Warning: I misspoke. It’s 7 grams of yeast, not ounces, but hey it’s up to you.

@lino4

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

@Le_dank_memez

3 жыл бұрын

It's gonna explode if you put 8 ounces of yeast

@randomjunkohyeah1

3 жыл бұрын

I mean you are after all the Lilo & Stitch of your handwich

@TomTheyy

3 жыл бұрын

DefunctPan would be neat-ass series, recreating long-gone food products. Someone needs to show that Babish guy up at his game!

@veronikayrkoska7056

3 жыл бұрын

198.4 grams of yeast yum

"The first sandwich you can hold in one hand" is such a great line, because it tells you, in one short sentence, that Michael Eisner had a fully-staffed test kitchen, a massive marketing team, and a theme park full of employees, and not a single one of them was willing to break it to him that actually, you can just cut a sandwich in half.

@edurnealvarez6455

2 жыл бұрын

Rolling on the floor laughing

@kobaltsteel6418

2 жыл бұрын

Eisner: you can... cut sandwhiches? Why didn't I know about this!?

@ZigealFaust

2 жыл бұрын

He would have fired the person who told that to him on the spot for hurting his fragile ego.

@digimonlover1632

2 жыл бұрын

But it wouldn’t be a whole sandwich.

@The_Bird_Bird_Harder

2 жыл бұрын

@@digimonlover1632 Hold two halves, in one hand.

They thought they were making a culinary breakthrough. Little did they know that Burritos existed.

@gremlinman9724

Жыл бұрын

i dont think eisner has ever even seen a mexican man, let alone mexican cuisine.

@monochromicornthetuna4256

11 ай бұрын

Shawarma too😂

@deathstinger13

8 ай бұрын

or Onigiri

@beaneater6923

7 ай бұрын

or a sandwich. cut in half

@DaLatinKnight

7 ай бұрын

Burritos imo are also easier eaten with two hands, but imo hot pockets filled whatever void hamwiches were trying to fill

it warms my heart to know that the order placed in this video is probably NOT the strangest order the arby’s worker took that day

@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225

10 ай бұрын

And this is supposed to be an Arby's in _Limbo!_

@braydengrant1046

6 ай бұрын

I worked at ARby's before and its common for people to order beef and cheddars or roast beef sandwiches without the buns

@chjbsdhkcjndsf

3 ай бұрын

i feel like that's a pretty normal order tbh. people with celiac disease often order burgers & sandwiches without the bun because most fast food places dont offer gluten-free options

my life has forever changed with this revelation

@crosby8877

3 жыл бұрын

dang RT you also watch this channel that's cool

@benedictdwyer2608

3 жыл бұрын

Damn bestie ya watch defunctland?? Pog

@voreenjoyer309

3 жыл бұрын

Hi rt

@CrilG-Games

3 жыл бұрын

YES I AGREE

@Business_Skeleton

3 жыл бұрын

It's always lovely to see when you tubers i like watch other youtubers I like

"...And you'll never guess who was responsible for it's creation" Me: Michael Eisn- "Michael Eisner..." Me: SON OF A MOUSE

@logicaltips4107

3 жыл бұрын

Michael Eisner has become the Kamen Rider Decade of the Disney History Canon When in doubt, it's Eisner's fault

@LeaHandler

3 жыл бұрын

My husband thought I was some sort of wizard for shouting out that answer. …clearly he hasn’t seen enough Defunctland yet

@kamenriderbizzare4726

3 жыл бұрын

@@logicaltips4107 ONORE EISNER

@katherinealvarez9216

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@logicaltips4107

3 жыл бұрын

@@kamenriderbizzare4726 "Who are you?" "Just a retiring CEO of Disney. Remember that! Henshin!"

The whole "This is the FIRST sandwich you can hold with *one hand!*" is pretty dumb, but I'm not gonna lie, this looks perfect for messier sandwiches. The kind of sandwich where you take one bite and half the fillings squeeze out the other end back onto the plate, and you gotta decide if you wanna open the sandwich back up to pile them back in there only to risk the exact same thing happening again, or if you'll just finish your sandwich that 70% bread and then eat the rest of the fillings up with a fork.

@colinstevenson6984

Жыл бұрын

Except now, you'd get it all over your face.

@sleepypanda3694

Жыл бұрын

I mean, you could also just use flatbread and make a wrap? Tuck the ends in and behold! No spilling.

@SgtSupaman

Жыл бұрын

@@sleepypanda3694 , except wraps often break open and spill anyway.

@sliceofham3737

Жыл бұрын

@@sleepypanda3694 but then you lose that fluffy bread taste and feel

@KerythDraws

Жыл бұрын

wrap the sandwich in paper like a restaurant, problem solved

The thing about the Handwich is that it's not immediately a bad idea. If I saw one being offered, I'd definitely try it. But the Handwich is something that's all about the details. How thick is the bread? How viscous are the fillings? It's something that could definitely "work" as a sort of novelty.

@NightmareBlade10

11 ай бұрын

I think the real issue with the handwich is that they tried so heavily to market it as a remarkable and mindblowing "sandwich of the future" which doesn't really shore up to the disappointment you get when you bite into what tastes like a normal and generic chicken/tuna salad wrap in the shape of a cone. If they offered this without all of the disney brand TM patenting and fanfare then I'm sure they would still be selling it to this day. It seems pretty convenient and I can imagine it would taste awesome with a brioche or puff pastry cone with some barbecue chicken, lettuce and onions, or even dessert styled crepe fillings. Just don't try to make it sound like something it's not.

@lyndonwesthaven6623

9 ай бұрын

Okay, the cone thing is cute, but I want something crusty. Tastier and more structurally sound

@gastonbell108

9 ай бұрын

It's like a big Japanese hand roll except instead of filled with rice it's filled with wet stuff that would likely leak.

@carso1500

8 ай бұрын

​@@lyndonwesthaven6623i think of they were made of puff pastry they would be delicious

@lyndonwesthaven6623

8 ай бұрын

@@carso1500 I'm also here for the cone croissanwich

“And you’ll never guess who was responsible for its creation.” NO! NOT AGAIN! IT'S NOT POSSIBLE! “It was Michael Eisner.”

@merrittanimation7721

3 жыл бұрын

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

@jakerelind5577

3 жыл бұрын

All roads lead to Eisner. He is the genesis of the Odd in this world.

