The fact that gordon can still be okay with his whole abdomen looking like a grape makes me amazed at the resilience of the human body

@greenoftreeblackofblue6625

Ай бұрын

I bruised my leg, and I saw that am like. "Am fine, in fact am in perfect health".

@BananaWasTaken

Ай бұрын

Half the time the human body is the weakest thing ever and a slight breeze will call irreparable damage, and the other half the body is indestructible and even after 20 stab wounds to the chest it’ll still survive.

@bobzillathebabykicker2981

Ай бұрын

@@BananaWasTaken Worked w/ medics and I asked them, "so, if i get my gut split open and like my intestines r spilling out, how do u stop the bleeding?" and they said, "Uhhhhhh, hate to break it to you but the blood's prolly the least of ur problems at that point XD. Put a wet towel on it and apply pressure and just hope some1 can suture any openings" What they didn't say, is u would flat out die from it, bc they knew that's not always the case. which baffles me

@qboo201

Ай бұрын

Hi

Big A wants the same thing as David Stern: Lakers vs. Lakers NBA Finals

we need more basketball from Big A

@DtrJr

Ай бұрын

fr i was so happy to see this lol

@JansMarinara

Ай бұрын

Nah he casual as hell there's plenty of basketball shit out there

@s0pa325

Ай бұрын

@@JansMarinarait’s funny to hear his takes cuz how much he doesn’t know

Bro is not Kobe ❌ Bro is not curry ❌ Bro did not do it ❌

@thesilvershroud5227

Ай бұрын

I wish he would have tried to do the Kawhi Leonard laugh lol

@karlismymiddlename

Ай бұрын

But he did it

@Pyxyty

Ай бұрын

Ironically enough, despite copying many iconic moments, the one iconic thing that came out of the post game celebration was the pic of him carrying his son. He lifted him up and put him down quickly, but someone took a picture that ended up looking so good. Iconic moments happen naturally when you ain't tryna force it lol

@Teddy_k847

Ай бұрын

@@karlismymiddlenamehe got carried by JB

@bensliu

Ай бұрын

@@Teddy_k847 we calling leading in points, assists, and rebounds in the finals being carried now?

Least marketable athlete is the red bull athlete Ludwig

@JohnDoe-xm1ir

Ай бұрын

Ludwig? You talking about "ludwig from video games" Ludwig?

@greenoftreeblackofblue6625

Ай бұрын

The only thing that makes him close to a athlete is drinking Red Bull. That shit gives you wings.

@zants_

Ай бұрын

Whoever stole his jacket is the Redbull Athlete of Theft

Gordon Ramsey: "Look at this bruise! It's f**king RAW!

Best part of the anti-helmet stuff on the Ramsey video is that... no he literally survived because of the helmet, like there is no question that with a hit like that, he is alive purely because of the helmet, "helmets don't do shit" is just such a brain dead take.

2:48 we like when you talk about commercials because nobody watches cable, or they have adblock/premium, but there are some gems amongst the rough, and some bad ones too.

@ActionScripter

Ай бұрын

I swear if uBlock Origin ever stops working I'm quitting the internet

What would Tatum say if he won it all? I guess we’ll never know 😔

First ever Auraless champion 😭

the brain rot is real when I thought of back to Paris when he mentioned Paris

I was like 8 when Justin Timberlake released Bringing Sexy Back and for some reason, I honestly thought he did, like sexy was gone before then or something lol

@radeklew1

Ай бұрын

He brought sexy to the next generation

@esmeecampbell7396

Ай бұрын

​@@radeklew1Deanna Troi brought sexy to the next generation 😂

the clip of curry was when he beat tatum in the finals 2 years ago. Bro is copying the dude that cooked him

@l.a.rodriguez9581

Ай бұрын

Yeah especially after Tatum and the Celtics completely disappeared after going up 2-1.

@X-killer97

Ай бұрын

J taint is not a smart individual

it is actually crazy that fully edited clips are sometimes faster than vods

The house hippo commercial was huge in canada back in the early 2000's

When I saw the Ramsey vid, I thought "Holy shit. How hard did he hit that cyclist?"

Bro lives in LA and it shows

HE STOLE MY FLOW WORD FOR WORD BAR FOR BAR

I still say " yo quero taco bell" in the dogs voice😂 R.I.P Gidget

you gotta admit it's kinda impressive to win the chip and then go do all this

We need more classic marketing Mondays commercial episodes 🥺🥺

"4K ass mugshot" 😂

the Quiznos rat commercial was the best commercial ever.

anyone know where that shirt is from?

nah his jordan ad after they won was fire tho

Take a look at commercials from the 60s...so much...well something.

Tbf, in the cou try where there are more bikes then people (the netherlands) allmkst nobody wears a helmet

Good new year🎉

Gordon Ramsey got anime punched and flown through a building

where is his sweater from?

where Big A get that Gamecube shirt tho?

