The Pete & Sebastian Show - Episode 439 [FULL]

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Pete suspects bakery fraud and Sebastian tries to surround his family in barbwire!

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  • @austinsutton220
    @austinsutton2203 жыл бұрын

    Pete and Sebastian show is the highlight of my entire week!!!!

  • @tinamarie3240

    @tinamarie3240

    3 жыл бұрын

    Me too. Lol.

  • @manacfamily8725

    @manacfamily8725

    3 жыл бұрын

    Mine TOO!!!

  • @jodimorris7942

    @jodimorris7942

    3 жыл бұрын

    Me three!!!

  • @AgendaInMind

    @AgendaInMind

    2 жыл бұрын

    Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

  • @l80bug11
    @l80bug113 жыл бұрын

    I LOVE when Pete goes off! "You hike on your own turf after 70!"

  • @rasul407

    @rasul407

    3 жыл бұрын

    Omg 😆 that was soooooo funny

  • @jstank12

    @jstank12

    3 жыл бұрын

    I damn near piss myself every time he does it. Guys hil.airious

  • @doc2earth

    @doc2earth

    3 жыл бұрын

    Pete is pure podcast gold!

  • @jodimorris7942

    @jodimorris7942

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wow!! This was the funniest episode I've ever heard!! And it's FREE!! 😜

  • @kylemcgill2966

    @kylemcgill2966

    3 жыл бұрын

    I love both of them and their stand-up. But when it comes to the "Cast" Pete is by far the funniest riffer and Sebastian sets him up perfectly. Amazing Chemistry.

  • @kylemcgill2966
    @kylemcgill29663 жыл бұрын

    8:20 *The Pete rant has me in tears. Hike on your home turf after 70.*

  • @kaghtsr1

    @kaghtsr1

    3 жыл бұрын

    💯💯💯💯💯💯😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheLizardp

    @TheLizardp

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @AgendaInMind

    @AgendaInMind

    2 жыл бұрын

    Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

  • @kylemcgill2966

    @kylemcgill2966

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@AgendaInMind Beat it.

  • @susanshew2373
    @susanshew23733 жыл бұрын

    "All homemade???" You guys just crack me up!!!! And you do this for free?!!!!!! Don't ever stop these casts. . please!

  • @India_-qi6tr
    @India_-qi6tr3 жыл бұрын

    I started laughing the moment you said he fell ON THE DOG. 😂😂

  • @Preb31

    @Preb31

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well, it depends on what kind of dog it was that the old geezer fell on right. If it was a fucking chihuahua then it is a fucking funeral right there on the spot....lol

  • @corrina3528
    @corrina35283 жыл бұрын

    Hilarious! i'm in canada, so this is great its like watching to professional comedians for the price of one....I would never get to see you otherwise...you guys should really consider touring together..

  • @joannecleary249

    @joannecleary249

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm in Canada, too. I would love to see these two live together!!

  • @pepita1116

    @pepita1116

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@joannecleary249 Pete was in Montreal for the Just for Laugh Festival years ago. Yes both of them together would be great.

  • @kyrasmith5554
    @kyrasmith55543 жыл бұрын

    Oh my god I was laughing so hard I had tears streaming down my face from the guy falling into Pete's view of getting old - "I don't even know anybody...Sadie was 87, she had a good run..." almost peed my pants!

  • @MrGavinspoppop
    @MrGavinspoppop3 жыл бұрын

    I was on a treadmill at the gym ... a friend of mine came up behind me ... I turned to shake his hand ... tripped ... fell on my ass and it shot me 4 feet back to where my friend stood laughed his ass off !!!!!!!! and so did I .........LOL

  • @alexandrachertov9813
    @alexandrachertov98133 жыл бұрын

    "I'm supposed to be tearing up because he slipped on a pebble?" LMAO!

  • @gtech66
    @gtech663 жыл бұрын

    Another awesome show. Absolutely incredible. This show makes my weekend so much better.

