"How did we back ourselves into this shit? I get being lonely Christmas morning . . . . " LOL, Pete you kill me.

It boggles my mind the guys don’t get a million views every pod... funniest podcast in the game!

Can you not vacuum. "That went way smoother then I thought" lmao😂😂😂

These dudes are real friends,honest with each other they don't blow smoke,that's respected.

The chemistry between these guys off the charts. Pete is gold.

@pattikirke

Жыл бұрын

It is hilarious, I say practice what you preach!!

Love how Pete makes Sebastian laugh!!!! I love to hear the male perspective on this stuff.

@lauriegrimmond6811

3 жыл бұрын

Me too! Classic!

You guys need a National Geographic special, no kidding. My favorite slices of your show are kinda based around the innocence of you guys not knowing where funking panda bears come from. You guys have a grandiose brotherhood and share an odd attention span. That is why I love this show. You guys start out with picnic etiquette but end up with squirrels and a handicapped parking debate or a three legged dog outside the convenient store. Bless y’all and your family. Humor is a noble gift to share

@elizajanemartin9560

3 жыл бұрын

amen

Pete was on a roll!!!! “Yeah you may be a little lonely Christmas morning” 😂😂😂😂

Watching how Sebastian just looks at Pete is priceless. Like he's thinking. "What the hell is gonna come out of his mout now" like a crazy cousin of his.

LOL oh my gosh tears are streaming down my face and I'm dizzy from laughing so hard listening to Pete tell Sebastian "but then you gotta worry that the Chipolte bowl might pull into your driveway one morning and say it wants more out of the relationship". LOL !!!

Pete yelling at his family is always HILARIOUS

"She's raising your kids, you're never going to win." Pete, you're right. That should be on a monument somewhere.

@lisas5211

3 жыл бұрын

lmaooooo

Pete is pure madness and the way he makes Sebastian laugh kills me...

Thank GOD for this stuff. 🙏🏻Please🙏🏻don’t ever quit this gig!

Pete and Sebastian cracking up cracks me up.

Oh my G. This is exactly what I needed especially during the pandemic. Can’t even quote one particular thing because I keep nodding my head to EVERY single thing you guys are talking about! Great show guys!

Dealing with a divorce ( affair/s?) after thirty four years and you two had me laughing!! Now that is funny and healing....Pete, love the standing up and calling out “guy!” This cast keeps it real.... blessings to you and your lovely and very blessed wives,,,

@sammilabozzetta8324

Жыл бұрын

I hope you're doing okay , sending love and light xo

@Karenmorford

Жыл бұрын

@@sammilabozzetta8324 What beautiful words of sentiment…thank you Sammi…my maidan name has me renewed…Karen Morford!! Bright Blessings to you!

I'm still new to your show, and so far I'm loving it! The sarcasm, the convos,and just keeping it real is a total blessing!!!

Pete doing “ the tone “ of women hahahaha so good

@zahrasalem4340

3 жыл бұрын

It was soooo accurate too LOL 😆

😂😂People say Stay Woke, I say " I'm already up" 😂😂💯

@annhatton1981

3 жыл бұрын

That line was hysterical.....a future classic 🤣

@TheLizardp

3 жыл бұрын

I LMAO at that one! Pete is hilarious 😂🤣🤣💯‼️

@vanessa9225

3 жыл бұрын

NO JOKE THAT SHIRT WOULD BE DOOOPE🤣 "woke? im already up" I BEEN UP🤣🤣

"Wait, wait, wait.....you showcase it on the side of your plate ?"....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@daynakunkel5312

3 жыл бұрын

I died at that!!!

@lowelljohnson8666

3 жыл бұрын

If its a problem, buy good filet mignon with no gristle and perfectly spaced marbling.

I love the conversation went from talking about bickering with the wife’s to watching you two bicker at each other haha

Pete: “can I just TRY a new move!?” 😂😂

@quickHitter5080

3 жыл бұрын

"What's WroNg?"

@nancybriguglio-butsinas2574

3 жыл бұрын

The best line!!

Best show out there. This is free 😎😎😎😎

@Soulofagreathero

3 жыл бұрын

What are you stupid do you want them to lock it behind patreon or something

@thatguyovathere8684

3 жыл бұрын

@@Soulofagreathero bro its a salute to Petes late father . ITS A MEMORABLE MOMENT ! AND THEY LOVE THEIR FANS WE ARE LIKE EXTENDED FAMILY THEY WOULDN'T DO THAT

@marinashahq7967

3 жыл бұрын

OMG 😳. I’m like Sebastian!! My brother put his gum on the side of the plate and I lost my mind 🤯. I can’t stand any pre-chewed food on anyone’s plate at the table. Cut your food and determine what should go in your mouth first, so there’s nothing coming out of your mouth later! Come on, we all sit at the table and see others, so let’s behave in front of our loved ones.

