A true Gravy Seal.

@JasonBrant

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@OLIV3R_YT

2 жыл бұрын

😅

@raymondboop4069

2 жыл бұрын

I just gave this its 31st like, and this comment deserves all the likes

@eggsbenedict2251

2 жыл бұрын

😆🤣😂

@horumgrombo6519

2 жыл бұрын

I have covid and this made me laugh so much I coughed up loads of phlegm. That phlegm is on your hands.

Steven Seagal is the only actor to hire a stunt double to walk up a flight of stairs.

@Tommyotaku666

9 ай бұрын

That destroyed me lol

@JoseMartinez-jb9hz

9 ай бұрын

It's sad how lazy he's become to live a martial arts life and be so out of shape he's the only action star I know who doesn't workout chuck Norris is 80 still working out and stalon Arnold smh

@christianthornbury6192

9 ай бұрын

@@JoseMartinez-jb9hzbut Seagal could kill them both at the same time if he wanted so why does it matter? The power of imagination 🙌

@bluedistortions

8 ай бұрын

Biden is taking notes on that one

@babbadzz

8 ай бұрын

​​​@@christianthornbury6192or sits on them

Steven Seagal has been; -Gravy Seals : Meal Team 6 operator -Federal Burger Investigation officer -ex US Green Buffet -Kentucky Fighter Chicken trainer -Creamy Ice Agency special agent -United States McDonald Corps veteran

@Cleatus546

10 ай бұрын

Damn, he's even greater than I thought he was.

@Dan-di9jd

10 ай бұрын

He’s been doing a combined 1000 years worth of training.

@Don_Dewitt

9 ай бұрын

Snack ops

@MikeBarbarossa

9 ай бұрын

" Do you eat as much as they say you do?" "Every once in a while"

@RWildekrav66

9 ай бұрын

Now this is hilarious ! All of them .

Seagal is the only person I’ve ever seen hold a rifle like it’s a bazooka

steven seagal is the kind of person who wakes his family up to tell them he is going to sleep

@pup__tv3208

Жыл бұрын

Lmfaoooo this is hilarious. Stfu Miley!

@litneyloxan

Жыл бұрын

@@pup__tv3208 Always has to be that one person that needs so much validation they make random weird named trolling accounts to achieve it

@litneyloxan

Жыл бұрын

@@pup__tv3208 it’s only comments on this channel are arguments to you also if you look, im tellin ya, that sweet internet troll nectar calls their name daily

@Lot_2023

Жыл бұрын

😂

@nonow1353

Жыл бұрын

He might have to walk up stairs for that, so unlikely. He would have a double do it.

Steven Seagal is the leader of Meal Team 6. I watched him take out a McDonald's, a Pizza Hut and a Wing Stop, all in a period of 2 hours

@JasonBrant

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@matta2738

2 жыл бұрын

He did it on the orders of Colonel Sanders

@eio1971

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣😂😂

@jayviktor6130

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@paradox5391

2 жыл бұрын

Meal Team 6 of the Gravy Seals

Snipers are meant to stay in position for long periods of time, this was the perfect role for him to play.

@Brugar18

5 ай бұрын

And he messed it up comming out with an assault rifle

From the trivia page of this movie on IMDB: "Steven Seagal had two crew members to help him during the most physical scenes, like walking or getting up of a chair. Another member of the cast carried an oxygen balloon for Seagal, for him to use after scenes in which he had to do some effort like, you know, interacting with his colleagues. Shooting had to be stopped many times whenever Seagal demanded food. Director Olen Ray said that one time, when he talked to Seagal and he didn't answered, he thought Seagal had died, because he wasn't moving and his dark sunglasses blocked his eyes. He had vomited the food and was laying still over the table, and had to be reanimated."

@bobaganoosh88

4 ай бұрын

You must have gotten the 2 disc DVD set with the special features lol

@Catman_CM

4 ай бұрын

​@@bobaganoosh88 What?

@Damen178

Ай бұрын

If that's accurate, it sounds like he's developed a serious eating disorder. I'd hope he would get help for it, but from what I hear he got so big from eating his own ego.

@humanbeing2420

Ай бұрын

This is actually true.

@humanbeing2420

Ай бұрын

IMDB trivia page: "Some of the dialogue was improvised and based on reaction the actors had at the moment. One example is when actress Charlene Amoia, who plays whats-her-name, asks Steven Seagal if he was as good as they said he was, "they" meaning the food caterers who worked on the set and had to work around the clock to provide food for Seagal. Director Olen Ray, who had the cameras on, liked the line and added it to his picture, saying "Steven, God bless his enlarged heart, answered 'every once in a while', taking it kindly, and worked well in the picture"."

I think it is an amazing archivement, to be "action star" for like 40 years and not learn anything about firearm manuals at all. Fucking genius.

@salaciousBastard

Жыл бұрын

He was Alec Baldwin's firearms instructor.

@theyoungmessiah420

10 ай бұрын

@@salaciousBastard Andddddddddddd..........................................?

@salaciousBastard

10 ай бұрын

@@theyoungmessiah420 😩 Do you really not get it?

@LuciusVKayne

9 ай бұрын

​@salaciousBastard I mean, Baldwin actually hit what he was aiming at so....

Steven Seagal is the only movie star to write fanfiction of himself.

@Mind-BlownMoments

Жыл бұрын

hello

@ramonguillem7093

Жыл бұрын

Star?

