Want to make your own Geologic Time Scale string experiment? Here's some measurements to get you started: bit.ly/DeepTimeString What other events would you add from Earth's history?

@brijeshsingh8460

5 жыл бұрын

Liked your own comment

@TheOrganicartist

5 жыл бұрын

..and this is just the history of Earth.. deep time is huge. It took forever for stars to form and die and form new systems etc etc (I don't think i have enough yarn for this)

@micachupepperoni7368

5 жыл бұрын

My Dad thought me the same thing Kind of, Maybe!!!!!!

@notsure6187

5 жыл бұрын

IDK why, but using distance to represent time just throws me off. I guess I'm just so used to doing the math in my head. this only helps me imagine large distances.

@evanbookout

5 жыл бұрын

Sorry but how did you get to Zilker Park on a day where it wasn’t absolutely crowded?

The whole Cleopatra / Taco Bell thing, followed by the T-Rex / Stego thing, pretty much broke me. Good job.

@spinyslasher6586

4 жыл бұрын

Well Cleopatra even isn't even a pure Egyptian to speak of. She's of Greek heritage, so she's not all that closely related to the original Nile river valley residents.

@IceSpoon

4 жыл бұрын

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake's marriage is closer to the Fall of the Soviet Union than us in the present day.

@parthasarathyvenkatadri

4 жыл бұрын

@DINEI NUNES well alternate universes are real...

@ryanjones9498

4 жыл бұрын

All that for people to get hooked on heroin and live under a bridge

@philo3838

4 жыл бұрын

Trex?

Man, I really wish I could just spectate the earth and rewind as much time as I wanted to see how it was at any time I wanted. It would be so fascinating and exciting.

@ataraxia7439

2 жыл бұрын

What’s your icon pic?

@darkerknight7010

2 жыл бұрын

You would likely see that none of this stuff is true.

@pineapplepenumbra

2 жыл бұрын

@@darkerknight7010 Some of it would be, but history, as they say, is written by the winners.

@TreyAnderson528

2 жыл бұрын

travel out of your body and see for yourself :)

@logand9655

2 жыл бұрын

History's timelines are mostly estimations and are most likely entirely made up. We know nothing but what can be accurately be verified by multiple unbiased witnesses. Except in the history of the Earth we have none. The written historical record of today will be entirely unlike what many people see as "their history" in 200 years. Except now its written by mainstream liberal media and educators. You have to also take into account that history is likely only one half of a population's viewpoint. Nobody will be able to see even a losing viewpoint because of censorship and destruction.

Sooo, to Cleopatra the Pyramids were ancient history?!

@noxaj6507

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty much.

@user-ff1fv6ub7c

2 жыл бұрын

No…how could this

@AlbertM170

2 жыл бұрын

Not just that. To Cleopatra, Tutankhamun was ancient history. To Tutankhamun, the Pyramids were ancient history.

@wilbur8D

2 жыл бұрын

@@AlbertM170 A-what?

@MissSpaz

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, if you think of Cleopatra as ancient history, then yes. I think of the Pyramids more as slightly pre-history. I would imagine Cleopatra would've thought so aswell, although she may have had a better idea of how they were made, how they looked, an how ancient Egypt looked in it's prime. Personally, it's hard for me to think of Cleopatra as ancient history. Just history.

My perspective of time has completely changed since being diagnosed with cancer this year. It’s been completely cured now, but if I was born 50 years ago I wouldn’t have lived past 18 years old. Such a small difference in time in the scale of things.

@AbboyeLawrence

2 жыл бұрын

Glad to read you beat it!

@ruthmckay9086

24 күн бұрын

Hope you're still alive and kicking!

What I take from this is that I just barely missed my chance at dating Cleopatra

@fahrinurlaub01vg

4 жыл бұрын

You might be better off for it, considering the fate of the men she dated and married...

@fredriksvard2603

4 жыл бұрын

She wasnt hot, it turns out

@Chris-hp9be

3 жыл бұрын

She only dates Roman generals

@tigerjonn

3 жыл бұрын

@@Chris-hp9be Psh, hold my gladius.

@jeffreymedeiros6253

3 жыл бұрын

@@tigerjonn - well done. I nerd laughed-snorted.

That breeze though. Bending space time.

@mgt9491

4 жыл бұрын

😄

@crystalm4324

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@Swarmie

4 жыл бұрын

😭

@siphomogolegang1616

4 жыл бұрын

good one.

@Stevenisbelieven

4 жыл бұрын

All that, and we learned about string theory too!

