The ride being deliberately made mediocre for capacity reasons is the most Garfield thing ever.

@sam4gaming135

Жыл бұрын

666 likes

@thatguythatdrawzz749

Жыл бұрын

@@sam4gaming135 Aha! You have been defeated demon! The beast’s number is gone!

@PRGME7

11 ай бұрын

@@nameaboveallnames22he stole my chips

@user-ys9fg4ol9s

9 ай бұрын

Love this comment..

@nickreynolds9745

9 ай бұрын

He would be proud

"Too scary for many children and too Garfield for many adults" also describes me

@AYVYN

Жыл бұрын

Come back to my place and we’ll make a lasagna

@crumbs6393

Жыл бұрын

​@@AYVYN aight bet

@AYVYN

Жыл бұрын

@@crumbs6393 We’re the pasta though

@MrSilvUr

Жыл бұрын

I wish I was too scary for many children.

@livejay9062

Жыл бұрын

I subbed, because surely you have a future making amazing comedy videos!

the one text being completely blurred out (presumably for being extremely graphic) followed by a genuine "Hope this helps!" Made me lose my mind laughing. This was an incredible watch.

@beaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

11 ай бұрын

SDSDLFKJSJKD I KNOWWWW 😭😭😭😭

@bobbobert9379

11 ай бұрын

Hi there! *REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED* Hope this helps!

@that1niceguy246

10 ай бұрын

I was on the floor. Just wow.

@chumbum3041

9 ай бұрын

TOO MUCH HELP

@mychaelabeauregard8389

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂HAHAHAHA OMG IM STILL IN STITCHES!!!!!

The fact that there might be people out there who were conceived in the Garfield Nightmare Tunnel is hilarious.

@hraefn1821

Жыл бұрын

Hope they named the kid garfield

@luka-kr3fz

Жыл бұрын

"mommy, how was i made?" "well, me and your daddy went on this ride called garfield nightmare tunnel."

@PatchyThePirate_

Жыл бұрын

I feel bad for the people who were conceived in the garfield tunnel like- imagine having the very reason for your existence being tied to this orange cat

@luka-kr3fz

Жыл бұрын

@@PatchyThePirate_ i would giggle if that were me tbh

@xMythStarx

Жыл бұрын

@@luka-kr3fz agreed- tbh it would be rlly funny esp if u just started pretending u viewed him as your god or smt lmao

“The fluorescent splatter was deliberately put there and not the result of 103 years of bad aim.” This is it. The best joke Defunctland has ever told

@sjgrall

2 жыл бұрын

I have to agree….I really laughed at that one.

@GenkiGanbare

2 жыл бұрын

I screamed. There are generations decorating that wall. Ancestors. And the ancestors' ancestors.

@paulrus-keaton439

2 жыл бұрын

....aaand it just clicked.

@matthewclark1529

2 жыл бұрын

Word up. That joke had me dead.

@Ugly_German_Truths

2 жыл бұрын

@@GenkiGanbare How can they be ancestors if they ended up on the walls... at best it's unknown cousins and great uncles ;)

Viacom demanding that the employees destroy all of the set pieces for Garfield's nightmare to ensure they couldn't be sold and having them take videos as proof that they actually destroyed them might be the most on brand thing for Viacom that I've ever heard.

@BlackoutCreature

2 жыл бұрын

I don't see why the amusement park people had to do it. Viacom should've sent their own representatives to take care of this.

@mightyfilm

2 жыл бұрын

@@BlackoutCreature Nah. Their thugs were too busy going to everyone that uploaded a Spongebob clip's homes and roughed them up. And they say Disney is a horrible company.

@myriadmediamusings

2 жыл бұрын

@@mightyfilm Disney’s horridness is definitely YMMV, but I think it’s at least generally agreed that Viacom is way worse.

@XCAltoona

2 жыл бұрын

afaik it's actually pretty much the standard for situations like this

@MxPokirby

2 жыл бұрын

Hearing that part disgusted me. No one should be able to just destroy history like that.

"update it to appeal to modern audiences" is a phrase that should be accompanied by ominous thunder and lightning every time someone says it.

@hilariousskullnamedcatzo647

Жыл бұрын

"appeal to mo-" "Bob why is there boss music and ominous thunder?" "Oh it's the new life update" "God fucking dammit"

@michaelboydston313

Жыл бұрын

Companies: we're updating it for modern audiences Everyone else: kzread.info/dash/bejne/fHek0M1uf9jghag.html

@homuraakemi103

Жыл бұрын

“We need to update it to appeal to modern audiences!” “…Anyone else notice the lightning?”

@JaredittonGaming

Жыл бұрын

Poor Splash mountain...

@Patrick3183

Жыл бұрын

They’ll make garfield black and Jon a black woman.

I can imagine the employees back then be like. -Let me get this straight, you are going to pay me money from your own pocket to spank people's bare butt in a dark tunnel as soon as I see them. -Yes, that's basically what I said. - I fucking love this job.

@esosique5

Жыл бұрын

The spankee: Joke's on you. I'm into that!

@breawycker

Жыл бұрын

@@esosique5 Imagining discovering you're into spanking/exhibitionism on the Garfield ride

@mido3332

Жыл бұрын

Horny police in a nutshell

@Mortablunt

Жыл бұрын

Now it's framed that way, I bet people did it on purpose to get spanked, an attraction more than a deterrent.

@trigger7ff6

Жыл бұрын

highly doubt they were getting things straight, ill be real

I'll never get over someone's last vacation before their father died being spoiled by Garfield sex

@Trees...

2 жыл бұрын

This has absolutely no context for me, and is extremely funny.

@TheTurkaderr

2 жыл бұрын

I won't get over the " aerial dumps ", which was in one of the letters...man, that place needs to be burned to the ground again to sanitize it..someone is gonna catch cholera or something else in there,lol

@benm1414

2 жыл бұрын

Spoiled? Or... Enhanced 😏

@1000huzzahs

2 жыл бұрын

just when you think you've seen all the sentences on the internet

@evilsilverboy136

2 жыл бұрын

And I thought I seen everything on the internet

"Kennywood employees were given a plastic bat, and instructed that if they saw the naked buttocks of any rider, they were to smack them..." The original "Bonk! Go to horny jail!"

@sonic23233

2 жыл бұрын

I live in Pittsburgh and I never knew that

@radwolf76

2 жыл бұрын

"if they saw the naked buttocks of any rider, they were to smack them" -- Someone in my household observed "but surely that's someone's kink!"... then, later when the concept art of the Garfield themed urinal was shown, I had to repeat that observation word for word.

