AHS has always seemed to have a closing problem. Every season starts good, offers something different, then slowly loses its appeal and drags on until it dies a slow death

@MelissaRaynee

4 жыл бұрын

bigbdizzle2 each season starts with promising storylines and exciting characters, then they just add more and more and more stories and more characters, and the end of each season is a clusterfuck of loose ends with more questions than answers.

@chrispa9573

4 жыл бұрын

Totally agree.

@geegeep

4 жыл бұрын

That's Ryan Murphy's signature move

@ssharkbait

4 жыл бұрын

That’s what I’ve been saying! Murder House only worked pretty well cause it was shorter. Even my favorite seasons dragged on far too long and the writing just got messier and messier throughout the season. There’s so much useless filler I get bored and can’t pay attention anymore. I still haven’t finished Hotel and I started it over twice. Also Hotel confuses me cause every guy looks the same. Ryan Murphy definitely has a type.

@Nionivek

4 жыл бұрын

My theory... The writers of AHS write starting with the premise... and then they try to write the ending as they go on.

Personally, I think the writers wrote this entire season around the singular line “the stew is stu”

@reptarrios

4 жыл бұрын

0p

@ojpie405

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@laurenpryde635

4 жыл бұрын

Hi

@lardlover3730

4 жыл бұрын

Libby Jones Lol

@Smartfellafartsmella

3 жыл бұрын

“Waiter, there’s a stu in my stew”

I'm convinced this 10+ season show only exists so the writers can work through their leather and ghost fetishes

@kapitanbombardier5369

Жыл бұрын

And pick up their paychecks

@SallyJesseRaphael420lol

Жыл бұрын

It’s definitely giving very much Ryan Murphy made this for Ryan Murphy and completely ignored the audience. I’m sorry but there were so many holes and just unsatisfying loose ends here. I see a huge disconnect between this season and the rest of American Horror Story.

@SallyJesseRaphael420lol

Жыл бұрын

@@bigbootyalert why would you make a leather daddy a metaphor for HIV? Like that’s weird…

@starsneptunexx

Жыл бұрын

@i like alex wolff and don't get me started on Michael. His character isn't good, it's boring. The child who was the spawn of satan in Good Omens was a better version of the Anti-Christ than Michael

@-lorepheus-

Жыл бұрын

​​​​@@SallyJesseRaphael420lol Esp. when he appears to ppl who aren't gay/queer or at least have a leather fetish (which'd still be like- what...?). Make it a "plague demon" or a "parasitic entity" of some kind, a force of shame, ignorance & hubris, slowly consuming one's life force when it appears, for instance. Like how is a tall, bulked-up leather guy who literally kicks in doors & suffocates you in the shower supposed to showcase a *slow* death by infection? 🤨

Roanoke is insanely underrated, the formula change was awesome and it’s horrifying in my opinion, especially when it switches to the “reality show/found footage” part of the show.

@kurtiskrejci723

Жыл бұрын

Definitely the scariest season

@SallyJesseRaphael420lol

Жыл бұрын

Ok I just watched this season all the way through like two days ago and I have to say underrated. That season is legitimately scary.

@tytybaby06

Жыл бұрын

Agreed it’s definitely the scariest season imo

@jatochgaatjeniksaan3307

Жыл бұрын

It was the worst by far

@SallyJesseRaphael420lol

Жыл бұрын

@@jatochgaatjeniksaan3307 clearly you didn’t see apocalypse

my favorite part of apocalypse was when the actual church of satan tweeted about satanism being horrendously misrepresented

@briankaslewicz6130

4 жыл бұрын

Just wait til you see 1984. Like they really went all out on Richard Ramirez being the next Tate in terms of fuckability despite irl Richard having rotted teeth (apparently he ate a shit ton of candy in his adult life) and zero fucks for hygiene. Also Montana says in ep 8(?) that Richard never killed kids even though irl Richard's first victim was a 9 year old girl. So historic accuracy be damned.

@ascoadia282

4 жыл бұрын

@@briankaslewicz6130 apparently loads of ppl were attracted to him tho both then and now (with those murder apologists on the internet, lovely) so even tho he was gross even without the rotted teeth and stench, ppl still thought he was hot

@theamazingjosh5456

4 жыл бұрын

Faulty Obsession wait wait wait this actually happened? Lol

@user-qh1ru6lk5k

4 жыл бұрын

Officially the best info ever

@bmont8453

4 жыл бұрын

I have to look that up now, thank you! That's amazing

Jessica Lange leaving was the worst thing to ever happen to AHS

@xeokym223

4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely.

@OhWowThatsDumb

4 жыл бұрын

Yup and now Evan left too I’m pretty sure so the whole show is just done

@Master_Of_The_Universe

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, she was the best part about the whole thing. Especially Apocalypse.

@mancalacat6333

4 жыл бұрын

AHS not keeping good writers was the worst thing. Im sure jessica lange thought the seasons were garbage too.

@Master_Of_The_Universe

4 жыл бұрын

@@mancalacat6333 Agreed

I watched every single episode of apocalypse and I honestly couldn’t tell you a single thing that happened

@SallyJesseRaphael420lol

Жыл бұрын

Apocalypse was the worst season to date

@MrAwEsOmE145770

Жыл бұрын

Its the most fuckin confusing season I’ve ever seen 😂

@phatbiach5533

Жыл бұрын

I remember Evan Peters got butt fucked by a gimp suit

@SallyJesseRaphael420lol

Жыл бұрын

@@phatbiach5533 that did in fact happen

@BeckygamingROBLOX

Жыл бұрын

@@SallyJesseRaphael420lolu wish

Freak show was insanely good, the acting,the storylines, the characters, the overall almost Camp feel it had to it was absolutely excelent. They really pushed the boundries in every aspect. So good.

@paulvoorhies8821

Жыл бұрын

Freakshow wasn’t nearly as camp as 1984.

@morganewing3399

10 ай бұрын

i can’t finish freak show. it felt like it would never end and i have a soft spot for the topic and it was just really upsetting to keep seeing all these great characters die and get abused

@AboutAGirIlllll

9 ай бұрын

@@morganewing3399I know, i started the show late and everything about Freak Show just seems out of touch. Idk.

