I came for Sebastian, and stayed for Pete.

@bobbynojoke76

3 жыл бұрын

me too..lol,me too.i had never seen petes stand up till this.And he is a gem!

@bobbynojoke76

3 жыл бұрын

and together,they fulfilled destiny.

@AgendaInMind

3 жыл бұрын

It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death”is lung cancer, pneumonia, bronchitis and flu. The longer the fear, the more serious the diagnosis. When the willful hostages are finally freed from their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus. Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't "catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what cause ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. The cause of death in Small Pox was PNEUMONIA, not acne lesions. The only people who “caught” Small Pox were the ones who were attacking each other..Indians and Militia....people who feared and were attacked by each other. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. Western Medicine is pure fraud. I can't be the only person in this disgustingly brainwashed world who knows about German New Medicine.

@angiegonzalez52311

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly, bro!

@thomasdallan

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly

I nominate the Pete and Sebastian show as the best cast of 2020-2021! 👏👏🎉🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🎉👏👏

@goddesscruella9918

3 жыл бұрын

I'll second that 🏆 🏆

Pete was on fire today! I love you guys! You have made these sad days stuck inside, working from home and not seeing friends...so much brighter. Seriously hilarious!

*I usually don't comment on podcasts but Pete has me dying laughing and wanting to put time stamps every 2 seconds every single Cast. Holy shit that B.O rant was gold.*

@watchthis.5094

3 жыл бұрын

So you don't usually comment on podcasts; but when you do You make it *Big Bold font* in hopes everyone will see it.. Guy... *Relaax* , It's a Comment. Not a Globes speech

@kylemcgill2966

3 жыл бұрын

@@watchthis.5094 Yea the Cast gets me like that. I think you need to relax since you're the one taking time out of your day to respond to my comment.

@kylemcgill2966

3 жыл бұрын

@Lee Taylor this is the podcast I do comment on. People really have no lives. I'm being positive.

Pete and Sebastian, you guys should be canonized for your contribution to the nations mental health! You are good guys! Hoping for a speedy recovery for Serafina❤️❤️❤️

To honor Sebastian and Pete for continuously keeping us laughing during the Pandemic, I honor you both with these medals🤣🤣🥇🥇🏅🏅🏆🏆

@goofygooberrock7620

3 жыл бұрын

kings of comedy .. y’all dropped this 🥇

@cathythompson6872

3 жыл бұрын

Helen Green, perfect!

@tiatowery6409

3 жыл бұрын

They are awesome

I love the two of you laughing at each other! THat's the best part! Short and sweet this week?? Glad we got to see you both! :) Great cast as always!

You don’t know how much I need this today. ✌🏻

@amynadine9669

3 жыл бұрын

Me too!!!

@melindac3368

3 жыл бұрын

Me too. It helped so much.

True story.My father grew up in the same town in NJ as Frank Sinatra but never knew one another. They were standing on line to sign up for the draft when my father struck up a conversation with Frank. He asked him what his plans were after they left the army. Frank said he wanted to be a singer. My father laughed at him and said there’s no money in that I’m going to be a Doctor. By the way my fathers name was Frank as well.He told that story to everyone that he ever met. And no my father never became a doctor but the other Frank ❤️wellyou know the rest of the story.

@m.a.d.2172

3 жыл бұрын

My great uncle told me a story about Sinatra. .. that he had Been out performing and a senator tapped him on the shoulder from behind and frank turned around punched him in the face and said no one... touches frank Sinatra suit. Lol. If that ain't class baby

@ericam1255

3 жыл бұрын

@Tom S there's always gotta be at least 1 asshole...good for you Tom. 🙄

@EyeAme

3 жыл бұрын

What did y o ur dad do for a living? You cant leave that part out😂

Best part of my week is "We're back baby!" You guys have been our saving grace these past 11monthes! For sure you deserve medals!!

These guys are the best.So glad I started watching.Never heard of Pete before.Huge fan now .

@doc2earth

3 жыл бұрын

Pete is pure comedy gold.

I love how Sebastian just looks at Pete, wondering what crazy shit is he gonna come up wit now.

@foodshipnine

3 жыл бұрын

Aren't we all 😂

@IlIlIlIlIlIl..

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@afgcryptotrader5207

3 жыл бұрын

LOL :-P

I would like to bestow on you two the award for “The Best Comedy Anywhere”. I listened when I was up all night prepping for a colonoscopy and every single night before I go to bed. Your podcast is always a thrill for me and something I so look forward to. So YES! You do deserve a huge award.

Love you guys!! The high energy and real silly true to life conversations are hysterical! Thanks for the laughs💚💜

That mental image of the itch on the back with the bug🦠 and the pitchfork..omg.!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

@user-wv8sl6mw4m

3 жыл бұрын

i know around 34:40 Pete went cartoon mode.

