The Sacramento Kings - Professional Basketball's Shitshow

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Lolcow (n) - A person or group of people laughed at for actions that they take, despite not trying to be funny. They may try to take themselves seriously, but they are often "milked" for laughs with or without their knowledge.
Behold one of the greatest dumpster fires in sports, home to one of the worst owners in recent history, a GM who is completely clueless and has no idea what he's doing, and a superstar who spends more time getting technical fouls and accosting reporters than he does leading a team to victory. Behold one of the greatest stories of drama and tension on a sports team in recent history.
NOTE: I finished this video before the DeMarcus Cousins trade was announced. Expect an addendum on this video regarding the trade shortly. Long story short, it just proves how much of a shitshow the Kings are.

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  • @Flench339
    @Flench3397 жыл бұрын

    The one solid thing about the Kings are their fans. Considering the management, team performance, and everything else wrong about this team, their fans are goddamn saints for continuing to show up.

  • @UrinatingTree

    @UrinatingTree

    7 жыл бұрын

    I honestly don't know if they are even going to come out anymore. Not with this clownshow.

  • @tylarjones9281

    @tylarjones9281

    7 жыл бұрын

    Schlasser AKA UrinatingTree Former fan. Can confirm that I am forever done with this team.

  • @logankue9627

    @logankue9627

    6 жыл бұрын

    Flench well losing keeps the cost of tickets low because the arena doesn't even get filled up. Haha.

  • @27danike

    @27danike

    6 жыл бұрын

    Bye dude, don't come back

  • @michaelkrieg9594

    @michaelkrieg9594

    6 жыл бұрын

    A lot of them wear Lakers jersey's to the games now lol.

  • @wanderingsoul4104
    @wanderingsoul41047 жыл бұрын

    "I'm not worried about the Sacramento Queens. Not at all." -Shaquille O' Neal.

  • @wanderingsoul4104

    @wanderingsoul4104

    7 жыл бұрын

    In all seriousness, Schlasser. You're ok. Keep rocking that sardonic humor.

  • @UrinatingTree

    @UrinatingTree

    7 жыл бұрын

    Shaq made a better choice by going into rap than he did by investing in the Kings.

  • @noahcunningham3166

    @noahcunningham3166

    7 жыл бұрын

    Schlasser AKA UrinatingTree did u hear that Sacramento traded cousins to the pelicans

  • @BuckingBadger

    @BuckingBadger

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Noah Cunningham watch the videon again or read the deacription he got that covered

  • @wanderingsoul4104

    @wanderingsoul4104

    7 жыл бұрын

    Schlasser AKA UrinatingTree To be fair, he made a few good songs.

  • @pleasedontdothis.9878
    @pleasedontdothis.98785 жыл бұрын

    2017: _Kings are a complete shitshow._ Knicks in 2019: *Hold my draft picks.*

  • @therealxenith3237

    @therealxenith3237

    3 жыл бұрын

    217 likes, no replies? lol

  • @pleasedontdothis.9878

    @pleasedontdothis.9878

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@therealxenith3237 looks like you're my first.

  • @cliffpaul2483

    @cliffpaul2483

    2 жыл бұрын

    well it seems now the knicks are back

  • @jeremymckinney5607

    @jeremymckinney5607

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@cliffpaul2483 so are the Cavs

  • @cliffpaul2483

    @cliffpaul2483

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jeremymckinney5607 aight?

  • @johnturner7952
    @johnturner7952 Жыл бұрын

    Who’s here after the Sacramento Kings clinched a spot in the playoffs for the 1st time in 16 years?

  • @FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza

    @FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza

    Жыл бұрын

    And the longest active droughts are now from the Jets, Sabres and Hornets/Tigers/Angels/Broncos

  • @ReggieKSanshire
    @ReggieKSanshire3 жыл бұрын

    Summing up the Sacramento Kings in 7 words: *He played at Kentucky? LET'S DRAFT HIM!*

  • @joesakic91

    @joesakic91

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hell, at this rate, the Sacramento Kings should be called the Sacramento Lotteries. Another season watching ping pong balls for them.

  • @englenn806

    @englenn806

    2 жыл бұрын

    He’s an power forward/Center? Or a shooting guard that can’t shoot? let’s draft him!

  • @dboii9741

    @dboii9741

    2 жыл бұрын

    Or he’s a point guard? Let’s draft him

  • @iron1349
    @iron13496 жыл бұрын

    These guys couldn't beat the LA Kings in a game of Basketball. And that's with LA wearing full hockey gear

  • @nickvargas5128

    @nickvargas5128

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lmao that's why we got buddy held de'aaron fox and Marvin bagley on our team now keep sleeping on this team

  • @jcw8719

    @jcw8719

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nick Vargas buddy you’re a bit late, this is an old comment

  • @nickvargas5128

    @nickvargas5128

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jcw8719 yep Ik it is just wanted to say something cuz the kings ain't garbage like they were

  • @nathanmeagher7869

    @nathanmeagher7869

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@nickvargas5128 Your head coach is Luke Walton

  • @sebosani5048

    @sebosani5048

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nick Vargas you’re still shit

  • @joesakic91
    @joesakic912 жыл бұрын

    The Kings firing Luke Walton and replacing him with Alvin Gentry brought me here. 11th head coach in the last 16 years.

  • @JWex-jy7sk

    @JWex-jy7sk

    2 жыл бұрын

    I’m here after Demarcus Cousins comments today about his time in Sacramento Cousins: “I would’ve skipped my draft workout in Sacramento” Reporter: “Why’s that?” Cousins: “What did Sac do for me? Besides say my name [draft day]. I did more for them than they did for me. That’s just being honest. Just being 100% honest. I had two owners, three GMs, seven coaches in seven years. I was there seven years. I had three GMs, two owners and seven coaches. Not much more needs to be said.”