@doctorwholover1012

3 жыл бұрын

I swear Eisner was doing a "Worst Ideas Speedrun: CEO edition" during his time at Disney

@deeya

3 жыл бұрын

"It was Eisner all along..." [gasp] we finally know where they got the inspiration for that song!

@DragonBallZKaifan2

3 жыл бұрын

@@merrittanimation7721 NOOOOOOOOooooo!!! NO!

I feel like "Castle Cone" sounds so much better and still fits Disney's overall theme

@Soufriere84

3 жыл бұрын

Someone should go back in time and tell Eisner that. Aside from too-out-there ingredients, he was let down by the dumbest marketers on Disney's payroll (and considering everything ELSE, that's _really_ saying something).

@SillyVaporeon

3 жыл бұрын

I agree

@planescaped

3 жыл бұрын

The castle cone legit sounded good. The handwich sounds like an SNL/MADTv skit...

@SuperDavidBrothers

3 жыл бұрын

I totally agree with that statement dude!

@z-beeblebrox

3 жыл бұрын

Hmm I don't know. Like, out of context I expect "Castle Cone" to be some kind of elaborate ice cream cone, and any time something sounds like it's ice cream but isn't ice cream, my disappointment is immeasurable.

I love that the store section is literally just him recording himself walking into a store, buying a loaf of bread, struggling at the self checkout like everyone else, then just walking out but the voice over made it so intense

@moodycowcrafts4862

Жыл бұрын

I loved the demented ghost of mickey just joining in the chorus of "ha~ndwich!"

"I guess everyone was right when they called you Two Handwich Kevin" is so unhinged

“it was michael eisner.” HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

@mimkyodar

3 жыл бұрын

Spoilers, He Didn't.

@sinsoftheswamp8346

3 жыл бұрын

@@mimkyodar yeah his net worth is only 1 billion jokes on him

@doodledungit

3 жыл бұрын

YOU POISONED BROCK

@blue_eyedfloozy

3 жыл бұрын

PLEASE as soon as he said “you’ll never guess who was behind it” I was like oh my god here we go

@samtinkle9076

3 жыл бұрын

He is the human definition of “Goddamnit old man, not again!”

"...when in reality, the Handwich rides you" needs to be put on merch

@AxxLAfriku

3 жыл бұрын

Please stop giving me mean comments. My mother reads the comments I get and she cries a lot because of it. Please be nice, dear rose

@altoid2097

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku what are you talking about?

@cfruge444

3 жыл бұрын

Only in Soviet Russia.

@merrittanimation7721

3 жыл бұрын

@@altoid2097 Spammer, ignore him

@CLAYTERRACOTTA

3 жыл бұрын

Disney would turn his ass inside out if he did that.

Catch me fucking crying because Kevin Perjurer the Defuncland guy made me a handwich and that's the kindest thing anyone has ever done for me.

@missybarbour6885

3 жыл бұрын

Went full Mr. Rogers for that one...

@nanp545

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly when he said “one for me, one for you” I felt that

@angeliqte

3 жыл бұрын

we don’t deserve him 🥺🥺

@TheKillfish

3 жыл бұрын

Right in the feels, and right in my desire to have a BBQ Chicken Handwich

@harinimarchadi1204

2 жыл бұрын

when he said “and one for you” I got very emotional I must admit

That Fahrenheit 451/1984 joke just won you a Patreon Sir. I don't know why but it just killed me. I watching this last night and I was still chucking at it this morning.

@Olliebunny

Жыл бұрын

His ability to casually throw out jokes that punch you 3 times in a row like this never fails to impress me

@AC-hv4wj

Жыл бұрын

I know both books but whats the joke if u dont mind explaining?

@ruwisc_

Жыл бұрын

@@AC-hv4wj Fahrenheit 451's title comes from the fact that Kevin cited, that 451˚F is the temperature at which paper catches fire

@chloeselvey

Жыл бұрын

IT JUST CLICKED FOR ME THAT 1,984 IS 1984 OMG

@HypernovaBolts11

Жыл бұрын

I had to scroll way too far to find someone else talking about that joke.

I love that only about 40% of this video is about the Handwich and the remainder is an incredibly well-produced and drawn-out gag

@yutuberocks22

21 күн бұрын

Well, and a Handwich cooking tutorial.

I literally burst out laughing. The reveal that Michael Eisner is always the culprit will never NOT be funny.

@kc3d777

3 жыл бұрын

its always like unmasking a scooby doo villain and I just always imagine him turning to the camera and saying "I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for this bad economy and ignorance of market demands!"

@t.a.d.k.d6580

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaidasimone_”…again!”

@anunnakicrown

3 жыл бұрын

The frames of him stroking his purebred mini snow cat is the epitome of his villainry at 4:08

@ridhosamudro2199

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, spoiler!

@zerocool5395

3 жыл бұрын

That cat did not wanna be there lol.

This madman actually goes through the process of studying and recreating Disney's single-hand sandwich, then immediately uses two hands to bite into it

@cyber_xiii3786

2 жыл бұрын

Just because you CAN eat it with one hand doesn't mean it's the best option

@reaperkollyns6495

2 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking this when I read this comment.

@CatholicZola

2 жыл бұрын

Pure instinct is all that is

@ano_nym

2 жыл бұрын

@@cyber_xiii3786 "Your cooks was so preoccupied with whether they could that they didn't think of whether they should."

@G.reviewz

2 жыл бұрын

SHEAR HERESY!

This man has so much creative energy he had to make every section for the 3 handwiches different. He even mimics the performance style of the different flavors of cooking show perfectly. I actually wanted to punch him a few times during the second section, it mimics annoying modern cooking shows perfectly. I can't believe I slept on this video for so long, this guy is talented in literally everything he does for his content.

@survivordave

Жыл бұрын

We don't deserve Kevin Perjurer, but God saw fit to bless us with him anyway 😂 He's the only creator who can get me to not only watch feature length documentaries but rewatch them too. I won't lie that I miss his more frequent lower-key videos like this one but at least the stuff he is putting out is top notch.

@ericlotze7724

10 ай бұрын

The A e s t h e t i c in this video was AMAZING

@lyndonwesthaven6623

9 ай бұрын

I am losing my mind over the amount of production value he crammed into under half an hour

@user-jk7vp7vn2k

3 ай бұрын

this is the video which made me go from watching defunctland for the content to watching it for kevin (and dreaming of him, too)

“let’s try to keep it at a mezzo forte, kevin’s got a headache” is undoubtedly the funniest thing i’ve ever seen on this channel

"Implying that you can RIDE the Handwich. In reality, the Handwich rides YOU." This slogan could have saved the whole damn Handwich

@SomeOne-ym4xg

3 жыл бұрын

“You’ve ridden Space Mountain. Now experience the only thing in Disney that rides you.”