@marinashahq7967

3 жыл бұрын

Tray Amlactin body lotion from Costco for ingrown hair. My hairs are too fine and can’t penetrate the skin to come out so I have to help the hair pierce through the skin and not cause a small abscess around the follicle.

@ellemim2239

3 жыл бұрын

I 💚when Pete makes Sebastion giggle!!🤣

25 minutes in and it’s already the best cast yet.

@cheezywizard5292

3 жыл бұрын

Every cast is the best cast yet. Getting even better each time!

@mindyhuntbeach8026

3 жыл бұрын

They get better every time!

@vickieristau6934

3 жыл бұрын

I agree

@greasyfart1536

3 жыл бұрын

It sucks when they bring up being catholic or naked men. Thats when i gotta change it

I love hearing the husband-side of the story. As a wife, I admit we inadvertently start to treat our husbands as another kid. Like Sebastian said, we all got our quirks and not so great traits.

@janelemerise4268

3 жыл бұрын

That's because they are another kid.

@francesrose4585

6 ай бұрын

Yep!

We have to get this sub count up somehow. These guys need to be heard by more.

@1veryfunnygirl

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like I belong to the coolest secret club ever tho!!! 😎😍🤣

Pete always says: “ I don’t wanna interrupt you I just wanna say...” and then he speaks for three minutes...🤣🤣🤣

@anitafischer9714

6 ай бұрын

Sebastian never loses his train of thought tho! Fascinating!

I don’t say this lightly. This is the best opening half hour in the history of the show.

@mrglass3617

3 жыл бұрын

I have to agree with you there. This is definitely one of my favorite episodes

@pattikirke

Жыл бұрын

I have been laughing since it began!!!

Came for Sebastian but loving how quick and funny Pete is!

Great cast. You reminded me how much I love living with me and my dog after being divorced for 6 years.

Fellas, the timing of the marital discussion is crazy. Glad to hear I'm not the only one. Thanks for the laughs

Fellas keep it coming ,we need an HBO special !

Pete- squat Jumps? I don't jump 🦘 🤣

Pete: I’m just trying to chew gum guy and I can’t pull that off. 😂😂

This was hysterical and a pleasure to watch a truly Inspiring Friendship!

To be honest, prior to finding this “cast”, I was not aware of Pete as a comic. I got to say I friggin love him! Funny as all hell. I laugh out loud all the way through this cast! Great show guys. I’m going to look up Pete’s stuff. Funny, funny guy

@alexsmith7492

3 жыл бұрын

I'm in the same boat. I'd love to see Pete as a guest on other comedian's podcasts. He's unbelievable.

@greasyfart1536

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah he is funny. Wish he would give up the catholic wannabe thing. Good works dont get you to heaven and hes soo dumb to believe that

@bc67

3 жыл бұрын

Same here and I agree. He's very good in this setting and their chemistry is good. I like that they don't always agree on things.

@michaeltroy2587

2 жыл бұрын

@@greasyfart1536 what does that have to do with anything

@christianlong1217

2 жыл бұрын

Bill burr had him on his podcast a few years ago, its a great episode.

This was especially hysterical. You guys are in so much trouble! Love the brotherhood.

Why does Seb not have his own show again just talking about his life, just like Ray Ramono did and Pete can play his best friend. These two are golden. The "tone" convo was hilarious. Tim Allen had an episode back in the day on Home Improvement called "the look", hilarious. Also Seb our kids mirror us so your daughter being so loving with her babies is a good thing and yes it will be a slow burn in terms of when she will let that go. Our daughter wanted us to buy a car seat for her baby so she was safe in the car. We went to a thrift store, picked one up, and yes put it in the car!

@donate1sttt

3 жыл бұрын

Laughing 😅 historically Love your podcast. Get your TV show, both of you are the stars. Seb take Pete on road with you!

@sherrygenovese1

3 жыл бұрын

I’d watch that in a heartbeat!!!!

@aasharagracesherrikeikilan4962

2 жыл бұрын

Yes!!

@aasharagracesherrikeikilan4962

2 жыл бұрын

Yes for a show with these two

I have been married for 40 years. We all have our corks.. It's called compermise and understanding. Yes, I use a napkin.. Its called proper manners.

Pete: "I want to get t-shirts that say 'I'm already up!" LOL

I believe I have Sicilian in my DNA. After hearing Sebastian explain how he doesn't like being told what to do, I thought, damn I am the same way. No matter how nice the suggestion, I hear it totally different. I love this show... I'm addicted & I have to have my fix of Pete & Sebastian everyday... Give these guys a podcast or show or something. They deserve it.... Love you guys...

