The Meme Guide to Every Warhammer 40k Faction

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0:00 Space Marines
6:56 Imperial Guard
8:21 Admech
9:06 Sororitas
10:24 Knights
10:42 Grey Knights
11:54 Custodes
12:12 Inquisition
13:08 Chaos Marines
18:16 Daemons
19:42 Chaos Knights
20:08 Eldar
21:43 Harlequins
22:24 Drukhari
23:06 Tyranids
24:03 Genestealer Cults
24:49 Orks
26:01 Tau
27:37 Necrons

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  • @DrPotatoPerson
    @DrPotatoPerson2 жыл бұрын

    I like to say the Tyranids have a single weakness holding them back from consuming the entire galaxy, a weakness the empire is adapt at exploiting: They don't have enough named characters.

  • @jessISaRicePrincess

    @jessISaRicePrincess

    Жыл бұрын

    The problem with tyranids is if they win there's no story to be had unlike orks which are funny, or necrons who has some surprisingly interesting characters.

  • @Avusui

    @Avusui

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jessISaRicePrincess that's not entirely true, I'd say octarius war was a good example of tyranids winning and it being interesting. Sure we don't know the specific tyranid that did that one thing etc. And they'll be absorbed back into the force of nature that is Tyranids. But I think of tyranids as a character constantly evolving and adapting to topple its enemy and feed. That's my opinion also the imperium is boring lol

  • @jokerman9623

    @jokerman9623

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Avusui the tyrinids are more boring tbh. All the other factions have strengths and weaknesses that keep eachother in check but tyrinids adapt to everything and have rumors of having the galaxy completely surrounded. If it was just one front or if they didn't adapt nearly as well maybe. Idk compared to all the other factions tyrinids are just boring when compared. Then again I kinda dislike the whole hive mind army bug trope in scifi.

  • @Avusui

    @Avusui

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jokerman9623 fair enough! I like the unstoppable force that is the Tyranids, I can understand them being boring but not to me personally. They do have a big weakness tho which is after the battle they need time to suck up all the resources and are vulnerable. To me Tyranids are the force of nature adapting to the environment and taking over. Ive always been a sucker for green as well as slivers from MTG. My 2nd favorite would be Orks 100% cause I just love their energy lol its like no other in my opinion.

  • @Haveniceday5

    @Haveniceday5

    Жыл бұрын

    No plot armor choices

  • @SlipKoRn4life
    @SlipKoRn4life2 жыл бұрын

    "Who doesn't love the Imperial Guard?" Games Workshop.

  • @jaket2734

    @jaket2734

    2 жыл бұрын

    To much truth, m8.

  • @DahVoozel

    @DahVoozel

    2 жыл бұрын

    Weird, cuz they seem to want Guard players to have to buy a lot of them.

  • @fozzilla123

    @fozzilla123

    2 жыл бұрын

    This aged badly. Autowounding on 6's from 90 Lasgun shots is a lot of love lol

  • @fozzilla123

    @fozzilla123

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Uncky Hitlor You're deploying wrong. Or its Eldar.

  • @user-hv6gi9ux6z

    @user-hv6gi9ux6z

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@fozzilla123 or they have any ap whatsoever which is most armies nowadays

  • @eatingpancakesrightnow2786
    @eatingpancakesrightnow27862 жыл бұрын

    The Ultramarines have a fun and unique cast of characters, including Titus, Tightus, and Captain Tiitous

  • @peterclarke7240

    @peterclarke7240

    2 жыл бұрын

    Don't forget Rear Admiral Tightarse. He's my favourite, for reasons that I think it prudent not to go in to. So to speak.

  • @snarkymcsnarkface1863

    @snarkymcsnarkface1863

    2 жыл бұрын

    you forgot the patron saint of the smurffs. Matt ward and Matt ward's super plot armor that has its own plot armor, that has three back up suits of plot armor on and bolter po rn

  • @Numtalegau

    @Numtalegau

    2 жыл бұрын

    How dare you not mention the (self-proclaimed) greatest swordsman in the galaxy... Cato Sicarius!

  • @CobrazFinest

    @CobrazFinest

    2 жыл бұрын

    lmaoooo

  • @indecisionator

    @indecisionator

    2 жыл бұрын

    what about I, Cato Sicarius

  • @TheArcass
    @TheArcass2 жыл бұрын

    "NPC factions" that did make me chuckle.

  • @malakimphoros2164

    @malakimphoros2164

    2 жыл бұрын

    >NPC factions this is the easiest bait to use

  • @byzantiphile7630

    @byzantiphile7630

    2 жыл бұрын

    To be fair, it really only applies to Tau. So Tyranid players can cheer up!

