob theories, I've ever heard.

@Mr.Cinian

11 ай бұрын

yes it is

@brianedwardson8551

11 ай бұрын

​@@Mr.Cinianbut here's one question I have in the first ever episode when krabs first mets spongebob he doesn't know his name until later or seem to know Spongebob until later.

@SparklingJam

11 ай бұрын

My theory is that Patrick used to be the captain as cinian said but suffered from immense brain damage which turned him into the dumbass we see today and later on Mr krabs became captain and hired SpongeBob

@LiamDaToast

11 ай бұрын

this is a fucking stretch low key

@SonsOfMars0

11 ай бұрын

​​@@Mr.Cinian kinda but not really, his father could've been a veteran , and just heavily instilled that into spongebob as he grew up. That sounds like a much more feasible idea, also if you come from military families you know what I'm talking about lol. You'll get some mild PTSD from growing up like that I'm sure

4:08 this part had me dead and I cannot take the rest of the video seriously💀🙏🏿

General: Force everyone to follow strict rules Solders in a war: WERE FUCKING DYING

I had never thought SpongeBob to be a serviceman, but Patrick on the other hand makes total sense. Patrick doesn't have a job yet he's able to pay for things and live comfortably. He said himself that he knows a lot about head injuries which implies that he's been wounded in battle (perhaps many times) therefore giving him a purple heart(s) and thus giving him income from the military. He's also aware of the battle of Bikini Bottom, which though he was wrong about the reason for it, it's possible he was involved in the fighting. Now it could be that the battle took place years ago taking fact that the military attire seemed like 1800s uniforms, it could still imply that Patrick is knowledgeable in military history.

@MASTEROFEVIL

8 ай бұрын

Patrick was probably in the Army infantry while SpongeBob served in the Marines

@tabletgenesis3439

6 ай бұрын

Perhaps he was kinda bad at war, why he'd been so wounded, so he got fired as a general(captain) and Mr.Krabs took the position. Patrick didn't spend much time in the military, therefore didn't get PTSD.

@DuckGroove

6 ай бұрын

But wait patrick got science skills even more than sandy maybe he retired captain and be something eles

@questionablepotato4051

6 ай бұрын

@@tabletgenesis3439 but what if he did serve time and got brain damage which would explain his lower intelligence

@aj3751

5 ай бұрын

​@@MASTEROFEVIL nah fam, Patrick's got "Marine Corps" written all over him. Spongebob seems like he was Navy with Mr. K

Off track here, but you reminded me that mermaid man also has PTSD as a gag, not because of any war or anything, but because of his superhero life. Honestly could make for a cool plot for a more serious show, a retired superhero with PTSD over his past as a hero, and his younger but still old friend and past sidekick.

@vladimiraehben2308

11 ай бұрын

Yeah mermaid man and barnacle boy are underated in the SpongeBob community

@guineapig0983

11 ай бұрын

@@vladimiraehben2308too bad will never get another episode of the :(

@perc30

11 ай бұрын

@@guineapig0983why not?

@guineapig0983

11 ай бұрын

@@perc30 voice actors passed away

@seamusfinnegan1164

11 ай бұрын

Considering the popularity of useing heroes in wars in comics, I think the PTSD might be both herolife AND war related.

8:23 what if he has PTSD and schizophrenia at the same time?

@user-qx8tr8ut1i

3 ай бұрын

people do develop schizophrenia from suffering a lot of stress or depression

This is far most the best theory i ever heard from the SpongeBob series. You did an amazing work. Keep up with the good work. I hope theirs a part 2 for this

Surprised you didn't bring up the snowball fight episode which was basically a protracted war of attrition in freezing conditions.

@alexchop391

11 ай бұрын

Not to mention SpongeBob displaying knowledge of fort building in that episode

@redcheese1234

10 ай бұрын

or the sand castle one,

@AReservoirDog

22 күн бұрын

YES! how could we forget the Ostfront 1942 episode.

Okay i have a theory the reason why Patrick so dumb and sometimes smart is beacuse before krabs became captain Patrick didnt quit he expressed heavy brain damage causing mood swings.

@chompchompchangbin

11 ай бұрын

Yeah, TBIs (traumatic brain injuries) can certainly cause mood instability

@JacobIsaacs-qm7rz

11 ай бұрын

That meet Patrick have tbi!

