"you cant just shut off the internet" "ICANN"

@afaresfors

3 жыл бұрын

I see what you did there

@bantxc5616

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@peterstefan6900

3 жыл бұрын

@@bantxc5616 just though the same thing man

@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

3 жыл бұрын

I thought the iCan was Apple's new line of metal containers.

@kysrussiansandindians0

3 жыл бұрын

you can't ban me from using banks! IBANN

"This video is brought to you by..." Seven people, apparently.

@fearless4him595

3 жыл бұрын

So was this comment.

@myluckysuperegg8989

3 жыл бұрын

hahah lol

@yoyoman_blue6485

3 жыл бұрын

I see what you did there

@AA-sf9wu

3 жыл бұрын

underrated

@user-ic4rk6hy5m

3 жыл бұрын

I changed this comment from 1,799 likes to 1800 the prophecy is complete my job is done

When I was a kid my friend told me her dad had a “key to the internet” and I was like ok sure. Turns out she was absolutely right and her dad was one of these 7 key holders at one point. Wild….

@whereismycup

10 ай бұрын

Damn that’s lucky

@JohnDoe-gc1pm

6 ай бұрын

Imagine being an Internet janitor....

@Max-me9ol

3 ай бұрын

that actually sounds like such a typical lie a kid would make up lmao. like "my dad works at xbox and can block you"

@noway9880

2 ай бұрын

yeh so wound up marrying her, right? this kind of power is more important than love, money, or even vanity. you should've married and then engaged her ports.

@ashleyberkowitz8772

2 ай бұрын

@@noway9880What the fuck are you on about

I like how he says “Normally this is where I would make a bunch of bad jokes, but we don’t have time for that.” yet he lists the bad jokes he would make…genius play.

@boiimcfacto2364

2 жыл бұрын

That... is the joke tho? It's not difficult to understand that lol

@ZachAttack6089

2 жыл бұрын

@@boiimcfacto2364 Well it's "genius" in the mind of an average KZread commenter...

@charliebaker1427

2 жыл бұрын

Im sorry but kei I joe is a great joke

@RealNeutronStar

2 жыл бұрын

This was part of Johnny English 3. rd story. At least it can be compared to reality!

@thefutureismeaninglessthep7364

Жыл бұрын

@@boiimcfacto2364 not really, the "punchlines" or whatever else you would call them are there but just saying them is hardly a joke...

Everyone gangsta until one of the seven people gets mad at his children.

@jdogrey

3 жыл бұрын

Lol.

@aryansinghal10

3 жыл бұрын

Xd.

@tester1991

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@ajinkyarathod9535

3 жыл бұрын

Xoooooooo

@geo3172

3 жыл бұрын

OH GOD PLEASE NO

my mom standing near the router: “you mean 8 people?”

@Xlicty

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@subzero.cuber47

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@spaaccee-5497

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@user-wf3yz4wh9t

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@mehela

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

As a Network Engineer, this video explained the concepts of DNS and DNSSEC particularly well. Nice job! Also..I had friends..they're just from a different school...you wouldn't know them! :(

@jacobscrackers98

10 ай бұрын

He forgot to mention that hardly any website uses DNSSEC (that I have noticed) and internet security is mainly based in TLS certs.

@vaster1142

9 ай бұрын

@@jacobscrackers98 Exactly. Most websites don't use dnssec

@bluewindsor93

4 ай бұрын

​@@jacobscrackers98yeah DNSSEC still isn't that widespread unfortunately. TLS/SSL solves most security issues but widespread DNSSEC adoption would be good too, at least from a network security perspective.

@tauforlife

Ай бұрын

I'm appalled to see a proclaimed network engineer comment without pointing out that this entire video is misinformation. DNSSEC is not widely implemented. DNS is NOT "the internet". A small portion of the internet might be harder to reach for a short time. But that wouldn't even happen, as all the DNS servers would keep their caches up until root servers came back online.

I bet these guys have dad jokes like: You know ICANN shutdown your internet don't you?

@benstokes69

4 ай бұрын

😂

"7 people who can turn off the internet" I bet my mum's on the top of this list.

@jeffreyau9751

3 жыл бұрын

When she yanks out the power plug for the router

@Dee-mu6ol

3 жыл бұрын

same

@boredumhaver2841

3 жыл бұрын

it's just 7 mums, don't say it's mom, in Britain, Australia, and some other places, it's spelled mUm

@KanyeTheGayFish69

3 жыл бұрын

MrWallabz what?

@boredumhaver2841

3 жыл бұрын

@@KanyeTheGayFish69 isn't it pretty straight forward?

The real question is... do they still need to do the "I'm not a robot" verification?

@srm6631

3 жыл бұрын

No one is safe from "I am not a robot" test

@luckeycat_

3 жыл бұрын

"Only select the images with sidewalks" *Forgets to click the 'I'm not a robot' box and fails the test.

@LeBronyaJames

3 жыл бұрын

@@luckeycat_ Oh no, you're a robot

@kiaraisuzume1456

3 жыл бұрын

Every single one of us are robots already. Down to the very last idiot standing on this sh*t planet

@AutitsicDysexlia

3 жыл бұрын

@@kiaraisuzume1456 So's your face?

*Shouting from upstairs* 1 of the 7 guys : “Honeyyyyyyyyyyy !” Wife : “Yes ?” “Have you seen my Keys 🔑 ? ”

@fitybux4664

2 жыл бұрын

They probably have an m of n type system so that, maybe 4 of the 7 keys are required. (Just in case anyone is stupid like in your example. Or - maybe even if they are dead.)