@mastermarkus5307

3 жыл бұрын

@@SomeOne-ym4xg I appreciate how it's both vaguely sexy, and vaguely threatening.

@ErickC

3 жыл бұрын

They could have even gotten Yakov Smirnoff to promote it!

"Say the line, Kevin!" "It was Michael Eisner." "YAAAAAY!"

@BigT.Larrity

3 жыл бұрын

"Top o the morning to ya!" "Oldest anarchy server in Minecraft" "it was Michael Eisner"

@LordProteus

3 жыл бұрын

Woozle-Wozzle?

I love how he starts with what we SHOULD do, and ends with what we're probably GOING TO do, because there's no way we're going to do this experiment using our whole asses.

Would just like to mention that the Cozy Cone still sells unofficial handwiches to this day ! It’s been my go to quick lunch every time I’ve gone this year haha :)

@ethanstine426

9 ай бұрын

Pray Disney never notices

@julialuster3684

7 ай бұрын

Cozy Cone is in cars land in Disneys California Adventure. They recycled the concept 😊

@ciderfan823

6 ай бұрын

I went to Disney World in August and didn't know about this. Otherwise I would have tried it.

"The first sandwich you can hold in one hand." Greeks: "No." Mexicans: "No." Subway: "No." John Montagu, the 4th Earl of Sandwich, inventor of the sandwich: "No."

@MiraBoo

3 жыл бұрын

My thoughts as well 😂

@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick

3 жыл бұрын

Like…isn’t the entire POINT of the sandwich that it’s a meal you can eat with one hand?

@starspeculation

3 жыл бұрын

Hell, I eat lots of sandwiches one-handed! Egg-McMuffins are definitely one-handers.

@deleetiusproductions3497

3 жыл бұрын

@@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick I guess. Also, it turns out that by simply calling the Handwich a sandwich, you're being absurd right away. This instantly places Disney in Sandwich Structure Tier III. This is designated "Structural Rebel". Structural Rebels are defined as people who believe that if you contain a food within another food, it's a sandwich. Disney does end up falling in Ingredient Tier I. Designation Ingredient Purist: Requires classic sandwich toppings. But this doesn't change the fact that this "sandwich" is MODELED AFTER AN ICE CREAM CONE.

@TheBluestflamingos

3 жыл бұрын

@@deleetiusproductions3497 oh, don't worry. I don't consider the handwich a sandwich. I consider it a mistake.

"There's a book named after the ignition point of paper, 1984" That is one of the best jokes I've ever heard.

@wednesday181

2 жыл бұрын

I had to double back just to be sure I caught that correctly. A perfect low-key Kevin joke.

@thezephyrsong

2 жыл бұрын

hang on let me google something real quick yeah this is funny

@TroyPacelli

2 жыл бұрын

Someone help me out here. Is there something deeper than the swap of 1984 and Fahrenheit 451?

@TheTownNarcoleptic

2 жыл бұрын

As someone studying English Lit at A Level, it still took me a couple of seconds to properly wrap my head around it, but when I did it was brilliant

@josephwilliams1915

2 жыл бұрын

@@TroyPacelli nope, that's the joke, hahaha.

20:08 "The Handwhich was meant to die. *Let it Stay Dead* " I need that on a SHIRT LMAO 💀

Fun fact if you take a shot every time you hear the word ‘handwich’ by 10 mins in you’ll be drunk enough to attempt making your own handwich at 4am by yourself. Also do not do this.

Being told that Michael Eisener was at the New York World's Fair and was alive and at the same place as Walt Disney has *SHATTERED* my sense of time

@sswpp8908

3 жыл бұрын

Me too. I suppose because Eisner's time as CEO seems recent, but he left 15 years ago and was there for a long time. He started as CEO of Disney only 16 years after that world's fair and would have been in his early 40s as an executive. That means he was not just alive during the fair but in his mid 20s.

@austin_bennett

2 жыл бұрын

@@sswpp8908 wait what!? I assumed he was in his 30s when he was CEO & had to be a kid then (around 10)! This is absolutely mind blowing to me

@Kaltagstar96

2 жыл бұрын

@@sswpp8908 Is Eisner even still alive? I imagine that, if he is, he's getting up in age?

@shardgunner4815

2 жыл бұрын

Kinda unrelated , but there’s this clip floating around KZread of this 1950’s game show where they brought on the last surviving witness to Lincoln’s assassination. He was 96 at the time of his appearance, and he was 5 on the day Lincoln died. That one really broke me

@sswpp8908

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kaltagstar96 He'll be 80 next year according to Wikipedia.

I genuinely believe if they had just kept the name "Castle Cone" it would still be around. Handwich sounds strangely aggressive.

@TownieSimBuilds

Жыл бұрын

The name definitely sounded cheesy and unappetizing, I agree with Castle Cone being more viable!

@daisyprayers

Жыл бұрын

I was going to say the same thing, “handwich” is the least magical word I could possibly think of.

@silversonome5360

Жыл бұрын

I mean, Pokémon nailed it with the _Casteliacone,_ so we know for a fact that it could work...

@alexboylan32

Жыл бұрын

it also implies that the shape is the novelty, instead of that it could be eaten using your hands. The fact that it was marketed as a revolutionary sandwich you could eat with your hands is so fucking ridiculous that it was bound to fail

@CharlieApples

Жыл бұрын

Let me get a roast beef knuckle sandwich

This is super interesting cause there is actually a place here in Idaho called “Coned” and they too make pizza cones. It’s pizza dough shaped into a cone, loaded with layers of sauce, cheese and other toppings till it’s full, topped with more cheese and baked. It’s actually super delicious and quite popular! It is insanely filling too!

@zeldamag8381

9 ай бұрын

Sounds delicious!

@lasskinn474

5 ай бұрын

'crepes' in thailand that are like a rather dry crepe as a cone filled with stuff are fairly popular. as in basically every street market will have a vendor. stuff can be anything. like from ham to fake crabsticks to strawberry jam to cheese. i'd rather have euro style crepes tbh. and there's just something weird using some pea-corn-paprika mix on a concoction like that.

The cooking show bit was deeply unsettling for some reason, props

@bitchassmoththing

Жыл бұрын

spamton sweepstakes vibes

@clownrat5759

4 ай бұрын

He was copying the style of binging with babish’s videos 😂 idk how nobody noticed that

"It was Michael Eisner" HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN?