@ghoulbuster1

11 ай бұрын

Patrick might have an injury from war that affected his brain, there are real cases of soldiers that became retarded after serious brain trauma.

@-Rens01

5 ай бұрын

Wasn't there an episode where Patrick became smarter and then became dumb again perhaps it's a metaphor for his brain damage

@CaproVinos

22 күн бұрын

@@-Rens01hell there was even a episode of Patrick WEARING a navy colonel outfit as Mr krabs said “He was my commanding officer”

I also wanna point out that point you said about his combat skills. My guess is that Because the war traumatized him he suppresses his skill just like how he mentally gets away from his past by being cheerful and innocent. Not only that but he’s constantly referenced as being a kid even by many characters but especially Mr. Krabs. Possibly because he feels bad about his past. Which is actually a common technique in therapy to heal from trauma and ptsd. Age regression therapy. That could be also why his family baby him a little. They probably asked Krabs to treat him the same way because krabs is linked to his war past as well. But I think sometimes his combat skill along with his serious side pops up at times. Sandy reminds him of those days because she’s an inventor and scientist. Both of which are extremely relevant to military. She always has some piece of tech, likes martial arts and physical fitness. Again all of which would have relevance to his past.

dude, the level of detail you put into this video is insane Cinian!

Perhaps the best canon, given that SpongeBob says phrases such as "ahoy" "aye aye" and other naval phrases may suggest that he was a Marine, given he is more "soldier-ey" in actions and demeanor, stationed at some point onboard the same ship that Mr Krabs was stationed on. After numerous heavy battles and the war was over, SpongeBob heard somewhere that the ships cook he knew had opened a restaurant and decided to chance a job with his old comrade after his discharge.

This has an uncanny connection to my coworker He’s a navy/special forces vet who has ptsd really bad yet has the same goofy, hard working, and uplifting personality as SpongeBob It even blew my mind when he told me his kill count was over 500, he’s so innocent looking and like I said previously, has the same personality and traits as SpongeBob He even mentioned how strict he is on money, just like mr krabs, he also mentioned how clean he keeps his house and clothes because of how he was taught in the navy, he still to this day fears of what his commanding officer would think if he slipped up on anything

@twilightparanormalresearch186

11 ай бұрын

I doubt his kill count is I’ve 50 unless he’s a pilot that dropped weapons, only a few people in history have over 500 kills and one of them is simo hiya from Finland

@spineflavoredrhombus7799

11 ай бұрын

@@twilightparanormalresearch186 he was on ships On top of that he mentioned he’s fought in multiple wars but I wasn’t there so I can only go by his word

@Your_Lord_Grumble

11 ай бұрын

Ima be real with ya chief, sounds cap af coming from another soldier, especially navy, there's a reason actual mfs like that are called silent professionals

@TheChillKrill

11 ай бұрын

Hi, I'm an Air Force and soon Army vet. Sounds like your coworker is lying. If he does have over 500, I would be able to look him up easily. Even Chris Kyle was recorded to have 160 and was made famous for it. It honestly sounds more like your coworker is just hard working, but has insecurity issues and that's why he chooses to lie about being a navy seal. It's more likely he went into the navy, and possibly got out after a contract, or he was kicked out during basic. When you talk to veterans who have ACTUALLY seen combat. We seldom boast about how many we've taken. Many of us aren't proud of our service. But seriously, your coworker is lying to you. He just wants attention and special treatment. I hope that he can find a hobby and stops committing stolen valor.

@Your_Lord_Grumble

11 ай бұрын

@@TheChillKrill hooah

Bob Ross is living proof that some of the kindest, gentlest, and good-hearted people once witnessed horrible things, and had to do horrible things.

"Soldiers have a strict schedule, and so does spongebob" *proceeds to describe a sane, normal person's routine*

theres also the fact that during the defense of Krusty Krab, Spongebob knew how to handle an anti aircraft weapon and a light machine gun, meaning he had previous training and was qualified for the Squad-Automatic-Weapon and has Air Defense Training

You should also include how Sandy's helicopter looks identical to the OH-6 Cayuse, a small helicopter used in Vietnam typically by the Army or Navy. This means that Spongebob was either in the Army or part of the Navy. He could be from the Marine Corps, though the Marines are technically a separate branch that works for the Navy as the Navy's ground troops.

