Steven Seagal has spent endless hours studying Aikido, Karate, Muay Thai, Boxing, Kung Fu, Jeet Kun Do, and other words.

@Mehoyboi

2 ай бұрын

He’s also a pilot, astronaut, dog breeder, politician, a chef.. the list goes on!

@stringer2295

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@interwebrando135

2 ай бұрын

​@Mehoyboi nah lol I saw Under Siege. He's just a cook 😂

@brianmcwhite721

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@darthinkarnatus7264

2 ай бұрын

@@interwebrando135a lowly, lowly cook

Aikido is the real life Rex Kwon Do. “Grab my arm. No, my other arm. With your other arm. No, on the wrist.”

@DM-qd7gw

2 ай бұрын

Bullshito is the greatest thing to happen to the internet

@user-bb3cu3zb8d

2 ай бұрын

So hilarious 🤣

@DM-ur8vc

2 ай бұрын

You missed off: "not too tight. Relax your arm".

@i_am_grutzius-_-828

2 ай бұрын

“Do you think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys?”

@synthWizkid

2 ай бұрын

❤️

Space Ice has THE BEST Steven Seagal movie breakdowns I've ever seen - and they're all 100% accurate.

@Icanonlycountto4

Ай бұрын

Glad to see someone shouting out his channel. Dude is on another world

@StarsForward

Ай бұрын

@@Icanonlycountto4 Most definitely. Dude says some of the most crazy ridiculous things and it cracks me up every time! 😆

@sopranos45

Ай бұрын

😂😂yes sir agreed 😂😂

@thisisanfield7085

Ай бұрын

Space Ice rips him to bits. He’s jokes

@theinitiate110

Ай бұрын

Space Ices vid titles are awesome as well. Lol

Will Sasso on MadTv nailed the absurdity of Seagal in his hilarious impersonation.

@Last_Chance.

Ай бұрын

Sasso is so freaking hilarious

@yannick245

Ай бұрын

​@@Last_Chance._"Yeah, I'm driving!"_

@Last_Chance.

Ай бұрын

@@yannick245 lol "the Baja"

@d3ltaohniner261

Ай бұрын

A fellow man of culture, I see.

@yannick245

Ай бұрын

@@Last_Chance. _"Ya Nintendo is a gay taquito!"_

Aikido is essentially the art of defending yourself against people who attack you in ways that nobody would ever attack you.

@hoze1235

2 ай бұрын

People who throw themselves at you

@jordanbabcock9349

2 ай бұрын

Everybody thought space war was a joke, and here we are with a fkn space military branch for the U.S.

@metallboy25

2 ай бұрын

​​@@jordanbabcock9349Apples and oranges.

@WeirdenGilling

2 ай бұрын

​@@jordanbabcock9349I see

@lordfrz9339

2 ай бұрын

As Joe mentioned, it's for when someone commits a sword swing or spear thrust at you. It's not meant to be the primary style you use, it's situational.

Seagal literally uses stunt guys when he has to walk up stairs in his newer movies😆

@FWDSUXARSE

2 ай бұрын

Any scene where he's not sitting at a table or on a couch 🤣

@DBONE117

2 ай бұрын

Literally.

@Gianni523

2 ай бұрын

​@@A_r78Is this you, Seagal? 😂😂😂

@-KillaWatt-

2 ай бұрын

I laughed when I seen this one clip of him sitting at a desk chair fighting a guy. He can't even be bothered to get up at this point.

@DBONE117

2 ай бұрын

@@Gianni523 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

When i went to Cancun for my senior trip in 06, one of our party guides was the Mexican version of Seagal. The hair, the mustache, the talk. Good shit

@TrueDarkness458

Ай бұрын

Damn...I would have laughed so hard inside. Your so lucky rofl

@Armando-Kilombos

Ай бұрын

@user-th5vb8ye7o Oh , Lol 🤣 We have quite a few Steven Segal , Rambos, Bruce Lee's , Chuck Norris and Van Dame "doubles" and wannabes in Mexico. Mexicans love "bad asses" and macho guys 😁

@alienatedamericana8364

Ай бұрын

I met him in Valladolid! He does movie stunts, very cool guy ,spoke perfect English

@user-qz9hc7rg7b

26 күн бұрын

did he do any of the movie lines for you?

"He's eating carrots" is what broke Rogan. 😂😂😂

@eaturmeatornopuddin

Ай бұрын

Deep throating that shit lmfao 💀😅😂

No- one will ever love Steven Segal as much as Steven Segal does.