@MaxxVelo

2 жыл бұрын

exactly what i thought lol

@mariethememelord9555

2 жыл бұрын

joke’s on you i’m into that shit

@WasatchWind

2 жыл бұрын

@@mariethememelord9555 Literally.

“if you can be seated within arms reach of another person, someone has found a way to do something on that ride” is so sinister

@Rockzilla1122

Жыл бұрын

@@VunderGuy 🤨what?

@itsspooky2710

11 ай бұрын

​@@VunderGuygo back to that ket pipe mate 🤡

@Leonagraphy

11 ай бұрын

@@VunderGuy what does that even mean

@XxdextriousxX

10 ай бұрын

I feel it’s not only due to proximity but also adrenaline from the ride and being in public. There’s a sense of voyeurism and unlike riding in a car, the couple can be at ease of not having to control the vehicle and also rely on its entertainment to distract nearby passengers

@farcenter

9 ай бұрын

Gotta say" sinister" was not a word that came to mind readily watching this video

The fact that a young man could kiss his boyfriend in safety for the first time because of the Garfield Dark Ride is both emotionally moving, and absolutely hilarious.

@AVI-lh6rm

6 ай бұрын

garfield protects

@viyaGyudon

5 ай бұрын

"I'm gay, John"

@beth12svist

4 ай бұрын

​@@viyaGyudon I think you wanted to spell it without the H. (And that's not just pedantry, it genuinely took me a moment to realise what you were trying to convey, about whom.)

@Goofybig_goober

4 ай бұрын

🗽

@moppupaws

3 ай бұрын

what if we kissed on the garfield dark ride.. jk. unless...

Just played Garfield's Nightmare for DS thanks to this video.... unfortunately it did not inspire in us the same level of lust as the ride did for many others

@trizhaaquino1710

2 жыл бұрын

I cannot wait for this episode

@vuhlen9493

2 жыл бұрын

GRUMPS?????

@mariic2

2 жыл бұрын

Kevin, please pin this comment chain!

@essenceweebkittyx3

2 жыл бұрын

Hella excited to watch this episode-👀💖 Quite a shame the Grumps didn't feel any inspiring strong urge to passionately smooch while playing it though. =,] LMAOO

@AC-gm6dr

2 жыл бұрын

Ew you guys……

I love how Kevin usually is deappanned and straight forward in delivery, this topic clearly broke him, especially the sign being a mascot. That pushed him over the edge

@chipcub2719

2 жыл бұрын

lol but those arrows are really iconic all over pixburgh!!! he must know

@SpikeRosered

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like I would end up saying something rude to that particular mascot. It's so dumb!

@timmccarthy872

2 жыл бұрын

"over the edge" 😏

@starliing9651

2 жыл бұрын

The funny thing is that I don’t even think the sign has a name? Kennywood is my home park and I have NO IDEA what the sign’s name is

@creativecritters6791

2 жыл бұрын

@@chipcub2719 I kind of want this in the future. I love how he almost seems to be amused by the absurdity of the mascot.

I just love how Kevin says "You can meet the sign!", why is there a mascot version of the Kennywood sign???

@Cat-tastrophee

Жыл бұрын

Limited options and even more limited imagination

@crystalgemgirl731

Жыл бұрын

Why not?

@needaccount94

Жыл бұрын

The sign in Pittsburgh is iconic. Not only is it a mascot there's also a ride built in the shape of it called the arrow 360. The way people tell each other when they're pants zipper is down is "kennywoods open". Kennywood and the sign are a big cultural part of the city. The sign I believe became iconic because they would hang small signs up all over the city with those arrows pointing to the direction of kennywood. Most people in the city probably have memories of spotting the signs and the building excitement as you get closer and closer. I also gotta mention how these signs were in random fucking places too not on the sides of highways and shit. Like in random residential neighborhoods

@robotortoise

10 ай бұрын

28:18, for anyone curious.

@bandombeviews6035

8 ай бұрын

@@needaccount94 also the phrase "kennywood's open" meaning that your fly is down. at an eat n park i saw a kennywood sign saying "kennywood's open" pointing down toward a urinal. omg that was the most pittsburgh sentence i've ever written. go steelers.

I love that roughly 50 years before the meme, Kennywood was bonking people sending them to horny jail. But as a kid I rode this with the skeletons theme for years and never knew any of this history. It was just a great way to start the day because it was a slow ride before the coasters opened, the line wasn't usually long, and it was right at the iconic entrance tunnel. The last time I went on the ride in 2012, I was most definitely going on with the intent of some of that iconic romantic time. But we were so surprised and impressed by the art put into the unexpected Garfield theming, that we forgot our original intentions and just came out pleasantly surprised at the overhaul.

@potahtwah9591

9 ай бұрын

so fascinated by the artistry you forgot to enjoy the thrill of the old mill

@Sumguyinavan_

9 ай бұрын

@@potahtwah9591I mean there was only so much thrill on the table since her dad and little brother were in the front of the boat

@potahtwah9591

9 ай бұрын

@Sumguyinavan_ thats called "Challenge Mode"

@mis_chie_vous

Ай бұрын

This is so cute and funny

I am incredibly concerned about the fact that the shot of the Garfield urinal is apparently the *most watched* part of the video

@aTalkingPizza

Жыл бұрын

Haha! I actually went back myself to show it to my GF and comment on how ridiculous things like that are, maybe others did something similar? Hopefully it was something similar, at least...lol.

@daelen.cclark

Жыл бұрын

I just took a screenshot of it. It's kinda funny.

@underlinedcg1574

Жыл бұрын

“Feed me”

@avicularia_grimm

Жыл бұрын

That cursed object is more disturbing than any Garfield creepypasta.

@anthonywinebarger

Жыл бұрын

greeting 4 months into the future, it is the gmail that's the most watched now :)

"Though my ex husband was a disappointment in life in general, me and Garfield were both screaming by the end of the ride" that line is absolutely hilarious, whoever wrote that I hope you know how funny that was

@NotDrDre

2 жыл бұрын

She wrote this gem earlier in the message: “my downstairs got as slippery as the Log Jammer!” Such a way with words!

@kill4551

2 жыл бұрын

@@NotDrDre I guarantee you that 'as slippery as the log jammer' just became memeified for legions of allegheny county kiddos for years to come.

