Drunk Cider bullying Zlatan every 30 seconds. Also child labor quest on the side gave me a good laugh.

@psycholuigiman

4 ай бұрын

The one about getting injured while skateboarding really got me. Like, that's such a terrible burn that he could only say with such confidence while under the influence of just the right amount of whiskey.

@TotoTheBest91

4 ай бұрын

poor Zlatan, he did nothing to deserve this

@greghuntley8945

4 ай бұрын

The 2 packs of crackers in the chili is what got me

@Zanador

4 ай бұрын

The Child Labor bit has actually been going since before this series even started. You can see it in his quest log in the Party Finder Raid videos.

@Lrbearclaw

4 ай бұрын

Let's be fair. Zlatan looks like someone who mains Black Mage.

Zlatan looks like he thinks black pepper is too spicy.

"I'm not an achievement hunter at all, I'm just an alcoholic" Pretty sure that Venn diagram is actually a concentric circle.

@hurri-db

4 ай бұрын

How dare u describe me so accurately

The commitment to the no dragoon bit is getting out of control.

@ValkyrieTiara

4 ай бұрын

How did it start? WHY did it start?

@cordellsl

4 ай бұрын

@@ValkyrieTiara i also want to know the origin of this bit. Deleting all those spare materials was some serious commitment

@SoraShadowdancer

4 ай бұрын

So THAT'S what's going on! When he chucked all those extra items in the HW relic video I got so anxious. Like, "No! Don't throw them away, you might still need them!" As others have requested, please explain this bit? I don't understand.

@rogthepirate4593

4 ай бұрын

I, too, require an explanation. Just out of curiosity, not because I'm a DRG main or anything of course.

@TheIvoryDingo

4 ай бұрын

He won't be able to avoid it once he goes for the Zodiac weapons, as there's an achievement for getting the first stage of all of them (excluding Ninja)... which includes Dragoon.

"...to try and find a Canadian whisky that doesn't suck. I haven't found it yet." dude, you're going to the strip club and looking for a wife

@panykfelidae9018

4 ай бұрын

Northern harvest rye.

@barneybetsington7501

4 ай бұрын

Too true. Based Cider Spider hates sexworkers and all other degenerates!!!!11!

@UncleButterworth

4 ай бұрын

LMAO That's one way to put it But honestly I like some mild Canadian slop, especially if I was going to be shooting them down like Cider.

@KainYusanagi

3 ай бұрын

@@panykfelidae9018 Forty Creek Confederation Oak!

@Ederick1936

15 күн бұрын

A Canadian distillery won both Gold for single Malt and Silver for blended at the world whiskies awards this year. Cheap whisky is cheap whisky, but in general Canadian whisky (which we typically make with Rye and so usually will differentiate it by calling it Rye or Rye whisky) is internationally recognized......

Zlatan wiggles his fingers and says "dont mind if i do" when he sees a box of krispy kremes

It brings me much joy to hear Cider roast Zlatan and then immediately announce "quick to judge:.."

29:47 You can actually buy non-glowy versions of the weapons as glamour from the Allagan Node! That shotgun in particular should be called "Matte Replica Blade's Ingenuity."

@FieryKanata

4 ай бұрын

Yees! The matte version is still my machinist weapon to this day ever since I got it!

@Dw7freak

4 ай бұрын

It's not the node, it's the person next to the node. But yeah. I'm not the biggest fan of the petals, especially the green ones.

@SolWarriorNidhogg

4 ай бұрын

@Dw7freak Oh whoops, I guess it's been a while lol. Thanks for the correction!

@futurepastnow

4 ай бұрын

The matte replicas are my favorites, especially the shotgun and the gunblade, which just looks like a classic gunblade... but HUGE

@gateauxq4604

4 ай бұрын

The non-glowy guns are all pretty lit

"You look like you raise tamagotchis" he says, while I'm over here feeding my tamagotchi. Called out.

I was not expecting the majority of Bionicle lore in my life to come from an FFXIV achievement hunting video. I do remember owning Hewkii and Nuparu Inika as a kid.

the running gag of neglecting dragoon's relics and throwing away the pieces for them brings me pain...

