Its like the more you think about it the worse this movie gets.

@DaScorpionSting

4 жыл бұрын

Marco Maceo Pretty much.

@jrfstudio

4 жыл бұрын

That's why I watched the movie only once

@josephbrown9685

4 жыл бұрын

True. I don't know why I keep exposing myself to more critique. I mean, I knew it had problems from only watching it once, but now I realize even more how nearly every single aspect of the movie is far worse than I initially realized. I never intend on watching again.

@TwiggehTV

4 жыл бұрын

Thats what we're doing wrong tho, innit? We're not supposed to think, just jizz our pants over the effects and the title "star wars".

@Fabian-jl9xz

4 жыл бұрын

@divorcedme yeah man gotta hate Dibney

The directors getting fired then winning awards for spiderman into the spider verse was priceless.

@joshhorton5449

4 жыл бұрын

Alan Pickett that was for Solo

@Tdav2016

4 жыл бұрын

@@joshhorton5449 Yes, there were two of them let go from Solo that went on to win the award for Spiderverse.

@tayminkane3678

4 жыл бұрын

Alan Pickett spider verse was the most amazing movie. It’ll go down in history

4 жыл бұрын

@@tayminkane3678 It will go down in history but it wasn't the greatest movie, not by a long shot.

@lit4l1fe22

4 жыл бұрын

(In my opinion) The greatest Spiderman movie. Maybe not the best movie of all time.

"That's How we win by saving those we Love" - Rose to Fin seconds After she stopped him from saving dozens of his Friends

@chibiguardian7587

3 жыл бұрын

It’s not the actress’ fault it was the writers who made her say that

@hectorbarrera8046

2 жыл бұрын

Also Holdo saved the day by kamikazing the First Order ship. She save the day by *killing what they hated*

@alesksander

2 жыл бұрын

Its even worse than Lucas in all of prequels dialogue. And that's quite a feat of storytelling.

@ahabduennschitz7670

2 жыл бұрын

@@chibiguardian7587 No one said its the actress fault. Everyone with an IQ over 0 can realize that the actors arent the problem when the script stinks

@YenLoWangx

2 жыл бұрын

@@ahabduennschitz7670 You have waaaay to much faith in humanity, my naive friend ...

Every single piece of tape and bit related to the new trilogy should be burned and annihilated. Completely erased and forgotten.

@01mrfico

3 жыл бұрын

Truth be spoken.

@Koichi-Kun

3 жыл бұрын

BUT THE NEW LEGO STAR WARS AND BATTLEFRONT 2 DICE

@theunknowncommenter725

3 жыл бұрын

No, it should be saved preserved so future generations can look upon that trilogy as a perfect example of how NOT to make movies.

@zacharyhrip4769

3 жыл бұрын

That’s maybe like... a little dramatic brotha

@mason-masonsminecraftmason2756

2 жыл бұрын

Gone, reduced to atoms!

every time i hear that “saving what we love” line i am physically pained

@BGOutOfService

4 жыл бұрын

You know that Irvin Kershner was the man who said that right?

@terragthegreat175

4 жыл бұрын

Its unintentional comedy. She says the most nonsensical line right as the first order succeed in breaching the wall to kill everyone they love.

@Novous

4 жыл бұрын

It's worse than sand. It's coarse and gets everywhere.

@bodebaggins

4 жыл бұрын

Chris Katko it’s rough and irritating

@nemskalk

4 жыл бұрын

​@@terragthegreat175 Man, I don't know if that it's unintentional... Nobody is so stupid, not even Rian Johnson. I truly believe he is trolling through all movie, and that Rose scene is his masterpiece of trolling.

“In Hollywood, remember kids, it’s not important if it’s high quality. It only matters if it makes money.” - Mark Hamill

@foxtrothermite6499

4 жыл бұрын

This comment makes me disappointed and depressed...BUT ITS TRUE

@maxmuller8633

4 жыл бұрын

I miss old early 20th century movies, they were so good and story were amazing. Hollywood now? Just pop a sec scene in it and it would be fInE

@foxtrothermite6499

4 жыл бұрын

@@maxmuller8633 yeah but the good thing is that there are still some movies that are good.

@maxmuller8633

4 жыл бұрын

@@foxtrothermite6499 Not enough to compare to the old days.

@wyvern5890

4 жыл бұрын

@@maxmuller8633 the "old days" still had some really shitty movies

After the Disney sequels, the prequels don't look so bad anymore. We all owe George Lucas a big apology.

@archaon1400

2 жыл бұрын

Prequels were always awesome

@whade62000

2 жыл бұрын

Lowering your standards when movies get worse is a slippery slope, don't do it

@TheRealerArbor

2 жыл бұрын

The prequels were at least enjoyable movies.

@dhirentevatia

2 жыл бұрын

@@whade62000 The prequels are good stfu

@dhirentevatia

2 жыл бұрын

@@finch6078 That gradually improved because they gave him less and less screen time.

I remember sitting in the theater, watching this movie, and upon hearing the "...they're faster and lighter" line I was so aghast with disbelief I reflexively blurted out, "What?! There's no weight in space!". I was promptly shushed, but then I heard a far-off voice from my left say, "He's right!".

@Kreschavier

Жыл бұрын

Now, technically, there's still gravity in space, but it shouldn't be affecting the ships to the point where weight is an issue

@elitegamer8351

10 ай бұрын

its a kids movie, i compare it to transformers

@dr.bright6272

8 ай бұрын

You were experiencing drag in space? - Super Tactical Droid

@starkjet2197

7 ай бұрын

@@elitegamer8351Star Wars isn’t for kids

@rhyslightning3037

7 ай бұрын

@@starkjet2197 yh people seem to love this excuse being for kids doesnt excuse bad writing toy story is for kids and that film has incredible writing the first 3 movies all do being a kids movie doesnt mean its just for kids it means that they intend kids to watch it so they cant put to much swearing or phallic behaviour i doesnt mean you have to make to movie equivalent of waving your keys in front of a baby to shut it up

Such a dead horse but I'll be damned if I ever miss a beating!

@iloathepeoplewhorestilltal2774

4 жыл бұрын

I like this guy

@SirGalahadCtny

4 жыл бұрын

darrenwastestime - Probably the best comment on The Last Jedi ever.

@robertortiz-wilson1588

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ZENIGMATV

4 жыл бұрын

The more I watch these videos the more I phuqing hate Rian Johnson!!!!

@kalash_nikov

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha, exactly what I was thinking a minute ago "I've seen so many of those videos bashing Last Jedi, how about I stop already... Nah, it's never enough".

Jar Jar Binks was more usefull character than Rose Tico

@fissilepear7805

4 жыл бұрын

Jar Jar’s last scene was 1000 times more important than anything that Rose did. And all Jar Jar did was walk next to a dead body.

@rocekth

4 жыл бұрын

I can't see a more fitting comment,considering he basically started the Clone Wars by voting for the Republic to use the clones

@frankfedison5203

4 жыл бұрын

Hell, man, Greedo was more useful than potico-sack!!

@JarJarStudiosPlus

4 жыл бұрын

Mesa da most important character dat exists. Mesa da key to everything!

@m.m.124

4 жыл бұрын

@@JarJarStudiosPlus pls return in movey 9. I miss you

The fuel thing was hilarious after the Falcon (which is a cargo ship) can fly back and forth repeatedly. Random Resistance member: “Why aren’t we using the freighter on board to go get us some fuel?” Holdo: “That man is *thinking!* Arrest him immediately!”

@icecold9511

2 жыл бұрын

Personally I liked how her battle strategy was to run to a safe place and send out a distress call. Can we try harder to channel a female stereotype?

@nvfury13

2 жыл бұрын

@@icecold9511 Her strategy was: Let most of the fleet die as they slowly burn up fuel, despite knowing a way to have those ships destroy large numbers of enemy ships with their last bit of fuel; while fueling up slow, unshielded, shuttles they *know* they can track, so that they can flee to a *planet* that she seems convinced the First Order can’t see…all while not letting anyone know the ultimate plan (which was a suicidal plan, almost nobody survived to reach the “protection” of a mine with, until Rae pulled apart the back wall, *one way in or out* betting all their lives that an abandoned facility’s communication system works and help arrives in less time than it took them to get there. Meanwhile the Finn, who was demoted over *saving the fleet* using their terrible resources (why did they have orbital bombardment bombers only?), gets treated like a suspected traitor or like a Karen treats anyone they perceive as “lesser”. She gives him a “don’t worry your pretty little head about it” when he questions what appears from the outside like insane panic (and was, since the plan was: “run to the panic room and call for help, while being chased by the guys equipped to destroy panic rooms.”) and then threatens to arrest him because he is questioning and thinking. I will admit, before the pure stupid of the plan, and the ridiculously easy to find holes in it, was revealed I was *convinced* Holdo was a traitor due to her actions (aided by the fact they played First Order music during her screen time and “traitor” music stings whenever she spoke) and attitude.

