“Practically hanging laundry across the dash…” 😂😂😂 Pete is the greatest HAHA 37:50

@di2743

2 жыл бұрын

isnt he ---- Saw him last Sat @the paramount in Long Island NY - his personal greet after the show in the Spotlight bar - Huge bonus

Bro i love how pete isnt a yes man! Hes a good friend that not only supports his friend but also calls him out on stuff hahaha "youre describing yourself when you go to parties" lol and "do you even move your neck guy?!" Lmao

@brooklyn7722

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahaha Hilarious. And I totally agree about Pete. He seems to be a good and supportive friend. He's genuine and not an ass kisser.

@locodiablo8130

2 жыл бұрын

Why would he be a kiss ass? They’ve been friends for years… way before Sebastian career took off.

@mikedellavalle43

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao this is so true

@kriashun

2 жыл бұрын

I agree and I think Sebastian does need somebody to call him out once in a while because if he isn’t called out he might find himself alone in arrogant land-I mean I love Sebastian he’s the reason I discovered this podcast but have so much respect for Pete now as well-and I don’t know if it’s just me but I think Maniscalco is getting just a bit full of himself lately🤷🏻‍♀️

@1maripaul

2 жыл бұрын

@@kriashun It's 100 percent the Italian guy lol. My father was in the Hollywood scene (really good friends & worked with Ali for over 30 years) My father before meeting and becoming friends with ppl like Stallone, Sinatra, Ali etc... my father was 100 percent like Sebastian (and especially Sebastians father) My father is 100 percent Italian and I'm telling you.... it's the way Italians are🇮🇹 100 percent!!

Pete describing Jackie's way of breaking the pacifier habit is hysterical. "She just ripped it out and said you're done". 😂. And Sebastian's son with the bell still has me chuckling.

@brooklyn7722

2 жыл бұрын

I'm still laughing about it all

@atc1068

2 жыл бұрын

The cold turkey method

Pete - "How do we keep this kid grounded...when he's ringing a bell" Hilarious haha

@atc1068

2 жыл бұрын

Pete has a good point

@B2Craizy

2 жыл бұрын

@@atc1068 absolutely he does haha

The fact that Sebastian thought that Pete was the kind of guy who actually takes s*** outside in the parking lots of rest stops is hilarious

@davidperez5089

2 жыл бұрын

I was confused too he kept talking about dumping!🤣🤣

@brooklyn7722

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidperez5089 yeah, same here

@BingBongWasheeWashee

2 жыл бұрын

Same here i had to relisten and realized he meant dumping the pee 🤣🤣

@rik112

2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious!

@Nicole-not-Nichole

2 жыл бұрын

I just started watching this Podcast so I’m going back watching old ones but I probably watched this part 4 times😂😂😂 imagining if they never clarified it and 1/2 the audience would have been thinking the same thing Sebastion and most of us were😂. “What’s the move?”..😂. It would have probably would have corrupted our image him forever..😂.Pete’s reaction when he realizes😂.

I love to see Sebastian laugh so hard.😄 Pete's probably the only one who can do that to him. It's contagious, makes me laugh.

@andreicurta9965

7 ай бұрын

Same heeeeere!!! 👌👌👌

PETE HAS SUCH A GREAT COMEDIC MIND. HILARIOUS!!!

@kdworak4754

2 жыл бұрын

This is a blatant lie. Why would you lie like that? You wouldn't know a comedic mind if you lived a thousand years. There are no comedic minds here.

@brooklyn7722

2 жыл бұрын

For sure

@dtruth5769

2 жыл бұрын

@@brooklyn7722 Brooklyn always knows comedy

@dtruth5769

2 жыл бұрын

@@kdworak4754 I can also recognize a dummy. That's all u!

Sebastian says something Pete Takes it to the next level 10 fold Pete: "I'm right there with ya" Love the pod!

HAHAHAHA....again!! I'm reading Pete's mind!!! "Aren't people you don't invite back to your party like how YOU are Sebastian at other people's parties? ".....🤣....i was thinkin the same thing.... laughing my ass off!

