Maybe the father didn't move because he didn't want anyone to steal his seat 😂

@A-L-o

2 жыл бұрын

We need watts dad for man-arios. Or what whatev you do how biscuit says it lol

Pete, you make every subject hilarious!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@georgecoutermarsh6542

2 жыл бұрын

Love Pete

@82cj8

2 жыл бұрын

TF,...... is tthat a guy? Get the goggles, get the goggles!....... Can't beat pete, he draws it in then POW, kills it!!!

LOL to Pete's comment about Watts' dad being the only one who saw the half time show!!

One of the best podcasts in existence!

They're back!! Love this show!

I love when you guys almost forget the cameras are even there and we just get to watch 2 guys having a great time laughing their asses off 🤣

@questioneverything7582

2 жыл бұрын

The Germ Theory was never actually proven to be 100% accurate, yet the trillion dollar medical industry is entirely based on that theory. What's the CAUSE of death in people with this "virus"? Does their brain explode? Does their heart stop beating? The CAUSE of death is still pneumonia. Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". You DEVELOP it, just like you develop cancer. It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something. Think of it like an internal wound that you can't see, but when it starts to heal (when the traumatic event dissipates), the healing of the wounds in the lungs will cause pain, mucus, blood, fever, headaches, coughing, etc. The cause of death from Small Pox wasn't acne-like cysts. That's not enough to kill anyone. The cause of death was PNEUMONIA. A specific death fright soldiers and Indians felt due to them attacking each other during this traumatic period in time. These were the only people who had Small Pox. A vaccine only stopped the acne cysts from forming, which is basically a histamine response. Pneumonia still develops and cannot be stopped or vaccinated against. It's like trying to vaccinate your body to prevent it from healing a bruise or a cut. You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event. Governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights, thus CAUSING all the illnesses, aka Boogey Virus, in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pasteur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. The US is following an outdated theory that's 100 years old and has not questioned or retested that "science" since then. They believed In witches and curses back then!! Could it be because a Ca-Zillion dollar medical industry profits on following an outdated "science" model?! They've been using the same cancer "treatment" for 80 YEARS. They can't think of something besides POISON in all this time?!?! So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have the "scary virus", and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it.

For your child to have that level of greatness, I have to be involved and..... I have a problem with that. Omg, too funny Pete.

Pete was on fire this episode. “The only person that watched the halftime show was JJ Watts dad.” Lol

Peter : “your suite is now un-booked “🤣😂

"Hey Watt, aren't those you'r tickets? who you got up in there, Benedict Arnold?" Petes 1000 page George Washington book is making him quite the historian and that's hilarious

Really enjoyed this. Anyone else talking about football-related stuff I would fast forward, but you guys crack me up no matter the subject. I think you two could talk about watching ice freeze for an hour and it would make me laugh out loud. Especially enjoyed the talk about previous jobs you two had. The one about asking the girl out, while you wore a hair net. Priceless. You never did say if the girl said yes or not.

@susanshew2373

2 жыл бұрын

And that means me. . . FF

Dude Sebastian needs to invite Pete more often to these events!! Pete did you say you were going to get a little Botox love you guys fucking made me laugh thank!!!

@racheller8753

2 жыл бұрын

What happened with Sades date, boyfriend??

@racheller8753

2 жыл бұрын

Just watched the new episode on Spotify!! Laughed out loud the entire time, their normal conversation makes me laugh! ❤️🖤❤️❤️

The parrot scene. I’ve been laughing a long time! It’s like working at a restaurant that requires you to sing and you suck at singing! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sebastian starts it and Pete finishing it at the end... Of literally anything they talk about keeps me here every time!!! 2 hysterical dudes that fit perfectly😂

LOOOOVE !!!! IT truly feels like I am spending time with 2 fabulous friends of mine !!!!! You both are just the best ! Pete , you are the slam dunk to the finish line ! and to Sebastian, in the hairnet, did you get a yes on the date ask ????? Thank you So much for the terrific drop in ! All the best, marcia

Always laugh at you both laughing. So enjoyable.

