The First Guy To Ever Reach A Million Subscribers

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Big thanks to everyone who has watched my videos and pressed the button so far! ❤
Twitter/Instagram: @TheRyanGeorge

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  • @RyanGeorge
    @RyanGeorge3 жыл бұрын

    Big thanks to everyone who pressed the button!

  • @sandrotabidze

    @sandrotabidze

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hey

  • @jybler007

    @jybler007

    3 жыл бұрын

    I did

  • @search..engine

    @search..engine

    3 жыл бұрын

    :)

  • @dice6259

    @dice6259

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hi

  • @__Lorenzo

    @__Lorenzo

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's been almost 1 year since I pressed it

  • @Evrymeeveryyou
    @Evrymeeveryyou3 жыл бұрын

    My son has requested: The first person to ever declare war.

  • @lskdfoIS

    @lskdfoIS

    3 жыл бұрын

    That would be complicated because it would be my people don't like your people, yeah well, my people don't like your people. Then they both go back and say "Did you hear what they said about you?"

  • @Evrymeeveryyou

    @Evrymeeveryyou

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@lskdfoIS Or, it could be “Your land is mine now, I decided.”

  • @lskdfoIS

    @lskdfoIS

    3 жыл бұрын

    What do you mean you decided? "I just decided that what you have is mine now."

  • @lskdfoIS

    @lskdfoIS

    3 жыл бұрын

    Those cows over there, that building made of rocks. "Well, no, that is Margret's cows, and we all built those rocks."

  • @lskdfoIS

    @lskdfoIS

    3 жыл бұрын

    pokes with a finger

  • @yelnik1070
    @yelnik10702 жыл бұрын

    This is Ryan’s way of seriously thanking us and I love it

  • @bradg5823

    @bradg5823

    2 жыл бұрын

    T

  • @Thebungus765

    @Thebungus765

    2 ай бұрын

    T

  • @filteredjc4653
    @filteredjc4653 Жыл бұрын

    The "what now" on reaching a goal is hilariously true, also somehow Ryan's sense of humour never gets old. Such great scripts and delivery!

  • @PhoenixSC
    @PhoenixSC3 жыл бұрын

    So how many clones you got in that Clone Storage Room, Ryan?

  • @netLG

    @netLG

    3 жыл бұрын

    the clones were the friends we made along the way

  • @thegamemaster9872

    @thegamemaster9872

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hello, checkmark guy!

  • @liamhartley9166

    @liamhartley9166

    3 жыл бұрын

    At least 20

  • @JohnDanielsDB

    @JohnDanielsDB

    3 жыл бұрын

    At least 3

  • @derpiderp5192

    @derpiderp5192

    3 жыл бұрын

    E

  • @dukejamesmusic
    @dukejamesmusic3 жыл бұрын

    This signifies the end of Phase 1 of the Ryan George Cinematic Universe. I can safely say, I am proud to be a standby spectator

  • @bluegamer5679

    @bluegamer5679

    3 жыл бұрын

    RGCU

  • @hiimapenguin

    @hiimapenguin

    3 жыл бұрын

    🙁 d-did you just-

  • @medius1211

    @medius1211

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @FlickFreaks
    @FlickFreaks Жыл бұрын

    John Journalist - See, this is why we love this guy. He does not skimp on any humor. It’s a passing moment that most people won’t see, but he still worked hard to add some extra humor just for us. Ryan George is a very generous man. Thank you.

  • @emeraldfinder5

    @emeraldfinder5

    11 ай бұрын

    John Journalist is a great man

  • @qwertypixelYT

    @qwertypixelYT

    10 ай бұрын

    Ryan George is TIGHT- wait that sounded wrong

  • @tsunamifoxy
    @tsunamifoxy2 жыл бұрын

    Oh my God, he actually confirmed the Clone theory and the Cannibal child was arrested and put into a room! This is a proof Ryan listens to his fans, and that's why we all love him! Congratulations on 1 million Ryan, you made all our lives brighter and funnier!