@ShyDigi

2 жыл бұрын

@@fitybux4664 that would be awful for security so no they don’t.

@Neion8

2 жыл бұрын

Wife:Whaaat? Husband: WHERE.IS.MY.SUPER.KEY? Wife: I uhhh put it away!

@somerand0mpers0n

2 жыл бұрын

@@Neion8 "WHERE"

@AerisSkyla

2 жыл бұрын

@@somerand0mpers0n Wife: “In the Kid’s Room” One of the key people: “You Little…” Kid: “Why do I have this Internet key? Imma ask dad” One of the key people: “Hey, my [Kid’s Identity]. Have you seen my key?” Kid: “I have A key, but what does it do?” One of the key people: “Oh, It turns the Internet off. Can you give the key back to me?” *Kid gives key back*

Shutting off DNS doesn't turn off the Internet. It just turns off the directory where a name is looked up to find its IP address. Anyone at all can maintain their own copy of the DNS entries they use on a daily basis, so they'd be unaffected by the main DNS going away. Source: I manage a corporate DNS with over 10,000 entries. It can go out to the main DNS if necessary, but internal operations are unaffected by completely cutting off the outside world.

@Illum1nato

10 ай бұрын

That's right, I thought the same thing

In the future, there'll be a movie about a modern version of Thanos who goes around the world collecting 7 keys to turn off the internet at the snap of his fingers.

@cliche_5860

3 жыл бұрын

Then the revengers go stop him with the help of the other Marble heroes

@user-og8jy1ib7f

3 жыл бұрын

What is this the plot to Kingdom Hearts 3.14159.

@hnchad.

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds dope

@clickbait7276

3 жыл бұрын

...at the swipe of a card*

@user-fx5sb5et7o

3 жыл бұрын

@@cliche_5860 marble heroes😂

“Why’d you shut down the DNS system?” Cause ICANN

@joshreddy4278

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@ruins4

3 жыл бұрын

Bad corny joke >:( 👎

@Etherus69

3 жыл бұрын

Ruins4 has a bad corny channel 👎

@ruins4

3 жыл бұрын

@@Etherus69 ok

@nichii1603

3 жыл бұрын

Ruins4 shouldn’t have spoken back. Should. Not. Have. Done. That.

Root hints servers usually have a 72 hour time to live on their DNS records, so it would take 3 days to “shut down” the internet - and that’s only for the DNSSEC requests - UDP requests will be unaffected. This procedure is only to re-key the DNSSEC entries on the root hints servers, and would only be needed if the current keys were compromised or the existing certificates were about to expire. If they were compromised - you’d have to figure out how first before there would be any point in re-keying those servers. This procedure would likely only be used once every ten years to generate new trusted certificates for the root hints servers.

@DeadlyDragon_

2 жыл бұрын

And actually it’d be a seemless transition to the new DNSSEC keys, as they wouldn’t remove the public entries of the about to expire entries until we’ll after the new keys are in place.

@emberthecatgirl8796

2 жыл бұрын

Does anyone know what assymetrical math they use for the key?

@Milan_Rosko

Жыл бұрын

@@emberthecatgirl8796 I thought all common encryption uses prime number factoring.

Hey Sam, good job on this!! Even if a few details were a bit off, you clearly put in a lot of effort to understand a complicated topic, and I appreciate you.

@ValentinIulianAndronache

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed. Having worked in Networking for 6 months in 2014 after a CCNA certification (switched careers after that), the one thing that bothered me in the video was assigning a *.0 IP address to Twitter. Dot zero IP addresses always designate the subnet itself. Host addresses always have the last bit greater than zero. At least when IPv4 is concerned. Other than that, the video is pretty spot on. IPv6 is a different kettle of fish. Back in those days, IPv6 was just barely spreading its wings in the real world. Nowadays, my ISP has been offering dual stack addressing for at least 3-4 years. Not here to gloat or brag. Tech support in networking at my local ISP was my first job ever. And perhaps the one I'm most proud of, even though highly stressful and somewhat underpaid. Cheers from Eastern Europe

@danielwoods3896

Жыл бұрын

@@ValentinIulianAndronache You have a villain name ngl

@bryanchandler3486

Жыл бұрын

@@danielwoods3896 holy shit homie does XD

HAI: it’s about bricks Everyone: *victory screech*

@aoaoaaoaoao889

3 жыл бұрын

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@subarumechanic611

3 жыл бұрын

Can u please launch the missile already

@S41L0R

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, Jong-un, do you sell bath water?

@subarumechanic611

3 жыл бұрын

+1 on the bath water

@LittleWhole

3 жыл бұрын

+2 on the bath water

Bruh, all you gotta do is go into settings and turn off Wi-Fi. Everyone can do it even my uncle bob.

@roguecraftstar9251

3 жыл бұрын

You can also unplug the router

@v0xl

3 жыл бұрын

@@koolaidjammer7108 woosh

@attrey273

3 жыл бұрын

My goodness what an idea. Why didn't I think of that

@sudheeshsurendranath6510

3 жыл бұрын

@@koolaidjammer7108 r/woooosh

@coffeemakerbottomcracked

3 жыл бұрын

fat Hamburger people stupido 🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣 lmaooo joke 2010 r/wuuihuuuushh

You know what would be cool? A video on how easy or hard it would be for the world to adapt if the entire internet was shut down.

