The Pete & Sebastian Show - EP 513 (FULL EPISODE)
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Sebastian receives a mysterious delivery of dog food, and Pete shares some showering tips!
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Пікірлер: 604
Not sure why y’all think your falling apart during the shows lately. Phenomenal episode, love the new set ups, production is great. Keep it up boys
@michaelwheeler6264
Жыл бұрын
The chemistry has been a little off with these new setups. Pete more so but they'll settle down into them.
If it’s even possible Pete you look even more handsome.
@fefetegs8994
Жыл бұрын
studs🔥🤣❤️
@joannzeveney9219
Жыл бұрын
Your hot no matter if your wearing glasses or not. As long as your wife is still around, it doesn't matter
@AgendaInMind
Жыл бұрын
Yes, and Lana looks like Seby too! Cute couple!
@KevinDee1979
Жыл бұрын
Thirsty?
Camera shots are more zoomed in, loving it
Pete is going to be the one arrested driving by and peering in to the camp.. lol You guys killed me this time with the shower and pee stories. Thank you for not dripping your pee Pete. Jackie must appreciate no drops on the bowl or floor. I never met a man who would comply with that request. 😉 " Patrick thinks he's part of the show" LOLOLOLOL🤣
@diannelutz3291
Жыл бұрын
he is
@Chegles1
Жыл бұрын
Why hasn't someone invented something that would prevent drops on the bowl or the floor? He'd be a millionaire, every married woman would buy one.
@dawndavis647
Жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing. Sir “Step out of the vehicle”
Seb's face when Lana came looked like he thought the hit men that sent the dog food as a warning showed up.
@PearlJamAndBiscuits
Жыл бұрын
😆😆😆
Pete talking about his "soap cup" method and then feeling judged after might be a top cast moment haha
@Nicegazongas
Жыл бұрын
dyingggggggg
This is hilarious 😂 I’m in the shower during this, didn’t see these jokes coming. 🤣🤣
8:45 Pete pulls out his "READERS" lmao. I remember a while ago they had a whole thing about what to call reading glasses
LMBO: Mexican parents also NEVER allowed us to go on camps. They’d say: “Why’d you wanna go get molested? You’re not going!”
@brooklyn7722
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, you can never know what could happen
@1961mariluz
Жыл бұрын
True
@pissoff234
Жыл бұрын
Yea so you stayed home and got molested...keep it in the family.
@lovahgurl
Жыл бұрын
I'm Italian I wasn't allowed to go anywhere LOL literally
@hs-qk9qf
Жыл бұрын
I was barely allowed to do sleepovers back in the day. Now if I had kids in this day and age, hell naw.
Yes, this is SO needed today! I've been watching old casts bc I need a moment away from everything going on in the world today!!!
@jarrettthomas4865
Жыл бұрын
Same lol I love how it feels like the old days. Zero politics. Just covering the real hard hitting issues of the world like brushing your teeth in the shower!
@LadyBug-cc3ep
Жыл бұрын
Yes!! Me too
@christietull7389
Жыл бұрын
Me too on soundcloud
Its true! Pete is always being judged. Pete is a great human!!!! Mad respect of how he handles the constant judgement!!!!
@brandonresseque5713
Жыл бұрын
It’s a joke bruh it’s not that deep
@rocco7649
Жыл бұрын
Pete being judged is part of The Cast. It's just jokes people.
PRICELESS, “Are you sending me the $50?” 💕
Pete feeling betrayed by "reality" tv is hilarious.
@adg8711
Жыл бұрын
The devastated look on his face when found out it’s scripted lol
Hey Pete, great job with the “soap and water cupping your ass crack”. simulation. And Sebastian, when you simulated it back to Pete. Had me rollin’. You two are absolutely hilarious.
(Super serious face) “So are you sending me the fifty$?” 😂 😂😂😂😂
Ok no Pete u go 1st I feel like I always cut u off….. ok then still proceeds to cut him off 😂😂 I love this show!
Summer camp is amazing!! The kids are in a safe environment. Pete's kid will grow up to be independent, Sebastian's kids will be living at home until they're 40 lol 😆
@bugsymalone199
Жыл бұрын
Sebastian wasn't allowed to go to camp and then said he had to group shower at camp.????
😂😂 Pete, with the soap cupping. I am laughing so hard, I’m crying.
This was actually my favorite episode of the year thus far. Great stuff guys.