  • @ignatiuslives2302

    @ignatiuslives2302

    Жыл бұрын

    Can anyone fill me in? I missed the origins of the Cannibal Child. tia

  • @judaiyuki5597

    @judaiyuki5597

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ignatiuslives2302 me too XD

  • @SBzKillFrenzy

    @SBzKillFrenzy

    Жыл бұрын

    @@judaiyuki5597 Look up "The first guy to be king" he has a little son (Character of Ryan) that keeps saying "Blood!" "Blood!" And some of the community started calling him cannibal child lol it's a funny character

  • @judaiyuki5597

    @judaiyuki5597

    Жыл бұрын

    @@SBzKillFrenzy ooh thanks i have not seen that one

  • @SBzKillFrenzy

    @SBzKillFrenzy

    Жыл бұрын

    @@judaiyuki5597 Check it out! It's one of my favorites along with "The first guy to hire an assasin" 😂😂

  • @CatMarshall908
    @CatMarshall9083 жыл бұрын

    "So what now?" "I was thinking of starting a rap career."

  • @Ty-vj4wg

    @Ty-vj4wg

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hahahahaha!

  • @CharalamposKoundourakis

    @CharalamposKoundourakis

    3 жыл бұрын

    I know where you got your profile picture from!

  • @davidboesen4400

    @davidboesen4400

    3 жыл бұрын

    Can he be will smith?

  • @yuricahere

    @yuricahere

    3 жыл бұрын

    it that gonna be hard to do?

  • @PensandoRPG
    @PensandoRPG3 жыл бұрын

    Best channel on youtube. By far, I decided!

  • @Saltedchipps

    @Saltedchipps

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ye

  • @PensandoRPG

    @PensandoRPG

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@EEEEEEEE and it was super easy, barely an inconvenience!

  • @reidbergstrom3541

    @reidbergstrom3541

    3 жыл бұрын

    Being the best channel on KZread is TIGHT

  • @DemoWarlock

    @DemoWarlock

    3 жыл бұрын

    ill put you in a room

  • @jonathanolson978

    @jonathanolson978

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's TIGHT!

  • @yuhitsRB
    @yuhitsRB2 жыл бұрын

    And now we’re almost at 1.5 mil… I love your content and it really picks me up when I feel sad :) keep it up man! 💚

  • @chrisstrebor

    @chrisstrebor

    Жыл бұрын

    2 mil now lol

  • @Galaxy8187

    @Galaxy8187

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@chrisstrebornot quite

  • @DaveSuperDaveLyon
    @DaveSuperDaveLyon2 жыл бұрын

    Congrats. My 8 year old daughter and I love your material, and for awhile now if I tell her that something will be hard to do, she comes back with, "Not hard at all, barely an inconvenience."

  • @mj_out

    @mj_out

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol, this awesome xD

  • @onurb511

    @onurb511

    2 жыл бұрын

    Life goals

  • @rodgerbroadway2195

    @rodgerbroadway2195

    2 жыл бұрын

    You've raised your Daughter well.

  • @punpunisher1468

    @punpunisher1468

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's so freaking cute.

  • @DaveSuperDaveLyon

    @DaveSuperDaveLyon

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@punpunisher1468 Indeed it is.

  • @PKSparkxxDH
    @PKSparkxxDH3 жыл бұрын

    The self awareness is giving me burns and life at the same time.

  • @aliciazhao3721

    @aliciazhao3721

    3 жыл бұрын

    hey verified

  • @chae_doll

    @chae_doll

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @LuisSierra42

    @LuisSierra42

    3 жыл бұрын

    Self awareness is TIGHT!!

  • @aniagalal257

    @aniagalal257

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bro you blew up in like 20 mins

  • @kagaminerin6294

    @kagaminerin6294

    3 жыл бұрын

    I loved your Strikers Charged and Newer Super Mario Bros Wii series man. Good to see you.

