What, in your opinion, are some of Sheldon's best-designed weapons? Let me know right here in the comments! 😉

@M1CRO_W

3 жыл бұрын

Literally none of them Exept the clash blaster

@CherrEblue

3 жыл бұрын

@@M1CRO_W big sad *loads gun*

@M1CRO_W

3 жыл бұрын

@@CherrEblue wait no-

@AguaMan275

3 жыл бұрын

The Dialogue Blaster

@spog2523

3 жыл бұрын

honestly, the range blasters. they have cool flames around them. especially the grim range blaster, the green flames are epic

Everyone: skips through Sheldon's dialogue Sheldon: And I took that personally...

@Myaniac

3 жыл бұрын

@The Trio Of Animatronics Lol, that's WAY to accurate. That happened with me with several weapons.

@Myaniac

3 жыл бұрын

@FNF Sucks Ah, someone who is cultured I see.👀

@Myaniac

3 жыл бұрын

@FNF Sucks Np. ^^

@Myaniac

3 жыл бұрын

@The Trio Of Animatronics R.I.P. Hope it turns on soon.

@Myaniac

3 жыл бұрын

@The Trio Of Animatronics Nice! Glad your mom helped.

Sheldon, the real Villian of Splatoon. Creating rage-enducing weapons that put octolings and inklings against each other to create a rift in society. With that rift comes a spot in the hierarchy for someone to mend it, and reunite everyone again. Sheldons master plan

@paperaleks4896

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, even if he didn’t make stuff like the Clash or whatever, he IS the guy to blame for the bullshit that is MPU Bamboozler

@Areyas

2 жыл бұрын

Geez man it’s a game about kids playing paintball but with ink

@radioactivefoxyidiot

Жыл бұрын

Well gun store

Headcannon: Agent 3 sits through Sheldon's rants from respect (You can't skip in good old Splatoon 1) According to cannon, Agent 8 actually will bother listening and pay a lot of attention Agent 4 is considered a rather average inkling, so like everybody else they skip everything and Sheldon now has hatred for everything

@Alphastar716

3 жыл бұрын

Moral of the story: listen to the crab before he goes mad in the lab.

@Da_FB

3 жыл бұрын

@@Alphastar716 yes

@truelucario8807

3 жыл бұрын

Man I love this headcannon it makes so much sense

@popsicIes

Жыл бұрын

@@slavishentity6705 You'd think he'd recognize 4 even *with* the Agent 4 replica gear

Sheldon: “Geneva convention? Move like Geneva suggestion!”

@tylernauman1203

2 жыл бұрын

Haha

@fatyoshi1456

3 ай бұрын

Mustard? How about mustard gas???

It's weird how the most op low skill weapons are modeled after school stuff Ballpoint pen Clash blaster Coincidence? I think not.

@Alphastar716

3 жыл бұрын

OH YEAH YOU'RE RIGHT, WITH BALLPOINT TOO!

@ring_lemur8704

2 жыл бұрын

You could also say the same thing with the brushes because school has art classes and the brushes are toopid

Sheldon: I make good durable weapons that take *no skill at all* Me: great! I will take the clash blaster Sheldon: *that will be 100k coins*

“Now tell me, how did you make the dualies?” “Well if one gun is good at killing people than two guns will be twice as good. But I wanted the dualies to be more unique and not just a shooter but doubled. So I made it so whenever you hold down the trigger you’re injected with performance enhancing drugs that allow you to do dodge rolls with ease.” “But isn’t that illegal?” “It’s only illegal if somebody knows about it. *pulls out dualies*” “Oh fu-“

@RDOni-io4dt

3 жыл бұрын

PURE GOLD LMAO

@superlimeapple

3 жыл бұрын

Wait then Pearl...

@greglynas52

3 жыл бұрын

@@superlimeapple has short enhancing and uglyness enhancing drugs yes

@ratchild857

2 жыл бұрын

@@greglynas52 forehead expansion

@triggerhappy4199

2 жыл бұрын

Me who mains dualies

Sheldon thinks about how much he can make everyone suffer when making a weapon.

Ngl, the clash blaster part was just beautiful.

this makes me think about how rich sheldon is. God he’s ballin.

Ok but does sheldon want to explain what he found to make Explo, how did he get his hands on that...

@Alphastar716

3 жыл бұрын

Sheldon has a LOT of things just lying around the house. 😰

@ProChara

3 жыл бұрын

@@Alphastar716 Im concerned

i adore all the characters in this cinematic universe thank you for the vids good sir

@Alphastar716

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for supporting the host of the Inkspedition as I work on other things behind the scenes. 👀

Alphastar: *calls blasters and rapid fire shooters "low-skill floor weapons"* Me: "FINALLY! SOMEONE ELSE GETS IT-"

THE CLASH BLASTER BIT LMAO

Sheldon made the tetra dualies, dualie users: Its free real estate. other players in splatfest: I swear that is lag!