  • @Ben_2761

    @Ben_2761

    2 жыл бұрын

    He’s not lying

  • @harrietr.5073

    @harrietr.5073

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ew.

  • @trymtoreson2508

    @trymtoreson2508

    2 жыл бұрын

    It did persuade me to expel a proper chuckle myself good sir, indeed indeed

  • @nothadley9893
    @nothadley98932 жыл бұрын

    GW: "let's make Night Lords all about leadership manipulation" Also GW: "Let's make the morale phase useless!"

  • @toldavf1523

    @toldavf1523

    2 жыл бұрын

    their rumour's make them look decent at least :P

  • @MakeLoveNotWar687

    @MakeLoveNotWar687

    2 жыл бұрын

    One day all there phases will be morale checks

  • @TheBirdMan9142

    @TheBirdMan9142

    2 жыл бұрын

    half the time I forget morale phase exists

  • @shuwan4games

    @shuwan4games

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@TheBirdMan9142 same for me since I am a tsons player

  • @alexisdetocqueville9964

    @alexisdetocqueville9964

    2 жыл бұрын

    The morale phase is weird, it either matters a LOT, or not at all. To be fair, GW seems to be making some sort of last gasp to make it relevant again. A lot of things have lost fearless aura, for example GSC Patriarch. It's now down to a much worse "ignores combat attrition modifiers" effect.

  • @Nerobyrne
    @Nerobyrne2 жыл бұрын

    "There are Xenos invading!" "Oh F$%&" "But we have Astartes coming in as reinforcement!" "Thank the Emperor!" "They're Grey Knights!" "Oh F$%&"

  • @AdeptKing

    @AdeptKing

    Жыл бұрын

    Wait how would they even know that’s bad?

  • @Kiwio654

    @Kiwio654

    Жыл бұрын

    @@AdeptKing because in the 40k verse if you know grey nights exist your gonna get killed

  • @mapleflag6518

    @mapleflag6518

    Жыл бұрын

    “But we are kriegsmen.”

  • @CheeseWheelEnthusiast

    @CheeseWheelEnthusiast

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Kiwio654 Yeah, but the guardsmen won't know that until they start getting slaughtered.

  • @veajakorobearej1369

    @veajakorobearej1369

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mapleflag6518 *hehe boiii* - kriegsman

  • @Tehstampede
    @Tehstampede2 жыл бұрын

    "More choices than your entire HQ line" dear god that hurt

  • @deathknizzle

    @deathknizzle

    2 жыл бұрын

    More hqs than thousand sons have usable units

  • @skirk248

    @skirk248

    2 жыл бұрын

    More choices then harlequins

  • @fozzilla123

    @fozzilla123

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@deathknizzle This aged badly. TS are great again.

  • @Happy-zg4zd

    @Happy-zg4zd

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@fozzilla123 still only 5 sets

  • @necroprogaming6851

    @necroprogaming6851

    2 жыл бұрын

    Necrons: Troops: Warriors, Immortals HQ: 8 unique characters, lord, overlord, catacomb command barge. 4 crypteks, total, 15. We have WAY to many HQ units, not enough troops units.

  • @lieutenantdan9337
    @lieutenantdan93372 жыл бұрын

    "One of the funniest things about genestealers is- oh, no, nevermind. He's run off with it..." I died 🤣

  • @necroprogaming6851

    @necroprogaming6851

    2 жыл бұрын

    memestealer lol

  • @NoNameAtAll2

    @NoNameAtAll2

    2 жыл бұрын

    of course you died - your gene got stolen

  • @sglenny001

    @sglenny001

    2 жыл бұрын

    Have you tried turning of and on angin

  • @BSU3000
    @BSU30002 жыл бұрын

    Auspex Tactics: Robot Goriilaman Me: That's a funny way to say Rowboat Girlyman.

  • @Smilomaniac

    @Smilomaniac

    2 жыл бұрын

    Excuse me?? It’s Rawboot Gullyman.

  • @colinbielat8558

    @colinbielat8558

    2 жыл бұрын

    His name is Rub me off Gorillaman you uncultured swine

  • @callukcraft

    @callukcraft

    2 жыл бұрын

    yea Rowboat Girlyman. is the one i always use , that and rowboat gully man

  • @crudgamers2672

    @crudgamers2672

    2 жыл бұрын

    You guys need to go back to school. You're not pro pronouncing Realbank Garbageman correctly.

  • @fguocokgyloeu4817

    @fguocokgyloeu4817

    2 жыл бұрын

    Rawbutt Gooillyman

  • @alexfilmwriting
    @alexfilmwriting2 жыл бұрын

    This video is just a half-hour of pure, unfiltered, British deadpan. Imagine yourself just sitting in a pub in Bristol nodding over a Magners while some bloke drones on about Harlequins and Space Marines. Love it.