@greggchristopher8901

3 жыл бұрын

That was gold!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥

Thankyou Pete and Sebastian for all you have done to keep us sane. Without you both we wouldn't be laughing so hard every week. Laughter is the best medicine.

Thank you for making our Saturday a great one! Much appreciated!

I wait all week for this 😃😃😃😃 so excited I turned the TV off! My nbr worked in LasVegas when Sinatra was the big deal & said he probably had as many people who disliked him...as liked him. Most of the Nevadans weren’t fans, only tourists. I’ll give u guys a medal 🏅

These guys are phenomenal. So many different and natural genuine perspectives. Interesting to see these days . Real conversation

The Pete and Sebastian Show is an Essential Service!!!! Laughing along with The Cast has helped me get through this craziness, thank you guys!

Someone needs to interview these guys, they must be recognized for these podcasts. The fun and laughter is beautiful and I am so incredibly grateful for these two men! They are real!!!! Thank you GOD for creating these beings!!!!!

Carpenter piss and wall back scratching!! Hilarious! Love you guys!!

You don’t know how much I need this right now. Thank you. ✌🏻

@SicilianStrega13

3 жыл бұрын

Next time you google tucker fact check him..he's blaming green energy for the texas fail.

@RIVALContentJammerz

3 жыл бұрын

@@SicilianStrega13 "Fact check"

@TheMiist

3 жыл бұрын

@@SicilianStrega13 you're a bot

@juliewayseer

3 жыл бұрын

@@SicilianStrega13 “green energy” IS the fail, as is Tucker. Everyone: PLEASE turn off the idiot box...do you not SEE that it’s propaganda? MKUltra mind control? It truly saddens me that there will be a small percentage of people that will never WAKE UP ... either by (1)their will or (2)incapability. Peace and love to all.

@SicilianStrega13

3 жыл бұрын

No Texas not properly maintaining the equipment is the fail. Don't be brainwashed by TC

You two absolutely are essential 🏆‼️🤣

I'm early, yay! One of the few highlights of my week are your videos. Thank you for all the laughs...comic relief is priceless nowadays.

You totally deserve a medal!! I always look forward to your show and thank you for the laughs.

It is amazing how older people, like your Mom and Dad, can remember stuff. Probably would be like for us today, here's what happened in 2020. Telling your kids or whoever. Love watching your show. God Bless both of you in your endeavors. 💕

On a serious note, both of you fine gentlemen have brought joy and laughter to my wife and I. We just discovered you guys a few months ago and we watch you guys every night before bed. You guys get the award for Most Valuable Comedic Duos. 🏆🏆🥇🥇Cheers from Canada

I’ve been watching reruns alllll weeek BABYYYYY!!! Thanks for coming back BROSSS😎❤️🥰🙏🏼

I know U guys R getting busy...only 45 min this week! Ahhh gotta wait another week for this wonderful conversations!

You guys are making my back feel itchy!!🤣🤣🤣

I love how these two talk about subject matter we can all relate to and laugh about. It's good to laugh at ourselves :D

You guys get the biggest award in the world! I get a little depressed and then watch yall and im good the rest of the day! im even coming up with my own stand up comedy! Yall are contagious! Yall spread laughter!

I totally found it one night I was awake due to being cooped up. I found them and I love watching them. They are just brusque and raw and alive. So humorous I forget stuff for a bit .

Am I the only one who worries that Pete is gonna pass out one day from laughing?

You guys were friggin hilarious tonight! I cried I laughed so hard. Btw I have a bamboo back scratcher. Every house should have one cause you know the personal back scratcher like Lana or whoever is never gonna get that damn spot! Keep that comedy coming (for free) I think that deserves two trophy’s just for tonight’s show alone. You guys really do make our pandemic a lot easier and make us feel a whole lot better! Thank you thank you thank you. Gotta go share!

Most certainly your show deserves an 🏆 award 🏅

Heart dropped for ya sebastion hope sarafina recovers fast n strong :) there are more resilent than us hunny.

Your comedy is an essential service!

I literally LOL'd like 10 times. Respect the Pete!

Anybody else looking at their feet now? Lol

@kimberlybrown4398

3 жыл бұрын

Pete, don't hold back, we love you!! Friends with different views, that is a reality we all share!!! We need more of we can agree to disagree!!! But instead, people are attacked and that is just Wrong!!! You guys are Real!!! 👍👍👍❤❤❤😄😄😄

SO happy I found Pete and Sebastian. My fave comedians. Thanks guy for the many laughs

My Italian funny guys!!! Pete you rock!!! Sebastian too!!!!!

You two have given us so much of a lift during the pandemic. My family listens to the casts all the time and LAUGH! What a gift to everyone. We even have your casts a dinner ....great guests🍝☕️🍷

i almost lost a kidney to that scratch rant from pete

Ok I'm reaching for my back scratcher right now, can't live without it!

