"He sadly does a rep with the casket" - Pure poetry

"Families struggled to stay pumped" is my favourite throwaway line so far

@SniffyPoo

11 ай бұрын

i need a visual of that

@craigconley2529

10 ай бұрын

Ha!

@WTFG78

Ай бұрын

“Food and weights were hard to come by.”

I love how supportive Robert is of Conan and keeps pointing out his influence on the script and jokes.

@jonholbrook8821

Жыл бұрын

THA CRACKAS

A room full of legends. Thank god for Conan’s podcast 🙌🏽

@lgmarquez5469

Жыл бұрын

@@maniswolftoman How about “Living Legends”, is that better? I love Conan but that comment you made about Conan low key made me laugh. Why you gotta do bro like that 😅

@stilldiggingrecords3951

Жыл бұрын

Not as dead as the second Roman legion

@iGaveLiaHIV

Жыл бұрын

@@lgmarquez5469 it’s a reference to what kevin nealon said

Smigel's Schwarzenegger impression takes me right back to college. I used to watch Late Night every night. Probably haven't heard that impression in 20 years.

@DeetotheDubs

Жыл бұрын

"Like my Christmas classic Jingle All Da Way!"

@SniffyPoo

11 ай бұрын

Smigel's version of Arnauld makes the whole thing work

@SniffyPoo

11 ай бұрын

@@DeetotheDubs "All time Christmas classic!"

@treetopjones737

5 ай бұрын

Photo of the celebrity on the tv, with a hole space for an actor's mouth so the mouth moved. #SparedNoExpense

@lifecrapwithMAP

5 ай бұрын

"You can't just jingle part of de way .."

This series is the greatest thing on the internet right now.

love that you can hear sona laughing in the background

"He sadly does a rep with the casket" LOL

I love hearing Sona bust out laughing in the background. It’s the best.

16:22 "families struggled to stay pumped" that got me XD

I love how you can hear Triumph in Robert's Arnold.

About 14 minutes in it's just four guys exchanging Arnold impressions.😂😂

Dana (and possibly his son) came into my place of work yesterday afternoon to pick up some pizza. Really nice guys! Love you Dana, thanks for making me feel star struck for the rest of the day!

I love how there were 11 chocolate covered things on the table then like 20 seconds later there were 3 😂

@gustafsone

Жыл бұрын

Nearly every time the camera switched to Kevin, he was popping something in his mouth, lol.

@lauren.yassss.9863

Жыл бұрын

@@gustafsone yeah hah he’s too funny 😂

@calebclunie4001

Жыл бұрын

It was, obviously, protein, and wheat germ products, derived from land, that had been plowed, by muscular glistening oxen, which have been rubbed down with tanning oils, and fed by irrigation, that has, at its source, a spring that cracks through the bedrock, with the force of 10 volcanoes, and then moves into rapids, and water rises (because waterfalls are for the lazy), and reaches its eventual termination, at a lake of the tears, of those who couldn't handle the competition...and some chocolate...but, mostly, all of those other things I mentioned.

I'm still picturing the scene in the first episode with the tandem bicycle that gains a seat every time they decide to bring someone with them.

I'm enjoying the script. I was a huge Hans and Franz fan back in the day. My friend and I recorded an unnecessarily long outgoing message as the characters. Let's see if I can remember the gist: "Hello. I am Hans. Ja! Und I am Franz. And we're just here to answer [clap] the phone. Jill and Teri aren't here right now, but if you leave a message now, they'll play it back later and listen to it a week from Thursday. Ja, und if you aren't a puny little girly man, maybe Jill and Teri will call you back. Ja, but then again, if you were a puny little girly man, you probably couldn't even lift the phone in the first place. Ja, und if you tried, you would break your puny little girly-man toothpick arm. But enough talk. We're not here to talk. We're just here to answer [clap] the phone."

@daydream_believer

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@kathyryan6826

Күн бұрын

Amazing ❤

Robert's Jay Leno is killing me

This script is original and really funny! It definitely has the vibe of a comedy classic, but it really can only work with Arnold and no one else lol.

@bhello2534

11 ай бұрын

No Arnold!