@nvfury13

2 жыл бұрын

@@icecold9511 The worst part is, it was her and *Liea* that came up with that. Liea would *not* do that, given everything we have seen of her. She would have a plan to run to a powerful ally and then fight alongside them. If they don’t have a powerful ally, what good does calling for help do?

@andrewparnell5566

Жыл бұрын

Holdo: “That man spoke... slap him immediately!”

@BiggieTrismegistus

11 ай бұрын

Having a chase where people can leave and return to the ship being chased is so fucking stupid. I'm not even a Star Wars fan and *I'm* pissed off about The Last Jedi.

Wait, the people from INTO THE SPIDERVERSE could have directed Solo? HOLY SHIT THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AWESOME!

@juangonzalez-ms9ct

2 жыл бұрын

NO!!!! It would have been terrible 😞, those two directors could have destroyed Disney’s reputation 😢.... by RAISING the quality of a Disney’s movie TOO MUCH!!!! 😳🙄😱😱😱🤣😂🤣😂

@allenstanley3418

2 жыл бұрын

Solo was pretty good.

@jackdominguez207

2 жыл бұрын

@@allenstanley3418 yeah and it could’ve been great had they not been fired

@Helloiamraymond

Жыл бұрын

@@allenstanley3418 Yeah the action scenes in Solo were actually good, idk why so many people hate solo when I loved it. But even though Solo was good you still have to agree that spiderverse is better and could've made Solo better.

@Fiasco3

Жыл бұрын

I don't think so, Ron Howard just put together a few re-shoots here and there.. so the original Solo movie is pretty much all still there. Without the backlash from The Last Jedi, and the stupid focus on the woke female robot Solo might have done okay.

*New Hope starts with a Star Destroyer sucessfully chasing a small ship.*

@stormnet7836

3 жыл бұрын

Oh dude, 10 minutes of pondering and more half of the sequels is copy paste concepts from the original.

@flowinproductions6416

3 жыл бұрын

This fact made me laugh pretty hard when I first saw 8

@TSi99999

3 жыл бұрын

The opening and editing are brilliant!

@TigreDemon

3 жыл бұрын

Tractor beams

@stormnet7836

3 жыл бұрын

And another 10 minutes of pondering and the other half of the sequels is cannon ruining material. Having a standard small cruiser hyperspace into a ginourmous ship and cutting it in half and the rest of the fleet to shreds... Yeah...

“That’s how we’re gonna win. Not fighting what we hate, but saving what we love” *Massive explosion kills everyone that could help with that win* *sexual assault happens* Hurray?

@themadladorian4364

5 жыл бұрын

That explosion didn't kill anyone...

@Marines_Memelevolent

5 жыл бұрын

Carbonite Hunter Issa joke homie

@daniels7907

5 жыл бұрын

Finn was trying to save the Resistance. Rose was trying to save the guy she had a crush on. This is supposed to be heroic?

@54tisfaction

5 жыл бұрын

And why the fuck did she have a crush on him? I guess I will have to read some EU-novel to learn about when they showed any sort of romantic feelings towards eachother...

@AnglianPro

5 жыл бұрын

I had a build up of frustrations with this movie as I watched it, I felt really annoyed and angry by what I was watching and when that happened I just sputtered and laughed. I was done at that point.

12:07 i love how the projectile fired form the ship flies in an arch. you can't mess up a space battle more than that.

@zarthemad8386

3 жыл бұрын

well you could put all of your ships in the same plan and block 90% of your cannons, not use the fast tie fighters to intercept and harrass and ...... ohhh nvm..

@mkocel

2 жыл бұрын

"BUT THEYRE PROBABLY MAGNETIC" LOL OMG SW IS DEAD

@cymond

2 жыл бұрын

@@zarthemad8386 You could also just scatter, instead of staying together. The First Order only had 1 tracking unit, so they could only follow 1 ship. Finn knew there was only 1 tracking unit, because it was a crucial part of the Poe/Finn/Rose plan to disable it.

@bleughbloop8569

2 жыл бұрын

I dunno, arced shots in space battles are cool if they don't all arc the same bloody way....which just so happens to be down relative to the bloody ship...

@adamhile9889

2 жыл бұрын

It’s fiction

Rian Johnson, in an interview, said that he doesn’t think he would be a good writer for his career because he takes so long to write it isn’t any good. This man has admitted he is not a good writer, has been painfully self aware about it, but then defends his monstrosity of a movie.

Wait a second Why the f**k would spaceships stop if they run out of fuel? There is no air resistance to stop them.

@Spuuunt

4 жыл бұрын

Hell they wouldn't need to constantly use fuel for forward motion since after a few minutes of thrust they could cut the engine and drift at a constant forever in a straight line since the first order even says they're faster.

@SpencerLemay

4 жыл бұрын

The empire would catch up because they still have fuel, and the frame of motion is relative.

@petchorus3398

4 жыл бұрын

@@SpencerLemay But in the movie one of the empireal officers says that the resistance's cruiser is faster.

@SpencerLemay

4 жыл бұрын

@@petchorus3398 Which must mean it can accelerate more quickly, and the rate that the gap in distance grows will get larger over time.

@Power5

4 жыл бұрын

There is NO top speed of an engine in space. As long as it is producing thrust it will accelerate a ship. How fast you get to a certain speed depends on the thrust to mass ratio of the ship.

“That’s how we’re going to win. Not fighting what we hate-“ *That’s exactly how you fight a war, though.*

@jamessteele1843

4 жыл бұрын

Time for the Resistance to switch to NERF guns in TROS

@Ye4rZero

4 жыл бұрын

Grandad always said the trick wasn't shooting the nazis, it was hugging each other

@Jalor218

4 жыл бұрын

There's actually a non-idiotic argument for saving Finn (having an enemy defector can provide tons of valuable intel,) but the one time Finn actually gets to do this in the sequels turns out to be a trap so we can sUbVeRt ExPeCtAtIoNs. I don't even know what his purpose in the story is now besides being Rose's boyfriend. In TFA he was the audience surrogate, the character who is confused by everything so people have to explain it to him and the audience, and he sort of had a rival arc that got completely thrown away. In TLJ all of that's out the window because there's nothing for him to be confused about. Then his arc is the question of whether he'll run away or die fighting, but they answer it with "none of the above", to sUbVeRt the expectation that character arcs actually conclude with change. What's left for him to do? I have to assume his time in Episode IX is going to be spent on a "will they or won't they" romance with Rose, because that's the dumbest possible thing I can think of for him to be doing. Finn was a really promising character, his breakdown at the start of TFA was actual good filmmaking, and seeing what they've wasted him on is worse than him just never being good.

@hakatapawa7115

4 жыл бұрын

@mjv he's literally a token just like Rose. Even Chewbacca became a token...

@cockcockcockcockify

4 жыл бұрын

I mean... it hasn't exactly done great against the Taliban. "hearts and minds" is a phrase for a reason

The writing in the sequels drives me mad! I love Adam drivers delivery when he said, “I WANT THAT PIECE OF JUNK BLOWN OUT THE SKY!” You immediately understand that he hates that ship as Kylo Ren but you can also tell that Ben Skywalker probably resented or hated that ship too, there are a lot of layers in that line..... but then they ruined it by Finn saying, “oh they HATE that ship!” Disney and Ryan once again trying to prove to us that they think we’re stupid.

@vanillajack5925

2 жыл бұрын

They have to spell it out in case we didn't already get it 😒

@infectedpotato117

3 ай бұрын

"2+1=3!!" "WOW!! 1+2 IS 3!"

@HeyyBrey

3 ай бұрын

@@infectedpotato117 exactly. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

There are two main asian characters in The Last Jedi, one of them does a suicide run in a fighter craft... and the other crashes her vehicle... *sigh* how was there nobody that saw this and said "no"

@wefinishthisnow3883

3 жыл бұрын

Oh if you think that's racially insensitive, wait until you realise the fact that Ryan subtly endorsed racial segregation by sending all the non-white characters on a completely pointless side-quest that achieves nothing so that the white people could drive the actual (albeit terrible) plot of the movie.

