Hey all you cool cats and kittens, if you're here you probably watch a lot of HAI videos, and if you watch a lot of HAI videos you'd probably like to see them early and ad-free and also see an upcoming 30 minute-long HAI special. "But that sounds expensive, isn't it Sam?" No, especially because 1) you can get a free Nebula subscription with any CuriosityStream subscription and 2) CuriosityStream just started running a sale where a *yearly* subscription is just $14.97. That's like, little money. For every sign up we get, I also give my intern an extra minute of yard time: CuriosityStream.com/HAI Also, submit HAI topics here or we'll start making KZread drama videos: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfUdlvw6YgU44J8AnM2U_ZvRMyvh_CUM51LYSqF5nYJB9d1-w/viewform?usp=sf_link

@AVeryRandomPerson

4 жыл бұрын

No

@AVeryRandomPerson

4 жыл бұрын

I want bricks.

@AVeryRandomPerson

4 жыл бұрын

Get JFK Airport to sponsor your videos.

@sureeen2160

4 жыл бұрын

B R I C K S

@sebono68

4 жыл бұрын

Does "ad-free" mean no sponsorship messages as well?

I time travelled 10 seconds when he started talking about the sponsor

@orchidtea12

3 жыл бұрын

Same 😂😂😂

@shawarma5922

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 so underrated

@abread9264

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao same

@ShadowPhenix273

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao 😂

@interslavia

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

Fun fact, he was also the very last soviet citizen ever. He was in space when the Soviet Union fell and when he landed he had to get new identification to become a citizen in his own country

@aamyushh

4 жыл бұрын

is* The guy isn't fucking dead xD

@w2ky

4 жыл бұрын

Edit: Looking back at the comment, turns out I’m just a crazy commentator! It didn’t even make sense to me, my own comment. But you guys seemed to understand it and somehow agree. @@aamyushh ok? Are you saying the USSR is still a thing? Because the USSR got disbanded because they didnt have the money to control everything due to how much land they owned. And now it's Russia. Not the USSR.

@JPA55MOR3

4 жыл бұрын

"Was" is past tense my guy." Is" means he's alive. Common mistake common correction . Points for semantics, points for everyone. I "Was " not gonna comment....but I " is." ;P

@rareawesomegamer7405

4 жыл бұрын

F6 Xenon Talking about the guy, not the USSR

@arugula517

4 жыл бұрын

JPA55MOR3 but we are referring to his citizenship so was is the correct choice since he isn’t a soviet anymore

Fun fact : at the top of the mount everest, a year would be about 15 microseconds shorter than at sea level.

@PROPLAYEN

3 жыл бұрын

moving underground so I can have longer days brb

@BlackoutGootraxian

3 жыл бұрын

@@PROPLAYEN imagine moving to the core of the earth and you can have infinitely long days

@BeeWithSunglasses

3 жыл бұрын

@@BlackoutGootraxian that's not how it works you would still age at the same rate ad its not gonna be infinite at the core.

@BlackoutGootraxian

3 жыл бұрын

@@BeeWithSunglasses days are still technically infinite

@BeeWithSunglasses

3 жыл бұрын

@@BlackoutGootraxian only if your standing in the center of earth days are infinite. you are still relevant to your position above the surface and you do not travel slower or faster

Everybody gangsta till Sergei says the world will end in 0.2 seconds

@milestone1719

3 жыл бұрын

Hol up.

@nan_euro

3 жыл бұрын

What the f

@nanami_akumudeadchannel7115

3 жыл бұрын

*_Wait-_*

@DanielorDs-1149

3 жыл бұрын

Hol up-

@TheOnlyBlancy

3 жыл бұрын

*Sir Gay

why didn't he warn us about 9/11 smh

@Mistamista69

4 жыл бұрын

Cuz he’s Russian so he wanted it to happen

@confus.d

4 жыл бұрын

Ay blyat

@canwereachsubwithoutanyv-yd1fs

4 жыл бұрын

*Russian theme*

@WhatTheMinecraft

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mistamista69angry wide putin

@fisho.o5800

4 жыл бұрын

E

Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

@theo-mf3xk

4 жыл бұрын

overused joke

@PuffleBuns

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, but actually no.

@theo-mf3xk

4 жыл бұрын

King PufflePuff you ruined it

@PuffleBuns

4 жыл бұрын

Theo Nowlan I’m sorry’nt

@PuffleBuns

4 жыл бұрын

ThinkGamer indeed

Scientists: We want to invent time travel so we can see what it was like in the past! This guy: 0.2 seconds. Take it or leave it.

@blodify7106

3 жыл бұрын

You mean future and not past

@shaunsuper4485

Жыл бұрын

I timetraveller 5 days and some hours into the future

@sylvy16

Жыл бұрын

@@blodify7106 i think they meant past. we can learn a lot by looking into the past

@dragskcinnay3184

Жыл бұрын

except... you can't go back to the past. Relativity tells us that time moves at a different rate depending on stuff like gravitational force and speed (relative to that of light), which basically means we can go to the future at different "speeds" (with extra big quotation marks), but you can't go back. At least not according to any of the laws we currently use to describe stuf.