@DxBlack

2 жыл бұрын

Had the whole squad rollin' 😐

@john4845

2 жыл бұрын

Legendary

@user-cn8xs6up1n

2 жыл бұрын

E 1

You know, with his stoic, deadpan, documentarian delivery, I always forget how funny Kevin is until he just casually drops a precision-guided joke that absolutely levels me. Every. Single. Time. And then he can manage to tie the whole crude, wild thing up with heartwarming nostalgia AND stories of people being able to feel, maybe for the first time, comfortable in their own skin. This is A+ work. Goddamn.

25:58 the message being just “Hi There,” and everything else being censored is simultaneously the funniest and strangely the most terrifying part of this video

@beegsquare4123

Ай бұрын

The “hope this helps” did me in 😭

I got so invested in the history of Tunnels of Love that Garfield arriving felt like a bag of bricks to the head

@egesanl1

Жыл бұрын

We where all in pice but then the Grafield nation atacked

@crystalgemgirl731

Жыл бұрын

It was surprisingly fascinating.

@DukeOnkled

Жыл бұрын

Making love in the Tunnel of Garf.

@DrewskiGames24

Жыл бұрын

Same 😂

@francinesmith1889

Жыл бұрын

Not me. I forgot why I clicked it, reread the title and started skipping ahead to get to the point.

“In this minisode…” *30+ minutes long*

@ryanehoward

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly!

@12799MaDeuce

2 жыл бұрын

He talks slow enough that this is easily watchable at 2x speed

@CheeseLord7

2 жыл бұрын

@@12799MaDeuce it’s still a bit hard

@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819

2 жыл бұрын

You have reached 666 likes now.

@pghcoyote

2 жыл бұрын

@@CheeseLord7 That's what she said as the boat came to the photo op. Sorry, couldn't pass it up!

The joke of having the reveal in a different shape than the shadow was way funnier than it should’ve been

@redpup112

3 ай бұрын

That's a running gag in these!

aside from the fact that people had literal sexual encounters during the ride, i really love how it was also a place for couples to feel safe to make romantic exchanges. especially when i saw the email about the person who felt comfortable kissing his boyfriend since they were in an enclosed environment with no one to see or judge them

@ascaredmilipede7971

9 ай бұрын

My favorite was the: "Hi there! {Giant paragraf of censored text} Hope this helps!"

@zetafish7347

7 ай бұрын

@@ascaredmilipede7971 Now I wish I could see all the uncensored versions of those emails

@appalachiabrauchfrau

6 ай бұрын

I had my first gay kiss on the haunted pretzel in bushkill, dark rides were definitely where you'd do same sex handyness on school trips because pulling it anywhere else meant you'd get the shit kicked out of you.

@A-damWest

5 ай бұрын

🤣 Who says they didnt "make love" there🤣🤣🤣😂🤮😆😆🤣😅

Ah, who could forget the time Kevin tweeted to ask for people’s stories of them making love on this ride. Now it’s time to see the fruits of his labor.

@Johnwicklover1994

2 жыл бұрын

I mean there were certainly fruits involved.

@abbycollins

2 жыл бұрын

@@Johnwicklover1994 true, and agreed.

@S0RGEx

2 жыл бұрын

@@Johnwicklover1994 And probably some labor.

@Johnwicklover1994

2 жыл бұрын

@@S0RGEx I really hope nobody was getting /that/ steamy on the ride :/

@abbycollins

2 жыл бұрын

@@Johnwicklover1994 let’s be honest they did

27:39 the image of Garfield staring at you with pitch black eyes saying "you blinked" is genuinely the most terrifying thing I've seen all month. He's about to eat your soul and that's a fact.

@lizzardgamer7146

2 жыл бұрын

You are not wrong. The second panel has the fish's eyes missing too which makes the last panel even more disturbing

@dawidek8237

2 жыл бұрын

withered bonnie from fnaf

@ACoolKidsProduction

2 жыл бұрын

"I'M SORRY, JON."

@dharmallars

Жыл бұрын

When I first rode this ride all the eyes were already black, and I always thought it was on purpose! Weird to learn that little bit of info.

@owenshirrell1150

Жыл бұрын

fucker looks like Sans

the fact that mr. lying under oath managed to take a video about a garfield ride and turned it into something genuinely profound and heartwarming will never not blow my mind

@AugAug989

Жыл бұрын

Huh?

@BlackOrderAlchemist

Жыл бұрын

@@AugAug989 The guy's last name is 'Perjurer' Which is actually the person who does the lying under oath, but still

@DonSMDT

Жыл бұрын

@@BlackOrderAlchemist bruh

@thefoxsaysno9951

Жыл бұрын

@@VunderGuy what

@thedeliveryboy1123

Жыл бұрын

@@thefoxsaysno9951 I don't think he likes farming equipment that much

From 23:40 onwards, hearing him slowly break his deadpan delivery as he builds up to what people got up to on Garfield's Nightmare is incredible

I love Viacom buying Garfield and being like “I want him destroyed entirely with video evidence”

@That_One_Xatu

Жыл бұрын

In the words of Bloodborn: "NIGHTMARE SLAIN"

@colossaldonut5190

Жыл бұрын

I feel like someone had a personal vendetta against that ride for that. The threat of that haunted chair ending up on the black market was too high of a risk for Viacom to take.

@CaptainJLinebeck

Жыл бұрын

​@@colossaldonut5190 now I'm just imagining someone getting rejected while on that ride and that caused them to want revenge on said ride

@CpnGame

Жыл бұрын

The _real_ reason those props were destroyed was because death was the only way those poor characters could ever unsee the things they'd seen in that tunnel.

@daelen.cclark

Жыл бұрын

It’s Viacom. They’re as litigious as they are merciless.

"Today we're going to be talking about a garfield ride in the early 2000s..." *begins with the history of picnics in the 1800s* That's the indepth type of lore I can appreciate

@glenbrogan7791

2 жыл бұрын

Every time I click on a Defunctland video I always ask myself, how many hundreds of years ago is this one going to start? As expected this one did not disappoint

@Pille1842

2 жыл бұрын

"It was in the middle of March in ancient Rome when events took an unfortunate turn for a man named Gaius Iulius Caesar…"

@InuNaruPokeAlchemist

2 жыл бұрын

Welcome to Kennywood, where the theme park is a national historic landmark. :)

@vincentschmitt7597

2 жыл бұрын

If you appreciate lore then I'll mention that in same Pittsburgh area there was a trolley park called Oakford Park in Jeannette PA. Moe and Shemp spent three Summers living above the old post office in town an working at theThe summer theater at Oakford Park. The park got obliterated one year when a amateurish dam above the park burst in a storm dragging the park's coaster thru town. Decades later when visiting the area Moe stayed in Jeannette two streets up from me. I beaned him with a snowball once on first and frothingham.

