The Pete & Sebastian Show - EP 539 "Dangerous Parenting/Universal Studios" (FULL EPISODE)

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Pete considers dangerous parenting and Sebastian has an awful time at Universal.
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  • @vanessapeterson560
    @vanessapeterson560 Жыл бұрын

    Sebastian your $1300 was so worth the story time for the cast 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rackmarkus

    @rackmarkus

    Жыл бұрын

    Well spent, for our entertainment.

  • @brooklyn7722

    @brooklyn7722

    Жыл бұрын

    It was hilarious

  • @brooklyn7722

    @brooklyn7722

    Жыл бұрын

    @@rackmarkus absolutely

  • @googlefan8990

    @googlefan8990

    Жыл бұрын

    Sebastian - could include this story in your next special - it is funny enough!!!! May be the management of Universal Studios will get the message and lower the fees!!!!

  • @micheleczawursky620

    @micheleczawursky620

    Жыл бұрын

    This podcast was so hysterical, I’m listening to it again! 😂😂😂😂

  • @Verifiedsinger
    @Verifiedsinger Жыл бұрын

    I am laughing so hard at Sebastian's rant about Universal. It's so true.

  • @cristianedasilva2899

    @cristianedasilva2899

    Жыл бұрын

    I LOVE YOU GUYS!!

  • @TAmtlhd
    @TAmtlhd Жыл бұрын

    Sebastian ranting the whole show had me dying🤣. He was on fire for this one, Universal had him triggered. One of the best episodes ever!

  • @kklein2
    @kklein2 Жыл бұрын

    I can't stop laughing at Sebastian's story about Universal Studios 🤣 🤣🤣 His annoyance level is so relatable. Ah, the joys of being an older dad.

  • @KatHo507
    @KatHo507 Жыл бұрын

    I laughed the entire cast. I was on the treadmill and almost fell off 😂😂

  • @roxannetracy2931
    @roxannetracy2931 Жыл бұрын

    What's feaking hilarious is how Sebastian's face got red JUST recollecting this visit with his family. Ha. Cracked me up. Funniest guy's on the planet.

  • @neilcosentino3548

    @neilcosentino3548

    Жыл бұрын

    Btw we don’t live on a planet !!! We live on a plain

  • @anthonywiktor8689
    @anthonywiktor8689 Жыл бұрын

    Regardless of being a millionaire, a true Chicagoan always asks “how much?” Never change Sebastian. Never change.

  • @RayW....

    @RayW....

    Жыл бұрын

    He didn't get there by getting ripped off right....

  • @brooklyn7722
    @brooklyn7722 Жыл бұрын

    This complete episode is so HILARIOUS. I could not stop laughing. My favorite is..... 1) Sebastian at the park with the family. 2) Sebastian getting Pete in a helicopter with a "goodie bag ' 3) The coffee and tea. Pete and Sebastian are a great team.

  • @psra8er512
    @psra8er512 Жыл бұрын

    One of the funniest show they ever did. Just hilarious! So true about Universal Studios, and exactly the same at Disney world, where it's supposed to be the 'happiest place on earth '. Then Sebastian says nobody's happy, lol. I think the happiest place on earth is the parking lot cuz then you know your leaving. 😅

  • @pauletteh7578
    @pauletteh7578 Жыл бұрын

    Universal Entry-you sounded like your Dad in Sears try’n to get a deal 😂😂😂

  • @diannawilliams6923
    @diannawilliams6923 Жыл бұрын

    Well done! Sebastian nailed it this episode. He perfectly explained the Universal Studio situation.

  • @googlefan8990

    @googlefan8990

    Жыл бұрын

    They are so good together - but this episode is definitely one of the best !!! LMFAO!

  • @Joy-io7xl

    @Joy-io7xl

    Жыл бұрын

    Sebastian is back baby!!!!!!!

  • @ashleyromero5302
    @ashleyromero5302 Жыл бұрын

    "Where are the people that did their kid's hair?" 😅 oh man relate to this so much "you don't do Grinch, then do teeth" omg 💀

  • @artistA1215
    @artistA1215 Жыл бұрын

    Sebastian sold me on never going to an amusement park again lol that’s unbelievable. 😂

  • @audreychristine58
    @audreychristine58 Жыл бұрын

    I just wanted to let you know that I bought a song for my husband after hearing the story about the song you bought for Lana. I worked really hard on the content, all the information, picking the perfect artist. I love the song! I had tears dropping from both eyes. I played it in the car while we were on a road trip and my husband said "What's this shit?" I said, "you don't like this song?" He said no the guy sounds like a dying cat" Nice. So much for meaning efforts and romance.