@echo_z319

10 ай бұрын

@@dragskcinnay3184except.. its a fucking joke

KZreadrs be like: And this is how i stretched a 0.2 second story into a 6 minute video.

@mintyminxduo

2 жыл бұрын

huh

@DccToon

5 ай бұрын

its a pun@@mintyminxduo

We all have that friend who sits at exactly sea level his entire life.

@justanothercaio1334

4 жыл бұрын

He's called "the guy in the physics/math problem"

@cruzerion

4 жыл бұрын

So does that mean that somewhere on earth there's a whole collective sitting together at sea-level, or do people who spend their entire lives sitting at sea level just meet an absurd amount people?

@violenceisfun991

4 жыл бұрын

@@cruzerion i think its the second one. People who sit at sea level are easy to find, so i guess thats why they meet so many people?

@MuscarV2

4 жыл бұрын

Oh hi, it's me, the friend that sits still at sea level my entire life.

@adamdavenport8009

4 жыл бұрын

Fred. His name is Fred.

My PC time travels 30 days in the past whenever a free trial runs out.

@HY-ti4bh

3 жыл бұрын

Winzip also breaks time because the free trial lasts for infinity

@gagecreekmore1202

3 жыл бұрын

Wait bro

@cmcgamez

3 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@vikyathshetty9770

3 жыл бұрын

Looooop🌝

@kaidancallear6773

3 жыл бұрын

I'm ur 1000th like

"What's your name sir?" *"Sir Gae"*

@youngwildboy5443

3 жыл бұрын

Sir gay

@redsus7569

3 жыл бұрын

Mike hawk small

@IGetModerateSleep69420

3 жыл бұрын

Sir- sir- Sir - S I R. G A Y

@redsus7569

3 жыл бұрын

@@IGetModerateSleep69420 sir- sir- sir cum ference...

@yellodamello2587

3 жыл бұрын

"......."

Scientist: "We will make a time machine!" ….eventually runs out of time.

I time traveled 7 hours into the future by going to sleep

@magpiem0th

4 жыл бұрын

Incredible

@WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@PumpkinDealer

4 жыл бұрын

You should sleep 8-9 hours not 7

@whyjaspher9737

4 жыл бұрын

Pumpkin Guy heh, you wouldn't understand why..

@fcantil

4 жыл бұрын

Revolutionary!

Person : travels .2 seconds Me who travels 60 seconds every minute : *_Pathetic._*

@ItsRubyGD

4 жыл бұрын

o h

@rahuln5676

4 жыл бұрын

Me who travels 60 minutes every hour : *Mortals*

@IanFrancoNG

4 жыл бұрын

Me who travels 365 days every year: Amateurs

@substratosphere529

4 жыл бұрын

Ian Franco NG me who travels 1 century in 100 years: *INTENSE PATHETIC*

@PokeTube

4 жыл бұрын

ツSubstratosphere me who travels 1000 years in a millenia

This man: *has the world record of time travelling 0.2 seconds* Students in a boring class, watching the clock’s handles so slowly it looks like its going backwards: *oof size: large*

@Whiskypapa

3 жыл бұрын

I actually know a fun fact related to just that... Our brain is kinda amazing. While quickly shifting where you are looking, there is a period of time you have a very limited visual input (information wise), because your eyes (and/or head) needs to move, adjust and refocus on your new visual target and send the information to your brain to be processed. While we obviously observe this transitional period happening (as the blur between moving perspective) it’s actually a tiny amount longer than we perceive. What the brain does is alter you recent memory, making you think that what you JUST laid your eyes upon, you were also looking at 0.something seconds before aswell. The brain does this to minimize the amount of sensory gaps and make everything feel smoother. Back to why this is relevant: If you time it correctly and look at a clock at the perfect moment (RIGHT after a new second passed), this fake memory, together with the actual second it takes for the handle to jump to the next second, will be a long enough amount of time for you to notice the second feeling longer than it should be. This is the reason we sometimes look at a clock and feel it was stuck and just started ticking again after we began looking at it. I don’t know about you, but I used to wonder why that first second usually seemed to take longer, but after learning why, my wonder turned to amazement over how cool our brain can be sometimes! Sidenote: my brain is responsible to writing this comment.... it just called itself cool and amazing.... kinda cringe to brag like that...... (but at least it’s self aware about it)

@thefloofbirb8489

3 жыл бұрын

@@Whiskypapa holy shit thats whacky

@ultimatepowerfulexplosiveh8640

3 жыл бұрын

What's the big deal if we travel 1 second in time.