@1Challino

2 жыл бұрын

Same

Best comedy podcast out there. 👍

The best one in a while, this one i could tell they were completely themselves and genuinely laughing

Is it just me, or does Sebastian always sound like someone just woke him up from a deep sleep?! You guys are really great, thanks for the laughter. Gotta love Pete!

I love hearing the man’s side of an argument and how you both differ on topics and we get to hear each of your cases. 👍🏼 My husband and I look forward to each cast and laugh like crazy!

I’m SKY HIGH listening to this and literally spitting my Thai food out. By FAR the absolute funniest episode I’ve ever heard and I’ve listened to everyone! From the “ FAAAAAAK” that Sebastian softly whispers as he gets up for any little bs task. Or it’s the fact that Pete spits his chewed up meat out on his plate like any Midwestern family member would. However it’s just not CLASSSSSY enough for good ol Sebastian. For a Wisconsin man and retired veteran I can truly say this show is the best on the market and y’all always seem to make me laugh and help keep my mind in a positive and funny state! Thank you 🙏

" Wives and Problems " Thats a whole new podcasts by itself . 🤣🤣🤣

Pete’s side rants are the best 🤩 😂

Bravo gentlemen! EXCELLENT! LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE...keep up the great conversation! ❤️🤙🏼🇺🇸

3:50am in London UK, checking through the night!! So worth it!

“It’s all in the TONE....” 😂

You guys are like brothers....talking, laughing, agreeing, then bickering and then talking again. Love it!

"Is that a problem?" is a classic 😂

My single life doesn't sound so bad. Thanks

@DomVelando

3 жыл бұрын

hhahaha yeah dude being reminded of all the little passive aggressive things that kill your soul

Pete talking about farting was fucking hilarious!

You guys are the marriage whisperers! So funny but so true.

I get as excited as a kid at christmas when i see a new show posted

Laughing my ass off - Welcome to the married life - It's a slow honorable existence of patience

@brat1276

3 жыл бұрын

My patience ran out lol lasted a good ten and a bad 8 :)

Pete you’re killing it with cement shoes on the 🌚 floor

Omg. Thoroughly enjoyed every minute of this. Truly needed this laugh. There’s not too much funny about the world right now... you guys are pure GOLD. Thank you. Love the relationship you two share! Great rapport. Pete, your faces crack me up.. especially while Sebastians telling a story! 😂🤣

I'm with Sabastian with the spitting food out at the table. Specially displaying what was so disgusting you couldn't swallow it on your plate 😂

One of the best I've seen in this new era. The marriage material is so funny and insightful and honest. And Sebastian's father's morning noise killed me. By the way, putting the ads near the technical difficulty section? Classy.

I'm with sebastian, you dont regurgitate FAT into your hand and "showcase" it on your plate. Nasty.

Pete and Sebastian....you guys are fearless as well as hysterical!! Thanks for sharing again! Be Well❤️❤️

Thank you Pete and Sebastian ! Another happy and entertaining show I enjoyed again this week ! God bless you 🙏 guys Amen !

It is too good to be free These should be a series of dialogues on the stage with tickets starting from 50 $

Pete is a funny bastard. And Sebastian is a great story teller. Peanut butter and jelly

Pete’s sweaters always look mad comfy

Jesus, I'm a HUGE Sebastian fan and I didn't even know this podcast existed. What the hell?! How did I not know of this sooner?

@Alexandra-qh5bw

3 жыл бұрын

They have been doing it for 8 years! Archives of gold!

@A-L-o

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome kid! Layyyyyyta!

@lauriegrimmond6811

3 жыл бұрын

@@Alexandra-qh5bw 8 yrs??? I thought they just started!

LOVE THIS CAST!! 🇮🇹❤ Even though I'm a woman, as a fellow Sicilian, I totally relate to you Sebastian, I think it's a Sicilian thing lol 😆 Like "don't TELL me what to DO!!!!" ever since I was a kid and it gets worse the older I get lol

@chrisleonard1931

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha yup, Sicilian!! Respect lol

This one was more of a funny lesson for the young fellas rather than just entertainment Edit: even in the most prestigious restaurants is better to spit in a napkin and hide it, rather than get up and spit in the bathroom

That loose cap/open boxes conversation going on in so many homes.