Sebastian...did ya tell ya golf buddies you do a cast with Pete “frickin” Correale!??

@Chegles1

3 жыл бұрын

I love that comment @RandomElvis!

@randomelvis3359

3 жыл бұрын

@@Chegles1 In my head it has a New Yawwka sayin it 😂 but I’m from a Village in England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 😂...glad you liked it Maureen 😉

You should definitely be getting awards!!!Absolutely essential!!! U guys are my patch adams! This podcast is one of the few things I can look forward to and know that I will be crying laughing for at least an hour a week and it is imperative that I have it!!

You both have helped me keep my sanity this past 15 months!!!

You guys crack me up man thanks for the entertainment

Now I can enjoy my Saturday thanks guys xoxo

YES! You both deserve a medal! Both of you have kept my sense of humor going during these dark times!!:)

You guys are the best. You made me smile from ear to ear. Thank you for being my unpaid therapist.

Pete is a nice toasty baked potato lol

You definitely need a medal, makes me laugh everytime.

The whole back itch bit was hilarious 😂

Wow! I just checked between my toes and the bottom of my feet while I'm watching this!

Lmao “Biden skinny dips alone” just throwing that out there! Yes, we all deserve a damn medal 🎖

@judylochner4381

3 жыл бұрын

And whatta about trump skinny dipping- yulk

My dad (William Spagnolo) was great friends with Ali and worked with him in promotions. My dad knew Frank pretty well. Stallone too. I never knew how great those stories were until after my dad passed. I have pictures and journals that my dad left, so I'm reliving my dad's l wonderful Italian life after he passed .. Bittersweet really

YES! To COMEDY!😆😆it’s a necessary STAPLE! ....In order to keep our sanity and survive😁😁🤣One award 🥇 for Pete, one award 🥇 for Sebastian👏👏👏 !! Thank you for never slacking on the comedy....you guys never disappoint....I will do a body check tonight, and a once over for the toes! Laughing so hard, it makes me cry🤣🤣🤣...Sebastian, I hope your daughter feels better so. Be safe, Be well✌️✌️🥰🥰

Pete and Sebastian make my life better

Sebastian I see why you love Pete so much and Pete you're cracking us ALL up!!!

Pete is cooked

@Mjgirl55

3 жыл бұрын

Lol as usual

@adventurecapitalist5001

3 жыл бұрын

I don't like how he appears to be aging.

@gcs3668

3 жыл бұрын

I noticed he's struggling to talk like I did when I was baked back in the day.

@adventurecapitalist5001

3 жыл бұрын

Shall we pray for him? I prayed for healing. That is what I was led to do.

@adventurecapitalist5001

3 жыл бұрын

@I've seen the Twinkie and the damage done I am glad you asked? I do not like what excesses do to the body. Not his. Not mine. Not yours.

I have a dedicated plastic spaghetti fork /server as a back scratcher. They work the best.

I watched "The Vanished" too. Definitely a twist at the end though.

@immortaltyger1569

3 жыл бұрын

Is Ann Heche the one who thought she was gay - then she wasn't ??

@melindac3368

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I can't watch depressing movies right now. They have to be comedies or sci-fi, stand-up preferably.

🏅🏅🏅🥇YOU GUYS DESERVE IT!!!

I worked for HP back in the day when they had employees here in the states, and they had open floor plan, the guy next to me had an condition and he smelled like onions all day. He tried to fix the issue but to no avail. I actually was glad when they outsourced our jobs. Geeezzz. I felt bad for him.

Pete killed me with his imitation of what an itch looks like 😆😆😆

Literally laughing out loud about extra service charge at Dr. 😂that last video was hilarious 🤣

It's awesome to take long break from the news.

Pete looks dapper with or without hair gel. Debonair Sebastian, these guys new a sitcom

These two could totally star in a Tijuana shoot-'em-up movie

@ZagrosKurdistan

3 жыл бұрын

They could totally remake scarface🤣 sebastian as Tony Montana

@kittieCoder

3 жыл бұрын

@@ZagrosKurdistan Sebastian has gotten very affected since becoming famous. Always trying to look like he's in the Mafia and looking all menacing. LMAO. I never would have guessed he'd be a metrosexual with all the grooming and frou frou LA stuff when I started following him back in 2013, he was hilarious then.

@fredascencio9606

3 жыл бұрын

@@kittieCoder well someones taking the jokes to seriously.. lmao. Its about comedy guy, not his personality tf

@kittieCoder

3 жыл бұрын

@@fredascencio9606 I cabn differentiate between his comedy vs how his affect has changed. That being said, the last few videos have been great and no more glowering at the camera and talking politics.