  • @AnasCorner
    @AnasCorner3 жыл бұрын

    OMG Pete, your idea of the pipe is the sweetest thing I've ever heard. I'm crying over here. You'll never admit how much of a softy you are...love it!

  • @renejhernandez91
    @renejhernandez913 жыл бұрын

    You guys are killing it ! Thanks for the content fellas !

  • @hollyfavicchio3628
    @hollyfavicchio36283 жыл бұрын

    Pete cracked me up “enough weed to choke a Clydesdale 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lizjo7213
    @lizjo72133 жыл бұрын

    It used to be "TGIF" now it's "THANK GOD" they're back ..Pete's one liners: I might have to put my self down, just shut it down man... hysterical😂

  • @mimigiggles4199
    @mimigiggles41993 жыл бұрын

    Best free podcast ever. Just best podcast.

  • @mishkathlay
    @mishkathlay3 жыл бұрын

    "We should just stop the show now! This can't keep being free!" LOL

  • @Dbrockjohnson
    @Dbrockjohnson3 жыл бұрын

    Best show on tube man! This is gold!

  • @kevsstream6349

    @kevsstream6349

    3 жыл бұрын

    Let me make sure this is recording... Best Cast

  • @justafryguy
    @justafryguy3 жыл бұрын

    Anyone else see that there’s 10 minutes left of the video and get a little sad it’s ending soon?

  • @ssatko

    @ssatko

    Жыл бұрын

    Every time

  • @greggchristopher8901
    @greggchristopher89013 жыл бұрын

    One of the best segments yet. My wife and I went to see Pete in RI because of the cast. Kudos boys!!

  • @theanalystofeverything
    @theanalystofeverything3 жыл бұрын

    I remember when I was 40 going snowboarding and jamming down the hill and come to a sudden stop my body just slapped the snow. It happened so fast I didn't even get a chance to put out my arms. It knocked the wind out of me and snow stuck on my face and glasses I looked up making noise like some kind of monster. I go home all red like I been sunbathing all day. Hahaha

  • @greatmindsthinkalike1378

    @greatmindsthinkalike1378

    3 жыл бұрын

    I can relate with that one! 😄😄 dazed and confused

  • @Dbrockjohnson
    @Dbrockjohnson3 жыл бұрын

    Man says he’ll be 120 and don’t know anybody and my kids are dead! Bahahahahahhahahahah effin Gold

  • @mariamilathegsd8379
    @mariamilathegsd83793 жыл бұрын

    This is one of the best episodes omg!! 😂😂😂

  • @Signals_Jerry
    @Signals_Jerry3 жыл бұрын

    "Papaaa! U okk papaa!" 🤣

  • @Kriszee4
    @Kriszee43 жыл бұрын

    Aww, Lana is such a sweetheart, tearing up like that ❤ But yet, I totally understand Sebastian's humor at the situation 😂

  • @peteralvarez5573
    @peteralvarez55733 жыл бұрын

    Your combined talent makes this show unstoppable. It's always a pleasure to listen to your show, and I always make it a point to do so when nobody will distract me from the mind-saving humor. Laughing...it's the best medicine. Thank you guys for being so REAL!

  • @mindyhuntbeach8026
    @mindyhuntbeach80263 жыл бұрын

    I love you two! Just a thought - when you two are together, just watching and listening to your banter with each other would be the best. I only have one complaint, I cannot get enought of the two of you! The cast isn't long enough! The best part is one or the other of you just laughs at the other one! THE BEST! Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and much love to you and your families!

  • @ballislifesouth
    @ballislifesouth3 жыл бұрын

    Pete hiking rant is amazing

  • @RickyCoyote

    @RickyCoyote

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol. 🤙👍👍

  • @karendavis3152

    @karendavis3152

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol, your awesome!!!