@i.d.9754

2 жыл бұрын

Let's start at the beginning. The VERY beginning!

I grew up riding this ride, and when I went back with a couple of friends ten years later we rode it. I cannot express the absolute fear and terror the human mind experiences when staring down the pitch black eyes of John Arbuckle.

@TheRedCometKid

3 ай бұрын

Me,too!

@jasminenicole606

2 ай бұрын

💀💀💀

Seeing an entire story just being redacted shows exactly what you went through for this video. I’m sorry for your loss.

I don’t think I’ve ever heard Kevin so passionate about anything as when he said “YOU CAN MEET. THE SIGN.”

@samtham6

2 жыл бұрын

I fully understand I would love to meet the Kennywood sign

@HollyBunnySilly

2 жыл бұрын

It doesn't sound like a statement. It sounds like a demand. *_Both scare me, Kevin._*

@TBoneProductionsVB

2 жыл бұрын

hah yea 28:16

@themardbard9096

2 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna try to get a pic with the sign this summer 🤙

@TheSmart-CasualGamer

Жыл бұрын

It really reminded me of "A Bubble Guy" from the SeaWorld video.

As someone who grew up going to Kennywood as a kid, the sentence “my downstairs got as slippery as the log jammer”, has absolutely wreck my childhood

@SmokePudding

2 жыл бұрын

I had to take a quadruple take on that sentence lmao, can't believe it wasn't censored

@malinachainey1564

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@shanebauer8091

2 жыл бұрын

Slippy*

@reillymcwriting

2 жыл бұрын

@@shanebauer8091 yinz can’t even redd up yer pittsburghese n’at

@kellyweingart3692

2 жыл бұрын

lol

It’s very cute that there’s subtle nods to Garf in the revamped Old Mill

28:10 I died laughing. “It’s the sign!... It’s the Kennywood sign!... YOU CAN MEET!... THE SIGN!” 😂

@cbot72

11 ай бұрын

The outrage from the otherwise collected and professional Kevin is one of the funniest things I've ever seen

@CheeseTree43

11 ай бұрын

@@cbot72 Agreed 😂

“arguably the biggest change to the old mill in its early years would come after the ride caught on fire and burned to the ground” amazing.

@grilledsleaze

Жыл бұрын

“Arguably” 🤣👌

@kakyoindonut3213

Жыл бұрын

well tokyo somehow have the best infrastructures after it's full destruction in ww2

@massgunner4152

Жыл бұрын

@@kakyoindonut3213 what happened to Tokyo?

@kakyoindonut3213

Жыл бұрын

@@massgunner4152 it got damaged so badly in ww2 that it's not even worth it to get nuked, they rebuild the whole thing and now there's trains and all

@massgunner4152

Жыл бұрын

@@kakyoindonut3213 danm, old japanese military leaders really were out of their mind.

The pain of being born too late to do narsty stuff on the Garfield dark ride 😔

@bitchassmoththing

Жыл бұрын

same,,...,

@Mortablunt

Жыл бұрын

It's fine, we could kiss in the Donetsk anime store.

@miowner

Жыл бұрын

@@Mortablunt It's been closed for years

@themyofmy

Жыл бұрын

​@@miownerwhat the point anymore...

@bethpedone8771

Жыл бұрын

@@themyofmy LOL - point is that no one of age cared about (or is aware of) ANY of the visuals - whether GN or Old Mill. 😅 FYI, it’s back to “Old Mill” once again. Have fun! 🤭

Fun fact: if you ever find one of those old Garfield mugs from the 1950s-1960s, DO NOT DRINK FROM IT. The paint has near lethal amounts of mercury in it (over 100× the minimal safe amount)

@noesunyoutuber7680

9 ай бұрын

You say that like I haven't always wanted to die by being poisoned by Garfield.

@ct3po776

9 ай бұрын

Garfield's strip officially started 1978, so how the heck could I find a mug from the 50s-60's when he didn't exist? I question the "fact" part, but funning folks makes sense, and I'll be sure to not drink from something that is an obvious forgery!

@potahtwah9591

9 ай бұрын

​@@ct3po776 I dont think it was from 50s or 60s, but this is a true story. Some Garfield mcdonalds glass cups were made with lead, making them deadly

@RudolphTheRedNosedFox

9 ай бұрын

@@potahtwah9591 yeah and is it true that McDonalds refused to pull them from their meals?

@potahtwah9591

9 ай бұрын

@FunnyTrainFace No, they recalled a lot of them as soon as they heard, but some of the promotions, like Garfield, were long over and McDonalds couldn't get to them. They did urge consumers to stop drinking out of them and trash them as soon as possible

The statistically probable "maybe its you" at 26:15 was both terrifying and hilarious

'Look I can't think of another way to say this, a lot of you were gay in the Garfield dark ride." Best quote ive heard this year

@tsunamicauserr

Жыл бұрын

not even wrong! I would be too tbh

@iwakeupandboomimarat

Жыл бұрын

theres chemicals in the garfield dark ride that turns the freakin everyone gay

@ihaveakirbyobessesion2617

Жыл бұрын

LMFAOOOOO

@eustace6046

Жыл бұрын

What time stamp is this I keep on missing it 😭😭😭

@Katastropic14

Жыл бұрын

@@eustace6046 it's at 33:46

Imagine being told you can't make a ride too good. Baffling.

@christhekrug

2 жыл бұрын

I used to think the ride was terrible, but after hearing about that directive, I gotta say they knocked it out of the park. Exceptionally average.

@ajvark

2 жыл бұрын

@@christhekrug I don't think they knocked it out of the park, because it's located in the same place it always has been.

@pandemoniasiblings

2 жыл бұрын

That's kwood for ya

@christhekrug

2 жыл бұрын

@@ajvark Legendary.

@grandetaco4416

2 жыл бұрын

This made me sad. It sounds like the initial plans for this were spectacular. You think for all the licensing they are paying on it they would want it to be over top popular.

They may have been going for nightmares that reference Garfield comics, but it definitely does seem like Garfield has been locked into a dreadful purgatory in which he is punished for his dark past

As a Pittsburgher this video was a joy, especially the emails, especially the entirety blurred paragraph. I had a friend who worked the old mil often (actually permanently fucked up their foot cause you have to manually push the boats and they were doing that on a broken foot) and this not only lines up completely with what I’ve heard but makes me realize how insane this ride is. The craziest thing about those emails though is it is entirely possible I know any of those people, but infinitely more likely I simply know multiple adults who got handsy in the Garfield Tunnel. I am saddened that I will never be able to experience the ride at its height like they were.