  • @FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza

    @FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza

    Жыл бұрын

    And then they finally got one right with Mike Brown

  • @joesakic91
    @joesakic913 жыл бұрын

    The Sacramento Kings tying the Los Angeles Clippers for the longest NBA Playoff appearance drought at 15 consecutive years brought me here.

  • @RB01.10

    @RB01.10

    Жыл бұрын

    The only and I repeat *only* thing the Kings have over the Clippers is that they at least won a title (1951, 4-3 over Knicks)

  • @joesakic91

    @joesakic91

    Жыл бұрын

    @@RB01.10 Unfortunately, the Sacramento Kings also have the NBA's longest NBA title and NBA Finals appearance droughts to go along with having the longest NBA playoff appearance drought. That's a snakebitten hat trick.

  • @undertakerpitt
    @undertakerpitt7 жыл бұрын

    "Leaving Sacramento, I won't stay, But I'll be sure to come back when the Lakers beat the Kings in May." -The Rock

  • @MartyC89217

    @MartyC89217

    2 жыл бұрын

    I Agree there R too many teams in California

  • @FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza

    @FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza

    Жыл бұрын

    Then the Lakers won a Disney ring and collapsed

  • @joesakic91
    @joesakic91 Жыл бұрын

    Urinatingtree: Congratulations Sacramento Kings, you broke the NBA's longest playoff appearance drought and you forced a Game 7 on your home floor. *ding* Unfortunately, you lost to your NorCal brother, the fucking Golden State Warriors. Thank Stephen Curry for that.

  • @ericradford2142
    @ericradford2142 Жыл бұрын

    Sacramento Kings are in the NBA playoffs for the first time since the 2005-2006 season. Thank you Urinating Tree for once again motivating and lighting a fire under a mediocre sports franchise. You’re an inspiration.

  • @joesakic91

    @joesakic91

    Жыл бұрын

    The Kings still have their NBA Finals appearance and NBA title drought to exorcise though.

  • @ericradford2142

    @ericradford2142

    Жыл бұрын

    @@joesakic91 I know however it’s a start.

  • @AutoArtemAuto

    @AutoArtemAuto

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@joesakic91 We know. It's just good that they're finally out of that hell and have a bright future for the first time in a long while.

  • @mollyanderson657

    @mollyanderson657

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah that's correct. After firing Divac a few seasons too late.

  • @jeffreymcfadden9403
    @jeffreymcfadden94035 жыл бұрын

    I am so old, I remember when the "kings" were called the "Cincinnati Royals".

  • @Ibelikemj

    @Ibelikemj

    3 жыл бұрын

    I want to see some Rochester Royals fans

  • @lebronium.

    @lebronium.

    3 жыл бұрын

    Rochester*

  • @RB01.10

    @RB01.10

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Ibelikemj That was when they got their only title (1951)

  • @SportsFan2001
    @SportsFan2001 Жыл бұрын

    And now they have the longest playoff drought in the 4 major sports. Well that was fast

  • @ChiefBlue4298

    @ChiefBlue4298

    Жыл бұрын

    Not for long

  • @ericradford2142

    @ericradford2142

    Жыл бұрын

    Not anymore.

  • @InsaneDude6161995
    @InsaneDude61619957 жыл бұрын

    Honestly I feel bad for kings fans. There is so much dysfunction in the organization from the top down that it is no wonder that cousins always lashed out. Now, don't get me wrong he has to learn to control his emotions but 7 years of losing, no veteran leadership, or organizational stability I imagine most people would be pissed too. They Pelicans robbed the kings and it is pretty clear that management has no idea what they are doing. What an awful place to be in if you are a fan of the team

  • @hoss73ford

    @hoss73ford

    7 жыл бұрын

    66 years and no title. A long drought and doesn't look like it's getting any better.

  • @quinngoodlive2014

    @quinngoodlive2014

    7 жыл бұрын

    Mark Muffs Technically, the Kings did win a title, in 1951, in Rochester, where they were called the Royals

  • @a1gamer561

    @a1gamer561

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Sebastian Cuervo Thanks. It sucks

  • @ducknuts6146

    @ducknuts6146

    7 жыл бұрын

    Sebastian Cuervo why would you feel bad we have George Hill Zach Randolph Bogdan Bogdonivic and 9 players other players who were high draft picks all under 22 years old ??????

  • @ducknuts6146

    @ducknuts6146

    7 жыл бұрын

    I would never feel bad for the team that just SPANKED THE WHOLE NBA ON DRAFT NIGHT LOL Kings won the draft with ease finessed the trailblazers for 2 top 20 picks in the deepest draft in a decade LOL came out with 4 players including our 2nd pick who won the Wooden award👀😌 feels great to be a Kings fan tbh

  • @jameslindsley3267
    @jameslindsley3267 Жыл бұрын

    Let's not forget they passed on Luka Doncic because Divac and Luka daddy had a beef.

  • @joesakic91

    @joesakic91

    Жыл бұрын

    The Maloofs forcing Geoff Petrie to not renew Rick Adelman's contract after 2006 is the start of the Sacramento Kings' playoff appearance drought.

  • @RealTomahawk7
    @RealTomahawk7 Жыл бұрын

    And now the Seattle Mariners have made the playoffs again, thus making the Kings the team with the longest playoff drought in North American sports. Probably the one crown the Kings didn't want.

  • @burgerking5256

    @burgerking5256

    Жыл бұрын

    Looks like the Kings' streak is coming to an end too

  • @t0ph4t1

    @t0ph4t1

    Жыл бұрын

    @@burgerking5256 watch as they choke that lead

  • @fortynights1513

    @fortynights1513

    Жыл бұрын

    @@t0ph4t1 Two things: 1. How have they been since you typed this comment? And 2. If they make it, who would have the next longest NBA playoff drought?