I thought you would go a little further and talk about how neat HSMs are. The main idea of an HSM is that it physically holds the private key. In the simplest case of just a single HSM, the key pair is generated inside the HSM. It divulges the public key, but not the private key. All cryptographic functions that require the private key are performed inside the HSM itself, so the private key never leaves the HSM. No one, no even the owners of the HSM, know the private key. The HSM has physical security measures, so tampering will cause it to "forget" the key pair, making physical attack difficult. There is obviously a need to backup the key pair, in the case of the DNS master key there is a backup at the same site and two offsite backups on the other coast. There is a protocol which, once initiated, presumably when all 4 HSMs are in the same physical location so they can be securely connected, will then provide authenticated and encrypted backup channels for making sure the private key stays within that cluster of HSMs as it is periodically updated.

I feel bad for any new viewers who don’t know about the bricks and just click off.

@jpaugh64

3 жыл бұрын

I've watched HAI videos for ~2 years, and I have NO idea about the bricks! "New users" are just screwed (in that respect).

@javidproductions9353

3 жыл бұрын

@@jpaugh64 it's a joke he makes every time he talks about something that is in some way linked to secrecy and so he starts an intro talking about bricks.

@jpaugh64

3 жыл бұрын

@@javidproductions9353 Okay, I have actually seen those videos now that I think about it. So, you're saying that HAI instigated the brick thing, and therefore is the engineer of his own "demise." That's fitting. 😄

@d.b.cooper1

3 жыл бұрын

Man that brick thing he did a while back as a joke is still fresh in my mind, wildly captivating. I wanna know about those bricks HAI! From you & only you!

@o.m.b.demolitionenterprise5398

3 жыл бұрын

Wait what are the bricks

you’re forgetting the eighth person: that grandma who shut off the internet for an entire country

@lucasharvey8990

3 жыл бұрын

We all thought Florida Man was crazy...

@prashanthraghavendran2628

3 жыл бұрын

@Venky Wank As an Indian, I humbly request you to shut up about Indian politics because we don't need that kind of toxicity in the comment section of an amazing educational channel.

@nahuelma97

3 жыл бұрын

You're making me watch it again lmao

@gix9050

3 жыл бұрын

@@prashanthraghavendran2628 this is the type of indians that should comment ... I actually Dont see it wrong that the cut off internet in ur place If u gon say stupid Shit @Venky Wank

@IvanOoze1990

3 жыл бұрын

@Venky Wank Move to China

I learned about this on a TV show. They are known as the Elders of the Internet and also keep the internet itself safe on top of Big Ben where the best reception is.

MrBeast: " I Bought All SEVEN Keys and SHUT THE INTERNET" The video would be handed out in physical DVDs btw

Everyone Gangsta until the CEO of the Internet is losing a match of FIFA

@gaara4667

3 жыл бұрын

Never expect to see football related comment

@whatisbow2865

3 жыл бұрын

Obv he can't beat the CEO of Swag

@ninjacatfilms2046

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@alexanderwidmar2850

3 жыл бұрын

SHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

@AutitsicDysexlia

3 жыл бұрын

@Azeem Siddiqui Hwat are you Hussein? I dhon't ghet it.

Everyone gangsta until the one guy says “I swear I left the key on the counter”

@tofifichannel7199

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@tofifichannel7199

3 жыл бұрын

@BRSM Gamer you broke the chain

@rocketsometimeslaunches8902

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ezl6307

3 жыл бұрын

“ Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?”

@rishabhrawat7856

3 жыл бұрын

lol

Honestly we need someone to use this key for a few months to get the world back to reality

@SRose-vp6ew

Жыл бұрын

Doesn't it just feel like this is about to happen? I have been "feeling that way," and I have no reason to feel that way. However, in 2020 I woke up by seeing how much influence the power players over I life have even when what they push is not reality. What they said is allowed to be said was not what was going on at our local hospital or in the streets outside my house. I admit it, I fell for the lies before, but I couldn't once reality was right outside my real window, and it was unrelated to what they said was going on in the popular platforms of influence. This stuff seems awfully spiritual. The puppet masters some talk about is nothing confusing, it's just the very real demonic spiritual world that we can give power to unintentionally. How do people not get the reason we are in this mess is because people choose to reject the truth in favor of the lies that make sense to them according to the compromising comforts they have gotten used to in this world. If the internet goes down, I don't think it will necessary be because of 5 or 7 people with keys, God will simply say enough and the spell of it will be broken as Millennials, Gen Z and Alpha crave what is real and see it's not found in the carefully crafted and censored world of being online.

@ekvedrek

Жыл бұрын

@@SRose-vp6ew alright grandpa take your meds

@El_Mierda_De_Gato

Жыл бұрын

​@@SRose-vp6ew mucho texto

@zokov-wr1qs

Жыл бұрын

The global economy:🗿

@lilwoodiewood3457

Жыл бұрын

​@@SRose-vp6ew quit spreading fear your disabled get help

I love what you do! ♥️ And I have Nebula, incredible content! But I barely use it. The player really really needs work. We want to listen to things on the go, close the app, lock our phones and find where we were in previous videos quickly. Get the developers fixing these issues and your product could really rocket! 🚀

HAI: "I shouldn't say this, but the ICANN private key is..." ICANN: "Ha, as if..." HAI: "Seven." ICANN: "Pff, lucky guess." HAI: "Four." ICANN: "Wait, what?" **picks up phone** HAI: "Two." ICANN: "You can't be serious!" **frantically dials** HAI: "No, I just wanted you to think I'm cool." ICANN: **slowly puts down phone** "Motherf...."

@TheLastEchelon

3 жыл бұрын

Goddammit Brenda, did you tell your sister the key again?

@molly.dog8brooke792

3 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh more than it should’ve...

