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@unclemikiesworld

5 жыл бұрын

Well if you're looking to not like what you drink and I'm sure there's a long list of ingredients you're perhaps adverse to. Spicy alcohol infused with Chili's, olives, cobra whisky. I came for the drinks stayed for the drunken rambling

@malcolm2501

5 жыл бұрын

How To Drink 1,56 ”this is aprawpaw of nothing” How do you spell that word, Aprawpaw? Great channel by the way ;)

@malcolm2501

5 жыл бұрын

How To Drink I can see on my notifications that you have answered but can’t see any comment.

@hannahpumpkins4359

5 жыл бұрын

I would try it with a little sea salt added to it.

@ethanmaede3220

5 жыл бұрын

It passed the first test, you didnt go blind.

You're not alergic to splenda...everyone experiences gastrointestinal armageddon if they eat too many sugar-free gummy bears...

@szeth14

5 жыл бұрын

The amazon reviews on some of those things are mint.

@jjjacer

5 жыл бұрын

Usually its from the sugar alcohols like Sorbitol, that they use, which is different from splenda (Sucralose?), sugar alcohols are not absorbed by your body and sorta act like fiber, Sorbitol is also used in child laxatives and fiber suppliments

@mrsadrobot

5 жыл бұрын

But! If you're getting over the effects of heavy anaesthesia and opiates after an operation, some sugar free gummy bears do a better job than the awful drain cleaner they give you at hospital. So they do have a use.

@jacobbenns6090

5 жыл бұрын

Downs 5th bag, uh oh.....

@NothingXemnas

5 жыл бұрын

Sugar alcohols (sorbitol, xylitol, manitol...) are sugars, just as glucose, except we don't have any use for them, or better saying we did not evolve to absorb them, so we don't. However, as any sugar, it has a lot of alcohol/hydroxyl groups (-OH) in their structure which LOVES WATER. So much that they compete with the gut cells for water, making us absorb less of it, and letting more out, making your intestines feel like hell.

The adult version of going to 7-11 and filling a cup from every option available at the soda fountain?

@wolfmatic399

4 жыл бұрын

Swamp water is glorious.

@jeffgoldblunt

4 жыл бұрын

@@wolfmatic399 the grave yard

@ImaginationGamer25

4 жыл бұрын

My sister called it "Suicide" and she apparently loves it.

@ZR-cj2fm

4 жыл бұрын

I always thought it was called the Kamikaze

@nexus5178

4 жыл бұрын

@@jeffgoldbluntwhat my friend used to call "Rig-Juice", in honor of Regular Show

"That comes to $166.41. Now, you're the expert, is this enough vodka to get 20 people plastered? 15 bottles of vodka? Yeah that should do it"

@nataliejames1964

4 жыл бұрын

HA HAHA , YES!

@yeetimusprime415

4 жыл бұрын

Cool cool, box it up

@Brantlins

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly with my boys it’d be a bottle each but to each his own

@antoniov368

4 жыл бұрын

@@Brantlins damn son youre the real deal

@Christian-rn1ur

3 жыл бұрын

@@antoniov368 Having a high tolerance sucks. You don't really get drunk, you judt get progressively sicker and hate yourself in the morning.

The second he said “sugar free gummy bears” my heart sank, for i understood exactly the pain he went through

Michael, you ran over me with your car. You posted a picture of my bare boobs on the bulletin board with a caption that said “Gross.” Michael, you are the reason I drink. You are the reason I live to forget.

@kevinfager.

5 жыл бұрын

Jon Andrews uhhhthat’swhutttshe said.

@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668

5 жыл бұрын

Wanna know something fucked up? My real name is Jon Andrews. It's like that two Spidermans meme

The tasting notes are slowly becoming its own character and I'm 100% here for it

@justincoleman3805

4 жыл бұрын

Slowly? Think it’s always been that way.

@LukeAB951

3 жыл бұрын

Always has been

I sent this vid to a friend who is a former bartender. The stream of profanity over the inclusion of splenda was a thing of beauty.

@1014p

2 жыл бұрын

Lol thats pretty funny. I think this drink could be refined.

Me, an absinthe drinker: Time to wake up in a ditch.

@afterwalker6773

3 жыл бұрын

Or not wake up at all!

@MedievalSolutions

3 жыл бұрын

@@afterwalker6773 hasn't been the case so far. But yeah, it's a possibility.