  • @hd_harold7587

    @hd_harold7587

    2 жыл бұрын

    I mean that's how I spend most of my Friday nights.

  • @filmcameras4evr45

    @filmcameras4evr45

    2 жыл бұрын

    As someone who lives in Bristol, I could see this happening.

  • @royalstingray822

    @royalstingray822

    Жыл бұрын

    The only thing inaccurate here is that you'd be *BLAM*ed instantaneously for drinking Magners and not Thatchers (pronounced "fatchers")

  • @TimNurTV

    @TimNurTV

    Жыл бұрын

    @@filmcameras4evr45 go to thekla painted up like a tau

  • @tacocatinahurricane9707

    @tacocatinahurricane9707

    Жыл бұрын

    As an american I barely understood what you said

  • @JoKad17
    @JoKad172 жыл бұрын

    "Don't worry about the huge amount of dishes to clean honey i'm on it, go relax, watch a tv show, read something maybe" *proceeds to don earbuds and enjoy half an hour of undisturbed memery*

  • @THExRISER

    @THExRISER

    2 жыл бұрын

    Nice.

  • @hansmatheson5976

    @hansmatheson5976

    2 жыл бұрын

    It really sounds like the person you described was being sarcastic and/or passive-aggressive lol

  • @JoKad17

    @JoKad17

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@hansmatheson5976 wtf no. It's just that if you don't want your household to become a barn you gotta do chores and usually I love having something good to listen to while I do them but usually youtube has more garbage or is stuff that requires a lot more attention than what obe can spare while doing chore, so having half an hour of good, easy to digest content to listen can make it more enjoyable so you can have a bit of fun while being productive. Heck my gf literally told me to relax and leave half the dishes for her to do in the morning so I stopped the video when I got to the part of the Thousand Sons and spared the rest to keep company while sweeping the floor this morning. Also the huge amount of dishes is kinda normal for us since we are Italian and we cook like stereotypical Italians do. PSA: sharing chores is a fundamental part of having a functional relationship even if it's bothersome and if you can find something that makes it better you absolutely should do that.

  • @THExRISER

    @THExRISER

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@JoKad17 Really putting in the work to make your relationship work huh? Good on you!

  • @THExRISER

    @THExRISER

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@hansmatheson5976 He wasn't being sarcastic, just descriptive.

  • @deusvult4084
    @deusvult40842 жыл бұрын

    13:00 There is a slight error with the Eversor. It's not 'Kill everyone, hopefully the target'. The target *is* everyone.

  • @americankid7782

    @americankid7782

    2 жыл бұрын

    When no one is left alive, then it is stealth

  • @deusvult4084

    @deusvult4084

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@americankid7782 Nobody gonna see if nobody is alive to see.

  • @maddoxdaniel1026

    @maddoxdaniel1026

    2 жыл бұрын

    no bodies for the guards to see? Oh, I thought you said no guards to see the bodies!

  • @notannie4798

    @notannie4798

    2 жыл бұрын

    This is the funniest shit from all the videos. Thank you

  • @koiffu1094
    @koiffu10942 жыл бұрын

    Never has a better description of xenos races been uttered than “NPC factions.”

  • @docterfantazmo
    @docterfantazmo2 жыл бұрын

    *Night Lord:* "We specialise is fear!" *Black Legionarie:* "Religous fanatics, mind altered super soldiers, xenomorphs, terminators and fungus cockneys being famously easy to scare."

  • @magearamil8626

    @magearamil8626

    2 жыл бұрын

    Exactly XD

  • @RandomizedCTRL

    @RandomizedCTRL

    2 жыл бұрын

    Fundus Cockneys 😂😂😂

  • @unintentionally_edgy5867

    @unintentionally_edgy5867

    2 жыл бұрын

    Those fungus cockneys have a low enough leadership that somehow they do actually suffer it easily

  • @necroprogaming6851

    @necroprogaming6851

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@unintentionally_edgy5867 unlike nercrons, Ld 10 for everything lol.

  • @chrisbingley

    @chrisbingley

    Жыл бұрын

    don't you mean fungus Millwall fans?

  • @plasmakitten4261
    @plasmakitten4261 Жыл бұрын

    I love how it's basically become law in the fandom to always refer to the Ultramarines 1st Captain as "I, Cato Sicarius"

  • @striggen594
    @striggen5942 жыл бұрын

    With tyranids: "it's not a mold line! It's a carapace ridge!"

  • @veiddimaddur8354

    @veiddimaddur8354

    5 ай бұрын

    Absolutely lol

  • @jamham69
    @jamham692 жыл бұрын

    "a lot of the blood angels are still coming to terms with the fact its a dice game. sometimes you can get unlucky" made me snort.

