“This is Mark Normand’s Bodega Cat but we got the good shit over here.” 😅 -Joe

@dylanvestige9935

Ай бұрын

That was fuckin...😬

@afronasty2000

Ай бұрын

52:56.... Call the ambulance for M.N.

@FCWW87

Ай бұрын

Heard that, bet that’s crushing for the Bodega boys!

@dylanvestige9935

Ай бұрын

Coulda been worse coulda been what he said about Schaubs bs juice Tiger Thicc

@ViralClipsThatDontSuck

Ай бұрын

I heard another comic say it wasn’t great. Same with Tom and Brent kreishners

Joe doing the G-Force noise needs a compilation

@russtole3715

Ай бұрын

Joe explaining the F-18 ride was awesome!! 😂

@Sabrina_Elizabeth

Ай бұрын

14:35

@Heikin-Ashi-Larry

Ай бұрын

Guarantee pingtrip will put it in a video

@daylight3325

Ай бұрын

@@Cyrberus369you ppl have no lives. After the un tenth time how is it entertaining

@rosiesampson3436

Ай бұрын

How many times will Joe do an impression of Ron White!? I feel like he does it EVER episode since moving to Texas, damn Joe we get it😅

Can't believe this guy is related to homer simpson

@DEATH_TO_TYRANTS

Ай бұрын

Not by blood but adoption

@asummerday4448

Ай бұрын

Dont be silly. Brian is from family guy.

@colton3927

Ай бұрын

And OJ. Hopefully he doesn't follow in his footsteps tho

@podglewis

Ай бұрын

Can’t believe this guy is related to Joe Simpson.

@pho-King

Ай бұрын

there's a lot of Simps son.

Joe - talking about volcanoes Brian - "Ice cube is the only reason I know what pyroclastic flow is."

@thomasvoge664

Ай бұрын

21:28

@Joseph-wf4qg

Ай бұрын

💥 🌋 🧊

@FakefulandDisgracedSlaveClass

Ай бұрын

that shit sent me

“That’s bodega cat, that’s mark normands… we got some good shit though.” 😂

@skiptrace4034

Ай бұрын

That made me cringe hearing it😂

@PurpleHazeVanNederlands

Ай бұрын

​@@skiptrace4034I would never buy it but everyone who has said it tastes like shit?

@stevestevenson8299

Ай бұрын

Stocks are DOWN

When he said " I just want to watch football alone". I felt that shit in my soul

@Kalivermore925

Ай бұрын

I definitely relate when it comes to fights … i invite people over hoping they say no 🤣🤣

@donaldlawson9799

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@scottmcley5111

Ай бұрын

Or at least have some inkling of what's going on.

@robt631

Ай бұрын

I just want to watch it alone!

@SirBobbyDuncan

Ай бұрын

I find it odd/alarming that someone would want to watch a team sport by themselves.... Isn't that like the first sign of depression?

LMAO Bodega Cat catchin strays

Joe’s sound effects when describing events are the best! 😂

@wheelmanstan

Ай бұрын

haha, he's very good at it, like when he explained those tiger attacks

@Jdcakamatsu9

Ай бұрын

Especially animal noises.

@Makula-px8fr

Ай бұрын

12:00 lmao bro is a trip

@SerHuntsReviews

Ай бұрын

Yeah if your deaf

@grbr5240

Ай бұрын

When he's INTO what he's talking about -get outta town! It's a fkn 7d experience!

Joe is on one with these jet impressions 😂😂😂 someone please clip them!

@katielowen

Ай бұрын

I’m listening to this naked eating Frosted Flakes laughing out loud. 🥰😂

@ashersdad1755

Ай бұрын

​​@@katielowen too much detail....your listening was enough

@amailman1409

Ай бұрын

Ping

52:58 “Thats that Bodega Cat, that’s Mark Normand’s stuff. We got some good shit though” 😂😂😂 you know that’ll hurt Normand

@izzyglizzy1939

29 күн бұрын

That was wild, glad I'm not the only one who noticed. That'd feel so rough

@TheDJOblivion

16 күн бұрын

Mark mentioned it on wmbd, someone brought up BC and mark said "yeah, take that rogan, you fkn snob"

"Thats ok its that bodega cat Mark Normands stuff, but weve got some actual good shit tho" 😂😂😂

Brian is always so baked 😂

@cryptocode88

Ай бұрын

… when Joe says “you good?” You know you’re too stoned lol

@safwatnuman4297

Ай бұрын

@@cryptocode88Too stoned? What’s that?😅

@ThePope406

Ай бұрын

Me too.