@Last_Chance.

Ай бұрын

You ain't lying

@davidcosdesign6785

Ай бұрын

I heard it's the same with the movie scripts he writes.

@robertdesjardins7645

Ай бұрын

Facts

@brianwicks-lr5iv

Ай бұрын

even steven segals ass loves steven segal no ones ass can be bothered to love boring fake steven segal

@irvy78

25 күн бұрын

Maybe Nico ?

"just his posture is so disrespectful" had me rollin lmao

@Kinger1625

2 ай бұрын

Loved that! Lol

@JBreezzBeatz

2 ай бұрын

😂😂

@leggoeggoo9492

2 ай бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/h5-syNKNlK_Rgso.htmlsi=vOieL4h45rh3b1C_

@martinramirezmi5457

2 ай бұрын

Disrespectful posture is unacceptable 😂

@style002323

2 ай бұрын

Segal can't even get posture right. What a joke.

Its good to see new JRE clips here on KZread!

Hearing Seagal pronounce “Vladimir Putin” is a hoot. Worth finding on KZread.

@alenaself9520

2 ай бұрын

Not as funny as when he tries to remember the JB name to recommend to do the Tai chi so he can have better balance and not to fall off the bikes, or stairs. Lo9k it up

@JK-gk5kf

Ай бұрын

I just went and looked for it after reading your comment. I wasn’t disappointed 👍🏻😂

@ChristisKing18

Ай бұрын

He's trying way too hard to pronounce his name with a Russian accent. That's the only reason Putin agreed to meet with him. To get his a$$ kissed 💋 and to laugh at him afterwards. 🤣

@Nothinglefttosay

28 күн бұрын

Turn it into a ringtone 😂😂

Steven Seagal is to martial arts as Brendan Schaub is to comedy.

@gamebredo8880

2 ай бұрын

Brendan schaub is more funny on his podcast than his standup

@kingmusa5516

2 ай бұрын

😅😮😮 lol dam bro a

@DBONE117

2 ай бұрын

Don't insult Steven seagal comparing him to that amoeba

@siggifreud812

2 ай бұрын

under-rated comment.

@A_r78

2 ай бұрын

@@gamebredo8880 said no one ever

Joe, i think it's time to invite Steven on the JRE.

@tonyslicer7399

2 ай бұрын

He won't

@johnnymonsterrrr

2 ай бұрын

hell nah

@johnshaw4137

2 ай бұрын

@@johnnymonsterrrr then you don't know good Internet. That would get SOO many views

@dr.mo7773

2 ай бұрын

That would break records 😅 i just imagine the facil expressions of segal😐🤨😏🙄😑

@jordanbabcock9349

2 ай бұрын

Theo Von... Better get him on!!!

so funny. love hearing this kinda stuff. I already watched the whole episode but thanks for making it a clip.

“Under Siege” was one of my all time favorite action films as a kid. Watched it recently for the first time since the 90s and it’s even better now. 😂

@Bigsky1991

2 ай бұрын

Seeing Blondie come out of the cake....yowza! She had THE most amazing boobs!

@Bigsky1991

2 ай бұрын

Seeing Blondie (Eleniak) come out of the cake...yowza! She had THE most amazing boobs on Earth!

Steven Seagal is the epitome of the character in Napoleon Dynamite “Bow to your sensei!”

@Vito_Caligiuri

2 ай бұрын

“Do you think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys?…fah getta bout it”

@demonslayer5613

2 ай бұрын

Rex kwan doe

@cody967

2 ай бұрын

😂

@liamoreilly783

2 ай бұрын

That is soo spot on !!!😂

@johnnyappleseed9568

2 ай бұрын

Looked like him too

Steven “they call that one a skippy cause it goes skip skip skip skip skip” Segura “BULL SHIT” 😂😂😂

@Goldenspiderducck

2 ай бұрын

Hey, he’s been piloting skippys for like 45 years.

@Dime_time333

2 ай бұрын

*87 years

@johnshaw4137

2 ай бұрын

Is that a German Sheppard spaniel mix?. I've been training dogs for like 47 years"

@user-wb7nv9ht1g

2 ай бұрын

I'm worried about people criticizing Seagal while finding talentless hacks like Segura and Rogan. Rogan talks a😢echo chambers while living in one

@patricksullivan2322

2 ай бұрын

@@user-wb7nv9ht1g don’t worry bud, you’ll be okay

"It won't work in a street fight but it will work against a person with a sword" 😂😅😂😅😂😅

@peterbartolomeo5542

Ай бұрын

Shows you how totally useless Joe Rogan is. He knows NOTHING ABOUT MARTIAL ARTS.