  • @SilverPrince_

    @SilverPrince_

    2 жыл бұрын

    Me everytime I'm trying to charge my 20 Death Company Marines with jump packs and failing the rolls because I don't have Lemmy with them XD

  • @shockeye3863
    @shockeye3863 Жыл бұрын

    I love the idea of the Orks keeping the Emperor alive through sheer belief just because they want something to shoot at.

  • @piercebrosnan9528

    @piercebrosnan9528

    8 ай бұрын

    De Emperah, dats da big golden boss innit? Bet he's a zoggin good scrap.

  • @petertimowreef9085
    @petertimowreef90852 жыл бұрын

    Talking about war crimes in the 40k Universe is like talking about culinary crimes comitted in Chuck E Cheese.

  • @Russtick92
    @Russtick922 жыл бұрын

    The traditional Auspex cadence and deadpan delivery combined with the memes is literally peak comedy. Howling.

  • @bungus_chungus1401
    @bungus_chungus14012 жыл бұрын

    I want to see another April fools model review like the Irritatintator. That was so good

  • @dovakinsteve9517

    @dovakinsteve9517

    2 жыл бұрын

    He did something kind of similar with Primaris Gamebreakors

  • @Nugire
    @Nugire2 жыл бұрын

    9:07 "Thou shall not refer to the Sisters of battle as 'Bolter Bitches' , nor shall thou approach them during their time of 'red rage' unless thou wishes to be first reaching orbit without the aid of a shuttle." - Codex Astartes

  • @redman7775

    @redman7775

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thotguns

  • @richmcgee434
    @richmcgee4342 жыл бұрын

    "I think that's all of them..." No, you missed one.

  • @richmcgee434

    @richmcgee434

    2 жыл бұрын

    Turns out I was spot on, eh? :)

  • @Vineor

    @Vineor

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@richmcgee434 Damn right fam

  • @Vineor

    @Vineor

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Ban this youtube Leave no dwarf behind

  • @XarkoCZ

    @XarkoCZ

    2 жыл бұрын

    ROCK AND STONE. brother!

  • @wafflestcattash4818

    @wafflestcattash4818

    Жыл бұрын

    rock and stone

  • @cristhianmlr
    @cristhianmlr2 жыл бұрын

    I want to congratulate Auspex, because he is getting an official terrain named after hime: *the Auspex Shrine!*

  • @markdorn8873
    @markdorn88732 жыл бұрын

    "Who doesn't love the Imperial Guard?" Games Workshop, apparently. **sad gas mask noises**

  • @FunkBastid

    @FunkBastid

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hey, we did get plastic krieg (for slightly cheaper than Forgeworld prices) and Gaunt’s Ghosts (for more than $10 per model)

  • @markdorn8873

    @markdorn8873

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@FunkBastid Guard also got points hikes despite being one of the bottom-performing armies in the game. New rules only apply to Cadian regiments. Plastic Krieg is nice (though I would have preferred if they kept the same body proportions as FW) but you have to be able to play with it, too.

  • @MechWarrior894

    @MechWarrior894

    2 жыл бұрын

    *sad Rambo noises*

  • @randomkrieger2625

    @randomkrieger2625

    2 жыл бұрын

    It's almost as if we exist to lose so the Sphess Mahreens could swoop in. Because obviously there's as many Marines as there is Guardsmen.

  • @carabculln1232

    @carabculln1232

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@randomkrieger2625 what lol? Have you like read Cadia blood or krieg or anthrjnf. This is such a corny and overplayed mene

  • @vivladi3899
    @vivladi38992 жыл бұрын

    "Always nice to have some crusading knights around we don't have to judge in the context of real world history" Lmao

  • @IamtheWV17
    @IamtheWV17 Жыл бұрын

    "You definitely couldn't kitbash these from regular intercessors." How did you deliver this line straight 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lilvampire7439
    @lilvampire74392 жыл бұрын

    16:30 ironically, plague marines are the happiest faction potentially in the entire Galaxy. Nurgle actually loves them, which isn’t common for chaos gods. They also arnt in any pain. Becoming a Nurgle daemon or plague marine is genuinely the most positive thing you can hope for in 40k

  • @alpharius1977

    @alpharius1977

    2 жыл бұрын

    nurgle sucks

  • @peenyyt4921

    @peenyyt4921

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah they kind of die if they are seperated from the warp

  • @morrisevans4615

    @morrisevans4615

    Жыл бұрын

    Except for maybe joining the T'au and getting to one of the 1st Phase Septs (these septs are better defended most of the time)

  • @aaronking2020

    @aaronking2020

    Жыл бұрын

    @@morrisevans4615 unless your an Ethereal or a part of the Farsight Enclave your going to be living under a brutal regime that mind controls the population and treats non-Tau as second class citizens. (Granted, this is way better than anything else in 40k but still sucks compared to real life)

  • @MrFoodMan66

    @MrFoodMan66

    Жыл бұрын

    @@peenyyt4921 literally everyone dies in 40k. Although I agree that their “happiness” is just an illusion because at all times they are in a dream like state.