@nunosantos00

Жыл бұрын

As long as he feels like the best special force and specialist in all he wants he is ok.

@Lofirainbows

Жыл бұрын

What a perfect description

@Dead8Head

Жыл бұрын

No, that goes Richard Marcinko, my dude actually wrote fanfics about himself in the field. There's even a featured a game about him, called Rogue Warrior published by Bethesda. Funfact, it is notorious for dropping the most slurs and f-bombs, even the ending ost was a slur fest

Watching Seagal's minimalist acting technique is always fascinating. 😂 It's like watching a turtle attempt to do origami.

@arslongavitabrevis5136

8 ай бұрын

Wonderful stuff! Brilliant! 😂😂😂

@caliael3346

6 ай бұрын

He always uses a "0 effort policy" on every movie 😂😂

@TekkamanBiker

6 ай бұрын

🤣😂

imagine being a professional stuntman and the director tells u "alright, get down the stairs and then up the stairs" 😂

@rusty7984

12 күн бұрын

Sounds like easy money to me

He doesn't know how to hold a rifle while wearing a vest and no one bothered to tell him it looks ridiculous. I love it.

@oimeuchapa6995

Жыл бұрын

I think someone did, but he ignored it... And fired them

@foxboiunknown320

Жыл бұрын

They know what they were doing

@keithkaosHarv

Жыл бұрын

He wouldn’t have listened

@kristiansomogyi744

Жыл бұрын

@@oimeuchapa6995 probably beat them up too

@oimeuchapa6995

Жыл бұрын

@@kristiansomogyi744 I don't think so... I mean, you could just run 50ft away from hum

Well, a sniper can sit motionless for days. - he's been training for this!

@JasonBrant

2 жыл бұрын

🤣 Decades of training.

@X.Y.Z.07

2 жыл бұрын

But he forgot snipers often need to travels quite some distance before reaching the said sniping spot....

@moojuice369

2 жыл бұрын

Uh you mean s#it right?

@jerryvandevort2366

2 жыл бұрын

I was army reserve 93 01. In 98 or 99 a few of our guys were on a Seagal movie set in uniform just for background actors for one day. They said Seagal was an absolute full blown jerk. Lol that's my 2 cents hope yall enjoyed.

@johnhammond9962

2 жыл бұрын

nice

"Are you really as good as they all say you are?" Seagull: "Awoontsawol..."

the electronic ear-protection they are wearing in the beginning are actually super awesome, they block out any noise over a adjustable decibel range (like gunshots/explosions) while making it actually easier to hear voices and from further away (also adjustable) for usually under $100. -former range officer

I cannot stress how painful it is to see this man hold a gun. It's literal PAIN.

@lnsflare1

Жыл бұрын

What, you mean you're *not* supposed to daintily pick it up by the bottom of the stocks and try not to touch it to any other point of your body while firing it?

@JDascrambler

Жыл бұрын

Smh wuss. You think you know pain? These guys made it through multiple Seagal films. You’re complaining about a bullet to the shoulder to men that have survived point blank frags.

@CasualKaiju

Жыл бұрын

@@JDascrambler LMAO damn, you right.

@lightingthief4482

Жыл бұрын

If any of my superiors see me pick up a gun like that, I will never hear the end of it

@flightofthebumblebee9529

Жыл бұрын

It's almost like he doesn't want to look weak by using his shoulder to help aim. Lmfao

Steven has been in every single direct to dvd movie since 2010, and still hasn't taken more than 4-5 steps on film. Legend.

@arashkhoshghadamnia376

Жыл бұрын

Direct To Trashcan movies.

@ostrich67

Жыл бұрын

He owns the production company.

@thomashassall96

Жыл бұрын

@@ostrich67 All a money laundering scheme for Russians clearly. He's so bad in every way man it's hard to believe 😂

@michaelslaughter6557

Жыл бұрын

Wasn't he in Austin Powers as Fat Bastard?

@rawbebaba

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelslaughter6557 no you can tell that wasn't him because he was walking and not just sitting down the whole time.

My dab has no idea how hard Steven has fallen and still regards him as a seriously good actor and legit martial artist. Fucking hilarious.

@Takaichi666-

Жыл бұрын

Show Him current Steven segeal

I find hilarious the idea that MANY of the casted actors worked throughout a whole movie production only to the discover at the premiere that it was always a Seagal movie

Love how his sniper has a classic Hollywood "silencer" sound while not even having a suppressor on his rifle.

@letsdothis9063

Жыл бұрын

Yeah. It was a freaking muzzle brake. That would have made it louder (at least to the shooter and teammate.

@Fenrisdog999

Жыл бұрын

@@letsdothis9063 they do the same shit in john wick and that movie gets its balls fondled by gun nuts

@tentardigrades968

Жыл бұрын

@@Fenrisdog999 When do they do that?

@parkmojo6168

Жыл бұрын

@@tentardigrades968 yeah right, when did they do that? it was loud when John shot the friend of Vigo's son.

@5150usmc

Жыл бұрын

That's because Seagal is so bad ass that any weapon he fires automatically matches his speaking voice. It's not actually the Hollywood "silencer" sound, it's the gun mimicking his lines. The fact that he doesn't win an Oscar every year is an absolute travesty.

Seagal is literally trapped in the tough guy action hero genre professionally and mentally. He hasn't progressed or branched out in 30 years. Glad he's become a meme

@wimvanderstraeten6521

2 жыл бұрын

I could say he's a "walking" meme, but that wouldn't be true.

