The Full Story Of The Contest | Seinfeld
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Who is master of their domain?
00:00 S9E23 The Finale
00:54 Intro
00:59 S4E11 The Contest
05:59 S5E02 The Puffy Jacket
07:53 S9E23 The Finale
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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Ordinarily I hate when Hollywood tries to get in on Internet memes. But Seinfeld actually invented this one.
@marcelparker6755
Жыл бұрын
Seinfeld was a meme before memes existed 😂😂😂
@georgevarughese4886
Жыл бұрын
With out greatphing themselves-- Line of the best ending. And delivered well by Daffny
@bossfan49
Жыл бұрын
@@georgevarughese4886 *gratifying, Daphne
@KingDizzleLTDinc.
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 FrFr now that you think about
@cheefussmith9380
Жыл бұрын
@@bossfan49 id like to gratify daphne
“He could have had any woman in the world….. but none could match the beauty of his own hand.”
@words007
Жыл бұрын
Story of every guy who loose interest in his partner 😂
@zyzir
Жыл бұрын
me
@u.kw1461
Жыл бұрын
Shinji-kun
@DoNotSubscribetoMePlease
Жыл бұрын
@@words007 “I’m so heartbroken” *Proceeds to type the letter p*
@geekzombie8795
Жыл бұрын
@@u.kw1461Ah yes funny hospital scene.
Honestly the most shocking part is that Kramer had $100 lmao
@FredPlanatia
Жыл бұрын
who says it was his money?
@gunnasintern
Жыл бұрын
he definitely borrowed it from Bob Sacamano
@JK-gu3tl
Жыл бұрын
He always has those, its all he carries.
@landochabod7
Жыл бұрын
He only gets hundreds...
@brendanveit84
Жыл бұрын
@@gunnasintern or Lomez
I honestly think "You'll be out before we get the check" is the best line in the entire show.
@aldoileanumeliber
Жыл бұрын
This and the other few hundreds that have become part of folklore
@ruffprophetproductions
Жыл бұрын
Might be top 20
@Ash16180
Жыл бұрын
Nah. "a show about nothing" is the best line
@Sadzeih
Жыл бұрын
Nah that belongs to: the sea was angry that day my friends
@grahamvert8174
Жыл бұрын
@@Ash16180 There are definitely more iconic lines in the show, but in terms of pure humor I'd say this the cleverest.
Kramer slapping the cash down and saying I'm out is the funniest part of this to me lol
@DevinHeida
Жыл бұрын
The best part is that they were all watching the woman across the street who was naked in her apartment, he leaves and comes back while they were still watching, meaning he left to relieve himself and then came back.
@rootfish2671
Жыл бұрын
@@DevinHeida he jerked it in the hallway
This episode aged extraordinarily well.
@jacobbell8171
Жыл бұрын
which episode?
@outcastedOpal
Жыл бұрын
@@jacobbell8171 the one where the joke originated.
@apothecurio
Жыл бұрын
The Peeping into the window is a little ehhh but these characters are all supposed to be kind of bad people.
@d.casanova
Жыл бұрын
4:29 😂😂😂
@KW-md1bq
Жыл бұрын
Other than the JFK Junior reference
I didn't realise on my first viewing, but 'The Contest' was so *dense* with jokes and amazing moments, it could have easily lasted four episodes.
@cesar5379
Жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t say they would last that long
@MS-sv1tr
Жыл бұрын
That's just Seinfeld, though. Still the best ever.
@timy9197
Жыл бұрын
@@cesar5379 lmao
@marcelparker6755
Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The show won a "Best Writing" Emmy for this episode without even saying the actual "M" word.
@theprinceoftides6836
Жыл бұрын
@@MS-sv1tr Truth.
Poor Marla. She was so traumatized by what Jerry did (the Contest) in the Autumn of 1992 that a year later, she had to change her name to Daphne Moon and move to Seattle
"i shave my legs!" "not every day" LMAO
@nateliebermann-sp5rx
Ай бұрын
THE DELIVERY
This contest is beyond tame by today's standards.
@beensupe
Жыл бұрын
And still funnier than any sitcom episode in the past 20+ years
@projectburpees
Жыл бұрын
@@beensupe 100 * edit except for curbed of course!
@RodSwap
Жыл бұрын
Most of the stuff on this show is beyond tame by today’s standards Thats why i like it
@redacted2275
Жыл бұрын
Good, you're not anachronistic.