  • @arykaas
    @arykaas2 жыл бұрын

    Auspex : *Mentions Skitarii, shows and DESCRIBE a Kataphron* Me : *binharic screeching*

  • @leadpaintchips9461
    @leadpaintchips94612 жыл бұрын

    The funny thing is that the Eversor assassin is more true to the source of the word assassin than the others, being the ḥašīšī who went about and did very public murder missions.

  • @itsdantaylor
    @itsdantaylor2 жыл бұрын

    6:17 I recall hearing that the reason space wolves having 'wolf' so much in their naming of everything boils down to 'Yeah the units have unique names in the native Fenrikan language but since no one in the Empire is going to take the time to learn it, everyone just says wolf over and over again" So it's not that the space wolves are un-creative in their naming, it's more so everyone else just making fun of them because THEY don't want to take the time to learn their actual names and the space wolves don't want to take the time to correct them.

  • @MrGorillafist

    @MrGorillafist

    2 жыл бұрын

    I love that that's the in universe reason for the naming convention. Then you realize actual game designers/authors decided it would be fine to just to replace every adjective and noun with the word 'wolf' 😂

  • @genericprofile2381

    @genericprofile2381

    2 жыл бұрын

    Correct, nobody cares about the space wolves. And nobody should.

  • @SamuelBenedicic_of_NSK

    @SamuelBenedicic_of_NSK

    2 жыл бұрын

    so literally same reasoning why historical scandinavian folk is majority of time refered to as Vikings, but there was and still is so many great names ;)

  • @lieutenantdan9337

    @lieutenantdan9337

    2 жыл бұрын

    The space wolves are incredibly uninspired...

  • @JustALittleGhostOfHallownest

    @JustALittleGhostOfHallownest

    7 ай бұрын

    @@genericprofile2381ok tts magnus

  • @dnaseb9214
    @dnaseb92142 жыл бұрын

    "All your most important bits" Just not the head, the higher the rank the less you need head protection.

  • @TheBirdMan9142
    @TheBirdMan91422 жыл бұрын

    gw pours all of their resources into making more primaris marines, yet it ironically seems that harlequins only have eight units and have such a high win rate

  • @Radiodragonofdoom

    @Radiodragonofdoom

    Жыл бұрын

    To be fair that makes sense. The Astartes already signed up to shoot a lot of things: Eldritch nightmare beings, alien hive minds, cockney fungus, each other, etc. I'd draw the line at elf murder clowns too tbh.

  • @lamprdo
    @lamprdo2 жыл бұрын

    ‘Gender neutral paradise’ gave me a good chuckle. Also, as a Deathwatch player… fair.

  • @venkelos6996
    @venkelos69962 жыл бұрын

    That was great! Auspex Tactics is usually something I watch because it's rather serious, detailed, and a hobby I enjoy, with just enough humor snuck in to keep it from becoming boring, so this much more funny, sarcastic jaunt through the meme mines of 40k was a wonderful little change.

  • @AlexWithington

    @AlexWithington

    2 жыл бұрын

    Is it a meme mine because they have been beating the same dead horse for decades as if it was full of gold

  • @BeukendaalMason
    @BeukendaalMason2 жыл бұрын

    5:46 The only problem with that meme is that Sanguinius had foreseen his death by Horus, and that only by his death would the Emperor have the will to kill Horus.

  • @daniel_f4050
    @daniel_f40502 жыл бұрын

    Very well done. And I particularly enjoyed the TTS references. EDIT: And as a Blood Angels player since 1987 I should very much like to point out that we enjoy tomato juice so very much that we sometimes get a bit too enthusiastic and spill a bit as we drink it so quickly. It is most definitely NOT human blood. So any random disappearances or exsanguinated corpses found in our areas of operation are purely coincidental.

  • @shaderunner8220
    @shaderunner82202 жыл бұрын

    "NPC Factions" made me laugh and feel agony at the same time. Also now I actually want to know what painting things blue does for orks.

  • @alexanderhoclippiunus7644

    @alexanderhoclippiunus7644

    Жыл бұрын

    It's plot armo--luck, I meant to say luck. Makes the bearer lucky. Coincidentally, Ultramarines have a suspiciously low casualty count against Orks. . .