@connorpickens7523

3 жыл бұрын

Who Knows Friendly reminder to drink responsibly, because you can't drink when you're dead. They don't serve it upstairs and it all boils downstairs.

I won't lie, man. I come here for the pours and spills. The zoom-ins, the slow downs. It's like booze porn or something. Feels like I need to alt-tab whenever someone enters the room.

@lessthan3918

3 жыл бұрын

1

@gunsbeersmemes

3 жыл бұрын

I hate to say it, but I skip all of those slow pours lol. I'm past all the pageantry, I just want to see the damn drink lol

@vyr1316

2 жыл бұрын

@@lessthan3918 username checks out

Honestly no idea how he cracks that ice so easily. I tried it myself the other day and just felt silly spanking my big ol' ice cube with my bar spoon.

@chasehousley1991

5 жыл бұрын

I felt the same way until I bought myself a nicer, heavier bar spoon. The change in weight really made the difference. I will admit, he still cracks them much cleaner than I can achieve. I still have chunks of ice that fly off the cube before it finally cracks completely.

@DavidFrostbite

5 жыл бұрын

I think he rotates the cube after each hit or two until it breaks

@FodderMoosie

5 жыл бұрын

And let's never forget that the show is edited. I'm sure we're shown the best crackdown he performs, but that might not be the first one, every time.

@barguiden822

5 жыл бұрын

The trick to cracking ice this way is for them to be straight from the freezer. If you let the ice stay out for a few minutes it will start to temper and then harden. You know when you grab some ice from the freezer and directly to a glass of soda and you just hear the ice cracking straight away as it hits the soda? That’s because it hasn’t tempered. In this case, when you want the ice to crack, taking them straight from the freezer is what you want! 👍

@chasehousley1991

5 жыл бұрын

@@barguiden822 thanks for the tip! I had no idea

The sliding of the tasting notes out of frame when you move too far to one side...nice 👌

@zacktackett5739

5 жыл бұрын

Yep. That's what got me. It's the little things that make me love this channel

@its1110

5 жыл бұрын

Hey... the tasting notes gotta have a few drinks too you know

@orions1396

5 жыл бұрын

It’s like they’re compensating for his drunkenness lol

@ValeriePallaoro

4 жыл бұрын

I went straight to 8.50 to have a look; of course, now I have to go back to see the drink being mixed; but thank you for the heads up.

@justincoleman3805

4 жыл бұрын

It was truly a work of beauty.

Being a giant absinthe fan, hearing that this drink is dominant in that flavor scares me into needing to try this. It will destroy me but I have to know now.

A Binging With Babish followed by a How To Drink - makes for such a great Tues morning! :)

@CocktailsConsoles

5 жыл бұрын

Joanna OMG totally! Loves me some spicy drinks! Especially with Ancho Reyes :)

@sneakycheese310

5 жыл бұрын

Babish and how to drink crossover/mashup episodes

@CocktailsConsoles

5 жыл бұрын

@@sneakycheese310 Need more of these! :) So awesome to see both now being featured on the Philip DeFranco show :)

@itsmarty23

4 жыл бұрын

Holy fuck this is literally me right now....

@jadebell550

4 жыл бұрын

Cocktails & Consoles be nice to see them colab on a video.

You're not allergic to Splenda. If you experienced explosive diarrhea, like you ate at Chipotle, it's from the sugar alcohol in the sugar free gummy bears.

a 500k special where you talk about the hangover remedies you have deployed over your time on this show

@rhvette

5 жыл бұрын

Bon Spacey if that happens, he should give “the pound of flesh” a try. It’s 30 mL of DayQuil and 120 mL Pepto Bismol mixed well with orange juice to your desired viscosity and drunk as needed from a hip flask. I’m not going to lie, the taste is not great and the color (the source of the name) is disturbing, but it makes damn near any hangover bearable.

@biohazard724

5 жыл бұрын

@@rhvette are you sure that's not an "anything is better than the war crime I just put in this flask" situation, simply taking your mind off the hangover?

@garyfoale3707

5 жыл бұрын

Bon Spacey a bag of IV saline and some high flow oxygen works wonders. I used to be a medic and this would create a functioning soldier pretty quickly.

@watata1t

5 жыл бұрын

@@garyfoale3707 and some valium just to be sure 😁

@wills2736

5 жыл бұрын

I always liked whatever I drank the night before in half doses and work up from there

You managed to cram together “from the top of my head”, “back of the envelope”, and “off the cuff”. Well done! So... this one’s a mind eraser.

