0% chemistry 100% gay

@Payvel

5 жыл бұрын

What does chemistry mean

@kiamvp1874

5 жыл бұрын

Locked in the Shower chemistry is a type of science, however there’s multiple meanings for some words. With chemistry it’s a science, and also can mean something such as, chemistry within a relationship like, “oh I have to see her again, we really click.” people say that because they have a highly compatible chemistry. And again, in other places, like sports, there’s team chemistry. Team chemistry is basically how well the players are together in a sport, which makes a lot of difference

@jeffbryant792

5 жыл бұрын

Insert I’m gay joke

@jeffbryant792

5 жыл бұрын

Ahmad and skullton you know where that guy in that costume says I’m gay

@Alextopgaming

4 жыл бұрын

u mum gei aåd0wokid apwiåolkd aæwpllamo they should've made this joke.

I feel so bad for the girl who played Wendy, I just hope she got payed well.

@deathmetalalchemist2731

5 жыл бұрын

Low key thought she was really cute tho

@Chrisanthemum

5 жыл бұрын

Geoff paid her in exposure

@mollyparkinsons24

5 жыл бұрын

@@deathmetalalchemist2731 Honestly same.

@siukong

4 жыл бұрын

It's almost guaranteed that she wasn't (paid well).

@AutumnBun321

4 жыл бұрын

666 likes.

"Don't touch me, twink" is now the only thing I'll say to my friends when they try to greet me

@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets

3 жыл бұрын

*And that's how Jack lost all his friends*

I give Geoff one point for letting his character get killed in his own movie. Most director with self insert characters wouldn't do that.

@Joes86-nstuff

3 жыл бұрын

No I could be a ploy for sympathy i’m not saying it is but still

@Immolator772

2 жыл бұрын

Why give him credit for that? That's like a cheap way to direct and movie and not act in it.

@avengercannon

Жыл бұрын

You mean when he said Superman was dressed like a British cigarette and deserved to die for that?

@justyouraverageblackstar3672

Жыл бұрын

@@Immolator772 Only if we take into account how narcissistic and egotistical someone like Geoff would be, they’d probably wanna be onscreen as much as possible, and would also likely try to make themself look as good as possible. In the end, what’s really commendable about him willingly killing himself off is that he didn’t allow himself to be the final sole survivor or something like that because that would imply that he alone could defeat the Swamp Ape, thus inflating his already bloated ego if you get what I mean.

@Immolator772

Жыл бұрын

@@justyouraverageblackstar3672 idk why you're overthinking this stupid movie lol.

No, y'all just don't see the masterful symbolism. The Swamp Ape clearly represents Geoff's unbridled sexual urges.

@captainzoltan7737

4 жыл бұрын

hahahahah brilliant

@letsreallytalk9482

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I don’t think he is that deep 😂😂😂 I would be surprised if he could count to 10 without using his fingers

@heavy0119

4 жыл бұрын

Let’s Real Talk prolly cuz those fingers would constantly be up someone’s ass.

@pieceofcrab5685

4 жыл бұрын

E

@jasper_freeze

4 жыл бұрын

everyone in the movie represents that lmao

Um, as a fat girl, I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT SANDWICH.

@felixhates5031

5 жыл бұрын

Ryo Dark sis same

@Nouta1

5 жыл бұрын

*imitating black stereotype* "she ain't havin' that!" "....cuz she's fat." Me: -plot twist-

@nataliehaag3595

11 ай бұрын

Same here wtf 😔

Why doesn’t he just become a porn director? His videos already look like the beginnings of pornos plus he’d get to retire himself in as the main character and bone as many women as he wants.

@Jartran72

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe he has a 4 inch member hahahaha

@duckmcbucket

4 жыл бұрын

Nah that’s way too big for someone like Geoff. Maybe 2 inches...erect

@thehusk6319

4 жыл бұрын

@@lanaidklol7118 we call it: "The Chode Master"

@jesga0

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jartran72 waay too much

@pempotfoy6206

3 жыл бұрын

If your work is good nobody will care, there's a lot of beginner porn stars that have to work with assholes like this

I feel bad for the girl who has to eat/act hungry in every scene. I hope she got some sort of revenue from this dumb movie lmao

@ELTABULLO

3 жыл бұрын

she got snacks

@Blutteufel

3 жыл бұрын

She didn't even know she was in a movie. They just told her they'd keep giving her food, and that's when she stopped paying attention.