@almerindaromeira8352

3 жыл бұрын

It's obviously 42

@microsoftcortana9239

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@cedricye1767

3 жыл бұрын

It is 742817816523- Why is the police here

the people with keys: only we can turn off DNS TheLockPickingLawyer: "are you really in charge here"

@leventekaszas2830

3 жыл бұрын

Looool that's hilarious bro😂

@alinobunaga

3 жыл бұрын

LPL is the avatar.master of all keys and locks.

@somedankboi6093

3 жыл бұрын

Bet he can unlock all 7 locks within 1 minute lmao

@mikkelbendixen6595

3 жыл бұрын

"hello im the LockPickingLawyer and today were seeing how fast i can turn off the internet for the entire world"

@Rumorbox33

3 жыл бұрын

click on 1, nothing on 2, 3 is still binding....

Dan Kaminsky passed away April 23, 2021. Paul Kane was only a keyholder until 2017. There are currently 6 Recovery Key Share Holders listed at ICANN: Moussa Guebre, BF Recovery Key Share Holder (2010-) Kristian Ørmen, DK Recovery Key Share Holder (2017-) Norm Ritchie, CA Recovery Key Share Holder (2010-) Ondřej Surý, CZ Recovery Key Share Holder (2010-) Bevil Wooding, TT Recovery Key Share Holder (2010-) Jiankang Yao, CN Recovery Key Share Holder (2010-)

@maynardsdick

18 күн бұрын

The 7th one is obviously Al Gore.

"to acess the keycard you need a key, that was only assigned to 7 trusted Internet security experts around the world" Lockpicking lawyer: here's click one, click two and... We are in

“Hey Paul?” “Yeah?” “My child doesn’t think I can shut down the internet” “I’ll get the key”

@AverageAmerican

2 жыл бұрын

Don't mess with parents.

@wealthforthecommoners3146

2 жыл бұрын

More like: "Hey paul!" "Yeah?" "AAAAAAAAA"

@RealNeutronStar

2 жыл бұрын

This was part of Johnny English 3. rd story. At least it can be compared to reality!

@thefutureismeaninglessthep7364

Жыл бұрын

@@RealNeutronStar bot

@geromeblara

Жыл бұрын

​@@thefutureismeaninglessthep7364 bot

So does that mean those people could say... “ICANN turn off the internet”?

@theemptylegend0

3 жыл бұрын

Sadly, yes

@medexamtoolsdotcom

3 жыл бұрын

For a moment I thought your joke was that Carl Icahn can turn off the internet. He's one of the worst famous investor, if you didn't know, you can pretty much short everything he thinks is great.

@maruftim

3 жыл бұрын

I hate you

@charadreemurr2097

3 жыл бұрын

I thought you were talking about iCarly I know,you see,somehow the world will change for me~

@siononalundula1699

3 жыл бұрын

Get out.

If this happens, hundreds of companies will introduce alternatives to DNS in couple of days. Things will be chaotic for couple of days, but will eventually settle very quickly.

I was almost in. It was like Mission Impossible... Then those damned sword-wielding bears came out.

"if you don't know what DNS is because you had friends in college" as a CS major, that one stung

@mizzogf

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@user-ejxomyq

3 жыл бұрын

It's true I have no friends

@royalreaper47

3 жыл бұрын

Counter Strike?

@mizzogf

3 жыл бұрын

@@royalreaper47 computer science

@royalreaper47

3 жыл бұрын

@@mizzogf Sad. Counter Strike would've been a way cooler major

Plot twist: he actually got the key correct, and kept it a secret by saying it’s wrong.

@user-kz3do7zy9g

3 жыл бұрын

Nope

@normalidiot7227

3 жыл бұрын

@Doge Gamer want me to tell you what a joke is?

@user-kz3do7zy9g

3 жыл бұрын

Nah many

@silentneko7961

3 жыл бұрын

Plot twist, He is the Key

@sethboyce3941

3 жыл бұрын

starts with 742

A bit unfortunate to use Twitter for this explanation, as Twitter doesn't actually use DNSSEC. The explanation in general seems to assume that every zone is signed, which is not true - in fact the majority of DNS zones are unsigned. However, TLDs are usually signed so its true that an issue with the root key can bring down most zones, even if unsigned.

I just finished cyber security and compute communications courses, and this video is surprisingly accurate.

@tauforlife

Ай бұрын

NO it's not.

@DansHobbies

Ай бұрын

@@tauforlife which part?

@tauforlife

Ай бұрын

@@DansHobbies DNSSEC is not widely adopted. DNS is cached and shutting down root servers will not destroy or disable the caches or cause those DNS servers to stop responding. Shutting down DNS is not "turning off the internet", it's ... "turning off DNS root servers", a very very big difference.

@DansHobbies

Ай бұрын

@@tauforlife The average life span of a DNS request is one day. So assuming that turning off the root servers for more than a day its like turning off the internet.

The servers containing the "keys" would need to be surrounded by a building which is usually built with bricks, which is pretty interesting and would require a video of its own

@bruhman2995

2 жыл бұрын

damn bro he really tryna shutdown the internet and I don't blame him.

@keithsavage4340

2 жыл бұрын

Like the windowless AT&T building in NYC?

@RealNeutronStar

2 жыл бұрын

This was part of Johnny English 3. rd story. At least it can be compared to reality!

when they lose the keys, they will become ICANNOT

@jonaslaww

3 жыл бұрын

Very original and funny, waiting for this to blow up

@KevinP32270

3 жыл бұрын

HAAAA LOL

@ad-skyobsidion4267

3 жыл бұрын

Nah they just call lpl

@AbsoluteAbsurd

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@shaheerburney398

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

First time viewer. Amazed at how funny AND informative this was all the way through. Great content.