@9mochabear3

Ай бұрын

You can’t even see his eyes 😂

@Bottlesbybigd

Ай бұрын

I would love to know!​@safwatnuman4297

Joe saying William Montgomery doesn't read his notes on stage at Kill Tony lets me know he doesn't watch Kill Tony 😆

@kkuttg1183

Ай бұрын

I don’t even get why people think Willam Montgomery is funny

@grizzle2015

Ай бұрын

@@kkuttg1183 that's the thing about life, people will like things that you don't

@osvaldonieto

Ай бұрын

@@kkuttg1183Watch his sets 1-10

@WoWsoEPIC

Ай бұрын

@@kkuttg1183ok robot

@vibes24osrs

Ай бұрын

you clearly didn't watch how William started because Joe is right he use to come out with a note pad now he comes out with a shred of paper at most

Casually just shitting on Mark and Sam's whiskey like "we got some good shit".

Brian is a really smart, cool guy. Never knew anything about him until today. Gained a fan for sure

That Ron White story is getting oooooooold 😂

@guyledouche6039

Ай бұрын

They all are but atleast it was quick n painless lol

@jdog4534

16 сағат бұрын

The whole covid migration texas story about how great it is to be a comedian is getting oooooooold

Bring back the shaman, at 432 hz.

@bluffem

Ай бұрын

Moon stone pimpin'

Train By Day, Joe Rogan By Night

@SadisticKid.

Ай бұрын

All day

@ThemVenueBoyz

Ай бұрын

Jamie pull that up

@ThemVenueBoyz

Ай бұрын

Jamie pull up the video of the gorilla taking DMT and applying for health insurance

@Josh-eb5vm

Ай бұрын

@@ThemVenueBoyz pick one

@icantthinkofacoolname1308

Ай бұрын

Train by night,Joe Rogan by day

Imma try the “Huut Huut!” Next time I go on Goliath at Six Flags Magic Mountain.

@TheMickeyBloo

Ай бұрын

That sounds like the synopsis of an epic fantasy porn movie. 😂

Joe busy unlocking new fears in Brian 😂😂

Never forget what they did to us during covid

@johnwray393

Ай бұрын

Covid made me really appreciate my home state. We didn't bother with any of that shit after like the first couple weeks. We waited to make sure people weren't dropping dead left and right and then went on like normal. Couldn't imagine not being in a free state during covid.

@colt4505

Ай бұрын

​@@johnwray393Florida? 😂

@johnwray393

Ай бұрын

@colt4505 North Carolina but yeah, Florida really didn't give a fuck.

@AwtaMadik

Ай бұрын

I lost both my parents during covid and they didn't have covid but what really upsets me is they passed in excessive fear do to all the BS going on.

@Voo504Doo

Ай бұрын

u mean dont forget what they do to us literally 24/7 since the federal bank and fiat money / fractional reserve banking started? enslaving the entire world with something that has no intrinsic value and doesnt even really exist. its monopoly money that controls everyones every move action and thought. if thats not babylonian money magic idk what is. if you go against them like lincoln, jfk and andrew jackson you get shot. The south during the Civil war was the last real American heros fighting for financial freedom and states rights, which wouldn't allow us to be in this current situation we are in...but the bankers always win. Research the Black nobility bloodlines

Sane by Day So Broken by Night All Day

Thanks for the shoutout to the regular guy doing construction !

@heyitspete6472

Ай бұрын

Get back to work

@mnetzer6777

Ай бұрын

@@heyitspete6472 💀💀😂😂

Just a daily reminder that Brenda Schuab is still not invited to perform at the Mothership.