@jepp6419

2 жыл бұрын

@@ultimatepowerfulexplosiveh8640 we traveled in time at all

@ultimatepowerfulexplosiveh8640

2 жыл бұрын

@@jepp6419 :°

Future time travellers: “Lol Noob”

@iya._.

3 жыл бұрын

lol 69 likes.... niceeeee

@AbhishekBera

3 жыл бұрын

@@iya._. This is going on my wall 🤣🤣🤣

@ezequielmiranda5927

3 жыл бұрын

As a future time traveler I have to say this is relatable

@grillygrilly

3 жыл бұрын

get pwned scrub

@pashauzan

2 жыл бұрын

I can tell that they're fake if they say that

Now he can brag about how he gets to live 0.2 seconds longer than everyone else

@ghostella_8348

4 жыл бұрын

You again

@SharkOSix

4 жыл бұрын

I deleted my comment because I realized how much of a dumbass I am

@ryankim1439

4 жыл бұрын

Was this in your recommended too?

@MarvelRandomies

4 жыл бұрын

Wutttt you everywhere

@chilldude9932

4 жыл бұрын

WHY ARE YOU EVERY DAMN WHERE?

*insert mandatory “technically, we’re all time travellers” remark which no one wanted or asked for*

@calebwaddell6948

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly tho

@calebwaddell6948

4 жыл бұрын

I've done that myself tho lol🤣

@shrekonion8307

4 жыл бұрын

And then you get 10k likes with a bunch of *"underrated comment"* comments

@nexus3756

4 жыл бұрын

Boooooo

@gdash6925

4 жыл бұрын

technically, we´re all time travellers

I time traveled 24 hours back in time after crossing the Greenwich meridian

@beansinnoodles3615

3 жыл бұрын

Actually

@Ro_Gaming

3 жыл бұрын

I think that's just an hour, but I can see the joke (For long warps, cross from Northern Chile to Kiribati, you'll have warped as long as possible.)

@somedudewholikestocook9802

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ro_Gaming thnx, appreciate the information

@ultimatepowerfulexplosiveh8640

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ro_Gaming very smart from a guy who made soup odyssey

@ultimatepowerfulexplosiveh8640

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ro_Gaming and spelt odyssey wrong with grammar checks being a thing.

Plot twist: the man who didn’t travel 0.2 seconds into the future

@theboxingzombie7

3 жыл бұрын

?

@daltonnorman7378

3 жыл бұрын

@@theboxingzombie7 it’s just a joke about the title.

@theboxingzombie7

3 жыл бұрын

@@daltonnorman7378 ohhh

@maximilianmurphy2408

3 жыл бұрын

is you

@maximilianmurphy2408

3 жыл бұрын

@Greenbluescreen eek im an atom

Plot twist: we’re in a simulation and he lagged

@Mattbird-2676

3 жыл бұрын

Actually we all lagged he is the only one who didn't

@royallobster7899

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/gp9_o6qrn6W6pKQ.html

@suomiswagmodz5009

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mattbird-2676 so he is the host of the server

@onlyvirly2c

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@AlexandrBorschchev

3 жыл бұрын

Wtf I just realized that if we were in a simulation, we are being viewed in third person by 4 dimensional creatures.

*Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together, we can stop this.*

@imcarlosjr4898

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@battleshiparmorlord

4 жыл бұрын

believe it or not, the tallest giraffe is indeed taller than any other giraffe

@Pribumi1

4 жыл бұрын

Wait, I thought every minute, 60 seconds passes?

@luckystar3641

4 жыл бұрын

@@Pribumi1 actually it's 'Every 60 seconds in Africa, 60,000 milliseconds pass. Together, we can stop this.'

@luckystar3641

4 жыл бұрын

@Starfish Prime I was making a joke :(

My PC is a time machine.. whenever I play games on it.. I go into the future by a couple hours.

this guy goes 0.2 second into the future me: I've been to Asia.

@samp5560

3 жыл бұрын

This makes no sense, it’s so random

@istantoomanygroupscheckemo4016

3 жыл бұрын

@@samp5560 true

@rahtjesu

3 жыл бұрын

@@samp5560 time zones joke

@AB-jt4rs

3 жыл бұрын

@@samp5560 r/wooooo0O0oO0oSHh

@flowerpot1300

3 жыл бұрын

I live in Australia. If I go to England, and that's in the past. If I come back will I be going back to the future?

Everybody is constantly time traveling, at a rate of one second per second.

@dicjd107

4 жыл бұрын

:O

@uzumakilol1288

4 жыл бұрын

Why does this make sense

@benfree3169

4 жыл бұрын

SKLA Cormack probably because it’s common knowledge😹

@gwroly

4 жыл бұрын

@@benfree3169 I dont want to be that person but..... rwoosh

@benfree3169

4 жыл бұрын

Gwroly obviously I got the joke..my response was to the person who said “Why does this make sense” & also it’s r/woooosh get it right

This guy must have a really bad expirence with Newark airport.