The passion you had when you said “ITS THE SIGN. YOU CAN MEET THE SIGN” sent me bro. Been a fan of your stuff for years!

@magewoubbie5426

2 жыл бұрын

That was pretty funny, but I would like to correct one thing. That is not "The Sign". It's actually "The Kennywood Arrow". They were originally made of metal, had a finger at the tip of the arrow, and were nailed to telephone poles literally MILES AND MILES from the park, pointing in the direction you would drive to get there. Best year-round advertising EVER. Later ones were wood and shaped like the current arrow, but again, they were scattered all over the greater Pittsburgh area and were visible all year long, even when the park was closed.

@EssexAggiegrad2011

2 жыл бұрын

@@repentandbelieveinjesuschr466 Amen

@PwnzratorX7X

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah now the only one is on the Rankin bridge I think

@mozarteanchaos

2 жыл бұрын

@@repentandbelieveinjesuschr466 what

@Goosecognito

2 жыл бұрын

@@repentandbelieveinjesuschr466 I thought that said HIV

“Armed with a flashlight and a disapproving stare” I CACKLED CAN YOU IMAGINE- I would shit I would be so embarrassed if some teenager getting paid minimum wage cock blocked me in a tunnel of love lmao

@KaiDrawsShit03

Жыл бұрын

When he said armed my head immediately went to "oh they gave the employees guns?!" When he said flashlight I started cackling so hard I had to pause the video. I wasn't even that surprised, like it was a normal thing that a theme park employee would carry a gun around.

@thomashuizinga4618

Жыл бұрын

I personally would love that job. Mostly due to all the jokes I would make at their expense.

@nikolaikai940

Жыл бұрын

@@KaiDrawsShit03 Employee: "I can hear kissing sounds." _pulls back slide of his Glock that has KENNYWOOD embossed on the side_

@TerminalM193

Жыл бұрын

Lmao, the same exact thought went through my head. I actually lost my virginity at action park and got caught in the process.... Was one of the most embarrassing yet exciting time in my life.

@gremlin8216

Жыл бұрын

@@nikolaikai940 “So what do you work as?” “Oh well, I’m a sniper at Kennywood park!”

25:58 "Hi there! [entire message redacted] Hope this helps!" Most useful screenshot ever.

There is a cosmic level of irony that permeates this whole story. My favorite is the citizens opposing amusement parks.

18:12 "And definitely not the result of 103 years of bad aim" Lmao

@fordunderwood4493

2 жыл бұрын

I was shook at that part

@JakeLovesSteak

2 жыл бұрын

Best line in the video. 🤣

@gioiacobucci

2 жыл бұрын

☠️ ☠️

@BrenTenkage

2 жыл бұрын

now thats a "hol up" line right there, well played for sure

@missybarbour6885

2 жыл бұрын

Oh please, the joke is funny, but that wall was right at the beginning of the ride. Not even a high school boy is THAT fast...

“Garfield knows all of our sins”. As a Pittsburgh born and raised child who sent you an email about my experience in those neon halls(not too graphic I hope). No truer worlds have ever been said.

@Fay7666

2 жыл бұрын

It's this ride the reason why everyone says "mods are gay"?

@wolfiemuse

2 жыл бұрын

Was your experience romantic in nature? 🤣

@fushiijo

2 жыл бұрын

spill!

@nathaniellindner313

2 жыл бұрын

I'm glad that Defunctland tributed Lasagna Cat for this episode by having its own version of the phone poll, somewhat accidentally

@Stark-Raving

2 жыл бұрын

@@nathaniellindner313 Lasagna Cat is a magnificent work of art.

I went here one time as a kid and remembered being terrified by a ride but didn’t know what is was, and I’ll be damned it’s a Garfield ride

Honestly, I'd like to imagine Kevin's sanity, just barely hanging on by the thinnest of threads after the deep dive into the Old Mill's history as an... ahem, "intimate spot", completely collapsed in on itself the moment he realized the Kennywood sign was a walkaround meet and greet character.

"Having so many people share how this ride impacted them was extremely moving." Tell that to the guy who saw his friend shit in the water.

@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick

Жыл бұрын

That was very bowel moving, I’m sure.

@supermonkey321

Жыл бұрын

LMAO I got a good laugh out of that!

@gabe_s_videos

Жыл бұрын

Bowel-moving! :P

@WesternOhioInterurbanHistory

Жыл бұрын

That part of the video was really funny

@monkiram

Жыл бұрын

I guess that guy was disimpacted 🤣😆

"A lot of you were gay in the garfield dark ride" actually sent me, absolute banger video again Kevin thank you

@veronicav6008

2 жыл бұрын

I WAS LOOKING FOR A COMMENT ABOUT THIS I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING 😭

@ijustlikebees

2 жыл бұрын

Who wants to be gay with me in the garfield dark ride???😫

@beckigreen

2 жыл бұрын

@@ijustlikebees Gross. Go away.

@ijustlikebees

2 жыл бұрын

@@beckigreen oh okay❤️

@42ndadventurer41

2 жыл бұрын

@@ijustlikebees im listening 😏

11:00 Citizens: “we don’t want Garfield!” Jim Davis: L + no lasagna + coap

It’s comically on-brand for Jim Davis to impart the absolute bare minimum of effort necessary towards the Garfield park theming.

“Garfield knows all of our sins” The way you said that in the most disappointed tone is what I needed today.

@technoturnovers7072

Жыл бұрын

8:55 oh god. THE CUPS! Those have fucking lead and cadmium paint on them LMFAO, kzread.infoUgkx9C1Qfz3_ApYdNWXXDpwYuWO9mULzbJqT here's a hilarious clip from a jschlatt video about it

@LynxSnowCat

Жыл бұрын

It's a phrase I've heard before, but not in the context of this activity -- -I think.- . . . Although [redact] I can't remember if that was the awkward (chain of) non-sequitur(s) near to the end of my last visit to OntarioPlace.