@rishabsingh8009
Жыл бұрын
November rain
I’ve never heard actual real human laughs on a sitcom and I now know the beauty of it
@arclite95
Жыл бұрын
That’s because Seinfeld was actually funny
@MilkeyMilksCorner
Жыл бұрын
Where have you been
@ZacV47
Жыл бұрын
Most 90’s sitcoms had live audiences
@Despair505
Жыл бұрын
Is this the first sitcom you've watched
@gustavholst9085
10 ай бұрын
Every person who recorded that laugh track is probably dead by now. You are listening to dead people laughing.
😂 when she finally said " a ...a ...a contest " 😂 I was on the floor when she said " it was horrible, horrible" 😂
@shoqwavebeats8745
Жыл бұрын
That part gives me the same feeling lol, and the way the rest of them reacted 😂
@fromthehaven94
Жыл бұрын
Oh, for the love of God... LOL
@doncheechako8084
Жыл бұрын
@@fromthehaven94 I love that line & George's mom reaction with her purse.
“Ya know….I was aloooone….” The greatest line in the past, current, or future history of sitcoms.
@shonda79able
Жыл бұрын
"George, what are you doing?! My God!!"
@DNYGdj
Жыл бұрын
What is it with youtube commenters and their infatuation with claiming they know what the greatest of anything is? 🤣
@earthsurgery1237
Жыл бұрын
Let's not exaggerate now
@gunr2012
Жыл бұрын
Negative
@RedDevil_Joe
Жыл бұрын
Wow you have an amazingly low bar for sitcoms 😂 watch some British shows
I've never believed that George would so easily tell this story (especially in a public place). He would try to keep it secret.
@Thunderchild-gz4gc
Жыл бұрын
It's one of his few successes. Except he lied.
@Donovarkhallum
Жыл бұрын
Madness he has no shame
@-Nobody-1
Жыл бұрын
George has no shame. This is exactly on character.
@milesfernando
Жыл бұрын
I dont think it's an issue with the writing or anything, he was being discreet with it and not directly saying it so without context, a passerby hearing a couple sentences of the conversation wouldn't pick up on it
@TCM215
Жыл бұрын
George can never keep a secret
30 years ago. Two minutes into this episode and I knew it was going to be the classic Seinfeld episode.
@prism8289
Жыл бұрын
Timeless subject.
@jimlahey3919
Жыл бұрын
Sure you did, LeBron
@kobeisthegoat5767
Жыл бұрын
@@jimlahey3919 😂
@SirMildredPierce
6 ай бұрын
I too only lasted a couple of minutes.
"I shave my legs! -Not every day" Took me ages to get that joke 😂
@Qagpt
Жыл бұрын
I’m still struggling
@jorgegaray7614
Жыл бұрын
What does that mean?
@conorscott1386
Жыл бұрын
@@jorgegaray7614 Two meanings: He’s insulting Elaine by suggesting that she has noticeably hairy legs and Implying that he jerks off every day
@armedpoop
Жыл бұрын
@@jorgegaray7614 Kramer "gratifies himself" every day.
@isitoveryet9525
9 ай бұрын
@@armedpoopoh…..I thought he was saying that men have to shave their faces every day.
The audience member losing it during the hand modeling guy part is hilarious🤣
One of the best episodes in television history. They never even called it the actual m word.
@JC20XX
Жыл бұрын
That's the genius of it. They'd never have been allowed to air it back then if they were more explicit.
@packlesswolf1
Жыл бұрын
What M word? Mature?
@jekkobc126
Жыл бұрын
@@packlesswolf1 the m word for beatin off
@felixftw4702
Жыл бұрын
@@packlesswolf1 man how old are you
@rootfish2671
Жыл бұрын
@@packlesswolf1 he meant Kramer yelling the N word
Elaine: Oh, that's baloney- I shave my *legs* Kramer: *Not every day, you don't*
@a5193
Жыл бұрын
This line killed me 😂😂😂😂
@samuelluria4744
Жыл бұрын
Better than the line, was her uncomfortable inability to bring a response!!🤣🤣🤣
@Karan-Aujla
Жыл бұрын
Could you please explain?
Seinfeld really put NNN in the title 😂
Should have included the clip of Kramer sleeping soundly in his bed. 🤣
@jason60chev
Жыл бұрын
At the end of the episode, all of them were sleeping soundly.
@12classics39
8 ай бұрын
@@jason60chevIncluding Marla in the arms of JFK Jr himself.
"i come home to find my son treating hid body like an amusement park" has to be the most innovative lines in a comedy ever.