"This is the best/worst time to live" --- said by almost every human being who lived in each time period

@matthewwells1606

2 жыл бұрын

A historian I like was asked about time travel, and he said as a general rule when asked these questions, his answer is invariably, "I wouldn't go back in time any farther than I could get easy access to antiseptics and painkillers." I tend to agree. THIS is the best time to be alive, because it's easier to stay alive than in any other period in human history.

@danielg.w5733

2 жыл бұрын

@@matthewwells1606 yup

@joey9511

2 жыл бұрын

@@matthewwells1606 does ease of ability to stay alive = the best time to live or does living the most meaningful and happy life = the best time to be alive? Because its a fact that with every year we progress we are less happy and find less meaning in our lifes...

@matthewwells1606

2 жыл бұрын

@@joey9511 That's a fair point. I wonder, though, if in part that's a product of warped expectations and perceptions, i.e., people in the modern world (especially younger people) feel like they need to be manically HAPPY all the time in ways that earlier people did not. In 1840, how much expectation for "happiness" could you have if 4/6 children died by the age of 10? Or if a minor cut while gardening could result in your death? Heartbreak was just part of life in earlier periods. As for me, I'm incredibly happy being able to run, swim, and ride my bike after two knee surgeries that wouldn't have happened 100 years ago. I have all my teeth at 49 years old. I've explored more of the world than Sir Francis Drake or Marco Polo. I live 3,000 miles from my mom and talk to her every day. I have indoor plumbing and light and heat whenever I want it. I grant you that the modern world can be complicated, but it is also a miracle.

@themissile3120

2 жыл бұрын

@@matthewwells1606 I see it the same way - there's a lot of fallacies in the measurements of 'happiness' and 'meaning', and trying to compare old studies or surveys to modern ones brings up both empirical and perceptive problems. I will say I think there's something to the fact that we're biologically designed to handle a pretty brutal lifestyle, struggle and pain gives a sense of meaning, but appreciating that fact and the comforts that we have easy access to really undermines the idea that things are 'worse' - more accurately, culture hasn't caught up to modern standards of living, and people having (relatively) easy lives are prone to expecting more without respecting everything that *isn't* wrong.

When people say technology is too advanced I laugh. We are literally at the beginning. Internet has only been used by the public for 27 years. People have only been driving cars for over 100 years. Electricity for Christ sake is about 150 years ago. We are the start and no where even close to hitting stride yet when you consider time on a universal scale.

@kevinolson7660

4 жыл бұрын

Anthony, I completely agree. That point has always made me wonder what a civilization just a few thousand years ahead of us would be like. But more than likely, if we ever encounter or discover an advanced civilization, they will be millions of years ahead of us.

@Qwerty-jc3so

4 жыл бұрын

We're gonna end so soon😪

@Fandango541

4 жыл бұрын

I agree with you. Sadly, I do not hold out much hope for humanity to reach its stride. We will kill ourselves and many innocent co-inhabitants in the NTDF.

@thatguy4087

4 жыл бұрын

Ah the straw man argument

@masonb9788

4 жыл бұрын

People want to feel important. Hence the lack of understanding of time scales beyond basically their lifetime.

Remember when the Earth didn’t even exist? Only 4600000000BC kids can relate

@siregirl9599

5 жыл бұрын

actually its four billion five hundred thirty-nine million nine hundred ninety-seven thousand nine hundred eighty-two kids

@yamemeguy4744

5 жыл бұрын

Only “The sun is a deadly laser” kids can understand

@luisuribe5432

5 жыл бұрын

I was born in the wrong generation

@ihavenodimples114

5 жыл бұрын

@@zerof8772 r/whooshh

@ThinkerYT

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah thats the early notification squad... tsss...

The arrogance of humanity is that most of us view humans as an end product of all that time rather than just another tag on the timeline.

@StarboyXL9

5 жыл бұрын

Well by definition we are the result of all of that, we just aren't in our "finished product" state yet. We aren't fit for shelves right now, we're still under construction.

@marcmarc4776

5 жыл бұрын

There is no timeline without humanity, so arrogance was a poor choice of a word.

@antonystringfellow5152

5 жыл бұрын

The VP of the US reckons the Earth is just 5,000 years old. Are you suggesting he's a little out?

@Burt1038

5 жыл бұрын

shyut up.

@nilesbutler8638

5 жыл бұрын

@@nathanielmathews2617 Even the Idea that we are at "the peak" can be viewed quite differently. We could be described as an accident, a catastrophe. Like the first cyanobacteriae who poisened nearly everyt other living thing with their poisonous oxygen. Our impact might yet get to be as destructive. possibly even more, making it hard for life itself to hold on the already started die-off.