I figured this drink would at least be ok. It follows the basic idea behind an old fashioned: alcohol, something sweet, and something bitter. These elements are found together in most drinks and is what makes them smooth and not overly alcoholic.

“You know when you’re running.. but not running.. you know that quick walk” 😂😂🤣😂 omg I’m dying

‘how many slow motion shots do you want?’ “yes”

@justincoleman3805

4 жыл бұрын

When was that?

It's like a long Island iced tea, there's a surprising amount of alcohol and you get messed up on a few of them.

@jasperfk

5 жыл бұрын

Equals 85 Everyone always says LIITs are heavy on the booze but there’s only meant to be 15ml/.6oz of each of the 5 spirits in there. It’s barely more than a double and coke.

@skuzzyj

5 жыл бұрын

@@jasperfk Yeah, but that's weak and you should feel bad. Use a full shot of each and reach for the stars because more is better

@jasperfk

5 жыл бұрын

SkuzzyJ To quote the great Frasier Crane; “If less is more, imagine how much more more would be!”

@keyworksales6241

5 жыл бұрын

And everyone is judging you for drinking it.

@fashnek

4 жыл бұрын

Quantity doesn’t matter, ratios matter, and if you are making a LIIT right then there is barely any mixer. It’s a boozy drink. It should be at least 20%, perhaps even 30% before ice melts.

Yes - do a whole thing on tea.

@OneSolitaryMan

5 жыл бұрын

Yes- Do not.

@lilithrey3936

4 жыл бұрын

Yes please do

@deoxyplasmic

4 жыл бұрын

Do!

@tleilaxu42

4 жыл бұрын

Do a whole thing on tea.

@KaoVamp

4 жыл бұрын

He could do electric tea - An eastern European drink which is tea with rectified spirit and optionally honey. The resulting tea is commercially available as high as 72% abv, or 144 US proof. Could be fun to see how Greg handles it, provided he can get rectified spirit in his home state.

Ok so where's the teatime with Greg episodes that are half about a tea and half a cocktail using said tea.

@cheze9733

5 жыл бұрын

Also now I'm imagining Greg doing this as a fireside chat to expound more on his favorite media.

@michaelreed7881

5 жыл бұрын

That is actually a really neat idea. I'd watch it.

@jinxiejae

5 жыл бұрын

As a tea lover I fully approve and endorse this idea!

@neocelestia

5 жыл бұрын

Yes. Just yes. ALL the yes. I need the tea episode in my life!

@DrFranklynAnderson

5 жыл бұрын

How to Drink: Teatotaler Edition.

I was really curious about how much of each was going into this drink as Michael only said "one part", when Greg went for an oz I said "oh no" out loud, by myself.

We call it earthquake in these parts - as if such a one struck a bar and mixed everything together. So depends what's on bar, but in my case it wasn't nearly as nice as you describe... Had a beer afterwards to wash it down. don't recall much since.

I've been waiting for this. I'm a huge fan of The Office and of Ricky Giuseppe.

@cleverusername9369

5 жыл бұрын

Ricky Gillespie is hilarious

@johnrankin7135

5 жыл бұрын

I think you mean Ricky Gorbachev

@skuzzyj

5 жыл бұрын

@@johnrankin7135 No, that's Rocky Gaddafi

@wingracer1614

5 жыл бұрын

@@skuzzyj You sure it's not Ricky Gershwin?

@finerz321

5 жыл бұрын

wingracer 16 are you 100% sure it’s not Ricky Guadeloupe?

"How to Drink Does Tea" gets my vote. 100%

@kelzbelz313

5 жыл бұрын

just to give his poor liver a break.

I'm really here for the obscure British comedy recommendations.

@willschmidt7311

5 жыл бұрын

flammablewater the inbetweeners

Great to see you spreading the Detectorists love again. Smashing show. Also one of very few shows that deals with middle age men in a sincere way that doesn’t mock them. Under appreciated by many.

Sounds like a version of combat juice, a weird combo of booze and seemingly random bar odds (made by the pitcher usually) that ends up tasting like a koolaid but will absolutely flatten you. Good times.

@Vincent_Beers

2 жыл бұрын

There's many recipes for combat juice, it's basically any random mixture of several a alcohol choices completely masked by an equal amount of various fruit juices and then topped with either soda or beer.