@-desertpackrat

3 жыл бұрын

some of those scenes she seemed to be pretendign or taking the smalles bites she can like she's reluctant. Poor girl probably tries to be healthy to lose weight or to not gain even more, and then got cast in this just because of her weight and was told to eat throughout the movie, and it's not like you're gonna get a lot of chances to be in a movie.

@Anthropomorphic

2 жыл бұрын

@@-desertpackrat Yeah, I noticed that as well.

@Immolator772

2 жыл бұрын

yeah i feel bad for her being in such a shitty movie.

30:58 The boat flip was literally with an action figure

@factualhat3018

4 жыл бұрын

Lol how did i only now notice this

@laurengreedywiweedy8635

3 жыл бұрын

lmaoooo noooo hahahaaaaa

@MissCookieThief

3 жыл бұрын

You can also clearly see the hand that pushed it out of the water.

@blowdrolo

3 жыл бұрын

i couldn't believe when they glossed over that

@maxh9579

3 жыл бұрын

The best miniature scene in Hollyward

Pyro a furry? I thought he was a lesbian

@TonyExists

5 жыл бұрын

Savantics Well the more vocal part of the fandom is gay so why can't he be both

@A1phaz0ne

5 жыл бұрын

If Pyro is a lesbian, then he can't be a furry. Furries are all homosexual men.

@the_furry_inside_your_walls639

5 жыл бұрын

Implying that furry lesbians don't exist?

@Retr-xl7rj

5 жыл бұрын

@@A1phaz0ne Wrong

@TacticalMatt17

5 жыл бұрын

@@A1phaz0ne Some furries are girls tho. :/ I dont know why... And people find it as a fetish... But not all furries are homosexual

Imagine being an actor in this movie, dreading the day it is released, just to have Elvis the alien signal boost it for the whole world to see xD

@Joes86-nstuff

3 жыл бұрын

Me nervous sweating

I REFUSE to believe half of the characters have enough brain cells to complete a high school level chem class, let alone a college one

@dumbdead8835

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t have enough brain cells to complete a high school class

@Joes86-nstuff

3 жыл бұрын

I guess Jeff just has no idea how school works, probably because he was a primary school drop out

Like if Elvis is hotter than Geoff.

@cooper419

5 жыл бұрын

*NO HOMO*

@MasterSkySparklez

5 жыл бұрын

yep

@cohenwalsh5003

5 жыл бұрын

Like if Elvis Is Hotter Than The Swamp Ape

@shibainu9043

5 жыл бұрын

yes

@johnhitchiner4031

5 жыл бұрын

No homo tho

*Nurse:* Male, Caucasian, 23 years old, severed left arm. Should we try to stop the bleeding? *Doctor:* No, Janet, I don't think that'll be needed. *Nurse:* So what do we do? *Doctor:* _Cheetos_

@Jelloitsme

4 жыл бұрын

Šimon Očkáš hot cheetos at that. That’s a lot of pain for one dude to handle. R.I.P. Gay Hipster 😔

@Hikarixhikarixhikari

4 жыл бұрын

HOT CHEETOS

@filiphasek17

4 жыл бұрын

Ty jsi Čech že? 😂

@certifiedgamermoments128

4 жыл бұрын

@@filiphasek17 nečekal bych že tady u Elvise najdu 2 Čechy najednou

@certifiedgamermoments128

4 жыл бұрын

@@filiphasek17 to jo😀

24:08 that girl just had the most believable acting I've seen from anyone else in this movie

No lie, I kind of like the big girl character. 1. She's not a terrible actress 2. She's honest about her being overweight and isn't offended by the others' bullying 3. She's really not even that overweight come on.