  • @FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza

    @FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza

    Жыл бұрын

    ​​​@@burgerking5256 and by a huge margin, which means who would get the longest drought? THE NEW JERSEY JETS What a buttfumble

  • @FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza

    @FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@fortynights1513 the Charlotte Hornets, and that's AFTER MJ took over

  • @joesakic91
    @joesakic912 жыл бұрын

    The Sacramento Kings missing the playoffs completely for the 16th consecutive year, a new NBA record, brought me here.

  • @joesakic91

    @joesakic91

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@Fries The Kings need to start strong and finish strong if they want to get at least a 7th or 8th seed in the play-in. I'm not sure about Luka ending the Kings' playoff drought. The Kings need a lot of improvement and patience on the development front.

  • @ericradford2142

    @ericradford2142

    Жыл бұрын

    They’re in the playoffs now.

  • @ChiefBlue4298

    @ChiefBlue4298

    Жыл бұрын

    Now the drought is over

  • @joesakic91

    @joesakic91

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ChiefBlue4298 One drought is over, but the Sacramento Kings need to end two more droughts: NBA Finals appearance and NBA title.

  • @FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza

    @FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@joesakic91 he should have gone to the Suns

  • @kebdin
    @kebdin7 жыл бұрын

    Very convenient timing on the videos

  • @lavarballgoat2.2betterthan86

    @lavarballgoat2.2betterthan86

    7 жыл бұрын

    IK

  • @UrinatingTree

    @UrinatingTree

    7 жыл бұрын

    It's coincidental. I finished the video just as the Cousins trade was announced. Expect another video on it soon.

  • @TheNewChevyRoll48

    @TheNewChevyRoll48

    7 жыл бұрын

    at least he and unibrow can now try to make a run for the playoffs while the Kings try to sink down to the 76ers level of shit.

  • @lavarballgoat2.2betterthan86

    @lavarballgoat2.2betterthan86

    7 жыл бұрын

    76 are decent now though

  • @antwanscott97

    @antwanscott97

    7 жыл бұрын

    Schlasser AKA UrinatingTree Can you do the Knicks?

  • @RB01.10
    @RB01.10 Жыл бұрын

    70+ years of pain and counting Yea I know they technically have *1* title in their history (1951, as the Rochester Royals) but the fact they’ve been around since 1923 and that’s all they could muster is just sad at this point

  • @joesakic91

    @joesakic91

    Жыл бұрын

    Not only having one title, but also having the longest NBA Finals appearance and NBA playoff appearance droughts to go along with the longest NBA title drought. That's a snakebitten hat trick.

  • @Videogamelover58

    @Videogamelover58

    Жыл бұрын

    @@joesakic91 my Atlanta hawks are getting up their in title droughts as well

  • @theretodo4928
    @theretodo49286 жыл бұрын

    Sub'd for the 'Old man yells at cloud' reference - bless you.

  • @joesakic91
    @joesakic912 жыл бұрын

    The Sacramento Kings losing to the Dallas Mavericks to make it 16 consecutive losing seasons tonight brought me here.

  • @AutoArtemAuto
    @AutoArtemAuto Жыл бұрын

    Another playoff drought has officially ended. Great job, Kings.

  • @brianchua4240
    @brianchua42403 жыл бұрын

    Vlade just stepped down and Dumars takes over Now watch the Kings go through 10 HC changes with Joe LOL

  • @englenn806

    @englenn806

    2 жыл бұрын

    The same guy who thought it was a good idea to trade away Chauncey Billups to the Denver Nuggets for washed-up Allen Iverson

  • @ChiefBlue4298
    @ChiefBlue4298 Жыл бұрын

    Now the Kings have the longest active playoff drought in North American sports with the Seattle Mariners ending their long drought UPDATE 03/25/2023: It’s looking more and more like the Kings will also end their long playoff drought very soon UPDATE 03/29/2023: The drought has finally ended for Sacramento! Now the New York Jets have the longest active playoff drought by all 4 North American sports leagues

  • @traddthomas8645

    @traddthomas8645

    Жыл бұрын

    Even more impressive considering that, unlike MLB, there are more teams in the NBA that make the playoffs than miss them.

  • @ChiefBlue4298

    @ChiefBlue4298

    Жыл бұрын

    @@traddthomas8645 yeah, and the Kings are the only team left in all 4 sports leagues that their last playoff appearance was in the 2000’s

  • @good03boy
    @good03boy7 жыл бұрын

    Do one about the L.A. Clippers. To not get past the West Semifinals despite having Blake Griffin and Chris Paul is a total shame.

  • @colecummins3163

    @colecummins3163

    5 жыл бұрын

    Jerry west: hold up

  • @colecummins3163

    @colecummins3163

    5 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/n5-Jwchyac6bgbQ.html

  • @cynkauvanyau2059

    @cynkauvanyau2059

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@colecummins3163 Steve Ballmer totally turned it around.

  • @nahdissean

    @nahdissean

    3 жыл бұрын

    And to blow a 3-1 lead against the Nuggets w/PG and Kawhi lol

  • @good03boy

    @good03boy

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@nahdissean Someone at my job the other day said that if Khawi had stayed in Toronto, the Raptors would've made the East Finals against Miami. Khawi should've stayed in Toronto.

  • @StoneMasonComix
    @StoneMasonComix7 жыл бұрын

    As sad as I am that Kansas City doesn't have an NBA team, I'm kind of glad this clown show didn't stick around town.

  • @TjSamson

    @TjSamson

    6 жыл бұрын

    They did better in Kansas City honestly. Their worst record when the team used to be in KC is 30-52. Unlike on their Sacramento years.