@AM-yz1ll

4 жыл бұрын

Everyone does. Just fly from Singapore to Newark and then you will understand what he means...

@vampiresquid5833

4 жыл бұрын

I’m never going to that god forsaken airport again

@christopherdittmer17

4 жыл бұрын

Who doesn’t?

@bananacat4945

4 жыл бұрын

I think he just lives in Essex county New Jersey and he has to go to Newark airport cause it's the closest

@happydr_

4 жыл бұрын

I have had one flight delayed 4 hours and another canceled from Newark.

I love this channel. Lots of info, straight to the point, short and sweet, good humour. Keep it up!

@abgvedr

Жыл бұрын

And loads of nonsense about time travel

Me: wants to see a video of someone seem to teleport a few feet Him: *physics and stuff*

A man staggers through a city street gaping in amazement at his surroundings. He grabs a passerby and shouts "Sir, what tenth of a second is it?"

@lucidtrip3439

4 жыл бұрын

An actually original comment

@theleetworldbest

4 жыл бұрын

@Drawing Donuts WHAT? OH MY GOD, LANGUAGE... IS SO DIFFERENT IN FUTURE!

@aidan3768

4 жыл бұрын

Pure comedy

@yelloweyedkittytime155

4 жыл бұрын

I love this comment so freaking much lmao

@cmelton6796

4 жыл бұрын

It's your lucky day! You now have your 777th like on your comment

We all living in 2020, while this guy living in 2020 + 0.2 seconds

@shadowwolf1611

4 жыл бұрын

Woah

@itsdae5494

4 жыл бұрын

Look at this random man, so inspirational.🤯🤯 (I liked btw)

@flyingdoggo9887

4 жыл бұрын

damn thats deep

@synishere

3 жыл бұрын

That would play out really well, he'd be able to literally dodge a bullet.

@bertham8514

3 жыл бұрын

So he's suffering +0.2 seconds harder on 2020

Dude:Time travelled .2 sec to the future People who have crossed the International Date Line:Are you challenging me?

Technically, we’re time travelling every second of the day... you know... we are time traveling 1 second every, well, second.

Bruh he time traveled and didn't even warn us abt coronavirus smh

@schlhq3228

3 жыл бұрын

UnOneBlack r/wooosh Idiot THIS is a joke

@rubellion9708

3 жыл бұрын

@@idontlikeyou4340 @dumbasspolice @youmissedthejoke

@derekpatangan9049

3 жыл бұрын

UnOneBlack its a joke stupid fortnite kid

@joosh1563

3 жыл бұрын

R/wooooooooooooooooooosh

@hbi7605

3 жыл бұрын

@@idontlikeyou4340 r/woooOooosh

“This little maneuver is gonna cost us 0.2 seconds”

@zachxiong2657

4 жыл бұрын

@Vanrobo Gaming Interstellar

@tygarner9142

4 жыл бұрын

**Hans Zimmer Intensifies**

@Gamesforus1

4 жыл бұрын

Technically, it gained him 0.2 seconds

@grandpanoogie2665

4 жыл бұрын

Man, your WR attempt is ruined now, you gotta reset and try again.

@CrispyChins

4 жыл бұрын

You beat me to this comment

Someone: Hai! Me: Hello! That person: No, I was just saying the name of a channel.

@blutoonmation

3 жыл бұрын

What

@thestig7019

3 жыл бұрын

@@blutoonmation hai = half as interesting

@troger147

3 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@Soleial

3 жыл бұрын

はい (yes) (hai)

@mypiang

Ай бұрын

thats yes in japanese

my pc time travel because everytime I start it up it goes back to July 7 2009

Mr. Beast: Who time travels the longest wins 50,000

@davitisahakyan48

3 жыл бұрын

Kire Or while doing the vid hearing a random sound from: Thanks for the 50k

@zenonix5710

3 жыл бұрын

Only $50? Normally he gives them more but okay

@davitisahakyan48

3 жыл бұрын

Zenonix 50,000 sorry

@SpectureYT

3 жыл бұрын

50,000 what iPhone 12s??

@zazyreqpro8132

3 жыл бұрын

First to time travel wins 50 k

Imagine flexing to everyone that you will live 0.2 seconds longer than them.

@SagarCubes

3 жыл бұрын

I spotted a cuber in the wild! A fellow cuber

@artemlyubchenko3022

3 жыл бұрын

@@SagarCubes Cuber here too!

@manswind3417

3 жыл бұрын

Well technically, he will only live 0.2 seconds longer than himself & not anyone else, i.e. only his own life is elongated by 0.2 seconds. However, as you can guess, that might not suffice to enable him to exceed everyone else's lifespan.

@niftylittlename

3 жыл бұрын

@@manswind3417 i don't know if this is correct but it'd correct to say he'll exist longer, not live longer.

