What are some things you would like to talk to the splatoon therapist about? Let me know right here in the comments! 😉

@Future336

3 жыл бұрын

Internet problems :( 😢

@M1CRO_W

3 жыл бұрын

How do I not get squidbagged every dang time i play ranked?

@shoeagletts

3 жыл бұрын

My losing streak 😢

@ajisaneko

3 жыл бұрын

How to get good at clam bitz and how much raging it is-

@Da_Phantom

3 жыл бұрын

Tri slosher users

he has an octo afro that easily makes him the best therapist

@Alphastar716

3 жыл бұрын

The afro is just used to store his massive brain 😎

@quentinhans4755

3 жыл бұрын

@@Alphastar716 yep

@tdimybeloved

3 жыл бұрын

@@Alphastar716 massive afro = massive brain

"what is your problem madam?" "I am very bad at the game :(" "Aw, it can't be that bad-" "I cant throw a power clam into a basket when no one is attacking me" "YEP ALRIGHT ALL HOPE IS LOST"

@vitorinoesteves6239

3 жыл бұрын

SHE NEEDS LOT'S OF THERAPY!

@lurkz4919

2 жыл бұрын

That is literally all of my Clam Blitz teammate's therapy sessions.

Therapist: "Male Vicvillon doesn't exist, he can't hurt you." *insert predictable punchline*

@Dynashu

3 жыл бұрын

Also the therapist: *"Are you..."*

@Alphastar716

3 жыл бұрын

Male Vicvillon: HWOW!!!

Yes. We Octolings are finally living the Inkopolis Dream.

@damianosjawline

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@javierolmedo2225

3 жыл бұрын

inkopolis dream: therapy

@Alphastar716

3 жыл бұрын

The therapist dream! 😎

@sundae_z

3 жыл бұрын

@@Alphastar716 Well think about it knowing Octolings...

We need one where the therapist helps billy with his trauma from the dualie’s.

@koshy6848

3 жыл бұрын

I got u

@fleen7709

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@setabkhan3081

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@chaotic_44

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@happyeevee4955

3 жыл бұрын

*Y E S*

“Like a dove being shot out of the sky with an AK-47” That’s about the most American thing Alpha has ever said

@africanchild1141

3 жыл бұрын

@@nope6786 They never said he was American

@lemonyylime

3 жыл бұрын

*'MERICA intensifies*

@totallyjokers

3 жыл бұрын

I have never been so offended by something I 100% agree with

@Alphastar716

3 жыл бұрын

AMERICA HECK YEAH!!!

@Alphastar716

3 жыл бұрын

@@nope6786 also I am American lol

The whole octobrush range bit makes me feel attacked

@lorettabes4553

3 жыл бұрын

An octobrush with more range reminded me of the Exploser for some reason

@Alphastar716

3 жыл бұрын

Teehee

lol the very "subtle" reference to vic hating triggerfish

The last little Inkling you were talking about is literally a callous to Vic isn't it •Same outfit •Dissing the Camp •Nzap

@Alphastar716

3 жыл бұрын

I actually forgot she used N-zap but the rest is 100% accurate LOL

Alpha, you probably won’t even see this and that’s alright. But I just want to say thank you for just existing. I’m dealing with very difficult things that I don’t want to get into, but your uploads always help me laugh and honestly you help me out ridiculously. Love you man Thanks for everything!

@Alphastar716

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for watching! :)

As an octobrush main, that is exactly what I say whenever I dont get at least 20 kills

@TheSkyKrillHunter

3 жыл бұрын

20?! Wow I need to up my game, I can’t get higher then 12 when I play. (I’m an octobrush main too (: )

@electrabyssowlactus9889

3 жыл бұрын

Octo brush mains rule!

@ssherbet

3 жыл бұрын

Go us Octobrush mains!!