  • @sherrisilvestri2581

    @sherrisilvestri2581

    3 жыл бұрын

    Boy, ur not kidding

  • @paulyy-y

    @paulyy-y

    3 жыл бұрын

    He was on fire

  • @AgendaInMind

    @AgendaInMind

    2 жыл бұрын

    Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

  • @DimiArhontidis
    @DimiArhontidis3 жыл бұрын

    “When someone disappears from the table” omg 🤣🤣🤣

  • @christined.5936
    @christined.59363 жыл бұрын

    Amazon: how come everyone is ordering pizza bags? hahah!

  • @silversteel6312
    @silversteel63123 жыл бұрын

    Let’s play Can Pete Stay Still For Two Seconds Game! Start the clock....the ponytail is the star on this one👏

  • @jaymorrison3645

    @jaymorrison3645

    3 жыл бұрын

    Can't keep his hands off the mic. He should just do the handheld like Sebastian

  • @mikem1006

    @mikem1006

    3 жыл бұрын

    Looks like he over-doing the percocets again. He looks fucked up and that coffee ain't helpin. Dude can't sit still lol.

  • @kayfoley166
    @kayfoley1663 жыл бұрын

    How about a show for New Years Eve and charge $10 or $20 to watch it? I’d definitely be in. Not spending money to eat out, or go to movies or concerts. No traveling. To have an hour or 90 min show from you two would be well worth the $!!!! Anybody else feel the same?

  • @memichaelenglish
    @memichaelenglish3 жыл бұрын

    I look forward to this every week. Makes my weekend.

  • @dougferris5678
    @dougferris56783 жыл бұрын

    Thank you guys, HAVE A GREAT CHRISTMAS! Thank you both for the best cast ever!

  • @MARY-bm6cn
    @MARY-bm6cn3 жыл бұрын

    Pete is so very supportive about all that Seb tells him he did or plans to do. Good friends are like that.

  • @vixis4760
    @vixis47603 жыл бұрын

    Holly fawk...I'm not even 10 minutes in and I'm in tears already! 🤣 Thanks guys, I needed that!

  • @vixis4760

    @vixis4760

    3 жыл бұрын

    OMG the end was even funnier!! GREAT show guys!

  • @johnhering4724
    @johnhering47243 жыл бұрын

    "Every car should come with a pizza a sleeve!" These two are the best

  • @debbiechisholm997
    @debbiechisholm9973 жыл бұрын

    I look forward to this podcast every week. You guy's are the perfect match for comedy. The way you crack each other up kills me , soooo funny. Pete has such good one liner come backs. Pure comedy Gold!!! Keep it up Guy's we truly need you. Thank You for giving us your amazing gift 😂

  • @karenlink9207
    @karenlink92073 жыл бұрын

    I literally live for this weekly!! Love you guys so much!!

  • @ashlynwhite5733
    @ashlynwhite57333 жыл бұрын

    LMAO is that a relief noise 😂😂 You’re practically a priest 🤣🤣

  • @burghstrong6878
    @burghstrong68783 жыл бұрын

    I laugh at myself falling immediately. I fell walking a dog one time and was rolling on the ground laughing.

  • @semowery
    @semowery3 жыл бұрын

    Most people need a joint in order to have such a flowing hilarious back and forth for an hour!!

  • @mishkathlay
    @mishkathlay3 жыл бұрын

    the pipe schtick is genius. Way to go. Way better than over-indulgent trees in every bedroom.

  • @MrBluoct
    @MrBluoct3 жыл бұрын

    “.... disappear from the f-in table .... “ 🤘

  • @helengreen6724
    @helengreen67243 жыл бұрын

    To all of you doubters out there please look up the story from so long ago (Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus, editorial appeared in the September 21, 1897, edition of the New York Sun), one that you know and maybe have forgotten. Don't forget to ask Santa for your very special gift. When you see Nancy...say, can I have the cupcake recipe? Sebastian, you beat me to the draw.....lol You guys are so hilarious! Pete so funny with his pony tail.......having too much fun! Merry Christmas to you two and the best in 2021!

  • @irenenarula2398
    @irenenarula23983 жыл бұрын

    This is hilarious. I'm terrible. I crap up when anyone falls.