@CockDiesel-gu5eg

Ай бұрын

Lmmmaaoooo

@deedook4736

Ай бұрын

hahaha

@sanangelo1983

Ай бұрын

HAAAAAA 😂😂😂

@moatef1586

Ай бұрын

@@deedook4736 FREE PALESTINE

@shinjicarter

Ай бұрын

I think you have to be a comedian to perform there, right?

@ 12:18 that would have been a great stand-up bit for Joe lmao that was so funny "omg he's experiencing this too and he's flying!!?"

Joe Rogan explaining how fast a jet is was hilarious. Yea buddy, we know, they're fast. Have a cookie.

@zacanac8986

Ай бұрын

Have you been in a jet? Not from la to ny

@jamesmichael9341

2 күн бұрын

Bro thinks he can comprehend how fast a jet is while sitting on his couch with his chips saying “heck yeah”. There’s a complete difference when you’re in a jet. Which is clearly what he is explaining. It’s hard to read youtube comments, so many dumb people like yourself.

Brian fighting with google assistant killed me LMAO

Thanks so much for this, you've helped me to reset back to confident and happiness again (thousands of miles away in Aotearoa New Zealand).

@SquidGains

Ай бұрын

Right in brotha keep going strong 🤘

@gunsmoke254

28 күн бұрын

hell yeah, im from Taranaki, New Zealand. Love that the podcast is back on KZread

Lmao that hornet story was hilarious.

That's that Bodega Cat, Mark Normand's stuff. We got some good shit though. Ouch 😂

@pauljoseph8338

Ай бұрын

I know! That was so funny. I guess we know what Rogan thinks of that crap whiskey!

@bsx121

Ай бұрын

Made me sad but it does sound like ass😂

@ghagzor

Ай бұрын

Its funny but I think it is a different kind of whiskey than normal

@chrismard

Ай бұрын

@pauljoseph8338 well you know Rogan got that top shelf stuff.

@bsx121

Ай бұрын

@@pauljoseph8338 it was very mean

Today we learn what sounds the jet makes.

@johnwray393

Ай бұрын

To funny, Joe was on one this episode. Lol

@sneezingmango

Ай бұрын

And how to force blood to my head. "Hutt hutt hutt"

Brian’s Netflix special is one of the funniest I’ve seen in a while. The types of topics he gets you to laugh at is master level comedic skill and ability🫡

It’s like Groundhog Day on this podcast now. I feel like Bill Murray smashing my alarm clock and punching out some dork on the street

@thealternative9580

Ай бұрын

He could fly out a scientist or a historian or an investigative journalist or old school counterculture figures. Bring on Pickard and talk about LSD labs. Something. This is gay.

@Rossman7133

Ай бұрын

He keeps telling the same stories over and over like an old man 👴

@funnydonor9484

Ай бұрын

@@Rossman7133he should do 2 pods per week MAX. It’s just so lucrative for everyone to push our 4 or 5 sometimes. 90% are boring

@BrandonElps

Ай бұрын

How bout y'all start your own podcast and invite those weirdos on to your show other than that sit back and stfu

“All this design that god created….” - Rogan Texas really has changed this man lol

@sneezingmango

Ай бұрын

I was like "that's some shit duncan would say"

@basilbaker6025

Ай бұрын

Watching Joe slowly become a Christian is hilarious

@Not-thatKaren

Ай бұрын

Has he changed enough to vote red? 🤔

@Mojo_Jojo45

29 күн бұрын

​@@Not-thatKarenhe forced Tucker Carlson on KT... I think the pendulum has swung.

Joe Rogan is Joe Rogan's favorite impressionist.

@BazookaTooth707

Ай бұрын

Its the only part of acting he has left. Let him have it lol

@ETAisNOW

Ай бұрын

@@BazookaTooth707what a weird comment

@Richard.Yoplait

Ай бұрын

@@BazookaTooth707 fair enough

@BazookaTooth707

Ай бұрын

@@ETAisNOW The world is a weird place. You didn't know this?