@desireandfire

8 ай бұрын

The problem with freak show is how unlikable the characters are. They are ALL bad people which makes it hard to sympathize with them. I mean, they literally all kill without remorse. On a technical level I think freak show is the best seasons. It had the best cinematography, sets, costumes, and designs.

@bonniehowell9206

7 ай бұрын

I adored Freak Show, but wasn't a fan if how it was wrapped up. Such a waste of an amazing concept

Apocalypse is like "I forced a bot to watch every episode of AHS and write its own season " meme...

@lkjonez13

4 жыл бұрын

Perfect

@EinGlasWasser

4 жыл бұрын

Every episode was just so predictable like fr.

@tiffanypottenburgh1736

4 жыл бұрын

This is the most accurate comment I’ve ever seen

@torey4322

4 жыл бұрын

Ter Something I never finished that season

@genevar9260

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my God this is the best description I could fathom.

"The Stew is Stu!" Someone was paid a living wage to write that

@fieryfist3150

4 жыл бұрын

It’s captivating dialogue, of course they were paid 🤣

@softcrab3361

4 жыл бұрын

I wheezed too much while reading the comment now i'm a giggling mess at my class

@fuzzybuzzy3159

4 жыл бұрын

Mamma cracked up so fuckin hard... I was confused the whole way through.

@syafiqadli7174

4 жыл бұрын

They are just the Riverdale writers in disguise

@lunarm0thh

4 жыл бұрын

Syafiq Adli ~ it all makes sense now

The horsecarriage was my favourite Part of the show ! Sure theyre not the best choice, but Horses with Gasmasks pulling a carriage through the apocalyptic wasteland is just metal as fuck man. I loved them, its the apocalypse, you might as well drive in style

@krazykaye8843

Жыл бұрын

They also looked half dead and had open sores and flesh hanging so they looked creepy and zombie like. They were just some immaculate horses so it didn't seem out of place to me. They looked like they came from hell.

@johnindigo5477

8 ай бұрын

reminds me of WW1. WW4 will be fought with sticks and stones.

The 666 on his neck looks like he fell asleep with some spaghetti-o’s on his pillow and they got stuck on his neck

honestly the best thing that happened in this season is when that guy said “ ThE sTeW IS stU”

@product2004

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks you

@FableWolfe

4 жыл бұрын

It almost seemed like parody by that point.

@ryliesplace6088

4 жыл бұрын

Patricia Ramirez I couldn’t stop laughing at it

@nolem5538

4 жыл бұрын

Yes the stew is made out of stu

@almostpalindrome2957

4 жыл бұрын

I mean “Mallory, come here and stick your finger down my throat” is also funny

Apocalypse honestly could've been good if they could've picked a plotline? Like they tried to do way to many things. If they had stuck with "nuclear winter, they're stuck in a bunker" could have been creepy, developed well, and played on modern fears.

@arbiterskiss6692

3 жыл бұрын

A TV show based on Vault-Tec from the Fallout universe would have been perfect. That's what I expected, maybe show us how people on the surface are doing too.

@sabinajoh

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah and they could base what happens in that bunker on like weird human experiments that've happened throughout history. Sometimes human nature and psychology is scarier than "oo supernatural satan with M A G I C A L powers!!11!!!!"

@justhuman5158

3 жыл бұрын

Damn, the possibilities :/

@froggy3268

3 жыл бұрын

Katrina P YESSS THATS what i thought I was so entranced the first episode, I wish the witches had like just not existed

@danzeljohnson3341

3 жыл бұрын

Hell the witches continuations could have been its own individual thing. But like you said way too much bullshit

So I think 1984 is one of the best seasons of AHS. Really liked the different eras taking place and it just really tapped into that 80s slasher vibe. I really enjoyed it.

@OrphanCrippler1

8 ай бұрын

Yeah i liked 1984 quite a bit.

@machinegutz

8 ай бұрын

finally someone who agrees that sure it wasn't THE best, but it was definitely enjoyable to watch!

@johnindigo5477

8 ай бұрын

its definitely top 4. Maybe tied with coven. Everyone ignores it and focuses on 1-4. There's not a dull moment and everything ties together. I was expecting it to tumble after episode 6 but it managed not to flatline. A little gratuitous with the slasher stuff but it nails the vibe.

@anablackwood6141

7 ай бұрын

I really liked it because of Richard Ramirez. They did such a good job recreating the chase/capture scene.

@mcmc3575

7 ай бұрын

Im really really entertaining to watch, but it's the same thing, they get a little bit lost in the plot and constantly recreat murder house's plot twist. Also, waay to obssesd with Ramirez, if you wanna talk about 80s real serial killers OK, but why just choose one to be a hot interesting character, kinda dumb and disrespectful

It really confused me at first because the same actors were playing different people ... In the same season. It was really weird. I'm glad I wasn't the only one who couldn't keep track well

"They cooked Stu into a stew" Edgy kids: this show's writing is fantastic

@moonpriest8016

4 жыл бұрын

T Carroll I am an edgey kid and it is genuinely great writing. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ashe8181

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh, I am a complete edge lord, and apocalypse is just shit. XD.

@MrGreaves

4 жыл бұрын

T Carroll nah.. I’m a freaking edge god and this is shit

@parkchimmin7913

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I’d only watch apocalypse because it was funny. It didn’t seem to really take itself too seriously.

@crypkid2276

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty fitting that I was the 666's person to like this

Elvis: "we will just call her Barb, cuz, who cares what her real name is" *One minute later* "WILHELMINA VENDABLE"

@booty2k

4 жыл бұрын

Don't. He couldn't even refer to Kathy Bates by her real name...and it's Kathy bates ffs.