@dankerbell

Жыл бұрын

and then the next line is "perhaps the biggest sin" when talking about maintenance

@dizzylizzy940

Жыл бұрын

The dry, cutting humor of this channel is so good. The first time I heard “a lot of you were gay in the garfield dark ride” I laughed till I cried

@Ruskah0307

Жыл бұрын

​@@dizzylizzy940 so true, I fucking love how he can say the most batshit crazy stuff like "wiggles lore" in the same tone as a depressed cashier 😂

When you mentioned the scene where Liz is shooting air from a syringe, I paused and said, “it shot water! I rode it a hundred times I know it shot water.” Imagine my disgust realizing the water sprayed on my face was not only an error, but from the ride river filled with unknown bodily fluids. Loved the ride though.

@capngibbens6111

2 жыл бұрын

I swear the syringe mustve had to shoot water initially and when it broke it wouldve shot out air that was propellent for said water

@jonnym4670

2 жыл бұрын

I heard if you drop bleech into the water it will combust

@timothymclean

2 жыл бұрын

Especially concerning when you think about "103 years of bad aim".

@MitoNova583

2 жыл бұрын

...dare I bring up the email about the people who'd do their #2 business into the ride's river. I AM SO SORRY.

@sethned

2 жыл бұрын

Why would you remind me about the water 😭

I remember being in middle school renting garfield books from the library and reading every single one that they had, and then the librarian buying a few we didnt have just for me. I can't remember her name now, but I hope shes doing really well. She was awesome.

fun fact: Rick Sebak(he made a documentary on Kennywood that is used multiple times in this video and is actually the guy at 5:50) is my great uncle! He's made quite a few documentaries and is kinda famous in Pittsburg. I'm in another one of his docs as a baby. Great guy

Kenny the Kangaroo not being able to fit in the boat with the new mascots actually made me sad

@thevelociraptorqueenway8596

Жыл бұрын

OH DAMN HE GOT REVENGE

@whitedragoness23

Жыл бұрын

He wasn’t able to lose those extra lbs in time.

between the callback to "a powerful rat", the VERY PASSIONATE emails about people doing questionable things under Garfield's unrelenting gaze, & your tweets of despair, this might be the funniest Defunctland episode I've ever watched to date

@pippupaladin

2 жыл бұрын

I'd suggest you look up the Action Park episode if you haven't already. that one always has me laughing so hard i have to pause it to avoid missing parts.

@MitoNova583

2 жыл бұрын

@@pippupaladin yeah I already did watch all the videos this channel has to offer (been watching Defunctland for over a year now) & there's definitely some gems in there too

@iridxnt

2 жыл бұрын

i love the one that’s just completely blurred out lmao

@flonxbug166

2 жыл бұрын

yess i think it's my new favorite for sure

It's so surreal listening to Kevin say things like "Monongahela" because we're so heavily overlooked here. I grew up riding Garfield's Nightmare. I was a kid, so I loved it. My favorite parts were the fish and the needle. I felt sad seeing the ride get more broken with each go but it was still fun because it was the easiest ride to get on. Me and other kids would rock the boat around and make a bunch of noise, or try to touch the walls and props. I remember my mom always complaining about the ride being awful but that never stopped me from wanting to ride it again. Although, it is awkward now knowing what else was going on in there 😅

@nowionlywantatriumph

Жыл бұрын

as a patron when this video was in the works (my money situation changed), I can tell you that I specifically made sure he said “Monongahela” correctly

@stanbai5263

Жыл бұрын

@@nowionlywantatriumph Awesome!

@Oscar97o

10 ай бұрын

I hope you didn't put your hands to your mouth after touching the walls...

@stanbai5263

10 ай бұрын

@@Oscar97o We couldn't reach the walls, luckily lol

I was so hyped for this ride to come out when I was a kid because there were flyers posted in my elementary school advertising the new Garfield ride. I went there the month it opened, so excited to see how they made the fun spooky boat ride a fun spooky Garfield boat ride. It was probably the first core memory I have of being disappointed.

There's just something so fitting about a Garfield-themed attraction that was explicitly designed to be mediocre, was met with derision and mockery from parkgoers, yet managed to stick around for a good 16 years despite that.

@urganodevotaton

2 жыл бұрын

Going from the video it seems like even if nothing else it was trippy good eye candy.

@larsnyman2455

2 жыл бұрын

That’s the power of The Garf

@kateg3815

2 жыл бұрын

@@urganodevotaton It was not even that, trust me.

@seanmce8132

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah it's crazy just how on brand it is.

@phamiru

2 жыл бұрын

We tried. SO HARD. to get Kennywood management to remove it. Nearly EVERY facebook post of theirs, even if it was something about the food, there would be a slew of comments "Bring back the Old Mill!" "Get rid of Garfield!!" One time, they posted about the ride and we just slammed them with requests/hate/whatever. They knew for those 16 years how much we despised that ride.

Is there a single themed toilet/urinal that is not absolutely cursed? I think that no matter how highly thematic your park or building or whatever is, you should leave those alone.

@dharmallars

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, pissing doesn’t have to be part of the experience. Most people even children are okay having a break from aggressive theming while they’re peeing.

@maximillian1109

Жыл бұрын

​​@@dharmallars Also, I am pretty sure that the toilets in whatever universe the park is themed around does not look like the main characters eagerly awating potential visitors with their jaws agape and eyes wide. I would be really conserned if that was the case. Maybe just...make the walls the same color/patterns as the bathroom in the series, with the same style of interior decirating with the lights, mirrors, potential art or plants...

@aurawarrior1367

Жыл бұрын

Why is it called a restroom I am fighting for my life in here

@jamesflames6987

Жыл бұрын

Single fly decal within the bowl is fun but tasteful.

@TheFoolishSamurai

9 ай бұрын

Based on experience, Disneyland's Star Wars area comes the most close. However, that's kinda cheating because the entire land's aesthetic is industrial grunge

its been years since i've been to kennywood, but i grew up going there in the summers. i was so sad to hear they got rid of the garf. this video was weirdly nostalgic for me and also made me realize how much of a core memory that ride was

I was in a Kennywood print ad when I was 3 years old. I still have the ad, with my bald head eating a watermelon. That is all. Love this park!

"too scary for some children, and too Garfield for many adults" cracked me up so bad. great video as always!

@dragonfire7965

2 жыл бұрын

As someone who went on it as a child many times… I can confirm the accuracy of this line

@Yoyoitsyoji

2 жыл бұрын

@John-Paul Hunt ok

@kateealer7

2 жыл бұрын

Garfield was always kind-of scary. When I was a kid, my Dad made a mix VHS with holiday episodes ranging from Halloween through Christmas (yes, it ended with The Grinch stealing stuff from the Whos and cut-off because it was a VHS from the '80's; I thought The Grinch really DID manage to steal Christmas for years, but I digress). Garfield's Halloween was the first special on the VHS. I always skipped through the end because the old creepy man in front of the fire scared the crap out of me. I was afraid of in-home fireplaces until we moved to a house with one and I was forced to get over my fear. That would probably mean I had a weird phobia for about six years. Thanks, Garfield! I knew there was a reason to be a dog person!