@mqegg

3 жыл бұрын

To him he would have lived lets say 80 years old (average) but to others he would have lived 80 years and 0.2 seconds old.

I love how these videos are short n sweet! They get right to the point.

I kinda love how he jokes a lot but is also very educational and (half as) interesting.

10 million sub hour long special: what Newark airport did wrong

@OtakuUnitedStudio

4 жыл бұрын

"The short answer: Everything. "The long answer: let's start with the fact that it's in Newark. But it gets worse."

@SanskarWagley

4 жыл бұрын

They know what they did

@isaacmoraesdornelasdesouza4830

4 жыл бұрын

OtakuUnitedStudio I was born in Newark ;( I am offended.

@Trucker_Rich

4 жыл бұрын

Easier is what they did right..

@abalakrishnan4152

4 жыл бұрын

1.5M sub hour long special: bricks

Minecraft bed: Are you challenging me?

@ralphkoyomi2254

4 жыл бұрын

this needs more likes

@aarongonzaga7878

4 жыл бұрын

Omg ahahaha

@epicbread1310

4 жыл бұрын

reddit moment

@dragonowl1980

4 жыл бұрын

Replying Before This Blows Up

@inmaria2759

4 жыл бұрын

Ok

His jokes are so smooth that I didn’t have time to laugh, his sponsor ad was so smooth I didn’t even realize until I was half way in

I got a time travel machine, and it's called "Bed".

@adrianmalmstrom2771

3 жыл бұрын

UNDERRATED COMMENT DETECTED

Me: about to do a plank Time: woah slow down there buddy..

@aresfenrir3676

4 жыл бұрын

This is funny AF

@forsenbaj224

4 жыл бұрын

Ares Fenrir AF

@heyPeter234

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@heyPeter234

4 жыл бұрын

Or the gym teacher is just a wizard who knows how to manipulate how long it takes to countdown from 10

@susbeanbiuld5941

4 жыл бұрын

Bro i can time travel 1 second every second

My question is: how did they have stock footage of my sad boring friend who has been sitting perfectly still at sea level for his entire life?

@fcantil

4 жыл бұрын

Asking the real questions here

@JimBean175

4 жыл бұрын

They're just too common

@beagleboy5343

4 жыл бұрын

Wait... They have footage if me?

@yeet6806

4 жыл бұрын

When i heard that i was like i dont have that kind of friend oh wait a sec...

@asheep7797

2 жыл бұрын

@@wcjk8428 it must be you since you understand it.

I have noticed that the closer I get to a deadline, the faster time seems to travel.

Why doesn’t school show us videos like this instead of boring topics smh

@laccuna.

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, true. America is literally like, well the schools, are the worst thing to ever exist. also how did i manage to understand that did the schools actually teach me something?

Cant wait for when im impatient for class to end so i can pull out a mf rocket and blast off into space for 800 days to save *0.2 seconds*

@swedewtf

3 жыл бұрын

This is way too underrated

@rodh1404

3 жыл бұрын

As every teenager knows, the place where time travels the slowest is in a classroom on a Friday just before the final class of the day ends. Those few minutes last an eternity.

@finntaylor1004

3 жыл бұрын

life 100% run (tas)

@fayebradshaw4221

3 жыл бұрын

You'd technically need to waste those 800 days in space though so you'd get a net loss of 799 days 23 hours 59 minutes and 59.8 seconds

@mariocart2wrholder

3 жыл бұрын

@@rodh1404 nah slowest definitely is your last day of school ever

So your telling me he's 0.2 seconds ahead of us humans

@bogs8140

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@ritaDas-xl4kz

3 жыл бұрын

@DIEGO PEREZ GENIS Lol

@atashi_

3 жыл бұрын

@DIEGO PEREZ GENIS lol

@raduarsene5144

3 жыл бұрын

No he s not ahead. He will just live longer by 0.2 seconds because time just passed a little bit slower for him

@aayanbaig6736

3 жыл бұрын

@DIEGO PEREZ GENIS right

**If you sleep you technically time travel**

@hextrayer6742

3 жыл бұрын

it is

Time traveling into the future would be really stressful for me. I would wonder if I would live 0.2 seconds longer. There’s also the possibility that it could do something to my cellular makeup

Speedruners: "write that down, write that down!!!!"

@imabstrong3726

3 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@allesman

3 жыл бұрын

If a speedrunner shot their timer through space while running the game, this could probably work.

@Ninkjeboi

3 жыл бұрын

Liked by dream.

@christiangamingyt1196

3 жыл бұрын

As you wish

@z1pline487

3 жыл бұрын

@@allesman oh my god hide the speed runners are coming

Notice how at the end, he cut off. He is the 0.2 seconds in the future.