@brendanfoehr5086

4 жыл бұрын

Wilhelmina is probably a reference to Dracula, and Venable is definitely a reference to Violet and Sebastian Venable from Tennessee Williams's "Suddenly, Last Summer." In the play Violet Venable is a rich old society lady trying to have her traumatized niece Catherine lobotomized so she won't be able to reveal how Violet's son Sebastian truly died while they were vacationing in Spain the previous summer. Turns out he'd use his hot cousin to lure in poor local boys (without her knowledge), then pay them with food for sex. Eventually his victims chase him down and tear him apart in front of Catherine (it's also heavily implied they ate him) and that's why Catherine has PTSD and blocked out the memory. When Catherine finally reveals the truth, Violet goes mad. It's a crazy fucking play/movie, especially for something from the 1950s.

@briankaslewicz6130

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair "Barb" was actually Coco St. Pierre Vanderbilt. Like goddamn who'd bother to remember THAT?

@asarishepard8171

4 жыл бұрын

keep the other nicknames those are fun :P

@asarishepard8171

4 жыл бұрын

@@briankaslewicz6130 kooky enough of a name he chose barb to counter it :P barb is so vanilla and bland in comparison.

It sucks that looking back at AHS Apocalypse after witnessing the newer unfinished messy train wreck seasons, that you realize at least Apocalypse kinda sorta tried a little at least.

@rheerhee2037

Жыл бұрын

This is EXATCLY what I thought!!

@societycrumbles

Жыл бұрын

NYC was such a snoozefest.

@em._.4764

Жыл бұрын

LMAOOO

@johnindigo5477

8 ай бұрын

@@societycrumbles the first 7 episodes are great. The last two were L

i loved 1984. Personally, for me it really reminded my of like a campy slasher film. Although it did have its flaws (which season doesn't) where they bring in other elements, but if you just ignore all of that, it basically is just a slasher series

@larsonfamilyhouse

7 ай бұрын

I thought it was fine. At least it made sense.

"all the elites of the world are satanists" What is this, My Immortal?

@Pha5ma

4 жыл бұрын

might as well be, this season felt like a weird tumblr fan fic.

@colinejayne

4 жыл бұрын

FUCK haha long time since I've seen someone talk about that damn fanfiction. Is this Satanic Harry Potter ???

@punishedbung4902

4 жыл бұрын

ALEX JONES WAS RIGHT

@Arkonu

4 жыл бұрын

MykillLangdong666 says: STUP FLAAMING U PREPZ!

@axesata

4 жыл бұрын

"They send a witch back in time". They totally did that in My Immortal. Maybe XXXbloodyrists666XXX wrote the script for this season.

still can't understand how they killed THE DEVIL with a car

@HungerGames0012

4 жыл бұрын

The assumption is that he was weak, a child, and not at full power yet.

@SKETCHUMOR

4 жыл бұрын

@@HungerGames0012 That makes a liiittle bit more sense.. But still, hell should have probably helped him or something haha.. It was too easy

@michaelsolomon5309

4 жыл бұрын

It was something I questioned after Satan helped Richard

@heidimagkekse829

4 жыл бұрын

@@michaelsolomon5309 well my best guess is that satan didnt really care about Michael and just thought "eh whatever, let's just make a new antichrist" while Ramirez was doing his work and was somehow more valuable than Michael? But idk

@jstn3207

4 жыл бұрын

bitch u stupid smh

Murder House - A+ Asylum - A+ Coven - A Freak Show - B+ (heavily underrated til they suddenly decided to shoot everyone) Hotel - B- Roanoke - B Cult - C- Apocalypse - F-. Zero. Awful. Plagiarizing a final or something 1984 - C- Since then everything is decidedly awful too including “American Horror Stories” which my gf still makes me watch just hoping it’ll get better or something so i just play games on my phone the whole time a sad fall from grace indeed

@Lonely-AF949

4 ай бұрын

I didn't even like the Murder house one, idk how ill last the other seasons. I started watching for Evan Peter's But I swear it's really, idk anymore.

"When you killed your grandma but it's halloween" asdfghjkl

It really bothered me when they tried to rekindle Violet and Tate's relationship and make Tate a good guy in this to justify his actions from the first season. "Oh it's ok Violet. You can be with him again. It wasn't him, it was the house." Um, yeah...he still shot kids at a school though, burned his neighbor, fucked Violet's mom and impregnated her. That was just a bad move altogether. I guess if I ever commit a horrendous crime, I can just blame my house while playing Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me".

@lusca7148

3 жыл бұрын

@@jezzy5130 he didn't raped her, she thought that It was her husband with that strange fantasy.

@jezzy5130

3 жыл бұрын

@@lusca7148 exactly, he pretended to be her husband. That's rape by fraud/deception, which people have gone to jail for. She did not consent to have sex with Tate.

@gagemace

3 жыл бұрын

@@lusca7148 I agree with Jessica, it's definitely rape.

@lusca7148

3 жыл бұрын

@@gagemace good for you 🤠👍

@gagemace

3 жыл бұрын

Lucas Ribeiro LMAO, okay. Thanks. Sorry for trying to help you understand that Tate raped her by pretending to be her husband 🤡

This season could have been cool. No stupid Satan stuff. Just people losing it in a bunker.

@bonitaaguirre3429

4 жыл бұрын

^THISSSS

@jeffreyh271

4 жыл бұрын

Ryan has Satans finger in his ass. He can’t make a season without it connecting to him

@umjammerlammy9993

4 жыл бұрын

Lord of the Flies scenario in an enclosed space. Fallout's stories like these before. There's that whole Russian experiment story. It's so easy it just writes itself.

@SomeJustice19k

4 жыл бұрын

Except the 'stupid Satan stuff' tied in multiple seasons and made Apocalypse the best season yet.

@yolomasta6940

4 жыл бұрын

Mike Justice i wouldnt say its the best season but you’re right in that it ties everything together

I felt like Roanoke was like me writing a paper in highschool. Finishing but then realizing it's not long enough and trying to add more. Like all the main characters die, so they introduce more. But then they all die. Rinse and repeat.

The first half of AHS 1984 was decent but then I always feel like there's a point in the AHS seasons where it starts to slowly dip

@danielrubinstein896

9 ай бұрын

Always. Always

@desireandfire

8 ай бұрын

1984 ended off strong tho

Apocalypse was awful except for that one scene in the final episode when Angela Bassett walked out as Marie Laveau and said “she needed the help of a powerful voodoo queen. And that ain’t you sis.”