It would be interesting to compare and contrast commercials from 70s to modern tik tok, or KZread ads. I suspect the pace would be much faster.

Anyone got the hookup on where Big A gets his graphic designerly nice melee shirt (such as the floral GameCube controller long sleeve, and the shirt he’s wearing in this video)

my hero big Jason

Tatum seems like he's AI generated

Not even Big A could save his marketing campaign

Happy Friday Shabbat Shalom in 2024

@1235tristan

Ай бұрын

Do you celebrate the sabbath on Saturday or is it normal to say shabbat shalom before the weekend?

@samundef3500

Ай бұрын

@@1235tristanit’s Friday night to Saturday night

Jt just had fun man😂

You should do a marketing Monday on Bilboard ads

I miss the commercials videos especially because I never see them.

Ben Simmons has entered the chat. Patrick Beverley has entered the chat.

But consider this; he's trolling the fuck out of everyone

big a please join the nba we need you

Take a shot everytime the word bro is said or appear on the screen

As a day one Jayson Tatum hater I'm very happy he's getting this recognition

Justin Timberlake with the "Ain't no lie baby DUI"

bro why tf does the police station have ring lights for mugshots 😭

Thought this was going to include Sportcenter's HANZO MODE tweet

+2 to the chatter that said “That is NOT medium rare” when Gordon Ramsey showed his bruise

You should do a marketing Monday on soccer exploding in america - copa right now and World Cup coming soon

No ones talking about how the DS is lowkey making a comeback

Why my name gotta be Jason…

Glizzy

Mavs fan here, I follow a ton of KZreadrs that make basketball content and the last two weeks have been a nightmare but this helped 😂😂😂

Once again, I need to touch grass

real

The NBA, Nlizzy Blizzy Alizzy. Great coverage Soup Slug

those young kai cenat fans need to crack out the 6th gen and play some mario party ds or halo 2 multiplayer map pack

He won the NBA Championship? *heavy sarcasm* How original...

how old are your viewers? 😭🙏

@lacer28

Ай бұрын

ikr 😭

Bro looks like Mental Outlaw

@chillin5703

Ай бұрын

Man found two redbones and said they look the same

@cornheadahh

Ай бұрын

@@chillin5703 I don’t know what color their bones are. Probably white bone though.

@chillin5703

Ай бұрын

@@cornheadahh "redbone" is a term used by black people to describe a black person with a "lighter" (reddish) color. Nothing to do with bone color.

3:27 Okay commercials matter if you are coca cola or smt :D They basically just remind ppl and ppl then go buy it :D NVIDIA had a educated audience that was price or hype driven :D

They exist on twitch

I wonder if arresting Timberlake will be good or bad for the cop's career

Excuse me for being out of the loop but how did Gordon Ramsey even get that bruise??

@mistrkill

18 күн бұрын

Bicycle accident

1:36 nah this is a r/nbacirclejerk meme

@zoomcat5138

Ай бұрын

Legitimately the worst sub on the website. They call Celtics fans racist despite the sub being a place where they can just spew their own racism hiding behind “it’s just a joke bro”

@4na-k8

Ай бұрын

@@zoomcat5138 Celtics fans are racist lmao

you could do the UEFA EURO2024 commercials. as a german i must say that they really slapped us in the face when they dropped VW and took some chinese ev company as replacement.

So are you telling me my pastiche collage of a personality is in fact not a personality...

Jason Tatum is the perfect Boston player, no personality other than playing the game. 👏🏼👏🏼

@potatovine

Ай бұрын

I'm partial to the Lakers but a Boston star texting Kobe before a game 7 is sacrilege

@WesleyImboden

Ай бұрын

@@potatovine absolutely, as a Boston player you should know your teams history at least

Maybe he's Cringe is he's Rizzma.

with gordon's injury a helmet wouldnt have done shit!

I don't usually like the corny label, but he's extremely corny, has no personality, is just not all that, the Celtics as a whole are shameless frontrunners and their fans are probably the worst of all NBA fans. They won by pure coasting off of deeply injured and non contender teams (for real, this is the most injury ridden playoffs I've personally seen) and their team has like 3 other players on Tatum's level, or at least played at his level. He's supposed to be a top 5 guy in the league and he's not even top 15 imo. I'm literally just happy for Jrue, that man still has my love even after singlehandedly throwing two post-seasons by himself.

@TheHappyWhale

Ай бұрын

The Drake of the NBA

@vandalm9311

Ай бұрын

I don't really follow NBA, but how is it their fault that the other team players are injured? From what I know in the playoffs you have to play all the teams from you conference right?