@triggerhappy4199

2 жыл бұрын

Dualie main intensifies

This makes me love the clash blaster even more!

@SnowflakeTheLegend

3 жыл бұрын

Villain_Games_YT

@tdimybeloved

3 жыл бұрын

I'm calling the police

@Alphastar716

3 жыл бұрын

You're a great ex-teacher Vasko. 🥲

@thebaku818

2 жыл бұрын

Please stay away from my plain of existence, thaaaaaank you~

"I hate kids"-sheldon "I hate kids" -old man from monster house

@brunogamermuniz2455

Жыл бұрын

Isn't Sheldon also a kid

@shadewful.

Жыл бұрын

@@brunogamermuniz2455 You're really dense 💀

@brunogamermuniz2455

Жыл бұрын

@@shadewful. at least I don't smell like feet

@shadewful.

Жыл бұрын

@@brunogamermuniz2455 great insult buddy

@brunogamermuniz2455

Жыл бұрын

@@shadewful. I'm blocking you

I feel like Sheldon and I have a lot more in common than I thought

Man this is one of the most evil-y funny videos I’ve ever watched!

Please tell me there’s at least one other person who actually enjoys Sheldon’s blabbering about the weapons?

@FartochondriaArchie

2 жыл бұрын

Hey

@Agent_Vox

Жыл бұрын

Hello

I can only begin to imagine how Chaotic the weapons in Splatoon 3 will be from the hands of Sheldon.

@Alphastar716

3 жыл бұрын

Splatoon 3 will be when Sheldon hits the breaking point lol

@triggerhappy4199

2 жыл бұрын

His brain will break our game

He truly is a monster

"made for people who can't aim(heavy splattling)" i feel called out here. still love the video man

Given that school starts in 7 days, that hit different.

Sheldon always scared me, this just made it worse.

Alternate title: Sheldon shows alpha he's a psycho

I though it was gonna be pyrite because everyones a fool for giving me all of you money

I like how you're holding a sniper throughout the entire intro lol.

I used to think sheleon would be a nice little guy but know this is how I imagine him from now on

Lol, I was wondering, "How did Alpha get into my lobby??" I was just there to help you win. Anyway, Nice video Alpha! ( Nice snipes btw)👌

@Alphastar716

3 жыл бұрын

I needed some footage so I joined someone randomly on my friend list which was you x)

@ItsOreo27

3 жыл бұрын

It was fun. It was probably a one in a lifetime thing but it was enjoyable.

"So I started a Celeste drinking game" PFFFFFT

I don’t even think Sheldon mad the clash blaster I think it was just a lil 6 year old inkling that tried to make “the ultimate weapon”, sent it to Sheldon, and was adjusted a lil before being sent into the battlefield lmao

The Slosher sounds like Sheldon is making a garage sale.😂

So that's why agent 3 is so powerful she listened to Sheldons speeches so Sheldon gave her so much power

2:51 Hmm... So anyways, Sheldon is MY waifu.

@chaotic_44

3 жыл бұрын

sheldon best girl

@brunogamermuniz2455

Жыл бұрын

@@chaotic_44 isn't Sheldon a male

@brunogamermuniz2455

Жыл бұрын

@varsity 1 wtf is wrong with you people are weird simping on splatoon characters

I am scared that Sheldon is always staring into my soul

Ok Sheldon actually only make a couple weapons he is just the one who is selling them

me: I don't like shooters that much I have a Nintendo switch light so I can't really use anything that requires too much aim because I don't use motion controls and I don't think rollers are going to be that good for me Sheldon: here is the octo brush and here is a version with a special that's actually really good (Kenza octobrush)

After all, the sloshing machine really is just a dryer

“want me to get the top dogs to realize ink strike again so this place can become tornado alley?”

I like how a discount minion from Walmart has the worst intentions

5:45 Sheldon is now a hypocrite since he uses tickets in Splatoon 3

I wonder how he came up with our god- i mean the flingza roller.. other than just fusing a lunchbox with an oversized ink pen- *OOOOOOOOOOOH*

Lol. Love your videos alpha keep it up! :D

PLEASE MAKE PART 2! THIS WAS AMAZING XD

2:22 HOLD THE HECKING PHONE SHELDON! SPLOOSH ISN’T A LOW SKILL FLOOR WEAPON SMH (edit: of course the bloblobber is worthless. Its just a bathtub! You don’t need to have an interview with Sheldon to know that)

@Alphastar716

3 жыл бұрын

His words not ours

@triggerhappy4199

2 жыл бұрын

Sploosh is low skill so is bubble

This has been fixed in 3 as now Sheldon no longer has a complete monopoly on the production of weapons. He’s the main guy in charge, but not the only one. That being said, he still decorated the Splatsville Ammo Knights with Gold Dynamo Rollers….