@TheAnubis57

3 жыл бұрын

I love the young people.

@dissonanceparadiddle

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheAnubis57 and the movie splash, to I would say, unhealthy degree 🤣

This is one of those dumb ideas you think up with the bois and then laugh at how stupid it was the next day

@ssrunner

3 жыл бұрын

This is 100% a Highdea

@cokentutes

3 жыл бұрын

Except when you’re Michael Eisner you throw a hundred thousand dollars at the idea the next day.

@merrittanimation7721

3 жыл бұрын

@@cokentutes Michael Eisner has no dumb ideas. Michael Eisner says so.

@ebwarg

3 жыл бұрын

@@merrittanimation7721 “Isn’t that right, Jeffrey Kittykatzenberg?”

@merrittanimation7721

3 жыл бұрын

@@ebwarg "Meow" "See, he agrees."

Honestly, this concept would go over so well at a fair of some kind these days. Like a barbecue sundae, except you can eat the cup. It reduces waste AND increases the food you get per meal. Why haven't I seen these at the state fair before??

@darkwood777

Жыл бұрын

I've seen breadcones at fairs. Shredded chicken or pork cones or meatball cones. They've been around for awhile.

@TheKinseth

Жыл бұрын

Well now I feel kind of cheated.

@seka1986

Жыл бұрын

👎

@FlorenceSlugcat

6 ай бұрын

That is the very definition of an ice cream cone, burrito, and their origin themselves An edible, self contained, bowl

I don't think we should let Disney forget this. We should bring it up every year like annoying aunts at thanksgiving just to embarrass them.

defunctland videos: you’ll never guess who was responsible for this insane, batshit bizarre thing at Disney that got made in the late 80’s to early 90’s and everyone hated Me, leaning forward: was it Michael eisner Defunctland video: it was Michael eisner Me, hooting and hollering: HOLY SHIT

@Nonyah123

3 жыл бұрын

ur funny lets get married

@howhow2275

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nonyah123 hey thanks for performing that lifesaving surgery on my puppy and paying me $50,000,000 dollars, real kind of you

@snailsucker

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nonyah123 hey man thank you for lending me your batmobile, the operation was successful. My daughter is 9 pounds 2 oz. can't wait to see you at the pool party this Saturday!

@riyeski122

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nonyah123 omg thank you for saving my family and I from a massive house fire and not to mention you gave us a new mansion with a butler thank you so much 🙏

@SmokeyChipOatley

3 жыл бұрын

“HE SAID IT! HE SAID THE THING! I DIDNT THINK THEY’D DO IT BUT THOSE MICKEY EARED FREAKS DONE DID THE THING! GOD BLESS THIS COUNTRY! MICHAEL DING DONG EISNER DID IT AGAIN!” *slowly begins to sob as fireworks burst intermittently catching a sparkle on a wet cheek as the star spangled banner plays in the background*

Honestly, the 'Handwich' would have been a tasty, fun treat for Disney had they not marketed it as a "revolutionary, sandwich of the future" that promised to be more than it actually was. That being: just a weirdly-shaped sandwich.

@cryw1092

2 жыл бұрын

Castle Cone was a better name, imo.

@MatthewCampbell765

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I think I agree. While it's hardly a revolutionary idea, it's not exactly a terrible idea. It's "a sort of weirdly-shaped sandwich", so it's kind of odd that it was an outright failure. I could see a food cart selling them and being somewhat successful.

@nuggs4snuggs516

2 жыл бұрын

If you're eating from the top, I could see these being actually kind of nice. With just one hand, it seems like a nice way to keep all the filling *in* the sandwich

@sd-ch2cq

2 жыл бұрын

The problem for me is that the cone-shape makes the filling unevenly distributed: you'll start with only eating salad and end with only eating bread. But you can probably alleviate that problem with different cone-shapes or different layers of filling. I agree that it could be a minor hit as a fun novelty food, without all that "future of food" nonsense

@JuanStamos

2 жыл бұрын

i want the pulled chicken one

If you listen to this with CC, the screen fills with SANDWICH text in that last scene. It's almost more terrifying than the scene

@VorpalStorm

4 ай бұрын

I went back and rewatched that part with CC on, thank you. You’re absolutely right, it was horrifying and I loved it.

My daughter went to DCA recently on a school trip. While making her plans, she discovered one of DCA's snack locations (Cozy Cone Motel 3) is currently serving three varieties of Handwich. She took a group of her friends and tried the lot. Says it was the highlight of her whole trip.

@wut939

23 күн бұрын

is she also a arsonist?

I like the establishment of three Kevins: 1970s-1980s Public Access Kevin: who scratch-makes his delectable morsels as his voice laps at your inner ear like warm honey, 2000s Daytime TV Kevin: a student of Sandra Lee's "semi-homemade" method, and 2020s Cocaine Kevin: a somewhat distressed man pleading with a service industry worker at 1 AM to fill three bowls of Arby's Beef and Cheddar filling as the voice of Michael Eisner tries to convince him every idea he ever had was a good one.

@foxyfoxington2651

3 жыл бұрын

One more: Lost in the Void Cliffhanger Ending Kevin.

@n0m4nic

3 жыл бұрын

I forgot about that lush Sandra Lee. She made a "cocktail" by drinking Hypnotiq straight.

@aubreyh1930

3 жыл бұрын

“Whose voice laps at your inner ear like warm honey” is the most upsetting thing I’ve read this week

@YoutubePizzer

3 жыл бұрын

defunctlore

@doubtful_seer

3 жыл бұрын

@@n0m4nic fun fact: she was going through a divorce at the time

"She's a sweetheart but a bit of an arsonist" is something I would only expect to hear on this channel and yet it still caught me off guard

@immortaluglyfish2724

3 жыл бұрын

Gonna use this line as a song lyric

@cecilyerker

3 жыл бұрын

Is my daughter Wednesday Addams

@farawaysky

3 жыл бұрын

it reminded me of klee from genshin impact lol

@chompythebeast

3 жыл бұрын

@@immortaluglyfish2724 Now, to find a rhyme for "arsonist"...

@immortaluglyfish2724

3 жыл бұрын

@@chompythebeast botanist, something with "pissed" and uhhhhh... lemon twist?

When I went to Budapest this summer bread cones filled with stuff like sausages, cheese, sauerkraut, etc. seemed to be pretty popular as street food. So clearly at least some people are into the idea.

