The Pete & Sebastian Show - EP 513 (FULL EPISODE)

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Sebastian receives a mysterious delivery of dog food, and Pete shares some showering tips!
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  • @DrNunz420
    @DrNunz420 Жыл бұрын

    Not sure why y’all think your falling apart during the shows lately. Phenomenal episode, love the new set ups, production is great. Keep it up boys

  • @michaelwheeler6264

    @michaelwheeler6264

    Жыл бұрын

    The chemistry has been a little off with these new setups. Pete more so but they'll settle down into them.

  • @jbs7091
    @jbs7091 Жыл бұрын

    If it’s even possible Pete you look even more handsome.

  • @fefetegs8994

    @fefetegs8994

    Жыл бұрын

    studs🔥🤣❤️

  • @joannzeveney9219

    @joannzeveney9219

    Жыл бұрын

    Your hot no matter if your wearing glasses or not. As long as your wife is still around, it doesn't matter

  • @AgendaInMind

    @AgendaInMind

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes, and Lana looks like Seby too! Cute couple!

  • @KevinDee1979

    @KevinDee1979

    Жыл бұрын

    Thirsty?

  • @ayylmao29
    @ayylmao29 Жыл бұрын

    Camera shots are more zoomed in, loving it

  • @mbethtml
    @mbethtml Жыл бұрын

    Pete is going to be the one arrested driving by and peering in to the camp.. lol You guys killed me this time with the shower and pee stories. Thank you for not dripping your pee Pete. Jackie must appreciate no drops on the bowl or floor. I never met a man who would comply with that request. 😉 " Patrick thinks he's part of the show" LOLOLOLOL🤣

  • @diannelutz3291

    @diannelutz3291

    Жыл бұрын

    he is

  • @Chegles1

    @Chegles1

    Жыл бұрын

    Why hasn't someone invented something that would prevent drops on the bowl or the floor? He'd be a millionaire, every married woman would buy one.

  • @dawndavis647

    @dawndavis647

    Жыл бұрын

    I thought the same thing. Sir “Step out of the vehicle”

  • @philmakris8507
    @philmakris8507 Жыл бұрын

    Seb's face when Lana came looked like he thought the hit men that sent the dog food as a warning showed up.

  • @PearlJamAndBiscuits

    @PearlJamAndBiscuits

    Жыл бұрын

    😆😆😆

  • @bridgetc1987
    @bridgetc1987 Жыл бұрын

    Pete talking about his "soap cup" method and then feeling judged after might be a top cast moment haha

  • @Nicegazongas

    @Nicegazongas

    Жыл бұрын

    dyingggggggg

  • @cheerscheers9819
    @cheerscheers9819 Жыл бұрын

    This is hilarious 😂 I’m in the shower during this, didn’t see these jokes coming. 🤣🤣

  • @cbwavy
    @cbwavy Жыл бұрын

    8:45 Pete pulls out his "READERS" lmao. I remember a while ago they had a whole thing about what to call reading glasses

  • @Luna-sz9uq
    @Luna-sz9uq Жыл бұрын

    LMBO: Mexican parents also NEVER allowed us to go on camps. They’d say: “Why’d you wanna go get molested? You’re not going!”

  • @brooklyn7722

    @brooklyn7722

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah, you can never know what could happen

  • @1961mariluz

    @1961mariluz

    Жыл бұрын

    True

  • @pissoff234

    @pissoff234

    Жыл бұрын

    Yea so you stayed home and got molested...keep it in the family.

  • @lovahgurl

    @lovahgurl

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm Italian I wasn't allowed to go anywhere LOL literally

  • @hs-qk9qf

    @hs-qk9qf

    Жыл бұрын

    I was barely allowed to do sleepovers back in the day. Now if I had kids in this day and age, hell naw.

  • @1maripaul
    @1maripaul Жыл бұрын

    Yes, this is SO needed today! I've been watching old casts bc I need a moment away from everything going on in the world today!!!

  • @jarrettthomas4865

    @jarrettthomas4865

    Жыл бұрын

    Same lol I love how it feels like the old days. Zero politics. Just covering the real hard hitting issues of the world like brushing your teeth in the shower!