I love how Pete calls Sebastian out on his behavior at parties... Pete keeps Sebastian honest. Hilarious, as always

😂😂😂 Pete calling out Sebastian’s boujieness is hilariously funny! 😂😂😂

DYING laughing at how many times Pete says DUMP and Sebastian thought it was poop every time. I replayed so many times. 🤣🤣

@find127

2 жыл бұрын

I’m dying too 😂😂 this has been one of the funniest casts ever

@brooklyn7722

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but I also thought that Pete was talking about taking a poop.

@brooklyn7722

2 жыл бұрын

@@find127 absolutely agree

@lauraeggert9378

2 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing! That he was actually taking a dump?

@karak9184

2 жыл бұрын

@@lauraeggert9378 same! 🤣🤣

Pete almost gave me my 2nd heart attack talking about the bell. Hilarious.😂

Ok, what in the WORLD, Lana. Up until now, I've thought of you as a classy lady. EGGS STINK. Eat them at home. Then, brush your teeth at home. Be a good example for your kids. Drink a nutritious shake if you need a meal to go. Aye carumba. I'm with Sebastian on this one. Pete, you played the Paramount on March 12th. I celebrated 33 years of sobriety that day. Grateful lady, here. Oh my gosh, the peein' in the car killed me. My cheeks hurt from laughing. Love you guys!! Can't wait to be a Patreon! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Love the Pete and Sebastian Show (i.e. “The Cast”)!!! Who else is with me???

Caruso waking up with bells on 🤣🤣 Pete: "Lets get a guy...put him in a tuxedo. We'll call him James" I'm crying

Omg! You two had me laughing so hard! The bell - the egg in the car- the peeing at the rest stop! Thanks for making my day!

To keep it special don't send out invitations to the weekly party, just summon all the peasants to the party with a giant bell. Lol.

@SFFogWalker

2 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆

@blancagutierrez3861

2 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂

Pete: “How do we keep this kid grounded…?” 😂😂😂💀

Never thought I’d sign up for a pateron but I feel like you two are doing the Lords work.

@brooklyn7722

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know anything about Patreon, so I'll have to look it up and see what it's all about and what kind of information is required.

I so rarely laugh out loud- this show killed me- absolutely GOLDEN!

I'm convinced that Sebastian pays Pete every week to crack him up and we get to watch. Pete makes anything funny. The Cast never fails.

@kdworak4754

2 жыл бұрын

@@ilynovi I don't know what it is but its so bad, I watch it for the cringe factor. It's so bad idk how to even shit on it. How sebastian can have a stand up career is a conspiracy bigger than JFK.

I love you both! You always raise my spirits ! So authentic! 🙌❤💪🕉

@brooklyn7722

2 жыл бұрын

I agree with you

Pete:"This is your Christmas present"🎁 OMG I died😂

Pete, congratulations. You deserve it. You’re a funny dude.

Pete is hilarious!!! 🤣 "Do you move your neck at all?"

I AM CRYING 😭 …the bell..the brushing the teeth..the peeing in the thing..HYSTERICAL

This was one of the funniest episodes I've heard in a while. 😀😀

@brooklyn7722

2 жыл бұрын

Agree

I like using the pedestrians walk sign too. Especially when it has the countdown. I know in exactly 5 seconds this light is turning yellow

Every cast takes me about 30 minutes longer to watch cause I’m constantly rewinding the funny parts

AWESOME TIMING!!! 😁😝👍🔥💯

I am so happy that you guys have decided to do something here to make some cash! You guys have given so much to us for free so this is more than well earned! I would be happy to support at a higher level.

Sebastian is giving Captain Kirk vibes in that sweater... Love you guys!!!!

mingiaaa... the boys are bak in town

Pete you are hilarious 🤣

lmao... I reeeeeealllllly need to stop watching this at night. I'm so worked up from laughing, I can't sleep. We're ALL crazy.. but you both explain why out loud. 🤣

I love how Pete was gonna finally fill us in on all the loose ends and then he didn't tie up any of the loose ends. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@anitafischer9714

2 ай бұрын

I didn't even know what he was talkin about. He said Loose Ends... then he said Crackle... What's he talking abouuuuut?

Pete’s “move” for pissing in the car is brilliant. 👌Now we need brilliant move for a woman in the same long-drive situation. 😁

Gotta fix the buzz guys, third episode now with the buzzing.