I love the compilations of him running

The fact that he eats the carrot with Lukashenko is just hilarious lol

@lucabaki

Ай бұрын

Thats like a guy eating a carrot with Hitler. Not funny to me.

@eaturmeatornopuddin

Ай бұрын

Deep throats it had me😂😂😂😂

"I just read the best script I ever read." "Who wrote it" "I did" [Edit: This is from a story from when Rob Schneider was on Howard Stern in 2000s]

@V8AmericanMuscleCar

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@brianwicks-lr5iv

Ай бұрын

"this morning when i awoke i met the worlds toughest hollywood hero in my bathroom" "you did wow thats amazing who was it" "me"

Steven Seagal has a piece of Wonka Bar stuck in his mustache from all those years of fighting oompa loompas.

“Just his posture is so disrespectful” 😂😂😂

The fact that no one mentioned Space Ice and his deep burning hatred for Seagal and his hysterical and surgical dismantling of him in his videos is a crime.

@SayGahTaah

2 ай бұрын

Who?

@BIONICHRONIC

2 ай бұрын

I agree. That dude is hilarious.

@ThunderboltWisdom

2 ай бұрын

Space Ice is the man. His videos are hilarious. They're all entitled "Stephen Segal's New Movie is The Worst Movie Ever Made". Every single one. And it's always true.😂😂😂

@Twelvegoldteeth

2 ай бұрын

Space Ice’s Seagal videos are absolute gold!

@WeirdenGilling

2 ай бұрын

Love that channel!! Hilarious the way he destroys seagal 😂😂😂

Space ice is hilarious best at Steven Seagal hating 😂

@Borg14

2 ай бұрын

Space Ice is awesome!

@paularkins6039

2 ай бұрын

Just commented same thing before I seen this bro. Great to see another fan

@mrblaque215

2 ай бұрын

Exactly what I thought! 🤣

@SammyFuqU

2 ай бұрын

Awesome to see Space Ice get a shout out. I love his work. MEGGGAA BLOCKBUSTER HIT

@Carmine_Lupertazzi

2 ай бұрын

Try also: SenseiSeagal

Joe realizing that there actually are dope old movies is a beautiful thing to see. We love you Joe :)

@kirkcinnamon8467

Ай бұрын

Get a life

@wingerding

Ай бұрын

Lol not exactly a wild realization...

@sole__doubt

Ай бұрын

@@wingerding Thats why I made the comment its not wild at all but Joe seems to be blown away by it.

@NewYoutubeDawgMSSP

Ай бұрын

​@@sole__doubtyou're a dork

Space Ice army in the house

@cheeseburger12

2 ай бұрын

FOR NO REASON

@kanesaw4373

2 ай бұрын

Legendary 😂

@mikeayala08

2 ай бұрын

Space ice ❤

Segal dieing in Executive Decision is his greatest role ever.

@tonytaylor5461

2 ай бұрын

2 minutes in

@MyNameJeff..

2 ай бұрын

Dying*

@barahng

2 ай бұрын

@@tonytaylor5461 After the opening scene building him up as this badass operator he dies in the most unceremonious way possible. Rumor is he was planned to be in the whole movie and got written out of the script because he was such an asshole to work with. Which makes sense with the beginning scenes showing him as a badass, why would you bother with that if you're just gonna kill him right away? It would make sense if the bad guy kills him, to show how tough the bad guy is, but he just falls out of a plane instead.

@lloydchristmas1086

2 ай бұрын

hahah me and my Dad were huge Segall fans back in day 😂 We were so bummed when he died all early in that movie we were like wtf

@yaredteferra7630

2 ай бұрын

No him dying in machete is but of course he had to kill himself

This whole podcast was great 👍😂

The Black Keys w/ Joe Rogan, all stoned, talking about Steven Seagal. Amazing.

Shout out to Space Ice, his take on seagal movies is gold

@Doomsara

2 ай бұрын

Seems like not a lot of people here heard about Space Ice.. comedy gold 😅

@jeromethomas8857

Ай бұрын

I gotta watch a space ice Seagal take at least 3 times a week. I be in tears laughing

@phillipsmith3366

Ай бұрын

Space ice is gold!!

