"EHHHHAGGGAAHHH!" - Conan, while bustin' in Valeria

My mind is so blow by this answer to the riddle of steel that I am going to rewatch Conan.

@CopaExMachina

2 ай бұрын

As if you need a reason.

It's been a minute since a Copa Classic drop. These deserve more views. Looking forward to how lubed silicone is the answer to the riddle of steel lol

@CopaExMachina

2 ай бұрын

I want to do more Copa Classics for sure. Imagine Conan beating hordes off with a lubed silicone sword. Let the cash flow into that budget.

Another video, another BANGER

@CopaExMachina

2 ай бұрын

Thanks brotha 🙏🤌

I don't know how i was allowed at age 10 or 11 to see this movie at the theater. great video bro, laughed out loud many times. the thing about the two dads and who they are wrong will be a classic.

@CopaExMachina

Ай бұрын

I was only allowed to watch it on TV until I was about the same age lol

If I wanted wind in my hair, I’d stick my head out the window. Damn steel!

@CopaExMachina

2 ай бұрын

Wind at your hair is such a beta male answer. How did he sneak into that tent?

Excellent conclusion! Thanks for the new perspective on a classic!

@CopaExMachina

2 ай бұрын

Thank you, I really enjoyed putting this one together and love talking about the classics. Everyone in this movie gave a solid performance. There is an interesting fan theory about how Game of Thrones is tied to the Conan universe I might want to tackle later. Thoughts on that?

@joshuakanapkey6570

2 ай бұрын

@@CopaExMachina That would be... interesting, but I'm not really a fan of GoT or Martin as a writer. I'd definitely watch to see the theory, though.

Good work COPA and a shout out to my boy Gerry Muthafuggin LOPEZ.

@CopaExMachina

2 ай бұрын

Gerry was in Big Wednesday (I think he taught Milus to surf IIRC). He should have been in Point Break somewhere. Major shout out 🤙

Stupid internet. No notification. I've been having a rough time since the storm on Thursday. Sorry I missed it live.

@CopaExMachina

2 ай бұрын

How dare you apologize to me. Never apologize to me.

Clean shaven head backstory: Conplete

@CopaExMachina

2 ай бұрын

Don't tell anyone else but I lied...it wasn't a dramatization at all

Cool now I have to rewatch Conan the Barbarian for the 347th time now with this answer in mind

@CopaExMachina

2 ай бұрын

Happy to feed into your Conan addiction

I had no idea Oliver Stone wrote Conan. That’s amazing. By the way, after watching this video now I’m starting to rewatch the Conan movies bless you, Lort Copa

@CopaExMachina

2 ай бұрын

Oliver Stone wrote Cocaine the Barbarian.

@CannoliSasquatch

2 ай бұрын

@@CopaExMachina Man I bet he got some HIGH praise for this

LIKE! CRONCH-LIKE! CRONCH-EEET!

@CopaExMachina

2 ай бұрын

Hear the lamentations of the like button

@BIBuildy

2 ай бұрын

@@CopaExMachina May they hear the echoes in Valhalla.

It appears that Whitey, Joker and Cannoli all became the Kings of their own hand….

@CopaExMachina

2 ай бұрын

This story shall also be told.

@subtledeviancy-fg5vb

2 ай бұрын

@@CopaExMachina This might explain the way Cannoli grasps his breadsticks…

Oh Copa, even you misunderstood the Riddle of Steel. It is not the sword, nor the steel in his heart, but rather the steel in his PANTS and how he uses it! If he hadn't boned Valerian so well, he never would've been saved! She even came back from the dead to save him... now THAT is some serious thirst that can only be quenched by Conan's "steel."

@CopaExMachina

2 ай бұрын

Dude you're making my hilt hurt...say this again but like, slower.

@fallous

2 ай бұрын

@@CopaExMachina Just imagine me saying it as John Milius (prior to stroke).

@CopaExMachina

2 ай бұрын

I mean you're making sense to me.

Neo may see no spoon, but the spiral of bread and fruit is nothing to shake cheese over. No matter how grating. A table spoon of wisdom is forked and turned into a mouthful. Regardless of genealogy, or even location. I truly hope this clears up my position. #Pasta_Etiquette

I always thought Oliver Stone and Milius co-wrote it together. This info makes much more sense that his version was a drug-induced nightmare.

@CopaExMachina

Ай бұрын

Cocaine the Barbarian screenplay was going to be lit though 😂

I smashed the like button

@CopaExMachina

2 ай бұрын

"Hello, pants store? It's Copa. I busted the zipper from the inside out again... Yes it was IJP again..."

100% lamentation

@JammaLamma

2 ай бұрын

100% Jammalamentation of de women YUP.

So, the Conan the Barbarian movie almost became Thundarr the Barbarian?

@CopaExMachina

2 ай бұрын

By this much 👌

Doom was right. If you watch the whole scene were he reveals Conan the answer to the Riddle of Steel. He isnt refering to physocal strength only but spiritual too. He says to Conan look at the strength of your body THE DESIRE IN YOUR HEART..I GAVE YOU THS. So he knew it clearly.

@CopaExMachina

Ай бұрын

Doom says flesh is the answer, which partly right. But flesh can be taken out by steal. Also, he meant the control of other people's flesh. Honestly though, he was closer to the answer than Conan's father was.

@TheVetoSkreeemer

Ай бұрын

​@@CopaExMachinaYou got to analyze the whole scene and Doom a answer is not one to be taking literaly, the fllesh he referís to is also spiritual. When he shows the power of the flash part of it is to impose your will in others, convince or seduce them. That is why he makes the girl jump of the cliff. Also I once more refer yo what he said to Conan when he said he give him desire in his heart. That is how I interpret Doom s answer. And find it quite accurate.

So it was the bad ass intro music that was the true answer?

@CopaExMachina

2 ай бұрын

Have you ever noticed how close the opening themes to Conan and Total Recall are?

Bring back the original script! 😂

@CopaExMachina

2 ай бұрын

That OG Cocaine the Barbarian screenplay is 🔥lol

I like my spaghetti how I like my women. Loose, bendy, and... sticky. 😎

@CopaExMachina

2 ай бұрын

😂Where does the meatballs fit in this scenario?

@Melvin-Deeply

2 ай бұрын

@@CopaExMachina I've got nothing. You got me. 🤣🤣

SO MUCH HIGH T

@CopaExMachina

2 ай бұрын

With extreme velocity

I don't get it. Is this woke Hollywood or not?

@JammaLamma

2 ай бұрын

Girl boss pfft totally woke

@CopaExMachina

2 ай бұрын

Yes.