  • @SudderyStationMaster
    @SudderyStationMaster3 жыл бұрын

    Man the existential crisis hit him so hard it forced the backgrounds to become 3 dimensional

  • @seangilmore3901
    @seangilmore39012 жыл бұрын

    I absolutely read the entire article about the child cannibal being put in a room, filler filler, lmao, subscribe. It was not wasted time at all! Thank you for all you do to make life on this spinning dust ball of drama and pain more amusing and enjoyable. 😁👍

  • @Sponsorship4u2
    @Sponsorship4u2 Жыл бұрын

    It’s a pleasure pressing the button and entering the Ryan George Cinematic Universe! Can’t wait for 2M

  • @BlackGryph0n
    @BlackGryph0n3 жыл бұрын

    I knew you could do it and I'm so proud of you, ya stinker! Wow wow wow.... wow!

  • @microwavecorndog6392

    @microwavecorndog6392

    3 жыл бұрын

    Amongis

  • @paulstephens2861

    @paulstephens2861

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wow wow wow wow wow.... wow

  • @ghastiafy67

    @ghastiafy67

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wowowwowowowowooowwwowow

  • @cybernetictech2391

    @cybernetictech2391

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hi Gabe UwU

  • @revanchists

    @revanchists

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Amazing"

  • @bobs1422
    @bobs14223 жыл бұрын

    "Why did you do it?" "Because of money." "Oh, because of money. I like money." "Yeah, money is tight." "It is? That's horrible."

  • @Zakaria1426ah

    @Zakaria1426ah

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣Underated comment of the year

  • @TheGayestMushroom

    @TheGayestMushroom

    3 жыл бұрын

    PFFFFT

  • @Ty-vj4wg

    @Ty-vj4wg

    3 жыл бұрын

    Great one! I hope he uses that in a video.

  • @bobs1422

    @bobs1422

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Ty-vj4wg he did

  • @JBKiser
    @JBKiser4 ай бұрын

    Shout out to John Journalist for that captivating report on the cannibal child.

  • @grafficacma
    @grafficacma4 ай бұрын

    Two years later, on your way to 2 mil. Currently at 1.68mil. Can't wait!

  • @theartsy_gamer6729
    @theartsy_gamer67293 жыл бұрын

    “He did a backflip, pressed the subscribe button, and saved the day.”

  • @BunkeredGaming

    @BunkeredGaming

    3 жыл бұрын

    Did a backflip, snapped the buttons neck, and saved the day

  • @persontheguyman223

    @persontheguyman223

    3 жыл бұрын

    "People did backflips, smashed the subscribe button's face, and made his day"

  • @ikaika-fg5zd

    @ikaika-fg5zd

    3 жыл бұрын

    He did a flapjack snapped the rad guys trek, and saved the bay

  • @Frosty-kz4om
    @Frosty-kz4om3 жыл бұрын

    It's really strange watching Ryan exist in front of something that's not a green screen. He just looks so out of place... being in an actual place. Also, congrats

  • @DarkKnight_

    @DarkKnight_

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yh very weird

  • @Couldnt_Be_Bothered

    @Couldnt_Be_Bothered

    3 жыл бұрын

    If you watch enough of his older content it doesn't feel as weird since he didn't use a green screen as often then.

  • @Delihlah

    @Delihlah

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Couldnt_Be_Bothered still feels weird lol

  • @innkblot5224

    @innkblot5224

    3 жыл бұрын

    Isn’t he using a green screen?

  • @catz4m8z

    @catz4m8z

    3 жыл бұрын

    but then he opened the clone room and suddenly it all made sense again!

  • @BigBlackGuysInc
    @BigBlackGuysInc2 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for the hours of wholesome content Ryan. Really. I started watching your stuff with my ex girlfriend, and didn’t watch you for a while after we split…But now I watch your stuff with my twelve year old sister, and we can’t get enough. You’re something special, people from 5-85 can enjoy your work, and for it to be able to have that reach without being cringe is absolutely amazing. Here’s to two million man, going strong!