@stoneskinreb

2 жыл бұрын

I'd say his gut has at least progressed and branched out, he's definitely weighing more than 320 lbs though, probably close to 400.

@owie4070

2 жыл бұрын

@@stoneskinreb You know it's bad when he needs a stunt double just for walking.

@PorkFistedViking

2 жыл бұрын

@@wimvanderstraeten6521 a waddling meme

@Lobos222

2 жыл бұрын

Steven Seagal: "I pooped my pants once..., or twice."

I can't get over steven holding the rifle like a RPG. He practically puts the stock onto his shoulder

The headphones they wear are active hearing protection, meaning they have microphones built so that you lose no situational awareness, and can even boost your hearing, but they block out sounds above 85db so that you dont go deaf from gunshots. Alongside this, some models have a boom mic and can be connectes to up to two different radios depending on the model for both squad comms and command comms.They're very common in special forces units and some militaries.

@astartesfanboy5294

9 ай бұрын

Pretty sure for the US army and USMC they’re adopting Peltors (or equivalent from a different company) as standard issue rather then just for special forces.

I feel SO sorry for Dale Dye. He's a decorated Marine Corps veteran. He served for 20 years, and, then went on to be a technical advisor on some of the best war movies ever made. He played Col. Sink in "Band of Brothers", for christ's sake, now, he's reduced to this drek.

@ExUSSailor

2 жыл бұрын

He was in "Platoon", "Born On The Fourth Of July", "Casualties of War", among A LOT of others. He's even been in Seagal movies before, appearing in, "Under Siege", and, "Under Siege 2".

@chilldragon4752

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe he took pity on Seagal and was like "screw it.. I'm bored anyway let's get this thing over with so Steven will stop calling me"

@LuisPintoTheFirst

2 жыл бұрын

Earning a coin

@theengine8

2 жыл бұрын

Yea he’s a legend. He deserves better than this crap.

@das81

2 жыл бұрын

He was also in the first Mission Impossible movie and in The first Medal Of Honour for the psx. He was in Sins of War too.

"Steven Seagal is the most authentic, hardworking, and charismatic actor in the world whose name instills fear and respect in the hearts of the toughest men in the world." - Steven Seagal

@johnromero7492

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@marksudayon8300

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@qwertyqwertysson9736

Жыл бұрын

Hi steve😂

@rwalex01

Жыл бұрын

Steven Seagal likes this comment

@HowToChangeName

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like what Space Ice used for his opening when reviewing Seagal movie

3:54 Seagal stands up--for anyone keeping score 👌👌 12:10 Primary School Backpack 12:58 13:01 Step Double Such painful viewing, that the best action sequences occur, compliments of Brian: 14:07 See No Evil 14:09 19:19 Knuckle-Crackin' Action 14:12 The Belchinator 19:13 Face wipe incoming 22:00 Face slap-with-a-face-wipe-chaser: 💩confirmed 26:08 Face Wipe Outro 14:17 Wardrobe needs a better velcro fix for that ball cap flag emblem 🚩 21:46 Come for the stupidity, stay for The Waddle

I love how his stunt double looks 80 pounds lighter than him lmao

@russellhamner4898

2 жыл бұрын

I just love the fact that they had to use a stunt double to walk up stairs. Like, Stevie Seagull's laziness and risk of heart attack at even the slightest physical exertion made this a good call on the part of the producers. In fact, SteSeag probably insisted on it, but sold it not as "I'm too lazy to walk up stairs" but rather that he has some mysterious, unmentioned before that point heart condition that only badasses suffer from that could kill him if his heart rate goes up. What a joke that guy is! A living meme.

@JasonBrant

2 жыл бұрын

Perfect casting for the double. I wasn't able to identify the double at all. Totally fooled me. Yup.

@revan7383

2 жыл бұрын

@@JasonBrant I mean we all know they casted a guy Seagal's size but he insisted that they get someone smaller

@BamaChad-W4CHD

2 жыл бұрын

But where was his guts stunt double? Guts like that matter

@BubbafromSapperton

2 жыл бұрын

I'll bet Steven leaves a trail of plugged toilets everywhere he "goes"... 💩

Just imagine, years of acting training and you get offered a supporting role in a seagal film!

@rossicourvosi218

2 жыл бұрын

Then your career is in a very very bad place and you need to reconsider your options

@MinscFromBaldursGate92

2 жыл бұрын

That's rough buddy.

@DavidThomas-fb8bq

2 жыл бұрын

Segal got a supporting role, supporting the weight.

@ianduarte1992

2 жыл бұрын

Fuck no, im going back to cleaning porta potties, this is too much for me.

@user-vz9ft9wm8s

2 жыл бұрын

Id rather be that robot that gets Rick his butter

The way he holds his gun and aims is hilarious. It's like a live action version of Goldeneye or Nightfire where you aim the gun but don't move your body.

I love how in the first scene his rifle makes barely any noise at all when he shoots even though he has no suppressor

@wulfheort8021

5 ай бұрын

And even with a suppressor it would be very loud.

I thought I was fat, but Steven Seagal restored my self esteem. Thank you Steven!

@JasonBrant

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@philow7574

2 жыл бұрын

Also I'm not a defector of the Greatest Country on Earth. He sold his sole to the devil and the devil gave it to Mel Gibson, who traded it to Mickey Rouke, then Harvey Wienstein who traded it to the Island Boys.