@handcraftedgetget2918

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, she is, but it doesn't really mattet

@FantasticAlbum77

2 жыл бұрын

@@handcraftedgetget2918 you're saying she's a terrible actress or she's really that overweight? Cuz I mean yeah she's a big girl but not like morbidly obese like they're treating her. And I guess acting quality is subjective so w/e

@handcraftedgetget2918

2 жыл бұрын

Like yeah she is overweight there is no doubt about that

@thephoenixking1086

Жыл бұрын

Even though she was a Joke Character clearly only there for humour, I think she was the best character since her actress was the best out of them all (even though she didn't do much). Quite funny (pun intended) how the Joke character intended to make jokes is the one that turns out to be more serious.

@becuaseimbored3481

11 ай бұрын

" She's not offended by the other's bullying" yeah cuz god forbid a woman has self-respect.

BIGFOOT is a DIME on the INSIDE

@RardTangler

5 жыл бұрын

Retro Game Players real tea

@ProdbyJason

5 жыл бұрын

No he’s also a dime on the outside to

@sneakysnake7695

5 жыл бұрын

You know what else is inside of bigfoot? SHITHEAD

@harrythebatt22

5 жыл бұрын

Retro Game Players 8

@joshuawells4823

5 жыл бұрын

Shrek is a quarter

I need more bad movie reviews. It's my DRUG. I NEED THEM.

@sped4937

5 жыл бұрын

Just watch emoji movie

@monkeyboy5442

5 жыл бұрын

NO!! YOU GOING TO REHAB RIGHT NOW

@ahegaomyeggo5773

4 жыл бұрын

Me too Doggo

@OldFantasy

4 жыл бұрын

Yes he should to react to where is the money by Logan Paul and king Bach movie

@em84c

4 жыл бұрын

They are great. I get to laugh at the so bad it's good parts without having to sit through the boring bits.

Geoff Ward being a Chad himbo calling dudes gay and then wrestling with them on beds was the most hilarious and telling thing I’ve ever seen.

Funny, I didn’t see a single swamp in this movie

Stop I hear something strange *Bad audio plays*

"red tights, who does that?' "red tights" "red tights" *"red tights"* **x-files music** *those tights are blue*

@Rock-my2ko

4 жыл бұрын

A Random Grammar Communist unless what? I need answers dammit

@brandonfoley7519

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@Goodstuffright

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I literally lived that comment

@johnnyg4mer764

2 жыл бұрын

I think he was refering to Discount Bootleg Chinese Superman's underwear.

"these things have been around for centuries, long before the native Americans were ever here" Native Americans have been here for quite a while longer than a few centuries

@Joes86-nstuff

3 жыл бұрын

I just looked it up turns out, they landed in America around 15,000 ago

@kylenielsen5083

3 жыл бұрын

@@Joes86-nstuff And that's just if the Bering Strait Theory is true, and the evidence for them not coming before is fairly solid.

@fawnieee

Жыл бұрын

​@@Joes86-nstuffI believe there's been a recent discovery that shows they've been here even longer than that.

Him: names a list of monsters Me: “you missed the tentacle monster from every hentai to do with monsters”

@JoMagic-ny8zu

Жыл бұрын

He meant testicle monster.. 😂

"Fat Girl eat food"

@ieatfooddrinkwaterandbreat7137

5 жыл бұрын

Notice me

@fhf794

5 жыл бұрын

stfu

@monkeysalad4444

5 жыл бұрын

Justin Y how do you always comment on everything within the 1st minute

@slightlysaltyy

5 жыл бұрын

why do I see your comments all over youtube- Am I just getting lucky or do you comment on every video?

@trigdude7390

5 жыл бұрын

Justin Y. No

Fun fact: Bears can walk on their two legs but only for a short distance.

@ernie.99

5 жыл бұрын

Kankuro 4ever Thank you, Kankuro.

@kankuro4ever960

5 жыл бұрын

@Lincoln Dirus .......... ..........Yes

@owynpeschke5964

5 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: Nobody cares

@cw6936

5 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: That was not fun at all.