@harrambou9468

2 жыл бұрын

@wefinishthis now Poe didn’t accomplish much either tho :/ he almost did and was cheering for ‘im...what a waste Rian loves throwing it subtle racial jabs in his films this far, I swear Knives Out was a decent film but y’all can’t deny

@maudiojunky

Жыл бұрын

@@harrambou9468 Knives Out just reinforced my belief that Rian Johnson is the worst A-list director of all time.

You know what I find hilarious? The fact that the only good thing to come out of TLJ, are the endless amounts of video's tearing it to pieces in a far more entertaining manner than TLJ could dream of being.

@AndrewVasirov

5 жыл бұрын

I agree. I'd pay these critics more than I paid for the ticket anyway. They do a better job than those who "revisited" the movie before publishing it to the masses.

@CT-nb5lm

5 жыл бұрын

Even my Wife(who only watches SW movies once(uber casual SW fan) asked me HOW Rey was able to defeat the Royal Guard and how laughable it was and cringe worthy of what they did w/ Luke.. It's as if they treated Luke the way they feel about the over 30 SW fans...

@Tynluktu

5 жыл бұрын

God this is so true, I've probably spent more time watching those videos on youtube than watching The Last Jedi (I refuse to type TLJ because it's a disgrace to my beloved The Longest Journey) and hell, it was so much more entertaining than that movie.

@realar

5 жыл бұрын

I KNOW!! HAHAHAHA!

@kaleb749

5 жыл бұрын

What I find hilarious is that people parade around shit tier criticisms like Robot Head’s Disney Doesn’t Understand Lightsabers as sensible criticisms

Star destroyers are literally known as one of the fastest large ships out there....hence the fact that the millennium falcon was special for being able to outrun them...

@trinitylutheranchurch373

4 жыл бұрын

Yes and that would be why they would know the ship even after that many years. The Force is strong with that ship.

@warrcoww6717

4 жыл бұрын

That's where star wars has a bit of a problem, star destroyers are presented as capital ships, but they're called star DESTROYERS. If they are actually destroyers it would make sense that they can move quickly, that's one of the main roles of a destroyer. That would be all nice and good, but they sure look like either battleships or dreadnoughts to me.

@confusedasian2212

4 жыл бұрын

@Warrcoww You do realize that the name represents the ship’s immense firepower. The name means that it can destroy stars (in a figurative term) because it is so powerful. It does not point at the ship being a destroyer class.

@Repudiate

4 жыл бұрын

@@warrcoww6717 ummm... lol

@csrudolf27

4 жыл бұрын

@@warrcoww6717 also, in space mass doesnt matter. the mass/thrust ratio does. yes, i know, star wars isnt a science fiction, still the star destroyers have huge thrusters.

"They're faster and lighter" "...well it's a good thing we're a super-dreadnought with clear line of effect to those light targets then isn't it?"

“We are meant to believe Fin drags her back fucking miles” 🤣

@jps6071

2 жыл бұрын

And in just a few minutes? It can not have been longer, since the FO walkers are still in the same place and the attack had not started after blowing up the gates. And he was walking through a salt-field, dragging an injured person behind him. By the time they returned, if at all, the fight should have been long over.

Can we talk about how the “sack of potatoes” and Finn only knew each other for what, like a day, and she already “loves” him. That shits creepy not cute

@onidurum

4 жыл бұрын

Pshhh, I see people doing that shit all the time. In REAL life. But, they are just as delusional.

@CCbat33

4 жыл бұрын

Spirit Lando is the other black dude in existance but according to Soythleen Kennedy he likes to fuck robots

@Mikanoes

4 жыл бұрын

@@CCbat33 ...what?

@darkpaw1522

4 жыл бұрын

Which is probably why Finn stares at her like a stranger just sexually assaulted him. Because she did.

@_michael_g

4 жыл бұрын

Mikanoes did you watch solo? lol

Seeing how the last jedi script was seen as "good" gives me confidence that I can become a successful writer

@politicallycorrectredskin796

4 жыл бұрын

Haha, I know how you feel. In fact I am fairly sure that if the people in a random YT comment section under videos like this put out heads together, we could write a better script than RLJ in about three hours, even with internet delay.

@chesswizard31

4 жыл бұрын

@@politicallycorrectredskin796 Reality check: No you couldn't.

@90lancaster

4 жыл бұрын

In a Private screening before hand everyone was said to be happy even The rubbish Star Trek shows these days don't have that level of associated self delusion. But The Rise of Skywalker seems like it had some pretty extensive reshoots - where as it seems that they decided The Last Jedi didn't need them. Opps

@abcdef-cs1jj

4 жыл бұрын

@@chesswizard31 For Disney Star Wars? Of course he could. A monkey could write for them and nobody would notice if he did it via home office.

@mitchell1091

4 жыл бұрын

@@chesswizard31 Because you're not Rian Johnsucker?

When the mandalorian and rogue 1 has better action than a main series entry, you know shit has gone wrong. Hell, even the vader scene in rogue 1 is better than all of the action in this film

@spartansquid5931

2 жыл бұрын

Mehhh, I'd be hard-pressed to say Mando has better action, that show was pretty shit.

@Alex-pk1iy

Жыл бұрын

@@spartansquid5931 wrong.

@spartansquid5931

Жыл бұрын

@@Alex-pk1iy Gotta take off those rose colored glasses and execute some critical thinking my guy. Take a look at almost any fight scene and it's nothing but guys with guns running up to him to get beat up instead of shooting. Mando constantly using his gear in stupid ways. Nobody taking cover or exercising any caution or self preservation. You'd think the scene in S2 Ep1 when someone tries STABBING Mando with a pistol would've clued you in.

@thegreenmanofnorwich

Жыл бұрын

I love Rogue One, and of all of it that I love, that Vader scene is my favourite

@curtisjeffress

Жыл бұрын

@@spartansquid5931 they seem really childish as far as the combat scenes go, the clone wars was way better, I mean the fight scenes in andor are better than they are in mando like people drool over this show when it’s not even that good

"Worse than you remember" Idk about that I remember it being pretty fucking awful

I can't believe there are people that defend this crap!!

@ianhughes4806

4 жыл бұрын

Chris Bakas believe it we’re here

@secretunknown253

4 жыл бұрын

It’s the sjw people that like it, that’s what the movie was made for

@kesh4171

4 жыл бұрын

Some people are too daft to see all the cringe worthy stuff in the movie and are blinded by the big explosions and CGI. Real fans see how much of a trash fire this movie was. Story, Characters, and even fight scenes as seen here.

@theatfshotmydog8224

4 жыл бұрын

Kev45 true, I saw some dude on reddit say that the throne room fight was “quintessential Star Wars” and praised Fin and Roses fight against the wealthy...

@_somestuff

4 жыл бұрын

@@kesh4171 Yeah. I really wanted at least a 3 minute Kylo vs Luke. Instead we got almost a dancing scene for 45 seconds! >:(

*Runs finger along ground* *Lick finger* “It’s salt. This isn’t hoth guys, it’s salt not snow, this is a completely different and original planet and battle”

@Killicon93

4 жыл бұрын

Which brings up another extremely important point: Why the fuck wasn't anyone wearing goggles?! Especially not the speeder pilots. Salt gets kicked up in the air, flies in the eyes of the pilot, that speeder is out of the game.

@howdillydoodilly4062

4 жыл бұрын

SundayRoast its almost like the writers didn’t care...

@cityguard4847

4 жыл бұрын

Virgil "...This planet... I shall name it: "The Starwars community right now"..."

@Jawsjawsjawsrg

4 жыл бұрын

They may as well have said it's a white male.

@qty1315

4 жыл бұрын

The funniest thing about that was seeing Star Wars fans who hated the movie try to seem smart by saying things like "Salt! That's fucking ridiculous! A salt desert just wouldn't exist, it's like saying that a desert is covered with pepper. Fucking stupid." Erm, no dude. Beaches and deserts with salt instead of sand do exist here on Earth. We're not mocking the salt desert idea itself, we're mocking the stupidity of the scene where the guy tastes the salt. We're mocking the obvious "See, this isn't like Hoth because it's salt instead of ice. We're so original," thought process of the director.

“It’s not about fighting what we hate. It’s about saving what we love.” *Finn watches what he loved explode in the distance

Even if you assume that for some reason ships with more mass are slower, wouldn't the Resistance ships be gaining distance from the Supremacy?

It’s like Rian Johnson had 4 month to write the last Jedi and he started it the day before it was due

@timekeeper0436

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao 😂

@cheeseisjar3058

3 жыл бұрын

He has said that he can’t work under a clock

@TheAusar

3 жыл бұрын

Bro i could write a better trilogy in 3 weeks, than this.

