“Aren’t they all opponents” lil bro thinks he is playing risk

@OdinWannaBe

Ай бұрын

I mean .......

@smoko7113

Ай бұрын

Risk is based off real life strategies on global war

Landia is the most important country on this planet. Glory to Chairman xQc

@Kevin.Costner.

Ай бұрын

But i’m TIRED GRANDPA!

@EZYash5

Ай бұрын

@@Kevin.Costner. 👴🏻take ya pants off kevvy boy, we going round 2.

@Kevin.Costner.

Ай бұрын

@@EZYash5woah woah woah, Easy there DB Cooper

@GEO_________________________24

Ай бұрын

God damn boyh​@@Kevin.Costner.

@xQcBiggestFan

Ай бұрын

The language spoken there is Yapanese

I can't go to yemen, im an analyst 😭 🙎🏿‍♂️👉 get on the plane ✈️ 🎶 im only human 🎶

@M3-AZONE

Ай бұрын

aware

@conusx4752

Ай бұрын

hasan moment

@preachermarcus1140

Ай бұрын

cringe

@UmUs

Ай бұрын

monkaPickle I CAN'T GO TO YEMEN

@tranminhhieu9492

Ай бұрын

Foren

They say that it is impossible to ask a stupid question. But when a question is asked by xqc the impossible becomes possible.

Chat visibility is suboptimal 🙂

@DiluteOxygen

Ай бұрын

Agreed

@IAMTHEGOOCHALMIGHTY

Ай бұрын

unlike your mother that we can see from another zipcode

@ryanduffy2152

Ай бұрын

Is it really all that bad? From what I can tell when I glance at the chat. They don't have the mental intelligence to get past the pronunciation of a country in Africa for 26 minutes 🤷‍♂️ so I image nothing they have to say anyways would be all that constructive.

@froggin-zp4nr

Ай бұрын

Nothing of value was lost

@2alsen

Ай бұрын

@@IAMTHEGOOCHALMIGHTY damn bro

We should go to Somalia with xQc & build our own country, we'll be his most loyal Zululium warriors African Warlord xQc

@grimyGobIin

Ай бұрын

Do yu know the wae 🤓

thanks to johhny harris i know what this country is called now

@nvondoom545

Ай бұрын

Da booty 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

this editor just slapped that chat with white text on a white background

19:33 good question lil quebecian, it's called pan-arabism and was popular towards the tail end of the ottoman rule in the area, given it's socialist tendancies that transcend the sectarian division between Shia and Sunni Muslims which promote greater cooperation between Arabs that obviously makes it a target for the USA wanting to destabilise a potential united growing power in the world where they can plant military bases

Djibouti: The Game of Thrones.

Crazy how the dictator of Djibouti didn't invest most of the money he got from all the countries into his own population, the amount of money he got from all the big countries for sure could have helped the native people with a lot more than what they have today.

@HapPawhere

Ай бұрын

Most african countries

@Ke1ko7

Ай бұрын

As most dictators do, they keep 99% of the wealth to themselves. Djibouti is a country with extreme wealth while simultaneously being one of the poorest countries on the planet

@omaralqahtani270

18 күн бұрын

I do feel like the majority of westerns are super naive or maybe ignorant am not too sure :) do you think all these western forces want that region to stabilize, grow, and develop? simple answer is NO. why? cuz west will lose control over them and create for them selves new wealthy, strong, and independent rivals and super powers! US and Europe would die for Africa and Middle East to never be stable.

yep, at the end of the day everybody just wants a piece of Djibouti.

Landia has expanded to include Djibouti. Landia is now the single most powerful nation in the world.

spent 10 months there at Camp Lemonnier in 2023!

Actual good reaction video by xqc, i enjoyed

@dio6865

Ай бұрын

Literlly what is good about his reaction ? He only comes in to say the most retarded thing you can think of an d then get mad for no reason,

Lesson learned: If you're an unstable country, ask two countries to set up military bases inside your country at the same time, take rent money, and do something with that. The people living in the base will need a local industry to feed themselves and play

@LoliPolice-bf7mw

Ай бұрын

hesRight

@yngfljm2277

Ай бұрын

if that's your takeaway then you either didn't watch or pay attention to the video. everything gets shipped in for the foreign military bases from their own countries, even water and entertainment.

@Melindro

Ай бұрын

local industry: 2 camels. These countries are and will always be shitholes because the poweful keep economic freedom as low as posible so they can extract as much as they can

@himanshusr

Ай бұрын

did you even watched the video???? all foods and goods are transported from their countries only, even the water they drink

@misere4

Ай бұрын

you learned nothing

Based on the thumbnail, that looks like Djibouti.