  • @daveroche6522
    @daveroche65222 жыл бұрын

    Ryan just keeps getting better & funnier: considering that's from a startpoint of excellent it's really sayin' something. Also, great way to show just how idiotic day-to-day life nowadays actually is. Thanx bro.

  • @gingycat2395
    @gingycat23953 жыл бұрын

    Shoutout to the guy in the community post Ryan made that said “I bet he’s gonna make first guy to reach a million subscribers.”

  • @Try-hard-emily

    @Try-hard-emily

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @AshenDemon

    @AshenDemon

    3 жыл бұрын

    I saw that too

  • @buffasiannerd

    @buffasiannerd

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ya same

  • @spyrox6735

    @spyrox6735

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hah I saw that guy

  • @CalicoreGaming

    @CalicoreGaming

    3 жыл бұрын

    That was a good one

  • @BoundaryBreak
    @BoundaryBreak3 жыл бұрын

    Ryan congratulations man. You have some of the best content on this site

  • @danielcheeseflavoredtortil1302

    @danielcheeseflavoredtortil1302

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's the guy who phases through walls.

  • @josetheiii6729

    @josetheiii6729

    3 жыл бұрын

    Your close to it too...and pretty epic he made it

  • @tzarg

    @tzarg

    3 жыл бұрын

    hi shesez

  • @con4952

    @con4952

    3 жыл бұрын

    preach. also shut up danny lol you're going against Ryan's point in the video

  • @danielskrivan6921

    @danielskrivan6921

    3 жыл бұрын

    And some of the best content on other channels (Pitch Meeting is the only thing I watch on Screen Rant).

  • @markusszelbracikowski956
    @markusszelbracikowski956 Жыл бұрын

    I discovered this channel days ago and I can't stop watching! You rock man

  • @RamblinRick_
    @RamblinRick_ Жыл бұрын

    3:06 Love the goose. The only way this video could be even more Canadian would be if Ryan was sipping from a Tim Horton's cup of coffee.

  • @TMAMovie
    @TMAMovie3 жыл бұрын

    I feel bad that the Ad-stronaut was not invited to this million sub party. I feel like he played a big role in this success.

  • @Mikeoneal07

    @Mikeoneal07

    3 жыл бұрын

    He burned up during reentry to make the shoot.

  • @unholycrusader69

    @unholycrusader69

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Mikeoneal07 NOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @horseoperamarker

    @horseoperamarker

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @fureafila
    @fureafila3 жыл бұрын

    “This was something that you worked hard for?” ... was expecting: “Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience”

  • @siruno6024

    @siruno6024

    3 жыл бұрын

    it was hard, actually a convenience

  • @Dvance

    @Dvance

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@siruno6024 Not sure if you know what convenience means... lol. "Actually it was super hard, completely an inconvenience."*

  • @master0fthearts894

    @master0fthearts894

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@siruno6024 Yeah, a real *tough* inconvenience, too! Like, I had to make a number of videos that people actually like, meaning I had to put like, actual effort into them...

  • @Sticknub

    @Sticknub

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@master0fthearts894 you dont know what convenience means either, do you

  • @fvcklunacy

    @fvcklunacy

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Sticknub ur an inconvenience hehe

  • @joshuahoover6841
    @joshuahoover68412 жыл бұрын

    I actually am deliriously happy that I discovered you. 💙🇨🇦♥️

  • @joshuahoover6841

    @joshuahoover6841

    2 жыл бұрын

    And man, you really do like your rectangles!

  • @fuzzyshovel1000
    @fuzzyshovel1000 Жыл бұрын

    I’ve watched this video several times before and until now I haven’t noticed how weird it is to see Ryan in the real world

  • @garfieldicus6223
    @garfieldicus62233 жыл бұрын

    It's official, I'm one in a million. Just like everyone else.