@ETAisNOW

Ай бұрын

@@BazookaTooth707 so I can’t point out something weird because that will mean I don’t know the world is weird?

I’ve been a fan of Brian Simpson for about 10yrs or more now.

@BrandonElps

Ай бұрын

Oh my God really that's single handedly the most impressive thing I've ever learned in my life ten years that's astonishing bro

I'm glad Joe still can see how lucky he is to be in the spot Also a lot of hard work but he still realise the sheer luck

Rogen is spot on, my wife and I live in Florida, and we never shut down doing that time. I worked the entire time and would go out on the weekends with my wife to restaurants and etc... I said all that to say that Texas is a lot like Florida we live it up no matter what.

@timw4432

Ай бұрын

If I had to pick, it would be Florida all day. Beautiful weather, hot ass Latina mamas, great coastline and just an all around GTA wildness

@djhplaya117

Ай бұрын

That's BS, I live if FL also, Tamarac. There was a shutdown, just not as long as other states. There were a good 3 months where the only things open were essential businesses. I am glad that it wasn't as restricted as other states, and we were able to make the decisions for ourselves as to how to protect ourselves, rather than government curfews and mandates, but to say FL never shut down is disingenuous. Maybe that was your experience, but that wasn't a state wide experience.

Brian Simpson is a killer!!! His special made me laugh harder than I did in a while 😂

The old school boxing world always used to say "punch power" is the last thing to go

I have stage 4 lung cancer and has two weeks to live,i have listened to every joe Rogan podcast except the ones that were deleted,thank u joe, this will be my last day on electronics as next two week I won't use KZread,good bye joe, goodbye everyone

@CSwift-vr1qg

Ай бұрын

Yo are you being for real?

@J3R3MI6

Ай бұрын

@@CSwift-vr1qgcopied and pasted comment

@TaylaWhala

Ай бұрын

Geez, thanks for ruining my night. I hope your full of shit. But if not, RIP brother. If you don’t know Jesus, now is the time to know him.

@gillobrillo75

Ай бұрын

Sending you love and prayers. Hope joe connects with you much love ❤

@delikat83

Ай бұрын

Brother we love you. ❤️

52:56 DAMN, shots fired on Bodega Cat lol

I just came here to say I still haven't watched a single second of Joe's stand up

@kevinkrug466

Ай бұрын

It's not great

@bobbowie9350

Ай бұрын

He just yells,whines, and makes faces. 5 mins is enough

@jordanbabcock9349

12 күн бұрын

Wow, you are awesome.

@jdog4534

16 сағат бұрын

Ive seen one of his "specials." I really wanted laugh. The only thing that was remotely funny was that it appeared that they paid him his cut of the door money and he stuffed it in his front pocket. I was thinking he must've been touring with Joey Diaz and had nowhere else to stuff it.

Brian gained a new fan. He actually says insightful interedting things

“It’s like time travel” I lost it 😂

It takes real courage to tell the truth. Remember my friend.."You are not alone, and you never have been alone. Very inspiring frequency. Pp

@variaxi935

14 күн бұрын

Pp

Gonna go out on a limb and say they talk about the comedy store

Hell Yeah!! Brian Simpson! I love this man!! He is too funny!

Brian is always a great guest. Probably my favorite of Joe's friends at the moment 😄

@heyitspete6472

Ай бұрын

Said no one

@vhscopyofseinfeld

Ай бұрын

I fucking love Brian Simpson. He was on Stavros Halkias’ pod last week; check it out, it was great.

@heyitspete6472

Ай бұрын

@@vhscopyofseinfeld no

@doodahman2995

Ай бұрын

Why did he do his Special in The Little Boy? I'm only 10 min in and it's not great.

"Yeah I once blacked out -- it was embarrassing. I was going 6.5 Gs"

No matter what the conversation is, I always learn something!

This always tends to be one of the better conversations when Brian come on

Duncan got that booster

Brian just scored 10 out of 12 playing 'Tom or Black' on Your Mom's House podcast. Congratulations, Brian!