  • @LadyBug-cc3ep

    @LadyBug-cc3ep

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes!! Me too

  • @christietull7389

    @christietull7389

    Жыл бұрын

    Me too on soundcloud

  • @karajordan1490
    @karajordan1490 Жыл бұрын

    Its true! Pete is always being judged. Pete is a great human!!!! Mad respect of how he handles the constant judgement!!!!

  • @brandonresseque5713

    @brandonresseque5713

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s a joke bruh it’s not that deep

  • @rocco7649

    @rocco7649

    Жыл бұрын

    Pete being judged is part of The Cast. It's just jokes people.

  • @marshalawson
    @marshalawson Жыл бұрын

    PRICELESS, “Are you sending me the $50?” 💕

  • @kylemcgill2966
    @kylemcgill2966 Жыл бұрын

    Pete feeling betrayed by "reality" tv is hilarious.

  • @adg8711

    @adg8711

    Жыл бұрын

    The devastated look on his face when found out it’s scripted lol

  • @littlemissmaybe480
    @littlemissmaybe480 Жыл бұрын

    Hey Pete, great job with the “soap and water cupping your ass crack”. simulation. And Sebastian, when you simulated it back to Pete. Had me rollin’. You two are absolutely hilarious.

  • @davidcardonell7657
    @davidcardonell7657 Жыл бұрын

    (Super serious face) “So are you sending me the fifty$?” 😂 😂😂😂😂

  • @monstaq95
    @monstaq95 Жыл бұрын

    Ok no Pete u go 1st I feel like I always cut u off….. ok then still proceeds to cut him off 😂😂 I love this show!

  • @pixiedust817
    @pixiedust817 Жыл бұрын

    Summer camp is amazing!! The kids are in a safe environment. Pete's kid will grow up to be independent, Sebastian's kids will be living at home until they're 40 lol 😆

  • @bugsymalone199

    @bugsymalone199

    Жыл бұрын

    Sebastian wasn't allowed to go to camp and then said he had to group shower at camp.????

  • @northernchristine7370
    @northernchristine7370 Жыл бұрын

    😂😂 Pete, with the soap cupping. I am laughing so hard, I’m crying.

  • @kevincastle649
    @kevincastle649 Жыл бұрын

    This was actually my favorite episode of the year thus far. Great stuff guys.

  • @loving_lioness3518
    @loving_lioness3518 Жыл бұрын

    Stop doubting yourselves, the cast was good! I was laughing the whole time. 🤗

  • @davelunaskitchen8355
    @davelunaskitchen8355 Жыл бұрын

    Pete cupping his hand and Sebastian’s reaction; holy sh$& 😆

  • @vams3091
    @vams3091 Жыл бұрын

    “We’re losing them” hahaha

  • @irinaross8029
    @irinaross8029 Жыл бұрын

    I love you both! The show is like ...home to me. Thank you!!!!🤗🤗🤗

  • @jarrettthomas4865
    @jarrettthomas4865 Жыл бұрын

    I can’t believe how much joy I get from listening to 2 grown men talk about their shower routines

  • @claytonlanier9088
    @claytonlanier9088 Жыл бұрын

    Kudos to keeping the split screen. Sebastian's reaction to Pete...priceless.

  • @mariawelsh3190
    @mariawelsh3190 Жыл бұрын

    Never mind. I see Pete's white foam wall from Walmart. Lol. Their sitting closer to the camera! Very good! Old school vibe! Lovin the change back👍

  • @TheFoldMusic
    @TheFoldMusic Жыл бұрын

    Love the cast! Greetings from Chicago!

  • @jenniferthompson5060
    @jenniferthompson5060 Жыл бұрын

    The soap cup move is burned into my memory forever. 😅

  • @Bachconcertos

    @Bachconcertos

    Жыл бұрын

    Especially when Sebastian does it. Lol!!

  • @kellielaine5848

    @kellielaine5848

    Жыл бұрын

    When Sebastian said "I'll tell you how to wash your ass out" - I busted out then thought OMG is he going to tell us he gives himself an enema - clean inside and out.

  • @cbwavy
    @cbwavy Жыл бұрын

    48:40 The Thank You card was just... wow. Why am I getting emotional? lol. And YES do the PO BOX!!!!

  • @BJJ_Richie
    @BJJ_Richie Жыл бұрын

    this was a CLASSIC CAST !!!! LOL We learned 2 things! Pete "Pats the cap!" and Sebastian has "Crest on the Chest!" LMAO !!!!

