0:00 - Sam little dancy dance 2:30 - Who made it a thing 9:55 - Mark Gurman 11:35 - iPhone 15 23:30 - why the vinegar Jon 25:55 - Intervention Time 26:15 - Sponsor -TrustandWill 29:20 - Back to the intervention 33:25 - Apple Watch 36:00 - Sam gets in his feels 39:25 - Apple invites 40:00 - Breaking news 43:35 - Theory time 49:10 - Jon is not cutting it + technical difficulties 52:55 - Chaotic mess 55:30 - Wildcard predictions 57:55 - Is it happening + planning

@InfiniteRegen

11 ай бұрын

@@thegrayman19 😎😂 Np

@PrincessNybor

11 ай бұрын

“Chaotic mess” Accurate. 🤣❤️

@Wavetopp

11 ай бұрын

0:53 Jon chokes on malt vinegar 😂

Celebrating with malt vinegar?? WTAF??😂😂😂

@Zellzoi

11 ай бұрын

Genius bar exclusive

@failuretolaunchdrums

11 ай бұрын

Still better than Malort

@jqyhlmnp

11 ай бұрын

I like apple cider vinegar :3

The beginning of this episode, Sam hyping it up with song and dance, Jon hyping it up by drink malt vinegar! Ha then seeing young Jon dancing was great. I wonder how long Jon’s shower felt with those vitamins. 😅

The intro for this episode was interesting and hilarious also I hope you are okay Jon.

Oh my god Jon is a stoner with his kitty this is officially my favorite podcast ever

”I haven’t taken ’vitamins’ before… well… let’s move on” 😂😂

Man I loved this unhinged ass episode. So much fun to watch. Thank you guys. #1 Apple podcast for a reason.

Just heard last minute from reliable source that USB-C isnt coming until iPhone 16. Sorry guys

Thank you Jon n Sam for your content I really appreciate it ❤😊I needed to laugh since I’ve lost my mom y’all always have me rolling 😂thank you for that

This is the third week I’ve listened to the podcast while at the laundry mat it’s kind of a vibe

@ASamson123

11 ай бұрын

Thank you! Totally forgot to do laundry for work tomorrow

@hRt42kuo7jTtmk14

11 ай бұрын

So are you saying it’s only good enough to listen to when you are trapped at the laundromat washing out your skivvies?

@aelaan12

11 ай бұрын

Clean clothes to boot

The Mark Gurman gave you a whole 5 min window….wow….how generous lol.

This thing that's going on between jon and Marcus Gurmantus is killing me man😂😂, jon please don't stop😂

Sam doing the happy dance 🕺🏻 while gern is downing vinegar is classic 😂 you guys are the best 😅 Don’t ever change 😎🙌🏻

By far the funniest episode so far. I want more like this. Off the rails but stellar. The we are cutting it segment was so funny, I almost got into a car accident laughing while crying. 😂

I really enjoy a tech conversation where you feel like they don’t know the cameras 🎥 are there. I love ❤️ these dudes. ⚡️❤️☕️🍿🎂🇺🇸👊🤙🙏

Jon and Sam NEED to do an episode on Jon's special gummies

@eddiegabriel8243

11 ай бұрын

omg yes

I want more of Jons vitamin routine

I like heavy phones. Makes it feel substantial

The only thing Sam could beat Marques to is catching a cold, definitely not the 100m. Unless you count seeing into the future with those binoculars on his face, then yes. 🤣

@KironKabir

11 ай бұрын

Lmao 🤣

Best opening yet!!

The first minute shows exactly why apple won't work with Sam. 🤦🏼‍♂️

Sam engagement baiting tweets has made it to the podcast titles, according to KZread📲‼️ Thoughts? What do you think? 🤔

@RealJoseph123

11 ай бұрын

Credit is given Mark, you goblin… Don’t link the Bloomberg article. 👀

@AppleTrack

11 ай бұрын

This is actually funny

@RealJoseph123

11 ай бұрын

@@AppleTrack ty❤

32:30 i just had a little bit of vitamin B12 too. In flower form the vitamins are hitting me good.

Can’t wait till Tuesday I’m getting that titan grey 15pro upgrading from 13pro 👏🏼👏🏼

@darionwilson3666

11 ай бұрын

Why not the max?

Dumpster fire episode but I enjoyed it. AND WE’RE BACK!😂😂

Can you guys please go live!

@alastairclark9423

11 ай бұрын

Haha, never going to happen, Sam will say things

@GigaWiiU64

11 ай бұрын

I would settle for weekly premiers

Sam and John I laughed ask hard. Great show 😀😀😀

1:00:04 Agreed.

I thought it was Worcestershire Sauce 😂

What did Jon just chug? Was that malt vinegar?!?!??

Maybe have a couple of recurring show segments where you play some sort of Apple themed gams Maybe highlight a favorite app every week idk something to keep you guys on track lol

Great show tonight loved it ❤😊

How are you guys gonna make shorts out of this? No way this is usable enough 😂

This was a WILD one lol

At last the 5c gets its due!

Ever since I got my iPods Pro 2 I have not used the charger port, so go ahead, put another port on it - wireless for the win.

I think that would be dope if they started making AirPods in different colors like they did with the iMac.

Imagine being Sam’s neighbours and once a week you just hear random screaming.

also that blue on the pro looks EXACTLY like the iphone 12 Pro pacific blue, thats highly unlikely.