@TheHappyWhale

Ай бұрын

@@vandalm9311 It's just a bracket style playoffs. Top 8 teams of each conference make it in and u play a best of 7 series to advance. So 1st seed plays 8th seed, 2nd plays 7th, and so on first round. Celtics got extremely lucky in that they played three teams that were missing their best player for all or large parts of the series. Then they got to play a huge underdog Mavs team, who was a 5th seed, in the finals. You do just play whoever is in front of u, but the thing is, a lot of Celtics players and their fans act like this was a super impressive and historic run, when in reality they have a super stacked team and got really lucky facing relatively bad/injured teams. They then try to say Jayson Tatum is a top 5 player in the league because of this championship, when in reality he was not very good in the finals and is nowhere near that level.

@lacer28

Ай бұрын

bruh y’all keep hating 😭🙏

@wumbojet

Ай бұрын

@@vandalm9311 it's not their fault, but it's not an impressive title at all. No competition, a stacked team and an extremely annoying fanbase (made worse by some players).

Althouth i think it is kinda cringe, i think the kanye and copying curry was more of an homeage(?. i mean everybody knows the ye speech, he knows he´s not inventing it, and curry said it against him, ofc he knew ppl would notice. anyways kinda cringe, however his photo with Deuce is fire

Ngl a lot of it was cringe but “what they gonna say now” makes a lot of sense for him to say tbh

jesser is a little mr. beastified sports content plus he looks like adin ross, but i think its honestly not THAT brainrot for kids

Big skibidi

Marketing Monday reacting to horrible low effort KZread sponsorships. Expose these mfs

Meanwhile Jaylen Brown won finals MVP and I feel like I havent seen a single post about him lmao

@ethan895

Ай бұрын

Prob because Brown has been genuine and chill, which people can’t hate on. And boy do people love to hate the Celtics

@whyyoulookingatmyhandlethough

Ай бұрын

​Ikr, almost like they're a 60 win team that ran through an injured conference while being boaatful and at the same time tryna parade themselves as underdogs . Big Celtics fan though, I love me my superteeams @@ethan895

Kobe was a big mentor to Tatum so I get the text.... But bro pretending to be an NBA Player as an NBA Player is foul 💀

The *D* S

Fake goats copy other people celebrations The real goat would never copy anybody else, because he's making up everything he's saying. LeBron my king 🤤🤤🤤

bro at this point you have to think he knows what his doing no way he did that alll on purpose at this point it's just funny. he aint no persanality he prob did this on purpose and wanted to see with his friends how fast people will be able to spot it.

Honestly I find it kinda cute he wanted to recreate his favorite clips from a kid

This guy might actually be braindead suggesting that KZread Ads and Commercials are DIFFERENT, but I knew for certain he was when he suggested that commercials are only there to make people watch sports 😂 Maybe I misunderstood but I can't risk going back and getting any dumber from second hand exposure

The narrative went from “Tatum sucks” and “Tatum can’t win a chip” to “Tatum isn’t marketable”. Celtics haters a really are some goalpost moving little losers bahaha

@dai6419

24 күн бұрын

its more of just that jayleen brown is the best player on that team, and tatum mainly puts up his stats during garbage time

First 🦅🦅🦅

:)

i got tired of hearing about nvidia in this channel... i bought some stocks 😂

well shite im 3rd

Lol cocomelon is probably worse than tiktok

desperate

Tatum hate is so corny and forced

@defaultyboi4788

Ай бұрын

Cope lil bro

@jbfanclub1

19 күн бұрын

Lmao a lot of it isn’t even hate it’s just that he makes people physically cringe like no other player in the NBA, did you even watch this video?

Tatum corny but still overhated

Rare L from big A

I just feel like the cringe is a fair criticism but goddamn man not coming from you…

As a Celtics fan, Atrioc you do not know ball lol. The Kanye thing was a joke and everything else was passion of the moment. Everyone was shitting on Tatum all playoffs and then he won the Finals. Falling for tiktok memes when you clearly don’t know ball is sad

@lacer28

Ай бұрын

lol can’t tell if this fake or not

Regardless of whatever “cringe” thing Tatum does, he’s an NBA Champion. Also calling him the least marketable athlete when he’s leading the Jordan brand’s latest Ad campaign is the funniest part of all of this.

@jt6404

Ай бұрын

Still cringe. And I'm saying this as a Celtics fan.

Jayson Taint

Video was good till I saw Bigsmoke-ox9cb comment

Rare L from big A

@karlismymiddlename

Ай бұрын

Yessir we ain’t biased

@Pyxyty

Ай бұрын

Laughing at Tatum for copying iconic moments is a W 🤷 Boston fans cry in the corner

@Dakid21

Ай бұрын

@@Pyxytyhalf of them were stretches of being copied + no ring?

@Pyxyty

Ай бұрын

@@Dakid21 cry more, fraud rings in 8 team league boosting Boston like crazy 🥱

@Dakid21

Ай бұрын

@@Pyxyty complaining about Boston when the lakers count rings from the 40’s when the league was segregated 💀