Will be anxiously awaiting the "How To Drink: Tea Series" thank you.

That awkward moment where I misread the "Beefeater" bottle label as "Wifebeater" and am ready to seriously question the gin industry before embarrassingly realizing my error.. >.< I'll see myself out now. Great episode, Greg.

Detectorists is my favourite show, an absolute gem, I am so happy you have mentioned this, giving it some much deserved praise. Please do Sheelas Lemonade as a cocktail!!

Definitely should've said "I'm not as think as you drunk I am"

@justincoleman3805

4 жыл бұрын

He didn’t seem that think to me.

I had no idea Detectorists had made it out of the UK. Its so good. Its the show I recommend to everyone that hasn't seen it. That used to be Breaking Bad. Now it's Detectorists. I'm getting old, clearly. I'd love to see a drink based around it. Would you include warm real ale and fresh mud with Roman coins on top?

I'm surprised you didn't mention that the original Office also stars Martin "Bilbo Baggins" Freeman. A lot of people seem to forget that he started in awkward comedy roles

@georgeparkins777

5 жыл бұрын

Which is surprising, because Hitchhiker's Guide did alright over here, didn't it?

@jackwong4198

5 жыл бұрын

Isn't his name should be Martin Watson Bilbo Freeman?

@winterlong08

4 жыл бұрын

Can also be seen in old faith no more videos when they cover the beegees

Dear lord, you guys made me laugh by just.moving.text....comedy gold right there :')

He could get some good watch company sponsorships

@tripreed

5 жыл бұрын

He has one from Crown & Caliber.

Why say lot work when few word do trick? -me after this drink

I had those 3-Hour sugarfree breath mint things, two of those bad boys and I’m stuck on the potty for 3 hours. Splenda does the same thing to me. Also side story, years ago, me and my roommate wanted to get drunk but all we had was Everclear and water bottles. Half Everclear, half water. Worst cocktail I’ve ever had. Did the job though.

@selfloathinggameing

2 жыл бұрын

Isnt that just vodka

I would really like to see a special on tea, actually.

You should do “snake juice” from parks and rec.

@michaelc1425

4 жыл бұрын

He did

I made it. After 3 weeks I have gone through every single episode. I stumbled across the pina colada video and immediately subscribed and scrolled back to the beginning. What a riveting experience this has been and I look forward to every episode that is to come! Keep up all the good work Greg!

One time in college, my friends and I experimented by combining a bunch of random alcohol (the only one I remember is Smirnoff Red, White, and Berry) but somehow they all blended together to taste like vanilla. We deemed it the Captain America, and if we could recall what all went into it, I would recreate it to try and remember how turnt it got us.

I hope you can also show us how to create Michael Scott's famous "orange vod juice ka" soon. I need to know!!!

"I could do a whole thing on tea" "Do it" -Emperor Palpatine

@xenogorwraithblade2538

4 жыл бұрын

"Do it." ~Shia LeBouf

You have some of the best edited videos on KZread and it’s just one of the reasons I love your content.

Yes, Detectorists was TV perfection. Johnny Flynn nailed that theme song in a way that in itself is a masterpiece. I was really hoping for them to shoot a third season, but no it's not in the cards.

Did you get diarrhea from sugar free gummy bears? That's a classic meme.

So glad you loved Detectorists, I wasn't even sure that it would have aired in the states. You have great taste in comedy as well as beverages my man. Recently discovered this channel and subbed almost immediately, love it!

@Ripcookiethief

5 жыл бұрын

I watched it on Hulu I think.

@edtsch

5 жыл бұрын

I love the Detectorists. I've been waiting for the next season to air on Netflix.

One of my favorite channels on KZread, thanks for your hard work!

The tasting notes text moving with you was great! Great vid

Anouther great video, bravo! Quick question though, who does the editing on your videos? It’s a great mix of entertaining and funny and the editing really brings out the funny.

I lost it when the Tasting Notes moved with Greg 😂

@ServingKant42069

5 жыл бұрын

I dont know why that was so hillarious

@KBDirector123

5 жыл бұрын

Same!

I like how Greg's shake always starts slow and speeds up. Sort of like my drinking when I late-night binge this channel at 4am after bartending all night

I've watched most of your amazingly informative and hilarious vids, and i absolutely love them!! ps loved watching the set progression over the seasons. real production value!

whoever edits your videos is amazing.