@Artis_Lapsley

2 жыл бұрын

@@philow7574 The *island boys* juss'a island boy.. tryna ta make it..... Juss'a island boy...🤦🏾‍♂️😆. Good 1 🏆

@Thelastdan

2 жыл бұрын

Both can be true

@bravo6959

2 жыл бұрын

@@philow7574 what

Steven Seagull is the only actor who's movie reviews are more fun than the movies themselves

@arslongavitabrevis5136

8 ай бұрын

Don't call him an actor. He is unable to act. There are bad actors and then there is Steven "Slob" Seagal. 😂😂😂

@Baldwin-iv445

5 ай бұрын

I think you mean, Steven "Jupiter" Seagal.

“Steven Seagal is one of the best actors of the last 50 years and is the image of a true badass.” - Steven Seagal

We had those ear protection when I was still in the military… They have a sensor in them that shuts down noise at a certain decibel level but allows you to still hear clearly… And if you turn the volume up it does amplify exterior noises. I’m pretty sure that it was an accident that they stumbled upon actual gear that is used

Props to the first insurgent who was able to hold onto his flask even as a 7.62mm went through it.

@andwill1509

Жыл бұрын

I was wondering why the guy would have a booze flask.... but ok it's Steve's movie.

@grumbazor

Жыл бұрын

@@andwill1509 Its special halal booze

@qamzatmedvedov

Жыл бұрын

@@grumbazor alcohol free 😂

@lastsinner1738

Жыл бұрын

Yeah because it would have flown out his hand lol.

@julianstrauss3843

Жыл бұрын

@@andwill1509 apple juice flask ofc xD

"Kukido" is the martial art that enables you to avoid getting struck by an assailant, while discreetly checking his pockets for cookie dough.

@byronshepherd8415

Жыл бұрын

you win

@alexanderk7776

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂omg

@mahalalel7771

Жыл бұрын

People must read the comments....best yet!

@JJSOFLO

Жыл бұрын

Lmfao nice one

@novemberalpha6023

Жыл бұрын

Ration for Meal Team 6

The old guy is actually in great movies from back in the day. He also served in the Marines for decades before being in great movies like Platoon, Born on the Fourth of July, Under Siege, JFK, Natural Born Killers, Mission Impossible, Starship Troopers, Outbreak, Under Siege 2: Dark Territory and more.

@lukewright9031

3 ай бұрын

*Fun Fact:* His name is Dale Dye and he's not only been in those movies but is also a Military Technical Advisor on many others. Unfortunately not even he could make Sifu look awesome in this one. That's Probably why we don't see much of him 😂

@haroldbell213

2 ай бұрын

OOOH He is a man of extra un ordinary magnitude

I have never seen a more perfect personification of "Meal Team Six" in my life. The sight of this man in army gear, swinging a rifle around with those sunglasses on is just too funny.

12:50 “I can’t find the MRE’s.” “Seagal ate them. Goddammit.”

@Mattastrophic1

2 жыл бұрын

MRS's, Meals Ready for Seagal

@JasonBrant

2 жыл бұрын

🤣 🤣

@edwarddesoignie1194

2 жыл бұрын

He’s upstairs crapping them out as we speak.

@bryanotero123

2 жыл бұрын

@@JasonBrant 3:00 am and laughing like a maniac of fuck. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Steven Seagal is the greatest actor ever. I mean he's in character 24/7.

@zinnahsayarmahmud

11 ай бұрын

He is a method actor by birth

@octaviovaladaoferreirinhad2689

8 ай бұрын

Legend has it that he is actually a nice, decent, easy going, humble and respectful person, but he has been in character since the mid 1970's.

They do make ear protection that lower loud sounds and increase quiet sounds. It's meant so that your shooting doesn't blow out your ears but you can hear movement etc. Also can be used for comms.

I knew a guy in the army many years ago. He tried to swap hands with his rifle like Mr. Seagull did at the beginning… Cocking handle shot back and smashed his two front teeth out. 👏

Steven seagal seems like the type of person to host an award show and nominate himself for every award

@garybell4207

Жыл бұрын

These guys are making fun of a commanding officer and his age. They make no sense the man did a good job acting the part and didn't make a fool out of himself like they seem to be doing at times. These are supposed to be grown men acting like teenagers.

@Juserni

Жыл бұрын

​@@garybell4207 you.... you have to be joking

@jacobortiz1569

Жыл бұрын

Nominate himself for every award and still lose lol

@jessenoneofyobussines7560

9 ай бұрын

​@@garybell4207 100% your Steven Seagal, also he did kinda do that shit when he hosted snl. Everyone as host normally makes fun of themselves. Steven wouldn't shut up about how tuff he is amd straight up staged a fight. So dumb

@Nic-ye2yz

5 ай бұрын

@@garybell4207 Hey Steven how's it going

Love the fact the poor stunt double had to carry the wounded man up the stairs just to give Segal a reason to not leave the room.

@JasonBrant

2 жыл бұрын

That stunt double put in some work on that scene.

@misterpink8099

2 жыл бұрын

@@JasonBrant Yeah... true... but let's be real, it was probably some small woman stunt worker so it was no worse than bringing in the groceries

@jfk_was_afk9597

2 жыл бұрын

@@misterpink8099 what

@dralel1381

2 жыл бұрын

@@jfk_was_afk9597 I going to echo you. What?