"Bruh I lost my key..." "I'm sorry... you fuckin' _W H A T ?_ "

"You can't defeat me" "I know but he can" "ICANN"

@c_cheryl

3 жыл бұрын

*boss battle music*

@HomTolland0

3 жыл бұрын

@@c_cheryl *why am I hearing boss music?*

@CallenderMan

3 жыл бұрын

@@HomTolland0 Because cheryl started playing boss music, obviously.

@diogocaetano1ALT

3 жыл бұрын

HECANN

@BigBoss-rw4mn

3 жыл бұрын

Copied comment .. be a real man

“Ultimately, saying that you don't care about privacy because you have nothing to hide is no different from saying you don't care about freedom of speech because you have nothing to say.” ― Edward Snowden

@PREISINGPRODUCTIONSsince1912

3 жыл бұрын

DID YOU KNOW THAT YOUR CELLPHONE IS BEING TRACKED AND LISTENED TO 24/7? Your cell phone is traceable even when it’s completely shut off kzread.info/dash/bejne/d4p8yJaOl6ufl5M.html

@AmericanIdiot7659

3 жыл бұрын

Whoever complains about internet privacy is a beta.

@David_Box

3 жыл бұрын

And... I really don't see the what is so bad about the second one?

@Tautolonaut

3 жыл бұрын

"People who say the innocent have nothing to hide should be banned from owning curtains" Mark Thomas (comedian)

@vapor2194

3 жыл бұрын

@@C4pt41nN3m0 LMAO

the 7 guys seem to all work together the moment i want to play a game peacefully

0:10 “bricks…all white bricks”😂

"This is the lock picking lawyer and today we will be unlocking the power of the entire internet. Small click on 1, click on two, annnndd. I have now the power to turn off the internet all accessed in under 20 seconds. "

@johnkx9496

3 жыл бұрын

Ahahahaha

@theaspirantofdoom6216

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment 😂

@robindesbois9308

3 жыл бұрын

If this lower fond the bunker of internet ... I can ! x)

@gokulk2759

3 жыл бұрын

tbh he could actually do it if someone takes care of the armed guards

@nogamenolife7407

3 жыл бұрын

He really could lockpick his way

This video is kinda false. They don’t “hold the keys to the internet” they hold the keys to root name DNS and DNSSEC so if they were to shut it down yes it would be a great pain to have to type in IP adresses instead of names the internet wouldn’t mysteriously vanish all of a sudden

@jk-ug8sb

3 жыл бұрын

I feel your comment needs more love than its getting. I understand that the internet can be complicated to understand but I hate hearing people saying that these 7 people can just turn off the internet as a whole as if every single private network is going to be booted offline.

@katteisace4563

3 жыл бұрын

Andrew H yeah like for example my private server I run for my 3D printer

@jk-ug8sb

3 жыл бұрын

@Andrew H dns server is like a translator from human to computer it takes our language and translates it to computer numbers. If dns fails computer cant understand our language like www.youtube .com but we still can speak in there language. It's hard and not as easy but we can talk to them with numbers to our self. Like 192.168.1.1 witch is usually used by routers.

@KingCo0pa

3 жыл бұрын

You are right. Basic functionality would still be there, but many things would fail as websites are referencing other content not via IP addresses but via their actual names. And I mean not only links that are entered by users (for example the links in this video description) but also references added by developers in the websites' source code - at least that's what I saw at a web development company some years ago. Maybe big players like google or amazon found a smarter way but this would mean they spent a lot of effort to take care of a very unlikely fail.

@timtom1688

3 жыл бұрын

Andrew H It's no secret how DNS works so technically you could add a local DNS server to your home network which you can configure manually to translate some common websites to their corresponding IP adress (like youtube,google,...) but you would always need to know the IP adress first to be able to configure this 'private DNS server'. It is true that most links currently work with their generic human-readable names so they would need a working DNS system to be able to operate. So while turning of DNS and DNSSEC would not technically turn off the internet it would create a huge amount of chaos and would make the internet practically unusable for most people.

Dan Kaminsky sadly passed away 2 years ago, respect to him.

It only takes 7 people to finally eliminate Twitter but at what cost... do it

*“..now streaming HAI’s 40 minute special”* Me: That’s great. Now get on with the ... *“It’s about Bricks.”* Me: Sir, you had my curiosity ... but now you have my attention.

@icehot900

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@re57k

3 жыл бұрын

talking 'bout curiosity stream

@AxxLAfriku

3 жыл бұрын

GAGAGAGAGAGAGA I just saw something very unpretty! I looked in the mirror! GAGAGAGAGAGAGA!! But I am the cool KZreadr with two hazardously hot girlfriends so IT is all good! Thanks for you attention dear aam

@prajwalpingali

3 жыл бұрын

But he did lose attention of the FBI, CIA, NSA, and many more agencies so that means he won't get too many vies

@krmr

3 жыл бұрын

Actually it ain't about bricks, bunch of Nebula creators advertise and sing praise to Nebula for 33 minutes, maybe 5 minutes in total are about bricks. 5% as interesting.

People with Nebula subscription to others: we got to see the bricks now, you peasants.