These videos make my day better

I paid for the whole Dynamo. I WILL USE THE WHOLE DYNAMO!!!

4:12 I love the way you said this...!

Uhhh Um…. Sheldon WHY DID YOU CREATE NOZZLENOSES WHEN THERE ARE AUTOMATIC GUNS.😡😌

How dare you talk down to my Luna Blaster like that

Hey alpha you should try to play one of the Gals as a slayer weapon with things like swim speed and ninja siwn or maybe even respawn punshiser

something something Sheldon didn’t make the Clash/Squeezer/whatever something something

@paperaleks4896

3 жыл бұрын

I really got to do a Hamon Beat style “Debunking Nogami Forgot” series because seeing misinformation like this reach even famous Splatubers like Alphastar *really* pains me

0:08 🗿

I love how your- ruining all my favorite weapons… 😞 (other than the blasters- the blasters can die… ).

No… NOT A REMINDER FOR SCHOOOOOOOOL

@Alphastar716

3 жыл бұрын

Enjoy school Lucky Jay! :D

The nautilus is OP in turf war

2:50 LET HIM TALK ABOUT THE DRINKING GAME!! I NEED TO KNOW!

wait i always thought blasters were a ''pro'' weapon with high skill ceiling, because theyre so damn slow and you need to be good with your timing and think carefully ahead as to not get yourself killed or miss an enemy completely.

5:39 we are spamton

0:00 General Kenobi

Great video bro you’re my favorite Channel

@Alphastar716

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

We all unanimously hate the clash blaster. I think that goes without saying😂😂😂😂

@Alphastar716

3 жыл бұрын

I think today we've found a more psychological reason why that's the case x)

so i guess we don't mention the grizzco weapons near him or else he will sell them and make more gold dynamos out of the money.....

@Alphastar716

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure if it was Ammo Nights or Grizzco which created those weapons x)

@triggerhappy4199

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine him using money get those weapons from grizzco and he makes them more expensive than kensa

*Hears about the Clash Blaster* Oh great, the “meta” is dead, PANIC. NOW.

Slushie was sick that day

When sheldon is sus 'The clash blaster is invented'

This is fucking great im dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Honestly, I don't see what's with all the hate with the clash blaster. It's not as op a Luna, it's got a short range. I might make other people mad, but I main clash in tower control. And yes I have gone up against other clash blasters in tower control. Ngl it was intense. If any weapon that gets me salty are brellas, clear dapple dualies and bloblobbers.

Did he say he bloblobber takes skill 💀

IT TOOK ME TOO LONG TO REALIZE THAT CLASH BLASTERS ARE CRAYONS WITH A SHERPENER

"high skill weapon" "bloblobber"

You'd think the clash blaster, a weapon that is made from common school supplies would help you feel smarter...nope. I just feel my iq dropping. The clash was just made to make our brains hurt by just looking at it. Awesome video Alpha! 🐯

@Alphastar716

3 жыл бұрын

If your IQ's falling, you can at least build up your leg muscles in the meantime with some RSU. 🏃‍♂️

Did I see a zapinator Terrarians rise!

@triggerhappy4199

2 жыл бұрын

Nzap has existed before 1.4 terraria in splatoon 1 but yes terraria fan

Really nice work on the new outro!

All i know is that sheldon just spits these out of his oval-sized brain. LOOK AT THE MAN'S HEAD, ITS BASICALLY A OVAL!

The one dislike is from Sheldon

I am sure that Sheldon would get mad if you fell asleep

The clash blaster is obviously the best! (Sarcasm)

I know that Sheldon used cryons on the Clash blaster

4:52 This aged like fine wine

Sheldon is like Mei Hatsume ngl

5:39 big shot lol yes this is older than big shot but just wanted to point it out

Tornado Alley cracked me up 😂

Always thought he was a minion

@Alphastar716

3 жыл бұрын

He's a horseshoe crab lol

Sheldon owes me for making me waste my money on the bubbler-

That 1 dislike is Sheldon being toxic 💀

Good video bro you’re my favorite Channel

great video. u got a sub

But does Sheldon have a Plasmashot plumbed in the 40-gal range?

I was wondering if I could use the audio from 1:31 to 1:57 for a skit please? It was too hilarious for me to not want to. (I would give credits of course)

@Alphastar716

3 жыл бұрын

Sure thing!

@GrizzDemon

3 жыл бұрын

@@Alphastar716 Thanks!

Can we have a sequel for this pls?

Splatoon

@Alphastar716

3 жыл бұрын

2

@maybe_minty_fresh

3 жыл бұрын

@@Alphastar716 yes

Hi, u've seen some new haircut for ur octoling once Splatoon 3 comes out? Bob Ross haircut getting kinda old...

Hey... I like rambling about things I like... AND I also hate kids! I think I know what weapon I'm gonna main now... >:)

5:39 [Kromer]

I like the first day of school

And so, Sheldon finally Lost it