  • @krisweiner
    @krisweiner Жыл бұрын

    pete's shower methods. Amaze.

  • @anniechicas7506
    @anniechicas7506 Жыл бұрын

    I almost cried tears of joy when I heard Jimmy from Boston at the beginning of this episode. I was so bummed out when I thought you were taking his bit out of the show..

  • @denisejansma9286
    @denisejansma9286 Жыл бұрын

    You two are so effing hilarious!!!! Not losing anybody!! I’m crying

  • @arrieljohnson2009
    @arrieljohnson2009 Жыл бұрын

    When sabastian said “. Are you sending me $50!?” I screamed lol

  • @brooklyn7722
    @brooklyn7722 Жыл бұрын

    Pete, don't ever return/reject money that is given to you. It is actually a blessing. You can do something nice for her if you want to, but really not necessary, or pay it forward, meaning do something nice for someone else that does not require money unless you want to. I think that was very sweet of that lady.

  • @samuelg.mustari5044
    @samuelg.mustari5044 Жыл бұрын

    Crazy podcast …. So real … we’ve all been there … Love you guys!

  • @sandymadrid68
    @sandymadrid68 Жыл бұрын

    I call the high pressure shower head in my shower "shawshank" setting.

  • @BLeary-wv1mn
    @BLeary-wv1mn Жыл бұрын

    Just in time! I deep clean my kitchen once a week while listening to this podcast. The extra Patreon episode forces me to choose yet another room to deep clean once a month! 😊

  • @helenmaryjohnson1156
    @helenmaryjohnson1156 Жыл бұрын

    As a Flight Attendant out of OHARE ✈️✈️if I see Pete I’m going to yell “THE CAST”- be ready🤣🤣🤣

  • @rgorham
    @rgorham Жыл бұрын

    Pete....I love the white and grey background. Your tan and dark hair just POP off the screen. It's a thing of beauty......

  • @PearlJamAndBiscuits

    @PearlJamAndBiscuits

    Жыл бұрын

    I dont think he realizes how handsome he is. And of Course so is Sebastian. Both easy on the eyes 😍

  • @SedonaToursRentals
    @SedonaToursRentals Жыл бұрын

    LOL....the shower stories!! You didn't lose me...I'm in...LOL

  • @babygirl1903
    @babygirl1903 Жыл бұрын

    WoW! Nice new opening credits/intro! Absolutely love you guys! Thank you for your sharing your laughter!

  • @Chegles1
    @Chegles1 Жыл бұрын

    Pete's imagination is noteworthy, I can see how he is a great comedy writer. This podcast reminds me of The Seinfeld Show where it was about nothing. You guys can take nothingness to the nth degree.

  • @sandyshaw4900

    @sandyshaw4900

    Жыл бұрын

    And how Kramer ate in the shower to multi task lol

  • @judithnicholais1492
    @judithnicholais1492 Жыл бұрын

    Great cast --- funny funny bits -- loved the " hunge " you got from that fan Pete ..Thanks for sharing your having been acknowledged in such a lovely, heart felt way.

  • @vischetty7736
    @vischetty7736 Жыл бұрын

    As a self confessed ‘paper dabber’ it was good to know Petey is as clean as I am 😂😂 Even on NOTHING this show is funny.

  • @cynthiadorsch2367
    @cynthiadorsch2367 Жыл бұрын

    Love Sebastian. We saw him at the United Center last Christmas and the whole place was in hysterics. Very sweet at the end of the show when he brought his parents on stage. Very proud parents and a loving family.

  • @robertuhl8817
    @robertuhl8817 Жыл бұрын

    I am less embarrassed about being from Jersey every time I watch the Cast. Love The Cast keep up the priceless FREE entertainment. God Bless you guys and your families!!!!!

  • @dinoparducci6300
    @dinoparducci6300 Жыл бұрын

    “…And right after the drought is over...” 😂💀😂 pure gold!!!!

  • @rachellicee2380
    @rachellicee2380 Жыл бұрын

    "I'm doin' it for the Cast!" hahahaha awesome.

  • @Hawaiiphotoman
    @Hawaiiphotoman Жыл бұрын

    Best Cast! You two are great entertainment!

