“I tell you something they better get power back in the legs before I reverse or it’ll be bye bye Sunday league football bastards” 😂😂😂

"What's this? Milk?" "I came as quick as I could" "Looks like it n'all" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A LINE THAT IS

@vchrome7319

4 жыл бұрын

Explain please 🤣. I've been thinking my balls off I dont get it lmfao

@gingerburns9125

4 жыл бұрын

@@vchrome7319 came as quick as I could. CAME.

@vchrome7319

4 жыл бұрын

@@gingerburns9125 oh 🤣🤣. I get it lmfao

@gingerburns9125

4 жыл бұрын

@Michael Whittaker really? What does it mean then?

@gingerburns9125

3 жыл бұрын

@Michael Whittaker fucking hell 2 months to come back with that? 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

When he throws the "milk" over the difficult customer, this still provokes the same explosive laughter that it did when I first saw this 20 years ago 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@mr.x9566

4 жыл бұрын

I read your comment and thought '20 years?!' then I did the maths and wondered where the time had gone. 20yrs old and hasnt dated.

@andylomas7287

4 жыл бұрын

Here have some ice cream.......you stupid bitch 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mattm8765

4 жыл бұрын

Possibly the funniest part of the whole series 😂

@bikerguychris33

3 жыл бұрын

I remember seeing this for the first time in the early 00's as a teenager and finding it hilarious but now I'm 29 going on 30 I find it even more hilarious, especially where he loses his cool and throws the ice cream ("Milk") on the complaining customer 🤣🤣🤣

@derroboter2895

2 жыл бұрын

@@andylomas7287 FUCKIN DON'T NEED THIS DO AH?!

This was filmed on leverhume Park in Bolton (the last scene) and most people who he served that day didn't know it was a joke. Some friends got served by him and said 'that ice cream man over there has just lost it' hahahahaha

@Brawling_Style

4 жыл бұрын

There all extras you muppet they all knew it was being filmed, you can't record someone and put them in a series without signing release forms so either way you talk a load of nonsense and it wasn't filmed on leverhulme Park lived here 28 years pal, over exaggerating you are.

@carlharris5986

4 жыл бұрын

@@Brawling_Style 'most people who he served that day', you do realise only a few people were actually shown in the queue in the video. He was there for hours just serving ice cream and most people (outside of the few shown) had no idea you 'muppet'. Also the last scene absolutely was filmed on leverhume Park, other scenes were shown near red lane school and in tongmoor

@Oshunsprite

4 жыл бұрын

😂 😂 😂 😂 He's effing fantastic!!

@BURT123456789

4 жыл бұрын

@@Brawling_Style it was filmed on leverhulme park (long lane ) at the Bolton show

@carlharris5986

4 жыл бұрын

@@BURT123456789 he's lived here 28 years mate

"I can't make 99s with fuckin crunchies can I!!!"

@benosbornethethomasfriends5463

2 жыл бұрын

i told you to watch your language

@bigyan3667

2 жыл бұрын

I fuckin don't need this!!

“I’ve got some respect I haven’t got my chimes on have I”

@kieranfisher7490

4 жыл бұрын

If he doesn't pay his tax, the police won't get paid

@ronoccc

4 жыл бұрын

hahaha

"Where there's tragedy, there's trade"

@cherryalmondo7943

4 жыл бұрын

Ice cream van has started coming to my road in lockdown with its sinister wonky tune. Nobody buys.

@cherryalmondo7943

4 жыл бұрын

"i feel sorry for them when nobody buys." oh mg. That touched my heart! Jeez. Interesting. GH, haha! Though I would never have bought crisps for fear of them being stale.

@eliotreader8220

2 жыл бұрын

@@cherryalmondo7943 the sale of ice cream has been hit hard by Covid 19

@JcoolV

Жыл бұрын

Least he didn't have his chimes on

"Where there's tragedy there's trade!" Brutal honesty

Ice Cream Man Cometh is my favourite thing Peter Kay has ever done. Absolutely genius. How he used the Taxi Driver theme music is perfect 😂 Mad it's over 20 years old. The fact he did the whole "mockumentry" thing before The Office gets over looked as well.

@robg71

2 жыл бұрын

Did You see Leonard ?