The Black Keys used to listen to Cumtown what fucking universe are we in

@reservoirdude92

2 ай бұрын

A pretty good one all things considered lol

@Dovahkiin0117

2 ай бұрын

I knew I identified with them ✊ I am gay

@billykarnes6035

2 ай бұрын

​@@Dovahkiin0117is that you Oscar?

@welfaiewfb8802

2 ай бұрын

They are being booked to appear on the Adam Friedland Show soon

@yeetboi0069

2 ай бұрын

i am gay

The c-town drop was so nice to hear.

I love it how stoned everyone is on this show

@charlieandhudsonspal7031

Ай бұрын

Is that what it is?

@danielregan1853

Ай бұрын

Wake n bake

Joe couldn’t believe he was eating carrots 🤣 “carrots?” “He’s eating CARROTS?”

@Dimsummmmm

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@TheTalk23

2 ай бұрын

Joe was probably on DMT.

@obtuseguru7259

2 ай бұрын

what? VEGETABLES? not in my house

@paulmallon9292

2 ай бұрын

Joe annoys me in these situations. He only laughs because he ignored it for so long that he had to by the end. Guy is like 'look at this idiot eating carrots', and Joe is too preoccupied trying to talk about Seagal's phono martial art discipline.

@denroy3

2 ай бұрын

That was a beautiful carrot, though.

Nick Mullen said this is the Entenmann's donut Era of Segal's career.

@richrivers1232

2 ай бұрын

Dude I have revisited that Clangers video on the Cumtown Seagal bit about 50 times and it is always funny. "Fatly going around corners" 😂

@ryanarborist

2 ай бұрын

@@richrivers1232 that scene where it's obvious the guy Segal is trying to pull to safety is being pulled by a rope off screen.

@richrivers1232

2 ай бұрын

@@ryanarboristHAHHAH oh man it's the best! So funny

@ryanarborist

2 ай бұрын

@@richrivers1232 I had to say this. The hardest I've ever laughed at that podcast was Nick doing The Big Chill 2. His Michael Douglas impression. He does Dennis Hopper seeing Glen Close's vagina and it makes him suicidal. I laugh everytime I hear it.

@saucelord780

2 ай бұрын

The part where Steven Seagal says “wuss happennin” to some 5 yr old Hungarian child.

The Black Keys drummer is one of my favorite Rogan guests, he's just like one of your bros roasting everything and talkin shit.

I would love for you to finally have Steven Seagal on your show.

Space Ice

@musek5048

2 ай бұрын

but who cares? its never mentioned agaaainnn

@koclay9193

2 ай бұрын

Steven seagal style flinch shooting.

@Hu.has.the.flu.

2 ай бұрын

In this recap, Blockbuster Podcast Star Joe Rogan, mistakes the origins of Aikido, botches a story about Gene LeBell, and contemplates how long it take for feelings to get from his Balls to his BRAIIIIN.

@Oscar_Le_Slouch

2 ай бұрын

@@musek5048😂

@hvalhajen

2 ай бұрын

first thing i thought of, Space Ice shout out 🤣🤣🤣

If only Nick Mullen were here to chime in on this😂

@danielz8925

2 ай бұрын

Entenmann’s Donut era Seagal

@Zeppelin894

2 ай бұрын

My good friend Nick!

@edlangone

2 ай бұрын

Rogies wouldn't be able to keep up with my close personal friend in real life Nick Mullen. That's the main reason I'm not good friends with Joe anymore. Also I'm gay.

@TheHottwhyrd

2 ай бұрын

Nick's way to busy trying to ruin the legacy of cumtown.

@asexton57

2 ай бұрын

@@edlangoneyour avi is the best! 😂

Fires on the plain is one of my favorite movies. It released in us in 1963. I’m 28, but I loved the movie when I first saw it as a kid.

The first 10 minutes of Glimmer Man feels like an hour long movie.

The clips of 'younger Segal', look like They were the Inspiration for Kramers Karate Career in Seinfeld....

I am old enough to remember when Steven Seagal was credited for “helping” Anderson Silva become the greatest fighter of all time. Those were the days!

@kobinho07

2 ай бұрын

I so remember that, and I heard that Dana or the UFC didn't like it lol

@stanktaint15

2 ай бұрын

That's not that old 😆 Damn I feel old 😂

@roybringus31

2 ай бұрын

Lmao I remember he told Anderson “I knew that front kick would be there” lolol

@leigh5937

2 ай бұрын

Shit man! Are we old now?