@sayedmohidulislam8102

2 жыл бұрын

i thought of a better story while taking a shit

@act2wasstronger182

2 жыл бұрын

I can relate to that tho.. I had a month for a school project and I began at 9:00 pm the day before..

What do you mean "worse than you remember?" It's exactly as shit as I remember it.

@skelskeleton

4 жыл бұрын

No the beautiful thing about last jedi is that no matter how many times you watch it, you find something *new* that sucks. (for instance i never noticed the “guys defending a door” thing at the end) I am positive you can take a random scene in this film and right a film/writer’s college final thesis as to why the scene sucks in every way possible. People are wrong when they say Rian does not have talent, he does, it takes ungodly amounts of skill to make a movie this broken with the budget and manpower it had.

@30noir

4 жыл бұрын

@@skelskeleton You're able to watch it more than once? Holy s**t. Dude, you may be a superhero.

@lapplandkun9273

4 жыл бұрын

@@skelskeleton fucking hell. You could find the same with the prequels and originals-more on the former. But you could also find something good out of it. The sequels were a mistake. They never happened

@jameslupei2933

4 жыл бұрын

@@30noir Imagine the amount of times Robot Head had to watch that shit to make this video.

@djkroz

4 жыл бұрын

Give it a chance... You'll find new ways it has disappointed you.

Star Wars, 1977 ~ the whole saga begins with a much heavier, bigger spaceship catching up with a smaller, lighter ship. The Last Jedi, 2017 ~ big spaceships can no longer catch little spaceships

@vanillajack5925

2 жыл бұрын

It's like whoever wrote The Last Jedi had never seen a Star Wars movie before...

@AppleSauceGamingChannel

2 жыл бұрын

@@vanillajack5925 More like they saw them and decided it's opposite day for plot and movie direction.

I do gotta love the "That's how we win, saving what we love" as their base gets absolutely incinerated in the background

This movie is so bad and the action is so forgettable that I seriously don’t remember half these scenes

@josh2045

4 жыл бұрын

I keep forgetting that I have watched any of the new movies. If it wasn't for the fact that I navigate this part of KZread periodically I can honestly say I could re-watch anyone of the new movies and it would be a brand new disappointment every-time.

@Brendan-kx8iy

4 жыл бұрын

Same. This movie was so bad my brain deleted it from my memory banks

@bananatank9048

4 жыл бұрын

It was a recap of empire strikes back and was a ship getting chased by another ship

@gehtdichnixan613

4 жыл бұрын

@@bananatank9048 haha dude i couldnt even tell you if this was episode 7 or 8 :D and i know fucking everything about star wars :D

@corkie679

4 жыл бұрын

I really cant remember anything about episode 8

Snoke gasping at the loss of a Tie-fighter killed me XD

@RobertoVivancos

4 жыл бұрын

when was that ? I missed it.. I'm glad I missed it

@dsopro7707

4 жыл бұрын

Haha this is great

@cadefelts8538

4 жыл бұрын

I literally paused the video to scroll through comments to see if anyone found it as funny as I did.

@PCthesecond

4 жыл бұрын

Terdak 13 for real! You’re not alone XD

@XoXo475

4 жыл бұрын

Roberto Vivancos it wasn’t in the movie. That was edited

😂 the base blowing up right after Roses speech had me rolling!

That one Battlestar Galactica scene really hit hard when you showed it in that context

These movies make the prequels look like masterpieces.

@benkoch621

4 жыл бұрын

I like the Prequels

@GrimmtokiAMV

4 жыл бұрын

No

@ccsecond

4 жыл бұрын

Grimm yes

@s52pana

4 жыл бұрын

2 words. POD..... RACING. Ide watch a spinoff about pod racing.

@manolgeorgiev9664

4 жыл бұрын

Prequils are 👌👌👌

So many holes in the plot and lack of logic ... it hurts to actually call this a Star Wars movie.

@vinvido2317

5 жыл бұрын

When i talk about the new Star wars movies i call them 1 and 2, not 7 or 8. They have their own Star wars universe

@PhyrexianSurgeon

5 жыл бұрын

I’m a legends fan and I’m glad they didn’t do the vong story caus it would have been ruined for sure

@JakubB2000

5 жыл бұрын

@@PhyrexianSurgeon Yeah, if they tried doing the extended universe they would have probably done Jaina Solo like Ray and ruined her completely

@90lancaster

5 жыл бұрын

Movie starts with 400 Resistance members in multiple Hyperdrive capable ships - ends with 1 ship with less than 20 people in it. Stunning success. Rian Johnson must be taking writing tips from Star Trek Beyond ; a Movie Where Kirk starts the Movie with and intact vessel with Hundreds of Crew and ends with a small ship with less than 20 in it. Odd that.

@DarthMasiah

5 жыл бұрын

@@vinvido2317 exactly. you cant even call disney wars fan fiction because the makers weren't really fans. legends forever

The timeline in my mind: 1. Episode I - The Phantom Menace. 2. Episode II - Attack Of The Clones. 3. The Clone Wars series (2003). 4. The Clone Wars movie (2008). 5. The Clone Wars Seasons 1-7, Episode 9 (2008-2020). 6. Episode III - Revenge of The Sith. 7. The Clone Wars Season 7, Episode 9 - Season 7, Episode 12. 8. The Bad Batch. 9. Solo. 10. Rebels. 11. Rogue One. 12. Episode IV - A New Hope. 13. Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back. 14. Episode VI - Return of The Jedi. 15. The Mandalorian. *and that’s the end*

@sunsetsky9885

2 жыл бұрын

Eh idk I don’t consider any Disney Star Wars canon. Not just because I don’t like them but because George didn’t make them

Man that intro, Bladerunners “tears of rain” scene is an actual emotional scene, in a weird way everyone can related to it. Because one day all our memories will be lost… like tears in rain.

I'm fairly sure that "saving what we love" quote, was supposed to end up being a famous star wars line. Instead it just sounded cliché and kind of stupid.

@Erilis000

5 жыл бұрын

after she hypocritically sacrificed herself to save him after telling him he shouldn't sacrifice himself to save anyone, everything she said from that point forward lost any meaning.

@pauldavison5382

4 жыл бұрын

It *could* have been a good line if Rose hadn't condemned the entire Resistance to death.

@jordangustafson1365

4 жыл бұрын

How did they not notice she- she saved him from killing himself by... almost killing him... and herself. Wut?!

@turtleanton6539

4 жыл бұрын

@@jordangustafson1365 and killing the base

@jordangustafson1365

4 жыл бұрын

@@turtleanton6539 guess she doesn't love the resistance her sister died for.

“I saved you” - Token asian “Youve killed us!” - Everyone else

@filmolosophy

4 жыл бұрын

Not to mention nearly killing herself and the dude she wanted to save. They should NOT have survived that insane crash.

@davea3641

4 жыл бұрын

@@filmolosophy exactly... Makes no sense

@mariodacostamosteiro7262

4 жыл бұрын

At least she tried to do something good

@lloyd355

4 жыл бұрын

Coshmack the carguy Not really. What she did was incredibly selfish, leaving everyone else to die to save someone she wants to fuc

@mariodacostamosteiro7262

4 жыл бұрын

@@lloyd355 True

Imagine if ray had a gun instead of a silly "laser sword". Everyone would think she was aimbotting

Your points hit home like a TIE fighter crashing into a fleet of resistance bombers. Amazing video, and your edits are top-notch. The mash up with the TIE getting destroyed in the asteroid field followed by the Snoke :o face still has me giggling, lol.

“They were all russian accounts” - Rian Johnson

@Maladjester

4 жыл бұрын

Denial of reality and dismissal of legitimate criticism are essential skills for ideological fuckwits and their puppets.

@arandompasserby7940

4 жыл бұрын

What would Twitter losers like Rian ever do if all Russian IPs were banned?

@CristeroFanatic

4 жыл бұрын

@@arandompasserby7940 They would probably start blaming on the Chinese

@johntheknight3062

4 жыл бұрын

I love how all these other guys were like "WTF man seriously". :D

@user-wj8rh9dq4u

4 жыл бұрын

@@arandompasserby7940 these were russian uaing proxies.