  • @shaderunner8220

    @shaderunner8220

    Жыл бұрын

    @@alexanderhoclippiunus7644 Well that just explains everything at once LMAO

  • @adamwhite9330
    @adamwhite93302 жыл бұрын

    One of the best things about 40k is that the line between canon and meme is so vague.

  • @DrakenKorin140
    @DrakenKorin1402 жыл бұрын

    That was probably the best faction breakdown I've heard, because of course in the grim darkness of the far future there is only memes

  • @Dre2Dee2

    @Dre2Dee2

    6 ай бұрын

    And the laughter of dark gods

  • @l33tpie
    @l33tpie2 жыл бұрын

    The Ali-G reference is EXACTLY what I have been telling people that ask why space marines are coloured so.

  • @miguelperez9906
    @miguelperez99062 жыл бұрын

    The whole blood angels bit had me cracking up

  • @Dryzark
    @Dryzark2 жыл бұрын

    Loved the video! Kinda wished you’d mentioned the Zoat by name, then immediately moved on to another faction without saying anything about them.

  • @richmcgee434

    @richmcgee434

    2 жыл бұрын

    Just wait until the Zoat-riding Squat cavalry show up.

  • @charleyedwards2121
    @charleyedwards21212 жыл бұрын

    your snark is so fantastic man, im sure we all would love to hear a bit more of it sprinkled into your normal vids, LOVE your channel as always amazing work man

  • @profsrlojohn635
    @profsrlojohn6352 жыл бұрын

    That Inquistion one made me both cry and laugh. It's sad monke spam is basically the only real viable option now.

  • @Eniril1
    @Eniril1 Жыл бұрын

    your voice's tone and its delivery rythm strikingly resemble that of any random airline pilot... I was getting ready to fasten my seatbelt at any time XD

  • @NornQueenKya
    @NornQueenKya2 жыл бұрын

    One does not simply "meme" the Tyranids.

  • @austinstewart7601

    @austinstewart7601

    2 жыл бұрын

    When a shark is trying to eat you, I doubt the first thing running through your head is "I hope someone memes this"! Same goes for the Tyranids.

  • @invincibleunderthesun8545

    @invincibleunderthesun8545

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@austinstewart7601 and yet Tyberos is a thing

  • @LeroyJ12

    @LeroyJ12

    2 жыл бұрын

    username checks out. nice!

  • @DatcleanMochaJo

    @DatcleanMochaJo

    2 жыл бұрын

    More like TyraNerds! Ha

  • @parasiteenergy9249
    @parasiteenergy92492 жыл бұрын

    Ah yes, the theme of the Blood Angels chapter: failing clutch rolls. I could set my watch to it.

  • @nian89
    @nian892 жыл бұрын

    I see you forgot about Abbadons arms, not easy since he lost them a long time ago.

  • @Tpainactual
    @Tpainactual2 жыл бұрын

    Night lords "what if we made our armor look ridiculous, so people think we are psychopaths?"

  • @alexanderhoclippiunus7644

    @alexanderhoclippiunus7644

    Жыл бұрын

    "What, like growing skin on top of it?" "No, that wouldn't support the evil economy _or_ the idea that we're total psychopaths, well get some locally-sourced skin instead! And some bat wings. Bitches love bat wings"

  • @TJ-ke9dv
    @TJ-ke9dv2 жыл бұрын

    "Nun-dam wing". This was comedy genious.

  • @ChiefLibrarianAhriman
    @ChiefLibrarianAhriman2 жыл бұрын

    Mr Auspex, you've outdone yourself!

  • @LastStar007

    @LastStar007

    2 жыл бұрын

    *Mr. Tactics. Auspex is his first name.

  • @TheDickDeck
    @TheDickDeck Жыл бұрын

    As much as I love getting all my GW news and updates from you, this was a great video! I hope it was as fun for you to make as it was for me to watch.

  • @jayjohn9893
    @jayjohn98932 жыл бұрын

    Had a really stressful day, this video helped me chill and laugh. Thanks, good vid

  • @jakefuller685

    @jakefuller685

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hope all is well Jay!

  • @hansmatheson5976
    @hansmatheson5976 Жыл бұрын

    Haha the “Tell my wife, I miss her” Kataphron quote was great.

  • @coalitionofrob436
    @coalitionofrob4362 жыл бұрын

    This was hilarious, the fact your channel is usually delivered very straight laced made it so much better.

  • @thotpatrol9885
    @thotpatrol98852 жыл бұрын

    I can't wait for the Fabled Gaurd Codex to make Sly Marbo an incomparably powerful God

  • @daemonprinceazriel9113
    @daemonprinceazriel91132 жыл бұрын

    I need that new Primaris tank you showed us. Probably would blow itself up but totally worth it.