  • @RB01.10

    @RB01.10

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TjSamson Better? How? I mean they did win their lone title in 1951 when they were in Rochester

  • @Dr0vitch
    @Dr0vitch2 жыл бұрын

    Ah, another prime kings moment this fine day that rewards a re-watch of this masterpiece.

  • @joesakic91
    @joesakic913 жыл бұрын

    The Phoenix Suns making their third NBA Finals appearance since the Sacramento Kings' last NBA Finals appearance in 1951 brought me here. Soon, either the Milwaukee Bucks or Atlanta Hawks will break their NBA Finals appearance drought duck and take on the Suns.

  • @SmoothCriminal12
    @SmoothCriminal12 Жыл бұрын

    1:35 That hack of a coach went and helped build a perennial contender in Denver, who currently hold the first seed in the West. If that holds, it'd be the first one seed in franchise history.

  • @seand1011
    @seand10112 жыл бұрын

    We need a new video on this team STAT

  • @NotKusanagi
    @NotKusanagi2 жыл бұрын

    And this is why Sacramento has the one of the longest active playoff droughts in the nba. Why would you trade a promising young prospect in Tyresse Haliburton for Sabonis who is, you guessed it another centre. Even if the Kings somehow manage to get to the playoffs it's a one and done series for them.

  • @dibslin2.081

    @dibslin2.081

    2 жыл бұрын

    Haliburton is decent, but Sabonis is one of the best bigs in the league.

  • @joesakic91

    @joesakic91

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well, the Sacramento Kings also made some bonehead draft picks like Thomas Robinson and Nik Stauskas.

  • @RB01.10

    @RB01.10

    Жыл бұрын

    The only bright spot they have is winning their lone title in 1951

  • @joesakic91

    @joesakic91

    Жыл бұрын

    @@RB01.10 Unfortunately, that title was also the last NBA Finals appearance to date for the Sacramento Kings' franchise as a whole.

  • @ericradford2142

    @ericradford2142

    Жыл бұрын

    The Kings are back in the playoffs for the first time since the 2005-2006 season.

  • @ChiefBlue4298
    @ChiefBlue4298 Жыл бұрын

    Who else is here after the Sacramento Kings finally ended their long playoff drought?!

  • @AutoArtemAuto
    @AutoArtemAuto2 жыл бұрын

    They just traded away their best young players for Jeremy Lamb and Sabonis.

  • @englenn806

    @englenn806

    2 жыл бұрын

    And Justin Holiday

  • @nicholasskakal9128
    @nicholasskakal91287 жыл бұрын

    "Foolish optimism" had me rolling on the floor. Another quality video man, always love seeing new stuff from you

  • @sonicthehedgehoggamingfan8028
    @sonicthehedgehoggamingfan8028 Жыл бұрын

    Now the Kings are good right now. Yes they may have young guns, but at least they have a better head coach in Mike Brown. They're a laughing stock no more

  • @Apcoolcharles
    @Apcoolcharles7 жыл бұрын

    This is way too true and now that they lost cousins they'll have to "trust the process"

  • @UrinatingTree

    @UrinatingTree

    7 жыл бұрын

    And they fucked that up too. My addendum to this will explain why.

  • @crazyluigi6664

    @crazyluigi6664

    7 жыл бұрын

    Ooh, I can't wait for that one! Will you also mention how the Suns' potential deal was something that could have better suited them instead?

  • @gjs9551

    @gjs9551

    7 жыл бұрын

    Crazy Luigi ddddde

  • @Phantompurge5851

    @Phantompurge5851

    6 жыл бұрын

    This is a great video

  • @nickpesely5996

    @nickpesely5996

    5 жыл бұрын

    Look at the kings now...

  • @TypicalGamer2002
    @TypicalGamer20022 жыл бұрын

    Who came here after they traded Tyrese LMAO and Hield

  • @Yuji_Itadori2368

    @Yuji_Itadori2368

    Жыл бұрын

    I’m here after they made the playoffs

  • @mollyanderson657

    @mollyanderson657

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@ilovesports236 Also here after Mike Malone winning a championship with the Nuggets.

  • @ihonestlydontevenknow4359
    @ihonestlydontevenknow43592 жыл бұрын

    they saw the bills 18 year drought and decided “fuck it, let’s go 20 years.” 😂😂

  • @joesakic91

    @joesakic91

    2 жыл бұрын

    At this rate, the Sacramento Kings might have to eclipse every drought in sports just to make the postseason again.

  • @FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza

    @FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@joesakic91 ...well...

  • @joesakic91

    @joesakic91

    Жыл бұрын

    @@FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza The Sacramento Kings still have the NBA's longest playoff drought in NBA history at 16 consecutive years despite breaking through in 2022-23. The Kings also have to fill in their NBA Finals appearance and NBA title gaps.

  • @joesakic91
    @joesakic913 жыл бұрын

    The Sacramento Kings suffering their 15th consecutive losing season brought me here.

  • @dayleneddins5382

    @dayleneddins5382

    3 жыл бұрын

    And Luke Walton is staying put for another year

  • @TheGameCube64Guy

    @TheGameCube64Guy

    3 жыл бұрын

    They've also become the first NBA team to have a 70-year NBA championship drought.

  • @RB01.10

    @RB01.10

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TheGameCube64Guy Yes, but at the same time at least they have a title. Unlike about a dozen other teams

  • @miketherealman3202
    @miketherealman32023 жыл бұрын

    And to think this video is still true to this day. Rip Vlade Divacs career

  • @englenn806

    @englenn806

    3 жыл бұрын

    As GM

  • @AverageShyGuyKing
    @AverageShyGuyKing2 жыл бұрын

    And THEY TRADE AWAY JADEN HARDY FOR TWO SECOND ROUND PICKS!!!!!!! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡

  • @joesakic91

    @joesakic91

    2 жыл бұрын

    I bet Luka Doncic will say, "Thank you again, Sacramento."