  • @bitchtastic7
    @bitchtastic73 жыл бұрын

    Highlight of my week! One of the best so far...keep it rockin’!!

  • @deborahculver353
    @deborahculver3533 жыл бұрын

    In 1972-3, when I was 12-13 years old, my four brothers and I were playing in the basement with some kids from friends of our parents. The one boy, maybe 5-6 was starting to come down the stairs and I think his Mom was talking to him and he got distracted…we didn’t’ even know he was coming down till we hear this yell…and I’m telling you this kid was doing cartwheels down the stairs…perfect ones, man! (Luckily and I don’t know how, the kid wasn’t hurt.) But we all fell to the floor laughing our butt off. His Mom wasn’t too happy we were laughing, but come on, the kid wasn’t hurt…how he wasn’t, was a complete miracle.

  • @margogarrison2526
    @margogarrison25263 жыл бұрын

    Damn I love you guys...what a great friendship. I don't know how you do this every week, but it's always interesting as well as funny. Great comics!

  • @joannecleary249
    @joannecleary2493 жыл бұрын

    That was hilarious. Here in Toronto, Canada, we are headed for another full lockdown, so you guys keep me sane!

  • @DDAbel
    @DDAbel3 жыл бұрын

    Thank you once again for getting us through another week. Happy holidays to all!

  • @tanakeilidh384
    @tanakeilidh3843 жыл бұрын

    When I was 3 and my brother was 5, I was SO excited that Santa was coming to our house a little early just to meet us in person. As soon as Santa came in the room with me and my brother and my mom, I was so mesmerized and awestruck, so filled with all the joy and amazement my little heart could hold. Then my brother leaned over and whisperered in my ear, "That's not Santa Claus, that's DAD." I immediately saw Dad through his act and the costume. Talk about a broken heart. I don't know what hurt worse, my brother for breaking the spell, or my parents for lying to me. It can be a tough rite of passage. I don't mind anyone pointing out the humor in it, though. My dad DID make for a pretty good Santa

  • @blancagutierrez3861

    @blancagutierrez3861

    3 жыл бұрын

    Tana Keilidh your brother for being a meanni and intentionally inflicting pain on you.

  • @carolrios2660
    @carolrios26603 жыл бұрын

    Oh my goodness, I’ve never laughed so much in my life. Great job, guys!

  • @ridethelightning9
    @ridethelightning93 жыл бұрын

    Epic. Just epic! Long time Sebas fan. Didn't know Pete and thanks to this show now I do. Pete and Seb is just. A marriage from heaven

  • @mtrupiano9146
    @mtrupiano91463 жыл бұрын

    You two never fail to make me laugh, hysterical...much love to you and yours!!

  • @vwalt6804
    @vwalt68043 жыл бұрын

    I’ve never heard of ‘Santa’ ever having a pipe......Pete has his own world lol 🤣

  • @cristiannpiccininni1472
    @cristiannpiccininni14723 жыл бұрын

    Absolutely hilarious!! These pods keep getting better. It takes a lot for me to actually laugh out loud when I'm by myself and you guys had me laughing so hard, tears running down. I look forward to Saturdays to watch a new one. I wish this was on more then once a week, but then it probably wouldn't be free! Keep doing what your doing guys!!!

  • @liselcox582
    @liselcox5823 жыл бұрын

    I am balling so much. Mondays are the best day to listen to this!

  • @gaylaloza8524
    @gaylaloza85243 жыл бұрын

    Yes, it is that funny, I watch every Saturday!

  • @kevsstream6349
    @kevsstream63493 жыл бұрын

    Wow this Cast was the best! Early Xmas gift. Thanks for the many laughs.