Steven Seagal is not even willing to stay in shape for his movies, why would I be willing to pay to watch his movies?

Thanks guys, I enjoyed that thoroughly!!

The soldiers in the film suffered PTSD not from the war, but because of Steven Seagal

@JasonBrant

2 жыл бұрын

You aren't lying.

@swaptrickgaming

2 жыл бұрын

Post Traumatic Seagal Disorder

@oneworldaway9187

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@Nico42048

2 жыл бұрын

You just know they all wanted to scream at him for so many reasons

@stevenmillan9220

2 жыл бұрын

:D :D

The old guy is actually still alive. Not only that but he's a decorated combat vet (Captain in Marines with bunch of awards). His name is Dale Dye and he's 77, so just 7 years older than Seagal. He looks way older because despite his name he doesn't dye his hair.

@ChevTecGroup

2 жыл бұрын

Still 17yrs over the forced retirement age

@Abensberg

2 жыл бұрын

and i cant believe, after he got so many good roles, he took part in a movie like this... what a downgrade :D

@travisrolison9646

2 жыл бұрын

@@Abensberg it happens . Aldo ray was an actor(1950s-60s) and former navy frogman ,who’s career went down and he did shitty movies to pay hospital bills including background parts in porn films. Maybe same kinda thing happened to dye

@Pressplay267

2 жыл бұрын

He was in saving private Ryan

@mattkaustickomments

2 жыл бұрын

Dale Dye has been a technical advisor on at least a few Vietnam War movies. And has appeared in them too.

This guy never ceases to amaze me with the ever changing virtual myriad of intricate roles he takes on to make these movies every bit as good as they are! I mean just the shape he gets in to sit in a chair with all that gear on the entire movie, while masterfully building the tension in his colon just blows my undisciplined mind! His dedication to the craft is nothing short of awe inspiring.

20:33 He's shooting it like it's full auto but... He's like, flicking the trigger as if it's semi-auto

Credit where its due. First time a stunt double is used to walk or climb the stairs. This an historical moment. Hats off to Sifu Seagal.

@TheWolfsnack

2 жыл бұрын

I eagerly await next year's Seagal movie which co stars his armored disability scooter....

@ktheterkuceder6825

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheWolfsnack or his getting of a chair stunt double.

@mikerosoft1009

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine being hired as a stunt double and you ask what stunts you'll be performing. You're excited that you can add more to your resume. And then you find out....

@Jeudaos

2 жыл бұрын

He's a master at finding new and creative ways of using stunt doubles... That's not beating their ass in a fight scene.

@jayklink851

2 жыл бұрын

"Shi-shi shaaww!"-Dale Gribble, aka Rusty Shackelford.

When a colonel as old as a tree has more effort and energy in acting than Steven Seagal.

@JoseMartinez-jb9hz

9 ай бұрын

Dude is like 90years old in the military smh 🙄

Love how the stunt double is also clearly like, a physically fit man with slightly thick sleeves on because Steven doesn't want to admit he's a walrus but they also had to realize they couldn't just let that guy go on set without even a little padding.

Its always great to Re-Re watch these gems.. Sifu never disappoints.😂

Steven Seagal holding the Assault Rifle like a Bazooka has to be the funniest shit ever.

Steven Seagal is a meme without even trying, like everything else he does.

@cujoedaman

Жыл бұрын

Will Sasso meme'd Seagal on MadTV long before memes were a thing :D

I love how the minimum requirement to be in this hyper elite "Special" Forces unit is to be at least 56.

@JasonBrant

2 жыл бұрын

🤣 That as the ONLY requirement, I think.

@ajax3070

2 жыл бұрын

And clinically obese!!

@brianwright9514

2 жыл бұрын

The minimum requirement is a exception for the minimum retirement age. 😂

@escapedfromnewyork

2 жыл бұрын

As a 57 year old, I’m going to ask, what the f*** is your problem with older men?

@chipchippahson

2 жыл бұрын

@@escapedfromnewyork Lol.

"I cant find the MREs." "Oh, Seagal ate them" 😂😂😂

Seagal's dream role is one where he plays someone on a wheelchair but still kicks ass against full bodied criminals.

The Colonel is portrayed by Dale Dye, who is a certified badass combat vet. He made Captain before "retiring" from the Marines and continued to serve as a correspondant in multiple wars afterwards. His company Warrior Inc. was founded to work with Hollywood films to ensure athenticity for portrayals of combat, though as you can see Segal would hear none of it for this film.

@alejandrocasalegno1657

Жыл бұрын

I see him in "Platoon" from Oliver Stone......

@WikedEvo

Жыл бұрын

How do they not know Dale freaking Dye. It's sad to see him ridiculed like that. It is funny though they constantly call Segal a fat ass while the dude rests his arm on his gut 😆

@iNukedNewVegas

Жыл бұрын

He’s also plays in Band of Brothers as the Colonel

@beardofdoom8174

Жыл бұрын

@@WikedEvo This, completely. Dale Dye is a legend, and Seagal would be lucky to be a quarter as good of a combatant as Dye was. I believe he has since passed, but he was the genuine article. He’s also in PLATOON, amongst a lot of other things.