Great idea of a bell for your son. My dog rings a bell I have hanging on the door when she needs to go outside. I feel like a doorman for this pampered pooch but it’s better than scratches on the door. I wish I had thought about a bell when my kids were little. Better than screaming.

@SG-MT

2 жыл бұрын

🔔🤣🐕

@kimberlybrantley4689

2 жыл бұрын

Sooo, funny my dog Loretta was trained to do that also as a puppy...

Awesome show man! Had me laughing all the way thru. You guys together make the Cast. Sebastian..tell Lana that the eggs BOTHER YOU! She needs to get up alittle earlier is all. Thanks again for taking the time out of your busy schedules to please us regular folk 😄

Lol..Lana cracks me up. You guys are perfect yin and yang. Shes teaching and testing your last nerve right and left.

@KevinDee1979

2 жыл бұрын

Yin*

@digitalsmoke4694

2 жыл бұрын

I feel sorry if that is your idea of how a wife should be in a marriage. Lana is looking more like one of these wives you hear about in these YT reddit posts where the hot girl who's had everything come easy to her, the word "NO" hasn't brushed those ears in years hits the lottery wife-ing up a millionaire and all she's really good at is finding creative ways on how to spend his money. The husband always working hard going above and beyond to the point of having to do the wife's job of taking care of the kids because she would rather stay in bed as her kids are crying out for someone knowing Sebastian is a light sleeper and overall a great caring father she knows worries at a level so high he is unable to ignore the calling of his kids in distress. Yet lana has no problem ignoring the cries of her kids falling right back to sleep like its nothing to it. And yet after all that these husbands have done to provide for their family like Sebastian going above and beyond to then have a wife like lana act like a total high school bratt a lot of these women seem to have embedded in their dna

LOL I think when he said dump the first time Sebastian thought he meant shit. LMFAO

Sebastian has become disconnected from reality, lol. No one is gonna miss a family "event" to go to a Maniscalco Party. I'm with Pete...Once a month is the way to go, if you must entertain people and spend your hard earned money for superficiality, lol. Just my judgmental opinion of course. PS. Pete!!! Congratulations on the Writing Gig!!!!! So Awesome!

@mariaguardanapo7826

2 жыл бұрын

I agree

@marycoppola4914

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly! Sebastian getting a tad “LA Diva” lately! Love him though. He needs to move back to Chicago instead of the Bubble of Beautiful Ppl. I even notice hesitation in Pete’s voice before responding sometimes. 😉😉😉

@gregb2351

2 жыл бұрын

LA sucks the life and common sense outta people and makes you boujie af. States full of Karens and Starbucks.

@danielleon5074

2 жыл бұрын

@@gregb2351 and leftist demon democrats too! Lovely state

@patriciabaylor4573

2 жыл бұрын

There has to be hurt feelings when his former guests who listen to the cast find out why they haven't been invited back.

Before you fly over the house from the backyard, ring this bell Caruso. Hilarious

There’s gotta be comics out there stealing this gold as their act. A kitchen island as a people trap, holy shit man. Off the cuff, by the way.

@brooklyn7722

2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely genius

@hqh2owater

2 жыл бұрын

Oh shut up

Congrats petey on the writing gig! Major success has been long over due for you and hope this leads to many more opportunities. 👏🏻

Good job guys! Pete, congratulations on the writing gig! Be proud! You are so humble! Love you guys!💖💜💖💜💖😘

hahahah oh my gosh, that was the BEST episode...Pete's flabbergasted face when he says 'a shit??' lol. Mind you, I thought the same until Sebastian asked him...love these two

CONGRATS PETE!

Sebastian always bragging in a subtle way 😂😂

Pete laughing about the bell , I’m pissing my pants!!!! I think the same thing like wait what???? Lol

The whole peeing in the car had me crying laughing 😂

"A SHIIIT" this is all piss guy. LMAO

I'm dying here laughing and I'm only 23 minutes in thats why I love Wednesday nights

@anitafischer9714

2 ай бұрын

I wonder if Pete is as hilarious WITHOUT being with Sebastian? He so damn funny with his comebacks off of Sebastian... which makes the show so great. Can't be the same without the other!😂

My favorite two Italians💜💚

Sebastian is never letting Pete in his car!