Aware old chat is gone forever

8:48 comment: "USA did IX/XI themself"

6:30 first ever "duh" spam

Oh nah, the video said “china!” And someone in chat goes “DOGS” Immediately

19:30 😂😂😂 THAT TEAM WOULD GO HARD X

cool video as always Mr cow

@kylekjc

Ай бұрын

cool stolen video mr cow*

3:54 classic France W 🍷🗿

16:44 how is this poorly translated xd he says exactly what subtitles say

Chat tryna not make a booty joke impossible edition

Aliens are watching the Earth and they're laughing at us

20:10 that's because they have the resources, but other countries actually know what to do with them

"UK owns nothing" he says living in a commonwealth British country

@danilapolesciuk4316

Ай бұрын

And it being one of the biggest superpowers of the world

@lennonkelly-james2693

Ай бұрын

The Canadian oath is literally pledging allegiance to the monarchy.

@YouCanCallMeReTro

Ай бұрын

They used the strong navy meta which was pretty busted back in those earlier patches.

@efeddwdw9782

Ай бұрын

he lives in florida

@lennonkelly-james2693

Ай бұрын

@@efeddwdw9782 He moves around a lot but he's lived in Canada most of his life.

I can't go to yemen, I'm an analyst!

atleast edit the ads in bruh

Houthi movement is dangerous, but what about the Hooters movement?

@Sceptonic

Ай бұрын

Femboy hooters 🥵

a bro said religion when he said why they aren't on the same team, religion is the only one of two things in common with us in the region, everyone here hopes for a caliphate, but who do you think hates the c word and doesn't want one to rise?.

@Redcloudsrocks

Ай бұрын

if religion is the only thing in common then there's ur problem. It's not the only thing, people eat the same, sleep same, listen to same entertainment etc. the reason they don't work together is because they believe the others are the enemy because they just believe it and won't think otherwise.

@hanzohattori007

Ай бұрын

@@Redcloudsrocks in xqc's word, do you live here, because i do.

@eavocado5890pppj

Ай бұрын

@@Redcloudsrocksall of you are wrong the gulf states literally have a union just like the EU, it’s called the GCC and they have open borders and open trade

i can't go to yemen i'm an analyst🛫

No foreign power recognizes Somaliland's sovereignty, so now we know the politics of the video creator lol

just fly

no matter how many high quality videos this guy makes, i’ll always think of him as the shampoo guy

@brendon1689

Ай бұрын

high quality?

@maramba32

Ай бұрын

@@brendon1689i dont see any other journalists do this type of reporting.

@brendon1689

Ай бұрын

@@maramba32 lmao there are plenty of political deep dive channels, saying that there is a shortage of good youtubers is like saying there is a shortage of good musicians you're just not looking hard enough he's very biased and consistently presents details either poorly or outright incorrectly

@maramba32

Ай бұрын

@@brendon1689 i just want channel names then, just wanna see if others report on that country as well

@brendon1689

Ай бұрын

@@maramba32 on specifically eritrea? idk i would have to look, but i know a small channel for military strategy and also another small one for demographic change i know DW also makes decent documentaries when they aren't or despite being biased

LOL IT SOUNDS LIKE BOOTY GET IT

theres a dictator in djibouti? i thought the only one in africa was the one in Eritrea 💀 ya allah

4 comments “No comments yet Say something to start a conversation” 3 views 12 likes

@jakobb11

Ай бұрын

Atleast we got a shitty meta take

formerly french somaliland

I've always been surprised that none of the big countries (US, Russia, China, etc...) haven't just gone in and full-on invaded and taken over countries like Djibouti. Yes, i know it would be costly initially. But surely the long-term payoff would be worth it? All these problems could be solved very quickly.

@brendon1689

Ай бұрын

dw it's not an insult it's normal for most people but are you either really young or new to these topics? tldr military occupation is highly ineffective, which a lot people don't get since brute force *seems* like the "simple" solution to things usually reasons being -people hate you -you have to pay lots of money to bring your stuff there -you have to pay lots of money to keep it there -people will try to break your stuff because they hate you -it's bad for your reputation so other countries will be taking note -if the people hate you then they don't really want to work with you so you have to either pay people more or do things yourself basically the old european style imperialism really only worked for a while because there was such a huge tech gap between them and everyone else, making other countries either get crushed or more cooperative, both being because eu just had more tech and money it's the reason why countries like the us follow a "small and temporary" type of military presence now (temporary meaning only that there is some kind of objective at play and not simply a land grab) far simpler to just put a little bit of money everywhere *just in case* something happens but not having to take on the actual responsibilities of the countries they are in, while also getting more reach to more strategic areas

@zachattack245

Ай бұрын

@@brendon1689 I would say I’m neither. I’m just a person who thinks more in absolutes than most others. But I get your point

@MiLa-xi6qj

Ай бұрын

@@zachattack245 If the US tried to take control over such an important country then China or Russia would support the country and it would start a proxy war vice versa. Pretty much what's happened to Ukraine these past few years

Oil up lil bro

@luke8264

Ай бұрын

Ok

no.