  • @alishahumphries9830
    @alishahumphries9830 Жыл бұрын

    I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life listenin’ to a podecast! 🤣

  • @jessicalalande8560
    @jessicalalande8560 Жыл бұрын

    This was the funniest one yet Lollll THANK GOD FOR YOU GUYS

  • @Jelena.Mrksic
    @Jelena.Mrksic Жыл бұрын

    And this is why you guys are THE BEST!!!! Ass washing had me LOL-ing so hard, I think I got a 6-pack! 🤣🤣🤣 P.S. Pete, I brush my teeth the same exact way! LOL And Lana at the end…EPIC!!! 💗😍🤣

  • @FukWit.
    @FukWit. Жыл бұрын

    These two are crazy. Get that lady front for seat at a show.

  • @hs-qk9qf
    @hs-qk9qf Жыл бұрын

    Oh my goodness Sebastian face looked so uncomfortable when Lana walked in like, "You are in my safe space, wtf." 😳😒 He didn't wave her in, she saw what she wanted to see.🤣

  • @SinisterFlesh66
    @SinisterFlesh66 Жыл бұрын

    Pete "I'm doing this for the bear!" LOL!

  • @mysteriopa
    @mysteriopa Жыл бұрын

    I was moved to tears by Justine's gift to Pete, WOW, then Sebastian demands half of the money, absolutely murdered me, perrrfect timing. Laughing and crying all at once, bravo!

  • @sandyshaw4900
    @sandyshaw4900 Жыл бұрын

    “Lift up your lips and power wash”-Pete 🤣🤣

  • @elizabethdias9106
    @elizabethdias9106 Жыл бұрын

    I'm always looking forward to a new episode. You guys are too funny and come up with the craziest of topics at times. Keep it up I appreciate the honesty and being genuine!

  • @lacefacethegreat
    @lacefacethegreat Жыл бұрын

    The Honeydew AND The Pete & Sebastian Show all on the SAME day? BEST TUESDAY EVER! 🤯♥️

  • @anafreire7761
    @anafreire7761 Жыл бұрын

    Please do a PO Box!!! This episode was HILARIOUS 😂 The shower descriptions had me crying. Best podcast everrrrrr

  • @l80bug11
    @l80bug11 Жыл бұрын

    I love Sebastian's expression when he's making a point. 😆

  • @robinmvd
    @robinmvd Жыл бұрын

    Awesome as always

  • @daphned311
    @daphned311 Жыл бұрын

    Love ,love ,love the Cast!! Y'all are the BEST!! Thank you for the laughs every week!

  • @marymurphy1226
    @marymurphy1226 Жыл бұрын

    Hands across the chest in the shower is a must! Especially when you start feeling achy when sick. It's because the water goes over the shoulders.

  • @camillewilkinson4343
    @camillewilkinson4343 Жыл бұрын

    LOVED Everything….As usual. Love two guys that really are having a good time laughing at their life stories. Can relate to it all, at least where my hubby is concerned - you’re telling his same quirks. Also - Very nice music outro - on point, in tone volume and texture…

  • @rfs441
    @rfs441 Жыл бұрын

    You guys crack me up-love it. And thanks for the naked Stallone pic!

  • @kellielaine5848

    @kellielaine5848

    Жыл бұрын

    I asked my husband to do the Stallone this morning in the shower.

  • @brockett90
    @brockett90 Жыл бұрын

    Best episode so far. This show gets better and better. 100 dollar bill piece brought me to tears. Crying and laughing. Lana showing up had seb shook. 🤣

  • @eveclass716
    @eveclass716 Жыл бұрын

    Omg 😂 I'm dying over here 😭 what just happened 😭 "It's just life man" 😭

  • @lisakedigh3123
    @lisakedigh3123 Жыл бұрын

    Love the PO Box idea. I am with Sebastian on the dog food, too many crazy people out there!

  • @bugsymalone199

    @bugsymalone199

    Жыл бұрын

    Don't feed your pets with anything sent to you! Too many wackos out there.

  • @moonchild9315
    @moonchild9315 Жыл бұрын

    Pete’s shower routine expression & sebastians face 🤣🤣

  • @vci65
    @vci65 Жыл бұрын

    New show looks & sounds great! You guys are hilarious together, great team!!

  • @cherylwhiting4914
    @cherylwhiting4914 Жыл бұрын

    Hilarious cast!

  • @justafryguy
    @justafryguy Жыл бұрын

    Great show! It was pretty funny!