@deathsquadron3311

11 ай бұрын

To be able to pilot aircraft in the navy/marines you have to get a college degree so since spongebob only got a degree in a future episode it could be possible that he served in the army since they still have the warrant (enlisted) officer program

@Marcus21H

11 ай бұрын

@@deathsquadron3311 Navy and Marine Corps also have warrant officers though they can't be pilots. Also the phrase "Aye Aye" isn't used by the Army. But since it is a fictional cartoon I don't see why they would need to be accurate.

@terryjones2467

11 ай бұрын

​@@Marcus21HAgreed, no reason to assume they would have the same structure as the U.S.

@phantomaviator1318

11 ай бұрын

@@deathsquadron3311 What if he had a degree before that? You can get more than one degree.

@Robert-hy3vv

10 ай бұрын

@@deathsquadron3311 warrants are not enlisted lmao

One of the best Yap sessions I’ve ever watched

This makes a lot of sense especially adding the episode with SpongeBob and Patrick at the beach fighting with crazy sand created weapons like tanks and jets, also if you take half their battle or missions into account and lastly it could explain why SpongeBob can’t drive since a lot of older soldiers never had a need to drive usually walking or riding in troop carriers

When you played that clip of Spongebob folding his uniform I remembered a video I'd seen about how to fold in a "Ranger Roll" to save space when packing. If Spongebob was in the army, having clothes that could be stored completely flat and quickly assembled would probably have been advantageous.

Okay, if we're gonna go along with this theory, I'd say that Spongebob isn't a mass murderer, but the helicopter incident was one in the military. Sandy might have designed helicopters for the military (since she's an inventor) and spongebob happened to use her model. Manslaughter, I guess, but not intentional

@chr1642

11 ай бұрын

Sandy does strike me as a military engineer

@LtVictor

11 ай бұрын

Spongebob the door gunner.

@thatonequietkid7170

11 ай бұрын

she might have worked for a design bureau at one point, which would make sense as to how spongebob used her design- it was mass-produced as a standard millitary vehicle.

@Kyle-nm1kh

11 ай бұрын

I believe it was intentional killing from war, and that Sandy was not qualified to know that because it was confidential. Possibly they were all infected by a mutation virus and SpongeBob was tasked to eliminate them.

@capncake8837

11 ай бұрын

Also, the way it’s described makes it seem more like an accident than something done intentionally.

the reason the horn is the only thing to wake him up is because its loud as hell

Nickelodeon doesn't want to know SpongeBob fought both world wars and started the second world war.

If Mr krabs fought in a war wouldn't he have PTSD since that he entered a "state of depression that seemed endless." Something would have happened to him or a friend during the war.

@toasted7135

11 ай бұрын

think there is a thoery about it

@funtimeredfox

11 ай бұрын

I mean not necessarily-

@brianedwardson8551

11 ай бұрын

Ptsd is not guaranteed is only a possibility

@Lanellia_Nyanna

11 ай бұрын

Not everyone who was in the war gets PTSD

@brvideo32298

11 ай бұрын

He did suffer from a state of deep depression that seemed endless.

While SpongeBob lacks strength, he makes up for efficiency. He knows he's good with guns and weaponry, a soldier's gun is his most prized possession, and SpongeBob shows it with his spatula. It's shown in some episode that There's no replacing his spatula no matter how advanced it is. this could also be tied to the "I'm ready" chant, which meant that the trauma was based off of him forgetting to take care of his rifle and possibly losing Bubble Buddy as a result. Spongebob also shows that he's always in a defensive position when it comes to gun placements (possibly a chopper gunner?). The ptsd might have led to the Whirlybird incident. So I'm guessing SpongeBob was a chopper gunner, this time however, he managed to kill off a hundred people as a way to cope for the losses back in the war

Nice video me boy. A few inaccuracies based off of my own experience here and there which make a few theories far fetched but overall very enticing theories and quite entertaining overall!