@haroutdemirjian8831

Жыл бұрын

I’m not huge into movies so I did not know about Mr. Dye but as fellow Marine it does annoy me that these guys are making fun of him due to his age and looking him up he served in the same unit I was at 2nd BLT 1st Marines.

Seeing Seagal in an urban combat setting, pretty obvious the only room he's ever cleared is a buffet.

@JasonBrant

2 жыл бұрын

🤣 🤣 Damn.

@renangeek47

2 жыл бұрын

Savage

@wh8787

2 жыл бұрын

The comments on this video are amazing.

@tomstamford6837

2 жыл бұрын

As part of Meal Team 6 no doubt.

@wh8787

2 жыл бұрын

@@tomstamford6837 😆😆

I’m 95 percent sure the old dude was a colonel in saving private Ryan 😂😂😂

Hey Steven Seagal's a badass. He can shoot an unsuppressed sniper rifle and not make any sound.

I have a little theory about this movie -nobody in this movie knew they were in a Seagal movie under the production, it was not until later in the editing they decided to put Seagal in it.

@JasonBrant

2 жыл бұрын

We said the same thing, but I didn't put it in the final cut. He only appears with the other actors in the last 2 minutes.

@mmkay6638

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah its a movie about how seagal is homeless in the middle east

@tommyjohnson1066

2 жыл бұрын

They green screened Segal in

@rayromero815

2 жыл бұрын

@@tommyjohnson1066 that's a big ass screen!

Show Lt. Col. some damn respect. He's as American as it gets. He sailed here on the Mayflower; fought beside Andrew Jackson in the War of 1812, and stormed the beaches of Normandy. All this as the swansong to his illustrious career in the Roman 5th Legion.

@ID-8491

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't the guy who plays him a former soldier? Same guy who played an officer in Platoon and few other movies.

@djjilisb

2 жыл бұрын

@@ID-8491 He played Colonel Sink in the Band of Brothers series.

@ID-8491

2 жыл бұрын

@@djjilisb He was also the guy who organised the boot camp for actors playing in Band of Brothers.

@lazyafrandomnumbers

2 жыл бұрын

I hope hes gonna be the first man on mars too at this point

@Psyrus88

2 жыл бұрын

@@lazyafrandomnumbers He'll probably be the test pilot for the first warp-capable spacecraft.

Steven Seagal is a legend in his own mind.

That's awesome. He actually played colonel sink in band of brothers. It great to see he's still in movies

The old Colonel is Dale Dye. He is a decorated Marine veteran from Vietnam. He was what is considered a "Mustang" in the Marine Corp. He climbed the ranks of the enlistment to Master Sergeant and then was appointed to be a warrant officer. When he retired in 1984 he was a Captian. Mustang officers are the most respected of Officer is the Marine Corp. They chewed the same ground as the normal grunts. He is a Bronze Star winner with Valor. He definitely is old at 78 to play this part, but he has earned that. He has been in a ton of Military movies. His goal when he joined Hollywood was to make war movies more realistic. One of his first films, I think it was his first was Platoon. He also worked in Saving Private Ryan and Band of Brothers, amongst several others. He has definitely helped some films become very realistic. Unfortunately, nothing he can do for this movie. I am sure no one listened to him and he was there for the check. Not a bad plan at 78.

@ShoutsWillEcho1

Жыл бұрын

Hey thx for the background info, that was interesting to know

@thatindiandude4602

Жыл бұрын

Good stuff dude :)

@alphavader951

Жыл бұрын

That's cool. He probably thought "wtf is this shit" when he was hired

@chrisbuttonshaw2088

Жыл бұрын

they are right that he should be higher rank than COLONEL at his age.... I get he likely wouldn't want a title he never received in real-life, but still

@jasonconrad7664

Жыл бұрын

​@Chris Buttonshaw he wasn't even a colonal, he was a captain. And yes, he's far too old to be a colonel, but the 4 people who watch this movie aren't likely to mind.

I love how he uses his gut to rest his weapons on…tactical flab.

@GinoCambria

2 жыл бұрын

It's a tactical gut

@sakurarayne

2 жыл бұрын

☠️☠️

@travinoallen1541

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@gordondutch1277

2 жыл бұрын

😀😀😂😂😛

@brianfischer5609

2 жыл бұрын

I believe the technical term is "tactical shelf".

I don't know enough about guns to know the right way to hold them, but I do know enough to tell he's doing it wrong 😂😂😂😂😂

This is why he hasn’t been in any Expendables movies, everyone grew and got better. He just grew.

@acries3148

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@retrodemos9062

2 жыл бұрын

Admit it we would want to see Steven Seagal in an Expendables movie where he would be casted as the C-47 plane.

@dwaneanderson8039

2 жыл бұрын

He would have been perfect in an Expendables movie... as the villain.

@MrVanative

2 жыл бұрын

He could be in the Expandibles!

@alilarhdiri9666

2 жыл бұрын

@@dwaneanderson8039 Not really

Dale Dye was in fact a Marine in Vietnam from 1965-1970, earning a Bronze Star and 3 Purple Hearts in 31 major combat operations if you believe his bio. He was born in 1944, so in 2016 when this movie was released he was ~72, and he is still alive today at ~78.

@korawitbuttramee618

Жыл бұрын

As someone pointed out, he's only 7 years older than Seagal, but unlike Seagal, Captain Dye ironically doesn't dye his hair

@davidgrunewald7194

Жыл бұрын

he is still younger than Queen Elizabeth, who can still fire fire a mean AK-47, SO?........