@fabiors10

2 ай бұрын

Vitor Belfort didn't like that

Love the shirt Joe!

That older footage of him fighting against students reminds me of the Seinfeld episode when Kramer was throwing around kids.

If anyone is wondering why hes tapping the melon, there is a certain sound that can be heard when tapping them that tells you theyre ripe

@HaveAGreatDay54

2 ай бұрын

I wonder if Segal actually knows what sound to listen for. I have watched people tap every type of melon in the grocery store when only the watermelon can be checked that way. They tap each melon then pick the wrong sound indicating a green melon. It is hilarious to witness when no one knows what the heck they are doing but they do it anyway.

@bassbrother81

2 ай бұрын

@@HaveAGreatDay54 I doubt he does😂, but yea I've also seen people at the supermarket tapping them and picking the opposite sound than what they should be looking for, cracks me up haha

@poppinwithandy7742

2 ай бұрын

ITS LIKE CUTTING AN ONION WHILE CRYING ITS A POLITICAL HOGGWASH.

@davidsellers3639

2 ай бұрын

Yeah but he didn’t know that

@siberiancajun

2 ай бұрын

He was trying to split the watermelon but failed.

Everyone makes fun of Steven Seagal. You wouldn't find it funny if he cornered you in a dark alley, and you had a box of donuts, and it was too narrow to walk by him.

@pandarage21

2 ай бұрын

I dont think it matters who it is. I want my donuts.

@thomasmccowan1908

Ай бұрын

Actually I would find it funny. Cause then all those with a sense of logic and reality will stand up and say he is a fucking disgrace to Martial Arts and a big POS. He is the white Tyler perry

@user-fq2jg4rh1v

Ай бұрын

Fuck bro you right

The end is ballkickin me LOL

The Segal run is a iconic piece of meme history 😂

Such an epic finish to the segment 😂 “I’ve got brother so, lots of ball kicking”

Seagal is hilarious. one of our time's greatest comedians.

@stevem2323

2 ай бұрын

Unintentional comedic legend.

@johnnymossville

2 ай бұрын

@@stevem2323 yep

Segura's bit on Seagal is priceless!!!!

The "Lebell lock" is still used to this day. Segal crying to the FBI agents is the best.

I am still enjoying my old steven seagal movies.

"it was invented for samurai to fight against someone with a sword"- joe rogan, describing a martial art invented 50 years after the age of the samurai ended

@discordye4825

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, it's a fake martial art...lol.

@BountyFlamor

2 ай бұрын

Joe is thinking of Jiu Jitsu. Aikido was derived from that to be less violent.

@badlaamaurukehu

2 ай бұрын

​@@BountyFlamorAnd from what I can tell everything I've seen in Aikido that actually works is also taught in some basic form in jiu jitsu but with actual practical follow up. I've been tossed around by Aikido practitioners before and everything they did that worked was essentially 'lazy' judo/jiu jitsu.

@dprich100

2 ай бұрын

@@badlaamaurukehuI've been a black belt in judo for 40 years. Your definition of Aikido as "lazy judo" is the best I've ever heard. Literally made me laugh out loud.

@stevebb2915

2 ай бұрын

hes half right. the art aikido was derived from was a samurai art. the creator of aikido was a REAL warrior and on returning from war, was so sickened by the actual violence he witnessed, developed it as an art for self cultivation. It was never intended for "fighting", martial arts were just his framework as that was his background. its more about meditation, breathing, cold showers and physical self discipline. basically he was the wim hoff of his day.

Above the law, Hard to kill, Marked by death, Out for justice, Under Siege and their soundtracks especially from the movie Hard to kill. Say whatever you want but they are one of the best action movies ever made, because of that movies i started to train mixed martial arts. Long live Steven Seagal, my childhood hero!

@JohnAdams-xc5yk

2 ай бұрын

Get on some medication

@Stefanoski88

2 ай бұрын

@@JohnAdams-xc5yk Listen i will be respectful because you are so much older, please scroll down my comment and enjoy your day.

@leninfranco9328

2 ай бұрын

Hey Steven,stop using fake accounts to defend yourself 😂

@pap7794

2 ай бұрын

​@leninfranco9328get a life I bet you like my movies

@jjwhy321y3

2 ай бұрын

He was good in his prime..like 5 years. Then he drove every cast member insane and gained 200pnds.