  • @100xfun5

    @100xfun5

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣

  • @hubesprime5754

    @hubesprime5754

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣

  • @sophiescribbles8504

    @sophiescribbles8504

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣

  • @letsgo3907

    @letsgo3907

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣

  • @ujjwalarya4956

    @ujjwalarya4956

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣

  • @aidanzieres
    @aidanzieres3 жыл бұрын

    Plot twist, he got all his clones to subscribe and there are only 267 of us.

  • @messibessi11

    @messibessi11

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dude........ you’re probably right

  • @cliffithink9855

    @cliffithink9855

    3 жыл бұрын

    69 liks

  • @themadclown4077

    @themadclown4077

    3 жыл бұрын

    But there 16k comments? Dies that mean you could possible be a clone. Another layer to plot twist.

  • @KitKatPlayZz01

    @KitKatPlayZz01

    2 жыл бұрын

    Holy

  • @SavageJarJar

    @SavageJarJar

    2 жыл бұрын

    Don’t let the clones get to this comment.

  • @johnnyjay6959
    @johnnyjay69592 жыл бұрын

    Love ur channel bro. Best shit to watch on a smoke break at work. I work in customer service and people are the worst I’ve decided. So watching these makes me feel good inside and puts away those scary urges. Lol

  • @jonathanperez7663
    @jonathanperez76632 жыл бұрын

    I must of watch this video three times already and I never thought to actually read the news clipping. Ryan is a national treasure.

  • @jonah3120
    @jonah31203 жыл бұрын

    "So you have a Gold play-button for me?" "Yes sir, I do"

  • @moridain

    @moridain

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Was it difficult to get?" "Actually it was... yeah. It kinda was." "... I expected you to say something else there." "Whoopsie!"

  • @JustSomeCanuck

    @JustSomeCanuck

    3 жыл бұрын

    No mocking - he worked hard for that rectangle!

  • @ThatSoddingGamer

    @ThatSoddingGamer

    3 жыл бұрын

    *Someone knocks on his door* "Hey, you're the guy that delivered my shiny gold rectangle." "That's me. I'm the shiny rectangle delivery person." "That's great, but why are you here now?" "Well, we checked and you've lost a few subscribers and you're now below 1 million." "Oh geez. So.....What, you've come to take it back?" "We've come to take it back." "Oh, that seems excessive." "Well, it IS a shiny gold rectangle. We can't just give that to anybody in the mere thousands of subscribers." "Even though I'm literally at..." *checks his phone quickly* "At 999,997 subscribers? The apartment next to me has more people living in it than the numbers I need." "I don't know what to say, it's a shiny gold rectangle that says you have a million subscribers and you don't. It's lying right now, and we can't have that." "You know I could just put out another short video real quick and get the numbers back up, would that be OK?" "We could wait, but we won't." "Harsh." *Shrugs* *Subscriber Video Guy's phone dings.* "Oh, look at that. I just got myself up to a million subscribers again." "Oh. I guess I should leave now." "That would be great." *Delivery Guy's phone dings as he's leaving.* "Hey, you just lost a dozen more subscribers." "Dang it."

  • @hirandompeopled4968

    @hirandompeopled4968

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ThatSoddingGamer i love how delivery guy’s phone can be assumed to ding whenever anyone no longer has one million or more subs

  • @ThatSoddingGamer

    @ThatSoddingGamer

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@hirandompeopled4968 Well, he DOES need to know ASAP to make sure people who don't deserve their shiny rectangles anymore, don't keep them a minute longer than necessary.

  • @monkecroissant819
    @monkecroissant8193 жыл бұрын

    The origin of the Ryan multiverse is finally revealed

  • @yoshihmoto

    @yoshihmoto

    3 жыл бұрын

    Pretty sure the time traveling reporter has something to do with the whole thing. We got to see so many things being done for the first time!

