The Pete & Sebastian Show - EP 540 "New Year's Resolutions/Marriage" (FULL EPISODE)
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New Years resolutions and things in marriage that go unseen!
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Pete takes criticism in one of the best ways possible. Instead of getting hung up or deflecting or denying. Pete really is the guy to hang with and my only wish is that he got more credit and love than he currently does. That’s a get a beer with dude. Such a good and funny man! 😂 👏
@dharmadharma3960
Жыл бұрын
Heart of gold
@nickk4010
Жыл бұрын
The opposite of Sebastian 😅
@juliewayseer
Жыл бұрын
MAD RESPECT, PETE!
@lauragee3365
Жыл бұрын
Your the best Pete!
@IDgal1966
Жыл бұрын
My thought exactly!
Maniscalco looking like an Albanian Cafe owner in that tracksuit.
@dianaw451
Жыл бұрын
So true, lol
@cmh9932
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm actually acquainted with an Albanian Cafe owner truer words have never been spoken💯
@ImaStewBdooooo
Жыл бұрын
OMFG 🤣😆😂
@albrown1812
Жыл бұрын
😂
@J_Ghotier
Жыл бұрын
So funny and true. The only thing I couldn’t decide to what you referenced was is the color of said tracksuit the right color or not. I pictured a slightly different color, but totally get what you’re saying. Funny nonetheless 😂
The chemistry between these two, is unbelievable: “You know what's gross? A stepfather” 🤣
@IDgal1966
Жыл бұрын
Man I have to say Lona has no idea what such a great man... looking after her with water & tylenol, only if I knew what it is like to have a man in my life to look after me like that. I hate to say but it seems Sébastien and Lona ( sp? ) may not be on quite the same wave length, sure they have 2 beautiful children, etc... but as a couple some things just don't jive. I only wish one day I could find a man that thinks about me the way Sébastien does with his and to be appreciated for what he does as well. Love you guys Pete & Sébastien!!!! 💞
@jodypowell342
Жыл бұрын
I totally agree! I'd be icked out! Thank god they don't do that around me!!!
@judygrancich3756
Жыл бұрын
That line was hilarious!!!
Sebastian is living his best life Rocky 3. While Pete is the mick keeping Rock grounded in reality.
Pete is hiding cookies in his pocket from Jackie.😂😂😂
@MS-bs8dd
Жыл бұрын
I totally get that 😂
@J_Ghotier
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 …I’m assuming he probably won’t be as much going forward after Jackie hears this, haha
@bigmon19
Жыл бұрын
I don’t think he’ll ever get out of the doghouse for telling the world she was about to eat pasta that had just fell in wood chips.😂😂😂
@Happy2bme2dae
Жыл бұрын
@@bigmon19 LoL! I was thinking the same thing. She probably beat him up after that 🤣
@NewTeacher4993
Жыл бұрын
I love when Jackie hears him! Lol
I don't remember in the last 2 years when I watched Sebastian laugh more in a podcast this was fucking awesome !!!
I cant stop laughing about this pasta story either lol. Sebastian saying he would move the next day if he saw his neighbor doing that 😂
I'm a teacher from St. Augustine, Florida. I struggle with major depression. The Cast is medicine and helps me get through the day. Thank you. And for every episode, past or future, I want you to know I give you: 💯 No notes. ❤️
Sebastian is a pain in the ass coming down on Pete for interrupting etc.
@kimheath5238
Жыл бұрын
That was too rude. Pete's interjections and "interruptions" are always okay!👍
@judygrancich3756
Жыл бұрын
Sebastian apologized several times ... ENOUGH "bad mouthing" the guy. The human condition:. "We build them UP then tear the down".
@nanwilder2853
Жыл бұрын
@@judygrancich3756: As (probable) AD/H/D’ers, they are BOTH going to have issues with impulse control, AKA interrupting, interjecting, etc. And they do.
Todays cast was hysterical!!! So funny I couldn’t stop laughing 🤣
@jasonhare5591
Жыл бұрын
"FIVE more F'n years , 5 more years...too you" 🤣 For real had me in tears..lol
Wow 540 Episodes together for 2 VIP Comedians giving us stories of love and laughter ! I really admire you two Super kind men trusting in us and giving us a part in your personal life is solid Gold ! I really wish that we could have more Comedians want to take time here in KZread to make our Tuesdays have more meaning to us in our own lives ! Love you as a family brothers and God bless you two gentlemen and the loved ones to thank them for permitting themselves as part of our Cast ! I shall be congratulating again when #550 gets here with all my heart and soul I appreciate what your doing for us thank you !!🙏♥️
10:25 „what a dad“ leaving out the part shes still out there in the rain for half an hour 😂
@davidperez5089
Жыл бұрын
He said good dad not good husband!