@user-sh3vl2fh8y

4 жыл бұрын

Yes😂

@b_xyo_6554

4 жыл бұрын

Yesss it was amazing 👏

@bigb5206

3 жыл бұрын

Myrtles the shit! Go suck a peanut loved loved loved apocalypse and I got hooked on American horror story with Coven and the witches! And Ga ga is nothing short of amazing! What ever dude!

@shofierc4322

3 жыл бұрын

periodt

@PeaSea4

3 жыл бұрын

Cult wasn't that entertaining either

"We don't believe in technology. Here's our robot servant."

@stevielynnholmes9784

4 жыл бұрын

i was thinking the same thing !

@cjmiller6741

4 жыл бұрын

That was the manipulated view of Venable, not the co-operative, which was influenced by the architects of technology.

@pterodactylsquad4569

4 жыл бұрын

@@cjmiller6741 The robot was Michaels idea

@daniel.greeenn7570

4 жыл бұрын

Paul Long omg venable didnt kno she was a robot clown

@bruhemoji3205

4 жыл бұрын

I'm the 420th like,how epic

"wilheminavenable" and "the stew is stu" are now part of my vocabularly, thank you

Sir... I was TRYING to listen to this video and do my crafts at the same time. But every time you said "Willeminamenamah" I fucked up from laughing. These crafts suck now. 😂

@jatochgaatjeniksaan3307

Жыл бұрын

You have too much free time

@ItsOkayCasey

Жыл бұрын

@@jatochgaatjeniksaan3307 says the guy commenting on comments lol

@jatochgaatjeniksaan3307

Жыл бұрын

@@ItsOkayCasey yes but im at work. Not doing crafts like a kid.

@ItsOkayCasey

Жыл бұрын

@@jatochgaatjeniksaan3307 😂 😂 😂 yes, because watching KZread videos and harassing ppl in the comments while you're supposed to be working is very adult 👏 👏 👏 I hope I can be as cool as you when I grow up

The way you say "Wilhelmina Venable" made me think of Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome

@vizalloteafilter

4 жыл бұрын

same sksksks

@chelseacloud6950

4 жыл бұрын

XD

@41dn

4 жыл бұрын

Doug Dimmadome, owner of the same Dimmsdale Dimmadome where they’re showing Crash Nebula?

@GameHead-04

4 жыл бұрын

Wilhelmina Venable owner of the Dimmsdale Vendorinthemall

@Ace-mx7rd

4 жыл бұрын

Switch Dog On ice?

The worst part about that random baby being the 'spawn of satan' in the end is that it completely goes against what was said in Murder House. The only reason Langdon was satan's spawn was because he was the conceived from a living and a dead person

@LavenderSkyla

3 жыл бұрын

Yup. That's where they lost me too. Like what the heck

@jiayi5829

3 жыл бұрын

but satan does not want to lose,so timothy and emily dna were meant to make the antichrist and they were destined to fall in love.That the reason why they were protected in the beginning

@imaginekudryavka9485

3 жыл бұрын

@@jiayi5829 Yeah but that's an awful plot. "They were destined to make the next antichrist" is such a boring reason. You can justify anything with "fate", it deflates all tension and reason and removes any choice that characters may have. The antichrist being born out of certain conditions is way more interesting

@alim.9801

3 жыл бұрын

Omg you're right that never even occurred to me BUT NOW IT WILL BOTHER ME FOREVER DAMMIT!!!

@imagineaworldlikethat4081

3 жыл бұрын

True. Also, how TF did Mallory kill the freaking ANTICHRIST with a car????

Freak show was amazing to me, and twisty getting killed off personally is what saved it. The conflict, for me at least, was boring and only for shock factor- y'know, scary clown tryna kill a bunch of kids with a sad background. Kinda cliche, happy he got killed off because dandy, in my opinion, was a more dynamic villain and tied into the main story more directly, and the whole god complex was a pretty good way to make this villain so fun to watch, rather than trying to make it pityful. Its story was good, and all the characters were dynamic to me, and the twists were really good.

My favourite season was Asylum. It had alien abduction, serial killer psychopath, homophobia in the 80s scenario. So many plotlines. Then was freakshow. Freakshow hit it out of the park for me. But once Jessica Lange left, it did not feel the same

@larsonfamilyhouse

7 ай бұрын

Do you mean the 60s? But I agree, I haven’t liked stuff too much since Hotel. That was the last good one.

@Aly_224

2 күн бұрын

@@larsonfamilyhouseI didn’t like hotel tbh I didn’t care for any of the characters expect the bar tender and Kathy bates character

AHS used to actually be scary, now it feels like a parody

@jasperbean

4 жыл бұрын

It really do

@RebrandYourselfFor

4 жыл бұрын

yep now only hardcore fans will watch it now instead of non-hardcore fans watching it but just rewatching the seasons they liked.

@kendraarnold5940

4 жыл бұрын

That's why I started watching, the actual horror stories. Asylum was playing one night (marathon), I woke up like this is some creepy shit. Instantly hooked. It's blah now

@marcelrodriguez2067

4 жыл бұрын

It was never scary for me, i feel like i will never watch a movie as scary as the first exorcist was back in the days at that time.

@l_shaun_bunds_l

4 жыл бұрын

You’re joking!! It was always campy and stupid

imo the idea of a nuclear war, getting an alert on your phone, living the rest of your days in a bunker, its a genuinely scary and interesting story that could be pretty realistic. Unfortunately they butchered it terribly

@supercharger101

2 жыл бұрын

like the girl and boy we see in episode 1 was so irrelevant

@shewow8612

2 жыл бұрын

I think it could have been perfect if they had maintained the whole season that way. Create an elaborate bunker system with otherwise normal people who found their way in because of their ability to help humanity survive. Start having weird, paranormal shit happen there. Make it a matter of staying underground locked away with some malevolent force that can kill them versus risking contamination above ground. It would be claustrophobic, effective, relate to how people felt at the time of its release thanks to COVID and the initial lock downs, and would still be relevant given the worsening relations with certain nations we've had previous problems with before (ahem). But they did what they always did and stuffed so much in that it overwhelmed the feeling of dread that the beginning episodes of most seasons manage. I remember initially watching Asylum, getting to Ann Frank, and just being so annoyed. But then we moved on to other seasons, and that is one of the least over the top and bloated seasons in this series. Watching this show is often an exercise in picking out missed opportunities.

