I watched this video and learned absolutely nothing. Five stars.

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

my specialty 😆

@alexcohen8826

9 ай бұрын

​@@SamTheLemonBoyhave you every heard of Saddlebag Exchange? Google it.

Did I watch this whole video? Yes. Did I have any idea what was going on at any point? No. Did I enjoy it? You're god damn right.

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

I'm so glad you enjoyed it!

Your arn't rich in terms of gil but you are rich in terms of video editing, 10/10

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

Not making out of poverty, but making it out of America's Got Talent (Negotiable) Thank you though, that's very sweet of you!

What an acid trip, thank you, I am no longer dependent on drugs for the experience

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

Let's go, saved someone from their drug addiction

It really is amazing how shockingly little gil you get from playing the game normal. Well you can always buy max number of retainers and legally pay to win the market board.

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

Right?

Watching this on double speed is the perfect amount of info my brain can process.

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

How does Kyle do it?

Holy shit the editing in this one went hard, good fucking job!

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

Yo thank you so much!

Yeeeeees, I see someone has been working really hard on a video huh. Can't wait to see this

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

ayyy :D

Bruh, you went really wild and above beyond with your editing. This one feels more crisp and way beter than your previous videos. Good job mate!

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

Thank you so much! I am trying different ways of approaching things and will see on how it goes and performs

Loved the interviews! 😂

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

They did an incredible job! :D

Love being the caretaker of the submarines of my FC, little bit of the gil goes in the FC chest, and a little bit more goes into my pockets ;)

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

When I raise the sub to be fully grown, the world is Joever

At this point I feel like you could sing to any song in the universe and it would be amazing

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

Thank you so much for thinking so! :'D

Just found your channel and boy am I glad I did, you've got such good editing and a fun sense of humor, looking forward to seeing more!

Please rest and recuperate, that song was amazing, try working at a nice venue, and well done on your gil making. PS, the intrusive thoughts were a fun segment

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

Don't you worry, I'm taking decent breaks and not overworking myself! I'm glad you enjoyed segments of the video! :D

@andream5462

10 ай бұрын

@SamTheLemonBoy I enjoyed all the lemon segments, thank you for the video.your editing was amazing as usual. May your cheese sell well (I'll have to make some soon, I'm grinding out my culinarian tool soon 😭)

your editing and videos are amazing!! they deserve so much more views.

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

Thank you so much, I really appreciate that

@TheDaisukeMiyuki

10 ай бұрын

@@SamTheLemonBoy your style of video really translates how much fun you had making the content. Your comedy too. Looking forward to more! Or whatever u do next !

sick editing man, definitely was thinking it felt like the kuva vid, description made me laugh lol

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

Never let them know you're next move, kinda

I hate to repeat myself over and over but goddamn I'm such a huge fan of your comedy, inject that lemonboy content straight into my eyeballs O.O

@SamTheLemonBoy

9 ай бұрын

I don't mind repetition, thank you so much! I'm glad you enjoy the content! :D

Instead of loot boxes from the GC, use those seals to buy glamour prisms because they sell quickly and for about 18-20k gil. You can also buy/sell the 5k seal items because they're uaed in relics but they sell slowly. I also turn my tomes into gil by using the allagan tomes to buy ShB accessories and turning them into the GC and buying crafting mats with the uncapped EW tomes. Materia is another good source of gil, run content that gives materia and do hunt trains to get materia.

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

true advice right here, thank you!

Lemon this video made my brain evaporate and I thank you for that 10/10

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

I try to deliver the best stuff to numb the ability of thinking critically

I don't even play ff14 but this has convinced me to buy a PC and play it just I have have some semblance of a clue what I just watched

@dagoxy

10 ай бұрын

Its an acid trip regardless

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

At this rate, I'm working for Squeenix for free

Its like I'm almost watching Maxor! Just gotta hard boil the video in that sweet editing batter a bit more and it'll be nice and crisp. (I love it, this was fun to watch.)

"Turns out I'm a fucking moron" - I could have told you this sooner and spared you the trouble 🤷‍♀ Jokes aside, this is one of your best vids yet. Great work

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

Wooooooooow Thank you so much as always :'3

perfectly feeling that mental health deteriorating in this video 👌✨ mine including

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

you and me both..

This Is Amazing.

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

Thank you so much!

Lmao i love the editing

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

I'm glad! :D

And then there are the people who just have gil piling up over time because they never spend any on ports or repairs, curtesy of being an omnicrafter with GC seals + Aetheryte Tickets via ARR, HW and SB hunts 😁

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

I shall soon reach that level, all in due time

@xiaocheng6643

10 ай бұрын

@@SamTheLemonBoy I can recommend hunt trains on max level, too. Great source of tomes, all the materia you need via nuts(can also be spent on upgrade materials for your tome gear) and cluster drops, and tons of chaos and light-hearted fun on top of that. It's not a big money maker, but a constant one with minimum effort or grind

Yes

@SamTheLemonBoy

9 ай бұрын

Understandable

Still waiting on my 750m gil payment for being in this video.