Pete is SO funny, I bet he & his wife have a great time. Her response to the cell phone was brilliant 😂- that Birthday cake and 5 more years had me lol
HALL OF FAME EPISODE .. I PISSED MYSELF 4 TIMES , sneaking cookies, stepdad, too you .. all great stuff ,always keepin it real
Oh my goodness,that description of Lana in the garage walking into the shelves then along the shelves was hilarious and so visual 😂😂
@AgendaInMind
Жыл бұрын
It’s actually disgusting behavior.
Pete is hysterical. I’m an interrupter at times because I like to chat. But Sebastian is a chatter so Pete is just chatting hahahahah. Love it!!
540 episodes of the cast so far and this episode is definitely Top 3 for me. This one made me belly laugh til I cried the entire way through. "To you! YAAAAY!" 🤣☠️ Great job guys!
@justinplascencia4861
Жыл бұрын
Go watch episode 539 lol
@lacefacethegreat
Жыл бұрын
@@justinplascencia4861 I have silly but this one takes the cake!
Pete I can only wish I would run into you at Wegmans!!! Such a great guy! I found the cast via Sebastian and thought in the beginning-I will “put up” with the other guy to hear Sebastian-but Pete you win me over!!! Keep doing what you love!!!
Pete's cookie story had me crying laughing
My mother sent out sympathy cards to all her old friends because they never call or visit! She reached out many times to them. She said if they don't wanna see me alive don't come and see me dead! Priceless!
I’m watching this on Valentine’s Day and you’re talking about New Year’s man what the😂
@cathybenoit2796
Жыл бұрын
Happy Valentine’s Day❤😂
@simaximillian5082
Жыл бұрын
I know, what up wit that??
@rbuk2112
Жыл бұрын
I KNOW WTF IS THIS?
Pete, keep interrupting
@marykosidowski8466
Жыл бұрын
Right! Seb takes forever to tell a story... If it wasn't for Pete "blurting" I'd fall asleep. Sorry Guy
Sebastian looking for too many accolades.
Jack interrupting is halarious! Hey Pete next time have her come down and tell her side 😂 that would be halarious 😂
No fast forwarding through this one, best episode to date. The whole stepparent analogies, hysterical.
@user-yf2vv2zb3p
Жыл бұрын
do you normally fast forward podcasts? or only this one
Pete's going to be in the dog house with Jackie for telling the world about the dirty pasta story 😂
I just realized the guys released this video of their wives embarrassing moment ON VALENTINES DAY!!! NOW THATS TRUE COMEDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lana sleeps through everything else and she can't sleep with your couple of snorts? LOL
This has gotta be one of their best episodes ever
OMG, hiding cookings in your pockets and eating in the garage. I love it, haha. Your wives have such a strong influence... with their hearts in the right place, looking after your heath.
Love y'all I had to look this up: "If you're looking for a friendship that will stand the test of time, Taurus and Cancer are a great match! These two signs have a lot in common and can rely on each other for support. By being patient, open, and honest with each other, they can overcome any potential obstacles in their friendship."😍
We get the day after New Years Day show on Valentines Day?? Wow!
Pete is 50% of the show. He shouldn't hold back. The show wouldn't work without him.
After watching many of these, I find Pete funny af & Sebastian trying to be ‘awesome’ & ‘wonderful’ & at times…1 upping 😏
It hard to watch because Pete can see it too..but has to bite tongue for obvious reasons
@Joy-io7xl
Жыл бұрын
Stevie Wonder could see this off kilter Cast.
Last podcast was sebastian talking about disneyland the whole time. But sure, Pete interjects too much...
This was hilarious. Pete you are so quick. You make Sebastian laugh which makes me laugh. Love the two of you.
Rough start. Sebastian has been a bit snarky to Pete. Y'all made up and had a great show! 💓
@mikecamaro6612
Жыл бұрын
Yes it was, I like how Pete brought it back together and made it funny again...
@raleighmann3368
Жыл бұрын
I have loved Sebastian for years, even went to see him at United Center ($800 per) but no more. He's very full of his self and is getting on my nerve's. This is the 1st cast in months I've watched, and right from the start he lets Pete knows he's the "BOSS". Sebastian come back down to earth, we miss you
Pete purchase a pasta pot with a drain attachment for Jackie next Christmas 😂🤣
My 2 cents I actually like the story interruptions cause for 1 y’all both do it and it’s usually halarious 😂! It gives extra context insight it draws you in more
So funny today!! Run the cold water when you're draining the hot water in the kitchen sink.