  • @Erebus_the_trustworthy
    @Erebus_the_trustworthy2 жыл бұрын

    A primaris lieutenant released as this video came out.

  • @dragonslair951167
    @dragonslair9511672 жыл бұрын

    It is weird that melee combat has become such a staple skill on the battlefields of the future, isn't it? Even in close-quarters urban settings, you're better served with a short-barreled rifle or pistol than a machete, and most armies just give you a combat knife, almost as an afterthought.

  • @andersbjrnsen7203

    @andersbjrnsen7203

    2 жыл бұрын

    Its sort of justified by making body armor better than ranged attack, but of course its nonsense, and only really justified with the rule of cool.

  • @MrGorillafist
    @MrGorillafist2 жыл бұрын

    This was brilliant man. So much work must've gone into this.

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze23582 жыл бұрын

    "When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail" Real talk though, that's an unironically good quote to come out of this.

  • @purplehaze2358

    @purplehaze2358

    2 жыл бұрын

    @IntrepidTit If it’s so common, I probably would have heard it prior to the writing of this comment.

  • @purplehaze2358

    @purplehaze2358

    2 жыл бұрын

    @IntrepidTit I am, indeed, (unfortunately) a stategoer. Arizonan, to be specific.

  • @Proiteus
    @Proiteus2 жыл бұрын

    Never thought I'd feel the need to WATCH a full Auspex Tactics video. XD I normally have them on in the background but with the images and number of slides, I felt this needed to be watched.

  • @unintentionally_edgy5867
    @unintentionally_edgy58672 жыл бұрын

    i guess when you are straight to the point and fact driven as Auspex you meme twice as hard the one day a year you can. and why Primaris cant get in old transports is so dumb. "sorry you have to many organs you can get in". i know its to not invalidate firstborns but maybe balance the firstbborns to keep them relevant? Edit: dogematas, the only reason they havent been fired for keeping up Vandires legacy is their effectiveness

  • @sturm9087

    @sturm9087

    2 жыл бұрын

    Its probably to keep primaris vehicles relevant. The land raider is way cooler than anything the primaris have for vehicles.

  • @GundamReviver

    @GundamReviver

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@sturm9087 and so is the drop pod.

  • @FireTalon24

    @FireTalon24

    2 жыл бұрын

    I picked up the Black Templars box to start my first ever army because I love my xenophobic, fanatical super soldiers and I read about their love of the Crusader pattern Land Raider. Wanted to get one only to discover that the Primaris can't even use it. I have no words.

  • @unintentionally_edgy5867

    @unintentionally_edgy5867

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@FireTalon24 I had a literally identical experience

  • @LoLCalmSnow

    @LoLCalmSnow

    2 жыл бұрын

    Im not a Primarus hater, but I think they definitely should have just released them as updated model kits instead of a whole new army.

  • @NSGrendel
    @NSGrendel2 жыл бұрын

    "It's a deeply thematic thing." Definitely wins the prize for best line + delivery.

  • @gavinlewis8362
    @gavinlewis83622 жыл бұрын

    Incredible video Auspex! I haven't even start playing 40k yet but I cant help but watch all of your videos

  • @wutebear9656
    @wutebear96562 жыл бұрын

    This was amazing. Thanks for making my Friday much more enjoyable. And yes I am building Dark Angels, and as soon as I mention it, someone pipes up about how I'm building a Chaos army.

  • @zayian3
    @zayian32 жыл бұрын

    This was so much better than I could have guessed. The monotone matter of fact tone sells it. Good job!

  • @Michael-mr4op
    @Michael-mr4op2 жыл бұрын

    Had some good laughs with this one. Having good fun with the silliness of things is always good.

  • @redhawkskcd
    @redhawkskcd2 жыл бұрын

    This is an amazingly clever episode. I loved every moment of this.

  • @Jimothyjohns
    @Jimothyjohns Жыл бұрын

    23:42 love how a literal demon helped the blood angels so they’d survive, giving the demon the chance to kill the BA

  • @fewcandleanimations
    @fewcandleanimations2 жыл бұрын

    Everybody gangsta till coffin start walking killed me great work! 😅

  • @jlb9577
    @jlb95772 жыл бұрын

    The gant mould line joke hit me too hard 😂

  • @Maevola
    @Maevola2 жыл бұрын

    Honestly the delivery is everything. Great fun

  • @dedicatedgamer2500
    @dedicatedgamer25002 жыл бұрын

    I think this is my favourite upload from Auspex. So much fun in this one.

  • @Nergling
    @Nergling2 жыл бұрын

    Well that was pretty much accurate!