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

I'm going to be in major debt

Ahhh, another insane company seals farmer. I got rank 1 in March for Goblin just by doing hunts and buying a disgusting amount of bamboo paper and reselling it to vendors.

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

Embrace the lifestyle of a goblin

Why did I watch this? I don’t even play FF14 let alone need Gil. 10/10

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

That's actually hilarious to me 🤣

The great kuva farm of XIV

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

I have watched the video more times than I can count

@ieimx

10 ай бұрын

@@SamTheLemonBoy no idea how Hermos is still below 10k subs that guy is a genius

I'm glad those Grand Companies don't question my overzealous purchasing of Coke stacks every day

@SamTheLemonBoy

7 ай бұрын

Seeing your profile picture, I know where that's given

Thank you for replicating Hermos’ Kuva farm vid, both are very funny

Spamming P1N for Fat Cat Umbrella was the most miserble thing I've done in this game. And I did 3 full Eureka weapons. D:

@SamTheLemonBoy

9 ай бұрын

Chills brother, absolute chills

Dont worry just spam roulettes for that sweet 7200 gil bonus + all that gear that you can sell and in 2 years you might reach 20 mil!

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

Man, I'm dead

Two words... fishing aethersands.

my favourite part is when the morale compass gets dropped for the sake of pursuing an all consuming obsession, couldn't relate unfortunately

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

Throwing everything away for the sake of one useless goal

That was fucking amazing

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

I'm glad you found it a fun watch! :D

The anticipation is killing me. It's killing me!!!! Release the kraken!!! Oh wait...

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

My heart quivers with anticipation

Thank you for reminding me of my own insanity. Lmao.

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

You and me both

I'm so glad I was just f***** up enough before watching this video. Somehow it allowed me to understand every word! Someone help me! Edit: Why do I feel urged to shop at Home Depot now... ?

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

Incredible 😆

UNDERCUT 4 LIFE

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

Got me fucked up

I'm now an expert in making negative gil.

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

You and me both, I'll be here all night

Ty for the video lemon spawn

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

Thank you for watching it, human spawn

yeyeyeye

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

yeyeyeyeye

who doesn't like to throw gil at Viera with big fun bags? ❤

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

Still wondering who doesn't...

@Lurker1991

10 ай бұрын

As Viera with huge fun bags and massive amounts of gil, I do it on myself Scrooge McDuck style XD

What could they be plotting.......

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

They can never know

Feels like somebody been watching Max0r a little too much. 5 out of gil. would watch again.

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

Max0r is beyond what my computer and I are capable of, but thank you! :'D

Literally wondering if I have a drinking problem or if I just didn't remember the tweet. Video is 10/10 no notes

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

Don't worry, alcoholism has nothing to do with whatever happened in this video (I think)

dude, your videos are so genius, don't even stop doing them (sry, i am skipping songs you do)

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

Thank you so much (And based)

0:17 what is that jean looking leg piece with the belts round the waist?

Did everything but make a Crystal alt and stand around the quicksand, and that's why he only made 10million.

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

If I was only an NA Andy

5 seconds in "10 mil, wow this guy must be broke" me sitting at 100k cause I keep buying glams x-x

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

We making it out of poverty with this one

@pomegranatekat2061

10 ай бұрын

@@SamTheLemonBoy meanwhile i'm doing stormblood msq which has the bright idea to NOT give me gil bags as quest rewards *my main source of gil so far*

WELL, LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING BROTHER, THE ROESTER HAS A LITTLE TIP TO MAKE GIL QUICK, ITS A BIT TRICKY, ITS A BIT TEDIOUS BROTHER, THE METHOD IS CALLED SERVER HOP, FOR EXAMPLE, FIND AN ITEM THATS CHEAP ON A SERVER (USUALLY HOUSING ITEMS) BUY THEM SELL THEM AT A HIGHER PRICE IN YOUR SERVER DUDE. BUT WHAT A FANTASTIC VIDEO BROTHER, I LOVED THE EDITING AND THE MENTAL BREAK DOWN PARTS WHICH MIRRIORS THE ROESTER OWN METAL BREAKDOWN when he tried to get enough gil to get a house my god was that a pain. I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THE DAY YOU MAKE NOT 10, MILLION GIL BUT 11MILLION BROTHER!

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

Hell yeah brother, chills

As a certified gambler Lezduit

@SamTheLemonBoy

8 ай бұрын

Indeed

hmm Lemon is on the same data center as me lets see if i can get on to that black list 🤔

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

Any% speed run to get blacklisted

I'm farming gils with just the submarines, making from 10K (if they bring shit) to 1m 450 K every two days. My sanity is safe. HOWEVER, i also have 8 lvl 90 characters with 4 retainers each. I lost my sanity to the 7th.