@SennaMoon4u

2 жыл бұрын

I saved this season to watch last because it just felt too real & sounded terrifying. And then it just turned into Satans kid having daddy issues but also the world died i guess lol

@lyndsaycrawford

2 жыл бұрын

@@supercharger101 don’t they end up producing the alternate anti-Christ

@supercharger101

2 жыл бұрын

@@lyndsaycrawford that part is irrelevant too

I agree with everything you said and the murder house soul trapping idea was amazing! yet this season is my guilty pleasure, I'm just obsessed with coven, they could make an entire season about witches on a cooking show and I would watch it hahaha

The Darkness’s real name sounds far too similar to Michael Landon, the man who played the father in Little House On The Prairie. THAT is the most upsetting part about this season

You can’t say “The stew is Stu” isn’t an iconic line.

@frahkem

4 жыл бұрын

yuh

@GrandMasterPeep

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like the grandmother saying she didnt care what it was and continued to eat it was more iconic

@simonj6801

4 жыл бұрын

The Stu is stew!

@cocknballpainisbae1182

4 жыл бұрын

Not really it sounds dumb

@khpitbos17

4 жыл бұрын

spongebob reee whooooosh

The strangest thing about every season on AHS is it seems like the characters don't really digest the things that happen to them or around them, they just let the bad things happen and then mentally reset without being very traumatised (like happy gay fieri after tearfully murdering his gma who... wanted to peg him?)

@PuffiKartoffel

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly! They're always just like "ok, moving on"

@BFancybones

4 жыл бұрын

Same thing with Barb watching her parents get obliterated live

@lit-eral5953

4 жыл бұрын

The words "Grandma", "Peg", and "Grandson" just dont go together...

@linasayshush

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed. I remember Violet hysterically sobbing when she found out she was dead and like... Where's that? Why is everyone catatonic now?

@whatsernamelj

4 жыл бұрын

Yes! Totally agree. Tried to look passed it but it always bugged me

I’m currently watching this season again and agree with a lot of what you’ve said here. I do appreciate Cody Fern’s acting in this season, even thought the writing was horrible.

The stew is Stu. Somebody really wanted to put that line in the show.

"THE STEW IS STU" is probably the best line in the entire AHS cinematic universe

@nutpeg6915

4 жыл бұрын

TUPAC IS THE SNACC!

@TaVo78

4 жыл бұрын

Haha yes it was

@alexanderchoi1361

4 жыл бұрын

@s s Cinematic meaning having to do with motion pictures. And universe meaning all in the same universe. In the name, dumbass

@alexanderchoi1361

4 жыл бұрын

@s s a moving pictures commonly refers to movies, but does not mean movie directly. A moving picture literally is a moving picture, wether it be a show or movie. Use your brain.

@alexanderchoi1361

4 жыл бұрын

@s s kind of dumb that you assume i liked my own comments.

I'm just glad to see cocaine is back in fashion in the writer's room.

@apprentice3351

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@scottbean8591

3 жыл бұрын

Nah I think it was just xanax. Cocaine would at least be fun. Like Batman and Robin stupid as he'll but at least fun.

@ettena93

3 жыл бұрын

*Snorts a line* "THE STU IS STEW!"

@TwoFourFeedsLordyThaBlud

3 жыл бұрын

feel like this is what there withdrawls look like due to covid stopping UPS and Amazon from shipping them thier fix.

@thaspacegoatae3419

3 жыл бұрын

The way this season works is identical to a tweaker explaining what their situation is to a normal functioning human.

it’s so funny you named Leslie Grossman’s character in apocalypse Barb, that’s her characters name in the new season NYC, maybe they took some notes from this video on how to improve the series/writing lol

You had me rollin with the idgaf random names

“But that doesn’t matter, let’s keep going.” That sentence was probably used way too often in the writing of this show

@asheniza1168

4 жыл бұрын

:0 What are YOU doing here?

@45a11

4 жыл бұрын

Thought u were Jill Hudson

@firefosset101

4 жыл бұрын

Vagina

@Dreezyy420

4 жыл бұрын

Hey SATAN, hows it hanging You killed anyone new recently??

@lamadama4860

4 жыл бұрын

Satan so how do u feel about this biography of ur son

You gotta admit though, this season had the best line in the whole series: "Im Constance Langdon. And this is *MY* fucking house."

@abbyanderson2463

2 жыл бұрын

You forgot about “THE STEW IS STU”

@cowboylikestiles

2 жыл бұрын

and what about Cordelia saying "I'm the *F-CKING* supreme"✨

@zayncelio6823

2 жыл бұрын

“My powers are waning? Say that again.”

@sam88415

2 жыл бұрын

God bless our Queen Jessica Lange

@MrMich1lol

2 жыл бұрын

s' cringe tho

Thank you for bringing a smile to my face today. I really needed it

@adamfleetwood3980

Жыл бұрын

Hope you're ok dude

I liked Apocalypse, except the ending. It was definitely a love letter to fans of the earlier seasons, so I enjoyed how season 8 tried to tie things together and bring back favorite characters. I get what the showrunners were going for at the end, but I thought the devil needed the antichrist to be born of a ghost and a human woman, per what was said in Murder House. So them being like nevermind, this is actually totally random and it can be any couple was like huh? Maybe they were selected as the new parents because they were noticed in the outpost in the erased timeline.

Apocalypse felt like it was written by the authors of Riverdale

@gemxx6248

4 жыл бұрын

Miss Keisha that’s what I thought!!