  • @JutiMayranen
    @JutiMayranen7 жыл бұрын

    Damn that good old NBA Live 98 soundtrack rocks!

  • @jdynamite9076

    @jdynamite9076

    6 жыл бұрын

    Juti Mäyränen Yeah.

  • @willwiegelman3953
    @willwiegelman39532 жыл бұрын

    I think this might need an update or a complete legacy of failure considering they haven't had a winning season since 2006

  • @pffft6798
    @pffft67987 жыл бұрын

    Your channel is honestly amazing it just needs to be found by everybody please keep up the good work.

  • @JHockeyFan
    @JHockeyFan7 жыл бұрын

    They freakin wasted Tyreke Evans' talent and most of the prime of Kevin Martin, in addition to Cousins.

  • @matthewyip8695

    @matthewyip8695

    5 жыл бұрын

    Tyreke was a screwup.. should have kept him at the point...and development of Isiah at the 2 guard.. then they had Cousins.. could have been better. But Thomas robinson and McLemore.. SMH .bad... Kevin was not just passing his prime he got hurt and the Kings were not able to Max him out... He left you Htown and did well. The Kings had to reset because the playoffs were DONE.

  • @matthewyip8695

    @matthewyip8695

    5 жыл бұрын

    Cousins didn't do his part ..yes he did get numbers but that doesn't mean he was a game changer like Isiah was. He and Isiah didn't even play well together..

  • @dominic4981
    @dominic49812 жыл бұрын

    Whos here after Kings failed to make into playoffs once again

  • @Videogamelover58

    @Videogamelover58

    2 жыл бұрын

    Make that title drought now, 71 years. I shouldn't really be talking because my Hawks are at 64 years

  • @Painkiller-1997

    @Painkiller-1997

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Videogamelover58 Hawks are at least still far more relevant

  • @MetalHeadJagger
    @MetalHeadJagger7 жыл бұрын

    these videos are so hilarious especially with the sonic 3 bubblegum machine level music lol

  • @Decetop
    @Decetop6 жыл бұрын

    That 4-on-5 defense shit was so fucking funny, man. If you watch two basketball games in your life you'd realize that's probably the worst idea anyone has ever pitched.

  • @the1thrillhouse350
    @the1thrillhouse3507 жыл бұрын

    Keep doing your thing Schlasser, your channels gonna blow up huge soon, every video is absolute gold!

  • @gerardlevaar6766
    @gerardlevaar67667 жыл бұрын

    Just imagine if you were a Kings fan and you saw that trade. My god LOOOL

  • @jeromechillin5515
    @jeromechillin55157 жыл бұрын

    I saw this coming when I read about the DeMarcus Cousins trade lol.... Edit.. Your timing is impeccable. lol

  • @lavarballgoat2.2betterthan86
    @lavarballgoat2.2betterthan867 жыл бұрын

    "Divac is Sam Hinkie if he rode the short bus"

  • @jackpatton4291
    @jackpatton42917 жыл бұрын

    But wait cousins is gone. Well.........

  • @crazyluigi6664

    @crazyluigi6664

    7 жыл бұрын

    And their deal was about as lolworthy as they could have come without involving the Suns there. (Seriously, you know those trades with Isaiah Thomas leaving the Kings and how they got someone like Georgios Papagiannis (who at best was considered a late-first round pick for a select few teams) at Pick 13 in last year's draft? Phoenix was the main culprit there between them giving Alex Oriakhi and a trade exception for Isaiah Thomas and then swindling Pick 8 in last year's draft from Sacramento for what should have been otherwise a decent trade for both sides become nightmarish (for Sacramento, at least) by comparison.)

  • @ducknuts6146

    @ducknuts6146

    7 жыл бұрын

    jack patton oh wait but who won't the draft????????? Oh yeah the KINGS

  • @joesakic91

    @joesakic91

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ducknuts6146 So much for that.

  • @ducknuts6146

    @ducknuts6146

    3 жыл бұрын

    joesakic91 I’m confused we got the highest rating for that draft and grabbed Fox that year..

  • @joesakic91

    @joesakic91

    3 жыл бұрын

    ​@@ducknuts6146 But the three other players that the Sacramento Kings drafted in 2017 are no longer with the team. Harry Giles is with the Portland Trail Blazers. Justin Jackson was traded for Harrison Barnes. And Frank Mason III is a journeyman.

  • @ChiefBlue4298
    @ChiefBlue4298 Жыл бұрын

    Now Mike Malone is a NBA champion head coach with the Denver Nuggets

  • @joesakic91

    @joesakic91

    Жыл бұрын

    Talk about double whammies, first Mike Malone wins an NBA title with the Denver Nuggets after leaving Sacramento. And the Maloofs won a Stanley Cup as part owners of the Vegas Golden Knights.

  • @vince11harris
    @vince11harris Жыл бұрын

    I forget that the Kings exist sometimes

  • @ylee5923
    @ylee59232 жыл бұрын

    This has aged well......🤣

  • @therealnathnath154
    @therealnathnath1547 жыл бұрын

    Cousins is still mad because a Point Guard nobody knows the name of shut him down in his Elite 8 game against West Virginia

  • @chuckwagon9973
    @chuckwagon99737 жыл бұрын

    Just want you to know that I love this fucking channel

  • @joesakic91
    @joesakic91 Жыл бұрын

    I bet the Sacramento Kings and their fans are mumbling, "What is up with ex-Kings players and coaches making the NBA Finals and winning titles before we do"? Mitch Richmond, Jason Williams, Scot Pollard, Hedo Turkoglu, Peja Stojakovic, Mike Bibby, Nemanja Bjelica, Omri Casspi, DeMarcus Cousins, Mike Malone, etc.

