Do you have anything you'd like to ask the splatoon 2 therapist? Let me know right here in the comments! 😉

@magic3734

2 жыл бұрын

The mind of K52 players, and Vgoo/sploosh

@CalFox72

2 жыл бұрын

When does the pain of waiting for Splatoon 3 go away

@Porque-zo3ik

2 жыл бұрын

When will harassment of clash blasters end

@organ_saki6969

2 жыл бұрын

i have a problem: people tell me im on the wrong side when i tell them i love pearl and callie and when i was on team chaos for the win. (

@ninjaphant1881

2 жыл бұрын

Why is salmon run hard sometimes

You make GG sound Italian, and I LOVE IT

"What about Pearl?" "We don't speak of the FOREHEAD FIEND..." - Yet another reason I love Alpha.

“In kelp dome, you don’t hunt clash blaster, clash blaster hunts you” I’ve never heard more relatable words in my existence

Not really splatoon 2 but more about splatoon 3 in salmon run... Now that we can throw golden eggs to each other, trolls are gonna be chucking those into the water like coins into a wishing well, never to be seen again. How are we supposed to recover from that? Awesome video Alpha! 🐯

@chaotic_44

2 жыл бұрын

:D

@certifiedsmug5776

2 жыл бұрын

Hopefully they do something to prevent that

I actually have quite a bit of respect of sticks players because when I try and play sticks I will not hit a single thing, not one. So if you can hit anything at all with sticks I applaud you 😂

@Oney105

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, as a stick player. I can be crap at turf war, but then i get like a dozen kills and a few wins in ranked

@diseasedrat8813

2 жыл бұрын

I do way better with sticks than motion to be honest

@Sentelenix

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks

@SadielHrz

2 жыл бұрын

I prefer sticks but I wish that the motion was used on chargers the same way its used on bows on botw cause its awesome

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

You have no much I dreaded playing sticks 96 for footage LOL

Holy carp, I'm actually honored to be in this video! Thanks for including Mango!! 🧡🧡🧡

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

Ah so that's what they're name is. I was noticing the orange/yellow theme haha!

Pearl bribed the world to let Marina join

These always make me laugh, great video Alpha!

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

Glad to know! 😊

The pearl part hit me in the shortness. The pain. Shorter than an autobomb? Worst part is hes right too.

“What am I in, the new Transformers movie? I want to fight against cephalopods, not Optimus Prime” That got me XD

Why do I feel like a villain for using sticks?

@gavinff

Жыл бұрын

If you like sticks use sticks but when you get to like A rank I would recommend trying motion.

@TorayNix

Жыл бұрын

@@gavinffI managed to reach X rank in rainmaker with sticks (for the other game modes I was between S+6 and 8)

I feel bad for my inkling. They can’t even afford a therapist lol.

Also, great content! Your editing is awesome!

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

"I want to fight cephalopods not OPTIMUS PRIME" 😂

I love “The Splatoon Therapist” videos, so thank you for making another one!

Stick is in fact the superior methode.

“I want to fight cephalopods not Optimus Prime” that killed me xD

Wow. Great stuff. I love this series. It relates to the frustrations I have an why I haven’t played Splatoon in a while.

@UltraPoyoColt

2 жыл бұрын

A question for the Splatoon player therapist: Have any tips for getting better at kensa splat dualies? I really like their sub and special.

Help my little buddy is concerned about me "destroying" his family, how do i tell him this is how he gets his food

@organ_saki6969

2 жыл бұрын

gina just tell it that its for the great or good

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

H-Honesty is the best policy?

This was the funniest video ever, the Italian character and the special roasting was so funny ✋😭

Yes its true, in Soviet Kelp Dome, Clash Blaster hunts you.

"What am i in the new transformers movie i want to fight sethropods not optimus prime" 😂😂

If the new specials start destroying chargers to the point people play them less, this Octoling Octobrush Master is down for it.

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

More free roam for you lol

the background music sounds like music that would be in a dramatic/flashback/sad scene from the promised neverland (0:07)

1:02 Ummm. He can see the future.

Doing all these alphamatt fanarts, i may need to see the splatoon 2 therapist.

@organ_saki6969

2 жыл бұрын

@@octonia6782 HUH????