@anonymousname6238

5 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: you at one point were born, it was a bad idea

16:35 They sound exactly Like Oblivion Npc's.

@TurnipCart

4 жыл бұрын

lol! they do!

You can just picture him saying: "I am a PROFESSIONAL! I DON'T do takes!" All Calculon style.

Geoff Ward? Jeff Ward Seph Ward Squidd Ward Squidward

@Swordsoulreaver

5 жыл бұрын

*THE PLOT THICKENS*

@ElazarYershovFilms

5 жыл бұрын

*THE PLOT THICCENS* I’m gonna spam this quote.

@Joes86-nstuff

3 жыл бұрын

AND SO THE DRAMA BEGINS

I'm so surprised Geoff wasn't the only one who survived by the end of this dumpster fire of a movie!

@elemperadordemexico

4 жыл бұрын

I guess he was self-aware

@Joes86-nstuff

3 жыл бұрын

Nah it’s probably a good way to make him seem that way

@Immolator772

2 жыл бұрын

he's probably playing the Swamp Ape tho.

Wendy lowkey kinda cute tho :( Why is she the fat joke? She's a thicc queen jfc

@Joes86-nstuff

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah she’s not obese at all

@localdude3702

3 жыл бұрын

@@Joes86-nstuff pretty obese tho

@annebruecks7381

3 жыл бұрын

@@localdude3702 Look at her thighs. That’s not obese, trust.

@user-iy5nb3zn2u

3 ай бұрын

Simp

Charactersation relating to big gals like Wendy are the reason I backed down on an acting career and developed anxiety

They straight abused this dog and pulled it underwater.

@idiothoe5421

5 жыл бұрын

Nigel Kucera ikr I thought I was the only one who noticed

@Joannefibracs9994

5 жыл бұрын

I noticed immediately

@allisoncastle

5 жыл бұрын

Nigel Kucera wait what do you mean?????? Omg I’m so dumb

@allisoncastle

5 жыл бұрын

Death Metal Alchemist Ohh duh. Yeah that’s horrible:(

@deathmetalalchemist2731

5 жыл бұрын

Allison Castle it’s alright, it’s just important to recognize how one might accidentally hurt an animal without knowing it.

Pyro can't be a furry, that's too close to the word "funny."

@aaronechols2432

5 жыл бұрын

oh shit that hit hard

@mintmint9786

5 жыл бұрын

And he doesn't like yiff

@ExtraRaven_

5 жыл бұрын

Better get some ice for that burn

@IsaacClodfelter

5 жыл бұрын

*o o f*

@Odinsday

5 жыл бұрын

Shots fired

Two Guys: *Look at each other* This movie: HAHHAHAHAHA GEEEEEY

Not gonna lie, that “What Brews Inside” trailer had me laughing a little bit.

I still have the original title of the video in my notifications. Swamp Ape: If A Cum Stain Was A Movie

@eddiexjunior

5 жыл бұрын

Haruka Minicho then he changed it from "The Movie Equivalent Of A Cum Stain" to the current one lmao

@Payvel

5 жыл бұрын

MAKE YOUR CHOICE

Shop owner: "so the reservations are off limi-" RiChArD sTeIn: "MY NAME IS RICHARD STIIINE"

You call the chemist teacher Dennis Nedry. I just find it hilarious that hes talking to a cashier dressed like Alan Grant.

“MAn thEse are So GooD” I can’t. Breathe

@Joes86-nstuff

3 жыл бұрын

I love how the hipster kid lost his arm and their first reaction is to give him Cheetos

Wow all three dudes are a total love triangle No homo tho

Thank You Elvis, Very Cool!

@insertnamehere7538

5 жыл бұрын

Cameron Overshiner Oh. And check the channel banner.

@leonicle4473

5 жыл бұрын

Not to mention the name

@vertical7747

5 жыл бұрын

Eboopu

This makes Birdemic look like a masterpiece...