12:17 BLUE CLUES

@waylonpopworld122

2 ай бұрын

Also I saw a episode where I saw plankton having underwear under his own skin so yeah he isn't naked

5:47 is the funniest thing ive ever seen in the military

@NewMarioFanYT

5 ай бұрын

Being their kid

Bro I was in the Navy for 9 yrs.... this video is accurate asf 😅 1 small correction tho... i was stationed on an aircraft carrier, we only called FA-18s and other planes 'birds', we called helicopters 'helos'

@xaestheticrosex4678

11 ай бұрын

ty for ur service 💪

@kryptochroniconolite7301

11 ай бұрын

@@xaestheticrosex4678 💪🏾⚓

@kryptochroniconolite7301

11 ай бұрын

@@AntiFurrySoldier_13 💪🏾💯

@guineapig0983

11 ай бұрын

We appreciate you for your services 🫡

@kryptochroniconolite7301

11 ай бұрын

@@guineapig0983 💪🏾💙

one of the best theories and videos ive found, love your channel

you have to stop feeding the muse man my guinea pig just went missing

Assuming this, I don't believe either were in the same unit but on the same ship. I believe Spongebob was a Marine which explains his extreme military bearing, marskmanship, and combat ability such as hand to hand combat, which the US Marine Corps does more than the Army would, and the Uniforms reflect that too. Crabs appears to be wearing a Navy Utility Uniform or some type of Naval Formal Uniform while Spongebob wears something similar to a marine uniform.

@frankym69

8 ай бұрын

So many problems with that theory. A. SpongeBob was voted most artistic in high school. Or was it clumsiest? B. He couldn't even beat Flats.a paper thin flounder. And C. He had to fake his muscles and struggles to lift 2 stuffed bunnies on a stick. I think where this theory falls flat is due to another theory that was already confirmed. Bikini bottom is based off of bikini atoll, a US nuke testing site. So it would be safer to assume they were caught in a blast zone and their personalities were merged with underwater sea creatures. Even that theory has holes in it.

Hey Cinian have you ever noticed whenever Plankton ruins something for Karen or uses her for something or insults her. She never leaves him. Why is that? If Plankton is such a bad husband then why doesn't she leave him? Maybe she can't because she might secretly be an undercover agent working for Mr. Krabs. You should make that your next theory.

@Mr.Cinian

11 ай бұрын

hmm

@dumdumbb

11 ай бұрын

Wow this one is great but what if he didn't have luck in relationship s and stuff and wanted to marry a wife of his dream no matter how fucked up he could be or obsessed with the thing going with Mr. K she would never leave him by programming her to do so

@quempire2656

11 ай бұрын

@@Mr.CinianI think Plankton created Karen

@quempire2656

11 ай бұрын

Maybe he’s a masochist?

@neonfroot

11 ай бұрын

@@quempire2656 I think so

Love your channel brother you cure my boredom😂❤ much love from Minnesota!

im high i opened youtube this was the first thing. life is perfect at this very moment, but when it ends back to the depressive loop

I heard a quote that a ww2 soldier said don’t know when but it was this „respect the man not the uniform“

There's a lot of small subtle things, too that were overlooked. For example, at 23:38, instead of running off with his hat magically in the air or throwing it away, Patrick hands it to SpongeBob and waits for him to take before running off. He also managed to "know" that he held it without actually looking. He couldn't have felt him hold it as Spongebob positioned to catch the hat rather than take it.

It’s would make sense if he was special forces, hence why he served, has ptsd, but SpongeBob doesn’t know much of Mr Krabs’ history. Also why SpongeBob has an extreme level of skill and an iron will to complete whatever task in front of him.

Cant tell whats funnier, the premise that a cartoon sponge is possibly a war vet or the fact that a majority of the comments I see are people trying to add on to it

It is worth mentioning that the creators of the character have deliberately left his age ambiguous. They have even playfully mentioned that he ages differently in sponge years, jokingly suggesting he could be 50 years old. While most people assume he is at least 18 years old to be employed and adhere to legal practices, it is uncertain if these standards apply in his world. Nevertheless, it remains peculiar that he is capable of doing almost everything expected of him except obtaining a driver's license. This could potentially indicate underlying manic tendencies or a fear of taking the driving test due to paranoia. There is such a dark thought to him screaming "I'm ready" But on the field of battle he was crying "I'm not ready". Regarding him capturing people on the "other planet" due to thinking he was fighting "aliens" there is a thought that he was made in the military to see the enemies that weren't his people as completly less than valuable. In this sense sub-human or (sub fish) One final thing to note is the bikini bottom is well known to be named after bikini atol which is where the Americans tested nukes in ww2.