  • @juanventura1697
    @juanventura16972 жыл бұрын

    I watch all your vids, they’re informative, real, and just all about this hobby I love. The best vids are when you deliver truth with such delicious satire. It’s so good and hilarious. AND REAL. For the Emperor. LOL

  • @jamesgaultier2949
    @jamesgaultier29492 жыл бұрын

    "Incompetence wears Terminator Armour" I've never read more truer words

  • @fluffcrunchmini4572
    @fluffcrunchmini45722 жыл бұрын

    Holly crap. Nailing it every year!! Just do these from now on!!!

  • @mymic208
    @mymic2082 жыл бұрын

    Custodes oiling each other up and posing. Brilliant video btw, the sheer density of the memery was impeccable.

  • @Chris-jl6vp
    @Chris-jl6vp2 жыл бұрын

    Finally a useful guide

  • @Piat47
    @Piat472 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for this, I love your “humour” videos

  • @Drummercommander
    @Drummercommander2 жыл бұрын

    As someone who played 40k years ago and never really got into much of the lore, this is an amazing overview of all the factions! Well done and many thanks haha

  • @LochyP
    @LochyP Жыл бұрын

    I realised 7 minutes in that your intonation sounds exactly like the safety speech before takeoff

  • @Caneks1
    @Caneks12 жыл бұрын

    Thoroughly enjoyed the video! The one bit I was surprised about was no mention of the Custodes being even more terrifying when they're shirtless and covered in lube.

  • @jimmysmith2249
    @jimmysmith22492 жыл бұрын

    I play Iron Hands, and I laughed at the "head off" joke. We are not all cantankerous asscracks.

  • @felipestriker187

    @felipestriker187

    2 жыл бұрын

    As a fellow iron hands i agree brother, at least ferrus now leads the legion of the damned.

  • @Josh24861
    @Josh248612 жыл бұрын

    One of your best videos yet. Well done.

  • @Milkymalk
    @Milkymalk2 жыл бұрын

    Imagine uploading this the very day a new army is announced.

  • @markmosca5458
    @markmosca54582 жыл бұрын

    Fantastic video. Had me laughing out loud. Thank you!

  • @Tommiart
    @Tommiart2 жыл бұрын

    One of these for space marine chapters would be hilarious 😍

  • @Tabletop_Nate
    @Tabletop_Nate2 жыл бұрын

    This was Brilliant Auspex! 😂 Loved it Well done 👏

  • @KharnTheSwellGuy
    @KharnTheSwellGuy Жыл бұрын

    After spending the last few weeks watching a tonne of vids whilst spending a few hours a day driving for work, this is a gem to find 😂 love your work mate!

  • @gillesmelet1044
    @gillesmelet10442 жыл бұрын

    Really great funny video 👍 I never got so much laugh with a 40k topic 😂 I think my preferred one is about Abaddon incompetency for failing 12 times, maybe he brought a black cat the 13th Time ? 😁

  • @duckman12569
    @duckman125692 жыл бұрын

    You're deep in the lore when you start justifying the Dark Elves actions in terms of preserving their species from..nom

  • @Sandmann1193
    @Sandmann11932 жыл бұрын

    The video that I didn't know I needed, but it was very needed indeed. What a nice piece of comedy. Nice

  • @mattdeeley4302
    @mattdeeley43022 жыл бұрын

    SUPERB! Brilliant video 😂 funniest thing I've seen in a LONG time! Well done sir 😊

  • @Benzo7
    @Benzo72 жыл бұрын

    what about *"BEIHNBLEIHDE!!!!!!"* ?

  • @viktordickinson7844

    @viktordickinson7844

    2 жыл бұрын

    THE BAAAAAAAAANEBLAAAAAAAAAAAAADE

  • @SarajevoKyoto

    @SarajevoKyoto

    2 жыл бұрын

    Is this from the same source as "MEHTAL BAWKSES"?

  • @joshuagraham5422

    @joshuagraham5422

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@SarajevoKyoto and also: Siiiindriiiiiiiiii!!!111

  • @jeremiahwarden5959
    @jeremiahwarden5959 Жыл бұрын

    Dude whly do you have to talk like this?

  • @viorp5267
    @viorp52672 жыл бұрын

    Finally the faction breakdown I really needed.

  • @housemana
    @housemana2 жыл бұрын

    i've been a long time casual lore fan of the 40k universe. as with many casual lore andys, leutin and the gang were my gateway to this universe. but this video, while obviously meant as a meme, has done more, relatively speaking, to help me understand the factions than hundreds of hours i've spent listening/reading to the tales of the universe by others. i think that speaks to the depth of the universe as a whole for this to be the case, but really, just wanted to let you know! thoroughly enjoyed it :)

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