@sujals7108

3 жыл бұрын

Omg yeah he didnt say "i" in hai

@puggoman902

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated, you deserve 1k likes for *making* big brain comment Edit: Guys the reason why making is *LIKE THIS* is because I mistake it and it auto corrected to *marketing*

@augustuscaesar8287

3 жыл бұрын

Keen observation

@augustuscaesar8287

3 жыл бұрын

@@puggoman902 -No way!- _Thanks_ *for clarifying!*

@kaitlynnlattimore7319

3 жыл бұрын

OMG YOUR RIGHT!!!!!!!!

Its like diavolo learning slowly learning how to use time skip

HAI: ‘I am told not to spread misinformation’ 2 mins later: *incorrect information about relativity

I think my dad traveled throught time becuse he never returned from the store. But he came back when I won 10 milion $. Miracle.

@pumpkinspice5848

4 жыл бұрын

You can time travel with 10 million $

@miltoska9708

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah right ,people dont just win money like that ,don't give people online (like myself) who are tens of thousands in dept and have very low income false hopes Also don't give false hopes of my dad coming back

@maazali9604

4 жыл бұрын

@@miltoska9708 hes just joking...

@suzusat

4 жыл бұрын

One question: were you out of milk when he left?

@quasar2099

4 жыл бұрын

@@maazali9604 hes just joking...

wow he must’ve seen flying cars and human cyborgs in that 0.2 seconds into the future

@thepsbros1588

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@seijin5865

4 жыл бұрын

How'd he know he actually time traveled? It was 0.2 seconds tf?

@Froggers.

4 жыл бұрын

@@seijin5865 wooosh

@tukangpempek5390

4 жыл бұрын

@@Froggers. bruh

@labrik0937

4 жыл бұрын

@@seijin5865 Just watch the video

Plot Twist: What if time travel is and always has been possible but it's entirely useless because while your position in time changed, your position in space did not and the Earth's position in the universe is not constant. With how fast the Earth, Solar System, and Galaxy are hurling through the universe, traveling through time by even a few seconds would leave you in crushing black with no point of reference to find your way back to the Earth.

Bro shoulda warned us of 9/11

"Woman on cellphone in 1920s" Me: is that a zebra in the city??

@Infinity-gf2up

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@ChaoscelusApollyon

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@GuysWithGlasses-is6ku

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, Madagascar had to be based on something.

@DRDREAMYBULLMDSBROTHER

3 жыл бұрын

@@GuysWithGlasses-is6ku so what was star wars based off of they both are disney i think

@ash_artz054

3 жыл бұрын

Me too 😂

Plot twist: Real time doesn't change, your perception of time does.

@darktyrant7710

4 жыл бұрын

Rawr xd ~~ nuzzles u ~~

@ganondorfgaming7207

4 жыл бұрын

DarkTyrant what the frick

@treasonsv2440

4 жыл бұрын

@@darktyrant7710 can you dont

@mlgcabbagegaming6501

4 жыл бұрын

'time is relative' - some smart guy

@Nocthmyst

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure that's basically what gets people confused most of the time

This men finished the space mission and unlocked a 0.2 second time freeze bonus

You know when you are really bored and like time seems to be so slow while if your doing something time goes faster? I know I'm not the only one

@nalat1suket4nk0

3 жыл бұрын

that's just an illusion

@sassolino8767

2 жыл бұрын

here I would come by saying that our brain goes blah blah rolling, leaving blah blah and this substance makes us feel blah blah and fine, but I don't want to so googulate it

@pashauzan

2 жыл бұрын

@@sassolino8767 wat

Either this man has travelled 0.2 seconds into the future, or the rest of us all have 200 ping irl🤷‍♂️

@Jester4460

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

Person: *travels 2 seconds into the future* Stockbrokers: we can use that

@ImTheBluestBird

4 жыл бұрын

Wasn’t even two seconds, smh 😔

@Sataka23clips

4 жыл бұрын

0.2 seconds means 1 million for some one

@catussupreme

4 жыл бұрын

0.2 seconds!

@jai-kk5uu

4 жыл бұрын

They could have used if he traveled in past

@Vyclops

4 жыл бұрын

fix your comment it's 0.2 not 2

Still not as far time traveling as when I was a child that I thought a vanity sink was a portal to the future

I think it's very clever that this video ends 0.2 seconds before Sam finished his sentence.

*My brain has left the chat*

@kurai575

3 жыл бұрын

It ws never there to begin with

@mishalshaw708

3 жыл бұрын

@@kurai575 LMAO That one got me Btw I got academic excellence award from school last year :)))

@kurai575

3 жыл бұрын

@@mishalshaw708 nc one bro hope u do well in the future! Congratulations btw!

@mishalshaw708

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks ;)

@kurai575

3 жыл бұрын

@@mishalshaw708 Np

"HAI"s "I" at the end of the video apparently travelled into the future. I expect it to reappear at a future video.

@dimentio916

4 жыл бұрын

Underated

@CRT.v

4 жыл бұрын

If the next video doesn't start with "I" then I will... probably not even remember that I wanted it too, because my memory is that bad.