@lilusagi4992

4 жыл бұрын

It was

Funny story, when I was a child my German shepherd tore a chain in half to protect me from a Rottweiler. She bent that link completely open. ❤️

@user-vt8br7uo3n

11 ай бұрын

a dog will protect you

*It ain't easy being cheesy*

@gaythiestMTG

5 жыл бұрын

The Whiskey No you're right it's not easy breezy

@owynpeschke5964

5 жыл бұрын

Irishman: (The Whiskey ) ThAnKs TaLkInG wHiSkY cUp!

@snorf525

5 жыл бұрын

A policeman man it hurts to be this hip

Man, the plot for JoJo part 9 keeps getting weirder and weirder.

@kachow1970

5 жыл бұрын

No thanks.

@derrrtee

5 жыл бұрын

Justin Y. Watch at least one video fully gee

@Hdubs44

5 жыл бұрын

Justin Y. Part 8 hasn't even finished yet

@00ooo000o

5 жыл бұрын

Justin Y. ppl acting like they see you everywhere and i look at ur account and you only have 3.9k liked videos but i have over 5k -_-

@murasak1740

5 жыл бұрын

Geoff GoeStar

I felt like Geoff Ward tried to make a parody of sorts of classic horror movies. But of course, if that was the case, then he absolutely failed.

Am I the only one who thinks the "fat girl" is low-key kinda cute?

@solarium_self

4 жыл бұрын

She's really cute

@jaiqxc

4 жыл бұрын

@@solarium_self, yeah I know!

@ethanstewart4222

3 жыл бұрын

She looks like two mad

@cattycatterson6368

3 жыл бұрын

I dunno, she don’t look like no dime to me.

@orionmicropop1512

3 жыл бұрын

She’s way more my type than the 2 “dimes” :/

I like how Geoff commented about making a response video and never did

@Cinko420

4 жыл бұрын

Pika-Ghost There was a Hollyward comment here that called Elvis a twerp the year this video came out (I would know, since I replied by calling him Vicky from the Fairly Oddparents.) I don't see it here now, he might've deleted it. Pretty sure the comment was pinned too.

@ihateflys783

4 жыл бұрын

He commented ? When

30:58 he rlly used an action figure thinking we wouldn't notice the boat being like 15 feet in the air.

Not gonna lie, Geoff Ward would make an okay Superman... in a low budget porn parody.

The teacher looks like a Phil swift knock off

Elvis looking like a snack today.

@deanispenisluvr

5 жыл бұрын

Malik Khaleel *everyday

@RardTangler

5 жыл бұрын

Full fledged

@brittdawgggarfarf1882

5 жыл бұрын

Malik Khaleel he always has

@icantthinkofaname4265

5 жыл бұрын

Watch out the fat girl will eat him.

I like your movie reviews. Make more. Steven Seagal films?

8:09 tommy wiseau's laughter was kind of cute there not gonna lie..

I like to believe that Jeff is actually a super introverted, quiet, polite, and shy person. Hes just that good of an actor 😂 what if tho? Would that not then make this movie an absolute masterpiece.

40-minute video?!?!? *OH YES DADDY!!!*

Yea its like a child made that movie. Then again that youtuber probably has the same intellectual level as a child.

@deadaccount8054

4 жыл бұрын

Children are geniuses compared to him

@minecrfnchnmentb3067

3 жыл бұрын

Bro that's an insult to children I could make a better movie than him

@GeoffYTb

3 жыл бұрын

I am 14 years old and I've made videos so much better than that.

@GeoffYTb

2 жыл бұрын

@KGB - Комитет Государственной Безопасности Hell yeah he is.

This was one of the funniest movie reviews I've seen in a while, great work, Elvis.

3:25 "you know furries exist right" (includes pyrocinical art)

@CoffeeTheDragon

4 жыл бұрын

Like it's not a furry art. smh.

@mrborgz1031

2 жыл бұрын

Bro

Yes, MY FAVOURITE ALIEN UPLOADED!

@ihaveregrets2478

5 жыл бұрын

EricArts every body's favorite martian

@purplehaze2358

5 жыл бұрын

im a mimic octopus.