"I don't know if you know this or not, but for the past 30 years, I've been a cop!" I miss that show 😂😂😂

the 3 brothers part 😂😂

Patrick wearing a Harvard shirt with the unibombers police sketch on it while referencing Cumtown is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen .

@ChucksSEADnDEAD

2 ай бұрын

Didn't even notice ahahah that's gold

@CRFLAus

2 ай бұрын

Dude you haven't seen The Gringo Papi?

@dt90891

2 ай бұрын

Cumtown doing Seagal is nuts

The old guy with the white mustache in the Seagal movie is Dale Dye, a decorated Marine officer that saw combat in Vietnam.

@grymaldus40k41

Ай бұрын

Lol I know exactly who you mean. Always plays senior military officers.

@sandogtjsandog4366

Ай бұрын

And he was the Sheriff of a Western Montana county, Ravalli County I believe.

How can I watch the full video podcast on Spotify am Stuck on audio

Bobby Fingers got a shout on JRE! About damn m'f'kn time!

Rogan needs to get Seagal on his podcast; just do it!!!

@conspiracycornerpodcast4302

2 ай бұрын

I don't think he would, I think they're allegations against Seagal.

@senseiseagal1983

2 ай бұрын

I am eagerly awaiting this

@johnnysaid4362

2 ай бұрын

yeah i agree. that would lay to rest the misconceptions and the ridicule

@TylerShacklefordDurden

2 ай бұрын

Hasn't he been hiding in Russia for years?

@alcottdevalte7440

2 ай бұрын

@@TylerShacklefordDurden Seagal lives in UAE now, mostly Dubai, but tends to visit Russia as well when needed. I don't think wants to have anything to do with the US anymore and seems annoyed by all the lies and stories told about him.

I was always told throughout the martial arts community that Aikido was not invented to disarm people with swords, it was simply invented out of necessity to practice fighting each other during the time that they were banned from carrying swords in the late 1800's.

@weirdshibainu

2 ай бұрын

No. It was developed in the 1920's and 30's.

@imakimmy2

2 ай бұрын

I thought it was to pose with a sword.

@stevebb2915

2 ай бұрын

hes half right. the art aikido was derived from was a samurai art. the creator of aikido was a REAL warrior and on returning from war, was so sickened by the actual violence he witnessed, developed it as an art for self cultivation. It was never intended for "fighting", martial arts were just his framework as that was his background. its more about meditation, breathing, cold showers and physical self discipline. basically he was the wim hoff of his day.

@swedishbutcher

2 ай бұрын

@@stevebb2915he was also a bullshit artist who claimed to have beaten up 60 armed police by himself.

@CantTellYou

2 ай бұрын

@@swedishbutcher 🤔 no surprise it’s Seagal’s martial art of choice then, is it

Seagal is a legend in his own lunchbox 😂

Terry Tussey built custom 1911's for Segal. He told me a story of a time that Segal was doing a rehearsal on a movie set that the actors were horseback. Apparently, one of the young cowboys was goofing around, rode by Segal and knocked his hat off. In return, Segal rode out, rode back at speed and grabbed the hat from the ground amazing them all. According to Tussey, Segal is the real deal.

"Anybody Know why Richie did Bobby Lupo " ?

@peterverhovskoy

2 ай бұрын

Fuck yeah!!!!😂

@martinramirezmi5457

2 ай бұрын

😂

Aikido is the art of falling down or tumbling when someone pretends to throw you.

@everythingallin4905

2 ай бұрын

That is Judo

@RICKYREVIEWS98

2 ай бұрын

​@@everythingallin4905judo is legit son. Khabib and Islam are killer at it. Aikido is the one that's pure bullshit and would never work against anyone fighting back lol

@lighthawkgames5805

Ай бұрын

If you don't go with the motion of the throw, your elbow or your wrist would break. If the throws are done too fast or with violent intent, then you will break your sparring partner, possibly crippling them, which is clearly not the goal of training. All these comments made by people who don't know shit about the art. Go on into the nearest Aikido dojo and challenge the sensei. Make sure you get some video footage of your ass getting kicked so we can all laugh about it here on KZread.

The did i get away with it moment then it sinks in

I want a Steven Birdman moment like “keep my name out yo mouf” lol

Never thought of how Seagal's commander has to be 80 years old in the movies. 🤣😂

I still can’t believe the Seahawks didn’t run the ball man…

@davidsellers3639

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

Budo Jujitsu was the swordless form of the Samurai. Aikido was a variation which focused on 'spiritual' development as much (if not more) than combat. Aikido didn't surface until early 1900's (without googling to check), the Grandmaster was Morihei Ueshiba who died early somewhere around 1930, I think. Partner compliance is key in all Aikido demonstrations, such as the one with Seagull here.