@A-small-amount-of-peas

Жыл бұрын

I loved that Peter Kay thing too but suggesting that he came up with the mockumentary format before the Office is wrong. It's been done in the UK since the 70's. Eric Idle will tell you he was first but this sketch reminded me of Victoria Woods 80's sketches and I know Peter was a big fan of hers

@jhwalsh93

Жыл бұрын

@@A-small-amount-of-peas I aren't suggesting he invented it. I'm saying he did it before Gervais and Merchant did with The Office, which he did

@A-small-amount-of-peas

Жыл бұрын

@@jhwalsh93 But if he didn't come up with the format in the first place I don't get what your point is? Peter Kay borrows formats quicker than Ricky Gervais does. Whoop De do 😂

@jhwalsh93

Жыл бұрын

@@A-small-amount-of-peas because Gervais and Merchant get the credit for popularising the mockumentary format at the turn of the century.. Kay never really gets credit for it despite doing it before them. That's my point, hope that helps.

"I came as quick as I could"... "Looks like it and all" 😂🤣😂🤣

@rayenbow3281

4 жыл бұрын

We watched the same video as you, a transcription is not required, thank you. I've always wondered why people do that. Enlighten me please?

@rayenbow3281

4 жыл бұрын

@Carlos Muchos Will do, thanks. You take care too.

@AkyovNorthWest

4 жыл бұрын

interestingly it seems like the actor "darren" tried to prematurely deliver the punchline when he first gets back. Notice he says "ive been coming" thinking Peter would deliver the joke there but realized he hadnt got the ice cream out yet

@miketeabag6501

4 жыл бұрын

@@rayenbow3281 I think the reason is that for some people a transcription IS required. It's the sort of joke that could go over some people's heads.

@miketeabag6501

4 жыл бұрын

@IA IK I do get your drift, yes.

"Stops them attacking women and keeps me in wafers" 😂😂😂

"Quiet children, will you act your age" 😂

@SlySinatraa

3 жыл бұрын

"I can't make 99s with Crunchies!"

@willbond6371

2 жыл бұрын

Did not expect to find you here.

@hammondalbaghdaddi8309

2 жыл бұрын

@@willbond6371 didn’t expect anybody to ask either

This is the best thing Peter Kay has ever done.

@soup8786

4 жыл бұрын

By miles. Its so good

@moist.teabag

4 жыл бұрын

not lenord

@soup8786

4 жыл бұрын

@Michael Whittaker max and paddy was absolute shite

@moist.teabag

4 жыл бұрын

@Michael Whittaker the pilot for phoenix nights is part of the that peter kay thing

@soup8786

4 жыл бұрын

@Michael Whittaker its low brow basic humour. Aimed at plebs

Wheres the senor whippy part? That was class!! 'He's not even Italien! He's from Barnsley!!' 😂😂

@RM-mn4bp

3 жыл бұрын

Probably edited out never to be seen again, as he call's him Senior Woppy. Upsets the PC brigade.

@GenGamesUniverse

3 жыл бұрын

If he's from Italy, I'll show my arse to the Vatican! XD

@pureevilhotsauce6490

2 жыл бұрын

Best part and all 😅

@sports872

4 ай бұрын

Please no video, no video

This is based on a real icecream man Peter knew in Bolton, apparantly He tuned into police radio frequencies to find out where a pile up was on a motorway or street to pull up and sell people icecreams while they were stuck in a traffic jam.

0:22 this part is pure comedic genius. The way you see the van reversing back after the camera falls on the ground and Peter shouting “that wernt my fault shoulda moved!” Has me everytime! 😂😂

@User-inthemorning

2 жыл бұрын

@@huf 😂😂😂

“They’re not porno videos, just art” 😆😆😆😆

"They better get the power back in their legs before I reverse or it'll be bye bye Sunday football, bastards!" LOL!!! XD

Every bit of this is just pure comedy gold. Kay is a genius

I love the constant Bob Carolgees jokes in everything Peter does 😂

@R0bbbshaw

3 жыл бұрын

A random pie has appeared

@itznoah8796

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@Beans360

3 жыл бұрын

Bob Carolgees actually makes guest appearances when presenting Leonard the award and he has a talk show in Pheonix Nights.

@CharlieTHH

3 жыл бұрын

Yes pie

@tomc4459

2 жыл бұрын

Pie cameo

One of the funniest things I’d ever seen when this came out. All of the episodes from this particular series were excellent especially the bingo one

@usuk9316

4 жыл бұрын

I've only just discovered Peter Kay. He's fantastic. Brits have the best sense of humour.