@korawitbuttramee618

Жыл бұрын

@@davidgrunewald7194 Irrelevant. The Queen is immortal. We all know she is going to outlive all her idiotic children and probably still in business in the 22nd Century. Seriously, the Queen is probably way healthier than Seagal despite being older. Have you seen him speak? Motherfucker is out of his breath even before he finish a goddamn sentence.

@Xander_P.G.K

Жыл бұрын

@@davidgrunewald7194 Wait. Queen Elizabeth the 2nd can (and has recently) shot an AK-47??

@Cruisey

Жыл бұрын

@@Xander_P.G.K Jokes exist, mate.

I just came across this channel and it’s every thing to me. Holy god this is gold

That "old guy" is Captain, Dail Dye He's a Vietnam vet show some f****** respect.

The "old guy's" name is Dale Dye. He's 77 years old and still alive. He's a decorated Marine veteran of Vietnam and often serves as technical advisor on tons of films many of which he's offered acting roles. Oliver Stone uses him all the time. He was in Platoon, Born on the 4th of July and Heaven and Earth as well as Outbreak, Casualties of War, Saving Private Ryan, and arguably Steven Segal's best film, Under Siege.

@JasonBrant

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the info.

@night_speed

2 жыл бұрын

@@JasonBrant no prob. It's nice to finally put some of my useless knowledge to good use.

@King_Flippy_Nips

2 жыл бұрын

Danny Trejo is the same age and looks 20 years younger and can still move well.

@supertruckertom

2 жыл бұрын

@@King_Flippy_Nips and he probably has actually killed people but never talks about it.

@SuperDirk1965

2 жыл бұрын

@@King_Flippy_Nips The whole point was that they probably needed someone who moved worse than Seagal in this movie.

I firmly believe this movie is a visual representation of how Steven actually views himself in the context of real life. To be clear when I was in infantry school at Ft.Benning in 2004 my battle buddy was this great guy named Chauncey Jinx. While he would go on to become one of my closet friends, his lack of overall common sense and intellect was substantial enough that he stood out, in a company of 100+ guys who picked an MOS in the Army that generally attracts those types of people as you can choose the 11B MOS with a measily ASVAB score of 35. For some contrast I’m confident my cat would score a 45. Anyway, good ol Jinx, who at one point I had to explain the many reasons why we, as infantrymen were guaranteed to deploy which came as genuine shock to him, is millions of times more deadly of a combatant than Segal on his best day living in his fantasy world .

@JasonBrant

2 жыл бұрын

Seagal has zero self-awareness. It's kind of impressive, actually.

@Greyghostvol1

2 жыл бұрын

@@JasonBrant You guys are mistaken. He has negative self-awareness. How else could he think so highly of himself?

@nurse425

2 жыл бұрын

Skynet is MORE self aware than Seagal!

@stevekay1370

2 жыл бұрын

These are the most hysterically accurate comments I've read ina while. Touche gents. Also I was a grunt Marine and fully understand and agree with what's said here. I grew up loving seagal movies, now I just wonder wtf has happened.

@josephfranzen5626

2 жыл бұрын

I also love how instead of securing the structure he’s in with his wounded teammate, taking the initiative and developing a feasible route of egress he just plops down and has a good ol heart to heart like they’re not in the middle of a hostile AO with no friendly support units. I’m sure Dale Dye had plenty of input but was shut down by “master marksman CIA SAD Operator trainer” Sansei Sugartits Segal.

Glad U found it - now it's our fav comedy to watch between the operations.

The switch while shooting from the left hand to the right had is legendary it is the one he invented for the agency and now is followed by spec ops around the world.

I threw my phone down laughing when he said "The vest covers like a quarter of his back" 😂😂😂

@imrulhaque

Жыл бұрын

I didn’t even notice he had a vest on until they said so 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@cornlips7247

Жыл бұрын

In defense of ballistic vests they are not supposed to cover your lower back or abdomen.

@dindin203

Жыл бұрын

@@cornlips7247 u cant front dat shit look small af on him🤣🤣

@marcosbatista1029

Жыл бұрын

yeah its like a whale using a small vest

@RyAnAiTcH92

Жыл бұрын

Why throw your phone? No need r u a child lol.

Honestly the stunt man did a great impersonating Seagal's waddle up those stairs. They did a real good job of convincing me that they were a much fatter man.

@bogusmogus9551

Жыл бұрын

Especially like where the stuntman hid his face from the camera with the bag as he turned to walk up the opposite flight of stairs 🤣

@Section8dc

Жыл бұрын

Lololol

@hutchmusician

Жыл бұрын

Dammit, now my cat is covered in tea.

@ufsteropolstero6014

Жыл бұрын

He was carrying an extra 200 lbs so that pretty much evens him out with Seagal.

@Lights480

Жыл бұрын

@@bogusmogus9551 🤣

This is my first time viewing the channel and I’m very entertained and love your commentary very relaxed and has avoid balance of video and you guys talking I love it you just got a new subscriber

Steven in this movie looks like a guy who would show up for an airsoft match once and never show up again

The best part of this is the stunt double trying to cover his face when going down stairs. That's some Ed Wood quality right there.

@samo2010magik

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@alibarznji2000

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

I get the impression that every time Seagal mumbles something, the director and cast kinda just shrug at each other and go with it

@JasonBrant

2 жыл бұрын

Seagal produced this, so I'm guessing whatever he says goes.