Sebastian is kinda RUDE.....poor Pete.....WE ALL LOVE YOU PETE!!!!!
@judygrancich3756
Жыл бұрын
Stop already! They totally complement each other.
[56:18] i never saw Sebastian laugh that hard. You two gel, like, unbelievable.
Sebastian needs to chill a bit. Let Pete be man you come off as his mother 😂
I absolutely ❤ the cast and can’t wait for it every week !! Please don’t ever quit !! 20 more years please !!!!! The BEST!! 🎉
This pod should have its own channel by now
No Pete no show
Pete I like when you cut off Seb, it'S 95.9% worth it 72% of the time!
PETE SHOULDA STARTED OFF THE CAST TODAY WITH THE PASTA WOOD-CHIP STORY!!!!!! this is gold.
@sesamemaniac855
Жыл бұрын
Nah, that was a great closer. Hard to really follow that anyway.
Damn near March and these guys are talkin about new year 😂. Happy valentines everyone. Love the show fellas
@brookestubbs1960
Жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing. We gonna be talking about Super Bowl during Easter haha
@MS-bs8dd
Жыл бұрын
Hah, yup I really thought I must be watching a replay at first. Happy V’s all. ❤
Ya know what would be hilarious? Lana and Jackie doing a show by themselves!!!!!!!!!!!
😂😂😂😂The cookies,eating in the garage,startled snoring..stepdad..the whole episode 😂😂😂
Pete is the best!!! Don’t hold back Pete your hilarious !!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMFG Pete you are soooo hilarious. I lovvvvve you guys, made my day laughed so hard.
Sabastin, your wife was holding on to the OH God handle. That's what we used to call it. 😂😂😅🤣
I cannot get this vision out of my head of someone picking up pasta off of mulch and intending to clean it and eat it. God forbid there were bird droppings or a dog went in that spot. Wowza!
Let's be honest.... he just didn't want to have to pick her up, and was hoping she was going to wake up on her own and come inside. 😂
@DEO777
Жыл бұрын
It's not that he didn't WANT to pick her up, he's not strong enough to lift her.
@mrnjo7
Жыл бұрын
You want to know what being honest is ? Making sure your kids are not feeling regretful and ashamed of their mother that got too drunk while in a family visit !!! He wanted to make the children absorbed the situation less surprised of their mother !!! Half an hour and then going for her as a man is very considerate and protective the way he had to carry her ! But then I don't know if your just gaslighting for laughter as part of adding to the story ! Peace out !
@AgendaInMind
Жыл бұрын
She’s out of control like this in front of the kids? How is this acceptable? If this were caused by heroin, he’d divorce her. The only difference is one is legally approved by a corrupt government, the other is not.
@mrnjo7
Жыл бұрын
@@AgendaInMind ♥️🌷😡💐😭🇺🇸🇵🇷🇺🇸
@cmh9932
Жыл бұрын
@@mrnjo7 if you follow these guys enough you know that Lana is an amazing mother! Stop being such Karen's everybody has had their time where they got a little too Tipsy and needed a little help get off your high horses.
what a great cast today. you got Sebastian and Pete's wife "SO ITALIAN" they fall in love with their pasta!!! Sebastian puts cinnamon on his like a dessert and Pete's wife won't waste 1 friggin noodle!!!! LOL I love being Italian. Good good stuff.
Funniest two men EVER!!! Hysterically laughing through this whole show. 😂😂😂
Hysterical!!! Multiple LOLs! When I listen through my headphones outside on the deck, my neighbors must think I'm NUTS with the random bursts of laughter!
Omg, the sleep apnea has me ROFLOL!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Did Lana “approve” that sweat suit attire?! Lol
Great Cast, Guys! Happy Valentine's Day! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Lmao Jackie is waiting in the driveway for Jerry to pick her up
GREAT, GREAT CAST THIS WEEK! Thank you guys.
Pete stashin cookies in the sweat pants Actually brought me to a knee.. Gasping.
I don't know it sounds like Sebastian is developing a video Journal to present in a divorce court against Lana as a negligent mother figure
@steadysunrise2590
Жыл бұрын
I could not agree with you more!!!
@simaximillian5082
Жыл бұрын
it was NYE she was the one allowed to drink. now if it was like a random tuesday night maybe. but you never know.
@Gemmarose9012
4 ай бұрын
@@simaximillian5082It’s more than just that…she’s a piece of work.