  • @marcusbailey2632
    @marcusbailey2632 Жыл бұрын

    $1,200 is a different amount money to us than it is Sebastian. But I like how he is like that is way too much

  • @ryanbenoit715

    @ryanbenoit715

    Жыл бұрын

    Rent $$$

  • @MS-bs8dd

    @MS-bs8dd

    Жыл бұрын

    Haha same thing I was thinking. Except I’d turn from the guy - pack it up! We’re going to the beach instead

  • @patstahl861

    @patstahl861

    Жыл бұрын

    I like how sebastian told his kids wave to the grinch, we're outta here! Lol

  • @godbodyheru
    @godbodyheru Жыл бұрын

    I been watching for 2 years....and I don't know why this is my FAVORITE EPISODE HANDS DOWN 🤣😂

  • @steadysunrise2590

    @steadysunrise2590

    Жыл бұрын

    Pretty pretty. pretty ....pretty good

  • @tweettweet2457

    @tweettweet2457

    Жыл бұрын

    This was sooo good, been listening since almost the beginning!

  • @Joy-io7xl

    @Joy-io7xl

    Жыл бұрын

    Hit it out of the ballpark!

  • @dharmadharma3960

    @dharmadharma3960

    Жыл бұрын

    The weed stickers on his daughter's folder 😂

  • @MS-bs8dd
    @MS-bs8dd Жыл бұрын

    Side splitting laughs guys thanks so much 😂❤

  • @MechaHood
    @MechaHood Жыл бұрын

    the subtle act out of Sebastian getting on a ride at 5:27 sent me. How tf do you nail physical comedy from a chair 😭

  • @slf5141
    @slf5141 Жыл бұрын

    Sebastian is hilarious.. I would be pissed off too with everything he talked about at the park

  • @dharmadharma3960
    @dharmadharma3960 Жыл бұрын

    The coffee conversation had me dying. "You have to drink tea before bed? Fuck you." 😂

  • @joannecleary249
    @joannecleary249 Жыл бұрын

    "Get your priorities in order, teeth before Universal Studio". I was laughing so hard.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @oliverpuhp8287
    @oliverpuhp8287 Жыл бұрын

    Sebastian’s face slowly turning with Pete’s weed stickers story 😂😂😂 PRICELESS

  • @simaximillian5082
    @simaximillian5082 Жыл бұрын

    LOL Pete n his "coffee banter" LOL dude im cryin

  • @straight.no.chaser1708
    @straight.no.chaser1708 Жыл бұрын

    Pete thinks Sadie never smelled the pot before 😂 such stoner logic.

  • @christineakers8721
    @christineakers8721 Жыл бұрын

    Now this was a funny episode! I laughed the entire way through. Thanks guys. Made my day!

  • @rebasmom4575
    @rebasmom4575 Жыл бұрын

    It's an Italian thing! I'm married to a German and he's clueless too. LOL Been there and done that at the parks! Pete, your kidding yourself if you think Sadie doesn't know what your doing. Good Cast guys!

  • @Morning.Coffee
    @Morning.Coffee Жыл бұрын

    haha, Pete's obsessed with Lionel Richie. 😆☕ Great show y'all !!

  • @davelunaskitchen8355
    @davelunaskitchen8355 Жыл бұрын

    $1,100....these theme parks have lost their mind!! I'm so glad my kids are grown up and over this kinda stuff....my jaw about dropped; J/C!!

  • @KevinDee1979
    @KevinDee1979 Жыл бұрын

    See everyone, when you have two awesome comics who you can tell worked their asses off to get to where they are today, Sebastian had enough material from a two hour trip with his family, to have enough to do a bit. Thats talent right there

  • @irmazandl
    @irmazandl Жыл бұрын

    all i can say is: sebastian!! this is why most of us do some planning!! you're obviously doing extremely well financially so that you can even consider heading to a theme park without first checking what the entry fees might be before you just spontaneously head there.

  • @bipcity

    @bipcity

    Жыл бұрын

    All I can say is: Karen, you must be stupid. Because being a planner or being spontaneous is a trait completely independent of wealth. You must be deaf in one ear too because Sebastian literally said Lana is the opposite of Sebastian and they are both wealthy people.

  • @alg54
    @alg54 Жыл бұрын

    Sebastian was on fire today! hahaha

  • @Joy-io7xl

    @Joy-io7xl

    Жыл бұрын

    Now that’s the Sebastian we all appreciate!