@spookyubers1202

2 жыл бұрын

Polaroid you really need to see the splatoon 2 therapist immediately

@organ_saki6969

2 жыл бұрын

@Christmascliffe nOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@organ_saki6969

2 жыл бұрын

@Pixal Ubers no i dont... *right?*

@spookyubers1202

2 жыл бұрын

@@organ_saki6969 **yes. You do**

1 year later his wish comes true 5:45

@noremfor

2 ай бұрын

It's funny how it was considered outrageous back then but is rather normal now

For someone who loves Callie more than Marie, I couldn’t imagine anyone hating her. She’s so adorable

The editing is beautiful and now I remember why your videos are so appealing. Good content my guy :D!

I love everything you make always so entertaining

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

I try my best! 🙇‍♂️

Ok, with he sticks guy, i can kinda relate, ever since i bought Splatoon 2, i've had trouble aiming with both, but sticks was yeilding slightly better results, so i've been using sticks for a while (And mainly because my Pro Controller doesn't have motion)

"The weapon designers know how to balance their game" Splash has entered the chat Crab has entered the chat Ballpoint has entered the chat

Make way, loser coming through. Edit: THANK YOU for the part about the idols. They balance the other one out and are all great in their own ways. They're also important to each other. Pearl helped welcome Marina into inkling society and Marie has been shown in-game and outside that she worries a lot about Callie. Let's be real: they're all the best girl (I will admit that Pearl is my favorite tho).

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly!

i feel very called out about being a pearl fan

I have related to each one of these characters at one point in time the bleeping of Fortnite was great great vid

Ok but he’s kinda right ;-; I’m a HUGE fan of pearl and Callie and I’m like 4.4

love these videos, keep it up!

Hello splatoon therapist, i love splatoon so much but I want to wait until splatoon 3 comes out to buy the game but I’m literally dying!!!!!

Alpha I love you king but you have chosen war deciding to say such an unforgivable statement that Callie is for losers. I will defend my waifu till death, may the gods bless me with the strength to defend my idol. (What am I doing)

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

It wouldn't be the first time LOL

@sanahirosplatoon6459

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO didn’t expect a response but happy I got one from you! 💙

I have so much respect for stick players.

@sally_39

2 жыл бұрын

I do play stick-

3:56 I AM RIGHT HERE IM THE SAME HEIGHT ☠️

In the new salmon run trailer the charger is actually shown to have a laser so that’s good to know

Oh you want a frustration I deal with? Three words. Respawn punishing luna.

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

The therapist is not legally allowed to say anything negative about RP luna on this channel. 😀

I'll be honest I use sticks, and I think I'm decent with them. I tried motion control for like two weeks and it wasn't that fun so I quit it. I think I'm pretty decent with sticks, and it's not like I'm planning to be a pro or anything, I'm just here to have fun.

God the charger and crab comments have aged . . . Poorly doesn't even come close to it being accurate. But this is still a fun video, glad to see it hasn't changed

Great vid alpha keep it up

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks, I appreciate it!

Love this!!!

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

Glad you enjoyed! 🙇‍♂️

5:02 "Oh I get it, you eat TacoBell" LMAOOOOOOOOOO

you mentioned how we shouldnt play in solo que but none of my friends want to play squid game

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

Then you can always get some new peeps to play with :)

The 96 gal is cool with the sparkle dots

i love this series

Noice pt. 2

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

More like pt. 3

Please help I’m scared if little buddy is going to find out that we participate in salmon runs

4:13 we’ll we know who’s coming back next episode

Ever since I saw the bow and arrow for splatoon 3 I thought it was going to be a cool weapon. But then I keep on worrying if it's going to be an annoying or brain-dead weapon like the dualies. What do you think? pls help

Bu either way im straight LIVING about this video. (Im aware i make no sense)

THE THERAPIST IS BACK

I have a question for the therapist, I wanna be good at motion controls like all the other Splatoon pros but no matter how hard I try, it never works out for me. I have no idea what to do.

@sanahirosplatoon6459

2 жыл бұрын

Play motion

@ItsOreo27

2 жыл бұрын

@@sanahirosplatoon6459 I try. I try my best playing motion but I'm not good.

@ItsOreo27

2 жыл бұрын

@Christmascliffe 😂👀

@sanahirosplatoon6459

2 жыл бұрын

@@ItsOreo27 Okay actual advice is to try and play more with weapons that require good reflexes and learn to move with your controller. Pretend your in VR and have to tilt your whole body and wrist to engage with the enemy. Also practice making less use of the sticks, you don’t need them

@ItsOreo27

2 жыл бұрын

@@sanahirosplatoon6459 thanks! I’ll definitely use those tips!