  • @lisas5211
    @lisas52113 жыл бұрын

    Pete wins this round. Seb seems weak from laughter. lol

  • @nameyourchannel2931
    @nameyourchannel29313 жыл бұрын

    He fell on top of the dog 😂😂😂

  • @dedemillikan2401
    @dedemillikan24013 жыл бұрын

    Pete says “Did u ever see someone disappear from the dinner table” OMG IM DYING 😂😂😂 GUSHING BLOOD WITH AIDES....🤪😂😂. In 1985

  • @jerseyg2gstrong852
    @jerseyg2gstrong8523 жыл бұрын

    OMGOODNESS!! I just about pissed my pants in this CAST!! Whoo Weee needed this😁

  • @carinafemiano9805
    @carinafemiano98053 жыл бұрын

    Fav day of the week when this vid comes out! Thanks for laughs

  • @catherinetrupiano7578
    @catherinetrupiano75783 жыл бұрын

    I love you guys my side is hurting from laughter 😂 I look forward to your cast every week.

  • @Nina-zj3eq
    @Nina-zj3eq3 жыл бұрын

    I just love this podcast!! Thank you.

  • @anamcconnell9096
    @anamcconnell90963 жыл бұрын

    OMG! You guys have out done yourselves with these past few episodes! I literally peed my pants laughing. Nothing funnier than falling, myself included. I fell down my steps a few years ago and after the pain subsided, I couldn't wait to tell the stupid funny story of how I fell and couldn't get up!

  • @raymondsoliz4306
    @raymondsoliz43063 жыл бұрын

    Papa papa...papa papa! 🤣 I love this podcast I lesson to it in the morning to get me ready for my day.

  • @JFairhart
    @JFairhart3 жыл бұрын

    I was jogging one Thanksgiving weekend across a low bridge over a river, slipped on ice and slid off into the ice cold river. Laughed my ass off. On the Santa thing, a guy said he was happy to learn there was no Santa because he didn’t have to be a good boy anymore.

  • @TheLizardp
    @TheLizardp3 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for the “belly laughs”🤣🤣🤣🤣 You two are the BEST!!! Merry Christmas to you & your families🎄

  • @TheGeorge15935
    @TheGeorge159353 жыл бұрын

    "I might have to put myself down, I don't even kno anybody" 12:54 im fuckin dead lmfaoooo

  • @peteandjenlozito4757
    @peteandjenlozito47573 жыл бұрын

    Merry Chrismas! Again thank you both for the gift of laughter.

  • @ginamariano9434
    @ginamariano94343 жыл бұрын

    My god you two are the best. Sebastian rarely laughs doing stand up but when he laughs, it’s addicting!!! Love you both . Go on the road together .. in New Jersey please!!! Post covid bs :)

  • @mbkabdo
    @mbkabdo3 жыл бұрын

    Pete’s ponytail is dope 😭🙌🏼

  • @diannelutz3291
    @diannelutz32913 жыл бұрын

    Probably the best cast of 'em all! This stuff has saved me. Love you guys. I don't understand people that don't let things bother them. Or better yet they don't know enuff to. I laffed so hard out loud through the entire cast.

  • @blancagutierrez3861
    @blancagutierrez38613 жыл бұрын

    " Wacho" guy brings his own pizza bag. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @robind1217
    @robind12173 жыл бұрын

    jesus, I am only at minute 13:16 and tears are rolling down my face - when Pete talked about being 120 and wanting to be euthanized and said "I don't know anybody" I laffed until the tears came. You guys are such a perfect comedy duo, I love it

  • @jdbbs1
    @jdbbs13 жыл бұрын

    Just found this and I love Sebastian more. I love how Pete makes him crack up😂 I just watched Pete stand up👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻NEW FAVORITE PODCAST

  • @lynno1974
    @lynno19743 жыл бұрын

    omg..... Pete flicking his "pony tail" and Sebastian's face as he realizes what it is.... GOLD GOLD GOLD!

  • @johnykash6856
    @johnykash68563 жыл бұрын

    That lunch rant hit home 😂😂😂😂

  • @joannamelino9748
    @joannamelino97483 жыл бұрын

    Every single podcast you guys do is absolutely hilarious

  • @mariaangelalitwin7741
    @mariaangelalitwin77413 жыл бұрын

    You guys always make my day!! 🤣 Phenomenal! Thank you!!