@doodahman2995

Ай бұрын

Bert, Tom and YMH Suck so bad. Go watch Redbars reaction to their new vodka. It's so funny.

@jimfogg7836

Ай бұрын

10 out of 12. He got 2 wrong

@Mike-nf6nf

Ай бұрын

@@jimfogg7836 Thanks. Edited.

I love Brian Simpson. Super funny dude and a great listen on any podcast.

Saw the special. It rocked, Brian.. keep them coming

@BrandonElps

Ай бұрын

He can't hear you bro try saying it a little louder maybe

WELCOME BACK JOE!!!!!!!

Joe specifically calling out the Bodega Cat and blatantly saying it's just "ok" and asking Jamie for better whiskey is unknowingly the funniest shit Also i bought it before so it's extra funny because it was definitely just ok at best

@noTrenKing

Ай бұрын

yes sir joe kept it a 100

“Humble brag” lmfao 🤣!!

Great, trying to sleep and an hour later I’m having nightmares about sink holes.

Always awesome to see a great comic as a guest. You know that the conversation is going to have plenty of funny moments. Love Brian and Joe. Hope I can make it out to The Mothership one day.

You alright?? means GTFO your phone man!! 😂😂😂

@2869may

Ай бұрын

It's just a few hours.... you'll be ok without it.

@hellamodest

Ай бұрын

Lol I thought he sniffed a line or something 😂

Thank you my Heir Brian attending unto our OWN and having sincere conversations unto my Heir Host Joe! Thank you!

Would LOVE ❤️ to experience being in that green room at the mothership at all times and to laugh 😂 THAT hard man!!!!

FINALLY JOE IS BACK ON KZread. YOU CANT SILENCE FREEDOM BABY 🦅

@joewat3982

Ай бұрын

They should make a page where artists / creators can give authorization for positive content use. Jaime can check the list & 👍or👎[Exposure is better than a petty claim]. Also, a DMCA FAIR USE notification in the beginning or scrolled underneath a segment could let them be more free

@mnetzer6777

Ай бұрын

YES!!!!!

@TheBeast519

Ай бұрын

KZread silences it all the time…

Never lock your legs in formation. We always saw dudes fainting. Especially during a change of command ceremony. 😅

@jdog4534

15 сағат бұрын

I saw a dude pass out on day one of basic training while we were standing in line (at parade rest) to get our linen. His head hit the concrete so hard, it sounded like someone dropped a watermelon.. he took it like a soldier though. Came to, recovered and returned to the position of parade rest

I fainted at a funeral in high school from having legs locked, Bill Bergey picked me up and knew exactly what happened and gave me his seat for a cpl mins

So happy for him. Haven’t see the special yet but I plan too.

Finally! Joe has a stand up comedian on the show. It's about time!

@Nikorasu_US

Ай бұрын

Must of missed all of last week.

@taLLdavidproduction

Ай бұрын

​@@Nikorasu_USYoure the only one missing something lmfao

@Tony525_

Ай бұрын

Where?

@ETAisNOW

Ай бұрын

The leader of a comedy movement had a comedian on? Whaaaaaaaat? No way

Bro, that was a crazy episode. Already watched it all. Thanks for uploading.

Hahahaha Brian triggered my Google when he was talking shit to his phone!!!! 😂😂😂😂

Brian Simpson, “start with the ball squeeze” 😂😂😂

Like if you want to see a bear as a guest

@bored7743

Ай бұрын

I want to see Joe take DMT and during his trip.. interview a cup of milk. I’m sure you feel the same way..

You’re the man Joe! You make the boring stuff I do less boring.

@osmosisjones4912

Ай бұрын

Bill Cosby is innocent change my mind

@littlewigglemonster7691

Ай бұрын

For reals. Makes them boring ask work little less empty 😂

@sneezingmango

Ай бұрын

My brain translates 9 hour work shifts into "oh that's like 3 Joe Rogan episodes, nice"

That noise that he made about the underwater boat was so realistic sounding

Honestly, how many people are actually running up to Brian screaming "Oh my God its Brian Simpson!!" ?