If only religion wasn’t a thing, which’ll never happen cause humans would rather think there’s some gods than admitting we might just be in a timeless abyss

The thing about China's debt trap is that it's nothing new. China has recently become rich, and want to be powerful. They just looked to western powers and did the same thing, except unlike western loans, Chinese loans don't have political conditions like austerity and privatization of the economy.

I feel so sick right now

your little djibouty

True. I didn't know France existed

America is the most important planet in the country KKonaW

iiiiinteresting

A risk/catan map irl, all complaining about others peeping at themselves.

I MEAN,THATS ONE WAY OF TALKING ABOUT MY ASS AAAAAAAAA

its gigachad when any other country does it but when america does it they all boo

@danilapolesciuk4316

Ай бұрын

Wait I'm confused what exactly are you talking about?

@JujutsuMasta

Ай бұрын

Channel comments check out themselves

@1ycan-eu9ji

Ай бұрын

this entire video was saying waahh china does what the west was already doing

@MrSlaughterrific

Ай бұрын

Every human civilization has done the exact same shit for thousands of years, but most people only know american history and they rage. They lack the critical information that all humans are humans

@froggin-zp4nr

Ай бұрын

America invented the victim complex

You say de because youre french speaking. I say de because im Spanish speaking. We're just built different xqc'est pas baguette.

Nah thx, imma stay here in quebec

the Brits spread themselves too thinly; classic IRL Risk mistake innit

oh hi drake glazer

Hasan's Houthi heroes

new Gates Foundation propaganda just dropped BATCHEST

Aware

Nah somalia's the pointy part of africa

End of the story is: the country is not Important.

@Ayoubisdead

Ай бұрын

false.

@creativeartivity

Ай бұрын

Most international trade goes through there. It's the reason why China is investing heavily into choke points located at the Red Sea, the strait of malacca, and near madagascar. Whoever controls these choke points has a major advantage

@xxstealerxx

Ай бұрын

So u didn't watch the video. Brainrot strikes again

@danilapolesciuk4316

Ай бұрын

Brainrot central

@chilleonski-bv9gi

Ай бұрын

Considering US, France, Germany, China, Japan and other countries set up a military base there it literally is lol

xqc is so slow when it comes to understanding global politics.

People who wear beanies like that *cringe*

2:25 "wtf" he acted like america doesn't have bases all over their invaded countries

@AlbertoBalsalm

Ай бұрын

Nearly the entirety of America’s bases exist in foreign countries with permission of the host, hollow brain.

@eavocado5890pppj

Ай бұрын

@@AlbertoBalsalmnot true

@Dinco422

Ай бұрын

@@AlbertoBalsalm hahaha =)) you keep believing that

@LilNoodles

29 күн бұрын

@@AlbertoBalsalm errrmmm....

Why nobody isn't talking about Haiti 😮

@grimyGobIin

Ай бұрын

🤫🤫🧏‍♂️🧏‍♂️🗿🗿

@danilapolesciuk4316

Ай бұрын

Haiti has been everywhere wdym?

@awellculturedmanofanime1246

Ай бұрын

Irrelevant and self inflicted + already talked about enough without any change from inside 😂

3 views in 1 minute bro fell off

dude saying oil won't be a big part of the earth's future is the biggest cope i've heard all year

@carsonburt2966

Ай бұрын

are we not eventually gonna run out??? you good??

@KazingaD

Ай бұрын

@@carsonburt2966 there are enough known reserves to last another 50 years. but there are also constantly new wells being discovered and drilled. "earth's future" is vast, but what i felt like he was implying is the next 15 years. it's tomorrow now, but that's how i felt yesterday

Last

the original video is so pointless its crazy...He just repeated the same shit over and over again and stated the most obvious facts brah!

First

first

xQc Reacts Post on the MAIN!!!

mr cow can i be in djbouti 🤤

@luke8264

Ай бұрын

Huh?

ja booty LULW

Dja booty

Im so early theres only bots in the comments

JA BOOTY HAHAHAHAHA

"His French is good" Yeah no sh*t, that's his first language, how the f does this guy have any viewers?