  • @kevinbadger8030

    @kevinbadger8030

    18 күн бұрын

    Cousins never made the finals lol

  • @joesakic91

    @joesakic91

    18 күн бұрын

    @@kevinbadger8030 Boogie made the NBA Finals in 2019 with the Golden State Warriors.

  • @kevinbadger8030

    @kevinbadger8030

    18 күн бұрын

    @@joesakic91 Ah, yes. You’re right. I forgot about that. My bad.

  • @thehoodedteddy1335
    @thehoodedteddy13353 жыл бұрын

    Add this to the list of NBA teams I didn’t know existed.

  • @sacramentokingswillrise7525

    @sacramentokingswillrise7525

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well They're in California and They already have Teams like Lakers, Clippers and Warriors

  • @erich84502a
    @erich84502a3 жыл бұрын

    In the early 2000s the Kings were good

  • @joesakic91

    @joesakic91

    3 жыл бұрын

    And all those years between 1998 and 2006 were under Rick Adelman. The Rick Adelman curse is for real in Sacramento.

  • @erich84502a

    @erich84502a

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@joesakic91 Nobody outside Sacramento remembers that, good players too

  • @gauravagochiya4218

    @gauravagochiya4218

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@erich84502a I think everyone remembers the horrible reffing during that Western Conference Finals against the Lakers in 2002. That’s the only legacy of that Kings era sadly.

  • @joesakic91

    @joesakic91

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@gauravagochiya4218 Game 4 of the 2002 WCF against the Lakers was more of a killer for the Sacramento Kings. More heartbreaking was 2003 when the Kings had a better and deeper team with a better defense. Unfortunately, Chris Webber tore his lateral meniscus in his knee against the Dallas Mavericks in Game 2 of that series and it all went downhill from there.

  • @josephflanigan3649
    @josephflanigan36494 жыл бұрын

    You’re not wrong about Cousins, but my temper would be 1000 times what it is now if I played for the Kings.

  • @iacreamz
    @iacreamz7 жыл бұрын

    Another spectacular video roasting a shitty sports team. I love this channel.

  • @reasonablerage4370
    @reasonablerage43707 жыл бұрын

    your channel will explode with popularity soon. Keep making videos. Every video is gold mate.

  • @micahgrosso1877
    @micahgrosso18774 жыл бұрын

    "this guy is sam hinke if he rode the shortbus"

  • @shermanngjazz
    @shermanngjazz Жыл бұрын

    And now the Kings are finally back in the playoffs. Good for them.

  • @reasonablerage4370
    @reasonablerage43707 жыл бұрын

    This is freaking gold😂😂😂. Excellent video

  • @solidusny07
    @solidusny074 жыл бұрын

    As an nba fan and gaming fan I appreciate this. The usage of sonic 3 music here was awesome! And good analysis of the kings. Thank goodness they got De’Aaron Fox. I really hope they build around him.

  • @AutoArtemAuto
    @AutoArtemAuto3 жыл бұрын

    They drafted Bagley over Luka.

  • @joesakic91

    @joesakic91

    3 жыл бұрын

    Geoff Petrie and Pete D'Alessandro also made some bonehead picks.

  • @AutoArtemAuto

    @AutoArtemAuto

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@joesakic91 I'm surprised Sacramento hasn't ran the owner out after all the donuts he's hired to make these drafts and trades

  • @sacramentokingswillrise7525

    @sacramentokingswillrise7525

    3 жыл бұрын

    In 2005 NBA Draft, They drafted a Player named Francisco Garcia over 2x All Star David Lee

  • @sacramentokingswillrise7525

    @sacramentokingswillrise7525

    3 жыл бұрын

    In the 2006 NBA Draft, They drafted a Guy who only played 3 years in the NBA over Kyle Lowry and Rajon Rondo

  • @sacramentokingswillrise7525

    @sacramentokingswillrise7525

    3 жыл бұрын

    In 2008 NBA Draft, They drafted 2 Guys who would only played Combined Seasons of 3 over Goran Dragic

  • @SomeGiraffe
    @SomeGiraffe7 жыл бұрын

    don't worry kings fans we built a mental health support center for us and you

  • @carolinekelman2403
    @carolinekelman2403 Жыл бұрын

    And now they’ve won a playoff game.

  • @johnturner7952

    @johnturner7952

    Жыл бұрын

    Make that 2 playoff games.

  • @manthanc7727

    @manthanc7727

    Жыл бұрын

    @@johnturner7952 make it 4

  • @shermanngjazz

    @shermanngjazz

    Жыл бұрын

    Unfortunately they choked in game 7

  • @johnturner7952

    @johnturner7952

    Жыл бұрын

    @@shermanngjazz at least they weren’t swept

  • @shermanngjazz

    @shermanngjazz

    Жыл бұрын

    @@johnturner7952 Yeah they fought hard but the Warriors had the playoff experience, so hopefully this will be a good learning experience for the Kings.

  • @devincranshaw9746
    @devincranshaw97467 жыл бұрын

    I love the usage of the sonic music in these videos

  • @keeshandave8603
    @keeshandave8603 Жыл бұрын

    The Sacramento Kings are 14-10 in the 2022-23 NBA Season. This is obviously surprising

  • @AverageShyGuyKing

    @AverageShyGuyKing

    Жыл бұрын

    And now they have to eat s**t in the next week thanks to Domantas Sabonis injuring his thumb. Their home stand has been a disaster and it's not looking any better

  • @shermanngjazz

    @shermanngjazz

    Жыл бұрын

    @@AverageShyGuyKing And now they're 29-21, not too shabby I must say.