@AlexSchendel

4 жыл бұрын

I was assuming that I had travelled into the future, so I just missed that part of the video. Thanks for clearing that up!

@muscovymapping8896

4 жыл бұрын

If he doesn't do this I will lock him in Newark Airport for 803 days, 9 hours, and 39 minutes.

@theenzoferrari458

4 жыл бұрын

Shut your mouth before I punch it.

4:28 feels like a shoutout of my pfp, thanks!

Im imagining this woman now as a grandma just going WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAT?

My cousin was driving so fast a few years ago that he time travelled straight to his funeral. . . . Yeah, he died in a car crash. Still miss that bastard.

@bawicz0

4 жыл бұрын

Reest ine piece 😕😟😬🤫🤭😨😨😯😧😮😳😢😥🤮😩😓😖😱🤮😰😔🙄🧐😏😒😔😰☹️☹️😙😙☺️😍🤗🤩😁😀😀😄😘🙁😕🤭😓😞😩😵😱🤮

@ChronicOstrich

4 жыл бұрын

@@bawicz0 Im 8 so im going to use a bunch of emojis 😀😁😂🤣😃😄😅😆😉😊😋😎😍😘🥰😗😙😚☺️🙂🤗😟😔🤐😣😲🤧🤓😷😳😱😵🤢🤬😡😰😭

@Floedekage

4 жыл бұрын

I don't believe you. Could you please replicate the conditions and run a test to see if you get the same result?

I think HAI is starting to get a lot of conspiracy theories.

@datwibgai7233

4 жыл бұрын

It's the new intern guy.

@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828

4 жыл бұрын

He should watch last podcast on the left *Insert high on bath salts joke*

@krrishesgamingempire1239

4 жыл бұрын

You want them to do a video on bricks?

@Raulz

4 жыл бұрын

@@krrishesgamingempire1239 yes

@Trucker_Rich

4 жыл бұрын

@@krrishesgamingempire1239 yes

Another way to time travel: Take air new Zealand flight NZ 902, from auckland to tahiti. You leave at 6:40 pm and reach tahiti, same day at 1:40 am. This is because you cross the international date line while going to tahiti, so you save 21 hrs - 5 hr flight time, and reach tahiti 16 hrs before you left from auckland.

Happy half as anniversary 🥳

I’ve just returned from a trip to the future. It’s horrible! Newark Airport is still a thing and it takes an eternity to get through security

@donverga

4 жыл бұрын

Go back to hoi4 vids

@chrisgaming3373

4 жыл бұрын

@@donverga shut up lmao

@donverga

4 жыл бұрын

@@chrisgaming3373 you probably his alt account answering for him

@TheSegert

4 жыл бұрын

@@donverga No im his alt account answering for him: Be quiet!

@lazyproeagle

4 жыл бұрын

@@donverga shut up lmao

First step to time travel: *CONTENT DELETED*

@aawqaq620

3 жыл бұрын

Fbi agent: i get 500000$ for banning a person saying how to time travel hshaha i.m rich

@denji6975

3 жыл бұрын

*[REDACTED]*

@themysteryquadrio339

3 жыл бұрын

I hope that was a reference to when Dipper tried teaching time travel and the ink was crossed out

@rkpyi8616

3 жыл бұрын

You need to time travel back when the video still exist xD

@joshuastoaac9572

3 жыл бұрын

Step one: make two giant metal cubes the size of manhattan made of copper iron nickel lead Step two: make them collide Step three: jump into the area where the cubes collide and the window of opportunity to go back in time will last 0.00000000000004 seconds but the chance of you getting transported as a whole would be more unlikely than if you were to pick a random person on the earth and getting paul rudd and picking again and getting paul rudd

4:49 That's a historical photo of Newark, containing Continental Airlines and Downtown with no Freedom Tower or Twin Towers. I wonder if that photo is chosen at random or a hidden time travel joke

This is the first video I've watched on your channel and it was great. But I also wanted to say that it is kinda sad that we time traveled before we got to a second planet.

Me: *AFK'ing my minecraft creeper farm, thinking about going to bed to pass the time faster* HAI: "taking a nap is like time travel"

@colonel1003

4 жыл бұрын

haha minecraft joke

@feras_133

4 жыл бұрын

Lol so true

@sirgrim3905

4 жыл бұрын

Well if you think about it it is true.

@Jojozilla426

4 жыл бұрын

You gonna have alot of phantoms when you get back

@cv_luka

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jojozilla426 not if he play 1.8.9 Version

I celebrated 2020 New Year’s Eve twice once in Europe while in the plane and in Asia

@kodextutorials6130

4 жыл бұрын

Cool

@jelle1265

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for sharing!