Two films in and still no memorable scene or music theme . Rogue One was more memorable than the main series fcol

@mandm7950

5 жыл бұрын

I really disagree with both. Even if you think the movies are bad, there are a few memorable, awesome (even if not always the best) scenes like the hyperspeed ramming, or Kylo and Rey fighting the Praetorian guards. Heck, even Luke drinking the fucking milk is memorable, in a bad way of course. As for music, there are some really good themes. Rey's scavanger theme, the resistance march, Kylo's etc etc

@petenelson4396

5 жыл бұрын

Rogue One IS the best Star Wars film. Even Better than Empire SB

@lucasrobin2788

5 жыл бұрын

@@mandm7950 The two scenes you've mentioned are absolutely terrible, and plenty of videos float around explaining why. The Hyperspace ramming scene breaks every single large-scale space fight ever in Star Wars history: If it's possible to destroy a fully shielded ship (+ several star destroyers) the size of Snoke's Mega Star Destroyer with a comparatively tiny Rebel ship.... why on earth were Star Destroyers ever a problem? Just ram the command deck at hyperspeed from out of gun range. Use a droid instead of a person, if no one is feeling suicidal. And the Praetorian Guard scene is filled with mistakes. There are multiple points where the guards just straight up drop their weapons for no reason. Guards disappear off screen for extended periods or stand around doing nothing. At one point Rey kicks away 3 of them with a single kick. 3 people! With one kick! It's so completely stupid. I want to like the film, I really do. I love the prequels, the originals, and the Force Awakens. I love Clone Wars, Rebels, Solo and Rogue One, even the shitty Ewok kids cartoons from like 2003. But every single moment in The Last Jedi is terrible.

@mandm7950

5 жыл бұрын

@@lucasrobin2788 I didn't say they weren't terrible (I don't think they are, I loved them and I'm not going to try to explain why, I'm sure you've heard enough of that already, just like I heard why people think they're bad. And I can see why people hate them, and kinda agree with the Praetorian guard fight: it looked worse the second time around) But the OP said there were no memorable scenes in both TFA and TLJ. I completely disagree with that. There were plenty of memorable scenes in both movies. And the music themes are just as great as the Original''s and Prequel's I really really understand your complaints, I really do, and I wish everyone could have fun with all these movies. Of course that's impossible, and that's ok.

@lucasrobin2788

5 жыл бұрын

M and M that’s a very fair and balanced viewpoint. You’re a civil person on the Internet, that’s rare. I hope you Have a nice day :)

That Lord of the Rings "Should we stand in front of the door or behind it?" ... "Are you fucking stupid??" just had me laughing for so long, thank you sir xD

9:24 God I remember thinking this the entire time I was in the theaters for the sequels. They instantly throw the idea of the Falcon being a cantankerous-but-useful sort of carrier (as you'd expect a smuggler to have) and give it this identity of a legendary-but-unknown armored heavy fighter. Sure, Rey says it looks old at one point, but in TFA it's more nimble than a fighter (when they don't crash into Ilum after hyperspace jumping into the planet), in TLJ (as you see in the video) it's neigh invincible and a significantly better fighter than actual purpose built fighters less than 30 years old, and in TLJ they don't even consider that the Falcon could run into any real meaningful issues stopping it and just use it as a scene transition. The Falcon's condition and abilities went from being one of the main causes of conflict in the movies to being entirely disregarded

The action scenes in Rouge One were actually super cool. The Last Jedi was just embarrassing

@user-xx6vy9ri8p

4 жыл бұрын

Um, in Rouge One not super...Blind man with the stick kills 15 stormtroopers and he is not even a Jedi Knight, little ship cut Star Destroyer by pushing other Star Destroyer...meh.

@HomefrontHoss

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-xx6vy9ri8p they were just base guards, probably not very trained. The blind man was also gifted with the force and stormtroopers are definitely not

@user-xx6vy9ri8p

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry, what? Not trained? They can't shoot him from 2 meters, even baby can do it. And there are 15 of them. And this guy has not lightsaber. And he kills them by button while they wear armour... And he throws sand to eyes of one of them through the helmet... Even Ewok battle was more realistic.

@velhaw8737

3 жыл бұрын

You CANNOT beat that scene when vader slaughters the rebels like animals walking down the hallway

@alexs.9995

3 жыл бұрын

Not like Star Wars is supposed to be realistic. The blind man had to feel like a serious threat and beating up 15 troopers is a strong impact I guess

Everybody better apologize to George Lucas.

@n.j.2313

5 жыл бұрын

I guess he saw that this will happen, and now he is happy because every living Star Wars fun will re watch the first 6 episode again and again and again in every year, actually i think many of us know that this will happen with the franchise at the moment when Disney bought it... There was a reason, that George never made another Star Wars film, that is showed us to his professionalism, he wanted his story to became eternal, a mystery, good stories never really end. That way we can think more and more into it, and maybe it will walk with us in our entire life. Just think about it, when he sold the story to Disney, that time star wars was still cool but it was the past. We loved it, but there was no real talk about it... Then one day we got the news and now, everybody talking about it and goes back to re watch the older episodes with newfound nostalgia. Plus free advertisement, a big kick in the gut for Disney, and a slowly fading universe became a most discussed thing on the internet.

@sloebone7399

5 жыл бұрын

I’ll apologize to young George Lucas but not Older George Lucas. Older George should have known better.

@Person-zt5nq

5 жыл бұрын

@@sloebone7399 he must have stopped caring and been like well Star Wars was fun but I'm retired so they can do whatever

@yerdevesi

5 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry George, for b*tching about Jar Jar.

@kawh8719

5 жыл бұрын

@@sloebone7399 I agree, older George Lucas still made the Prequels which lowered starwars writing standards, and here we are today.

I love your The Last Jedi material. Your calm and relaxed demeanor makes them even better. I'd watch any of your videos any day, before I ever watch The last jedi ever again. There is nothing about that movie I can enjoy, nothing.

In Star Wars rebels it clearly showed that the empire designed a tracker to track ships through hyper space.

I will literally NEVER get tired of Videos ROASTING the joke that TLJ is and was. HORRID FILM !

@dead9247

5 жыл бұрын

Kent Kaliber if you heard good from this. Wait till Mark tells us about episode 9.

@nde1083

4 жыл бұрын

Me too, I just watched this in July 2019 and it's still fresh. TLJ was a mistake.

@eduardobaiz9931

4 жыл бұрын

Mark Lucchese Jesus man, you guys are sad people. What is wrong with all of you? It's ok not liking a movie, but you want to hunt down its creator. Why most people who disliked TLJ are so childish at the point they can't accept different opinions?

@KentKaliber

4 жыл бұрын

@@eduardobaiz9931 Actually the reasons that people dislike TLJ are completely valid. The #1 complaint is the literal VANDALIZATION of character Luke Skywalker. Luke is the GREATEST hero in the history of cinema, and Rian decides to make him into Grumpey-Cat, then have him die of Force-Exhaustion. We will NEVER get over such childish writing.

@eduardobaiz9931

4 жыл бұрын

Kent Kaliber Luke died pretty much the way Yoda died, by nothingness, just gone. Star Wars has other dumb deaths like Padme's, so it's not anything new. And well, watching Luke from ep 8, for the first time he felt like a real person. You know, he failed his family, the galaxy, the Republic, the Jedi Order... he screwed everything up by creating Kylo Ren, so he did what I would expect: hide himself from everyone, waiting death. He has some deepness (is this word right? Idk) in this movie. He failed, and as the movie goes on he returns to be the old Luke Skywalker and saves the Resistance. Rey and Yoda were essencial to light this spark in him again. What is the problem of a hero falling? Batman falls in the end of the Dark Knight and in the beginning of the next film

“If you don’t like our movie ur a racist” -Rian Johnson

@stennlake

4 жыл бұрын

Hmmmm......only Sith deal in absolutes...

@mrblackop6357

4 жыл бұрын

Did that dude actually say that💀

@jeck8005

4 жыл бұрын

He never said that.

@pawarl.o.s.881

4 жыл бұрын

@@jeck8005 he may as well have

@johnfoo628

4 жыл бұрын

That would complete the absolute stupidity of these films, sorry to break it to you Brian, but ya films kinda suck

THANK YOU. the part where Rose intercepts Finn and knocks his speeder out of the path of the cannon was the worst part of the movie! No one is discussing that! Thank god someone else gets it!!!!

Johnson said in an interview that when he was a kid, he hated the hype about star wars: the empire strike back.

@stickyfingers4217

2 жыл бұрын

Then he's not a sw fan

Dont forget that Luke discovering his friend of 30 years Han Solo died took place off screen. "Where is Han?" - " oh He's dead"...... *End Scene.*

@Acujeremy

4 жыл бұрын

Hey Yoda let's torch the Jedi library and end the entire Jedi legacy because, well, hey why not?