  • @AverageShyGuyKing

    @AverageShyGuyKing

    Жыл бұрын

    @@shermanngjazz Sacramento, would you like to believe this? You're only one win away from making the postseason! Is this the year you finally don't f**k things up?

  • @erich84502ify
    @erich84502ify3 жыл бұрын

    Rode the short bus? Oh dear

  • @nino16521
    @nino165216 жыл бұрын

    I actually forgot that franchise even existed. Thanks for reminding me :)

  • @mythicgamer6291
    @mythicgamer6291 Жыл бұрын

    lol the kings are a number three seed this year wild

  • @ChiefBlue4298
    @ChiefBlue4298 Жыл бұрын

    Mike Malone is now one win away from leading the Denver Nuggets to the NBA Finals

  • @joesakic91

    @joesakic91

    Жыл бұрын

    And Mike Malone is in the NBA Finals with the Denver Nuggets. First time the Mile High City will host an NBA Finals.

  • @yaboitsv
    @yaboitsv Жыл бұрын

    and now they are on track to make the playoffs in 2023 edit: the sacramento kings have made the playoffs

  • @minecraftvvg4250
    @minecraftvvg42507 жыл бұрын

    im so angry at myself at not knowing u but im happy that know i can watch you work your magic in summing up shit teams and fucked up moments in basketball. thank u man

  • @rajmathai7699
    @rajmathai76997 жыл бұрын

    Do one on the Minnesota Timberwolves and Atlanta Sports namely the Falcons. I love these lolcows! Hilarious! Keep it up! One thing is for sure, thanks to LeBron and the Cavs, there is no more Cleveland jinx and the Cubs ending the Billy Goat drought means they are not lolcows anymore! Thanks for doing this! I really appreciate this!

  • @oscarcazares2972
    @oscarcazares29726 жыл бұрын

    King fan here and this is true :( we have a really nice stadium tho :)

  • @shaneburke9034

    @shaneburke9034

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm a Lakers fan and I feel bad for you guys. HOWEVER, I don't feel bad about the other Kings fans that always criticize and hate on my team.

  • @2002films

    @2002films

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@shaneburke9034 You mean the lakers fans that insist the Kings never won a championship even though 2002 was league assisted ?

  • @shaneburke9034

    @shaneburke9034

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@2002films The Lakers were a better team, but I can't deny that the games were rigged.

  • @2002films

    @2002films

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@shaneburke9034 The lakers were better the other year but not in 2002, Kings were ahead 3-2 and game 6 was fixed. If there was no league assistance kings would be 2002 champs. Lakers got 27 fts in the 4th quarter alone in phantom calls including a Kobe elbow to bibby's nose that went on the kings.It was a one point game at that point after the refs were doing everything for the lakers

  • @californiasunbear8420

    @californiasunbear8420

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@2002films Webber's injury against Dallas was more detrimental than anything.

  • @leifopstad2972
    @leifopstad2972 Жыл бұрын

    And now that coach who they fired (Mike Malone) is about to win a title with the Nuggets.

  • @dirty.dan37

    @dirty.dan37

    6 ай бұрын

    He did

  • @nohaybanda3061
    @nohaybanda30617 жыл бұрын

    Great videos. Great channel. Great future. Keep it up 👍🏾.

  • @ginoristick5051
    @ginoristick50517 жыл бұрын

    omg a couple weeks ago you had like 5k subs keep up the good work ps do more baseball nba and NFL

  • @TimFrith24
    @TimFrith242 жыл бұрын

    Following the 2022-23 NBA season, Black Knights Sports and Entertainment, a Bill Foley-led ownership group who owns the Vegas Golden Knights of the NHL, soon-to-be retired LeBron James and Mark Davis, who owns the Las Vegas Raiders of the NFL, will purchase the Sacramento Kings from Vivek Ranadive for $3.75 billion, including a relocation fee of $2.5 billion. As a result, the Kings will relocate to Las Vegas after 38 seasons in Sacramento and play at T-Mobile Arena on the Las Vegas Strip in Paradise beginning in the 2023-24 NBA season.

  • @AverageShyGuyKing

    @AverageShyGuyKing

    2 жыл бұрын

    Now THIS is an ideal prediction

  • @TimFrith24

    @TimFrith24

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@AverageShyGuyKing Thanks.

  • @joesakic91

    @joesakic91

    2 жыл бұрын

    If that happens, the Maloofs will rub it in on Sacramento once the franchise wins it all in Las Vegas...again.

  • @Jaison96
    @Jaison962 жыл бұрын

    And Sac Town is still doing dumb stuff…this video has not aged a day

  • @Jaison96

    @Jaison96

    Жыл бұрын

    Ok…the Kings have a good start in 2022-23…let’s see if it holds up

  • @Jaison96

    @Jaison96

    Жыл бұрын

    I take it back… #LightTheBeam

  • @joesakic91
    @joesakic913 жыл бұрын

    The Sacramento Kings missing the NBA playoffs for the 14th consecutive year brought me here.

  • @englenn806

    @englenn806

    3 жыл бұрын

    And New Orleans too

  • @joesakic91

    @joesakic91

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@englenn806 For this year. The Kings currently have the second longest NBA playoff appearance drought in NBA history behind the Los Angeles Clippers who missed the playoffs between 1977 and 1991.

  • @sacramentokingswillrise7525

    @sacramentokingswillrise7525

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@englenn806 They missed the Playoffs since 2018. They might make it in a Few Seasons

  • @Natendowii
    @Natendowii7 жыл бұрын

    PLEASE Do one on the Knicks. They have sucked for so long, that I openly ponder why ANYONE would be a Knicks fan!