@arahman56

2 жыл бұрын

@@kateealer7 And then there's "What The Internet Did To Garfield"

@arnahunas4048

2 жыл бұрын

There’s no such thing as “too much Garfield”

I'll be honest, I had no idea that people actually went at it like that in Tunnels of Love. I always thought that was just a bit of a joke.

@timothymclean

2 жыл бұрын

We've all underestimated the eagerness of some people. Except the weirdos who actually strip on dark rides, of course.

@em84c

2 жыл бұрын

I guess it's teenagers who don't have a car. They have to makeout on rides and cinemas.

@indiataylor5961

2 жыл бұрын

Not just tunnels of love either, haunted mansion employees at Disney have seen it 🤢

@Alkimodon

2 жыл бұрын

Seems I’ve found a fellow Ace.

@cherryspice1011

2 жыл бұрын

@@Alkimodon EYYY fellow asexual here too :)

As a fan of Defunctland and an annual visitor of Kennywood since childhood, this hits very close to home. Garfield's nightmare was always the first ride we rode after arriving at Kennywood. It's super cool to learn more about it

@NylaTheWolf

Жыл бұрын

You learned a little too much about it, eh?

I know it was a joke, but I genuinely felt a shiver down my spine due to the sudden wave of childhood nostalgia when the Garfield and Friends credits music started playing at 9:27 Nice touch.

"Hi there! [COMLETELY REDACTED] Hope that helps!" The buildup for this was absolutely perfect, with the stories getting crazier and crazier. The comedic timing in this video is top notch

@u-neekusername4430

2 жыл бұрын

And the music was "bang on"! Sorry, couldn't help it. *ashamed face*

@eos_aurora

2 жыл бұрын

Amazing I laughed so hard

@TheTurkaderr

2 жыл бұрын

yes, can you believe her ? that filthy _____________ And then when she ______ on his ______ and he _____ his ____ in her____, I almost _____ all over myself.

@mareksicinski3726

2 жыл бұрын

what could it even possibly be

@tysargent9647

Жыл бұрын

@@mareksicinski3726 If it was entirely redacted, I don't think we'd want to find out.

It’s funny how an “I’m Sorry, Jon” horror ride these days would bring in millions of dollars.

@ccsx222

2 жыл бұрын

i would pay to see that ngl

@ZorotheGallade

2 жыл бұрын

And probably bring just as much money into psychiatrist's pockets from all the trauma.

@kiartoons2010

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine making out in the Garfield ride

@ZorotheGallade

2 жыл бұрын

@@kiartoons2010 "What if we kissed in front of the pizza box monster? Hehehe, just kidding...unless..."

@kiartoons2010

2 жыл бұрын

AGH I FINISHED WATCHING THE VIDEO AND I'M SO DISGUSTING WHY DID I PREDICT THIS

So my partner’s family is from Pennsylvania, with many of his family members (including his mother) having worked at Kennywood during the summers when they were teenagers. Knowing this…I had to ask his mom how accurate the reputation of the ride was. We unfortunately got confirmation that indeed, the Old Mill was a place for people to make out and fool around. I’ve never seen my partner so embarrassed during a conversation with his mother, and it was fantastic.

If they had wanted to build a scary Garfield ride they had only to look at the Halloween graphic novel that was created. It would have been a blast, and I am sure most young people would have never have seen it.

25:54 "Anyways, that was the last vacation I went on with my dad before he died so hope they enjoyed themselves" Jesus Christ

@lillianward2810

Жыл бұрын

My favorite one. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

@Zoe-fd8ll

Жыл бұрын

WHAT THE HELLLLL 😭😭😭

@robotortoise

Жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard at that one. Incredible deadpan from the submitter!

@TheCaliforniaHP

Ай бұрын

@@lillianward2810 crosses the line twice into brilliance

your tweets have lived rent-free in my head for months. finally, i can experience the lore... the history... the drama, nay, the PASSION of the Garfield dark ride for myself

@k80_

2 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY!! I saw those tweets reposted awhile back and I gasped when I saw that powerful cat on my homepage

@higgsbonbon

2 жыл бұрын

garfcore af

@FixedFace

2 жыл бұрын

who’s paying rent in your head?

@Sukagawa

2 жыл бұрын

@@higgsbonbon nah this one broke me wtf 😭😭

@NovaMaster375

Жыл бұрын

@@JacksonOfTheJerry You owe me $0.10

That joke (@ 18:07) about the paint splatters in the UV _definitely NOT_ "... being 103 years of bad aim."... Slayed me dead!!! 😂😢💀😇

I would do almost anything to time travel back in time to ride each iteration of the Old Mill ride. Especially the old haunted one. No, not for nefarious reasons, but just to experience the ride itself lol.

@sarak6128

Жыл бұрын

Lol. I bet they are all lame and smell bad. That being said- I would love to do this too! Kennywood History!

"Fluorescent material, which was...not the result of 103 years of bad aim." KEVIN, WHY? Now every time I rewatch the series and think about how warm and fuzzy it is experiencing those nostalgic vibes with your smooth narration, that line is going to be sitting firmly in the back of my head.

@traviskitteh

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I'm glad he made a joke about bad aim in a "love tunnel," and I'm here for this juvenile humor. 👍

@Kevin-jb2pv

2 жыл бұрын

If the couple in the boat behind you _also_ have bad aim, that might not be the only thing stuck to the back of your head...

@frederikadam9511

2 жыл бұрын

CUMSHOT

@ElveeKaye

2 жыл бұрын

I'll be thinking of it every time I watch a video about any amusement park in general.