@veemooomi9747

3 жыл бұрын

@@ssherbet Octobrush mains bad :/

@unavailable458

2 жыл бұрын

octoshot > octobrush

I would 100% pick you as my therapist

i love how well their gestures and movements go with what they're saying

@Alphastar716

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks! That's one thing I always try to do with these x)

Doctor: Vic-style Alpha can't hurt you, hes not real. Vic-style Alpha: 0:00 Edit: Oop i just realized another comment practically said what I said but faster go like his comment

The thing I would ask my threrapist is, WHY DOES THE CLASH BLASTER EXIST? Also I need help with my charger skills! :D

When you're S+9/X in Splat Zones, S+3 in Rainmaker, S+ in Tower Control, BUT YOU'RE A+ IN CLAM BLITZ

@fernavliz1

3 жыл бұрын

I am C- on clam blitz. I really hope it is not that difficult. I am S+0 in tower, S+3 on splatzones and s+7 on rainmaker. I, by pure lucky chance, am ranking up in raimaker despite my bad aim with stick controls (I move the rainmaker near the objective and if I did not score, I rely on my teammates to carry me and defend our advantage). Ok, I just hope to be on X rank ; althought I really did not expect to ever be able to be on X rank, I am really curious to see what would happend If I have one X rank and then inmediatly rank up clam blitz; (would I get to S rank or something?). I will probably be stuck on A rank after that because I have to learn how to play clam blitz lol.

@Luminarayia

3 жыл бұрын

lol

Bro predicted the Painbrush

The part about the brella and f-zero fans cracked me up.

And little did he know that the singular joke about brushes would be granted and hell would be brought opun us.

Bro predicted PainBrush

The fact that they did give the brush more range and they made it a 2 shot kill...

"I was thinking if we could get a brush with even more range..." Little does he know that 2 years later, his wish would be granted 😂

It would’ve been so funny if the orange inkling girl was putz12 and at the end it would play a video of putz12 screaming

You know they're a good therapist when they tell you to like and subscribe

I just realized you used Vic's gear for the Camp Triggerfish complaint that's smart

A few years later @alphastar716 called a brush with more range and a 2 shot brush called the pain brush

first octobrush guy described the painbrush perfectly

I need this therapist. There isn't much that bothers me in Splatoon, but if it's one thing I can rant about it's salmon run and why don't my teammates ever try to get rid of Stingers and Fly fish? Long story short: They're a threat and if we don't kill them we lose. I have a feeling this new splatoon therapist will help us all ease our way through everything that's bothering us from weapons to bad teammates. Awesome video Alpha! 🐯

@TheDreamDojo

3 жыл бұрын

@Julio Paulino High pay grade... Trust me, I have to deal with that all the time. XD

The funny thing is I actually need a Splatoon therapist *and by funny I mean I’m dead serious I need someone to rant to about how unfair ranked is*

We all need one of these after the splatfest

2:40 What am I, a Canadian? Me who is Canadian and plays curling: I feel attacked at a personal level

@Alphastar716

3 жыл бұрын

Mission accomplished LOL

He got what he wanted. We now have the Paimbrush.

bro predicted the painbrush

He predicted the Painbrush. 😊

"What if they made the new brush a two shot too?" Be glad he didn't say 1 shot.

@Alphastar716

3 жыл бұрын

1 shot probably would've made the therapist need a therapist.

@chaotic_44

3 жыл бұрын

If he said that I would of killed him on the spot

@agamerslifetorture6274

3 жыл бұрын

Let's be honest would make the whole Splatoon community need a therapist

@chaotic_44

3 жыл бұрын

@@agamerslifetorture6274 true

i find it funny that the inklings/octolings don’t actually open their mouths

NEW OCs 👀👀👀

@agents6659

3 жыл бұрын

Wait 14 hrs

@Liam-gs4nl

3 жыл бұрын

?

@TopazTiger975

3 жыл бұрын

Certain members get early access to videos.

@t.a.r.1899

3 жыл бұрын

Well?

@Liam-gs4nl

3 жыл бұрын

Yo for me it says he uploaded it 14 minutes ago lol

HE PREDICTED PAINBRUSH⁉️⁉️

Can I just splat the guy who wanted the brush with more range? He deserves it for thinking of that monstrosity.