If you like black licorice you should try greek oyzo

I love detectorists! It’s such a well shot and subtle comedic experience! My go to weekend binge when I want to unwind

New subscriber Greg. I just went back watched damn near every video. Keep up the great stuff!!!!

Dont talk down about Malort! Haha I'll take a one of everything and make it a double. Cheers!

I don't know if you'll see this, but you inspired me to take up a family tradition and make homemade Kahlua!

I love this show so much, both the office and HTD

Hey man! I watched your Twitch and it's pretty cool! Love the drink ideas and the attitude you keep up!

Absinthe watered down while being strengthen sounds good

Hey Greg, I absolutely love your videos and they are so adicting to watch. I honestly want to become a bartender just so I can serve up these drinks lol. I was wondering if I might give you a recomendation for a drink to make. In Fallout New Vegas, in the DLC Dead Money, you can get the recipe for something called a Sierra Madre Martini. The recipe calls for "cloud residue", Junk Food, and a tin can but if you drop it out of your inventory it has the appearance of a whiskey bottle that darker and labeled "Sierra Madre Martini". I know you cant quit follow the exact recipe but I was curious if you could find out a cool recipe of your own

The words leaned out of the way when Greg swayed over that way! Perfect!

8:53 Is no one going to talk about this awesome piece of editing right here? I love it

This is great, no Tom and Jerry's for everybody at the party this Christmas Eve 😂😂 Cheers ✌️

Loving The Detectorists shout out, can't believe that made it across the pond 👏 The epitome of true Englishness ❤

the subtle panning of the tasting notes when you leaned into them got me good

I've literally never met another person who loves Detectorists as much as I do, and you Sir, have just made my day!

It's so strange how you can mix certain spirits together and combined they not only taste well but cancel out the burn each one gives off. For example something like an AMF sounds like it would be totally unbearable but it works really well

Spanish ciders also get a high pour to add bubbles

Youre turning my alcoholism into something Im almost proud of. Drink making has becone ridiculously fun and your videos are a really good reference for drinks and what you might do differently for personal taste. Keep em comin cuz theres a world of drinks I still need to try.

Amazingly comedic episode. I love the Office. This drink looks dangerous...dangerously strong 🥴

Reminds me of my favorite to get if I want to get a bit out of hand: The Blue/Adios MF'er. Just change out the Absinthe for 60ml of Tequila, the Triple Sec for Blue Curaçao and skip the Splenda.

I was legit gonna ask you do do this one, but then though "oh he'd never..."

The editing here is top notch, absolutely perfect for the style of content presented. Kudos!

Just heard your musical muttering and for half a second I thought of Curly Howard mixing a drink. Love the show!

The lean edit was amazing

What is this “milk punch” you speak of????

I dont regret subbing to your channel I enjoy your sense of humor! Keep up the good work 🙂

This is the only Dizzy Gillespie (PBUH) reference I've ever seen and I thank you from the bottom of my heart.

I didn't create the show and I'm not responsible for this drink. Disavow, disavow.

9:34 "This is a pointless endeavor. I think we're done here." . . . . . That's what she said.

YES please do a whole thing on tea! Can't wait!

I think one of my favorite parts of this channel and the content is the background music. It always puts me in a good mood. If you can help it, never change.

This drink is that point in your life when you can afford more alcohol than you could in college but don't know anything about alcohol so you just mash it all together.

Do something from Parks and Rec now that's a great show

My guy! I'm so happy you like Detectorists! I.m from the UK myself so had no idea that the show came to America! Wow! Cheers to you pal

You have made my day - if you love The Detectorists - I never thought people outside the UK would even get it, let alone love it- and yet I am so glad to be proved wrong!

"I don't get breaks between my drinks anymore." How hard did they have to twist your arm? Looking forward to the Long Island Iced Tea Episode. I escaped from Long Island, but our namesake drink will be good to see!

that is so much absinthe, i can imagine that its just a really hard absinth taste.

Cant w8 for friday!!!! My fav drink coming up :D Keep up the awsome work mate

i love at 8:50 when he starts to move the text goes with him, then it goes back in place.

Here's to Mr. Iacocca and his failed experiment, the Delorean!

Binging with Babish and How to Drink in one day!!! Well isn't this amazing. (Do a collaaaaaaaaab)

@gian323

5 жыл бұрын

They have one! I think it's an eggnog drink

Was at work at fire station on an overtime shift and my buddy showed me this channel. I'm addicted

The pours are coming along! Love it :)