@latios3874

4 ай бұрын

Is there a reason he's skipping them?

@KazikoWhite

4 ай бұрын

@@latios3874He doesn't have a Dragoon, it's still a Lancer (as far as I remember)

@RayvenNeverland

4 ай бұрын

@@KazikoWhiteyeah he has a level 90 lancer.....

@maxspecs

4 ай бұрын

@@RayvenNeverlandHe'll need to do Dragoon for the achievements eventually.

Zlatan looks like he turns down a date because he doesn't want to miss bible study

I'm going to call it. There'll be a part where it's 'Getting All the DRG Relics'. It's happened twice where he 'overshot' the relics he needed for the weapons.

@TheIvoryDingo

4 ай бұрын

I expect it'll be when he goes for the Zodiac weapons achievements (as there's an achievement to get the first stage of all the 2.0 job weapons)

@Zanador

4 ай бұрын

I'm making a different bet. I'm betting that his plan is to get literally every achievement that doesn't require Dragoon before he even unlocks the job.

@Slayerlord13

4 ай бұрын

@@ZanadorNah, he'll just finish like that, scroll over the unfinished dragoon achievements one last time and go "well we finally did it, every achievement in final fantasy fourteen."

@gateauxq4604

4 ай бұрын

The video will be called ‘oops all dragoon’

@mainstreamvoltage

3 ай бұрын

dragoon is getting a rework, he could just wait until dawntrial and be like "dawntrial added three jobs, one of which is dragoon, and for some reason they added relics for this job for past expansions

Sorry the audio is weird in a few places - I was testing out a noise removal filter that ended up making things wonky. How was your week?

@Calculusman1084

4 ай бұрын

going great with VII Rebirth dropping, and me starting P8S. Ur PF vid for the fight is a daily joy to help me laugh through the pain. Really looking forward to seeing you tackle UwU or TEA In PF

@neku757

4 ай бұрын

I started plating FF14 a few weeks ago and i got to heavensward PLUS got DRK so im REALLY good

@Riigariano

4 ай бұрын

Just reached the end of ARR, my first lvl 50 was the Scholar/Summoner, mainly being an Scholar, have been playing over a long time on and off for a few years and finally about to fight Ultima Weapon.

@toperishtwice

4 ай бұрын

I finally got my Morbol mount today, so it's pretty great.

@ShaminMike

4 ай бұрын

bro my fucking wife got me a Tamagotchi for Christmas and my 5 yr old loves it!

theres just something about the chocobo theme slurring as the Delubrum runs went on that sent me LOL

For those who haven't finished their Timeworn Artifact grind and are also achievement hunters, I'd like to propose an alternate way of getting the remaining Timeworns. You see, you only need 50 clears of Delubrum Reginae to finish the achievement. You can't actually start the relic grind until you've finished Delubrum at least once so the remaining 49 runs will give you 147 Timeworn Artifacts which is a bit less than the 255 you need to complete all steps of the grind. My recommendation after that point is actually to start trying to complete Palace of the Dead's Necromancer title, since at higher floors the droprate for the Timeworn Artifacts ends up being about one per floor set and if you're a mere mortal (like me) you'll probably have to make several attempts at getting a clear which will put you closer to the goal of 255 to minimize the amount of actual stuff you have to do. If you're worried about Raw Emotions for the next step, don't be. You end up getting 147 from Dalriada clears and (potentially) 88 from Delubrum clears if you're lucky which puts you at 235 from Bozja content so it'll be very easy to run some StB dungeons or try for your Lone Hero title. Of course, do what makes you happy and makes this feel like less of a grind, I'm just putting in my two cents for how to go about doing these.

@jasonclark3351

4 ай бұрын

You will legit get the rest of the timeworn artifacts you need when grinding the PoTD weapons aswell.

I was not prepared for the "puts dimes in his pennyloafers" roast. I don't even know why I found that one the funniest of the bunch

Oh hey, I was one of the ones who helped for your last 5 runs. Honestly didnt know about you till others mentioned your channel to me, just thought "cool someones running Delibroom". Glad to help you on your achivement hunting. Gratz again on the relics!