  • @freehuman480
    @freehuman480 Жыл бұрын

    Hay Sab. Now you know how we felt when we came to your show. At least the park is all day long AND you are doing OK with money

  • @mariacrochet8379
    @mariacrochet8379 Жыл бұрын

    I like when the host puts out "help yourself" refreshments that are fun. Like for brunch, carafes with juices and chilled champagne and glasses. Maybe a charcuterie board station where folks can gather and stay busy while you're finishing meal prep. Toward the end, wheel out a creative desert cart. Help yourself makes it easier on the host too.

  • @SG-MT
    @SG-MT Жыл бұрын

    No matter what time these guys release their video, I save it for right when I'm getting ready for work. It helps me get in a good mood because I am not always happy to go in after being off, not knowing what kind of cluster*** I'm walking into. The Pete and Sebastian Show is therapy for me!

  • @shawnjanet3246
    @shawnjanet3246 Жыл бұрын

    I was born and raised in Chicago and skeching was one of the funnest things to do every winter

  • @ownplz5632
    @ownplz5632 Жыл бұрын

    I had to pay $50 to park to see sebastian at Newark

  • @philmakris8507
    @philmakris8507 Жыл бұрын

    Seb should take a look at HIS ticket prices.

  • @Jo_spice_blackwood
    @Jo_spice_blackwood Жыл бұрын

    i wanna re(match) Rewatch...still laughing even after a phone call. still a smile on my face

  • @Jo_spice_blackwood

    @Jo_spice_blackwood

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nomadicmedia wow, I will binge.. I've done a few since I started listening in Nov 2020 But going back to the start onwards.seems fun

  • @mamallamaandthelittles

    @mamallamaandthelittles

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nomadicmedia I'm new here but I started maybe 20 episodes back from this one back. Would you recommend starting from the 1st? Did settle into their groove later or was it gold from the start?

  • @youtoo2171
    @youtoo2171 Жыл бұрын

    😂a teacher going to school seeing weed stickers on a students folder 😂

  • @okayboomernyc
    @okayboomernyc Жыл бұрын

    If you are the host, make the pot of coffee automatically and then when it is ready ask "The coffee is ready - who wants coffee?" Usually most people in the room will say, "I'll have a cup." And you serve it with the desert and bring out a try of milk and sugar and cream for them to help themselves to how they like their coffee.

  • @jacaulfieldjr
    @jacaulfieldjr Жыл бұрын

    I love the fact that you guys know about skitching. Man, did we have some fun years ago here in DC. We'd laugh our asses off when, all of the sudden, our buddy would reappear after like an hour. We'd ask him, where the heck did you go? He'd say, oh man, I got a great ride and went all the way to the National Zoo and back. When guys tried to get a ride and missed, we'd also fall on the floor when the car would take off with our buddy's glove wedged into the bumper. Ah, I love it. Great times and thanks for the memory on that!

  • @willymaykit1482

    @willymaykit1482

    Жыл бұрын

    We did the same here in Connecticut. The UPS trucks had enough bumper for a few of us to hang on to. Great memories.

  • @Bachconcertos
    @Bachconcertos Жыл бұрын

    $70 for parking!!! Holy smoke - that's a days work salary.

  • @simaximillian5082
    @simaximillian5082 Жыл бұрын

    (in a whisper) the password is . . . "ELEVEN HUNDGE"

  • @momod7837
    @momod7837 Жыл бұрын

    That while episode was HILARIOUS!!!! And so true on the “coffee talk” after dinner 🤣😂🤪

  • @davidsnyder2000
    @davidsnyder2000 Жыл бұрын

    How nice Pete & his wife would reach out to Sabastian to get help if the was stuck on Mount Everest. To have that much faith in a friend to help you out in your time of need. Priceless ❤️🙏 That my friends is what life is all about. Having compassion for your fellow man. God would be proud❤️

  • @raider5921
    @raider5921 Жыл бұрын

    Pete Correale is awesome!! So funny😅

  • @paranormaltoday
    @paranormaltoday Жыл бұрын

    This was one of my fave episodes this year. They do need a restaurant restaurant..

  • @monica11760
    @monica11760 Жыл бұрын

    I'm not even half way through and it such a great episode. I have to wonder how Patrick keeps quiet in the background while Sebastian is on his rant. LOL

  • @chrismejia6274
    @chrismejia6274 Жыл бұрын

    Yo!!! Pete has to be one of the coolest dads ever! Sadie is gonna be a really cool kid as she grows up! 👍 I got a baby girl coming in a few months and I hope I'm as cool a dad as Pete!!! Shout outs from Miami!!!