  • @PhantomOfFire

    @PhantomOfFire

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@yoshihmoto Ryan used the time mechine to go into the future where there was cloning and went back in time to ruler the world and bring civilization into the future "first person to be king" "first person to build a house" He's behind the reason we arnt still cave people Ruan time traveled to the future and came back with knowledge on how to move the world forward

  • @PhantomOfFire

    @PhantomOfFire

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ryan not Ruan idk who that it but it sounds like a evil version of him

  • @for6330

    @for6330

    3 жыл бұрын

    We still don't know why he has clones

  • @veerapandiyan1431
    @veerapandiyan14312 жыл бұрын

    As an Indian from asian continent,your sketch comedy and pitch meeting really reached me and your way of expressing social issues also ,hopefully You will reach even more higher steps in life🤝🤝

  • @CareyHolzman
    @CareyHolzman2 жыл бұрын

    Fantastic and true! This is something only a creator can really appreciate.

  • @Jaysmh

    @Jaysmh

    2 жыл бұрын

    When are you gonna blow out another PC with a leaf blower

  • @Bruh-kq9vw
    @Bruh-kq9vw3 жыл бұрын

    This man has talked to himself to the point where he’s got a million people watching him

  • @baronsengir187

    @baronsengir187

    3 жыл бұрын

    To the top with you!

  • @Hyblup

    @Hyblup

    3 жыл бұрын

    I talk to myself every day (not on video, just irl), glad there isn’t a million people coming to surround me, that’d be weird.

  • @mercurywoodrose

    @mercurywoodrose

    3 жыл бұрын

    whoever said mental illness has to be a handicap?

  • @TheNeilBlack

    @TheNeilBlack

    3 жыл бұрын

    In all the years he was talking to himself maybe, just maybe... he was talking to our hearts.

  • @thisisacharacternobodylike7958

    @thisisacharacternobodylike7958

    3 жыл бұрын

    Okay? A lot of other people did to lmfao

  • @VCRider
    @VCRider3 жыл бұрын

    I had a fun time reading the „cannibal child arrested“ article. Just letting you know so you don’t feel it was completely in vain..

  • @Pieter31

    @Pieter31

    3 жыл бұрын

    subscribe lmao

  • @egostor

    @egostor

    3 жыл бұрын

    What's up KZread?

  • @bigeyedfish1999

    @bigeyedfish1999

    3 жыл бұрын

    Am I the only one who liked the cannibal child and wants to see more of him?

  • @macko4042

    @macko4042

    3 жыл бұрын

    I too

  • @hellelujahh

    @hellelujahh

    3 жыл бұрын

    Chomping on, like, a straight up leg! Where did he get the leg? Jeez.

  • @airaielion
    @airaielion2 жыл бұрын

    Asside from being a year late; great job man. Great Lesson at the end. Thanks. Keep comin with these amazing content. God bless.

  • @projektvyking7521
    @projektvyking75212 жыл бұрын

    Well done Ryan; happy for and proud of you.

  • @thefourthdegree
    @thefourthdegree3 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for translating the goose, most of us don’t speak Canadian.

  • @torontofreddy8688

    @torontofreddy8688

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's fucking hilarious eh!!!

  • @shaggyspade2468

    @shaggyspade2468

    3 жыл бұрын

    Le quack eh?!

  • @torontofreddy8688

    @torontofreddy8688

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@shaggyspade2468 Geese Don't quack they honk! XD Eh!

  • @claudiamiller7730

    @claudiamiller7730

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well, then.......”honk a la Francois”...or something similarly poinient .........

  • @evrfreez

    @evrfreez

    3 жыл бұрын

    As a Canadian, speaking goose is super easy, barely an inconvenience!

  • @drivers99
    @drivers993 жыл бұрын

    ‘“What now???” “I’m gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that.”

  • @Mr-1rfan

    @Mr-1rfan

    3 жыл бұрын

    “ok let me get off of that thing” And now ?

  • @mubasharinayat7050
    @mubasharinayat70502 жыл бұрын

    2:00 that's life when you complete a goal feel happy and excited for some time and than started feeling empty than make new goal to get through this Life and this keep happening in a loop untill you die.