@phillipott8064

Ай бұрын

❤

@peterbartolomeo5542

Ай бұрын

He died in 1969 Aikido was officially founded in 1928 but developed earlier it's parent art is Daito Ryu Aikijuijitsu the most brutal joint locking and breaking of all jiujitsu systems. Great grandmaster Takeda taught Ueshiba who was a master of Sumo Combat Samurai jiujitsu Shinto Takagi Yoshen Ryu I believe one of the oldest Samurai arts and Kenjutsu sword fighting. Takedas system was his families system begun in 900 ad when the patriarch Takeda would dissect samurai victims from the battlefield and studied how the joints move the system of joint locking and destroying joints was created from this study. There's nothing more painful than a wrist lock and turning the opponent arm in a direction it can't go that's why they fly through the air. I studied a variety of systems and in Ninjitsu you see a ton of Aikido and Aikijuijitsu. Aikido is large flowing circles allowing for a toss and throw that won't hurt the other guy but stun him and force him to rethink his aggression Aikijuijitsu is small circles ....tearing the arm out of the shoulder socket or snapping an elbow joint or breaking a wrist. It's apparent Joe Rogan didn't bother to read or research Seagals or the systems he's mastered

@eyooffiong

Ай бұрын

​​@@peterbartolomeo5542He would be surprised at how brutal Aikido gets. I low-key like how Aikido is underestimated... It is not until a well seasoned practitioner utilizes it to custom modern fighting, that stuns the opponent and just submit them for control and suggestive movement their biology can not contradict on a platter, that's when they are surprised at the immense power of control. I don't know much, I'm self taught. Specialty is arm control... I can pause/control opponents movement, and test pain threshold with just that ability... Adding, a pre-evasion to it means the other guy will most likely be in serious trouble if not quick thinking and moving... Opponents who understand the power of aikido are extremely quick and are very cautious, lols... So they end up making weird movements like the practitioner...

@cyborgchicken3502

Ай бұрын

​@@eyooffiong I'm sure it's very brutal but let's face it, the reality today is that Aikido is trained in such a way where it has lost its combat effectiveness, because there is absolutely no pressure testing in sparring and all techniques are performed on willing and compliant opponents...then it has also been infiltrated by complete frauds who promote "no touch jutsu" or "death touch" which supposedly utilizes ones Ki and literally all the endless challenge fights showing MMA fighters, jujitsu specialists, judoka, boxers, kickboxers and muay Thai fighters beating the living snot out of these people is proof that a lot of it is total nonsense.... You can live in disillusion all you want, but what you and many Aikido advocates forget is that despite being a martial arts experts who trained in multiple disciplines, Ueshiba Sensei ended up becoming a staunch pacifist in his later due to the destruction of WW2 and the heinous war crimes committed by Japan and thus he began to push aikido into that direction as well, intending for it to not be used for any sort of violence whatsoever.... Maybe in its early days it was probably highly effective, but the reality today is that is has absolutely lost that effectiveness due to being watered down by both it's original founder in his later years and even today by current practitioners.... You're better off rather learning actual Aikijujitsu, Hapkido, Judo, Jujitsu, Chinese Shuai Jiao wrestling or any other style of grappling and wrestling

@cyborgchicken3502

Ай бұрын

​@@eyooffiong crazy how you also make it sound as if other martial arts styles and especially other grappling styles do not have effective joint locks.... Maybe give jujitsu a try and then let me know "ineffective" it is.... Even Tai Chi has joint locks

just in my personal experience as someone who does something much different than professional fighting this shit does teach you how to take a fall

All of the Space Ice channel reviews of Seagal movies are comedic gold. Recommend checking out Steven Seagal vs Van Damme - Unbiased - Marked For Death / Hard Target

I like how the guy starts off “I heard that” and Joe instantly throws out the name and the actually story of what happened and goes into it. Awesome!

@AckzaTV

2 ай бұрын

Telepathic joe

Seagal painted on hair is just the best😂

9:22 love it when the guy says “I got 3 brothers so ball kicking happened all the time” I’ve got an older brother (4 and half years older) so yeah when fighting hitting each other in the balls happened a lot 😂 it’s just something brothers do to each other 😂😂

I get the vibe from Steven Segal that he doesn't give a F what anyone thinks. I respect that..