@Taojas

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly. It was implied he was just told off screen. _Unbelievable_ This really tells you everything you need to know about Disney Lucasfilm and what a shit they give about their own dumpster fire product.

@Trump_Gaming

4 жыл бұрын

Jeremy S. I’m late, but Rey already took the “sacred Jedi texts” from the little hut thing, so there was really no reason why Yoda did that in the first place! Oh hey Luke, let’s burn your house down!

@valentins.905

3 жыл бұрын

You forget that it cuts to Kylo After that Which is a brilliant move in my opinion

@emberfist8347

3 жыл бұрын

@@valentins.905 No it isn’t we never get to see how Luke reacts to hearing his brother in law was dead. That should have been the moment Luke was spurred into action because he wouldn’t sit around after hearing Han died

I’m so happy there are dedicated channels to roasting TLJ, because frankly it deserves it and worse

@mazroon

5 жыл бұрын

The KKK (Kathleen Kennedy Krew) needs to be thrown in a dungeon for blasphemy!

@AndreNitroX

5 жыл бұрын

I don’t think ill get tired of videos shredding the last Jedi and making Johnson and Kennedy look like bigger morons.

@Blizofoz45

5 жыл бұрын

I'm saving my bucket list so I'll have something to live for after Ep 9 flops and KK is fired.

@Revan0356

5 жыл бұрын

We need more Force Awakens roasting too

@pasulipaska5501

5 жыл бұрын

Get a life

The last Jedi makes Attack of the Clones look damn near perfect.

@efcdk92

Жыл бұрын

Let's not talk crazy. Both are dog shit.

@DonVigaDeFierro

Жыл бұрын

I like sand.

If someone else wrote this: sir their ships are out of range of the cannons. Hux: send all fighters to wipe them out. Hux: scouts report they're all outside in the trenches. Kylo: use the cannon to wipe out their defenses.

Fin sacrificing himself would have been an absolutely amazing story arc. Change my mind

@landonburdette3907

4 жыл бұрын

Thats what heroes do. I was hoping for it man. I was like this dude is gonna save em all. He's a fuckin team player. And then it was stolen from us

@DerMeister821

4 жыл бұрын

@@landonburdette3907 No, just your expectations were subverted. Queue weird/creepy Rian laugh....

@fangozens

4 жыл бұрын

I’m glad he didn’t die because his death shouldn’t been in this crap film

@vittxrio5198

4 жыл бұрын

Tbh I like that one too. However, it wouldn't be possible for some reasons. The distance between the resistance fighters and the fleet of the First order were far off. It would be possible for Finn to disable the cannon (crash himself) if the distance were nearer. Nevertheless, if Finn weren't saved and was "sacrificed" in the film, the fighter and Finn would be roasted before reach it's eye making his heroic sacrifice useless. It's too late for him to disable a fired up cannon. The writing in the battle of Crait is bad, very bad. Like sacrificing your people instead of hiding behind a huge thick gate and prepare for a guerilla warfare. :c

@DiamondDogApollo

4 жыл бұрын

I can’t. The Last Jedi literally only has one good scene (The Throne Room), but Finn heroically sacrificing himself might have redeemed this trash. It would have made far more sense than Luke dying. Critics calling this one of the best movies then telling fans they are trolls for not liking it literally boggles the mind.

This movie was so bad that it almost killed my love of Star Wars and Luke Skywalker, my childhood idol, but seeing people rake it across the coals makes me feel better.

@alexandersen1372

5 жыл бұрын

dion't let star wars die in your heart, read the legends cannon. follow the path to the better times. Thrawn, mara jade, callista, jaina and jacen solo, and more are waiting in the "lost" books.

@verestamas3920

5 жыл бұрын

Not almost...

@MandatoryFruit

5 жыл бұрын

I wouldn’t say it almost killed my love for Star Wars but it certainly made me wish Disney could start listening to what fans want.

@christopher6337

5 жыл бұрын

Alex Andersen *NOT* cannon

@verestamas3920

5 жыл бұрын

@@MandatoryFruit The hope will die last. U think they will reboot Episode 7,8,9 ? Or make Ep 8 Non canon? I don't think so.. :(

Your clips, edits, cuts, and voiceover are bloody fantastic. Love the style. 👍🏻

Everything Rose does in TLJ makes sense if she was working for the First Order. From the moment we first meet her on screen trying to prevent Finn from escaping.

The Last Jedi, the only Star Wars movie that brings all the fans together, and it’s over their hatred to it 😂

@theatfshotmydog8224

4 жыл бұрын

Whatever you do, don’t go to Reddit, a lot of retards on there that love the Disney Trilogy...

@slavpowered912

4 жыл бұрын

@@theatfshotmydog8224 really? Lemme check.

@Missingno_Miner

4 жыл бұрын

@@theatfshotmydog8224 calling people who defend this garbage "retarded" is highly offensive to actual retards, which is usually itself used as a derogatory term for those with a mental disability such as autism or the like

@niko-im8nl

4 жыл бұрын

I love this comment thread. They’ve never learned to respect opinions, but instead, resort to calling people retards for having a different opinion. I sometimes wonder what goes through their heads. How is insulting people because they like a movie a good idea?

@VladDascaliuc

4 жыл бұрын

@@niko-im8nl It's not that they like it, it's that they defend it. You can like anything as much as you like, but do not say that it's good just because you liked it.

This movie's suck is literally infinite, every time I think I've noticed every single stupid thing about this film I see a new video that pointed out like 50 more ridiculous things I hadn't noticed, that may actually be an achievement of sorts.

@DaScorpionSting

4 жыл бұрын

David Mayberry Yep, the fact they ruined Luke says it all plus the stupid lightsaber fight scenes or should i say laser sword like how luke said it in TLJ.

@charlottesimss9853

4 жыл бұрын

That's what happens when they give full control to a director who's only success has been directing (not even writing) three Breaking Bad episodes. Yeah they were good episodes but an amazing team already scripted it all, he just directed a fantastic cast, one of which directs him fucking self some episodes. I still have no idea what they were thinking hiring him.

@northtimo666

4 жыл бұрын

DaScorpionSting You do realize he sais ”laser sword” in a sarcastic way in that scene to underline the joke he made? All the hope for humanity is lost because you are so fucking stupid.

@Acujeremy

4 жыл бұрын

I'd like to know who thought watching Luke Skywalker drink milk from a monsters tit was a good idea.

@northtimo666

4 жыл бұрын

Jeremy S. i loved that scene. It is so quirky that it is just ideal Star Wars scene. SW has always had quirky things.

Well that was the first content of your's I've watched. Really enjoyed it. I subscribed after listening to you on EFAP.

I keep coming back to this video to watch the intro... so good!

"should we stay in front of the door or behind it?" pure genius

@xifel72

5 жыл бұрын

Ahhh, the Winterfell strategy of defence

@dead9247

5 жыл бұрын

YOU FU-

@Rawsawn

5 жыл бұрын

@@xifel72 what even are doors, right?

@dr.bright6272

5 жыл бұрын

Role the 20 sided die to decide! Solid 1! In front of the door we go.

@PerfidiousPuffin

4 жыл бұрын

"are you fucking stupid?" I couldn't stop laughing, and I'm going to start again now just recalling it

Somehow the only thing that makes sense is the new movies are designed to be so bad everyone finally appreciates the prequel trilogy.

@HappyMSI1

5 жыл бұрын

Or you can. .. you know... move a'd watch actually good movies rather than accepting blockbuster garbage by considering you as a customer before someone who wants to appreciate a product of creation with artistic ambition?

@lightsaberproductions8592

5 жыл бұрын

Or they´ve wanted to protect the fans from being upset about the saga ending forever, know we´re happy about it...

@warr_toast1139

5 жыл бұрын

You know there can be people that can still dislike the prequels even by today's standards?

@eldenvedetta635

5 жыл бұрын

I've always said, and still will argue, that the Prequals are FAR better than the Original Trilogy, though I'm alright if people disagree with that, as long as we ALL as Star Wars fans agree Disney Star Wars is NOT real Star Wars, and they're the real problem.

@eldenvedetta635

5 жыл бұрын

@@warr_toast1139 There can also be people that dislike the ORIGNAL TRILOGY by today's standards. I do not dislike them, far from it, but I accept that there are FAR more flaws with the original trilogy than with the prequals. People can make fun of Jar Jar all they want but he was a small aspect of the Prequals themselves, DEFINITELY not the level of plot-holes found in the Original Trilogy. Of course with Episode II as the exception, Attack of the Clones is the WORST not Disney Star Wars movie (still not bad in my book) but the Clone Wars Animated movie and show FAR make up for it. They are true to the characters and universe, if you haven't seen the show, do watch it. It's ACTUAL Star Wars content. Though I still say both are great, Disney is what ACTUALLY sucks.