@sober_monk

Жыл бұрын

Kolbice! It's a play on words with "kolbász" (sausage) and "ice cream". I tried it once and I think it's kind of a gimmick - a bit messy, tastes ok but not good enough to make you want to come back for more.

Handwich: the first sandwich that you can hold with ONE hand!!! Hotdog:

@myriadmediamusings

3 ай бұрын

And then there is that debate on whether or not a hotdog is a sandwich.

@Olliebunny

3 ай бұрын

@@myriadmediamusings after all of this time someone finally said the response I was waiting for lol

Kevin: “It was Michael Eisner” Everyone: *Surprised Pikachu face*

@MangoMagica

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, must be a day that ends in Y

@magnificloud

3 жыл бұрын

It's ALWAYS Michael Eisner 😭

@benjamingreenwood7370

3 жыл бұрын

**Peewee Herman voice** AAAAAHHHH YOU SAID THE MAGIC WORD AAAAAAHHHH

@mercster

3 жыл бұрын

Amazing that even given a keyboard and ample space to type words, people instead choose to describe what a meme might look like.

@krustykrabpizza4328

2 жыл бұрын

@@mercster certain subsets of culture are evolving past language. Most people don't even have a firm enough grasp on regular English, let alone whatever we would like to call "meme culture" so they use it as a replacement mainly for informal situations

No one's talking about that 1984 joke, but that was solid. Props, Kevin

@Soufriere84

3 жыл бұрын

It WAS solid and I busted a gut. But, those who understand, understand. No need to educate the rubes. :P

@jannajackson11

3 жыл бұрын

Straight up laughed out loud.

@BasiliskKingOfSerpents

3 жыл бұрын

It went by so quick but I loved it

@CassietheReal

3 жыл бұрын

Was expecting it after seeing this comment but it still caught me by surprise, absolute gold

@nitehawk86

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, it isn't as good as "handwich rides you", but it is a damn good joke.

I absolutely love the one thousand nine hundred and eighty-four joke. Brilliant.

Okay, but that Mac and cheese one actually looks fire

the sandwich was literally made to be eaten with one hand, it was created as something that could be eaten while playing cards, and somehow that makes this entire thing even funnier

@Levacque

11 ай бұрын

Eisner was consistently funny while trying his very best to be as serious as possible. Such a dork.

@carlbirtles4518

9 ай бұрын

John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich invented the sandwich for that very reason.

@nathangamble125

7 ай бұрын

@@carlbirtles4518 The 8th Duke of Beaufort, who lived at Badminton House, invented badminton in the mid 19th century (initially as a variant of tennis which used a shuttlecock, which had been introduced to England from India a few years previously), in order to avoid damaging paintings and other valuables when playing tennis indoors.

@StarmenRock

7 ай бұрын

@@nathangamble125 this is so cool, thanks for sharing

@rocoe9019

7 ай бұрын

That's not true !

Love the fact that making the BBQ sauce involves onion, cider vinegar, sugar, and an entire bottle of store-bought BBQ sauce.

@RainbowCatGX

2 жыл бұрын

THINKING QUICKLY, KEVIN CONSTRUCTS A HOMEMADE BARBECUE SAUCE USING ONLY SOME ONION, VINEGAR, SUGAR, AND BARBECUE SAUCE.

@yourmomshouse6984

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao I worked at an insanely busy steakhouse that claimed to make their own BBQ sauce. It was literally just heating up Open pit and mixing it with liquid smoke 😂

@dsalucas

2 жыл бұрын

Hot sauce at a pizza place I worked at was just Frank's red hot with pepper, crushed red pepper, garlic, and an herb that might have been oregano but I don't remember clearly. Really improved it though.

@monhi64

2 жыл бұрын

That reminds me of a story, in second grade me and a few kids somehow got interested in making peanut butter. We all went home made the best peanut butter we could, bring it to school to determine a winner. This guy wins and I’m talking to him asking how he made it. And he’s like “oh yeah it’s mostly jif” like goddamnit man that doesn’t count lol

@Light-fi1mj

2 жыл бұрын

Hey man, Joe's BBQ is no joke!

Imagine if this had been the last video on the channel and Kevin just left us with the implication that he'd been lost somewhere in the time space continuum.

In defense of the Handwich name, I like its “one letter off from Sandwich” thing, and compared to “Castle Cones”, it seems more overt with its whole sandwich deal, while with the latter, some might’ve instinctively (and incorrectly) picture it as an *ice cream* cone

I think that Defunctland started off with every intention of being a serious documentary series on defunct amusement park properties, but has only become more unhinged as time goes on

@arturotroncoso3484

3 жыл бұрын

As all things should be.

@fallingpetunias9046

3 жыл бұрын

I think we can etch that down as a fact

@NerdsTravels

3 жыл бұрын

I’m not mad about it.

@DeliciousHotShmoze

3 жыл бұрын

The surreal aspect of this episode is definitely unprecedented for this show, but definitely not unexpected. Kevin has always used some form of humor, especially deadpan, to some degree since the beginning. He’s truly cranked it up to 11 though in the more recent episodes.

@ThatDonParker

3 жыл бұрын

Now I understand why we always called him "Two Handwich Kevin"

I came to watch about how the handwich failed. But I ended up getting an epic cinematic journey on how to make them in many different ways. Did not expect this at all!

@habstab6551

3 жыл бұрын

Huh. Didn't expect to find you here, Darzeth. ... So, uh. Not sure what else to say. Hope you have a pleasant rest of your day?

@XdarzethX

3 жыл бұрын

@@habstab6551 heya

@wanderingoryx3710

3 жыл бұрын

Look up Japanese crepes

@hammison

3 жыл бұрын

What's up, checkmark

@normadgarmez7026

3 жыл бұрын

Same here. I think I'll make one of my own like a pb&j

I can't believe you got a whole audience for this one. You go above and beyond, man

i love that this video could’ve just been about how they created an okay product but the marketing didn’t really you can hold and eat almost any other kind of sandwich in one hand, but instead it was funny and chaotic and “she’s a bit of an arsonist” absolutely killed me

"The paper will not catch fire. There's actually a great book about this which states the auto ignition point of paper right in its title. It is called one thousand nine hundred and eighty-four." So many fucking layers to this joke it might as well be an onion.