Stop doubting yourselves, the cast was good! I was laughing the whole time. 🤗
Pete cupping his hand and Sebastian’s reaction; holy sh$& 😆
“We’re losing them” hahaha
I love you both! The show is like ...home to me. Thank you!!!!🤗🤗🤗
I can’t believe how much joy I get from listening to 2 grown men talk about their shower routines
Kudos to keeping the split screen. Sebastian's reaction to Pete...priceless.
Never mind. I see Pete's white foam wall from Walmart. Lol. Their sitting closer to the camera! Very good! Old school vibe! Lovin the change back👍
Love the cast! Greetings from Chicago!
The soap cup move is burned into my memory forever. 😅
@Bachconcertos
Жыл бұрын
Especially when Sebastian does it. Lol!!
@kellielaine5848
Жыл бұрын
When Sebastian said "I'll tell you how to wash your ass out" - I busted out then thought OMG is he going to tell us he gives himself an enema - clean inside and out.
48:40 The Thank You card was just... wow. Why am I getting emotional? lol. And YES do the PO BOX!!!!
this was a CLASSIC CAST !!!! LOL We learned 2 things! Pete "Pats the cap!" and Sebastian has "Crest on the Chest!" LMAO !!!!
pete's shower methods. Amaze.
I almost cried tears of joy when I heard Jimmy from Boston at the beginning of this episode. I was so bummed out when I thought you were taking his bit out of the show..
You two are so effing hilarious!!!! Not losing anybody!! I’m crying
When sabastian said “. Are you sending me $50!?” I screamed lol
Pete, don't ever return/reject money that is given to you. It is actually a blessing. You can do something nice for her if you want to, but really not necessary, or pay it forward, meaning do something nice for someone else that does not require money unless you want to. I think that was very sweet of that lady.
Crazy podcast …. So real … we’ve all been there … Love you guys!
I call the high pressure shower head in my shower "shawshank" setting.
Just in time! I deep clean my kitchen once a week while listening to this podcast. The extra Patreon episode forces me to choose yet another room to deep clean once a month! 😊
As a Flight Attendant out of OHARE ✈️✈️if I see Pete I’m going to yell “THE CAST”- be ready🤣🤣🤣
Pete....I love the white and grey background. Your tan and dark hair just POP off the screen. It's a thing of beauty......
@PearlJamAndBiscuits
Жыл бұрын
I dont think he realizes how handsome he is. And of Course so is Sebastian. Both easy on the eyes 😍
LOL....the shower stories!! You didn't lose me...I'm in...LOL
WoW! Nice new opening credits/intro! Absolutely love you guys! Thank you for your sharing your laughter!
Pete's imagination is noteworthy, I can see how he is a great comedy writer. This podcast reminds me of The Seinfeld Show where it was about nothing. You guys can take nothingness to the nth degree.
@sandyshaw4900
Жыл бұрын
And how Kramer ate in the shower to multi task lol
Great cast --- funny funny bits -- loved the " hunge " you got from that fan Pete ..Thanks for sharing your having been acknowledged in such a lovely, heart felt way.
As a self confessed ‘paper dabber’ it was good to know Petey is as clean as I am 😂😂 Even on NOTHING this show is funny.
Love Sebastian. We saw him at the United Center last Christmas and the whole place was in hysterics. Very sweet at the end of the show when he brought his parents on stage. Very proud parents and a loving family.
I am less embarrassed about being from Jersey every time I watch the Cast. Love The Cast keep up the priceless FREE entertainment. God Bless you guys and your families!!!!!
“…And right after the drought is over...” 😂💀😂 pure gold!!!!
"I'm doin' it for the Cast!" hahahaha awesome.
Best Cast! You two are great entertainment!
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life listenin’ to a podecast! 🤣
This was the funniest one yet Lollll THANK GOD FOR YOU GUYS
And this is why you guys are THE BEST!!!! Ass washing had me LOL-ing so hard, I think I got a 6-pack! 🤣🤣🤣 P.S. Pete, I brush my teeth the same exact way! LOL And Lana at the end…EPIC!!! 💗😍🤣
These two are crazy. Get that lady front for seat at a show.
Oh my goodness Sebastian face looked so uncomfortable when Lana walked in like, "You are in my safe space, wtf." 😳😒 He didn't wave her in, she saw what she wanted to see.🤣
Pete "I'm doing this for the bear!" LOL!