@chrisakaschulbus4903

3 жыл бұрын

i know this might be an unpopular opinion around here... but since it costs money, i'll probably never watch it. running short on resources here :D

@chrisakaschulbus4903

3 жыл бұрын

@@sjjwf6025 the problem is, i still don't really know if the information is worth it... tbh i saw enough videos about bricks on youtube (practical engineering) and whatnot... so your sales pitch needs to be more convincing ;)

@desiinger5486

3 жыл бұрын

Enzo Rafael Souza Silva Well its not like there is only 1000 different number combinations in 3 digits.

@drmadjdsadjadi

3 жыл бұрын

The super private key is 42. Word.

@bootybiscuit1561

3 жыл бұрын

Ill wait for the Netflix adaptation

Dan Kaminsky died last year, the American keyholder. Anyone know who took over his key? I got curious and tried to find out but I couldn't find anything. I hope they're intentionally keeping his successor under wraps, bc that sure seems like something that ought to be a secret.

@5:01 is shows Dan kaminsky as one of the key holders but he passed away this year sadly

I think their name is just them trying to say “icann turn off your internet”

@walidfakhfakh3660

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for that i really needed it. Now goodbye

@ShresthMishra

3 жыл бұрын

@@walidfakhfakh3660 AYE AYEEEEE

@walidfakhfakh3660

3 жыл бұрын

@@ShresthMishra you must be indian

@AtharvaChawathe

3 жыл бұрын

@@walidfakhfakh3660 yes

@not_vinkami

3 жыл бұрын

We need a nonprofit called icant then

Seriously? I have to pay for the brick video? Take my money.

@dantnad

3 жыл бұрын

Same bro... same... 15 secs into the video and I've already paid the subscription.

@nishitsoni3297

3 жыл бұрын

Imma just Jack Sparrow it lol

@aryanjha8841

3 жыл бұрын

N lmao

@Azivegu

3 жыл бұрын

Well, I cant even access it, because I dont own a credit card and in my country it is objectionable for a student to have one.

@ganlas5155

3 жыл бұрын

Im honestly considering getting a subscription. 3 dollars for a month is nothing,

Where can I find more info about nebula? I can't seem to find any reviews or people talking about what it is, how jt came about, how do creators earn and so on.

so interesting! never knew this about the internet!

I feel like there should be a movie about these guys having to come together and perform the key ceremony to, like, save the world or something.

@therealwhitleygilbert4592

3 жыл бұрын

Because we haven't seen such a movie. 🤣

@chrisjlee2013

3 жыл бұрын

@@therealwhitleygilbert4592 Wym. You’re being sarcastic? If so, what movie is it?

@therealwhitleygilbert4592

3 жыл бұрын

Lord of the Rings

@chrisjlee2013

3 жыл бұрын

@@therealwhitleygilbert4592 lmaooooooo

@drenz1523

3 жыл бұрын

Oh that's a yes for me

ICANN's private key is super safe and secure. Lockpicking Lawyer: "And a click out of one..."

@Katniss218

3 жыл бұрын

Two is binding

@rixille

3 жыл бұрын

Nothing on three.

@user-hq1gn5vz8f

3 жыл бұрын

nothing on 4

@Katniss218

3 жыл бұрын

Back to one

@TheKBrosTech

3 жыл бұрын

Okay 5 is set

Tim Berners-Lee: I unveil to you... THE INTERNET! Governments: Hey man... lets go grab a drink

Now we need an action movie with a bad guy trying to steal the keys who also kidnapped those powerful people and Dwayne Johnson being the main character trying to stop the bad guy

Everyone gangsta till twitter cancels those seven people and the seven of them decided to shut down the internet.

@heinoustentacles5719

3 жыл бұрын

That would be for the best

@blendyboi5023

3 жыл бұрын

At least they cant complain anymore

@RedStone576

3 жыл бұрын

imagine

@piadas804

3 жыл бұрын

It's impossible to turn off the internet

@redfailhawk

3 жыл бұрын

@@piadas804 did you... did you even watch the video bruh...

HI: wanna learn how to take over the world? Everybody: BRICK

@ithinkguy9233

3 жыл бұрын

B-brazil R-russia I-india C-china K-korea They could (hahhah im jk)

@TheBluePhoenix008

3 жыл бұрын

@@ithinkguy9233 India and China never get along dude

@aedynlamo

3 жыл бұрын

iTHINK Guy change China to Canada

@aroundhere1200

3 жыл бұрын

@@ithinkguy9233 Its actually: BRICS: -Brazil -Russia -India -China -South Africa The economic alliance Either this, or it was a joke and i didn't get it.

@ithinkguy9233

3 жыл бұрын

@@aroundhere1200 Theres K at the last one

Ask Mark Zuckerberg how this works LOL

“Ferb, I know what we’re going to do today”

Everybody gangsta till one of the 7 dudes suddenly hear “Welcome back to the Lock Picking Lawyer, today we’ll be seeing how easy it is to turn off the internet by picking open this lock with a spork!”

@lazer2414

3 жыл бұрын

OMG LMAO YES

@BrianXPlayz

3 жыл бұрын

This comment is WAY underrated.

@lumonetic1124

2 жыл бұрын

We're fine, if he turns off the internet no one can watch his videos.

@dontaskaboutmyname6876

2 жыл бұрын

@@BrianXPlayz more like stolen

@sylverserf2174

2 жыл бұрын

@@dontaskaboutmyname6876 Yeah, but his screen name is so cool.

Long ago the seven internet keys were forged in the fires of mordor to defeat the dark lord. Each ring was given to a member of the fellowship of the keys.

@MrHaggyy

3 жыл бұрын

You mean darknet thats what we call mordor here on earth. You have to cross the land of the unnamed services, pass the black gates of firewall and after a view TB of pure criminal energy your there in the kernal of the Darknet.