  • @moonchild9315
    @moonchild9315 Жыл бұрын

    “This potter people”😂😂😂

  • @godbodyheru
    @godbodyheru Жыл бұрын

    Pete is a whole rebel lol

  • @davidperez5089

    @davidperez5089

    Жыл бұрын

    Soul rebel- gladiators🇯🇲

  • @KZ_MMA_
    @KZ_MMA_ Жыл бұрын

    One of the best pods in the game

  • @user-np6wq1tx9c
    @user-np6wq1tx9c Жыл бұрын

    This is one of my favorite episodes - listening to Sebastian's account of Universal. So hilarious!!!

  • @butterfly7624
    @butterfly762410 ай бұрын

    I'm dying😂 You guys always keep me entertained. "They don't have any teeth!"

  • @christinawilson9179
    @christinawilson9179 Жыл бұрын

    Sebastian if you're looking for material for your next comedy show..THIS is it. Amazing hilarious episode!

  • @dlp5924
    @dlp5924 Жыл бұрын

    Opening me all the way.... You're not alone in your ways Sebastian! 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @JessieTG
    @JessieTG Жыл бұрын

    Omg, I needed this today! Thanks for the laughs

  • @CelebratePortraits
    @CelebratePortraits Жыл бұрын

    hahahh Pete's demonstration on how 'Tom has an espresso when we watch tv' lol....more physical comedy Pete! Love to you both from Canada

  • @justjoe1995
    @justjoe1995 Жыл бұрын

    good show fellas ! i always love to watch you guys while i wake n bake and drink a little coffee .. ill take mine black, thanks lol

  • @knowbodysongwritinggroup
    @knowbodysongwritinggroup Жыл бұрын

    coughed up a lung or two on this one, guys ... Funny funny - thanks so much - Knowbody luvsya ;)

  • @lisahaaseckle
    @lisahaaseckle Жыл бұрын

    I have to tell you both, this is one of my favorite shows. Pete and Sebastian! You guys crack me up! I absolutely love you guys.

  • @Love-ex6wx
    @Love-ex6wx Жыл бұрын

    Dam this episode might be the funniest that $1200 walk in price is now with it

  • @davidtanasi243
    @davidtanasi243 Жыл бұрын

    You guys never disappoint, hilarious episode! 😂

  • @terezamirkovic
    @terezamirkovic Жыл бұрын

    always Hilarious 😂 i couldn’t breathe i was laughing so hard with the coffee conversation

  • @1maripaul
    @1maripaul Жыл бұрын

    Ahhhh... the Ole "getting mad before you get outta the car at Disney theme parks!!" TOTALLY understand my friend i am the same way!! It's definitely the Italian in me and being raised by an Italian father who bargained with everything! He would've tried bargaining the parking price 100 percent!! 🇮🇹 lol

  • @kristnpmi2786
    @kristnpmi2786 Жыл бұрын

    My mom once gave me a "sex on the beach" alcohol mix bucket to use as a sand bucket on the beach 💀

  • @cjj963
    @cjj963 Жыл бұрын

    I needed that laugh! Thanks guys!

  • @tigq1430
    @tigq1430 Жыл бұрын

    Pete, talk to her, stay open & honest, you can't go wrong.

  • @balagan79985
    @balagan79985 Жыл бұрын

    I REALLY enjoyed the coffee discussion at the end. Lololol

  • @youtoo2171
    @youtoo2171 Жыл бұрын

    He’s getting mad even talking about the lines on the pod 😂

  • @kennyfroyd811
    @kennyfroyd811 Жыл бұрын

    Definitely the best podcast on earth!! I was laughing so hard on this one!!!

  • @loving_lioness3518
    @loving_lioness3518 Жыл бұрын

    Just hearing the story about universal made me never want to go! I was exhausted just by hearing all the shenanigans 🤣

  • @aldonco
    @aldonco Жыл бұрын

    Even though 1200 is pocket change for Sebastian. Nobody likes to be taken advantage of. He and his family should have been given the VIP treatment on the spot.

  • @wojcie1997
    @wojcie1997 Жыл бұрын

    as soon as i’m through the gate i know the sooner i leave the more i save it’s insane

  • @goofygooberrock7620
    @goofygooberrock7620 Жыл бұрын

    Best show in a while thank you this was great

  • @shannonbrophy3687
    @shannonbrophy3687 Жыл бұрын

    This episode was really engaging and fun!