@ominous7271

4 жыл бұрын

'he interferes with dogs!'

@JohnKobaRuddy

4 жыл бұрын

Kathy Holland then you my friend have missed out and have some serious dvd collecting to do. May I also suggest phoenix nights by Peter Kay? Because that shit is quotable as all hell and very funny

@usuk9316

4 жыл бұрын

@@JohnKobaRuddy I live in the States John so I had'nt heard of him. He's terrific. I'll have to keep looking for more. Thank you John.

@JohnKobaRuddy

4 жыл бұрын

Ominous woof and the ‘ole ‘Ouse will go up! What and the whole house goes up? WOOF I mean err....

The best half hour of material Peter Kay will ever write. Absolutely brilliant.

First time I watched this gem and the Taxi Driver theme kicked in at 00:30 i died, so bloody funny 🤣 Kay is a legend.

“Where there’s tragedy, there’s trade!” 😂😂

6:03 big smile on the customers face 😂😂

"THAT WEREN'T MY FAULT, YOU SHOULD'VE MOVED!"

I cant make 99s with fucking crunchies can I? 😂😂🤣🤣 One of the best comedy sketches ever!

@benosbornethethomasfriends5463

2 жыл бұрын

i told you to watch your language

6:08 “Baaaastaaaaaard!!!” 😂😂😂😂 Honestly one of the funniest things I’ve ever watched!!!😂😂😂😂

This episode is one of my fave Peter Kay things of all time.

That moment he throws the melted ice cream over that woman. Comedy platinum. Absolutely hilarious

This series was an absolute classic and completely underrated compared to a lot of the so-called comedy series today.

@staffordshirebullterrierli7411

8 ай бұрын

Phoenix nights! 🤣

"I can't make effing 99's with Crunchies can I?!" lol

This is outstanding, I watched this years ago I laughed so hard, the taxi driver theme is a stroke of brilliance

@vortex63

3 ай бұрын

@blagger42 That same piece was also used in an episode of Kojak from 1974.It was broadcasted two years before Taxi Driver was made.I wonder if that's where Scorcese or the musical director first heard it

Wish we could have had more of Mr Softy top from Peter Kay. Probably his most underrated character

The most underrated sitcom of all time. Absolute perfection

5:57 - This had made my afternoon LOL, I think she was smiling at the end xd

@gmac5112

4 жыл бұрын

Good spot

@gilgammesh1

4 жыл бұрын

Never spotted that and ive watched this episode so many times :)

@GenGamesUniverse

4 жыл бұрын

She does and laughs as well lol

@jonathan75801

4 жыл бұрын

LOL, I wasn't expecting that. 😂 5:50

@Spillage66

4 жыл бұрын

She was laughing because she thought the glass door shutting was the cut sequence.

I came as quick as I could........It looks like it 😂😂😂😂😂

"I CAN'T MAKE 99s WITH F***IN' CRUNCHIES, CAN I?" Hehe! XD

6:00 Like the way she couldn't help smiling.

04:04 "Stops 'em attacking women and keeps me in wafers!"

Love that Taxi Driver intro.

@CycolacFan

3 жыл бұрын

TIGERWOODSBOYFRIEND I’m the only one here...

@CycolacFan

3 жыл бұрын

TIGERWOODSBOYFRIEND 😂😂😂

@vortex63

3 ай бұрын

Also used in an episode of Kojak from 1974

"I've come as quick as I could" "It looks like it n'all!" 😆 He blue! He's blue!

@GenGamesUniverse

3 жыл бұрын

Sit down Gary, sit down! He's blue! He's Blue! XD

this character should have his own show, imagine living with him

Comedy at its best my medicine at the moment

@youngdylan5083

4 жыл бұрын

Andrea Phelps it’s not the Black Plague!!

Timeless Northern comedy.

@usuk9316

4 жыл бұрын

Can't beat Northern humour. 👍

@elvingtonred

4 жыл бұрын

@mhffc Yes I would! There is a difference...

@PeaceDweller

4 жыл бұрын

@mhffc Also Ricky Gervais & Karl Pilkington, two of the funniest men of the past two decades and both born to working class families in the South and the North.

peter Kay is just amazing

Absolute CLASSIC! Peter Kay is a legend on top of legends!!!!!