@XxSphinx140xX

Ай бұрын

A mf who says stupid shit is more entertaining than a mf who doesn’t

@rileymills7271

Ай бұрын

Why is this guy mad

@exotrinityable

Ай бұрын

Bro is a youtube viewer asking why he has viewers

@RuthvenMurgatroyd

Ай бұрын

Calm the fuck down, buddy. Not all people from former French colonies speak 1st rate French. Also, according to Wikipedia "French and Arabic are its two official languages, Afar and Somali are national languages" so his first or native language is probably Somali or Afar and not French --- he was just likely well educated enough to learn French along side these (hence the quality of his French is remarkable because it is a marker of his class or learning). Not to mention all of xQc's viewers know that he's a retard but that's part of why we watch him so there's that too🤦‍♂

@RuthvenMurgatroyd

Ай бұрын

Calm the fuck down, buddy. Not all people from former French colonies speak 1st rate French. Also, according to Wikipedia "French and Arabic are its two official languages, Afar and Somali are national languages" so his first or native language is probably Somali or Afar and not French --- he was just likely well educated enough to learn French along side these (hence the quality of his French is remarkable because it is a marker of his class or learning). Not to mention all of xQc's viewers know that he's a restart but that's part of why we watch him so there's that too🤦‍♂

common us w

Bro is stealing content and skipping ads 😂😂😂😂

@Hudsonator99

Ай бұрын

Based

Sad, family’s from Yemen, I was just there in 2019. Why Jews, why?

him not knowing about the Suez canal is frightening edit: him not knowing about the ottoman empire is so much worse. jesus christ.

He's saying "de" as "deux". How are you going to correct someone when you can't even pronounce it yourself 💀

@vincemarenger7122

Ай бұрын

No, he isn't ??? He is pronouncing "de" with the vowel [ ø̞ ]. "Deux", on the other hand, uses an entirely different vowel [ ø ]... In a lot of places in Europe, "de" and "deux" ARE pronounced exactly the same, so idk why you're offended in the first place... Anyway, his point was not to pronounce "de" like "dé", which is definitely way off.

hi, hej, helo, hola, a-hoj, goten tag, halo, konnichiwa, bonjour ♤] ¡$ #€£

Who else skips whenever X speaks? ✋

I like pancakes.

@euphemius_X

Ай бұрын

you're racist!

28 seconds 0 views bro fell off (I have no life)

thasnks for the WEF propaganda mr. cow

More propaganda from Mr Johnny Harris, lets gooo xqc, brainwash the brainrot andys in chaat 😎🤟🏼

The video is extremely biased, and pvc is extremely clueless

IM TIRED GRANDPA!!!

the reason Arabia isn't united is because western countries specifically the US would feel threatened if there were to be a strong united arab presence, cause we all remember Ottoman and how strong it was

@Sceptonic

Ай бұрын

It was the British who first broke the promise of a united Arabia

@xxstealerxx

Ай бұрын

​@@Sceptonicthis, UK broke it all up first and then the West perpetuated their policies and line of thought

@inessant1559

Ай бұрын

@@Sceptonic The British and the French yes, with the Sykes Picot Agreement plus the Promise of Balfour is a huge reason as to why things are the way they are post WWII but the US having Zogbots placed in positions of power all over the ME is what's currently keeping the unity from happening

@lanne9938

Ай бұрын

brother you need to stop saying "western countries" when its only 2

@epicgames4655

Ай бұрын

we Russians were so tired of fighting with them😄

0 views in 14 seconds bro fell off

@T2G-DJT

Ай бұрын

You’re not funny

@ronan8118

Ай бұрын

Nah i enjoyed it​@@T2G-DJT

@froggin-zp4nr

Ай бұрын

Juicers fell off tbh

30 seconds zero views fell of 😢

@T2G-DJT

Ай бұрын

You’re not funny

@jakobb11

Ай бұрын

@@T2G-DJTweeoooo fun police got this comment section on lockdown🚓🚨👮

white people

I dont get why people watch xqc. Not hating, just don't get the appeal.

@mikefun7482

Ай бұрын

I dont get why people who don't watch xqc click on his videos and comment. Not hating, just don't get the appeal.

@t0mahawkj0nes

Ай бұрын

@@mikefun7482 lure out losers like you 🤣🤣🤣 but seriously I was hoping more for reasons why people like him so I can understand.

@t0mahawkj0nes

Ай бұрын

​@@mikefun7482I just wanted to hear what people find appealing. ... Why are you butthurt?

@mikefun7482

Ай бұрын

@@t0mahawkj0nes I just wanted to hear what people find appealing. ... Why are you butthurt?

@t0mahawkj0nes

Ай бұрын

@@mikefun7482 I'm jealous that you are xqc or personally friends with him duh? I mean why else would someone jump on a comment that they perceived as insulting to him to stick up for him?

FUCK DUDE, world war 3 boutta happen an my dumbass signed up for selective service cause of college. fuck.

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