The flying Bionicle sets were weird in that instead of doing all six villain figures in one wave and all six Toa figures in one wave, they instead had both waves be half villains half toa. The first flying wave was Phantoka, it had Lewa, Kopaka, and Pohatu as the Toa and black, red, and blue villians. The second flying wave was the Mistika, that wave had Tahu, Gali, and Onua as the toa, and white, green, and yellow colored villains.

"looks like he uses the wrist strap on the wii remotes" goddamn it man. I ain't trying to shoot bourbon outta my nose man!

Also would 100% watch your Mentor Roulette videos. Currently working towards my own BK crown and interested in seeing how it goes for you lol

It warms my heart to see you developing such a deep and meaningful friendship with Zlatan.

It's rare to find someone who still has as much random Bionicle trivia floating around in his head as I do. If you ever feel the urge to build your own sets without bankrupting yourself on plastic, the Bricklink Studio has pretty much all Bionicle parts implemented. It even has a built-in rendering system that creates photo-realistic images of your sets. I got so many MOCs I created in that years ago, fanficed into the lore as some forgotten island full of experiments from when the Great Beings first tinkered with creating Toa... Also: Lewa supremacy! I prefer the original look of his Kanohi though. All other versions of it are kinda fugly.

Look. Cider. Imma be real with you for a minute. I love your content. I love your humor. I love the dedication that you have to this community and to the task.... But please. Please please please PLEASE watch your alcohol intake. All i'm gonna say is these two words. Mitten Squad. I love you, stay safe, stay who you are but just... Watch how much you drink. I don't wanna lose ya too buddy.

Cider just chainsmoking that Zlatan pack nonstop, god bless.

the ending segment of drunkenly bullying zlatan got me laughing harder than i think it was meant to lmao congrats on all your shiny new weapons! a shame one of them is locked behind secret content :(

Ive got 3 and a half days in the xbox free trial already and ive already begun going for the luminary tool for goldsmith. My friend has been asking me to finish the MSQ to catch up so we can talk about stuff but i just keep laughing and hammering away getting my mats. I am truly addicted and i love every second i run from node to node getting my materials to craft. Im joing the achievement hunt brother so thanks for being so entertaining with the vids.

@Chacesumica

4 ай бұрын

Man good luck to that. Any crafting with out being able to stock up on materials is gonna be rough. Especially when you need mats from other trades and dont have a market board.

Should change title of video to "The Roast of Zlatan - hosted by Cider and the shb grind of bitterness"

Can't wait to see you tackle....... ....THE FISH.

@arcanadawn

4 ай бұрын

Groan 😅

@StEvEy0wNaGe

4 ай бұрын

Oh good god xD

@hoodiesticks

4 ай бұрын

Ocean fish in particular are going to be an ordeal. I've been attempting it for a year and a half and still haven't gotten a single blue fish.

@StEvEy0wNaGe

4 ай бұрын

@@hoodiesticksFuck. Lancet. Fish.

@Ryukai-san

4 ай бұрын

Especially because one of the big fish is currently on a ONE MONTH hiatus due to mismatched weather/timing (Fruity Snacks mentioned it on their twitter a few days back)

You can buy glowless "Matte" versions to glam your weapons from Regana in Gangos. I use the Matte Blades Ingenuity for my Machinist glams.

Yes on the mentor roulette The progressively slowing gold saucer music was hilarious And the Zlatan roast fest was necessary and perfect

So glad to see another one, Cider Spider! Thanks for doing this series. It's making me want to do so much more achievement grinding on my main.

Dude, Choco tacos are long extinct. My sincerest condolences.

@gamerin123d6

4 ай бұрын

They're coming back sometime this summer for a limited time so ;)

Friday is not only my day off, but the day of a new Cider Spider video. Currently watching and working on my Island Sanctuary achievements. Thanks for saving the day so I'm not bored to death while collecting!