@fullmetaltheorist

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrHaggyy Only then will you be able to destroy the keys.

@MrHaggyy

3 жыл бұрын

@@fullmetaltheorist And only with the blockchain of that one cipher that would not fall for the economic power the one key could provide.

@unknownwarriorprescoknight8586

3 жыл бұрын

Yes that’s right

@sohamacharya171

3 жыл бұрын

I was there, three thousand years ago

You can turn it off at your location, just turn off wifi or disconnet the cable to network card if you use it to connect, or delete the program you use to access inernet.

This video left me with MORE questions then answer number one and number two thus this video is MOSTLY add stuff which makes it EVEN SHORTER.

"The Seven people who can shut down the internet" 1. Everyone who can pull a plug.

@sobanya_228

3 жыл бұрын

That's shutting down your local network

@lucasharvey8990

3 жыл бұрын

@@sobanya_228 but technically it's still shutting down the internet.

@nez570

3 жыл бұрын

@@sobanya_228 stfu it's a joke

@this7580

3 жыл бұрын

Nez You're quite angry for someone who likes jokes

@tonyth9240

3 жыл бұрын

The plug of ICANN perhaps?

“This is the lock picking lawyer, and today, I am going to steal the Internet.”

@ad-skyobsidion4267

3 жыл бұрын

Yes just yes

@Xlicty

3 жыл бұрын

No no he's got a point

@rubikscubedude4028

3 жыл бұрын

As you can, see, there is a major flaw with these locks. In any case, that's all I have for you today.

@alphadelta-bo4rk

3 жыл бұрын

We have a click out of pin one two is binding click out of three nothing at four..

@newbie4789

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yes

Yes this could potential disrupt much of internet activity as in most request would be stuck at the address translation. Doesn't mean the entire internet is down though. Many corporate networks have hardcoded IPs and even you could make your request if you already know the IP. This is like you lost your phone book but still have a functioning phone. You can still call anyone as long as you know their number.

This video still brings me back to that South Park episode where the internet went down. Where there is a location where the internet can be disabled and reset for everyone.

Several people almost broke into a icann station, but the nunchuck wielding fish got to them before they could do anything major.

@GambitsEnd

3 жыл бұрын

It because they came equipped to deal with sword weilding bears. They didn't know it was a trap all along as the nunchuck wielding fish sprung forth.

@acebalistic1358

3 жыл бұрын

TRULY A VICTORY FOR THE FORCES OF JUSTICE

You left out an important element of the Culpeper, Virginia's security: traffic. It's horrendous. Anyone plotting something nefarious will get caught in traffic that will make him want to give up long before he gets near the facility.

@saravaneerde6164

3 жыл бұрын

hisownfool1 so true it hurts

@hisownfool1

3 жыл бұрын

Sara van Eerde I assume you are also a NOVA resident.

@BankruptMonkey

3 жыл бұрын

@@hisownfool1 do they really count as a Nova resident if they live out in Culpepper though?

@xplicitmike

3 жыл бұрын

That's Northern VA for you.

@xplicitmike

3 жыл бұрын

@@BankruptMonkey good question.

That sounds like a action movie plot. Some guy assassinates all seven of the guys, gets the harddisks, overcomes the security and turns off the internet. And then just watches the world fall in chaos.

My mom who can turn off the internet by unplugging a single cord: “Pathetic.”

HAI: "Only these seven people in the world have the keys which give them access to turn off the internet. They're the most powerful people in the world!" LockPickingLawyer: "Okay, I'm using top of the keyway tension, and my standard hook in twenty-five thousandths. Nothing on one, small click out of two, nothing on three . . ."

@bersspon3256

3 жыл бұрын

Google is binding tightly..

@frez4246

3 жыл бұрын

nah nah after he gets a click he usually starts from the beginning again, and he usually mentions one of them binding smh

@Masood1810

3 жыл бұрын

Fast and furious team: find the location, get Rock to break in, get a random nerd to steal the keys, and then drive cars in clouds (or using cloud) with some crazy ass action and control the internet to save the world and that one person who was on the line.

@bersspon3256

3 жыл бұрын

Don't gatekeep LPL :(

@jackmoul9753

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed out loud at this.

If DNS didn't work, you could still simply trust the lower DNS servers. Risky, but would work most of the time.

@vismortis

3 жыл бұрын

Or if you know a site's IP you could go that way or used the cached DNS reccords on your computer/network.

@GarlicGrinder9

3 жыл бұрын

The average person doesnt know or understand what you just said. They'd probably panic a bit and be anxious until it comes back on because theg know they'd break something trying to do that.

@Poiuy20102011

3 жыл бұрын

@@GarlicGrinder9 the decision would be made on system level, not by user. In fact that's basically what happens now anyway, it's not like all the keys get checked every single time you connect to any website.

@KiefOverdose

3 жыл бұрын

You guys should make educational videos and spread knowledge , you might help someone invent a time machine

@tstcikhthyss

3 жыл бұрын

@@Poiuy20102011 True, but most cached DNS records only have a time-to-live (TTL) of 24 hours, if that, so it would stop working after that. And then the world would end.

0:16 video title: "who can turn off the internet?" 0:16: Narattor: "ICANN"

Hey, one of the 7 key holders sadly passed away in June this year, so what happens with that key?

Paul Kane is no longer a key holder. He was replaced by Kristian Ørmen of Denmark in 2017

@kiradotee

3 жыл бұрын

Brexit? 😂

@FIREDRAGON158

3 жыл бұрын

I was going to comment this, lol

@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

3 жыл бұрын

Wow I can't believe HAI would have such a glaring inaccuracy. This ruins the entire video's legitimacy.