“Nowhere did we fail harder than deep time” Deep Distance: Am I a joke to you?!

@karmajustwatchingyoutube6803

3 жыл бұрын

speeed = distance/time find the speed for me

@tklyte

2 жыл бұрын

😂So true. Every time they talk about millions of light years in distance, my brain gives up. I just can't imagine light travelling for a whole year before reaching its destination. Millions of years fries up neurons.

@theyellowmeteor

2 жыл бұрын

Between Earth and the Moon we can fit all the rest of the planets in the solar system.

@dynamicflashy

2 жыл бұрын

@@theyellowmeteor Really? I thought it was between Earth and the Sun.

@romzeezthegreat8585

2 жыл бұрын

@@tklyte The light travel is instant. From it's perspective

As someone who was raised to believe the earth was created only 6,000 years ago, this is really blowing my mind.

@sttonep242

2 жыл бұрын

Don't try religion, kids

@jasonwilde197

2 жыл бұрын

Quit reading manmade crap and read other manmade crap.

@evolutionaryadvantage

2 жыл бұрын

@@jasonwilde197 Except physics, cosmology, biology etc isn’t man made.

@LilScotty10

2 жыл бұрын

@@jasonwilde197 lmao this cracked me up🤣

@YoItsDoc

2 жыл бұрын

@@evolutionaryadvantage The subjects are literally man-made. The universe doesn't have any sciences without humans. It sits there without description. We also get things wrong about the behavior of the universe in these subjects quite a bit. Some of the stuff you've learned will probably be disproven in the future. They absolutely are man-made.

It's Okay To Be Smart Vsauce: Or is it? **Vsauce intro plays**

@radhiadeedou8286

5 жыл бұрын

I miss Vsauce 😥

@xtalplanet

4 жыл бұрын

LOL haha

@denizkendirci

4 жыл бұрын

nice one lol

@leilarogue5739

4 жыл бұрын

Ahhh I’m wheezing!

@dakotathomas2139

4 жыл бұрын

The blasphemy lmaoooo

Deep Time: *"Do you even lift, bro?"*

@Dimi-nj4tk

5 жыл бұрын

Love your channel man

@TommoCarroll

5 жыл бұрын

mmm 3 thanks a lot! :)

@ryantjoa

5 жыл бұрын

Hey! I recognize you! :)

@ThinkerYT

5 жыл бұрын

lmaoo xD

@aero4277

5 жыл бұрын

666th like

AI - 200 years from now - "And, we've only been here for 197 years, right before the extinction of humans."

@mateusmohan3233

3 жыл бұрын

T-2 years remaining

@TheBookwormAlly

3 жыл бұрын

haha

@medexamtoolsdotcom

3 жыл бұрын

AI is unlikely to wipe out humans in a bloody revolution in a short amount of time. They're more likely to replace humans slowly in a bloodless coup. Imagine this. A new company provides a service, you get a brain scan, and then send away for a robot son who will be more like you than your natural son would be, more your son than your actual son is. Except he doesn't need to worry about getting diseases, and won't ever get cold or hot and doesn't need to eat. That would be a popular product, right? It doesn't matter though, humans will be wiped out by a genetically engineered doomsday virus created by a renegade scientist who hates the world, and there won't be any AI to replace it anyway.

@KentoKei

3 жыл бұрын

uh... I guess humanity goes extinct in.. 2022... oh god...

@clorox1676

3 жыл бұрын

@@medexamtoolsdotcom A little like 12 Monkeys movie then. I don't think humanity can be wiped out by a virus because there still are extremely isolated aboriginal populations. Probably the best motivation to leave them alone and stay away from them is the fact they may be our only chance.

If you compressed all of Earth’s history into a 24hr day, humans don’t show up till 11:59pm

@bobbean4702

4 жыл бұрын

God must have been jerking off all that time.

@JulieWallis1963

4 жыл бұрын

Bob Bean well he certainly wasn’t bothering with people. So you’re probably correct. 👍🏻

@gorkemgulan

4 жыл бұрын

Same if you make it a whole year....

@jacksavage6354

4 жыл бұрын

Modern sapiens didn’t even show up until 4 seconds before midnight!!

@nobleeso633

4 жыл бұрын

11:59:24

I love Joe. Such a fun host.

@rudyerickson3830

5 жыл бұрын

He is the best

@thenasadude6878

5 жыл бұрын

He's THE POWERHOUSE OF THE SHOW! (thunder and lighting follows)

@smokey6455

5 жыл бұрын

Me too, but he definitely smokes meth.

@CosmicErrata

5 жыл бұрын

He's not your average joe. He's THE JOE.