@micahisonYT

9 ай бұрын

I think you mean AGHNULD

I can remember being a little kid, 1990 or so, in a department store with my mom and seeing a Saturday Night Live calendar on a calendar rack and it being Hanz and Franz on the cover and wanting it sooooooo bad.

I loved that ❤️ Sona kept laughing about the glute door, splitting to open.

Now that was funny! Shout out to Sona for laughing in the background! I feel and believe she is representing us commoners. 😉

Don't forget the hit holiday classic, Jingle All The Vey

I never quite warmed up to the Hans and Franz skits but I am absolutely loving this discussion and table read. It's mind-blowing to see such comic minds together.

@bighuge1060

Ай бұрын

Also, I recently discovered Arnold exercise at the Olympia Gym on Fresh Pond Road NY across from my street of Linden Street. My family moved in '69 but I can't help wonder now whether he was there during that time. Mind blown.

Sona laughing in the background sent me over the edge!🤣

This has me laughing hysterically. I don’t know if this as a movie would of made a lot of money. But it would of had an amazing cult following. You guys are great.

My favorite people I have never met.

Keeping the visuals on budget and getting maximum Arnold participation... I think this would make a fantastic animated film. Also, you could easily keep it in its 1991 setting.

I’m sorry, everytime Arnold pops up in this script, I instantly imagine a TV being rolled in with a static shot of him and those Clutch Cargo lips. Thanks, Mr. Smigel😊

Some children are lifting tiny weights. It was during the war, food and weights were hard to come by.… So funny. This would probably be a hit movie.

I make animations as a hobby... i'm seriously considering using your podcast audio to make an animated film once it's complete.

@tsgorman

11 ай бұрын

DO it! I work in TV and Radio and have done some ADR work before. I can do some voices...get in touch and Ill do it gratis.

@mybumstudios1989

11 ай бұрын

@@tsgorman thanks, but I'd rather use the podcast audio. Their delivery is gold

@SniffyPoo

7 ай бұрын

Smigel did that himself for his RealAudio SNL series

@caniican

6 ай бұрын

That's awesome. I commented earlier that this should be made into into an animation better yet a claymation I'm absolutely hooked

Conan’s in his element in the podcast series. Only thing missing are the remotes, video game reviews, Jordan segments and product reviews. Bring those back.

Arnold's "old country" backstory reminds me of Dr. Doofenshmirtz's flashbacks to his childhood in Phineas & Ferb.

I laughed so hard at this I drooled.

Dana....Kevin.......Conan......Robert......Thanks Boys for all the great laughs!!!!!! Hans and Franz was pure MAGIC and myself and my friends use to trade Hans and Franz Barbs all the time!!!!!

So in the animated version of this podcast, there has to be a scene before Hans and Frans meet Arnold where hes interrupting Johnny Carson's cocktail meal and Leno shows up.

@WillBravoNotEvil

Жыл бұрын

You know... there's no reason that we couldn't do some hand-drawn & rotoscoped vignettes... except for my long-term weed-vaping habit. (Sorry. I swear I started out with a real idea but sometimes the quip-demons have other ideas)

@patreekotime4578

Жыл бұрын

@@WillBravoNotEvil lol. Ive been thinking about sketching up storyboards, but Im no animator.

I want to see the scene where Arnold is carrying his grandfather's casket😂

Hard to believe these guys are all over 60 and Kevin is almost 70. Still funny dudes!

This 2 parter is one of the best episodes! Some really good laughs!

The fact that Arnold signed off on the movie should warrant a live action movie

Lol, Arnold is evolving into triumph 😂

12:24 Jay Leno, what are YOU doing here?! 😂

Oh how the world needs this movie right now! Please make it guys! Thanks for the funny table read. :D

They doing this was the best thing that has happened to me in years!!! Luv from Sri Lanka!!!🔥🔥

Watching SNL in the 80s and 90s was the best. I love being able to hear this movie script reading.

Arnold is an icon 😂 every comedian has an impression of him

OMG, I finally figured out who Smigel's impression of Arnold sounded like. He's a dead ringer for Londo Mollari from Babylon five.