@pablossjui

2 жыл бұрын

But the auto ignition point is actually 451 F? I don't get it

@amoureux6502

2 жыл бұрын

@@pablossjui the joke is the book with the ignition-point title is Fahrenheit 451 but he references the book 1984 (reading it as a number instead of a year) instead

@Humorless_Wokescold

2 жыл бұрын

@@amoureux6502 And that they're both works of dystopian fiction that people constantly mistake for the other. A bit like how some people seem to think lines from Paradise Lost are actually from the Bible.

@natmorse-noland9133

2 жыл бұрын

Thank God I'm working from home because I burst out laughing at that line.

@JDraks

2 жыл бұрын

I burst out laughing at this, beautiful joke

I love the idea that Michael Eisner just never heard of a crepe

@InventorZahran

2 жыл бұрын

When I visited New Orleans, there was a resturaunt that served savory crepes with meat, cheese, and vegetables, just like a Handwich.

@carsonbutch8386

2 жыл бұрын

@@InventorZahran do they not have these where you live? 😥

@pangetpampam8272

2 жыл бұрын

I mean there are savory crepes, I haven't eaten a authentic crepe but I'd recon the texture would be different because the bread part of handwiches are actual bread, in that case burritos and anything wrapped in tortilla really is a handwich then

@Josh-of8ro

2 жыл бұрын

@@InventorZahran they have a stand that sells savory crepes like that at Universal Studios

@iwanfals7143

2 жыл бұрын

Or tacos or any kind of street food that involves bread.

I love this energy. The history of your burn marks, the child arsonist, the “hiyah”. It just all is so silly and delightful. I do wonder if the fun 2005 baking show outfit was something from your own closet.

Came to learn about the handwich, stayed for the emotional journey to make the third hanwich 😭

I'm going to be honest here, I actually kind of respect Michael Eisner's willingness to try stupid stuff. The dude's like "Sandwich cones! Why not!? Throw it at the wall and see if it sticks!"

@karak962

2 жыл бұрын

me too 😔 I weirdly love him

@roxynano

2 жыл бұрын

This is so much better than the modern CEOs of Disney as they are too fearful of losing money now to do that. Michael Eisner in my opinion isn’t anywhere close as evil as the current CEO. At least Eisner was ambitious and tried to push boundaries! If he wanted a Disney cruise line, he built it himself and didn’t just buy Carnival.

@roxynano

2 жыл бұрын

@crassgop Well that is a lucky furniture guy!

@asmrtpop2676

2 жыл бұрын

@@roxynano Too bad he probably credits his success to hard work and he got there by himself.

@CHURCHISAWESUM

2 жыл бұрын

@crassgop I know a guy who used to be a server at Applebee's and now he's a wealth planner who makes like 1-2 million bucks a year. Doesn't have a college degree. And you know what? He's fantastic at his job. We all started somewhere. Nothing wrong with climbing the ladder from the bottom rung.

"I'm making two handwhiches. One for me... And one for you." is truely one of the most tender things I've heard. On par with "I want us to eat well."

@vaporwave2345

3 жыл бұрын

*Tenderrrr.* - TJ Detweiler

@lizzard3434

3 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie, I teared up a little when he said that

The latter half of this video was both hilarious and chaotically insane. I loved every moment, and I bet thar poor Arby's worker was so confused.

I am just so relieved that I am not the only person who thinks about that book whenever I put paper in the oven or have paper near any sort of heat or flame at all. Thank you Defunctland, I feel human again.

The most impressive part of this production for me was that he was willing, in public, to ask an Arby's employee for three BREADLESS sandwiches. I can't imagine hearing "so you want the meat and cheese... in a bowl?" and not immediately apologizing for what I've done and leaving.

@Anitube

2 жыл бұрын

You ever work in the food service industry, you know that's not even that weird. To be honest, if that were me working, it'd make my day because at least it's not a 30 ingredient drink with 20 shots of stuff. I would thank him for a funny, but not insane order.

@Gatorbox

2 жыл бұрын

It's common for people on low-carb high-protein diets to order burgers sans buns. One of the local places where I live will dice up the patty and serve it on a salad for you instead. It's weird, but it has its place.

@isolated_illustrations

2 жыл бұрын

I can't imagine going to Arby's for food at all, but whatever.

@rorystfu

2 жыл бұрын

If you've ever ordered anchovies on pizza, you've committed an unfathomably greater sin.

@OtakuUnitedStudio

2 жыл бұрын

I once had someone ask for a sandwich with no filling, just the bread and toppings.

I love how Eisner can't catch a break even when it's just a fucking sandwich.

@extropiantranshuman

Жыл бұрын

or the other way - that eisner couldn't succeed - even with sandwiches!

In Hollywood Studios at Fairfax Fare they now sell “mashed potato waffle bowls” with buff chix, korean bbq, or beef brisket. During the training the language used around the condensed, fully edible food being “cutting edge” was very similar. They’re definitely recycling the idea.

I love how chaotic that "Defunct Kitchen" segment was. Like, you're daughter is an arsonist, and to try to get her principal to not expel her, you're gonna make a handwich? Fantastic. Perfect solution. 😃

“Wherever it was, it was billed as Disney’s newest attraction, implying you can ride the Handwich. When in reality, the Handwich rides you.” You can’t drop lines like this and stay serious lmfao

@SivakAurak

3 жыл бұрын

Handwich is a top, confirmed.

@geckowizard9058

2 жыл бұрын

@ 6:38 - the subtitles should be (blah blah blah blah blah blah blah) PLEASE shorten your videos, this would be good; condensed to 5 minutes. Stick to the facts! I want to watch a documentary, not listen to rambling. Unsubscribed

alternate names for the handwich that could have helped it take off: -conewich -flavor triangle -the statue of liberty's torch, but delicious -the forbidden party hat -eisner's scourge upon humanity

@mookooy

3 жыл бұрын

if they named it Eisner's scourge on humanity half of Disney parks would have the same name

@troyjardine5850

3 жыл бұрын

I think "Eisner's scourge upon humanity" was the working title for "Superstar Limo"

@TimeTravelinc

3 жыл бұрын

Funny, I would’ve called it “Disney’s Conewich.” *The only sandwich you can eat in the shape of a cone*

@looneytoastywolf

3 жыл бұрын

Forbidden party hat is my fav lol

@gracecarter2173

3 жыл бұрын

Why aren’t you working at Disney? Theses are GENIUS!

This is like when the one kid in your group project keeps insisting on using their really stupid idea because they're convinced it will improve the project tenfold, only here that kid is an executive for one of, if not the largest entertainment conglomerates on the planet

I love that Kevin _deliberately_ eats each Handwich with two hands just to thumb his nose at the tagline. XD

"There was a book about this with the temperature right in the title: one thousand nine hundred and eighty four" was worth a like.