0:47 Frank's reaction is pure gold
@marcelparker6755
Жыл бұрын
It's Newman's face that gets me... and Peterman's "For the love of God!" 😂😂😂
@whatsinname5683
Жыл бұрын
@@marcelparker6755 can't argue with that
@malwandlanavela5890
Жыл бұрын
George's parents have always been hysterical.
@whatsinname5683
Жыл бұрын
@@malwandlanavela5890 made for each other
@vitreo1363
Жыл бұрын
RIP Jerry Stiller
“Dependent on cub scouts to feed him” is an insane line
They left out the scenes in bed each night. That was part of what made that episode even funnier. Elaine tossing and turning after her Yoga class was hilarious.
My favorite part is honestly when Elaine says "I shave my legs" and Kramer replies "Not every day"
@adamc1966
5 ай бұрын
Should have been-Not twice a day 👍
Jerry’s reaction to learning that he won while he’s about to die is hilarious
Seinfeld is pure class. Got to be the best comedy show every. All others just follow
@rogueuniversities6866
Жыл бұрын
do you enjoy being a sycophant?
@theend9258
Жыл бұрын
Ok sure. Especially with the "no nut November" title.
@AnonymousAccount514
Жыл бұрын
I couldn’t have said it better myself
@NewNormalWorldOrder
Жыл бұрын
Always Sunny is better tho ;)
@namanjoshi1477
Жыл бұрын
Arrested Development I feel is better
This espisode actually came out in November 1992. So yeah... NoNutNovember certified.
After a rough day yesterday, I’m proud to say I am still Master of My Domain. The temptation was strong, but I kept myself busy and in public to curb the urge.
@Urine666Deity
Жыл бұрын
Lmfao ive been ejaculating like 5 times a day lately and I couldn't be happier
@redacted2275
Жыл бұрын
"Curb the urge." Nice euphemism.
@bossfan49
Жыл бұрын
Feel free to NOT share these things.
@boomslang1118
Жыл бұрын
@@bossfan49 You're watching a video entitled "No nut", and a comment like that bothers you? LOL
@bossfan49
Жыл бұрын
@@boomslang1118 Annoys. Up until then, it was all fictitious.
"I figured you'd cruise at least through Spring" lmao
@deathshead357
Жыл бұрын
What was the joke here? I don't get it.
@tommy_noble
Жыл бұрын
@@deathshead357 he's just doubling down on how easy it should be for a female.
6:35 might be the best crowd reaction I’ve ever heard
"I'm outta the contest" needs to be on a shirt.
George glamoured himself.
@avalonjustin
Жыл бұрын
"GEORGE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!"
@frozengamer3030
Жыл бұрын
@@avalonjustin I can imagine her saying that
You're telling me that this whole "contest" came from a show 💀
@marcelparker6755
Жыл бұрын
Yes. Welcome to the party.
@nthgth
Жыл бұрын
"The Contest" is the name of the episode... It's not a real contest except in the show
I would've lost the contest after seeing Elaine in her gym outfit.
"You better be careful buddy, she's going to get you next" hahahah 😆😅😂😂😂
I actually never knew that Seinfeld invented NNN 😂
"Why, George why?" "Because it's there!"
I love J. Petermans "For the love of God!" in court. Lolll
S5E2 is titled The Puffy Shirt not The Puffy Jacket. And you want to be my Seinfeld trivia account.
@stellarwind1946
Жыл бұрын
But I don’t want to be a pirate!
@RockAndGrohlMe
Жыл бұрын
And YOU want to be my latex salesman. (smdh)
I love how this scene was recreated on Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Lol
5:52 I love that look to the window. Perfectly communicates what he's thinking.
I love how everyone in the courtroom acted like hearing about the nature of the contest is the most disturbing thing ever conceived. If this show was made today, it'd get a few chuckles, but everyone would quickly move on-if it even became a factor in the first place.
@MA-go7ee
5 ай бұрын
Their prudishness was exaggerated for comedy
Only This 'contest ' episode alone is generation ahead of all the sitcoms.. GOAT
The only person that laughs in the courtroom when she says gratifying themselves is Uncle Leo lol
@l.k.3304
Жыл бұрын
Gahahah
@carloregalado7751
Жыл бұрын
uncle Leo has always been the goofy one lol
@gordongekko9742
Жыл бұрын
Hellooooooo
@xjcrossx
Жыл бұрын
@@gordongekko9742 hellooo uncle leo.... : /
@l.k.3304
Жыл бұрын
@@gordongekko9742 heeeloooouuuuu
This gave the world a new definition to the term, "Master of his own domain." 🤣
That's an insane monologue for this random no name guest actor to come in and kill it
@sirroms
Жыл бұрын
you mean uh
@MeneerHerculePoirot
Жыл бұрын
I like Mr. Bookman the best.