@ssiddarth

5 жыл бұрын

I just wanted to say this 😀

I printed out the strips today to do this tomorrow in class with my students. Also, thanks for helping me feel a whole lot younger! Yesterday I had a mini midlife crisis because I realized that I got my driver's license over 20 years ago. 😂

@jred7

4 жыл бұрын

I'm ~5 years behind you buddy, and I just started my career last year. We're all on different paths.

@scipioafricanus5871

4 жыл бұрын

20 years is but a knot on the Deep Time String.

@Fandango541

4 жыл бұрын

Boo phucking Hoo. That's nothing. Try 55 years ago. 🤣😎

@johnborat3113

3 жыл бұрын

So you are just 36?? Not bad man!

@skelet8337

3 жыл бұрын

@@scipioafricanus5871 more like hair thin

Finally, I feel like I understand “string theory”

@tedlitschauer9061

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated reply 🤣

Man that was super smooth when the dog ran past and he just slipped in “dogs and all”. True professional.

@robcohen7678

4 жыл бұрын

was that dog, or was that god?

I did something like this in ninth grade science. We used the entire length of the hallway and human history was less than half a floor tile

@viridianquarry

5 жыл бұрын

Oofersh

@firstnamelastname061

4 жыл бұрын

Lol..i suppose your hallway is way longer than this park then.

@slumpkiid3570

4 жыл бұрын

@@firstnamelastname061 or it could've been scaled down.. Idk

@firstnamelastname061

4 жыл бұрын

@@slumpkiid3570 nah..In the scale of the video human history was less than a millimeter. So for human history to be less than a floor tile the hallway has to be longer than the park.

@slumpkiid3570

4 жыл бұрын

@@firstnamelastname061 well I see where you're comin from, maybe the school just didn't care to be accurate

"Ah, liquid water! Love this stuff."

"mommy why's that man wrapping yarn around the park?" "Don't look at him sweetie"

As an academic specializing in evolutionary bio, I have to say it’s hard to convey to most people the *overwhelming magnitude* a period of 3.5 billion years is. Of course the math of it isn’t too conceptually challenging, but the actual vastness of that number when put into the perspective of our relatively minuscule lifetimes, and all of the enormity of events we perceive within... it goes over the heads of most. I really like this string analogy. It gives a relative visual perspective on a scale small enough to not be so mind boggling.

@andyf4292

2 жыл бұрын

i always liken it to distance... 1 year = 1mm..

@LandonAshworthDirects

2 жыл бұрын

Couldn’t help but drop in you’re an academic huh😉

@ekrak0ski87

2 жыл бұрын

@@LandonAshworthDirects I do bio research and work for a university. Sorry if you dislike the term.

@joey9511

2 жыл бұрын

@@LandonAshworthDirects an academic means someone who works with/for an academy.... Its not like saying "as an intellectual thinker"

@allenhaywood9608

2 жыл бұрын

so hard it was accomplished witha string

Wow this video was _deep_

@kennethdicke2125

5 жыл бұрын

Ouch! Hey! I'm still working at getting my brain around this concept! Stop killing my brain cells with bad puns!

@shrine4210

5 жыл бұрын

Why are you everywhere??

@resoltion9851

5 жыл бұрын

First in a cubing video, now in this? YOU ARE A STALKER.

@perfectlypurepinkpompompan3467

3 жыл бұрын

Yes... it's about time.

@medexamtoolsdotcom

3 жыл бұрын

So is my toilet.

5:35 ♩♫It's the cambrian explosion♫♩"Wow, That's animals n' stuff."

@Jana-ho9mu

5 жыл бұрын

I read it like how bill wurtz sang it

@sergiontothetop

5 жыл бұрын

But the sun is a DeAdLy Lazer

@raymondsnailing1352

5 жыл бұрын

@@sergiontothetop ~ not anymore there's a blanket ~

@sergiontothetop

5 жыл бұрын

@@raymondsnailing1352 lamo

@zak7181

5 жыл бұрын

I was hoping he'd sort of sing it like the guy in Eons did.

I think Carl Sagan did a good job of explaining Deep Time, in the first Cosmos t.v. series, using a calendar with the big bang occurring at the first second on the 1st of January, and the final second of December 31st being present day. by comparison, all of human history occurred somewhere in the last hour of the last day, with all of written history occurring in the last few seconds of the last day. it's a good way to understand it.

@FrederickTheGrt

11 ай бұрын

Carl Sagan was the real deal, unlike some of these KZread jokesters.

“THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL”

@nicholasjameslee5616

4 жыл бұрын

literally just what i needed this morning hahahahaha, dead.