If Joe Rogan doesn't get on the Genius Bar Podcast (Aka, the #1 tech podcast in the world), he is missing out on a tone of real estate!

I’m here for the chaos. Thanks guys:)

Real men of Genius!!!!!

I thought that supposed to be getting AirPod 4 but I guess not since that’s was a another rumor from way back when damn I wanted that bc I can’t do the AirPod Pro at all bc I can’t hear anything with them in bc they don’t make the ears tips small enough

I wonder scense there is going to be a new U2 chip in the iPhones this year if Apple would update the Air Tags with the newer chip sometime, and if they do they better stay the same price they are now. Like i just purchased a air tag because i needed one for something and your going to come out with a new one come on :(

wouldn't mind a max but don't want to go broke lol. The pro is too small for me. Maybe a plus.

What the hell did they “redact”? Anyone got any clues?

Tailosive tech said that he stopped wearing his Apple Watch so you won’t see any activity until he starts wearing it again.

AirPods briefing: AirPods Pro (USB-C) AirPods Max (USB-C AND Lossless Audio Support)

You guys are loco but I love it. How about at the end of the show telling people to post in the comments if you made it to the end you are as crazy as we are so post in the comments to prove you made it “the gummy bear drank vinegar while running to Marques’s house while eating a potato” 😅🥔 🐻 🏃🏻‍♀️ 🍹

“Did I miss something” 💀

At least they are self-aware.

I’m still rocking the gen 1 AirPods (by choice, the gummy tipped new ones fall out of my ears and I don’t hear as well with them) so I’m resigned to forever carrying the lighting cord with me 😂

You know what I just realized. The base iPhones are basically the 5c. It’s last years pro version but worse.

Hilarious podcast 😂😂😂

Anyone have an idea what the “redacted” stuff was all about?

Howdy Jern and Lefty

Tailosive didn't have any rings filled bc he recently decided to stop wearing his Apple Watch and see if he could go without it

Actually 8 billion of people for couple of years now.

John went to the shadow realm….. I’ve been humbled by a half tray of vitamin brownies

I’m tired of Apple and these masculine/blue colorways they keep releasing for the Pros 😫😭😭

59:03 👍

Marquez is 100% 4 times faster comping from another ultimate frisbee player

58:20 👍

Jon you look like you were high as hell like you just smoked a big fat blunt ❤😂😊

Wouldn’t that be cool if Apple actually makes a red phone but it gets released for the spring refresh or whatever that would so cool I thought about it when I went to bed cause they already have like 4 blue phones why not a red one

Bro that vinegar is gonna destroy your throat and stomach, it'll sting like hell !

3:18 Jon Blame .. everythingapple he did it

Episode 131: Punished Sam. Refreshing to see him being kind of a dick this episode but also carrying the show, instead of getting bullied by his cohost and every guest.

I want to do a whole show as puppets. Hand puppets.

What kind of case does Sam have?

@GigaWiiU64

11 ай бұрын

CASETiFY

@jesmond5562

11 ай бұрын

@@GigaWiiU64worst cases 😂

@alexsherel3344

11 ай бұрын

@@GigaWiiU64 GigaWii??? 🤣🤣🤣 If this is EITHER of you 2, y’all are both straight nutz!! And that’s EXACTLY why I subscribe and watch.

@alexsherel3344

11 ай бұрын

@@jesmond5562 my speck presidio has worked for me, but I REALLY try not to drop it. When I do, I do it XX

I Monty buy new iphone ever .. I buy them when they re 3 years old and affordable lol

Portland. JAMAICA in the Building!!!

@jesmond5562

11 ай бұрын

Go away

I stopped watching Unbox therapy, just because he just names video iPhone 15 bla bla and has some fake Chinese model in hand.. he has fallen out of tech game! I was big fan and even supported him when you made video about his case... but I think he has just given up on the channel..

Django is a super cutie cat. Jon you look deranged.

Imma be real with y’all the episode last week boring this week fuckin loved how chaotic it got y’all are fuckin hilarious when things get outta hand just sayin 😂

I think Sam has a gambling problem 😂

What did I watch???? 😂😅😂😅

Hello

i'm glad he didn't edit it out because he bigger and you couldn't make him

I heard somewhere else the new chip will stop the battery problems…why aren’t these things CAUGHT during iOS updates…WTAF IS WRONG with Apple. This is THEE MOST BASIC OF QUALITY CONTROL. Unless it’s intentional to force upgrades…🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

SAM IS A HYPE BEAST ALL DAY

It can't be the last episode because they have contracts to fulfill 😏

💯

Is Sam getting hair plugs? I feel like it may be too late but gyatt he needs to be doing something with that forehead expansion. 😳

58:43 👎

This episode was so lame

I’m disappointed in another year another boring phone

Don’t scare me with that title

@DavidRodriguez-xw7zy

11 ай бұрын

Agreed

Cringe

bra on thr right made me leave this video

@johnmeyer5384

11 ай бұрын

so made i made a spelling mistake

I really hope those at Apple Park for the even let a loud applause for ISB-C to publicly show Apple how much we wanted it.

30:22 look at the ugly dynamic island 😂😂😂

42:39 for all you “1 cord” people will you literally have 1 cord to charge multiple devices (charging 1 at a time) or will you have more than 1 of that cord….? So why does it matter 🫤

58:53 👎

58:30 👎

42:39 for all you “1 cord” people will you literally have 1 cord to charge multiple devices (charging 1 at a time) or will you have more than 1 of that cord….? So why does it matter 🫤