  • @the_salty_pudding355
    @the_salty_pudding3557 жыл бұрын

    gotta feel for cousins i would be angry all the time if i went 8 years on the shitty kings 😂

  • @senseiadam-brawlstars9465

    @senseiadam-brawlstars9465

    7 жыл бұрын

    He just got traded

  • @blueflamexl9880

    @blueflamexl9880

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yeah but he wasted 8-9 of his years in a dumpster of an organization

  • @Mbdxwwe18
    @Mbdxwwe183 жыл бұрын

    And now the emotional lesbian got a ring.....

  • @joesakic91

    @joesakic91

    3 жыл бұрын

    While not playing for the Lakers. Even Omri Casspi won a ring with the Warriors in 2018 despite not playing a playoff game.

  • @lettuce_boi6630
    @lettuce_boi66307 жыл бұрын

    I love this channel so much

  • @edwardtowers728
    @edwardtowers7287 жыл бұрын

    Perfect timing

  • @quinngoodlive2014
    @quinngoodlive20147 жыл бұрын

    The Kings have been through more coaches (7) since 2010 than the Spurs had for the last twenty years (1).

  • @quinngoodlive2014

    @quinngoodlive2014

    4 жыл бұрын

    Update: 9

  • @ShudowWolf

    @ShudowWolf

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@quinngoodlive2014 we didn't need this, but thank you this gave me a good hearty laugh, followed by "jesus christ wtf are you doing Sacremento?"

  • @sawyertuide7636

    @sawyertuide7636

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@quinngoodlive2014 I wouldn’t be shocked if that number goes to 10 at the end of the 2021 season. Luke Walton is not bringing the team to its next step of making an 8 seed playoffs, yet they have the pieces to in Fox, Bogdan, Bagley, Richaun Holmes, Hield, and Harrison Barnes even. Their playoff drought can be considered over, because play ins can be considered sort of a playoff, but that’s only because of luck. Otherwise their breakout year is 2022.

  • @quinngoodlive2014

    @quinngoodlive2014

    3 жыл бұрын

    Internet Standard remember Harrison Barnes said he won’t shave his beard til the Kings reach .500

  • @sawyertuide7636

    @sawyertuide7636

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@quinngoodlive2014 James Harden 2?

  • @joesakic91
    @joesakic912 жыл бұрын

    Add the Milwaukee Bucks to the list of teams who beat the Sacramento Kings to the punch for an NBA title. How did the Bucks do it? Giannis and company turned off the distractions like the referees and kept playing basketball to win including a Game 7 against Kevin Durant and the Brooklyn Nets in Round 2 en route to their first NBA Finals appearance since 1974 and their first NBA title since 1971.

  • @gauravagochiya4218

    @gauravagochiya4218

    2 жыл бұрын

    And probably one of the most pure teams along with the 2019 Raptors to win a title in the 21st century. No superteam bullshit but both franchises built from the ground up with a big trade to give them their missing piece to put it all together. Not to mention superstars worth rooting for and players that almost every NBA fan wants to see get a ring. Bucks fans have plenty to be proud of. They have a team that can say is a champion again. If they win this year as well, I won’t even be mad. Well worth it.

  • @joesakic91

    @joesakic91

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@gauravagochiya4218 True. The Splash Brother era Golden State Warriors did it through the draft as well until one visit to the Hamptons in the summer of 2016.

  • @SyxxPunk
    @SyxxPunk2 жыл бұрын

    So I've been watching Cousins lately after he got a ring in the Lakers and... Wow, winning a championship calmed him all the way down.

  • @lonerider7860
    @lonerider78607 жыл бұрын

    Nice job man love the vids

  • @MikeTheKoopaWarrior
    @MikeTheKoopaWarrior Жыл бұрын

    Took about 17 years, but the Kings will FINALLY finish a season with a .500 record. You're hearing me correctly.

  • @ChiefBlue4298

    @ChiefBlue4298

    Жыл бұрын

    And they can clinch a playoff spot as soon as tomorrow

  • @ericradford2142

    @ericradford2142

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ChiefBlue4298 they did just that.

  • @RyanLBrown9396
    @RyanLBrown93964 жыл бұрын

    Sacramento Kings: the West coast Knicks

  • @joesakic91

    @joesakic91

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@davidm.919 More like the New York Jets of the NBA for the Sacramento Kings.

  • @arturoperez352

    @arturoperez352

    4 жыл бұрын

    Watching the comments from 6 months ago Is fuckin hilarious. They where like in your face urinating tree ........ nevermind 🥺

  • @englenn806

    @englenn806

    4 жыл бұрын

    Arturo Perez they almost made the playoffs last year

  • @joesakic91

    @joesakic91

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@englenn806 Close, but never close enough.

  • @sacramentokingswillrise7525

    @sacramentokingswillrise7525

    3 жыл бұрын

    The Knicks are good now

  • @MEGARAYMANable
    @MEGARAYMANable5 жыл бұрын

    Well at least the Kings are looking decent now.

  • @arturoperez352

    @arturoperez352

    4 жыл бұрын

    This comment didn't date well 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dboii9741

    @dboii9741

    4 жыл бұрын

    Until they hired Luke Walton😭

  • @dboii9741

    @dboii9741

    4 жыл бұрын

    BIGWORM 510 I’m a Laker fan and I hated him as our coach his rotations are stupid, he has the slowest pace ever. He just sucks. He’s holding y’all back too tbh I feel bad for y’all

  • @dboii9741

    @dboii9741

    4 жыл бұрын

    BIGWORM 510 oh I didn’t forget about Vivek😂

  • @bigcolbs8336
    @bigcolbs83366 жыл бұрын

    He did do something outrageous he proposed a 4 on 5 defence

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