@Chillerll

3 жыл бұрын

Whoever started calling it that way didn't know what he was starting.

@xsardas1999

3 жыл бұрын

OF POWECELL THE HOUSE!

That is what is called string theory. (Yes, I understand that string theory involves 1-dimensional items that make up the things that make up the things that make up everything, etc, etc, and is not, in fact, related to actual threads, and especially not timelines.)

@sebw89

5 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking! :D

@LILLYBRONX

5 жыл бұрын

No, string theory is more complicated

@stardust4001

5 жыл бұрын

@@LILLYBRONX r/wooooooooosh

@raz0229

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks! Only comment that helps me feel better for my exams!

@myhc640

5 жыл бұрын

Haha

Geologic time… it's deep, dude. Oh, and I'm on Twitter and Instagram at @DrJoeHanson and @okaytobesmart

@roshangeorge97

5 жыл бұрын

It's Okay To Be Smart Day

@juliekristensen5260

5 жыл бұрын

Could you maybe make a small behind-the-scenes video of how you made the string, with measurements? It would be a cool way to teach kids about deep time! Oh, and you guys are doing an amazing job of educating people, thank you so much 😁

@cavv0667

5 жыл бұрын

Now, what do you think of panspermia? It could be that everything happened a tome long ago in a galaxy far, far away...

@DarkadeTV

5 жыл бұрын

You should check Kurtis Baute video in the story of the universe, he did something similar with dominoes and a warehouse. kzread.info/dash/bejne/gZaiydaugKmvaKQ.html

@luismijangos7844

5 жыл бұрын

Amazing, Dr. Joe. I always use the stegosaurus-t.rex-humans time-distance to teach precisely what you show us here. Greetings!!!!

Our whole lives are like 10 atoms long on that thread :/

6:22 - "Pangea comes together.... _maybe you've heard of it_ " Weird flex.

now do the 13.5 billion years of the universe...that a lot of yarn...

@Min3styl3r

5 жыл бұрын

It 3x times more. Nothing rly special in my opinion.

@isaacnorwood4463

5 жыл бұрын

@@Min3styl3r well ur no fun! 😤

@sk198181

5 жыл бұрын

Somebody did it with thousands of dominos. Look it up. Great video.

@passthebutterrobot2600

5 жыл бұрын

You could go back even further than that, but prior to the big bang, yarn itself did not exist.

@isaacnorwood4463

5 жыл бұрын

@@passthebutterrobot2600 no, yarn is an inter-dimentional substance that transcends time and space.

People run into the same issue with space. Trying to comprehend the VAST distances between stars is difficult, even for people that study it.

@RictusHolloweye

5 жыл бұрын

Try just atoms. It boggles the mind, but apparently every object, including people, has more empty space than substance.

@Gashdal

2 жыл бұрын

we also run into the same problem with wealth. people don't understand how mind bogglingly wealthy someone like elon musk is. if people really understand how much 100 billion dollars really was, i think they would be much less okay with the idea of one person having anywhere near that much money.

This dude looks like Bill Nye and Johnny Knoxville had a baby.

@JulieWallis1963

4 жыл бұрын

Eobard Ferguson yeah? Who are *they* ?

@EobardFerguson

4 жыл бұрын

julie Wallis If only there were a resource where you could search for and find information almost instantaneously...

@UpheavaI

4 жыл бұрын

Eobard Ferguson hahahahaha this comment is underated

@Flint-Dibble-the-Don

4 жыл бұрын

69 Dude

@EobardFerguson

4 жыл бұрын

williamtate79 😂

"Ah, liquid water. Love this stuff". Me too, Joe. Really cool stuff.

I wanna knit earth’s history into a comfortable sweater

@Mark-Wilson

3 жыл бұрын

thats an interesting comment

@HeftyYeti8764

2 жыл бұрын

thats an interesting comment

@qualityguacamole9142

2 жыл бұрын

thats an interesting comment

@yuuji3795

2 жыл бұрын

That's an interesting comment.

@deadfurydbf9647

2 жыл бұрын

Thats an intresting comment

I know it's difficult, but...let's try to imagine 3 millions subscribers

@besmart

5 жыл бұрын

😣(this is me imagining this as hard as I can)

@theyeolderoman4442

5 жыл бұрын

@@besmarthuh.... Neat.

@theyeolderoman4442

5 жыл бұрын

@@besmart .

@hundobestest

4 жыл бұрын

Well it happened a year later

@micahbirdlover8152

2 жыл бұрын

@@besmart are you okay joe you sound sick🤔🤢

I’ve seen this visualized many times and my overall understanding is that we are really new and nothing much has happened yet

I love people like you that love teaching and goes the extra MILE to explain 😅 great vid.