@tomstamford6837

2 жыл бұрын

The Marlon Brando school of acting - get obese, barely be able to move and mutter incoherently. The Horror... The Horror...

@djimma5080

2 жыл бұрын

I think they just do one take for all scenes too

@tomstamford6837

2 жыл бұрын

@@JasonBrant Well... yeah... but I'm guessing no one understood that either... (I would add a ROFTL laughing emoji here if I could).

@Artis_Lapsley

2 жыл бұрын

😆🏆

It’s funny asf how he is wearing the sunglasses for the whole movie

The only appropriate time to watch Steven Seagal movies are 2AM saturday night after a long night out

Love how the first sniper rifle has the standard Hollywood silencer sound to it, and the gun isn't even suppressed 🤦‍♂️😂

@manuelluna6454

2 жыл бұрын

"Pew"

@donewithmodernlife

2 жыл бұрын

Noticed that too. His weapon handling is absolutely absurd as well. Dude is just phoning it in & has been for a very long time.

@iancatt5915

2 жыл бұрын

Hes that good... sometimes

@dmichael7144

2 жыл бұрын

I noticed that too. It’s a bit of a pet peeve of mine in movies when suppressed weapons make little to no sound. Suppressed firearms are still pretty loud!

@MrShiftey13

2 жыл бұрын

No recoil also, lol

The old guy (Dale Dye) actually served in the Marine Corps during the Vietnam War. Had scenes in Saving Private Ryan, Platoon, Under Siege, Mission: Impossible amongst others. Has served as a technical advisor on many films he's appeared in. To ensure war was portrayed accurately. Its a shame cuz I'm sure he ignored realism in this movie for the paycheck.

@jimbob465

Жыл бұрын

Dude wanted to leave something behind for his great grandchildren. I don't blame him

@uthopia27

9 ай бұрын

I don't think so i thinks it's more like he's idea got ignored by seagel here so there's nothings he can do but collect the paycheck and did the contract

This was non-stop laughter. Every scene with Seagal was comedy gold.

Haven't laughed so much in a long time. Going up and down the stairs bit killed me😂

He wants to be a badass so hard, it's not even cringe anymore, it's just hilarious.

@j.jonahjameson1281

Жыл бұрын

This will be written on his grave lol

@gilbertotoledo1421

Жыл бұрын

I almost feel bad for him. He really really really wants to be remembered up there with Chuck Norris, Jean Claude Van Damme or Stallone. But he's way past his prime and his movies just kept getting worse and worse. It's sad really.

@DrArku

Жыл бұрын

@@gilbertotoledo1421 The funny thing is, he would've been remembered as one of the Hollywood tough guys, if he wouldn't have gone the desperate way to stay up there. Tragic, really.

@therealistintheboot8822

Жыл бұрын

@Nicky Bobby He literally makes zero money in the west. All his movies since 1999 have been money laundering schemes by some eastern European country, most likely Russia.

@walmorcarvalho2512

Жыл бұрын

He wants to be a badass so hard, yet he doesn't want to make the smallest ounce of effort. Literally! Seagal's probably a grade II obese, he needs doubles for almost everything that doesn't involve sitting and talking in a shitty accent, and still need someone to overdub his lines bc he can't be even be bothered to learn them. Say what you will about JCVD, but at least he puts in the effort and actually tried to deliver entertaining action flics.

Being a stunt double for Seagal must in itself be a meme in the industry lol

I've watched this Ep. like 20 times now over the year the movie the jokes you pop I get a kick out of it every time I see it.

He just moves so fast your brain can't comprehend it.

Steven Seagal has literally become Will Sasso's version of Steven Seagal. The circle is complete.

@josephreilly6328

2 жыл бұрын

Will can take from here

@EZ-D-FIANT

2 жыл бұрын

They had to get the idea for inception somewhere! S-Seagal is the perfect balance of confusion and crazy......

@LoneWolf81684

2 жыл бұрын

@@EZ-D-FIANT And yet.....I can't look away!

@EZ-D-FIANT

2 жыл бұрын

@@LoneWolf81684 I can relate.....😏

@jewmoneyatgmail

2 жыл бұрын

So true

Steven Seagal is the most disciplined person I have seen......he never missed a meal in his life!!!!!!

@aaronsmith4940

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget secondzis

@andre5468

2 жыл бұрын

Meal Team Six

@OMP25

2 жыл бұрын

Someday he will replace Michelin man. :)

@boxingfanboy4111

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine if seagal would say that on his younger days he was a stuntman that use to do the running scenes 🤣

The old guy is Dale Dye who is a decorated marine vet and is a technical advisor for many many movies and shows such as band of brothers. He would personally be responsible for many movies being less shit with his advice. His a man that should be respected which is why is such a shame seeing him involved with a seagal movie

Even though suppressors are not as quiet as movies make them out to be… 1:56 silenced shot (flask) 2:07 silenced headshot 2:16 rifle with no suppressor 🤨 😂

Steven Seagal has single handedly turned “fat” into a verb

@c.r.chandler5905

2 жыл бұрын

This is the comment of the year. Lmao, epic........

@JasonBrant

2 жыл бұрын

🤣 🤣 Love it.

@Skilful_basics8

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@ksavage681

2 жыл бұрын

He's phat.

@RobHel

2 жыл бұрын

He's not fat. He's tactically wide...