I have watched this so many times and still lol 😂😂😂

Softy's Hard Stuff : 'Look Dad I've got sauce ...' 'Yeah so have I son ...'

“I can’t make 99s with Crunchies” put it up my grave 💀

The best thing Kay’s ever done

@vortex63

3 ай бұрын

Although that bit in Leonard where his 'Aunt' accuses him of being a serial killer is pretty damn good...😂

Big Chris became a rude Ice Cream Van on his holiday away from Silver Hatch XD

Was crying with laughter at the end there! Utterly brilliant

PETER KAY IS APSOLUTLY FANTASTIC. HES MY FAVOURITE COMEDIAN EVER. X💕

@angel8840

4 жыл бұрын

Really really would love to see him. He’s so my type of guy. But I know he has kids and a wife. Can’t wait to see on tv. 💕😘💟😂💝

The end bit when he chucks the melted icecream and it splatters all over the inside windows ,hilarious 😆

When I was a kid back in the early 80s we had an ice cream guy that used to pull up outside our school at lunchtime and sell the kids single cigarettes!!! No joke

The lady at the end complaining..Then watch her laugh when he chucks the tub of ice cream over her lololol.

"Bye bye Sunday football, bastards" 😂

Bye bye Sunday football 😂

I have the DVD of 'That Peter Kay Thing'...It's bloody genius I quote it all the time :)

The last bit is classic mental break down funny

Hahahahaha it never ceases to make me belly laugh 😂

The Taxi Driver riff is genius

Absolutely brilliant the whole thing was so good 😊

Absolutely howling at this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Absolute class 😂

5:46 looks like it an all 😂🤣🤣 watched this back then and this went over my head

@GenGamesUniverse

3 жыл бұрын

I remember laughing my head off at that part cos I knew what it meant

Loved all these shows, this just reminds me that I have them all on my PC, will be digging them out

"Stops them attacking woman and keeps me in wafers" :)

Been looking for this for ages love the taxi driver Theme with a twist lol saw him a few years back I love Peter he’s a comedy legend👌

Rocking that Phantom Menace shirt😂😂

“You’ll have a Rodney King on yer hands” 😂😂😂😂

@GenGamesUniverse

3 жыл бұрын

ZIP IT MOUTH! Zip it! XD

5:58 had me rolling on my back like a dying fly first time I saw it 😂😂😂

Proper class 🤣🤣🤣 blowing fuses with the punters 🤪

❤️ ya ... loads of laughs ... more please more 🤗

It’s always funny when someone kicks off…😂

Peter Kay is a comedy legend.

We have missed you Mr Kay!!

Just can't stop watching this policeman :"Zip this mouth. ZIP IT!" ahhh, he's awesome) Is he an actor too?

This was one of the best sketches lol

Lool the pretentiousness is perfect 😂

“Stops them attacking kids, keeps me in wafers” 4:06 😂

Thank you... this made my wakeNbake hilarious

😂 defo need to dust off the DVD for this. So funny

Used this love these short sketches brilliant 👌❤️

Used to love these still have them on dvd,need to bring them back

Watching these videos makes me a bit sad, miss the good ole days of England.

@iearl504

4 жыл бұрын

@Blackporsche roadster even if that were true (which it isn't), it's still shitter now than ever.

@kezisthename

6 ай бұрын

what you on about ya dinosaur

Fookin brilliant!!

I love this!

Made my day😂😂😂

I’m crying! 😂

I love the almost off script banter the 2 of them have at 3:35. "Hot stuff these are" That's why he keeps them in the fridge" "I didn't know if they wanted an ice-cream or something to suck on." "Or both!"

Timeless, one of the last comedy greats

The funniest meltdown ever on tv

Those where the days Fantastic Peter when a 99p was a 99 😂😂😂😂😂

5:58 Peter Kay reveals in his latest book that only he, the director and the cameraman knew he was going to explode the way he does, the scene was originally supposed to end before he completely loses it 😂

Just brilliant!

Peter kay thing was brilliant

"theres been a softy top round here for years, and it'll take more than a false accent and a fake tan t' shift me.."

@GenGamesUniverse

3 жыл бұрын

What do you want? Cornet! Cornet? Cornet-what? Cornet-now! Cornet-now!? You wanna smack, were you raised up? XD

Love the theme from the Taxi Driver 😂