@SpeedWeed6969

5 жыл бұрын

Howard?

The bigfoot was acutally based off a animal that used to exist but is now extinct. It was a large 10ft ape called the Gigantopithecus

@WoodlandFops

5 жыл бұрын

dankius memeious 4.20 Only noticed that cause i am playing ARK as i watch it

@DakotaofRaptors

5 жыл бұрын

dankius memeious 4.20 paleontology?

@kookamongus

5 жыл бұрын

dankius memeious 4.20 that never lived in North America

@DakotaofRaptors

5 жыл бұрын

Alopekis I'm sort of skeptical to the claim myself, but I would be happy to prove myself wrong. An undiscovered species of ape? Awesome!

@theblahwhatsup6558

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah

I laughed so hard that my voice sounds like I'm 2😂😂😂😂😂

Playing Juliet in the school's rendition of Romeo and Juliet when i was in 6th grade is the total extent of my acting experience, yet im absolutely convinced that i could act rings around every one of these actors. Except maybe the person who played Swamp Ape. That shit was dope!

Are we sure this wasn't sopose to be a porno

@blammowammo5886

5 жыл бұрын

Daniel Boulrice "sopose"

Operation *_F.I.N.D.G.I.R.L_* Objective: get laid finally

@RardTangler

5 жыл бұрын

SWAMPAPE: become kill

@okbuddy9889

5 жыл бұрын

Is this a fortnite challenge

@pup2007

5 жыл бұрын

David Ayala lmao

@alphalax7747

5 жыл бұрын

Pup 200 its a acronym for....?

@catasaurrex2818

5 жыл бұрын

Mission:failed We'll get them next time ......or not ;)

I feel personally attacked because my name is Geoff :(

@MortusSweet

4 жыл бұрын

Yeoss?

I was wondering if I was really up for a 40 plus minute video but being stuck at home gave me the perfect reason and boy was that worth it. Elvis is so great at reviews! Thanks for making social distancing more fun

Swamp Ape 2: Swamp Ape rapes Manhattan

@PeachFlavoredKaiju

5 жыл бұрын

Martijn Stuart but not the fat girls only dimes

@ProjectFlashlight612

5 жыл бұрын

Martijn Stuart Swamp Ape II: Swamp Ape vs Roller Gator

I love that Geoff literally goes from being covered in mud when the professor finds him to completely spotless the next time we see him (still in his tighty whiteys lmao)

Girls during puberty: I hate everything! Boys during puberty: 0:59

Can we point out that he is making a film bout being a college kid when he’s clearly in his 30’s

If the video stays monetized, does that mean KZread agree?

@bluengi3878

5 жыл бұрын

Plumbdog Millionaire Probs, it's still monetized

@beautyandtheoffbeats

5 жыл бұрын

No they just didn't find it yet.

@atomsmasher703

4 жыл бұрын

It's still monetized, lol.

"Im only going to slow you down" * still has two perfectly good legs *

i've never seen an overweight person act like that. i'm overweight and i'm literally terrified of eating around people bc i don't wanna be judged.

@Davemonlee

Жыл бұрын

Good thing your limited view of the world doesn’t dictate the entirety of it. Anecdotal evidence. If we took every single big person yu knew in ur life it wouldn’t even be 3% of the entire statistic. Not to be mean it just means as much as yu wouldn’t, someone else would ya know.

@mimilopmemes7915

Жыл бұрын

@@Davemonlee 1. this comment is a year old idgaf 2. i didn't mean no one would ever do that, i just think its uncommon

As a Floridian I can say that I’m not surprised that he’s from Florida

@dendegodmode2044

5 жыл бұрын

coldest shark WTF Welcome To Florida

@caracalcontinuum3118

5 жыл бұрын

Same here. My god us Floridians.....

@omegazul

5 жыл бұрын

coldest shark I’m disappointed in Florida

@PatriotDank

5 жыл бұрын

coldest shark Atleast we aren’t California. They’re worse than us.

@Thiricola

5 жыл бұрын

haha yes i am a floridian too and this is not shocking because we are very weird

D list? That's a bit generous isn't it?