Please make weapons have actually viable kits and not half baked ones like hydra splatling and custom range blaster

Realizes that I'm short and I like Pearl more than Marina :0 my favourite idols from each band are Callie and Pearl

AYE HE USIN THE FLINGZA ROLLER!!

it finally came back yeah!

Hello Mr therapist, I have... An obsession with Tenta Missiles. Ever since they were buffed I sometimes feel the urge to stack as much SCU on my build, go to turf war and do nothing but spam missiles. I haven't been the same since meeting those only-N-Zap '89 teams in splatfest. The sound of Tenta Missiles flying on my team still haunts me as I cry myself to sleep. Please help me.

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@Lego88fan

Жыл бұрын

👋

Hello, Mr… something or other. Someone recommended I come see you for my problem. I love this game dearly with my two weird brellas (undercover and tent) and rat 7. I can’t really find the motivation to keep playing after I’ve hit X rank and left two teams, especially when other games like Smash are so easy to pick up and play. What should I do to keep playing until Splatoon 3 launches?

@katsoupman3218

2 жыл бұрын

(Btw, roast my weapon choices if you want. I’m fine with it)

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

Getting creative with some new weapons could be a start 👀

I suck at using chargers,nothing has changed after I changed to motion not long ago,my mpu squiffer wont work for much longer if my aim doesn’t improve.

So that was what the bald squid was about on yesterday's stream. Russian squid.

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

Now the cat's out of the bag x)

i hope you do a splatoon 3 therapist

Im scared in splatoon 3! THE EGG THROW CAN MEAN YOU CAN HAVE HORRIBLE TEAMMATES THAT DONT DO ANYTHING!! IS THERE A BUTTON TO SAY " THROWING TO YOU" OR SOMETHING

Me who thinks pearl is better and is taller 5.4 : hi welcome to Dennys

I have been waiting. It's finally here I get to see why you were bal-

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

Yep, the big reveal lol

For some reason I can't be consistent in splatoon. I mean I'm much better than I used to be thats for sure but some days my mains (normally N-Zap and Tri-splosher) I'm really good with and other days I'm just dying the entire match. Got any tips?

Always makes me smile

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

Glad I can brighten up your day!

@comitstar9088

2 жыл бұрын

@@Alphastar716 thanks

3:51 ah yes, South Korea

Heres my question How do i deal with THE FLY FISH SINCE IT ALWAYS KILLS ME AAAAA-

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

Dodge the missiles forehead lul

Rather than saying Optimus Prime you should have said OCTOPUS prime Hehe

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

God that's so good! 😭

Why do i exist? why do inklings exist? who am i? LOL

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like you have to do some soul searching beyond the therapist lol

We will talk about Pearl no no no

i have been playing splatoon 2 for 2 years and don't play a lot of ranked... i am b rank in all modes (ecxept clam blitz i hate clam blitz) do you think i have a chance in getting x rank?

This is number 3 of the splatoon therapist and they talk abt splatoon 3 when was this made? The 13 of February 3 is in 13 and when I’m making this it’s the 23 and my younger cousin who is 7 has 3 years until being 10, 10 + 3 = 13 when will splatoon 3 come out? Possibly the 13 of any summer month

I’m literally forced to use stick it sucks my r stick broke when I accidentally dropped it and I’m stuck playing on my pro controller

I want to fight cephalopods not optimus prime XD

Finally!

I mostly just like the characters outfits.

Ima start using motion

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

It can be very beneficial to your aim if you can commit.

@T-TIME-

2 жыл бұрын

@@Alphastar716 so I tried motion and tbh it was fine but I'll try to get better with it

M A R I N A A P P E A L S T O P E O P L E W I T H N O P E R S O N A L I T Y

I mean i use motion controls because i caht use the doc and i cant afford a new one

NOT THE 52 GAL PLAYERS NOOOO

Pro player doesnt care about A rank confirmed k thanks alpha

i cant use motion controls because my sticks art broken and im poor AAA

excuse me but I like marina, while being 5' 4"

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

Congratulations, I will now make you wear stilettos for eternity to make the joke work. 😀

I got to X rank in CB with sticks and I still don't know how to use motion controls

@Venus_716

2 жыл бұрын

You're scary

@Alphastar716

2 жыл бұрын

Then you're good to go!

I would argue that marina appeals to teenage males.

He he he haw

Callie is the best

I’m in top 500 and i use sticks

Gal weapon are so broken

lol

Lol i just watch this, and i am stick player thanyou for dunking me. just why. (But not a gall player).