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

More mental damage for the sake of pursuing riches

@Geekezf

10 ай бұрын

@@SamTheLemonBoy the good side is that i have 200 millions gils now o/

Love the edit 😂😂 How u see the prices on 3:40 ?

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

Thank you! It is a Dalamund plugin >.>' a very much redacted thingy

I've decided the only time worth making gil is the first week of a new patch. All those little doodoo chores that people always tell people to do in those "gil making guides" are horrible lol.

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

Supply and Demand shoot lower than Male Au Ra standards

Where have I seen this before ?

@SamTheLemonBoy

9 ай бұрын

Do you smell Kuva in the air?

@imwaiting536

9 ай бұрын

I do smell a man covered in 20 million kuva approaching my location

Lime

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

My younger form

What's the name of the hairstyle you're using?

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

It's redacted D:

epic video

@AdiHashira

10 ай бұрын

also what hairstyle is that if you dont mind me asking

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

Thank you so much!

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

it's redacted D:

@AdiHashira

10 ай бұрын

@@SamTheLemonBoy D:

Jesus dude, it must've taken you a whole month to edit this video. Nice job.

@SamTheLemonBoy

6 ай бұрын

Thanks, dude. I really appreciate that!

have you tried Criterion Dungeon? No one does them and all the items are dummy expansive.

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

That is true yeah, but you need a group for that!

@MrTripleM3

10 ай бұрын

@@SamTheLemonBoy you can solo them. I've been casually doing that for the past week. You need a group for other version.

This left me confused.

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

Good!

listen bro im gonna need that mod list

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

I have a list pinned in the "This is: Final Fantasy XIV" video

Why do I hear echoes of Kuva?

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

Because you smell Kuva in the air

Cant believe I was doing this all wrong. I can finally be a millionaire by patch 8.0

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

I was thinking 9.0 but that's hopeful

I watched the whole video, are there truly people who never made 50 million? To be fair a few servers are terrible for making gil compared to others, if you dont pick the right server good luck gil farming. the important part is a system of about two hours a day in making gil and making sure your child slave- retainers working as hard as possible, also there is only one map that is worth doing daily but you need crafting.

@SamTheLemonBoy

9 ай бұрын

Thank you for giving proper advice! :D

@Sayuameangkis

9 ай бұрын

@@SamTheLemonBoy Of course and when you one day get to your 50 M you must repeat the sacred words of advice to those after you. "I just picked up crafting and tried hard."

Just idk work at clubs/venues lmao

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

True, yeah

@lelakurayami3727

10 ай бұрын

@@SamTheLemonBoy that's what I did i made mad gil FAST

sdkjahsdkjash I'm in the video and I didn't say that and I love it XDDDD

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

The power of editing xD

This video made me want to undercut my own items on the market board. 0/10 I ain't making any gil.

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

Every second spent wasn't used to undercut is a second of an unscammed bystander

You want Gil? Go ask your Runescape friend to do like 2 hours of research and they'll have the best monkey maker planned for you

Hermos?

What’s the hairstyle 🥴

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

Redacted D:

When I was watching this video, I thought I was drunk. Then I realized that I haven't actually had a stiff drink in months. 10/10 for getting me completely dazed like I was drunk.

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

I am the cure of alcoholism by simply giving that feeling

It appears you haven't discovered the most consistent way to make gil: Selling beast tribe and crafted dyes. (: It may not be the absolute fastest way to get gil, but its brainless and adds up over time.

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

It just works

Crafting is just an elaborate pyramid scheme setup by the underground lalafell mafia. I have 4 alts specifically made to ONLY gather maps daily and funnel the gil back to my main and Im currently sitting on a stockpile of 30+mil. Also, become a dye barron. I have about 15k pots of various basic dyes on my retainer. It can be slow to sell sometimes, but for like, and hours worth of gathering and AFK autocrafting, I make 600k. I also abuse the trust of Limsa male Au Ra as a highlander and make them pay upfront and then instantly ghost them. Ive made like, 20mil off ERP. Ive never ERP'ed once in my LIFE.

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

If normal business doesn't work, lowkey theft does, just like real life

If you want gil, just erp :)

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

True

>This man doesn't know about the FC subs It's got a high initial time/money investment rate but once you get going you can easily rake in hundreds of millions every day.

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

I am aware of it, but I am still leveling up the sub for it to actually be useful

@akiramasashi9317

10 ай бұрын

@@SamTheLemonBoy Fair enough, it does take a long time.

bro just become a bard and perform i got enough gil for a med and large house its so easy all you need is a $4k computer and several hundred hours put into editing songs and playing them ingame and $400 on buying more midis to edit and a mental illness

@SamTheLemonBoy

10 ай бұрын

And waste away as I play the same old songs on the Lute and Harp

Making Gil sucks. Period. .