I enjoy Sebastian. I go to see his standup when he plays in my state. He’s hilarious. However, I listen to The Cast because Pete makes my side hurt and my cheeks sore when he’s just riffing being himself. So happy that I found Pete via Sebastian because he truly is remarkable and real.

I LOVE this podcast! It never fails to crack me up ... out loud. Every. Episode.

I love that I laugh out loud every cast. Feels good. Keeping me young. Come a long way since "pirate job". What great friends u r & what great chemistry.

The best show! My stomach killing me from laughing 😂

Please don't change the show. This is the best incarnation of The Cast that can exist. No one else involved, no other stupid songs or silly sounds, just the way it is right NOW, is the best. I've been watching older episodes and I've never had to fast forward so damn much, than I do with the older episodes-with other people involved like they were. No Lou, no Hank, just Pete and Sebastian and a LOT of laugher. It works just fine right now!

You’re both amazingly naturally funny! Sets u apart from other comedians, thanks for all the laughs and your hard work

Good times at my little league game back in 1977. I was 11 years old. Chubby kid from SI NY…..My dad had to throw in some of his humor too.. I’d hit the ball, so I’d be starting my run around the bases... My father had to yell out in front of all the other parents : Come on Ant, take the piano off your back !! Such great memories….

My wife and I just love the cast,look forward to a new one every week. You guys are our favorites. We laugh so loud and hard out cheeks hurt! It is a good way to relax at night!😁😂

"That's why we'll never go live" 😂

Love this show!!! Can't wait until next surprise show. 😁

“You ain’t doin knee in my town, guy.” 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Loved the cast, as always, I've been waiting 2 weeks for this episode. Rough week, I NEEDED a laugh. Thank you for bringing a smile to my face today.

OMG.! Finally! I have waiting, seems like forever! Love all your casts. Your friend Kathy from Montgomery NY

This just made my day

Thanks guys, what an amazing episode!

Yes!!!! You guys are back.

Bout time!!! Missed you two- FBI- 🇮🇹---Pittsburgh❤💚

Don’t act like your not used to a suite at this point , for Christ sakes you hosted the MTV teen awards or whatever the hell it is 😂

Chew on bark from a walnut tree lol

Love you guys. Pete is my man

Always waiting for THIS notification! Great show!

“You’re not gonna get a knee in my town guy” 🤣🤣🤣

Finally something to watch on KZread, thanks guys

Way to keep me in suspense! A little bit more sounds awesome

Just simply hilarious! Professional celebrities on stage, yet so down to earth on the cast. Can't stop watching, and the hour goes by so fast. I'm originally from Chicago, and I can reminisce about all the places Sebastian mentions growing up. Great stuff, keep it going!

Pete: We all know you'll never make fun of anybody with a job. Except for Timmy the bagger.

Love !Love! Love you guys ,Had to stop just to tell you ,"Ship bark from Italy" So F'n funny!

This is funny. I got on a plane once and someone was in my seat. I was thinking Wtf, now I have to talk to this guy. Without skipping a beat my buddy who was with me yelled. "hey Chief this isn't a fucking bus. Get into your own seat." The guy didn't even look at us. He got up and left. I couldn't stop laughing.

Non-stop comedy gold

Pete re: routing for a team. You're exactly correct!

The cheerleader conversation was freaki'n GOLD. Keep it up fellas

Keep this up, you guys are awesome 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

Thank you Sirs💯😁

Love the cast, you both are so funny😂😂😂

Another great and funny show. Thanks

@24:50... listen really close to Pete's response... 😆 🤣 It's like he lived with a unicorn.

Yes guys amazing cast

I am laughing so hard Thank you cause I really needed to laugh. Love Love Love you both

Pete KILLS me 🤣🤣

Pete & Sebastian: We have a Surprise Next show.. Me: WE'RE GETTIN DJ LOU BACK!!!!!!