@Alphastar716

3 жыл бұрын

I'll happily join you

@SakuraSylv

3 жыл бұрын

@@Alphastar716 me too lol

@gamerwolf3392

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

I swear the brella part looked more serious then any weapon complain ever.

when i heard the first few seconds im like wait thats vic

@Alphastar716

3 жыл бұрын

I'm glad you got it x)

“While being shot out of the sky with a AK-47” *Holding a sniper from fortnite*

A splatoon 2 therapist is the only therapist I would ever feel comfortable going to

imagine a map full of grates, nowhere to ink, and you're in turf war, and water beneath you

Me Every Game Even If My Teamates Got 9999 P: THaANks tEaMATEs. The Therapist: And how does that make you feel?

We need the most elite elite elite therapist for this one.

@MRIHAVENOTHINGTOSHOW

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the heart

Thay scream when he found out its coming back😂🤣

If ur still doing mini games I have one “Hide and splat” 4v4 Obv 2 spec Alpha: hiders Bravo: splatters (seekers) Rules: Hiders have 30 minutes to hide and ink the stage just not enemy spawn or near. If you are spotted you CAN ink. (Surprised?) when spotted you can go to enemy spawn but not yours , and splatters have 10 minutes to stay in spawn .splatters can also ink to chase the hiders Weapons allowed : Alpha: dualies, rollers , snipers , nozzlenose, any brush Bravo: dualies, gals, rollers (carbon) , any n-zap , ink brush (Also alpha make sure alpha alpha team has a weapon with ink walls ) Btw each hider has 4 lives once they are all wasted they can walk around the map but enemies cannot kill them. Splatters have 10 lives since if a teammate is dead the reason they can still go and walk around with their teammate is to protect them they can kill any hider that is getting their team .

Well we got the brush with more range

dear splatoon therapist, i seriously don’t know which weapon to main. i kinda just mess around with all of them lol

@Alphastar716

3 жыл бұрын

Then you can always use all of them. There's no need to only ride or die with 1. - The Splatoon Therapist

NOT THE WESTERN ACCENT ON THE ONE WITH THE CAMO 😭😭

@Alphastar716

3 жыл бұрын

LOOK IT WAS EITHER THAT OR AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT!

When the first guy’s prayers are answered

1:57 THEY EVEN MADE IT 2 SHOT

I love how the Camp Triggerfish guy has Vicvillon's gear LMAO

@Alphastar716

3 жыл бұрын

I'm glad you noticed x)

@luispino9536

3 жыл бұрын

@Julio Paulino we stan Shy Guy pfps in this house

Maybe I do need therapy for using e-litre 4k with a lot of main power up

Alpha: What is the problem you are facing? Me:.....I’m a respawn punishing clash blaster user...... Alpha: *internal screaming*

“Are you” Why does that make me think of Vic’s weapon ads

even though this is 6 months i still love those alpha screams.

I’d like to sign up for an appointment to talk about people actively avoiding me giving people clams in clam blitz.

Oh my goodness... That inkling girl... I've found my Splatoon therapist spiritual clone.

@lurkz4919

2 жыл бұрын

Same here, except I am A+ and not A-

@sherbertshortkake6649

2 жыл бұрын

@@lurkz4919 Same now

BRUH i just got off of splatoon 2 after being on a mass losing streak of 10 and lost my rank this is my first recommended video when i open KZread this is much needed

we need more of this amazing person. He is GODLY

The thing about ranked is so true sometimes the team mates are a pain and all but the people that complain the most just focus on kills kills and more kills

Camo tenta brella mains are so camouflage that you can almost never see them in online ranked

Painbrush coming in like…

I'd like to talk to the Therapist about Flyfish and Dizzlers. Just these two in general 😠

Doctor please, I want a roller with the range of a dynamo and the speed of a carbon!

I feel like everyone needs this in splatoon 3 someone at speed dial to call for issues (probably get more calls than any other hotline)

wow this is something i didnt know i needed till i saw this

@Alphastar716

3 жыл бұрын

It was something I had just thought up x)

Cool sub idea: the throwable beacon: a worse version of the beacon but you can throw it. Uses 60% of your ink tank, only one person and it'll break after the first person jumps. Might be able to pull off some cheeky plays.