@RebrandYourselfFor

4 жыл бұрын

1000%

@jaedeagudera6955

4 жыл бұрын

Apocalypse is less worse than lakedale

@sourjoker962

4 жыл бұрын

Your Profile looks like a boondocks character

@laylabrown8671

4 жыл бұрын

Miss Keisha Omg btw I love ur pfp

This was the first season of AHS I've seen and I thought i was hallucinating after seeing the same actress playing 3 different roles

I feel like AHS purposely trolls us sometimes because there’s no way 😂

Totally agree. All ur opinions are perfect. Keep doing ur thing

Ryan Murphy is a really bad storyteller. He knows how to start something good, but then it gets really messy and always wraps up in the simplest, most predictable way.

@shorthairkorra

4 жыл бұрын

lightbop yes!!

@ive3737

4 жыл бұрын

AHS is the only show I know where even the fanbase massively admits this. And that says a lot.

@brianaguilar8283

4 жыл бұрын

And he’s also a misandrist

@ive3737

4 жыл бұрын

@@brianaguilar8283 Oh yeah

@ginoemanuele1620

4 жыл бұрын

Except for season 2 season 2 was amazing the goat of AHS

Apocalypse was fan service, murder house and coven were the most watched seasons and Murphy wanted to bring together what the fans wanted

@lofi971

3 жыл бұрын

^^This. It's intentionally leaning on camp and fan service. I think it's a really amazing nod to AHS fans. I was smiling ear to ear at some of the writing and hyperbole in Apocalypse, tbh.

@KatetheGreat3689

3 жыл бұрын

Those two were my favorite

@zfaye6559

3 жыл бұрын

@@KatetheGreat3689 samee

@jborrego2406

3 жыл бұрын

Coven sucked

@pearsrtasty3326

3 жыл бұрын

well fuck my comment ;)

u kill me, your deadpan/semi-disinterested delivery is HILARIOUS. thank you for making me laugh so hard ❤️❤️

1. Asylum 2. Coven 3. Murder House 4. New York City 5. Freak Show 6. Hotel 7. Double Feature 8. Cult 9. 1984 10. Roanoke 11. Apocalypse The top three are very hard to rate. They are all equal to be honest.

@talyncormier4214

Жыл бұрын

Pretty solid top 3 ngl 👌

They just acted like Kyle never existed. That sucked.

@mortalscumbrox5781

4 жыл бұрын

YES

@DMGonzalez111

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like the nod to this was Maddison helping Violet with Tate.

@maxitasso9492

4 жыл бұрын

honey, kyle is useless for the plot of apocalypse, giving him screentime would be a waste

@magdalena_dewinter

4 жыл бұрын

Dionne Fenty voodoo queen did jack shit and the season wouldn’t have been any different without her because she died as quick as she came back in. Was still happy to see her. Ryan’s just lazy.

@michellemoore2768

4 жыл бұрын

Madison Donaldson sis fell off the face of the earth

It’s because Ryan Murphy now has like 20 running shows and doesn’t have time for AHS because it’s mainstream and people will watch it no matter what

I love that you like Roanoke! I do too and people always think I’m just being a contrarian but I think it’s very tight, it’s a single plot and the season being divided in two really really works that time, in that instance it takes care of their tendency toward late-season drag. It was funny to me that up to that point, people were always complaining about his “12 separate plots that in theory will eventually converge but we can’t really pull that off” ethos, always saying there’s too much going on, then they gave us a season with a single, well-controlled plot with any subplots contained within…. And everyone fucking LOATHED it

@JC-yy8iv

Жыл бұрын

20:05 I mean yeah, I thought it was pretty clear that yes it was trolling and yes he did it for fun. His single personality trait is sadism, so that didn’t really strike me as a plot hole or as illogical

"..and Grumpy" has me cracking up 😂

I feel like Satan is so overused he isn’t even frightening now, sort of like zombies. Just tiresome. Edit: also wow, APPLES and SNAKES, I WONDER what the director is trying to say?! The references here are so *painfully* direct and obvious it hurts me.

@lunaangeleclipse9745

3 жыл бұрын

Miguel Mauro I loved that film a lot. Good use of zombies in my opinion.

@catpotato1115

3 жыл бұрын

Plus jess and jeff being adam and eve cause their dna is perfect or whatevs

@klayman2

3 жыл бұрын

@Miguel Mauro Train to Busan had great zombie design but terrible characters, like the dude that stands to stare at someone getting bitten instead of immediately running, or when he tried to lock out the dude that saved them all earlier on

@knighthunter1791

3 жыл бұрын

@@klayman2 loved the movie, hated the characters.

@richardsmall2855

3 жыл бұрын

The Exorcist and Exorcist III do justice to that guy. The true terror of a bad guy like that is one you can't see, and can't defend yourself from.

I think this season just needed to be two different seasons. One that's actually about the nuclear apocalypse and one about "the darkness". They were just trying to tell too many stories at the same time.

@elenikayas1555

4 жыл бұрын

Heather Woods yes! I completely agree. I wanted more on the “apocalypse” part, the end of the world. That’s what the season is called anyways...

1984 was actually pretty good, it was just a completely standalone, campy fun time not needlessly connected to anything else.

@larsonfamilyhouse

7 ай бұрын

Yeah I could understand what was happening for the first time since like Hotel. And I even was watching once a week. I couldn’t imagine trying to watch Roanoke or Apocalypse like that lol

Yooo that merch tho is probably some of the hardest I’ve seen on KZread def gonna cop some when I get my check🤟

"Fun" is the PERFECT word to describe early American Horror story episodes tbh

Ah, yes, my favorite story: The Adventures of Willemeenamennimal and Grumpy

@laurencrawford3332

3 жыл бұрын

I cackled much too loudly reading this.

@HullsColby

3 жыл бұрын

Milaethanol

@My_Arse

3 жыл бұрын

No, it's Williey millennial

@dallasthornley

3 жыл бұрын

Most people don't know this, but that's actually the origin of Snow White.