"Hi smart people" Oops, sorry, wrong video.

@sigridhofer5576

5 жыл бұрын

Chris, you need to stop hanging around in comment sections of the wrong videos. If you want smart people, then watch roblox.

@goddamnpiero6153

5 жыл бұрын

Relatable.

@evanbookout

5 жыл бұрын

rip

God, that new logo is soo cool👏👏👏😍😍

@Friendship1nmillion

5 жыл бұрын

Dr Joe Hanson *ISN'T* God -> He's JUST a man {good at science}. 😡

@uclinhvu5041

5 жыл бұрын

@@Friendship1nmillion its how cathilics share their emoition

@kunneman

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah was about time😅

@isaacnewton7574

5 жыл бұрын

G

@iversonpaulalay5514

5 жыл бұрын

username1nmillion wasn't referring to Joe as God, it was a figure of speech, but yeah, I realize my mistake sorry bout' that😅

I love things like this, they make me feel very small and in a good way

i am 67 and have stayed curious about everything. there is so much to learn. thanks for this channel.

When you see Joe lying on the grass to explain us relative time, you can see his love for what he does best. Science

@LadyDoomsinger

2 жыл бұрын

All I could think about was what the people walking by must've been thinking...

I'm more impressed with the consistency of the audio as you moved from a small room to an open field, than I am with deep time.

Your delivery is actually hilarious in this.

So the Egyptians opened the first taco bell🤔. Mind BLOWN

@copyrighted4382

5 жыл бұрын

No you idiot Cleopatra did it and she wasn't even Egyptian

@aoe9015

5 жыл бұрын

Facepalm

@markburch6253

4 жыл бұрын

No you moron. Taco Bell is clearly Hebrew. I can prove it. When they were lost in the wilderness they ate lentils and unleavened bread. Lentils are beans, and unleavened bread is a tortilla. Beans and tortillas.

@michiel7716

4 жыл бұрын

Yep my greatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreat grandfather

@Carl-LaFong1618

4 жыл бұрын

yes, but they didn't have Chalupa's.

This is a pretty neat episode. Like, production wise. Very simple, very fun, very informative. Wish more of these were shown(available) back in my school years.

These videos are Awesome & i love the funny bits you add in them. Thank you for making them.

I just stumbled upon your channel and you earned my subscription in the first two minutes. I love the way you present the information to us!

Time... time never changes

@mikemikel654

5 жыл бұрын

Wow got heer quik justin

@stephaniesummer2663

5 жыл бұрын

I assumed this channel was too small for you

@gravijta936

5 жыл бұрын

@@mikemikel654 One might say he got here "Justin time".

@infamousjay9854

5 жыл бұрын

You everywhere! May I have a like please?

@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522

5 жыл бұрын

Yes it does. Like every second

This is huge, but can you tell us how you kept the yarn from tangling up? Thats a greater mystery

@adamkendall997

5 жыл бұрын

During Fire science 101 class they taught us a a technique called stuffing a bag. Its where you just push rope into a bag instead of coiling it up. 99.9% of the time it comes back out in reverse order without tying itself in a knot.

This put it in to perspective better than any video ive ever seen thank you

Dang he put so much effort into making this!! I hope that gave him a big end of year bonus

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

@sergiontothetop

5 жыл бұрын

And the sun is a DeAdLy Lazer

@isramohamed5535

5 жыл бұрын

Not anymore there's a BLAnKeT

@raz0229

5 жыл бұрын

You just literally copied and pasted the line from the textbook!

399 balloons? BUT CAN YOU DO THIS-

Thou hast earnest my subscription my man 👌🏼 well done

Woahh!! This is such a good video, which clearly explains how new we humans are to life and the planet. Mind blowing stuff😆🤯

This must have taken so long to make!! Thank you it’s okay to be smart team for spending so much time on a complex string to help us better understand time 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤️

That was a great demonstration of time scales!!

Great video. I’ve seen this done with a calendar but I love the visual aid.

Great video and sense of humor, new SUB!

Hi smart people *I have left the chat*

@thomasturner6980

5 жыл бұрын

I have joined the chat

@uhhhhh262

5 жыл бұрын

meirl

@JoostterLaak

5 жыл бұрын

You have the right to chat

You forgot the first flat earther humanity really took a huge step back

@coolguy284_2

5 жыл бұрын

nope, only the flat earthers took a step back

@boggers

5 жыл бұрын

It occurred to me recently that flat Earthers are kinda right for the wrong reasons. Earth *really is* flat but only in the sense that the surface is roughly parallel with the curved lines of spacetime as shown by Einstein's field equations. 3 dimensional Cartesian coordinates with parallel lines along x,y,z work fine on a human scale where up is up, but when we extrapolate Cartesian coordinates to a planetary scale, where the curvature of spacetime is noticeable and outwards becomes upwards, that's when we see the sphere - but it only exists in that Cartesian x,y,z frame of reference, which is this entirely imaginary, made up thing. Yep.