As someone who considers Zlatan to be his mirror reflection in the game.... I felt this video deep inside

Yay! The next video! I love this little series, you even motivated me to get started on things like leves even though I’m still somewhere in the EW MSQ.

“Bro looks like he drinks skim milk,” just utterly blindsided me and I can’t stop giggling.

Yay another Cider Spider video Really looking forward to these every week now!

RIP the OG Choco Taco. I had the last one at Operyland Resort in Nashville, I was there for a week and ate one every night and the last night spent over an hour and found the last one.

I was waiting for this ALL DAY! Thanks man lol

Your videos never cease to amuse me. The commentary is always A+ and the insult game on Zlatan gave me some good ones to use lmao. Keep up the good work and we can always use more Bionicle lore!

Every release of one of these videos is a mini event and I love it. Keep it up!

I’m glad I got to blow your mind about those shoes!

@SoraShadowdancer

4 ай бұрын

Those things look like they inspired crocs and not in a good way

mentor rroulettes can be a source of immeasurable pain, but also CONTENT. Definitely nice to have a mentor video or section here and there to spice things up!

Perfect timeing! I just laid down for a nap so a new ep of my fav thing to watch before bed is perfect ❤

This was the best video in the series so far because of the Zlatan bullying. And the Bionicles deep dive reminded me of the time I was at a party where it turned out that someone there basically had a doctorate in Animorphs lore and that became the recurring topic of the night.

Just got home from work Iv been waiting for this 😤😤

"Must be a day ending in night" is a 10/10 phrase that I am stealing for my own use

The commitment to bullying Zlatan is the best part of this whole episode.

"I'm not an achievement hunter I'm just an alcoholic" Lotta pain in that statement.

id love to see some mentor roulettte. I personally enjoy it to see duties ive forgotten about. You btw motivated to get back to the achievement grind - thank you for that :D

This content has been fun to watch. Keep it up

There is a really nice 9 hour video about the entirety of Bionicle lore, it's great

glad to get a peak at what all the stages of the job weapons look like!! I like the penultimate form of so many of the weapons so I may actually consider working on those at some point, the black mage weapon for sure

The random bionicle lore drop & taking shots while running FFXIV gear grinds is so beautiful lol. You absolutely earned the sub from me sir lol

Come for Final Fantasy XIV, stay for drunken bionicle lore. Always glad to see you upload because 1.) it's fun content and 2.) your liver is still functioning.

I'm already watching WeskAlber's mentor roulette series, so I'll happily watch yours too!

my best friend and I watch your new videos together every week and this one was such a fun one! :)

Weekly appreciation of Cider's voice! Ahhhh, these videos are a delight.

the tamagotchi insult was a low blow, what did the tamagotchis do to be connected to zlatan

Being on the verge of finishing my first Zodiac Relic I am grateful for your persistence it keeps me going

Bionicle lore in the middle of this was fantastic. As someone that used to be staff on one of the big Bionicle forums back in the day, you had great memory! :)

I wasn't expecting a throwback to childhood with BIONICLE!! Lol you unlocked a part of my brain that hasn't been opened in 20 years

Ive never done delubrum, but thansk to watching Cider play Delubrum so many times, I recognized when they borrowed a boss mechanic for another encounter last night. The Yeti in Snowcloak uses the large and small bombs mechanic from queens warrior, just with snowballs instead. I hadnt run that dungeon since it was changed, so it was my first time seeing it lol.

Unrelated to achievement hunting, but I've noticed over multiple videos that you've had that Child Labor quest active at 5/6 for a while now. I'm beginning to wonder, is this just for the ongoing "mad because small" meme? "Mad because child labor"

@Nazuiko

4 ай бұрын

Hes had that quest active for *at least* 2 years.Afaik its been sitting there as the "active" quest since he was in Stormblood.

The Zlatan bashing had me in stitches.

Loving this series!

I'm definitely a fan of you doing a Mentor Roulette series. Specifically, a clip reel of all of the scuff that happens. Maybe specific videos on the actual fights talking about the mechanics as a Mentor should, so other people can learn them. Done in your own way of course.