@nickelakon5369

10 ай бұрын

I recall somewhere saying he was 24.

@trixxart777

5 ай бұрын

Honestly I always thought he was just a 30 year old who was a bit childish

bro really took editing to the next level

@Mr.Cinian

11 ай бұрын

Appreciate that

@hjbgf3270

2 ай бұрын

​@@Mr.Cinianwhen will you upload your next theory just wondering 😁

Well thought out. Really Great Video

these kinds of theory vids are so goddamn funny to me the absolute best in shitposting.

This makes him a much more interesting character. I will choose to believe this theory because of this.

I can't believe you forgot the part where, on that robot episode, when Mr. Krabs gets salt in his eye, Spongebob's first reaction was to call the navy; you also forgot that his low intelligence could be caused by brain damage from trauma likely that of a bomb of some sort.

@Troopertroll

8 ай бұрын

No, Squidward told him to call the navy.

@Dylanowich

8 ай бұрын

@@Troopertroll Doesn't really matter

@xaevius5319

7 ай бұрын

@@Dylanowich lol. "here's something that kinda debunks your theory" "doesn't really matter" - conspiracy theorists

@Dylanowich

7 ай бұрын

@@xaevius5319 You forgot the "Well actually my ego is the size of Jupiter so that means I'm right" line

@Redofreko

Ай бұрын

@@Dylanowich if squidward told spongebob to call the navy it means it wasnt spongebob's first thought

I never felt good after a kill, EVER.

This is possibly the best reach i ever seen 🎉

I SWEAR THIS IS MY BEST THEORY YET, LET ME KNOW IF YOU AGREE AND FEEL FREE TO RATE IT OUT OF 10

@Starmikeygacha

11 ай бұрын

Finally we waiting six months

@karthik7361

11 ай бұрын

Ok

@therealsalah134

11 ай бұрын

BRO U SAY THAT EVERY EPISODE

@Starmikeygacha

11 ай бұрын

???

@ThatSentinel

11 ай бұрын

No swearing

Another I would like to add is that SpongeBob has major difficulties with getting his boating license every time he takes the test he panics and goes full speed. This could be a result of some of the battles he was in where to avoid getting hit by artillery and gunfire he has to go full speed.

Military episode: Patrick said Finland after the potato turret exploded and he popped from the hole

To make a conclusion, in 12:37 we can see in mr crabs secrets a picture of a navy, and not only that but there is also a navy uniform, with medals, meaning that mr carbs was in the navy.

About the Secret Formula: In the First Spongebob Movie, when Plankton aquired the formula, he basically became a ruthless dictator, turning all of Bikini Bottom into his pawns. Even making them say "All Hail Plankton" constantly.

@kateandales1735

2 ай бұрын

heil planklier!

This is definitely your best one yet, there’s no way the writers of the show didn’t know what they were doing.

@dessirangelova2676

11 ай бұрын

There is a way In the training video it said mr crabs had depression after the war and then he made the krusty crab and in some episodes we see SpongeBobs parents go to the krusty crab while he was in the womb which means he couldnt have fought in a war and krabs was just a cook

@kyle360123

11 ай бұрын

Mr Krabs was sailor in the navy he talks about it in the episode where they go fishing

@xaevius5319

7 ай бұрын

they wanted to make a cartoon. simple. y'all are the only ones making conspiracy theories around cartoons cuz u would LIKE for it to. you guys' monkey brains are happy when your old favorite cartoon is alluded to have a darker subtext or story than it seems to have

@KiddArachnid

5 ай бұрын

@@xaevius5319ok

As a vet with PTSD I've learned a lot about myself.

Damn didn't know I smoked crack today. Nice editing btw.

SpongeBob gained and lost a friend in the war. Patrick was once a genius quite possibly the strategist for spongebobs troop. Something happened which is why spongebob has very subtle ptsd and Patrick came back dumb.