Swamp ape is an actual folkloric creature in Florida. But yeah it's pretty much Bigfoot.

I have so much more confidence in my own acting reel now

damn why weren't our soldiers stockpiling Cheetos to battle, did they not know that they heal missing limbs.

Literally saw this months ago with my friends on Prime! We had a helluva time laughing at it and having theories about what was going on behind the scenes.

@mannaandmonsters

5 жыл бұрын

Wait. Muscle douche was the creator?? I thought it was the professor or something. Thanks for killing my theories...

My favorite thing about these reviews is that they make the movie so much better! I can’t wait to hear what kind of wacky names you give the characters when you review The Human Centipede Trilogy.

I'm pretty certain Theo isn't a person, he is a sort of cursed camera that looks like a person, used by a superior being to prove the Swamp Ape to his friends. I 'd also bet he is summoned from eher when the gods need him, and that's why he came out of nowhere

_/gasp//_ m o d e r n g a s t o n

@thedoc9535

4 жыл бұрын

Ho lee fukk

22:03 "I'm gonna go align my chakras" girl marry me

@amandaheasley426

Жыл бұрын

rewatching after 3 years lmao she's STILL the real dime here

10:56 To be fair, the leash could've snapped like that if it was old enough. A year ago, my dog's leash-rope (a rope made out of several leashes connected to each other) had a leash snap in half when she was pulling against it to come inside. Not only was the leash itself old, but since it was outdoors it most likely weakened from rain as well.

“Oh my god I’m so done” Then KZread crashed immediately

Original name of this video was:"Swamp Ape - If Cum Stain Was a Movie"

@DakotaofRaptors

5 жыл бұрын

Jotaro Kujo cool.

@Cinko420

5 жыл бұрын

Jotaro Kujo That moment when the comment you copied is two comments above yours.

What are they doing in his swamppppp

@kykyt-t6170

5 жыл бұрын

Captain Jurgh by now, there’s no all star, in this shitty- MOVIE!!!!!!

you know its a gr8 movie when the highest quality shot is the one of the roadkill

When you realize Geoff is literally a real life spoof character.

JonTron has to make a video on this movie

*M Y N A M E I S R I C H A R D S T E I N*

@cohenwalsh5003

5 жыл бұрын

MY NAME IS RICHARD STEIN ━╤デ╦︻(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)

@ryanschuler4287

5 жыл бұрын

MY NAME IS RICHARD STEIN, AND AS YOU CAN SEE THAT SAYS STATE PROPERTY

@epicfortnitegamer1211

5 жыл бұрын

*s O y O u R n A m E i S d I c K*

@fre_

4 жыл бұрын

*M Y N A M E I S D O O F*

Thanks to you I now have the Windmill theme from Majora's Mask stuck in my head

I'm glad he at least had the humility to let himself get tossed by the Swamp Ape... but that's about all I'm glad about when it comes to this movie. (30:38)

God is anger at us Edit:I make a stupid joke and I get so many likes in such a short amount of time Wtf.

@emisoccer2559

5 жыл бұрын

Google Mybitch A N G E R Y

@luisguzman2361

5 жыл бұрын

God am g a n g B O NE LE S S

@ffqa.

5 жыл бұрын

Luis Guzmán I can feel the angerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr in your typing it’s no bueno

@quacamollie402

5 жыл бұрын

Much angry many disappoint

@TonyAMO

5 жыл бұрын

_R E S E T_

Not gonna lie, this movie from a stylish perspective is like some pre 2012 KZread thing. Its the right kind of trash that got us initially to this webside. Pretty entertaining, low quality stuff that Smosh probably used to get millions of subscribers in the first place back then. Not saying that this dude has any potential, but in spirit, this Film is what KZread used to be! So I give him props for making me a little nostalgic.

“Extremely good looking youtuber. Let me introduce Geoff Ward...” Me: ....Who?

Bruh he is johnny bravo's physical representation lmao

This movie gives me hope as long as I can make something better than this I'll be ok