When Cider hits 100k subs, he will finish the dragoon achievements

@argentpuck

4 ай бұрын

The what achievements? Dragon achievements?

@MAdelineMichelRiding2Paradise

4 ай бұрын

@argentpuck as you can see spider doesn't unlock the dragoon relics. I don't know what the beef is

@Armongorest

4 ай бұрын

He doesn't have a Dragoon, its as simple as that.@@MAdelineMichelRiding2Paradise

That was a GRIND. I did all the relics, but I decided to do them weekly, so I won't get bored of the content. Max Delubrum per day was 3, but for week, it was 5 :P And I'm still coming back there every week, as I love that content. Yea, I am a Bard too. Always saving the day when the apocalypse come xD

I never got deep into the Bionicle show or lore, but my brother had a few toys that I ended up playing with more often as I gradually inherited all his LEGO stuff. The one I remember loving the most was, after doing some quick research, called Gahlok, which apparently wasn;t even their own character and was instead an entire race, but I just really liked the design because they were so weirdly shaped compared to all the other toys.

Halfway through this vid and it has been a WILD ride. What started as a coherent achievement hunter vid has devolved into a drunken rant about high level Bionicle lore, and i'm all for it. Feels like the captain no longer has control of the plane.

29:48 Just letting you know that a nearby vendor to the relic guy sells non-glowy versions of all the final relics. Along with "copies" of previous relic steps.

Congrats on getting all the Resistance relics! I don't think I'll do Eureka or Bozja for my character as I need to get 6.5 before June so I am ready for Dawntrail. I'm way behind, as in I haven't even started Heavensward. XD

other people have probably commented this, but you CAN get versions of the final relic weapons that don't have the (very divisive) glow effect on them ; you can buy them from your bestie Regana, they're called "Matte" replicas. i've grinded out multiple of these relics solely so i could then buy the version without the effect (the Matte Blade's Serenity is one of my favorite Monk weapons in the game so far).

Ooooh, blue mage is at level 1! Looking forward to that and the Triple Triad grind - which has been a priority of mine for a while, it's a nice trip down every single piece of content in XIV

Another week (third in a row) consisting of mostly crafting for me. Since the last video, I have completed the final step of the Endwalker relic weapon for MNK (10 points), crafted 300 times between levels 11-20 with CRP, BSM and GSM (5 points each), crafted 750 times between levels 21-30 with BSM and GSM (5 points), crafted 1500 times between levels 31-40 with BSM and GSM (5 points), crafted 3000 times between levels 41-50 with CRP, BSM and GSM (10 points each), obtained all the achievements for crafting x amount of times for each slice of 10 levels up to level 50 with CRP, BSM and GSM (30 points each), crafted my 40th unique BSM recipe (5 points), crafted my 500th HQ item with BSM and GSM (5 points each), and crafted 1000 times between levels 51-60, 61-70 and 71-80 with GSM (10 points each). In the last week, I have obtained 210 points through crafting alone, and I'm beginning to run low on whatever crafting achievements I have left available. I now have 20,120 points ingame, or 19,015 using the Lalachievements scoring system. I'm currently ranked #53 on Adamantoise, up five spots since last week. I have a feeling that I'll be gaining achievements at a very slow pace once again after I am done with crafting-related achievements, seeing as I can't "automate" anything but these. :p Grind on, achievement hunters! Edit: On the topic of Bozja relics, I have currently 11 complete weapons, with three currently on different quests (to keep them active to be able to keep receiving the quest items), and three that I haven't started yet because those jobs aren't level 80 yet. The only items I still need are Raw Emotions (I have 50 out of 90), Timeworn Artifacts (I have 25 out of 75), the blue memories (I have 19 out of 80) and the red memories (I have 52 out of 80). I have more than enough of everything else. I'm rather slow on levelling jobs because I don't enjoy dungeon content. For the record, I have GNB at 79 (very close), SAM at 72 and DNC at 60. Once I get GNB to 80, I'll be advancing each currently job in progress to the next to keep each quest active and begin the GNB relic. I look forward to that. Edit: Poor Zlatan got BLASTED this episode. I liked it. :p

Now I'm just remembering a bionical PS2 game that I had and have the urge to replay it, I love that this video was just bionicle deep lore and roasting zlatan

17:12 that part about bringing Edward Elric's mom back killed me.