@fredascencio9606

3 жыл бұрын

@@kittieCoder you misspelled a crucial part of your comment im not sure how to reply bud

He hasn't been around for a while; but for anyone wondering.. Jimmy from Boston IS a real Person 👍

WE ARE BACK BABY!

@sandracaradori4189

3 жыл бұрын

I love this show so much!! I could watch them every day AND want to!

@sandracaradori4189

3 жыл бұрын

You two deserve The Medal of Honor for sure!!

Pete looks High AF!!!

@burghstrong6878

3 жыл бұрын

I think he's always high😂

@m.a.d.2172

3 жыл бұрын

Always!!!! Lol

@TJB1510

3 жыл бұрын

@@burghstrong6878 HE'S WASTED......BOURBON IN THE COFFEE CUP.

Thanks again guys! I remember in early august 2020 it was a Sunday. Temp was 87* was the day I came across this podcast. I’ll never forget that it. Lol

This is it Lady , This is My LIFE 💯

Sebastian goes "2004 and 2008 were the same year for me!" 🤣🤣🤣

I’m dying laughing boys driving home from watching my grandson. Thanks too good🙌✌️👍👍😇

Pete killing here with the B.O. bit and the back scratcher lol!

Pete Sakes! Tucker!? Wtf 😬

@TheMiist

3 жыл бұрын

He's got some sense

@ericam1255

3 жыл бұрын

Love Pete even more now!

@sallyjane27

3 жыл бұрын

You should listen and read all sorts of news to hear what everyone is saying about an issue. Then you are informed about what everyone thinks.

@Bernz66

3 жыл бұрын

But did you get triggered when he mentioned he constantly checks the Washington Post?

@kittieCoder

3 жыл бұрын

@@sallyjane27 Need to keep up with liars like Tucker? Or Q? Riiiiight.

Writing a diary with a feather pen...Hysterical

How high does Pete get during these shows?? Not complaining... but it’s hard to deny 🤣

@TylerP823

3 жыл бұрын

That’s the beauty of this “cast” guy!

I love Sinatra stories.Dennis Miller tells one of the all time greatest.

Hey Pete, this is the highest I’ve ever seen you on any of the episodes and I am re-watching all of them. Love you bro!! Hahaha

The itchy back may be related to a thyroid problem, may be worth paying extra to have checked out

Pete: Are we gettin a medal?? 🤦🏼‍♀️ 🤣 😂

Give em a medal! You two are responsible for helping a lot of people escape the pandy for an hour each week. Thanks for the laughs. 🏆🏆

I think this might have been the funniest episode and i've seen them all!

You guys are THE BEST, THANK YOU 🙏😂

The cabbage patch doll reference 😂😂😂. I HAD to have one as a kid born in the 80's.

You guys and the hygiene talk!!!!!-

Omg I dying laughing tonight! Can’t wait to rewatch this with Mom tomorrow!

OMG! Pete not asking an extra question to his grim reaper doctor. Hilarious! You two make my day! Sebastian, I can' t wait to catch another one of your shows. I saw you in person a few years back. I know when it's time to perform live again, Covid will be a subject for sure. HA! and....you two deserve an award!

Nobody: Pete: "What is an itch?!" LOLOLOLOLOL. This is hilarious.

If I asked my husband to scratch my back every time I had an itch he’d have no nails left! Back scratchers are necessary!! 🤣

Hi Pete n Sebastian, how do I begin? Pete is definitely funnier and you 2 together are a blast!! I laughed so fkn hard (alone) my neighbors asked are you ok? What the hell are you doing over there? LOL AND THANK YOU! You guys are the shit!! BRADY

Petey...you guys are so freakin' hilarious ... I hesitated a moment when you said TC is your "go to guy" ... I'm with CNN or MSNBC. I voted for Biden/Harris all the way, baby! But, I love your Cast and I listen every week! You're both gettin' me through this pandemic (I've been an essential healthcare worker from the start; no time off). Thanks so much for all the great comedy and tips and advice along the way! Awesome!!

@jond1325

3 жыл бұрын

@@ryanfitzpatrick6557 My main point is that I'm not letting the political opinions of Pete or Sebastian dissuade me from continuing to listen to and enjoy their podcast. I mentioned my political choice for that reason.

@Bernz66

3 жыл бұрын

Cool..... I’m not a fan for the Biden/Harris administration. I’m a Tulsi Gabbard supporter..... does this mean I have to hate you or cancel you? Nah..... I think we have common ground being fans of these two guys and I respect your choice in your politics. I may not agree with you but I respect it.

@susanmulvey6311

3 жыл бұрын

@@ryanfitzpatrick6557 Exactly!!

@jond1325

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bernz66 Well said. Common ground is the way. It’s about enjoying the comedy. Thanks 🙏

Love the cast you guys are awesome laughed my ass off all the way through

I should say I love the show. Lots of laughs...Thanks!