@2lbs

4 жыл бұрын

Glitch

@rajasumalkar7636

4 жыл бұрын

well if you hadn't, 2020 would've been a better year

@FrozenBusChannel

4 жыл бұрын

There's an HAI video about celebrating new year 6 times in a day

man: youre gonna bli- other guy: *blinks* man: so i time travelled 0.2 seconds into the future

I still can't understand how this guy slips witty jokes and roasts into his videos as smooth as a 1 degree angle

Last time I came this early he was still talking about bricks to deter the FBI

@heejungbyun6934

4 жыл бұрын

you mean he was talking about bricks so the FBI and all of us could gain more knowledge about civil engineering.

@arjunsairam5949

4 жыл бұрын

lame

@August140

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@sonicvenom8292

4 жыл бұрын

I really wanted to know about the longer, newer bricks. If only he made more videos that needed FBI bore-ing, so we can get more about bricks.

@wilyriley_

4 жыл бұрын

@@sonicvenom8292 See, this is why HAI will never make a video on bricks. What he will instead do is distract the government with enough brick facts that it will be the length of a normal HAI video.

Me: *Sleeps* Scientists: “Time Traveler”

@souldjah

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@godnerfedmein2021

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao 😂😂

@matthewesguerra121

3 жыл бұрын

Yes whenever i sleep i feel like am timetraveling

@ultimatepowerfulexplosiveh8640

3 жыл бұрын

@@matthewesguerra121 technically you are duh

Crazy part is that its all relative to perspective, so to us he gained 0.2 seconds, but to himself nothing changed.

Street dogs who made me time travel 0.3 second in the future: i have powers that i don't know about

Bro I’m still at the airport security. Need 300 more days let’s gooo

@if1ame563

4 жыл бұрын

298*

@kitsu8699

4 жыл бұрын

298 days for me

@idk72.

4 жыл бұрын

297

@inswwne

4 жыл бұрын

296

@gaminggaming7241

4 жыл бұрын

294

LMFAO at the EWR shade. Got us good.

"time space..." My brain: ight imma head out

@nintenzone7441

3 жыл бұрын

Ha ha 😂 head out nice unintentional pun

2 things that are endless in life: death, and HAI Newark jokes.

@harshvithlani9399

4 жыл бұрын

You want to know how forever feels? Well, close your eyes and count to one. That is how long forever feels.

@TAOEXPRESS

4 жыл бұрын

@@harshvithlani9399i think i know where that's from, but i forgot.

@harshvithlani9399

4 жыл бұрын

Vladimir kurzkuzkat

@otzi1

4 жыл бұрын

And taxes too

@TAOEXPRESS

4 жыл бұрын

@@harshvithlani9399 thanks for telling me

Time travelling happens in exams 3 hour exam starts: After 5 mins: Time's up, submit your answer sheet and leave

@dikshhao.o4171

3 жыл бұрын

Lol XD Opposite in maths class

@ranjani925

3 жыл бұрын

@@dikshhao.o4171 In civics class i guess... maths exam it ends before starting 😅

@samshaffer2250

3 жыл бұрын

Can't relate, i get tests done fast then sit there for what feels like hours

@dunzdoesstuff

3 жыл бұрын

time flies when youre doing it however when you're finished it feels super long

@enthusiasticarsonsist2366

3 жыл бұрын

Mines diffrent Exam starts 8.45 Me spend 30 minutes doing exam Clock: 15 minutes have passed sit there for 45 minutes and be quite

Technically, we all are time travelling right now...

@duoduos9221

3 жыл бұрын

W O W

I love his consistency on the Newark airport hate

People in the past: sorcery. Old people: probably just some lies Gamers: *lag*

@IGetModerateSleep69420

3 жыл бұрын

Ugh my *M I C R O S O F T. W I N D O W S 5* it like 50 years old idk but there is so much L A G. On Z O O M

@skeb2144

3 жыл бұрын

@@IGetModerateSleep69420 windows is not 50 years old and zoom wont be able to run on a *w i n d o w s 5*

@r.k.1355

3 жыл бұрын

@@skeb2144 r/woooosh

@skeb2144

3 жыл бұрын

@@r.k.1355 im saying windows did not have pcs that can run on zoom and i dont think there is a windows 5

@r.k.1355

3 жыл бұрын

@@skeb2144 but still, it was a J O K E. And YOU missed it. So, henceforth, r/woooosh

Is the last “I” in HAI cut off at the end of the video. Like very end.

@halfasinteresting

4 жыл бұрын

People watch till the end?

@Aluatis

4 жыл бұрын

I just thought that was a 0.2 second joke.

@blyat1648

4 жыл бұрын

@@halfasinteresting hmmm, maybe it ends 0.2 seconds early...

@calebwaddell6948

4 жыл бұрын

@@halfasinteresting, I know I hang out in the comments longer than I should after the end if an HAI video. So I usually hear the end of the video.

@zainhaq

4 жыл бұрын

oh yeah maybe i watched to the end

idk why but some moments after they happen i can vividly remember that moment happening before then

love that they cut off 0.2 seconds at the end of the vid