Honestly, when I heard: Brush. More range. Two hit. I nearly threw up. Great video as usual, Alpha!😁

@chaotic_44

3 жыл бұрын

same

@Alphastar716

3 жыл бұрын

I love the contrast between the 2 spaced out statements. "I nearly threw up...great video as usual Alpha!" XD

Alpha in-depth thinking and stating what he thinks would be better for the player Me: GIt GuD

Alpha: oh you poor idio-I mean thing...

the fact we actually got a new brush with MORE range that can also 2 shots up close xD

“Olympic curling on Adderall” lmao tenta brella accurate.

"BUT WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO" JAJAJAJAJAJ

2:44 “Canadian winter” *it’s literally the middle of april and just 2 days ago it snowed in canada*

@Alphastar716

3 жыл бұрын

Snow, what's that?

I'm having trouble settling for a weapon. I need the Splatoon therapist for this because Reddit was no help.

@niphraz6079

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe i can help? I have been playing since 2017 so i know a thing or two. If you want me to help, i first need to know youre playstyle.

@porygonguy2412

3 жыл бұрын

@@niphraz6079 I usually tend to stay back try to out range enemies. If I don't out range I just run. And I have gained the strange habit of charging up my special before leaving spawn. I'm also a little fond of the splash wall.

@niphraz6079

3 жыл бұрын

@@porygonguy2412 Id recomend the firefin splat Charger. Long Range, Splash wall and the turf controlling suction bomb launcher as a special. It has a bit of a learning curve, but if you get over that its a great weapon!

@porygonguy2412

3 жыл бұрын

@@niphraz6079 Thanks! I'll try and practice with it.

@niphraz6079

3 жыл бұрын

@@porygonguy2412 happy i could help!

vic and alpha posting on the same hour. nice.

"just give the ink brush E-Liter range"

I just have so much trouble with bloblobber blobs splatting me out of nowhere! It’s like all they do is send out blobs and hope for the best.

Extremely classy therapist Decides to wear shorts, not pants LOL Once again, great video, Alpha. I would like to see some therapy for those who struggle with teammates (or themselves) disconnecting.

The Jurassic was a period, not an era. Although you could probably apply the statement to the Mesozoic and it would still be accurate

I'm literally working to become a psychologist and I also like Splatoon, and I get THIS on my recommended. I love this its pure gold

1:05 HE PREDICTED THE PAINBRUSH

This is what I need

I needed this lmao

I played with you yesterday at 3:55 pm eastern

This is kinda relaxing.

Alpha star: oh you poor idi, I mean thing me: Thanks for those words of encouragement Alpha star

@Alphastar716

3 жыл бұрын

Anytime! 🙃

Omg the last patient has Vic’s clothes 🤣

This is off topic but imagine if they combined a inkstrike, Splashdown and a booyah bomb and made it a special in splatoon 3 it would be chaos.

The sad thing is is that they made the octobrush a three shot in solution 3

how..... i mean HOW???? you literaly described painbrush that got added in splat 3.... are you some kind of timetraveler or what??

I sort of agree that the octo brush needs more range but mainly the inkbrush

A new character for the ACU.

Some splatoon 1 special weapons may be to powerful but they are fun to mess with like the killer wail or inkstrike

I would ask a therapist about my uncontrollable use of the panic button; I mean the splashdown. Sometimes I often get too close to action and I don´t get any splats with my weapon. The enemies always gets more range than me and the only way I can survive is to get really close but I have an atroceous aim that I cannot hit anyone not even at point blank range. One game I was playing on rainmaker, and I was chasing around the enemy with the rainmaker in overtime; I got again and again oportunities to splat him chasing him and being close, And in a last dich effort I was at the moment the only one who could stop the rainmaker to get a comeback and I was at one feet away from him and with all the ink and everything, I just miss all the shots with my sploosh-omatic. They won and I had like 4 opportunities to prevent that. I just Use aim with stick controls and I insist that this is the only way to play the game. ....LOL.

my friend is a inkbrush main with all run speed up