@HanaNoMachi

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine being a barista and hearing that name

I loved the circus one for the vibe. Then I watched apocalypse because the description sounded good. And then i watched it over a couple of very sleepless nights during lockdown and was INFINITELY confused

Fun fact: Wilhelmina is actually a Dutch name! One of our queens was named it :)

@Itried20takennames

3 ай бұрын

Wilhelmina is a generally known woman’s name in the US, although now a bit old-fashioned and not as popular as a century ago. I think what many in the US find it unusual in the show due to the characters 2 names together (Wilhelmina Venable) and the way the actress rushed all the syllables together when speaking it. And interesting as I thought it was Germanic in origin - the feminine of Wilhelm.

Instead of a story about the apocalypse, its about time traveling witches doing a hit and run on baby diablo. Why?

@daphnestrem190

3 жыл бұрын

i agree, they could have given it its own plot and it kinda feels like they did, but then something went wrong and they decided to go all coven

@daviddavid2890

3 жыл бұрын

Coven was the weakest of the early seasons as well so isn't the best foundation for another series

@nathanielcava4128

3 жыл бұрын

@@daviddavid2890 agreed Coven was a hard watch for me compared to seasons 1/2 early on

@cookiedoughsquad1083

3 жыл бұрын

And in the end it didnt even matter 😭

@GilbyMinaj

3 жыл бұрын

Coven is the best season, hence fan service.

“And that’s when she finds out she’s a machine as well” um can we please go back to that

@chulokindia

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah this whole season was half assed but definitely not the worst, pretending Cult and Roanoke are better is just crazy

@danidrury9149

4 жыл бұрын

Rebeca Gutierrez cult sucked but Roanoke seemed to try

@theblocksays

4 жыл бұрын

Too many ideas? Spaghetti in the wall? Remember Halloween III, the bad guy just had human automatons doing his bidding?

First Taissa Left Second Jessica Lange Third Evan Peters And if Sarah Paulson left too I’m sure the series will worst end soon

4:54 Fun fact: That same actress plays a character named 'Barb' in the newest season 'NYC'.

Elvis looks like he's been waiting in line for like 10 hours

@steecheeful

4 жыл бұрын

hey_its_ peter top comment

The worst part is that this season had so much potential to be so epic and large and could have brought the show back from its run of terrible seasons but no...

@PHAToregon

4 жыл бұрын

HimaHyuuga it’s only gotten worse and more political

@TheWonkster

4 жыл бұрын

It really didn’t though? As soon as I saw the scale they were trying to go for I knew these people would screw it up.

@HimaHyuuga

4 жыл бұрын

Mr. Wonky We all knew it wasn’t going to be good that doesn’t mean it didn’t gave potential.

@jayd8091

4 жыл бұрын

I wish they'd explained the Adam and Eve rip off, it was never directly addressed why the two of them were there with any detail. They got abducted/saved from a nuclear apocalypse and then nothing, wtf is the point. And if they gave birth to another anti-Christ but one already existed in the original timeline then wtf was the point of them surviving, who selected them and why etc.

@veronicajames2341

4 жыл бұрын

I think that 1984 brought it back but only towards the end. Like after ep 6 it got good but it also didn’t rly feel like Ahs. It felt kinda like scream queens.

I once saw someone say this season was written around the line “The stew is Stu” and that makes sense

I think the biggest mistake was just making apocalypse, coven pt2 Like, the first 3 or 4 episodes of apocalypse before the plot redirected towards the coven girls, were amazing The aesthetics, the tension in the bunker, the mental wear of the situation If they had made apocalypse about being inside the bunker, and made it more of a psychological story it could’ve been one of the best seasons

The best part of Apocalypse is “Stu is Stew!”

@synth3662

3 жыл бұрын

you mean "the stew is stu"

@williama2349

3 жыл бұрын

I just realized that it can go either way. You can say that the stew is the person Stu, or that the person Stu, has been turned into stew. Either way that quote is the best part of the 9 seasons so far.

@iscott3187

3 жыл бұрын

😯☝️. 😕✊

@Fumblegod

3 жыл бұрын

@@synth3662 the stu is stu

@vanboschmichael

3 жыл бұрын

it eez what it eez

This season was honestly PURE fan service for massive fans, especially fans of coven. Coven is my favorite season tbh because the story is my favorite. But seriously, Apocalypse had sooo much potential to be amazing, then squandered it.

@jessl.914

3 жыл бұрын

I know right? Why did they not focus on the apocalyptic theme? There is so much they could have done with that but then just made a coven two. It could have easily been its own stand alone season with bringing back the spawn of satan from the first season, that would have been fine we did need a season to know what happened after that... But this was not that season...

@synth3662

3 жыл бұрын

same coven is a great season and even though i hated madison because i still ship the whole violet and tate thing, emma still gave a great act as madison and as well as the murder house season but the hotel is pretty boring one and i hate evans voice cause it sound so fake even if i dedicated my whole life to evan peters also it could have been good if they just focused on the story of the satan guy instead then wast episodes to character who will just die and does not do anything to the story its so dumb and stupid like they wasted money and our time watching those episodes and watching evan peters get overdoes with too many roles

@ettena93

3 жыл бұрын

This season was basically just a sidekick with masse boobs.

@CalvinFriar

3 жыл бұрын

Thoughts on AHS: 1984?

@CirclingSilence

3 жыл бұрын

coven and murder house are my favourite seasons but i HATED apocalypse 💀

I’ve always liked freak show especially how during the time was with the clown sightings and how it makes the time watching it feel like Halloween

If you view Roanoke as a dark comedy, it becomes one of your favorite seasons

This is truly a sad moment for all the gamers who loved this show

@fairsaa7975

4 жыл бұрын

Chiaki Nanami approves this comment *insert the national gamer anthem*

@beep898

4 жыл бұрын

@FailerShino ok

@oldaccount6024

4 жыл бұрын

FailerShino ok boomer

@tonypeppermint5329

4 жыл бұрын

Sad hours.

@theonattrass2207

4 жыл бұрын

@FailerShino no one asked for your opinion

I thought the whole point of Michael being the antichrist was because he was the child of a ghost, but then the ending suggests it could be literally any kid. Also the Tate redemption arc is the worst fan service of the whole season.

@CassandraPantaristi

4 жыл бұрын

A ghost that in life became an ansty teenage school shooter.