I didn't expect this to turn into a Bionicle lore video, but I am all here for it xD

Regarding the 5k dancer weapon you had to buy, you can get 1k Gil replica weapons from the vendor on the spot and use that, no teleporting or market board required.

So first off, Kopaka. The Ice Toa. Always like the design both OG and Nuva, and he was cool in the comics. Second, I'm going to miss running DRN with you you goober. That was some real fun. Third, and I'm not the first one to say this, but check out the Matte versions of the final steps. The NIN one looks good imo, and some others do to. And you can also get replica earlier stages for glam (you likely knew this, but hey, maybe some rando looking at the comments will get a neat tip!)

Idk how ya do Boreza I done it while it was live and absolutely hated it. I must congratulate you and wish you well.

Love finding out you're younger than me by having been a Bionicle fan from Gen 1 as a kid and having no clue what you were talking with the flying Toa

I don't know if you've found it, but they sell a glamour version of all of these weapons without the glowing effect. Some of them look VERY VERY nice without the glow. Like the Machinist final relic looks like a proper Mare's Leg shotgun.

I ran Delubrum for the first time recently in a PF group of 8 people, and I think it went even *slower* than that last run you had. It took like 45 minutes and we saw every single mechanic on every single boss. Dahu was doing his dashing mechanic at like 40%. No idea what was going on there lmao. My weekly achievements: - 80 Blacksmith leves - All the achievements for finishing Coils tiers and the Savage fights, since I realized you can literally one-shot everything with unsynced Blue Mage (10 achievements) - Stormblood Sightseeing log (2 achievements) - FATE rank 3 in Rak'tika Greatwood - 8 easy Bozja achievements since I just started it this week; mostly stuff like story progression and "complete 10 CEs" type achievements

My first Bionicle was Kohrak, one of the "villians". Didnt get to collect a lot until the Inika sets, ended up getting that large Takanuva set from when they were flying/exploring the swamps. Really dug the music they put out with all those Bionicle too, Cryoshell is a good listen.

@CiderSpider

4 ай бұрын

I thought it was Gravity Hurts

@CiderSpider

4 ай бұрын

oh wait nevermind, Cryoshell is the band, Gravity Hurts is the song name. Yeah, it was good lol

Holy crap apples! Congratulations Cider.... this one is huge

I was always into Kopaka and Gali for the first set of Toa. Nokama and Nuju were cool too during the Toa Metru flashbacks.

The Matte Replica versions of the final sHB relic steps are actually some of my favorite weapon models in the game. You definitely should check them out, personal favorites are DRK, MCH, NIN and RDM, they really work a lot better without the glow/crystal effect

Trembling at the thought of a new Cider Spider video

I'd like to point out that pulling dahu to the door is pure chad behavior. Thanks Cider Spider for showing the way.

that Zlatan slander had me laughing hard ! Well done

I love all the quips at Zlatan i was losing it x'D one of my personal faves was the "Zlatan looks like he used the wrist straps on the wii remotes"

Aww fuck yea Bionicle trivia my time has come. Artaka is the correct name for the forger but we never saw what he looked like till the reboot and that's an entirely different continuity. The Inika didn't fall in energized protodermis they were hit by energy from the red star and that's what mutated them into toa. As for the flying toa they're still the Nuva in universe but the toy lines they were from are Phantoka and Mistika with half of them in each.

I would love to watch mentor roulette videos! I feel like the giant range of possible content can make for a lot of unique experiences (whether good or bad is a toss up lol)

I totally forgot what bangers there were in Shadowbringers post-release content.. the Big Fat Taccos anthem is so epic.

Drunk Cider - "Im bad like Michael Jackson, but im not dead like him" lmao bruh ill take a puff of my blunt in your honor (º¬°)7

13:00 the music slowing down and changing key with each shot I am howling omg 🤣😂

Congrats on your whole bunch.