Love the show !!! Guys thank you again for the laughs amazing🤣😂😂😀

"A SHIT!"... LMAO

Congratulations on the show Pete! Can't wait to watch! Gotta do loose ends next time! I got excited!

You asked ur fans what we thought of the breakfast in the car n brushing her teeth. My first thought is there is little respect toward what u think or want. Also a bad habit in front of the kids, plus what its teaching them is not to care what any body want or thinks, just do what YOU want an only of your self!!! Sorry 4 bad grammar, I’m on the run. Love u guys, ur the best! PS maybe keep doing stuff that drives her nuts an continue doing it. Lol

Great cast guys! The bell! Thanks for the funny, much needed.

hysterical… why can’t Lana get up 15 minutes earlier eat her eggs and brush her teeth before leaving for school, I think that’s what the most of us do… I’m with you, Sebastian!

@hawaiibound.

11 ай бұрын

Because she seems very spoiled and is used to always getting her own way. She's probably never worked a hard day in her life. I'm surprised she even gets her lazy ass out of bed to take her kids to school with Sebastian.

Seb you are coming to Vancouver but sadly I can't even afford a ticket.

Congratulations Pete on your new show. I’ll be looking for it for sure. Good energy!!!

I heard what Sebastian heard at 1st too…but figured out he meant “dump the pee” about 30 seconds later- lol too funny

Sebastian is the biggest comedian in the country

"They don't teach that shit in drivers training..."🤣

Peter stop under estimating yourself! Would love to hang with you and Jackie that there would be lots of laughs for this old gal. Good luck on the farm God bless you Pete go get them! Sebastian you're on your way good for you. Love the cast always get a good laugh

Omg I ❤️ you guys…greatest medicine for anytime I need to just sit and laugh my ass off😂

Congrats Pete, love the cast, thanks for keeping us laughing 😅😆🤗🤩

Every time Sebastian says “I’m not patting myself on the back here..” he’s not only patting himself on his back, he’s also patting his head, his shoulders and his ass, at the same time..

Love you guys so much! You really brighten my day! 😁♥️

I can't wait to hear this show. You guys are the best.

Talkin about Leo like he's Jesus. Come in man. He's just a dude.

This show was HILARIOUS !! Laughed all the way through. Love all the funny stories and your thoughts on each situation. You guys are a great team. Congratulations Pete, may your success continue to grow.

Lana needs a "defensive drivers course". It helps!

@1erinjames

2 жыл бұрын

Check that...Sebastian and Lana need to take a Defensive Drivers Course. Lol

OMG! I thought he meant shit too! LMAO! Pete with the pee cup, that is a must in my husbands car! So funny! You guys make my week! Your friend Kathy from Montgomery NY

Hope these have this podcast forever!🤣🤣👍♥️

HOW did I miss this episode?? I'm so excited I have a new (for me) cast to watch! Makes my 4th of July 2022!🎆

Caruso's bell killed me! 😂👌🏻

LMFAO "bitch bath" 🤣. I'm sooooooooo stealing that

I love the cast. I’m in tears laughing, keep it going!

I wanna check out Maniscalco Madness Hilarious Cast 😂

"the Bell" dying here, too funny!

Lolol so true.. everyone loves to congregate in the kitchen. The "watering hole". Lol the "bricks" comment was funny! and the "bell!"🔔 😂 Hilarious!

Love love this segment especially the bell 🛎.😂

this was GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congratulations 🎊 Pete! Looking forward to the extra show😁You got me through the Pandemic 😎😷🙋‍♀️

Why not feed the homeless as many times a month as you can. They won’t even need the bartender. This is why the world is like it is. I don’t think I can stand this anymore.

Pete and Sebastian have to burry me after I died laughing watching this podcast !!!!

“But also in the kitchen over there, we got beer” 😂

Sebastian and his parties are so over the top 🤣

Tremendous episode guys!!

Love the bell idea... You guys are great!!

the bit with caruso ringing the bell was great

The car urination story .. the sound effects, *cack* .. *ta-ta-ta* .. only southern europeans do it. Fantastic.

lolol the call back is hysterical

Have you guys ever thought of doing a Cast Tour?! I would go see you guys! Sebastian: see you this evening in Ottawa!!! Woot woot!! Love you both xo

💯% Hilarious 😂 Thank you for the fabulous entertainment. Hi from Iowa