Sebastian is my Mom reincarnated lol. She was old school shanty Irish but her rules to live by were lace curtain Irish lol.I would have never ever dared to spit at the table lmao. Thank you guys for another hysterical jaunt down memory lane.

heres one for you fellaz...i accidently washed my earbuds in the washing machine and figured they were toast..nope, they still worked and actually sounded more crisp!! true story. you guys have a lot of good talk about everyday guy stuff..keep doing what youre doing b/c it really is real worth the hour or so listening to you two..Thank you 🤜🏼🤛🏼

Pete polishing off a pint of pistachio at midnight.

The most common conversation in my house is “I’m not a mind reader!” His response? “after 27 years you should know...” 😉😜 My bad habit? Having multiple salad dressings open & needing to “try” the new one.

I’m a 74 year old. Italian. My childhood stated ...”what goes in your mouth better stay there. ,” As a child I would have to stay at the table for hours until I muscled that piece of fat down my throat.

@sherrisilvestri2581

3 жыл бұрын

But NO elbows, right? Lol lol

@sithebugguy3193

3 жыл бұрын

I would put the food down my pants then dump them out in the bathroom.

@Stephlovesnapping

3 жыл бұрын

@@sithebugguy3193 🤣

@hs-qk9qf

3 жыл бұрын

@@sithebugguy3193 👖🚽😂🤣

"Ya it would be a little lonely on Christmas morning.."Brilliant!!

What a superb show, laughing so hard, my eyes teared up! 🤣🤣I love how Pete & Sebastian can disagree or have a different interpretation of something, yet they talk it about with a comedic dialogue🤗🤗.....ITS HILARIOUS, INGENIOUS AND YOU CAN SEE HOW MUCH RESPECT THEY HAVE FOR ONE ANOTHER ."....A CLASS ACT, NO DOUBT ABOUT IT! 🌟🌟👏👏Love this podcast-look forward to it every week. I do not begin to understand how much work goes into doing a podcast, but Pete and Sebastian it is greatly appreciated! Thank you🥰🥰....Be safe, Be well✌️✌️😁😁

Hands down best episode, never laughed so hard...

This one was pure gold guys. I was laughing all the way to work. Thank you!

Little girls always talk to their dolls like they’re real!! They talk for two different dolls too! Little girls have this great imagination! 😂😂 I bug my sons and husband by gasping at things. We’re driving along, I gasp, my husband is like, “What!?!!”. I’ll say, “That’s a beautiful house!” I’m lucky they haven’t thrown me out of the car! 😂😂😂

thank God u got married Sebastian bc this material is SO FUNNY and relatable! 🙌

Listened to the podcast earlier but had to see the video version! Thank you both! Weekly SOP. :)

I’m half-Irish too.. we dye the river green in Sweet Home Chicago❣️ Irish-Italian kids are beautiful too...

Pete: a chick from Cleveland! so funny!

I would love for your wives to do a podcast together in rebuttal of this cast.. I’m laughing my ass off however I talked back to you guys more than ever!!

Gentlemen...I had to log in specifically to comment...this was one hell of a cast this week. I have never laughed so hard and so consistently as I did with this week’s installment. Thank you so much for the effort, consistency and COMMITMENT to this podcast. In these times, WE NEED IT. You’re performing a public service and we, your dedicated fans, appreciate it. Again, funniest cast yet. Thank you.

Midnight in Florida. Grabbed my Vape with Pete and Sebastian. Yes.. life is good.

@cmh9932

3 жыл бұрын

🙋🏾‍♀️Same

@quickHitter5080

3 жыл бұрын

@Tom S THC Vape isn't bad

@Amy-qe8br

3 жыл бұрын

@Tom S better than cigs! We all have our vices 😉

@briandaniels8945

3 жыл бұрын

The irony of toms comment lol

@TheMajor8478

3 жыл бұрын

@Tom S No need to reply to someone who's too dumb to know when to use "your" and "you're" . So so dumb. Go to school kid.

"oh no...postmates just cancelled our order!" Lmao

Sebastian! Leaving the dinner table to dispose of meat fat is top level classy move! Impressed! 😎 Great show as usual ❤️❤️ xx

33:20 I love both of their reactions to each other on the spitting out the meat thing, I was in tears listening to this at work

Still laughing over last week’s cast!!! And now here they are again!!!❤️❤️

I thumb through the phone to get tired at 1 am...I run into this video now I'm wired! Love it... New subscriber

Wouldn’t be able to sit across from someone spitting food back onto plate and leaving it there. But if I had to I’d like it to be Pete. Love you both

OMG!!!! This is GOLD! 😂😂😂😂😂

I can identify with a lot of what you guys were talking about that are things my husband does - all the questions/overreacting to things... Hilarious! Love you guys!

How have I lived before knowing PETE ???. COMIC GENIUS !!!

You two are amazing, thanks for all the laughs. We all need them right now. ❤️😉