@superiklisthewatcher7269

5 жыл бұрын

they wouldnt use the flat earth model if it wasnt simpler to use SOMETIMES

@nikolotolentino

5 жыл бұрын

The first flat earther probably grew a brain and finally accepted the earth is a globe. The modern flat earther devolved. Actually don’t call them flat earthers, the correct term is globe deniers.

@Wurmo

5 жыл бұрын

The flat earther movement was a 4chan meme that gained momentum. They noticed ppl would absolutely freak out at just a mere thought of a flat earth and would become hysterical. Pay attention, flat earthers are always calm and round earthers just throw insults. Hardcore trolls.

Brilliant work.. good to see perspective

this was awesome really put things into perspective

A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.

@She_loud_in_every_movie

5 жыл бұрын

This is so unrelated to the video which makes it even more funnier 😂😂

@barackobamalilbaraq8794

5 жыл бұрын

Ha ha (family guy Ostrich)

great new logo. plus i learned more from this one video than i did in my highschool science classes

One of the best channels on KZread period

That was a great illustration! I like your sense of humor.

And we count 99% of those years backwards because of one carpenter

@postmorton2493

5 жыл бұрын

Not to be a nerd, but geologists tend to use MYA (millions of years ago) rather than BC when talking about anything more than a few thousand years ago.

@MrGustaphe

5 жыл бұрын

99% is bad rounding. It's way closer to 100%.

@evan-moore22

5 жыл бұрын

Julius Caesar reformed the calendar, taking effect in 45 BC. The attribution to Christ was made in the 6th century by Exiguus.

@helicopter_traffic

5 жыл бұрын

More like 99.9999999%

@Nikotin-lu1xo

5 жыл бұрын

Holocene calendar is much better imo, while it's still centered around humans instead of age of Earth or the universe, at least it's not centered around *1 man* for religious reasons.

5:38 "The Cambrian explosion" *distant sound effect in the background*

@alexwang982

5 жыл бұрын

SuicideBunny6 bill wurtz

@imveryangryitsnotbutter

5 жыл бұрын

Wow, that's animals and stuff.

@crabdabs8497

5 жыл бұрын

@Toughen Up, Fluffy All our nomenclature ever is fucked up and we're stupider for it

@alexruddies1718

5 жыл бұрын

Yet everyone forgets about the poor ediacaran fauna.

Cool videos!! I've always been curious, loved knowledge and the wonder of learning new things. I can remember going to the library in 3rd grade at my elementary school and while other students were getting choose your own adventure books, I was getting astronomy books. I grew up in the 80's, so that's when the Voyager spacecraft's were doing their outer planets fly by, and I couldn't get enough of that stuff.

Never heard of you until this video. Thanks for giving me some cool stuff to watch!

Da balloons I can’t even imagine objects APHANTASIAAAAAAA

@besmart

5 жыл бұрын

APHANTASIA EVERYWHERE

@riccardocuciniello2044

5 жыл бұрын

That is called sadness. :'(

@socvirnylestela5878

5 жыл бұрын

i name my self sad person in csgo. 🙁

@lks5878

5 жыл бұрын

Oof me too pal

@newmilo3736

5 жыл бұрын

SAME

4:30 I don't want to be a smartass but as a biologist I have to be one right now. Eukaryotes are not defined as organelle-posessing cells. The important organelle that distinguishes prokaryotes and eukaryotes is the nucleus (which you mentioned) that is not found in prokaryotes and contains the cell's genome. Some prokaryotes do have organelles thus rendering any other definition useless. Otherwise very interesting video guys. Big fan. Stay curious!

@NoSTs123

5 жыл бұрын

Habe mir das gleiche gedacht.

@kamwow9469

5 жыл бұрын

Don’t prokaryotes only have ribosomes as organelles

@massimookissed1023

5 жыл бұрын

IIRC Joe's doctorate was in biology.

@noahway13

5 жыл бұрын

What does it mean that we came from a common ancestor?