@stillholding4975

Ай бұрын

This is joe marketing his comedians. Again

Watching this from nj. We just an earthquake this morning. And we don't usually get them.

@user-jc4zc1is3u

Ай бұрын

Yea same here, house shook like a mf

A duke university heart doctor told my dad myocarditis is linked to covid vac, I was just as shocked. Severe heart failure. Last week.

@corneliusthecrowtamer1937

Ай бұрын

My condolences. It gave my grandma sudden onset of severe rheumatoid arthritis.

@BonesJones85

Ай бұрын

Yeah, wait a few more years when these women that have babies after getting the vax and there will be more things to be discovered.

@lokhtar

Ай бұрын

I’m sorry about your father. But that doctor doesn’t know what he is talking about. There is no way he would be able to make that cause and effect association. Because viral illnesses (including CoVID but also every ring from the cold to the flu) have been associated with myocarditis from forever.

@jchastain789

Ай бұрын

@lokhtar well nc has the best medical schools in the country, and he wouldn't be in the Duke heart unit for nothing? I'm sure he wouldn't make that up . He knows what he's talking about I'm sure

@BonesJones85

Ай бұрын

@@lokhtar they can for sure make connection. Even though its all covid, molecules all look different in the viruses. Stop watching CNN.

Bodega cat catching strays 😂😂😂😂

I wonder how many time Brian has heard these stories lol

brian simpson rules

@userEleventh0

Ай бұрын

No Bill Nye taught us Science Rules🙄

Brian Simpsons stand up special was hilarious. This pod about to be awesome

@reesecollins482

Ай бұрын

Comedian podcasts are all the fucking same, nothing you will hear will be something you haven't heard before. And for comedy podcasts, they aren't very funny. Most people are not interested in the intricacies of stand up comedy 10 times a month

@BazookaTooth707

Ай бұрын

​@@reesecollins482not all comedy podcasts are talking inside baseball.

Hahaha! Happened to me…. 😂 I made it the entire LE Academy and Fell Out in formation because I was in awe of my accomplishments and locked out my legs, knees. 🤪💀

Wearing wool socks to bed=best sleep you've had🧦.,.

@raydawg6364

Ай бұрын

Sup dawg

@Tessimistic420

Ай бұрын

Monster 😘 lol

@Tessimistic420

Ай бұрын

Hey I just read your name How Funny. I just happened to be looking for a baby daddy LOL

I love the daily new episodes!

Had a kid lock his knees during a 6th grade singing performance from the top of the stands. Man went backwards to the back of his head from like 10ft in the air. Don't lock ya knees.

"She squirts liver juice out her ankle." 😂‼️

I could go for a Brian Simpson episode maybe once every, idk, 2 years?

Who saw Andrew Schulz cook Ben Shaprio? 🔥

@SquidGains

Ай бұрын

I would but Schulz ain't easy to listen to

Joe just throwing shade on bodega cat ruined my morning

5:25 they were def coked tf up 😂

That was a good podcast

@jeffmonroe6317

Ай бұрын

What part?

@stickereddie

Ай бұрын

lol

@deerentrailz420

Ай бұрын

lmaooooooo

@2KCustomerService

Ай бұрын

True

@NecroChungus

Ай бұрын

I liked the part when they talked about comedy

Thumbs up if you're glad he's back on KZread! 👍🏻

@bwmclaurin

Ай бұрын

It was better on Spotify since the show wasn't restricted by the KZread Mafia...

@NightwingReturns

Ай бұрын

​@@bwmclaurinYeah, but it's free here. Free is better.

Love you joe

So glad to be back on KZread!!

William makes me want to assemble a ginger army or sumthin😂❤️✌️

Joe makes feel normal about how passionately I express myself. Lol.

When I saw Brian’s Special was 1 hour 11 minutes, I thought it was going to be way too long. Nope. It was so great, the time just flew by. Well done!

Yaaay! Congratulación 🤗☀️😎

😂😂😂 aw man good chuckle over coffee