  • @rfs441
    @rfs441 Жыл бұрын

    Im also a Midwesterner & understand the value of a dollar bc we work hard for it. I dont even give the pizza guy my real name when I order pick up. Sebastians face-skitching, pot stickers & oil place OMG. I couldnt stop replaying it lol.

  • @BJJ_Richie
    @BJJ_Richie Жыл бұрын

    7:24 "Hey Afternoon fun!" lets get an ice cream at Universal , Bananas Split 6 hun! lol

  • @find127
    @find127 Жыл бұрын

    11:44 is pure gold 😂😂

  • @jamesm6006
    @jamesm6006 Жыл бұрын

    This is GOLD!!!!

  • @giaandpapa8615
    @giaandpapa8615 Жыл бұрын

    I think Pete's bang on with his analogy of growing up with all of our parents basically that generation drinking and smoking

  • @vincentgaita3653
    @vincentgaita3653 Жыл бұрын

    You guys are the best!!

  • @jessicalajner
    @jessicalajner Жыл бұрын

    "No teeth... family of 5" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jayklusendorf8396
    @jayklusendorf8396 Жыл бұрын

    58:14. Anybody that has ever worked front of the house feel’s your pain Sebastian. Just because I asked if you want coffee doesn’t mean you can have any. But its part of the hospitality game. Love it. Thanks for the laughs guys. Keep it up!

  • @Nicole-not-Nichole
    @Nicole-not-Nichole Жыл бұрын

    This episode😂😂My stomach hurts from laughing so much!

  • @shaneb4923
    @shaneb4923 Жыл бұрын

    Sebastian Bro’ Your A National Treasure!! Thank You For All The Great Laughter!! Always Stay Strong,And Never Give Up.

  • @rbuk2112
    @rbuk2112 Жыл бұрын

    damn very funny cast best one in awhile lol, seb was epic today haha

  • @Joy-io7xl

    @Joy-io7xl

    Жыл бұрын

    Sebastian redeemed himself as Mr. Funny Guy! Appreciate your talent guy!

  • @philmakris8507
    @philmakris8507 Жыл бұрын

    You know who tells their 9 year old about weed.....the toothless guy at the theme park

  • @christinelempin6240
    @christinelempin6240 Жыл бұрын

    Can’t wait to see Pete at bananas . Great episode

  • @ccchic2
    @ccchic2 Жыл бұрын

    I’m waning on Sebastian trying to integrate his working class background into his superior rich condescending attitude. I know it’s humor, but punch up. I’m still here for Pete

  • @susanmulvey6311

    @susanmulvey6311

    Жыл бұрын

    Me too!! Get so tired of Sebastian’s bragging! And besides Pete is so much more funny!

  • @peggymartinez6396
    @peggymartinez6396 Жыл бұрын

    I love these guys !! So funny !! Thanks for all the laughs.

  • @BigMase45
    @BigMase45 Жыл бұрын

    This the funnies CAST yet!!!!

  • @Happy2bme2dae
    @Happy2bme2dae Жыл бұрын

    Those Universal prices are ridiculous. Almost as bad as Sebastian's ticket prices and the cost of his merchandise attached to this site! 🤣😂🤣

  • @wilbernp264
    @wilbernp264 Жыл бұрын

    Sebastian is so F-kin funny bro, I’m 😂 over here.

  • @mannarchy5795
    @mannarchy5795 Жыл бұрын

    Wow....great ep. needed a great laughs 👑

  • @jppop6359
    @jppop6359 Жыл бұрын

    Pete, skitching was great. LONG ISLAND thing. Member doing it with the school buses. We did it from ages 7 till at least 15

  • @NC01

    @NC01

    Жыл бұрын

    Skitching...wow. Brings back great memories (LI too here). Is it really just a LI thing? Can't believe we used to do that ! Fun times. My choice was UPS trucks !

  • @jenniferthompson5060
    @jenniferthompson5060 Жыл бұрын

    "he's method" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheLuckyone760
    @TheLuckyone760 Жыл бұрын

    This was a good one 👌🏼

  • @niko5805
    @niko5805 Жыл бұрын

    Pete is hysterical!!! Switching. I love it!!

  • @nataliecarmichael6598
    @nataliecarmichael6598 Жыл бұрын

    I literally am crying, choking, dead ☠️ hilariousssssssssss… every second

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