@mehryad1907

5 жыл бұрын

@@kamwow9469 No, ribosomes aren't organelles, they are nucleoproteins. It is in fact true that prokaryotes usually lack organelles but the definition of "eukaryote" is still rather based on the absence of a nucleus in prokaryotes than on all other organelles. This detail becomes especially important when looking at the numerous organelles of some prokaryotes (the magnetosomes of magnetotactic bacteria, photosynthetic membranes, and the internal membrane structures of the Planctomycetes). If you're interested, check out the research article "Cell Biology of prokaryotic organelles" by Dorothee Murat, Meghan Byrne, and Arash Komeili

Yo I love this guy. Good job on a great video!

Thanks for the perspective!

That did not look like 1,000 balloons :P

@whatrtheodds

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah I also decided that I didn't like the image and used my own imagination, because he said imagine.

@lks5878

5 жыл бұрын

​@@whatrtheodds Yu ARe 0fENd1nG mEe bECoUSe i HAv AphANtaSiA pLEas DEleT u´re COmENt

@SSingh-wq9fs

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah it didnt.. i just assumed since its a 3d rendering of 2d ballon shapes, some are hidden behind the front ones.

@David-di5bo

5 жыл бұрын

If he had said 50 balloons at the 399 animation most of us would have agreed and it would have worked way better.

@whatrtheodds

5 жыл бұрын

@@lks5878 why don't you take out your eyes because your offensive to the blind man. Your logic dosnt make sense.

Thing: **exists** Joe: thing is _kind of_ a big deal

@Sidtheriser07

4 жыл бұрын

IKR!!

I loved science at school over 40 years ago. It’s thanks to videos like these that has taken my love of science to a whole new level. Great job. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

its funny how two siblings can be so different. Daniel Tosh is a comedian and this guy teaches people things. Now that I think about it, they both aren't so different.

1 million years ago you could leave your doors unlocked coz there was no crime.

@Fandango541

4 жыл бұрын

A million years ago there was no time. Now ponder that. Time is a human invention which is wrapped around our sense of self. The Universe knows nothing about time or how humans perceive it. We are completely irrelevant

@noxaj6507

3 жыл бұрын

@@Fandango541 What? No! As long as there is continued motion in the universe than time will always be a thing. Time’s definition is just the continued motion of existence, we as humans can perceive the change of something through continued motion which is indicative of time. The labels of year, months, weeks, days, hours, minutes, seconds, etc is just us trying to put a measure of time on OUR own relative scale. Now, the Universe itself doesn’t have its own scale of time to our knowledge, we had to create these labels so we could UNDERSTAND time as a construct.

This is insane. Thank you.

The string was such a help lol... No cap, it really helped putting deep time in perspective. Thank you.

Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me get through the pandemic!

Even though I knew all of this, seeing it laid out like that was pretty amazing! Well done......

@DblTap317

4 жыл бұрын

So you need some credit for knowing or the poster should know hes been pardoned by you due to the part you did like?

@andrewfitts3654

4 жыл бұрын

Sapele Steve nobody cares

@lotanowo

2 жыл бұрын

Wow you must be pretty smart. You probably don't have to watch videos on a channel called "Be Smart" as it seems like you're already pretty smart.

Shout-out to the scientists who went back in time to document this!

@davidross5593

2 жыл бұрын

Cool story bro But Didn't happen

Very clever presentation of a very abstract subject. Duly appreciated here.

This is the only channel I have notifications set to on.

You were so funny for this whole history of earth :')

Can’t wait till I’m 31.7 years old and can say that I’ve lived and breathed for a billion seconds.

@Aeturnalis

3 жыл бұрын

31 years, 8 months, 7 days if you want to have a party on the specific day that you'll pass 1 billion seconds old lol

@chloepeifly

3 жыл бұрын

@@Aeturnalis just put it in my calendar! (13 years from now!)

Useful visual! Thank you!

Awesome presentation. Thank you!

I love the sound effects for the nails XD

Good job not getting into any fistycuffs with rouge Frisbee golfers!

@besmart

5 жыл бұрын

They are relegated to the other side of the park these days. And it’s called DISC GOLF!!! Gah

@BeCurieUs

5 жыл бұрын

@@besmart Oh man, how embarrassing. Not only got the name wrong, but also haven't been to the park in so long I didn't realize it moved...shame shame shame!

@ipissed

5 жыл бұрын

@Evi1M4chine I thought it was mandatory to drink Rogue.

@Abdega

5 жыл бұрын

@Christopher Willis It’s okay, the Disc Wars took a toll, but they now respect the treaty to stay on their side of the park

@ziril3972

5 жыл бұрын

disc golf? What ?

Great video lots of information!

This concept has been presented tons of times in plenty of ways, but this is an excellent rendition. Great job, very well done.