I love watching these videos every couple months, they are brilliant

Gareth Edwards must’ve been sitting on set like, “WHAT A PIECE OF JUNK!!!!”

Holy shit, it really is so much worse than I remember

@nickhargreaves1935

4 жыл бұрын

Add it was always pretty bad.

@JusT4FuNLPs

4 жыл бұрын

Same Bro 😂😂😂😂

@bryanneideffer3969

4 жыл бұрын

Try to block it out it'll bring nightmares!

You know if Rey had joined Kylo Ren, and Finn had died blowing up that cannon, I would have liked this movie. It would have added character flaws, moral dilemmas, and emotion. All things the movie did a poor job of handling.

@BGOutOfService

5 жыл бұрын

I agree to an extent, I don't think he should've died, just very injured or captured lik Han was, then that could've been a bit more interesting

@jmc28J17

5 жыл бұрын

The John Hopkins Company agree somewhat. Rey joining the dark side could have potentially saved this movie. However, there was so much wrong with it (Rey being a Mary Sue and OP with barely any training being one of the many issues) which is why I say potentially. I would have loved to have seen her go dark.

@1elvisb

4 жыл бұрын

@@jmc28J17 and given that Luke wouldnt die (which was lame too ) Kylo could still choose the light, and him and Rey would be the balance representants of the force like those force gods in "clone wars" show , that is what i imagined for them.

@jmc28J17

4 жыл бұрын

Krzysiek Kozioł so much wrong with TLJ with logic and lore being the issues overall. It’s a shame the direction they went in.

@paulgaither

4 жыл бұрын

Had Finn actually sacrificed himself, it would have closed a weak character arch, going from a character worried only about staying alive and fleeing to one who sacrificed his very life in an attempt to save those he cares for. Rey joining Kylo and both of them leaving the first order would have opened up a lot of possibilities as well. While the resistance and First Order play tin soldiers, Rey and Kylo could have gone off to train together. She could have tried to pull him back to the light while he tries to get her more and more on his side. Instead, fuck all.

I wish someone in Hollywood would finally start saving what WE love...

Making action movies where characters are developed and the plot is advanced in the midst of scenes of great tension is a lost art. One of my favorite all-time scenes is in Empire when Han, Leia, and crew are escaping the crumbling Hoth base pursued by stormtroopers and Vader. Throughout the scene Han and Leia are in a spat about priorities and respect while Chewie just wants to get to the ship ,Threepio stumbles along whining fatalistically, and R2-D2 prods him along. It's one of the finest, most hilarious action-packed few minutes in all of movie history. The characters are developed, their relationships and motivations are revealed, and the plot moves forward all in a moment of incredible tension! It used to be normal for movies to be composed of scenes such as that. The original trilogy certainly was. The old Indiana Jones movies. Goodfellas. The Goonies. The Exorcist. You name a movie you loved, and chances are there are scenes like this throughout. These days, with Disney especially, the focus is on Action divorced from plot or character development - the action is an end unto itself. Character and plot development are done through explication, if they are explained at all. How did Rey escape? Hux tells you. Why is Leia considered a great general? Because people say so. Anything important is simply told to the audience. Or it isn't. How does Rey learn to fly and defeat Kylo? Why is it important to her to fight the First Order? We are neither told nor shown. In fairness, using explication as a means to develop characters and plot isn't new. Shakespeare is kind of famous, and he did it a lot. He used soliloquoys to reveal motivations and 'messengers' suddenly arriving to develop plot elements. But it's important to know why he used those tools. It was because he was doing stage plays with limited budget and space. He couldn't show a battle or big action set-pieces. He had to use humor, slapstick, and clever lines to keep the audience engaged, while he used moving speeches to draw them in and make them care. Then a messenger would arrive to move the plot along. It worked well in his medium. Disney and Kathleen Kennedy don't have that excuse. They weren't limited in budget or space. They just forgot how a good movie was made.

When I took a creative writing class in grad school, I was taught a pretty simple lesson; "show, don't tell." Rian failed that very basic rule of fiction, and his writing is just amateurish.

@787brx8

5 жыл бұрын

People are seeing the B versions of the Star Wars screenplays, from A ghostwriter. The A versions weren't chopped up and defiled! I know the ghostwriter and he sent in the B versions in order to get A deal for the A versions. It never happened and the world is stuck with the lower quality films. Disney never had to make them but they decided to do so anyways. It all comes down to greed... As for calling him an amateur...that is just not the case. He has written 80 percent of the most popular movies since 1977. Back to the Future, The Goonies, The Matrix, E.T., A New Hope and Indiana Jones are A drop in the bucket of all his work. He is retiring so there will be A drop in films when his stockpile runs out. Not that it matters...

@isaiahlee2902

5 жыл бұрын

No he just showed the wrong stuff, like the filler (Canto Blight)

@DRFESTERPUS69

5 жыл бұрын

@@787brx8 So rian didnt write the script? all he did was direct this shit show?

@787brx8

5 жыл бұрын

@@DRFESTERPUS69 Yep... Lots of imposters in the entertainment industry. Like Matt Damon writing an Oscar winning screenplay! LOL Even J.K. Rowling is A fraud. The realise date of the first movie, the videogame and Fantastic Beasts all happened on Nov.16, which is the ghostwriter's birthday.

@DespairContinuum

5 жыл бұрын

Not even amateurish. You can be amateurish but very imaginative and you may do your work with love. This work. This piece of shit story... It looks a script made within an hour by a person who lacks knowledge, passion and love for Star Wars. It is insulting, not amateurish.

This movie just made me appreciate Rogue One even more.

@NPC-bs3pm

5 жыл бұрын

'Rogue One' Didn't have the usual Star-Wars kind of story construction. I now do appreciate it more [sigh].

@Khultan

5 жыл бұрын

Sawbonz Really? It's DOA.

@SSPspaz

5 жыл бұрын

American Born Patriot, DOA? You do understand that means "dead on arrival", right? Rogue One made plenty at the box office. Hardly DOA, even if you didn't personally like it. Hell, I absolutely HATE The Last Jedi, but it was hardly DOA because it made plenty. The only SW film that was ever DOA was Solo, and that's because TLJ was so bad that it left a sour taste in everyone's mouth.

@Khultan

5 жыл бұрын

SSPspaz Y'know, when apologists, like you bring up how the money was raked in and a critic like myself who had seen the OT when they first debut and the fact that I am a fan of these and other genres and of sci-fi and fantasy artists, animation and so on ( plus I draw and am practicing animation ) in addition to having a high discerning standard, therefore, to top it all off this is GEORGE LUCAS' STORY FOREVER so now in the possession of a franchise not having any forté in these genres on their own--hack ptui...The Black Hole ( 1979), The Black Cauldron ( 1980something). ...do you honestly think ( and do you even care?) this is an tale of Star Wars that has nothing of George Lucas? You are a fan of FAN FICTION.

@SSPspaz

5 жыл бұрын

American Born Patriot, what a rambling incoherent response. As a general rule, I loath Disney Wars. I'm no apologist, and even if I were, that is wholly irrelevant to my point. Literally my ONLY point was to point out your misuse of the acronym "DOA". For something to be "dead on arrival" that means that it's been rejected by the target audience before it can even be launched/released. Solo is the only one that fits this criteria because at the time of release, many fans didn't give a shit. This is reflected by the poor box office figures. I'm pretty certain Episode 9 will be DOA as well considering nobody cares now that Han, Luke and Leia are dead. Most fans liked or at least tolerated TFA and R1. Their box office figures indicate they weren't dead on arrival because plenty of fans went to see them. And as shitty as TLJ was, people weren't enraged until AFTER they'd seen it. So it sold plenty of tickets and can't be considered dead on arrival either. I'm not defending shitty films, only correcting your misuse of the aforementioned term.

"We're out of fuel!" I don't think fuel has ever been mentioned in Star Wars up to that point. It's easy to write it so that they can't get away. Maybe the FTL drive is sabotaged on an important ship. Maybe the New Order is using some kind of device causing interference on their nav computer, so they can jump but it's risky as to where they will end up. Maybe they are flying through a special region of space that's blocking their FTL drive. The chase situation could be written so that the star destroyers don't have powerful enough cannons to hurt the rebel ships since the rebel ships have diverted all power to their rear shields. This leaves the sides and front of the rebel ships vulnerable to the TIE fighters, so Poe and the rebel X-Wings have to find them off. Meanwhile the ticking clock is the big bad, slowly accelerating New Order ship that has massive cannons able to destroy the rebel ships. It is managing to pick them off one by one. Will the rebels be able to reach their base before the big bad ship finishes them all?