I was moved to tears by Justine's gift to Pete, WOW, then Sebastian demands half of the money, absolutely murdered me, perrrfect timing. Laughing and crying all at once, bravo!
“Lift up your lips and power wash”-Pete 🤣🤣
I'm always looking forward to a new episode. You guys are too funny and come up with the craziest of topics at times. Keep it up I appreciate the honesty and being genuine!
The Honeydew AND The Pete & Sebastian Show all on the SAME day? BEST TUESDAY EVER! 🤯♥️
Please do a PO Box!!! This episode was HILARIOUS 😂 The shower descriptions had me crying. Best podcast everrrrrr
I love Sebastian's expression when he's making a point. 😆
Awesome as always
Love ,love ,love the Cast!! Y'all are the BEST!! Thank you for the laughs every week!
Hands across the chest in the shower is a must! Especially when you start feeling achy when sick. It's because the water goes over the shoulders.
LOVED Everything….As usual. Love two guys that really are having a good time laughing at their life stories. Can relate to it all, at least where my hubby is concerned - you’re telling his same quirks. Also - Very nice music outro - on point, in tone volume and texture…
You guys crack me up-love it. And thanks for the naked Stallone pic!
@kellielaine5848
Жыл бұрын
I asked my husband to do the Stallone this morning in the shower.
Best episode so far. This show gets better and better. 100 dollar bill piece brought me to tears. Crying and laughing. Lana showing up had seb shook. 🤣
Omg 😂 I'm dying over here 😭 what just happened 😭 "It's just life man" 😭
Love the PO Box idea. I am with Sebastian on the dog food, too many crazy people out there!
@bugsymalone199
Жыл бұрын
Don't feed your pets with anything sent to you! Too many wackos out there.
Pete’s shower routine expression & sebastians face 🤣🤣
New show looks & sounds great! You guys are hilarious together, great team!!
Hilarious cast!
Great show! It was pretty funny!
I died with Pete’s cupping method explanation😂
LOVE PETE in GLASSES. Have been trying to get him to put them on FOREVER! Italian STUD
This is one of my favorite podcasts! 😂 I love you guys!
Every time Sebastion thinks he's losing listeners I'm dying laughing over the topic. You do the STEP UP??
I literally listen to you guys every night I love this show at times I catch myself listening to reruns and I still catch things I didn’t catch the first time . This is my favorite all time show you guys have the best chemistry working together. Never a dull moment . Keep ‘em coming !! Xavier Garza in Corpus Christi Texas.
19:00 Completely agree with the communal showers being *IMMENSELY WEIRD*. In high school and college I played sports and used to just wait for everyone to get done. Has nothing to do with any insecurities on my end. Not bragging, but no issues down there. lol. I just think it's extremely strange to shower naked amongst other people....especially guys. All public showers should be private stalls. Hell, I don't even take a piss at urinals anymore....too many weirdos with cameraphones. It’s all just very strange to me. I just like my privacy. Everyone should have privacy if they want it.
This episode was great. I laughed a lot!
“Are you sending me the $50” Almost killed me, people around me had to ask me if I was ok.
One of the best casts in a while
Pete teasing putting on his glasses was like a guy in a strip club waiting for the top to come off... Let's see it, Petey, baby!! 💵 💵 💵
Bagel and a cup of coffee. Brilliant. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hilarious content thanks
"You sending me the 50?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Pete you look fine in the glasses -- don't sweat it and be self conscious.
They thought it wasn’t good… never a bad one. Don’t get all Hollywood on us😂 The Cast is like two bodies sitting on the couch shooting the shit, that’s what’s so great about it.
Omg Pete was HILARIOUS today!!!!
❤️ you guys. Keep it up!
#TeachersRule and the lady who sent the “Hunge”, “C-Note” should get free tickets to a show in her town, for a girl’s night of fun❣️
My favorite podcast. Thanks guys. You both have your little biich buds in.
Always great! Best Cast ever paisans!! 🤣🔥❤️
I'm in tears & 🌈 so so needed, thank you!✌💜🤣
There’s absolutely no compromise between husband and wife when deciding what series to watch 😂
😮 Love the new and improved changes!👏👏👏
I never saw my husband laugh so hard in 36 years together then when he watched one of your specials Sebastian! Friggin hilarious and I'm glad I found your show!
two best comedians on the planet!! GOLD
ha ha ha pete washin his arse is so funny