@FreshFusionZ

2 жыл бұрын

That would be tremendous

Love love love you guys!😘😘😘😘😘

Pete: It's like getting mad at a car for being a gas car. I was made a gas car. I don't know anything about electric.

As always, fun funny cast!♥️☮️

I’m loving the Pete and Sebastian show. These two are the funniest👍. I’ve always loved Sebastian, but didn’t know who Pete was, have now learned everything I can find about Pete, and got to say, he’s hilarious too😂😂loving Pete and Sebastian, keep the laughs coming👍😂😂

Out in the parking lot chilling love it.

I love these guys period

Aww I listened to this one on Spotify days ago. New one tomorrow I guess.

Great podcast guys

The cast baby

you forgot to do the cliff hanger about Sadie in school....

omg!! The Payless, black, lace up shoes!! Are you frickin' kidding me! I love you brother from another mother...xo

Payless shoes. Lol

Yayyy just the perfect way to sit down and spend my Saturday afternoon! about to watch right now thanks guys!

@000_x9

2 жыл бұрын

Sat?

@Dr_KAP

2 жыл бұрын

@@000_x9 yes?

@h-bdgr-grizzly8276

2 жыл бұрын

Ain’t it Friday? 👀

@h-bdgr-grizzly8276

2 жыл бұрын

Aussie?

@kickinpickles4632

2 жыл бұрын

It's Friday

Hilarious as Always 🤣👍🇦🇺

A-HOY MATEE OTFRLMFAO !!!! You guys are number freaking 1

...and when you pick up your outfit don't forget the fucking parrot 🤣

"I would havfta have an injury to my leg to walk as slow as my wife" lol 52:00

Lol Cari and the hair net!

Every woman I know wants to find those pants that Lana had on.

Sebastian says he doesn't do graphic tee shirts them wears a sweater that says "healthy body healthy mind" HAHAHAHA love the show, listen to old episodes constantly, keep it up gents

🤗👍Great podcast as always!! Can't wait for the announcement!! Until next time...late!! 🙂🤟💚

This show is getting more and more popular every week!

I cried Laughing!

Go Packers Go!!

Good laughs guys 😅

Hey Amazing Soul's Great to have you back🙃

Man both of you are awesome! Big fan of Sebastian stand up and love Pete in The Crew and Kevin Can Wait. Keep up the good work of comedy gentlemen

Awwww yeah!!!! Their back baby!!!!

❤watchin Sebastian 😂@ pete it's like his nite off😂

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!😂 No Pom Poms! ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶

Fantalia and the parrot scene. You guys are awesome and always have me in stiches. Love the mug, Pete, eventhough I know you're not a cat guy (but a lot of your fans probably are; my hubby's a dog guy, so I get it)

It’s time to start a Patreon!

I like it nice video

Finally! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Now those were were funny stories! Reminds me of the older classics like the fly with a note on it and Josh Brolin burning his asshole 🤣🤣

I’ve said before and I’ll say it again, how is Pete not as famous as Sebastian is beyond me! Funny, funny, funny. I laugh my ass off every episode! This is the best podcast on the internet!

Love Pete!! Shout out to Ferdonia NY. BEST PODCAST ON THE INTERNET and its FREE.

You are so right. 1980’s we would go to Soldier Field with a full 10 gallon cooler filled with lemonade and vodka

I love your show you too. :)

Me and my husband have that problem with walking together I’m of the mindset of let’s get where we’re going ASAP. He walks slow so we just decided that he’ll meet me there.

Sebastian....it WAS a slap in the face to Watt and his very generous gift....as Pete said, suspish. He gave you FOUR tix man! And you tried to leave early....Pete's got you on this one....did you wear a Rams hat too? 😂😂

That's what it must be like to be with that guy all the time.....that's what we're all thinking listening to you two. Like.... could my husband be this funny with his friends?????

Hah the music in between plays....I think the exact same when I go to a hockey game. Every spare second has to be filled with crappy EDM music.

I was looking for your podcast, couple hrs ago. Glad it finally popped up. Awesome. Listening now. 😃