I can definitely get the formal attire thing. My father served in the Gulf War and I'm sure other men can relate when I say my father ran a tight ship when it came to dress code, I still try my best to dress as nice as I possibly can. SpongeBob dressing the way he does though can probably be attributed to the way he was raised or conditioning because of the way Mr. Krabs runs his restaurant. As for the other points, I'm not entirely sure.

Everything about SpongeBob's habits suggest military discipline, yet this could have been reinforced my Mr Krabs, who was a Sailor. It's good that you were particular about SpongeBob being in the Army, as the theory would have unfortunately been quickly refuted when Krabs mentioned he "wouldn't last a day in the Navy," implying SpongeBob was definitely not a Sailor if he were in the military at all.

I think patrick was a soldier/captain but he got severe trauma

the mr krabs section is kinda far fetched considering the krusty krab has like a pirate theme going on

@leobuana7430

11 ай бұрын

Captain Francis Drake

If SpongeBob was in the Military I'd say WWII Naval Seaman just not sure which Navy considering he requests permission to come aboard as if he's boarding a ship. Bird in the military is a slang for aircraft in general. There's no personal animosity in conflicts courtesy of militaries viewing the rest of the world's soldiers, sailors or airmen as if they were siblings. It wasn't a peace flag, it was the flag of truce

This is really good I’m subscribing

I can confirm he is a veteran. I served with him in the gravy seals

@Kyle-nm1kh

11 ай бұрын

Alongside the M.A.S.H. potatoes?

@connorhart7597

11 ай бұрын

@@Kyle-nm1kh the one and only, led by Colonel Sanders

@Kyle-nm1kh

11 ай бұрын

@connorhart7597 before he got famous in this universe for his popcorn shrimp

@connorhart7597

11 ай бұрын

@@Kyle-nm1kh "top 10 betrayals in Anime lore"

I was thinking maybe the band geeks suit was more like a British guard lol.

There’s no way I made a comic in school inspired by SpongeBob, it started off as just doodles but then I put story to it and it’s where SpongeBob goes into Vietnam. I called it “Sponge in ‘Nam” and I never knew about this theory😭😭

11:24 Because they're customers and what else would you call someone who you don't even know the name of?

Fun fact: Although he might not look like one, SpongeBob is actually a sea sponge, but he looks like a kitchen sponge with pants

@Kyle-nm1kh

11 ай бұрын

The dudes a bullet sponge

Someone needs to make this into an animated mini series of this

Spongebob wasn't born with His Holes... They were earned on the battlefield.

“Argargagargarg Spongeboy me Bob, pass me the MG-42”

He's also square because of his strict routine. It reflexs his personal ity of a soldier

I love seeing these theories, because when i saw spongebob freak out over something not being in order my first thought was autism, mainly because i have autism and i react the same way. But then there are people like you that are like "war veteran ptsd" so its just funny to me how people can potray things so differently

@feanor4480

15 күн бұрын

Hillenburg was raised in an army family and “His first drawing was of an orange slice. An illustration which he drew in third grade, depicting "a bunch of army men ... kissing and hugging instead of fighting", brought him the first praise for his artwork, when his teacher commended it.[7] "Of course, this is 1970 ... She liked it because, I mean, obviously that was in the middle of [the Vietnam War]” Read up on him and im gonna go rewatch spongeboy me bob

10:30 Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, if you didn't know PTSD is an abbreviation of that

The reason why SpongeBob sleeps 6:41 in his uniform and you think he was in nam cause soldiers need to be ready at all times, so some soldiers sleep in their uniforms.

Dude this is a super solid theory, and it’s pretty convincing. It also kinda lines up with the WWII/bikini atoll/ nuclear radiation theory. You for sure earned a sub from me; and I sincerely believe you deserve way more than you have! Good quality video, editing, and scripting - as well as research and source citation.

@xaevius5319

7 ай бұрын

pfft, as solid as a glass of water. hope nobody tries to sell a used car to you anytime soon.

This is one of the most absurd yet solid SpongeBob theories ive seen, great job fr

I think this would be more in line with him being a former pirate because thats literally Mr. crabs former position as a captain of a ship. Also i think a more fun theory using alot of the same evidence would be that he has OCD and trying to figure out where that OCD comes from

The characters Spongebob and Mr. Crabs were based on Gilligan and Skipper from Gilligan's Island, and in that show Gilligan and The Skipper were both in the navy together, so most of this is probably true.