@himbowizard9655

3 жыл бұрын

I had to pause the video and immediately tell my roommate about that joke. my reaction was visceral.

@tagg218

3 жыл бұрын

..... Holy fuck that went right over my head the first time

@PedricCuf

3 жыл бұрын

I had to pause the video and go check that it was 451. Kevin is THAT convincing.

“The first sandwich you can eat with one hand” was an especially funny line considering I’m literally eating a sandwich with one hand right now

@Diwasho

3 жыл бұрын

Well with a normal sandwich the ability to hold it one handed depends on many variables like the size of the hand and the portion, the ingredients and their amount, how it's cut and whatnot. But handwich kind of ensures that _everyone_ can hold it in one hand no matter what.

@jozinek876

3 жыл бұрын

Yeh, that line's dumb. Still, the Handwich seems like a cool idea.

@556deltawolf

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that's what I'm thinking. I mean the whole point of a sandwich is that you can (mostly) hold it in one hand.

@XanthinZarda

3 жыл бұрын

I'm eating a folded tortilla with one hand.

@rararasputin8608

2 жыл бұрын

@Argus Big time, all due to a man's love for poker.

Dude, this video is a masterpiece. You did such a good job emulating a mid-aughts cooking-show-within-another-show-that-has-a-live-audience. Even the announcer voice sounded spot on, with that high energy, excited tone of voice popularized by MTV back then. And the handwhich at the end that's basically a sub sandwich with arby's meat 🤣 I laughed, I cried, and at the end I called my mother to tell her I love her. Chef's kiss, my friend!

That joke about the temperature that paper burns at probably went over everyone’s head 😂 love that

Calling it "the first sandwich you can hold in one hand" could not be more wrong because I think the sandwich as we know it now was invented when John Montagu (the 4th Earl of Sandwich) wanted to easily enjoy meat and bread while he was playing cards. The sandwich was invented so he could eat with one hand and hold his cards in the other. So, it's very likely that the first sandwich you can hold in one hand was... literally the first sandwich ever.

@NodDisciple1

3 жыл бұрын

Except Sandwiches go back to ancient Rome (mainly meat in pita bread)? The Earl just invented the modern version.

@41052

3 жыл бұрын

@@NodDisciple1 yeah the sandwich has been here since forever, sandwich’s are my favorite because they are so diverse. Tortas are my favorite.

@DMWayne-ke7fl

3 жыл бұрын

No, it was to keep the grease off of his hands that would have stained his cards.

@robinwc4672

3 жыл бұрын

Well didn't know that little fun fact - so thank you! But I was thinking the same thing! Isn't like every sub sandwich a handwhich if you have decent one handed motor skills!? 😂😂😂

@spinyjustspiny3289

3 жыл бұрын

i think the funniest thing about it is that even if you go on the bend of "well those sandwiches aren't all that revolutionary", the first major "fast food" restaurants were truck stops that made their sandwiches to cater to truckers who needed to be eating while driving to make good time. So they made burgers with durable wrappers to keep the sandwiches together and, more crucially, the fries included within the burger and a disposable cup for the drink. From there, we have an ENTIRE MEAL that can be eaten one-handed, not just the sandwich. If you wanna go a different route, White Castle made sandwiches that were very bite-sized and could be easily mass-produced by one person due to the simplicity of the sliders' topping choices.

"Your daughter is real sweet but she's a bit of an arsonist." That went from 0 to 100 real fast.

@quetzalzotz

3 жыл бұрын

Was anyone else reminded of Philosophy Tube when he said that?

It's like Disney completely failed to take into account that "meat and vegetables wrapped in bread which can be eaten with one hand" is a concept that has existed across cultures around the world for at least a century by then

@psyc840

6 ай бұрын

Sounds like Disney to me.

It actually looks good to me. Almost like an ice cream cone with savory fillings. I’d try it.

i love how Kevin's topics vary from the incredibly complicated dynamics of queuing behaviour and systems applied to alter it, to Fucked Up Samwidge

@chrishandsome3388

2 жыл бұрын

*sammich

@tiraXpyrrha

2 жыл бұрын

**hanmmich

@thefrogfromfrogger6052

2 жыл бұрын

* * * sahfbei iich

@emilyofjane

2 жыл бұрын

Schamich

@thehalfnegativeoptimist4578

2 жыл бұрын

“Sandwedge”

The handwich actually sounds really convenient for things like pulled pork or chicken. Things that are typically really drippy or might slide out. I can't eat gluten though, so a bowl it is for me.

@clorofolle

2 жыл бұрын

There's really good gluten free mixes that allow you to bake pretty much anything! If they're available (and not too pricy) in the US, look for Schar's Bread Mix Flour (I think it's mix B - mix A being all-purpose and mix C being for cakes/sweet stuff that don't need to rise). I've had to eat gluten free since I was a kid and they've really improved *so much* these last 20 or so years! :D and the website has basic recipes for pretty much anything. I can confirm white bread takes like 2 hours to make and ends up d e l i c i o u s for GF standards. Good luck! ^^

@amyc9155

2 жыл бұрын

Yes!!

@tmarritt

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah but they discontinued it, so I guess you could say....... its a wrap

@fairyvi4014

2 жыл бұрын

i feel like pita would still work better

@ZeldaTheSwordsman

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that's a definitely strong use case

I was not prepared for the level of existential nightmare this turned into 😂

That dystopian novel joke was quick and much appreciated 😂

Michael Eisner: what if we like,, invented a hot pocket but like broken Imagineers: what’s a hot pocket? Michael Eisner: *unhinged stare* Imagineers: say no more sir

so, immediately everyone can probably tell the handwich failed because of the initial fillings. Just make a pizza handwich, a taco handwich (which they apparently had at some point), and something like a nacho handwich, and make dessert handwiches (not ice cream), like a cake handwich or something. Instead they decided people wanted a cone full of chicken salad, ambrosia salad, tuna salad, and mac and cheese...?

@aaronmccullers384

2 жыл бұрын

Disney is all about escaping reality to chase your fantasy, problem was that the fantasy Michael Eisner chased sucked in reality. Honestly a food that you can carry and eat as you walked the park is perfect for a theme park like Disney, unfortunately no one with cooking experience had any authority on what went into the handwich (or how it was marketed).

@emilyofjane

2 жыл бұрын

You. Keep talking.