Dude i just found you and i know i am going to binge watch a ton right now

@RobotHead

2 жыл бұрын

Cheers! Enjoy 👍

TLJ literally stole the entire story of one cruiser slowly trying to escape from their enemy’s fleet from the Malevolence arc from The Clone Wars, but made it so much worse and so much more boring!

@TheBelrick

3 жыл бұрын

When children write stories expect childish stories. Make movie production a function of capability rather than the masters having looted our treasuries to buy iconic film studios.

@theunknowncommenter725

3 жыл бұрын

and the Holdo vs Poe sublpot was lifted from the Pong Krell vs Clones arc, also from The Clone Wars, except worse and more aggravating.

@emberfist8347

3 жыл бұрын

At there it was explained the hyperdrive was damaged and Grievous got a hostage later explaining why they didn’t destroy the shot out right

@harrambou9468

3 жыл бұрын

and when Luke walked out? That was stolen from Escape From LA

@darthkrator9366

2 жыл бұрын

I thought that scene was stolen from battle star galactica

Wow. This movie was actually way worse than I remember it being.

@fregabriel

5 жыл бұрын

Everytime I see a new video about the Last Jedi, I get the same feeling. It's always getting worse... =/

@iotaeta-pi2770

5 жыл бұрын

@@fregabriel Agreed. It's like a birthday party given by people who hate you. The more things you unwrap, the more unpleasant it becomes.

@TealJosh

5 жыл бұрын

I tried to watch it from Netflix for second time since the release, I didn't get far before I cringed out.

@Rawsawn

5 жыл бұрын

@@TealJosh I was sad i missed it in the movies, that all changed when i saw it on Netflix, yay depression.

@OptimisticCynic715

5 жыл бұрын

Wondering if people will feel that with Black Panther...not sure. Avatar and Avengers still lingering.

Just realizing Rian Johnson sounds like a certain energy vampire from "What we do in the Shadows."

I’m fine if people like this movie but there is a reason why when I re watch Star Wars with all of its series shows and movies and I don’t include the new trilogy, there is a reason.

Finn: Sees almost everyone blow up in the distance Rose: Let’s kiss

@darionbuck8864

3 жыл бұрын

Violently crashes 10,000 pounds of solid steel into one another at extremely high speeds.... Meh we're fine

@harrambou9468

2 жыл бұрын

“That’s what I was trying to do!!” “...Let’s kiss.” “What t-NO!!!”

@alesksander

2 жыл бұрын

Well she is kinky. LOL

@KevinWebb

2 жыл бұрын

I thought she was going to turn out to be a secret NO spy. Then it turned out she was just messing up any hope for Fin character development because she couldn't see the big picture, and didn't actually care about him. I spent that whole movie wanting to walk out but had to keep watching to see how much worse it would get. Saw Rogue One in theaters 3 times.

@webguy943

2 жыл бұрын

That kiss was so awkward literally no one was rooting for them

I am legitimately 100% serious when I say, I really wish that this movie could be erased from my memory. It was that bad. And it definitely wasn’t Star Wars.

@subtotalgecko1406

5 жыл бұрын

Jacob Gálvez but it was star wars

@jacobgalvez4363

5 жыл бұрын

subtotal gecko “Not to me”

@edgarjacksby1402

5 жыл бұрын

Jacob Gálvez Not a great sequel, I’ll agree to that. But a great Star Wars movie to me.

@jooheeuhm4

5 жыл бұрын

Seriously... at this point, I would be COMPLETELY okay with Rey waking up in Episode 9, "It was just a bad dream" to all the Episode 8

@Trazynn

5 жыл бұрын

It's quite amazing that they had five years to prepare that movie.

Currently, there are only 6 movies in the Star Wars Luke Skywalker series: - The Phantom Menace - Attack of the Clones - Revenge of the Sith - A New Hope - The Empire Strikes Back - Return of the Jedi I am looking forward to the final trilogy to this epic series.

@vit-t680

2 жыл бұрын

It’s the anakin skywalker saga

These videos are great! Thanks, Robot Head!

The thing that gets me about the slow space chase is that it isn't inherently a problem that it is a low-action sequence of the movie. But the problem is that they don't replace that lack of action with anything meaningful instead. That slow space chase would have been a great opportunity to explore some meaningful character dialogue. Maybe we could learn about Poe's history under Leia or why she formed the Resistance, or Finn's life as a Stormtrooper. But no, we needed to have Admiral Holdo clipping off Poe's nutsack for 45 minutes, and we needed Finn to go on a silly adventure of anti-capitalism on Canto Bight with Rose.

@deeppurple6925

5 жыл бұрын

Eric Santucci Finn and Rose subplot felt like when you change tv channels and watch a different movie during commercials.

@RogueFox7050

5 жыл бұрын

They should have gotten rid of the chase scene entirely, use the shuttles to escape and then maybe Poe, Leia and the others could land on a Republic city world under assault by TFO. That would give us time to flesh out the galaxy better, it’s better than a 2 hour space chase at least.

@ericsantucci6934

5 жыл бұрын

@@RogueFox7050 Very true as well. All I'm saying is that if there had to be a space chase, they could have at least used that screen time to have some meaningful dialogue happen.

@dinoluka11

5 жыл бұрын

Well said

@PublicLeeSpeaking

5 жыл бұрын

@WillFanofMany You're seriously saying the entire Republic was 6 planets in a single system?

The love scene between Finn and Rose made me finally understand it was a comedy movie, not part of an adventure saga. I laughed SO loudly in the cinema...

@darthmon26

5 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo me too

@psymcdad8151

5 жыл бұрын

It could be a great movie If they just edit in Mel Brooks and rename it to "Spaceballs 2 - Sith in Spandex"

@andyappleton3353

5 жыл бұрын

Finn should have started milking green milk from Rose's tit into a thermos...take a huge swing and then smile at the camera.

@bobshanery5152

5 жыл бұрын

That''s funny you say that. People laughed at that part when we were at the theaters.

@JaysenKov

5 жыл бұрын

Everybody groaned in my theatre

They ruined so much by having x-wings and TIE fighters be able to fight in atmosphere. What was the point of the snow speeders in Empire if Luke could have just blown up the AT-ATs with his X-wing. Also, the empire could have sent hundreds of TIEs at the base on Hoth.

Your thumbnails are soooooo good!!

This movie is so bad it made me wish Jar Jar was back.

@fersho450

3 жыл бұрын

Jar jar still was a better writen character tho

@night-seeker666

3 жыл бұрын

Jar Jar was actually pretty funny, even though he was also pretty annoying.

@chrisigoeb

3 жыл бұрын

I like Jar Jar and im not ashamed to admit it. But I hate Rose with all my heart

@alesksander

2 жыл бұрын

Ja jar was annoying. But not repelling. I GOT HUGE GAG reflex when i think of that shitshow of movie. Thanks Ruin John and JJ Eyebrows

@ahabduennschitz7670

2 жыл бұрын

The thing is Jar Jar was one annoying and dumb part of the movie but disney managed to make the movies in a whole annoying and dumb

Movie doesn't even have a decent lightsaber duel. Truly worst Star Wars movie ever

@ricardovonkrypton8908

4 жыл бұрын

The only time 2 lightsabers meet is in the flashbacks... So sad.

@theStamax

4 жыл бұрын

Pweh it came close with the throne-room scene (Close enough for me to not mind). It was pretty great imho even if everything surrounding it was stupid.

@ricardovonkrypton8908

4 жыл бұрын

@@theStamax An... interesting scene. But full of problems itself. Have you seen the disappearing knife?

@theStamax

4 жыл бұрын

@@ricardovonkrypton8908 Oh yeah for sure. could have been much better. choreo was iffy in a lot of ways (with enemies just waving around and doing nothing for once or the disappearing knife as you have already mentioned). Still miles better than most of the movie though^^ ... you know ... regular decent visual looks great if surrounded by poop.

@xrstevenson

4 жыл бұрын

@@theStamax but those don't count as lightsabers tho... so the only time a lightsaber clashed was in the flashback

Thank you for giving voice to my thoughts!

It's incredible how this movie managed to kill the entire Star Franchise, Ryse of Skywalker puted the last nail in the coffin