@Lemurian.Quartz

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kevin-jb2pv 😂😂

as a pittsburgher and defunctland fan i am simultaneously proud and so very ashamed

@missybarbour6885

2 жыл бұрын

Lol yeah

@babyteethx

2 жыл бұрын

i feel the same way

@WerewolfStyleGuide

2 жыл бұрын

HARD SAME. HAHAHAHAHA

@soulwater2486

2 жыл бұрын

Same bro

@markingatlightspeed

2 жыл бұрын

As an Eastonian (bout 2hrs north of Philly) I feel like no matter how different either end of our state is, at least you can always count on Pennsylvanians to be both rowdy and horny, no matter whether they get their coffee at Wawa or Sheetz lol

The thought of a young gay couple back in the 50s getting to kiss in the dark of the ride makes me so happy even if they couldn’t express their love publicly they could kiss outside of their homes in a small act of rebellion

@krats8212

Жыл бұрын

It’s bittersweet but more sweet than bitter I think lol

@DameOfDiamonds

Жыл бұрын

Cringe

@spunchbop47428

Жыл бұрын

@@DameOfDiamonds anime is more cringe

@leehuang8866

Жыл бұрын

🤮🤮🤮

@wjsproductions1784

Жыл бұрын

@Loud & Proud Terf go back to the shadows from whence you came

That story about that young man being able to safely kiss his boyfriend for the first time... gosh it moved me

God that bit with the emails absolutely killed me. I'm so sorry that you received the grossest non-spam emails known to man, but the way you edited it absolutely took me out. "Hi there! (REDACTED FOR THE GOOD OF SOCIETY) Hope this helps!"

@hopepapernacky

Жыл бұрын

I really want to see what it said lol

@D3FA1T1

Жыл бұрын

@@hopepapernacky you dont, if defunct censors it, you. do. not.

@bluefates58

Жыл бұрын

Yeah wish I could see what that email said but i also wonder what the one before it said? All we know is something happened to them and they felt something

@bluefates58

Жыл бұрын

What it's one of the stoies of when the cart exited with no one in it

@Ensign_games

Жыл бұрын

ah yes some one probably screwed garfeild

my favorite defunctland moments are when he ever so briefly breaks the monotone documentarian delivery of his voice due to the absurdity of what he's talking about at the time, and my second favorite type of moment is when he MAINTAINS the dry delivery despite the content still being absurd. Great video as always!

@afeatherinthewind

2 жыл бұрын

absolutely agree, came for the theme park content, stayed for Kevin

As a local myself and current employee of the park, I thank you for doing a video on this. It gave me much nostalgia.

Just wanna thank Nate Begle for the incredibly good audio mixing, it was a delight to my ears!

I think that this might be one of the only Defunctland episodes about a ride I’ve actually been on. When we would visit my stepdad in Pittsburgh, I loved going to Kennywood and this was the ride I would go on the most because I found the other rides too scary at the time.

@shinyprisma6085

2 жыл бұрын

until they do a video about Vortex at kings Island, i have yet to have ridden something that was later covered on Defunctland.

@sonic23233

2 жыл бұрын

I live about an hour away from Kennywood

@tyrant-den884

2 жыл бұрын

Looks better than the only one I've been on. That dumb "New Hollywood Star" ride from early California Adventure.

@plutoniumparker3849

2 жыл бұрын

The only ride that I've been on that he's discussed in Defunctland is Stitch's Great Escape. Thank you for your condolences

@chiefs2pretty4radio

2 жыл бұрын

I was fortunate enough to experience the Back to the Future ride. I loved it and I am sure I would have loved this one too.

i audibly went "NOOOOO!!!!" when i heard the props had to be destroyed. i want a neon garfield from that ride so badly.....my dreams will never come to fruition

@ambrosiadreamer

2 жыл бұрын

YEAH SAME. was so sad to hear that. yet another reason why viacom sucks 😔

@mabelsan1133

2 жыл бұрын

@@ambrosiadreamer imagine being legally required to film yourself killing Garfield

@shaunawright

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine the chaotic joy of the park employees when told they get to violently destroy the props and it will be documented

@yourbrainonegg159

2 жыл бұрын

With enough thought and effort we can rebuild him

@klobiforpresident2254

2 жыл бұрын

If you ever get a neon Garfield be sure to wash it.

The pain of being too old to have been conceived on the Garfield ride but too young to have done the deed on the Garfield ride

3:38 I love the dry humor here. "The biggest change to the ride was when it BURNED TO THE GROUND."

That pause on the Garfield urinals - juuuuuust long enough for it to sink in that, yes, men were meant to piss in Garfield’s mouth, is one of the many reasons I love this channel. Right up there with “…already California-themed California.” I’ll never forget that winner.

@nerdychocobo

2 жыл бұрын

so many fantastic quotes in this one,, defunctland has always had sneaky humour in it but this is the funniest episode imo

@RikFTK

2 жыл бұрын

The "poor aim" comment about the paint splashes did it for me.

@jackreiter7291

2 жыл бұрын

Poor Kenny the Kangaroo had me dying

@ninjahattori9760

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/fouYzaaMgLi6orw.html

@averyeml

2 жыл бұрын

This one feels like it snuck out of early season 1 Defunctland with its humor and I’ve never been happier

A moment of silence for Kenny the Kangaroo for not being able to fit into the boat.

@Game_Hero

Жыл бұрын

poor chum

Our local theme park had Garfield licencing, we didn't have any Garfield rides, but the children's section of the park was called "Garfield's Summer camp", and much of the promotional material featured Garfield. It was removed after the 2019 season.

@darricshhh

Жыл бұрын

Was this great america? I seem to remember Garfield characters last time I went in the 90s.

Kevin sounds so excited about the prospect of meeting the kennywood sign!

This is why I love Defunctland videos, I click to learn about a Garfield ride, I learn about the history of picnics

@danstaifer2028

2 жыл бұрын

as well as creepy guys in boats

@22kaybee22

2 жыл бұрын

You never know how it's going to start!

@jonhanson8925

2 жыл бұрын

I never imagined there could be such a thing as a "history of picnics" It's like hearing about the history of hiking or eating lunch

If only they’d create a Garfield dark ride based on the “I’M SORRY JON” version of the characters. Nobody would be making out during that nightmare.

@bitchassmoththing

Жыл бұрын

considering internet people, they would be making out infront of eldritch horrors

@furiousmagician5912

Жыл бұрын

@@bitchassmoththing im aroace and even i would make out in front of the eldritch horrors

@pillowmint4622

Жыл бұрын

@@furiousmagician5912 "what if we kissed on the Gorefield dark ride 😳"

@basedokadaizo

Жыл бұрын

try me.

@sgnjamcitydevteam6913

Жыл бұрын

Jon, I told you I wanted my lasagne-

The Old Mill that existed before Garfield was way better than the version that replaced it after Garfield. They essentially replaced all of the cool original scenery and replaced it with cheap Halloween decor. As for Garfield, we all saw it was on its way out when the ride wasn’t being maintained or repaired.

As someone who grew up going to kennywood every summer , and as someone who grew up in the Garfield era of the ride, this is my favorite video on KZread