@nerdychocobo

2 жыл бұрын

the mac n cheese one was the only one that seemed appealing to me out of those listed in the video, but that might just be bc I love mac n cheese

@bobbitworm8184

2 жыл бұрын

The shrimp one was probably the worst imo. Couldn't think of anything more gross than walking around a park on a hot summer's day holding a bread cone filled with rapidly warming seafood

@Robb1977

2 жыл бұрын

Taco, Hamburger, pizza, and nachos all sound like fine ideas for a handwhich. Dessert Handwhiches could be as simple as pie filling: blueberry and apple would go great in a pie-dough handwhich, or even just a handwhich made of fried dough with some type of sweet berry jam. also just call it a "castle cone" or "disney cone" or "imagination cone" ANYTHING but handwhich which sounds painful and uninspired. I can see them being a big hit in epcot where they could be branded with the imagination theme and have the weirder/savory fillings, and in fantasyland as the castle cone where they'd be desert-centric.

My word, I’ve been more attracted to this man and his endeavors than in this moment.

so good to see Kevin mix two of his likings, and refreshing to see such creativity online

"the first sandwhich you can hold in one hand" FUCK this grilled cheese is so heavy and unweildy, gah, if only I could hold it one hand!

@Snarf_Le_Wombat

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@ZigealFaust

2 жыл бұрын

What mortal man has the strength to lift a whole BLT with one hand I ask you. WHAT MORTAL MAN?!

@ashkitt7719

2 жыл бұрын

Ironic because the legend of the invention of the sandwich was like that to begin with. Supposedly John Montague, the Fourth Earl of Sandwich, had a gambling habit and he wanted something he could eat with one hand to keep his cards in the other hand. So he ordered his cooks to make something along those lines and then later his friends started ordering "the same thing as Sandwich"

@lsixty30

2 жыл бұрын

@@ashkitt7719 it’s because some kids found a witch serving magic food at the beach stop spreading misinformation

@madeliner1682

2 жыл бұрын

@@ashkitt7719 iirc sushi was invented around the same time by another dude who wanted a card hand and a food hand

"Don't worry about the paper, there's actually a book about the auto-ignition point of paper" Oh hey, Fahrenheit 451! "It's called One thousand nine hundred eighty four" You clever man

@andyjay729

3 жыл бұрын

Does 1984 degrees Celsius=451 degrees Fahrenheit?

@user-on6uf6om7s

3 жыл бұрын

@@andyjay729 No, 1 C is about 34 F so 1984 C would be a lot, I think he just wanted to get KZread comments by pretending to mistake 1984 for Fahrenheit 451.

@meanyvizzini8347

3 жыл бұрын

@@andyjay729 1984 C is roughly 3603 F, and 1984 F is roughly 1084 C. Meanwhile, the auto ignition temperature of paper is between 218 C and 246 C, or 424 F and 475 F. In one experiment, it was measured to be Fahrenheit 451.

@Echo.7

3 жыл бұрын

...1984 is a book by George Orwell about a dystopian future society, like the book "Fahrenheit 451" by Ray Bradbury

@laurynchristensen403

3 жыл бұрын

I came looking for this exact comment!

That pulled BBQ chicken literally got me to take cooking more seriously. Thanks for this unhinged theme park related cooking video.

the Farenheit 451 joke was so smart it made me feel like i passed a test in AP Lit back in highschool again

"Oh, and some mozzarella sticks." "You want four or six?" " *SIX* "

@A_Toaster

3 жыл бұрын

Those are rookie numbers

@luvdisneyv

3 жыл бұрын

@@A_Toaster yea. A true pro eats like 24 in 1 sitting so ye rookie numbers

@nanamiharuka3269

3 жыл бұрын

one always needs a snack when “cooking” (i.e. assembling a handwich in a fevered state at midnight)

@darthplagueis13

3 жыл бұрын

Saying five at this very moment would have been a power move.

@ElyseExplosion

3 жыл бұрын

The deep Defunctlore with that one

THE FIRST SANDWHICH YOU CAN HOLD WITH ONE HAND LMAOOOO.

@HeyPayWay

3 жыл бұрын

They really tried it

@TheBlueB0mber

3 жыл бұрын

Whoever dreamed that up must’ve had some dainty little fingies 🤏

@ebwarg

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I often wondered about that myself. This was made doubly absurd since they came with a fork.

@merrittanimation7721

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheBlueB0mber Probably holds their tea with a pinky up too.

@VVVU2x

3 жыл бұрын

I guess before phones were big, everyone was holding sandwiches

I love how each successive handwich you made was lower effort than the last

returning to this video after a year it stands out as genuinely one of your best works (although im also particularly fond of the recent longer videos and the jim henson series) it is so creative and well made, so many different elements come into it (baking, the amount of artistic work into emulating the eras of cooking show, the ""lip"" syncing with the live camera shots, etc etc) you really should be so proud of it. anyway i also think about how fun the plotline is a lot.

I exclusively eat food that has been described as being “Disneylicious”.

@logandunlap9156

3 жыл бұрын

your range of consumable food is either very limited or nearly infinite. who needs to describe something as disneylicious? disney themselves or you? but how can you call something disneylicious if you can’t yet eat it to make that call? you’ve left us all with more questions than answers

@yotsuba6352

3 жыл бұрын

I hereby declare- ALL FOOD, DISNEYLICIOUS

@nanamiharuka3269

3 жыл бұрын

that must be an expensive diet

@logandunlap9156

3 жыл бұрын

@@yotsuba6352 under what authority? you haven’t tried every food.

@yotsuba6352

3 жыл бұрын

@@logandunlap9156 That’s just what they want you to think

I came in expecting a “Binging With Babish” kind of style show with Kevin’s expected spin on it; and yet I’m still blown away at the creativity.

@JacobHillSBD

3 жыл бұрын

It's like if Binging With Babish met WandaVision

@foxyfoxington2651

3 жыл бұрын

You were expecting Bimbish and I was hoping for a Handwich "Will it Blow?" Seriously, tho, I could watch hands on a screen make food all day long.

@Ferromancer86

3 жыл бұрын

Amusement park-themed collaboration when

@caramelcomplx9518

3 жыл бұрын

@@foxyfoxington2651 And 3...2...1. Let's sausageee~!

@MitoNova583

3 жыл бұрын

@@foxyfoxington2651 how many Mark Ruffalos would a handwich be

I've never seen a culinary invention so effectively roasted in that baking section, which was also a fantastic retread of cooking show styles!