@BlazingOwnager

4 жыл бұрын

How do you know that woman's husband is the father? Obvious fix to the plot hole.

@kirahegao4480

4 жыл бұрын

but i mean the tate redemption was undone by mallory so i guess it kind of loses appeal? It felt very forced and uncomfortable anyways

@abrianaluna5277

4 жыл бұрын

I think the ending when it shows Emily and Timothy having a baby and him being the next antichrist is bc at the beginning they tell us that they were taken bc of the genetic makeup and is fit for survival soooo when they had their baby it created another michael if that makes sense

@matthewspinazze4118

4 жыл бұрын

Abriana Luna so Satan was just like oh these guys have nice genes! I’m gonna make them birth the Antichrist!

Michael didn’t get brought back by satan. At that point, he was The Supreme and an extremely powerful wizard when he got killed. He was able to bring himself back to life. The witches had to go back in time to kill him before he got that powerful. So when he is hit by the car, he didn’t have the ability/knowledge to bring himself back to life.

The gloves came off once he said one of Stevie Nicks’ songs wasn’t good! OH HELLLLL NO! Now it’s on Flat Foot!

I definitely agree that Jeff and Jess spawning the next anti-christ was ridiculous. What made Michael Langdon so special was the fact that he was conceived between a ghost and human in the first season. In Apocalypse, they just threw that entire reasoning out the window for the sake of some sort of plot twist.

@raizelcortez3219

Жыл бұрын

No that’s the ENTIRE REASON why they were picked. That’s what the dna ancestry test mentioned in the first episode was about. If anything happened to Michael, they were best suited to reproduce another Antichrist. It’s not STATED but you’re supposed to put it together

@hatchetfieldconnoseur

Жыл бұрын

I think if along with the plot twist, it was revealed that Jeff was a ghost, maybe it would make more sense

@cyanidesmile7263

Жыл бұрын

@@hatchetfieldconnoseur but that wouldn't make sense either because, if say he was a ghost from eating the poison apple, the one time we see him die, the entire season was undone because the witches killed Michael before he was powerful so the apocalypse never happened, Jeff and Jess never get picked up by the MIB and meet, or, continuing with the poison apple theory, they would both be ghosts and thus no mortal mother to birth an antichrist.

@lochofmceo

Жыл бұрын

We can’t assume that the anti christ can only be made by that exact combination only in Murder House.There are other haunted places like the hotel,Roanoke,the camp in 1984,Mandrake in freakshow made ghosts.

@ravenyoung9504

9 ай бұрын

Apocalypse was decent, I like how it tied in Murder House, Coven, and Hotel; however that ending was completely unnecessary and legit pissed me off. I get it's supposed to say, "you can't change the future" or some variation of that but they should have made it a lot more interesting if they were to go that route.

I think the scariest thing about this season is that there actually are people who hold their phones like that.

Imagine poor Wilhemina venable as a kid trying to learn how to spell her name

I liked the reality show perspective of Roanoke too especially with the plot twist at the end

I really thought Apocalypse would have been about a bunch of spoiled, entitled people slowly losing their minds and killing each other out of frustration and entitlement, like a Lord of the Flies type story where the two normal people would serve as the audience POV. I thought that would have been really good... and then this happened, those two kidnapped kids didn't matter, and now there was a whole new plot to learn. If they had picked one story or the other, it might have been better.

@pepedomingo4061

2 жыл бұрын

lowkey the plot of 1984

@Luv2sing836

2 жыл бұрын

And then all that's left afterwards are the greys, who do not know or care why their former slavers killed each other but are much better equipped to survive than those dumb, entitled, pricks for the sole reason that they actually know how to take care of themselves!

@lyndsaycrawford

2 жыл бұрын

Yes that’s what I was looking for that whole “lord of flies” losing it or the hopelessness of “the road” just plain old survival of the fittest would’ve went down much better. Imo

@kennameans8125

2 жыл бұрын

the two kidnapped kids DID matter though??? there wasn’t a whole new plot to learn either , it gave you the plot, the story progresses backwards from a certain point exploring the main antagonists backstory and the witches attempts to stop what happened , and they do, and the the kidnapped kids meet, have a kid and the timeline of the antichrist rising repeats itself. There was one singular and strong plotline that was executed pretty well and y’all still act so confused 😭

@yungjambba00700

2 жыл бұрын

@Khalil 8991 It was perfect in its own way :)))

ELVIS TURN AROUND, THERE’S A MAN BEHIND YOU

@heartysquid

4 жыл бұрын

"Chief superintendent Theresamanstandingbehindyou" - Agatha Christie sketch

@RebelKitty19

4 жыл бұрын

Its Kai Anderson

I actually like 1984. Getting newer actors made it feel a bit more fresh. Not really scary but definitely suspenseful and thrilling while encompassing the 1980s slasher vibe

Unfortunately I completely agree with you. I really used to like the show. On a positive note you've made me go back and watch the first couple seasons. Thx!!

The only thing that kept people invested in that season was the fan service.

@TrlllyComicBookNews

4 жыл бұрын

As a first time viewer, i disagree.

@andrewwalker1251

4 жыл бұрын

I mean it’s not the worst thing ever but after the rest of the show it just felt lazy and rushed

@beautypolice205

4 жыл бұрын

i think it was the nostalgia. overall bad everything

@treskyplesky1189

4 жыл бұрын

Fan service and extremelly hot Antichrist for me.

@jasminemontgomery7675

4 жыл бұрын

the gore kept me interested

I’ve concluded that when writers suggest time travel everything goes to shit.

@clayprent8753

4 жыл бұрын

You mustn’t watch Doctor Who then

@solastea6066

4 жыл бұрын

Terryl Ferris we can exclude shows who plot is essentially about time travel

@sneeringimperialist6667

4 жыл бұрын

They've written themselves into a corner with no other way to solve it.

@abbyb4637

4 жыл бұрын

Terryl Ferris mustn’t ??

@clayprent8753

4 жыл бұрын

Abby B the short form of must not 😂

yooo I don't know how I found this video , but I love it 🤣🤣🤣

The increasing rape and incest fetishization legit killed the series for me and my fiance