@FlorisDVijfde

Ай бұрын

If you have to constantly spread lies to make people believe you are a martial arts legend, you give millions of F's about what anyone thinks.

@nunyabusiness3666

Ай бұрын

@FlorisDVijfde Maybe you're right, but he sure acts good then because he seems like he doesn't care.

@FlorisDVijfde

Ай бұрын

@@nunyabusiness3666 Just part of the facade.

@OFCbigduke613

Ай бұрын

Especially when a woman says no.. RAPIST

@chrisortiz8077

Ай бұрын

​@@nunyabusiness3666really? I get the complete opposite impression. He seems like a delusional egomaniac who desperately needs people to take him seriously.

A few years ago, I was in Ashland, Oregon near where I live in Medford and I saw steven S. walking around Ashland. He was nice, had a conversation with him, took pictures with us. He was cool, had a small groupie forming around him by the time we left.

Gene Lebel had his own wrestling terratory too. He wrestled up and down California circuit. Wrestled many times in Bakersfield with all the legends.

The man of blockbuster movies,who is most loved by Space ice

The best description I've heard of Akido is if you want to engage into the philosophy of the martial arts but not the violence. Which I think is a perfect fit for some people.

@AckzaTV

2 ай бұрын

Throwing people to the ground is pretty violent

@user-hi9gd8rq6c

2 ай бұрын

@@AckzaTV when they do 90% of the work not really

@LeslieMorris

2 ай бұрын

@@AckzaTV There's no resistance and it's a controlled land. Akido more like dancing that it does fighting.

Crazy this dropped while I'm in the middle of a Steven Seagal rabbit hole!

@Dimsummmmm

2 ай бұрын

Imagine wasting your life watching his bullshit 🤣💀

@karmasutra4774

2 ай бұрын

So his name spelling is now a Mandela Effect. Do you think the spelling changed?

@johntruxal432

2 ай бұрын

3 movie rabbit hole ?

@jameshoffa7085

2 ай бұрын

No it isn't. It also dropped while I'm not in the middle of a Steven Seagal rabbit hole.

@mr.kalopsia3273

2 ай бұрын

Space ice, you’ll be entertained for hours

2:39 this guy is committed to that wrist-lock like el Lucha libre. 1000% real combat footage.

The classic rolling parry clothes line works.

Hearing Joe say “for funsies” was the center of my 2025 bingo card. 5:21

"some old music is good....but I guess some old movies are good too" Wow amazing insight Joe

@NortheastGun

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, he was stoned af when he said that, just look at his eyes, if you can.

@martinramirezmi5457

2 ай бұрын

Joe Rogain says the craziest sh*t. He seems special needs 😂

Mitch Hedberg's portrayal as Steven Segal on the Bob and Tom Show was some of his best work IMO!!!

Seagal in his prime and all 3 of you guys in your prime. Goal: self preservation. All 3 of you at the same time try to take Seagal down to the ground. All of you would fail miserably. Love your show Joe but that's the truth. Carry on like a jester.

Space Ice !

@Skravla

2 ай бұрын

You're got damn right

@arendsmith9527

2 ай бұрын

Space Ice is the best.

@jaynecobb7964

2 ай бұрын

"Mega Blockbuster Hit Movie where he showed the World..."

@stanktaint15

2 ай бұрын

Nice...

@othc44

2 ай бұрын

"Anyway" 😂

You gotta watch "Space Ice's" Steven Seagal movie reviews. He perfectly explains what Steven Segal & his ("using the term lightly") movies are truly all about. :D

@nomdeguerre8464

2 ай бұрын

I had to reread this several times until I understood you put your quotations in the wrong place(s).

@EddyRulz

2 ай бұрын

@@nomdeguerre8464 my bad. :D

0:48 - I thought 'Check Yo Self' was about to play...

I practiced akido for a time, it is very effective especially against people who try to grab you with open hands but against a closed fist is a very different scenario.

Knowing how to fight "hand to hand" with weapons involved is a precious ability. "Fix bayonets!"

@AckzaTV

2 ай бұрын

Only stupid people fight each other with bayonets

Good to see my very close friend Nick Mullen getting some recognition for his commentary on Steven Segal movies.

"I have 3 brothers, alot of ball kickin" ...ends

Aikido is the perfect martial art when your fighting multiple extras in an action film