  • @christy42069
    @christy42069 Жыл бұрын

    I died with Pete’s cupping method explanation😂

  • @staceylacey5587
    @staceylacey5587 Жыл бұрын

    LOVE PETE in GLASSES. Have been trying to get him to put them on FOREVER! Italian STUD

  • @gingersauber9081
    @gingersauber9081 Жыл бұрын

    This is one of my favorite podcasts! 😂 I love you guys!

  • @baringozi2214
    @baringozi2214 Жыл бұрын

    Every time Sebastion thinks he's losing listeners I'm dying laughing over the topic. You do the STEP UP??

  • @xaviergarza4765
    @xaviergarza4765 Жыл бұрын

    I literally listen to you guys every night I love this show at times I catch myself listening to reruns and I still catch things I didn’t catch the first time . This is my favorite all time show you guys have the best chemistry working together. Never a dull moment . Keep ‘em coming !! Xavier Garza in Corpus Christi Texas.

  • @truthteller4442
    @truthteller4442 Жыл бұрын

    19:00 Completely agree with the communal showers being *IMMENSELY WEIRD*. In high school and college I played sports and used to just wait for everyone to get done. Has nothing to do with any insecurities on my end. Not bragging, but no issues down there. lol. I just think it's extremely strange to shower naked amongst other people....especially guys. All public showers should be private stalls. Hell, I don't even take a piss at urinals anymore....too many weirdos with cameraphones. It’s all just very strange to me. I just like my privacy. Everyone should have privacy if they want it.

  • @lisahinton9315
    @lisahinton9315 Жыл бұрын

    This episode was great. I laughed a lot!

  • @elagace03
    @elagace03 Жыл бұрын

    “Are you sending me the $50” Almost killed me, people around me had to ask me if I was ok.

  • @stillholding4975
    @stillholding4975 Жыл бұрын

    One of the best casts in a while

  • @portlandsamber
    @portlandsamber Жыл бұрын

    Pete teasing putting on his glasses was like a guy in a strip club waiting for the top to come off... Let's see it, Petey, baby!! 💵 💵 💵

  • @cheryltaylor9286
    @cheryltaylor9286 Жыл бұрын

    Bagel and a cup of coffee. Brilliant. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Heaven333gemini
    @Heaven333gemini Жыл бұрын

    Hilarious content thanks

  • @graeme5060
    @graeme5060 Жыл бұрын

    "You sending me the 50?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @monica11760
    @monica11760 Жыл бұрын

    Pete you look fine in the glasses -- don't sweat it and be self conscious.

  • @jdbbs1
    @jdbbs1 Жыл бұрын

    They thought it wasn’t good… never a bad one. Don’t get all Hollywood on us😂 The Cast is like two bodies sitting on the couch shooting the shit, that’s what’s so great about it.

  • @justafryguy
    @justafryguy Жыл бұрын

    Omg Pete was HILARIOUS today!!!!

  • @kevinsmemory
    @kevinsmemory Жыл бұрын

    ❤️ you guys. Keep it up!

  • @donnahughes8575
    @donnahughes8575 Жыл бұрын

    #TeachersRule and the lady who sent the “Hunge”, “C-Note” should get free tickets to a show in her town, for a girl’s night of fun❣️

  • @1Challino
    @1Challino Жыл бұрын

    My favorite podcast. Thanks guys. You both have your little biich buds in.

  • @Menace_inc13
    @Menace_inc13 Жыл бұрын

    Always great! Best Cast ever paisans!! 🤣🔥❤️

  • @tigq1430
    @tigq1430 Жыл бұрын

    I'm in tears & 🌈 so so needed, thank you!✌💜🤣

  • @Nicegazongas
    @Nicegazongas Жыл бұрын

    There’s absolutely no compromise between husband and wife when deciding what series to watch 😂

  • @tinakeegstra5603
    @tinakeegstra5603 Жыл бұрын

    😮 Love the new and improved changes!👏👏👏

  • @walkinlight3380
    @walkinlight3380 Жыл бұрын

    I never saw my husband laugh so hard in 36 years together then when he watched one of your specials Sebastian! Friggin hilarious and I'm glad I found your show!

  • @Dbrockjohnson
    @Dbrockjohnson Жыл бұрын

    two best comedians on the planet!! GOLD

  • @davidbrotheridge10
    @davidbrotheridge10 Жыл бұрын

    ha ha ha pete washin his arse is so funny

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