  • @lucycostanzo3525
    @lucycostanzo35253 жыл бұрын

    I love you Pete and Sebastian. You guys make me so happy. I look forward to your podcast. Buon Natale.

  • @eileensharp808
    @eileensharp8083 жыл бұрын

    I listen to you guys on my lunch break....I don't want nobody cutting my break short 🤣🤣🤣

  • @margogarrison2526
    @margogarrison25263 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂. Lana...he fell on the dog...the chin strap...". I don't think I could have even waited to see if he was ok...

  • @bridge30b24
    @bridge30b243 жыл бұрын

    The slow motion images of him on the dog falling😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sherrylynne8836
    @sherrylynne88363 жыл бұрын

    There's always a laugh after a fall and you know everyone's alright. lol I mean Lord. I don't know if there's anything funnier. It plays back in my mind. I got an ab workout laughing even within the first 10 minutes. Thanks for that.

  • @justafryguy
    @justafryguy3 жыл бұрын

    Funny story, I fell in front of my house, broke two bones, one in each hand...my husband, son and I, once I was all cast up and on pain meds...we watched my fall on the doorbell video camera and had a great laugh...tripping and falling is hilarious!

  • @chrislanepuente9466
    @chrislanepuente94663 жыл бұрын

    Pete you are killing it. Charge! I’d pay.

  • @hollyfavicchio3628
    @hollyfavicchio36283 жыл бұрын

    Can’t wait til next one! MerryChristmas guys.

  • @Sharoncat2008
    @Sharoncat20083 жыл бұрын

    Just what Greg and I needed this week. The Santa story is right on. We laughed the entire time and the falling down, America's Funniest Videos make an entire show of it. Have a great weekend. We love you. I might try drinking a bottle of Amaretto. You think I could get wasted with that? LOL.

  • @samuelrivera4542
    @samuelrivera45423 жыл бұрын

    This skit reminded me of Eddie Murphy's depiction of his grandmother falling down a flight of stairs and he adds the sound effects with it. And her falling down took a long time. It was hysterical!!! Phoom, boom-boom, bang, crash, phoom-phoom-boom!! "Jesus Christ, Lord, help me!" Phoom-crash, bomm-boom. "My shoe!" "Jesus Christ, Lord, help me!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @andreacromartie3853
    @andreacromartie38533 жыл бұрын

    Amazing cast, laughed so much. Makes my day every time!

  • @hollyfavicchio3628
    @hollyfavicchio36283 жыл бұрын

    You guys were definitely on tonight! Thanks for the laughs! ( for FREE)

  • @bonniecolgan944
    @bonniecolgan9443 жыл бұрын

    Love you guys! You're the highlight of my week!

  • @lesliewoodward7752
    @lesliewoodward77523 жыл бұрын

    Mr. CORREALE takes the "cake" on comedy for this 439 Cast !! I gotta go take my lunch now........

  • @psra8er512
    @psra8er5122 жыл бұрын

    All these podcasts are absolutely hysterical! It's funnier than stand up comedy. Pete is right about it being free. They keep this up, soon we'll have to enter our credit card number to be able to view it. Lol

  • @susanthom4039
    @susanthom40393 жыл бұрын

    You guys are so cute, so glad your keeping old school Italian stories. My heritage is Italian and Sicilian grew up with same family traditions, miss is. Keep up the good work I really appreciate the humor, I relate.

  • @Cjga1114

    @Cjga1114

    Жыл бұрын

    I love these guys too , My Dad is Italian and Sicilian and my Mom is Irish! We grew up in the Bronx! Pizza snobs we are 🤣😎

  • @babygirl1903
    @babygirl19032 жыл бұрын

    Just fantastic show! Love sharing the laughs... Thank you such wonderful entertainment. 😎

  • @jeannec8053
    @jeannec80532 жыл бұрын

    Advertisers should pay for ads here. These two are gold.

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