"Darling I'm a huge fucking deal"

That "aaah shit :)" really resonates😭

I finally came out as trans in 2016. Prior to that my uncle... Let's call him uncle knobhead... He wasn't my biggest fan, but we got on ok for the most part. All my family knew I wasn't girly, I've always been into the "boy" things like cars, motorcycles, Transformers etc., but I was The Tomboy tm and no-one really thought any more about me. When I came out uncle knobhead started dropping little anti-trans things into the conversation, which I mostly ignored. What really turned me against him was his poisoning my aunt, who was dying of cancer, against me. She said some things that really hurt and that can never be made right. Until the day I die I will never forgive uncle knobhead for that. So I 100% understand just how fucking awful so-called family can be Joe! Stay strong, it's all we can we do!

Every community group ever: - someone broke into my car/X business - does anyone know what that helicopter is about? - who's dogs are barking on X street? - can anyone reccomend a good **insert trade here** - seeking accomodation my budget is **insert sum well below median rent price** - literally any variation of "To the person who did X....." **cue passive aggressive rant** - generally annoyance/protest anytime the council does literally anything

@lavistar

Ай бұрын

You forgot the the lost/found/lost/found cat

@leviz7244

Ай бұрын

don't forget the classics "anyone hear that?" and "did anyone's lights just flicker?" both of which are guaranteed 39 replies that are all variations of: - yes on x street - [person who lives literally next door to first commenter] us too! - no, I was out/asleep [at least 5 of these comments] - [person who moved out of the neighborhood 3 years ago] did you ever find out what it was?

@freddieweasel2533

Ай бұрын

And for reasons I have yet to fathom the recent influx of "anyone local selling Spanish cleaning products?"

@ZestySea

29 күн бұрын

We have - “what was the loud bang … “ In fact there’s so many of these there’s a separate page for “Loud bangs in … (our city)” Recently, there’s also been a lot of: “I have no money for rent, food, transport, dog food, children’s medical bills etc” which is very sad. No one is sure of they are scams or for real, but good folks always try to help out.

@ZestySea

29 күн бұрын

@@freddieweasel2533 🤔🤷‍♀️

Any leads?? 😂😂😂

@brycehamilton4903

29 күн бұрын

Did I missing something? What's the joke?

@lbcntx9169

27 күн бұрын

​@@brycehamilton4903brits call leashes leads

@b1_ferg

27 күн бұрын

​@@brycehamilton4903lead = leash

@Meteorite_Shower

20 күн бұрын

@@brycehamilton4903 It's a play on the double meaning of 'lead'. It can be taken straightforwardly as 'Any clues?', but since it was a pet store that was stolen from, it can also mean 'Did they take any dog leads?'

In my local Facebook group there is one bloke who just does not get it. If someone asks a question such as "Has anyone got a lawnmower that I can borrow please?" he will reply "Not me". 🤣

@b1_ferg

27 күн бұрын

He gets it.

"I'll see you in hell" 🤣

Gold ⚜️

😁😆

Mouths have teeth.

@nolongerlistless

Ай бұрын

Some do.

@CryWillus

Ай бұрын

Mouths are stupid

@r23ocx

Ай бұрын

just means the anus is safer!

@craven5328

Ай бұрын

​@@nolongerlistless Rofl!

Hiiiu

The joke about being racist seems less funny considering how quiet you have been about the genoc!de in 🍉.

@naomiarram5187

Ай бұрын

No reason that a comedian should pretend to be an expert about something he knows nothing about. Like a "genocide" that isn't happening. Genocide and population growth can't exist in the same place. Israel initiated Save a Child's Heart and The Wish Ambulance. When Israel UNILATERALLY withdrew from Gaza, part of the agreement was that the PA would produce its own electricity. Almost 20 years later, Israel is still supplying it. No other army tells its sworn enemy, whose sole purpose is to wipe the country off the map, where and when it will be engaging in the next targeted military operation - through very specific warnings via SMS, leaflets, phone calls and roof taps, all of which put the IDF soldiers at serious risk. Just to avoid civilian casualties. Where's the genocide? And if you quote the ever-changing, randomly fluctuating numbers at me.... they're supplied by Hamas, and all that says is that you trust a murderous totalitarian terror organisation. Now, a regime that saves its leaders while putting its own residents at severe risk, that hides weapons in kindergartens, that uses human shields, and that funnels billions of dollars in aid underground into terror tunnels to be used to kidnap and murder, and save said leaders - now THAT does sound a bit like genocide. Have a nice day.