They must have been in hysterics writing this script. Wish they made it.

Been waiting all week for this!

AWESOME! Added bonus... Triumph as Arnold!

They are gonna end up getting Arnold to at least do a reading of some of this. I feel it.

I like that every character in the film, so far, is essentially an impression of Arnold Schwarzenegger, to one degree or another.

Crowdfund this!

This series may well be the apex of this channel.

I could hang out with these guys all day

This seriously could be an animated thing. Or if they use de-aging on Arnold for the Ellis Island part.

@thearchivist250

Жыл бұрын

Perfect solution is animated. Good call.

This would have been my all time favourite movie

Smigel sounds like Herzog with Laryngitis 😂

I feel like Arnold's career has come full circle enough that his schedule should be cleared for this. Would be quite a Magnum opus. It would also keep Kevin off the streets and only delay Conan's transition to Twitch-streaming co-op DOTA with Blayert.

The Arnold house tour “go past the bicep and turn right at the buttock” made me laugh choke to death.

This is a great series of vids. I can't wait to see more! I love the multiple Arnold impressions simultaneously interacting with each other. This needs to get made into a film!

Sona’s laugh!! Goddamn, it’s a delight 😂

Please make this movie there’s no reason it can’t be made. It’s even funnier that everybody is older

This whole thing works better with Smigel's version of Arnold than it would with the real one

@courts7878

Жыл бұрын

As much as I love Arnold I agree. Another reason why this should be an animated movie.

Just playing it out in one's head while they read it off is magical lol. I'm kind of imagining it as a cartoon.

This is so much fun. I’d see it for sure. Thanks for always making my day, Conan.

My all-time favorite skid LOL I am originally from Germany and couldn't stop laughing/still can't.

LMBO…Arnold has muscle-shaped furniture !!! Ironically I made the mistake of listening to this Podcast while “trying” to do my workout. I lost it when Dana went into his legendary Carson impression.

Almost 1am - done with my presentation prep for tomorrow aka today and found this. Thanks 🙏 I am so excited to wind down with this

I miss this old Lampoon's/SNL style of movie. The flashback to Arnold's childhood just has a classic scene transition and tone to it.

This is awesome and I can't wait for the next Episode !!

The world need this now on so many levels.

Waited so long for this!!!!!

I’ve been waiting all day for this

this is absolutely bonkers and despite my laughing I think my brain is now broken

I hope it gets done fr. A team coco/ happymaddison production.

Arnold would definitely consider it now. They should have planned to release this right after his documentary.

Kevin does the best arnold. Feel bad for everyone else in the room.

My new favorite weekly videos. Conan PLEASE come to SDCC this year!!

I would love for this to be made even a cartoon movie

I dunno how you guys the days I wake and bake, but this was wonderful 🤣thank you.

For some reason the ever-expanding tandem bicycle cracks me up.

This is pure gold.

Wish this movie wld get made !!! What a gem that wld be !!!! …. “Do it !! C’mon do it !! I’m right here !!” …

Brilliant and hilarious writing. 😂 Well done guys!!!

I commented this on part 1 and repeat it here. MAKE THIS MOVIE!

I love these so much!!!

This will still work today!!!

This is SO good!! Would love to see this movie :)

I mean I love everything Conan does, but this is up there! Love it🥰🥰🥰

I would pay so much money to watch this movie lol; MAKE IT HAPPEN!

im already sad that this will someday end

"couldn't afford a table" 😂

Families struggled to stay pumped :(

CONAN O BRIEN SO AWESOME ON THE LOST HANS AND FRANZ !!!

I wish they would make this movie, I’d sell my soul to see it happen 🎉😂 just finished the 4th episode 👏👌

Bring it back!!!!

We absolutely have to see this movie...

@gustafsone

Жыл бұрын

They might be able to find a way to still make it funny, but this script had to have Arnold at his absolute peak, not 75-years-old Arnold.

@LoyalHawks

Жыл бұрын

@@gustafsone Oh, they'll find a way, alright! These guys are legends and so is Arnold

I’ve waited 31 years for this!!!

This needs to happen!!!!

I liked Last Action Hero but I would've loved this!