I’ve been a celebrity bodyguard most of my adult life. So I totally understand leaving the drunk client in the car vs trying to drag them in the house 😂❤️
@mrnjo7
Жыл бұрын
Now this is being honest Sir !!! And your giving us the right choice for protection ! Your a 5 star bodyguard brother ! Thanks !
@2314gaylord
Жыл бұрын
@@mrnjo7 I was actually joking. I guess the laughing face didn’t effectively communicate my humor. But I did have a client beg me to leave him in the car because moving him was too uncomfortable. So I sat in the car with him all night. Until he was sober enough to walk in on his own. ✌🏾
@mrnjo7
Жыл бұрын
@@2314gaylord I apologize sir ! My mistake Kevin ! Thank you for replying to me because I am grieving the loss of my lovely Lisa Marie Presley ! I loved her as being a diehard fan of EP and they were considered like my family ! My little sister is gone ! 🙏💔🎶
@2314gaylord
Жыл бұрын
@@mrnjo7 🙏🏾❤️
I'd follow Pete to any podcast
Pete explained the simplicity of his NYE reminds me of when Chevy Chase in Vacation at the Grand Canyon scene when he looks at it for 2 secs with his wife and then leaves. so funny.
" YA SUCH A GINNY, YOU TURNED YOUR PASTA INTO A DESERT" classic🤣
NEW YEARS ?😂 cmon guys don’t edit crap just shoot it out next day or so.
@Joy-io7xl
Жыл бұрын
It’s 2023 - move this along - you guys still using the pony express?
Sebastian’s next special: “THE SHIT THAT GOES UNSEEN”
She would of felt more like a princess if you carried her then that $1,200 universal trip 😂
Jackie's cameo 🤣🤣🤣
PETE! We need to hear the song you wrote for Jackie. You were talking about it last Cast but was then interupted by Sebastian about his. Lets hear it "Guy"
Guys!! Love the show! This episode is THE BEST episode bar none. Starts off with New years resolutions, flies into the greatest husband, and lands onto the hilarious wives' stories. I can't stop laughing. HBO quality, guys. Keep up to good work, fellas. Doghouse tonight, fellas.
We go to Sebastian shows for a laugh but Sebastian goes to Pete for his. 🤣
Great cast tonight and every week! Tonight was hysterical!!!
Guy, cookies 🍪 in the pocket! Had me rolling!! 💀😂😂😂
The step father with the slippers and pancakes story..😂
Wait you guys just posting this ep. now?...Patricks just pulling them out the hat 😂...by the way Pete...pouring hot pasta water outside??...primitive 😂😂👑
@simaximillian5082
Жыл бұрын
i know right, him n his wife look like 2 cavemen out there at night in the dark, the steam and all. lol
Awkward moment in the beginning. Sebastian was Rude asf and Pete staring him down like "don't f**ck with me again. Bro""!! There won't be another Patreon after this.
@eljel44455
Жыл бұрын
Absolutely
Patrick you told me this was sound proof lol
funniest cast ever wow you two never stop 😂
I haven't laughed this hard in a while guys!!! Great show!
One of your most 😅🤣😂 shows! Thanks!
Sebastian tells stories like my dad and it's hard not to pipe in because he drags it out...
Next time just run cold water while you're dumping the boiling water 😂
Great show,I was 😂 so much! Thanks
This cast was one of the best ever, I laughed so hard. I probably say this under every video.
So funny, I laughed right along with you! Thank you⭐️
I’ve watched this episode 3 times already. By far, my very favorite one yet! I laughed till I choked! Thanks guys for getting me throw rough 2 weeks!
Every. Single. Show. LMFAO!
You guys have been killing it lately!!! 😂😂😂😂
Have Jackie put a pot in the sink and the colander over the pot, pour it in there. When the water in the pot cools, pour it out.
Hey guys after the craziest Valentines Day I had at work today, all I wanted to do was watch the cast tonight and laugh to destress the drama away. BTW since Watt has some free time you guys should have him on the show. I love when you guys share your relationship stories with us, it feels like we are a big dysfunctional family. And since I've been watching every episode thus far, you guys have rubbed off on me and I'm saying Bro all the time to my kids and co workers. Lmao!
It's Valentines day and we're just hearing about new years....old news
@Joy-io7xl
Жыл бұрын
OLD OLD OLD OLDOLD News - bye
Sebastian and his clothes. ...so prissy
@Joy-io7xl
Жыл бұрын
So delicately said.
After having a difficult day...this was just what I needed, I couldn't stop laughing. Great Show!!