@sentfromheaven00

3 жыл бұрын

Asoka S I'm a feminist, idc about it

@ImTouchkv2

3 жыл бұрын

@Asoka S are you this stupid?

ICANN seeing he got the first 3 letters of the private key right: *profusely sweating*

@tanshi8059

3 жыл бұрын

@@drenz1523 its a joke

@drenz1523

3 жыл бұрын

@@tanshi8059 lol k

@zombs0

2 жыл бұрын

@@tanshi8059 BCD3B18E02CA8A4E21698BAD31D24C25C58536EFA9C2CAAE3C18E6D764BEF80D399B8BE1D40D9ACAF4D18E3763A8E80D4794DFF8C7CA8965B3B35305219CD42920E84E6BF1ED64607BCFC852D5F6043C21FD92831C35DE29141BF87A275303660816AF0C9D1A432F3D611195667F4E7E2441ABC385B92C4EDD2F18E3B1680180

@bartholomewtheapostle_real

2 жыл бұрын

@@zombs0 what

@zombs0

2 жыл бұрын

@@bartholomewtheapostle_real the private key

That explanation of public and private key finally made me somewhat understand there purpose, somewhat. It’s still confusing…

0:48 wow I wasn’t expecting to be attacked like that 😭

HAI: The private key for the internet is 742 ICANN: How did he know??? *Shocked* HAI: I am joking ICANN: Yeah, that's totally not it *Laughing nervously*

@mordecaimengesteab5336

3 жыл бұрын

*Shuts down HAI*

@Evotionn

3 жыл бұрын

Matt Norman underrated comment

@majstealth

3 жыл бұрын

it´s real key is 123456password, what else could it be!?!?!?

@SpacePorridge

3 жыл бұрын

@@majstealth They had to add a special character so it's actually 123456password!

@krystiankowalski7335

3 жыл бұрын

This comment has 742 likes, coincidence?

These 7 people: *We can turn off the internet* My internet provider: *You're not the only one cursed with knowledge*

@concept5631

3 жыл бұрын

Seems legit.

@windle1726

3 жыл бұрын

How come your everywhere?

@7_y1ar

3 жыл бұрын

racor hes like justin y,they comment on almost all videos

@articusramos808

3 жыл бұрын

I seen you somewhere before....but where?!?!??!

@concept5631

3 жыл бұрын

@@articusramos808 Everywhere.

Dan Kaminsky passed away, who has his key?

Love your videos!!!

For anyone who interested in this kind of thing: ICANN's key ceremonies are actually filmed and are available to the public to watch (google "IANA key signing ceremonies" (no quotes) if you're interested), although they're not terribly exciting to watch unless, again, this is a subject you're interested in. It's 3-7 hours of a meticulously scripted, excessively documented event involving around two dozen people (ICANN staff, industry insiders, and outside witnesses which you can actually apply to be one of) sitting in a highly secure room, removing the HSMs from a secure vault, executing a bunch of commands on a Linux terminal to sign the keys or do whatever else they need to, and returning the HSM to storage. It needs to be completely public so the world can be 100% confident that EVERY time the root keys are accessed, they weren't comprised or used for anything other than their intended purpose.

@mooredaddymoney

6 ай бұрын

Wow! Thats actually kinda cool tho

I've actually heard of one of those seven people. (Dan Kaminsky, specifically. His name comes up from time to time in technical contexts.)

@elmajore4818

3 жыл бұрын

Legend has it he is one of two people who can write bug-free software (the other being Donald Knuth)

@sebas67859

3 жыл бұрын

El Majore where did you read about that? I'm kind of interested on what you said :)

@santanabustamante3566

3 жыл бұрын

This is like just Incase some Terminator shit happens 😱😱😱

@elmajore4818

3 жыл бұрын

@@sebas67859 media.ccc.de/ (or their youtube channel) dont know the exact talk, most are in German but they try to make english and french versions available as well. I think it was a talk by Felix von Leitner (fefe) but not 100% sure

@sebas67859

3 жыл бұрын

El Majore ty 🤠

"damn my ping is bad, maybe restarting the internet will help"

Yeah, that all flew over my head, just as long as my computer works, and goes where I need it to, I’m fine.

When HAI puts the brick documentary on Nebula: I've won, but at what cost....

@somedude5422

3 жыл бұрын

Like, idk, a bunch of money.. ;-; We need it on YT now!

@swehunter2000

3 жыл бұрын

$3 per month or $30 per year

@kayrose6670

3 жыл бұрын

$15 a year

@Pikana

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck...I actually want to watch it now. The legendary Brick Video.

@PT5-Shorts

3 жыл бұрын

I wish it was free

Everybody gangsta until the security gets close to the boxes and hears: “Click out of 1, click out of 2, nothing on 3, 4 is binding...”

@boiimcfacto2364

3 жыл бұрын

Phew, that was a toughie. As you can see, it took me a whole 20 seconds to reset the internet.

@kaedengreenfield8978

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I love lpl

@srvq3101

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard they had to call an exorcist

@lukethompson7740

3 жыл бұрын

Nice stolen comment

@rajkamal.achanta

3 жыл бұрын

Ah. You are a man of culture as well !

So when is the movie coming out?

Moss - "This Jen, is the internet" Jen - "What" Moss - "That's right" Jen - "This is the internet? The whole internet?" Moss - "Yup, I offer a loan of it so you can use it in your speech."