@aviv27a
Жыл бұрын
@@MeneerHerculePoirot That's OFFICER Bookman to you, joyboy.
@typicaljaguar9155
Жыл бұрын
Wasn't she on Frasier?
@hermanndercheruskerfurst9095
Жыл бұрын
@@typicaljaguar9155 yes a main character, hardly a no-name
0:46 Frank Constanza's reaction to hearing about the contest gets me everytime.
The way Kramer says“Not everyday” 😆
...and I thought No Nut November meant giving up peanuts and other high-fat nut-based snacks for a month... like giving up alcohol during Dry January🙈
@elliotgillum
Жыл бұрын
🤣
@chesscomsupport8689
Жыл бұрын
No, it means that your girlfriend has to give up nut-based snacks for a month
@sumobo7108
Жыл бұрын
lol
@reycesarcarino4653
Жыл бұрын
@@chesscomsupport8689 what girlfriend 😂
@pineutrino
Жыл бұрын
Dry January is a ban on foreplay
lol I just realized, George sniffed the bills that Elaine gave ROFL. I still cannot believe I watched this in front of my parents and got away with it since they did not understand any of it.
Seinfield is just pure perfection, this contest episode. Is the reason for my obsession with Seinfeld. Kinda 😂
The greatest Seinfeld episode
@uneedtherapy42
Жыл бұрын
Puffy Shirt too and The Outing
I can't get enough of this cast lmao
whoever runs this channel, you're a bloody genius
"I'm out!" Didn't even understand this back when I first saw it on TV and *still* that made me laugh.
8:47 "Ohh! I'm ready! I'm ready! Glory hallelujah!"
03:13 Love Elaine’s smile reaction to Kramer’s quick exit
4:30 "youre about 30 years too early"
"Dependant on cub scouts to feed him" God there are so many great random lines.
Seinfeld was trendsetting years ago!😁👍
I was at Walmart and saw a Planter's Peanuts that said "To all a good nut" and I died.
@rootfish2671
Жыл бұрын
They knew what they were doing...
I’d seen some compilations of this before, but I’d never seen the end where George admits he cheated 🤯
The actress who is telling us about the contest is the same actress who plays Daphne Moon on Frasier
Best episode of any comedy ever!!!!
The hair of the bald guy describing George’s successor hands 🤣 I cannot…
Jerry singing along with the animation, and Kramer putting his words😂😂😂
“Well it all started with George and his mother” might be the most underrated quote of the show
Ray McKigney didn’t actually die. He found Kamar-Taj while searching for a cure for his hands and became sorcerer supreme.
4:54 that rhyme though lol
I never noticed Keith Hernandez in this scene before. Him in the front row made it even better 😂
"It actually started with George and his mother"
Oh..... John John 😂😂😂
What's funnier is the fact that the courtroom was horrified for them four to establish self-control, even if it was for their own selfish reason.😂
This one is my favourite Seinfeld episode 😭👍
Jay Peterman- "For the Love of God!" Hahahahaha
This one and "The Switch" are my two favorite episodes.
Seinfeld was ahead of its time 😂
I love the betting odds being decided on the spot
“Hooray, i won!” 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
"Glamour????" Lmao
Kramer is just too honest.
"George what are you doing my god....." 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
"you'll be out before we get the check" lol.
Crazy, I could never get into this show but with things like this it makes me want to watch it
@rulyhyperion8277
10 ай бұрын
If you can make it through the first 3 seasons the rest is gold
@johncosimano1006
7 ай бұрын
Watch "The Puffy Shirt" episode then get back to us .
The funniest ever seinfeld episode
Classic episode. I love the title. NNN, Cracks me up.
Frank at :47 😂😂😂😂
His hand turned to a claw lmfao
The contest was incredible!!!
My favorite show having a NNN comp. Lmao yes!!!
One of the best Always Sunny in Philadelphia episodes ever
@nthgth
Жыл бұрын
"The '90s? When we were in high school?"
" not everyday" how could i not have seen this. kramer is just so wise
I've already failed for November!
The things Daphne had to go through !!
"It can't end like this" "Ooh I'm ready, I'm ready glory hallelujah" 💀💀
So this is where it all began 😆
😂 I loved how the people acted like it was so unusual or something let alone disturbing.
I always loved last episode.