  • @shiishani3302
    @shiishani33022 жыл бұрын

    I seriously appreciate your content. I hope you keep it up & I wish you much more success.

  • @trulydisgusting5454
    @trulydisgusting54543 жыл бұрын

    Now that you have 1 million subs, you need to reveal to us how the 90's talk show host died in 2004.

  • @nathansteele4358

    @nathansteele4358

    3 жыл бұрын

    He was eaten The cannibal child He invented Christmas then died

  • @mrkings2535

    @mrkings2535

    3 жыл бұрын

    Better left to the imagination

  • @misterlad8525

    @misterlad8525

    3 жыл бұрын

    He revealed the fate of Child Ryan and Clone Storage Room #117, that should be reserved for when he gets 2 million geese

  • @WillMiall

    @WillMiall

    3 жыл бұрын

    Some guy thought he was evil, did a backflip towards him, broke 'the bad guy's' neck and 'saved the day'.

  • @Sharivari
    @Sharivari3 жыл бұрын

    Can't wait for the 1 billion video.

  • @aldenwang1813

    @aldenwang1813

    3 жыл бұрын

    ..right

  • @overkall1691

    @overkall1691

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@aldenwang1813 It's only a matter of time until the entire planet is Ryan.

  • @p.a.w.sthetravelinggamer6750

    @p.a.w.sthetravelinggamer6750

    3 жыл бұрын

    If only that many people could see his videos

  • @Doom-hd9of

    @Doom-hd9of

    3 жыл бұрын

    yeah that's not likely

  • @enderdestroyer1029

    @enderdestroyer1029

    3 жыл бұрын

    That will be super easy, barely an inconvenience!

  • @BlueMonkey23rd
    @BlueMonkey23rd5 ай бұрын

    I love the clone storage room! Haha! Also I realized I never officially "Pressed the button" yet so I we not ahead and did that now lol. Great stuff man! Oh! Also...I wanted to say that you have inspired me to just go and write little scripts even if they are practice because I've been wanting 5o write for years but depression has unfortunately gotten in the way. Thank you!

  • @buddywhatshisname522
    @buddywhatshisname5222 жыл бұрын

    He ate an entire person like a rotisserie chicken… 🤣 Congratulations Ryan!

  • @KhAnubis
    @KhAnubis3 жыл бұрын

    The "oh so this is something you actually worked hard for" really got me

  • @woda9291

    @woda9291

    3 жыл бұрын

    Was not expecting to see you here.

  • @oosra

    @oosra

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wack, did not know youd be here lol

  • @qwertiepie

    @qwertiepie

    3 жыл бұрын

    You're just begging for the thing to be said aren't you? Well I'm not gonna say it... that would be ... 😁 Edit.. oh nevermind someone already said it in another comment ... Sigh

  • @SpuuFN

    @SpuuFN

    3 жыл бұрын

    Clickbait *intensifies*

  • @Shyster099

    @Shyster099

    3 жыл бұрын

    It was super easy barely an inconvenience I'm sure.

  • @UNV-dk7xk
    @UNV-dk7xk3 жыл бұрын

    Can’t believe he risked his life for that short clip of the geese

  • @kglguy

    @kglguy

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ryan is truly dedicated to his craft.

  • @goji3908

    @goji3908

    3 жыл бұрын

    Can't believe he SURVIVED

  • @mollianarts6346

    @mollianarts6346

    3 жыл бұрын

    and trust me canadian geese are on the next level of gooseness

  • @kathyd456

    @kathyd456

    3 жыл бұрын

    I bet he filmed them from his car... 😉

  • @garyc2276
    @garyc22762 жыл бұрын

    Congratulations Ryan! So stoked for you to hit 1 million subscribers, well deserved!

  • @youtubealias_yeah3541
    @youtubealias_yeah35412 жыл бұрын

    Bro! You hilarious man, love your videos fr!

  • @kibbles3242
    @kibbles32423 жыл бұрын

    Seeing Ryan in real places with no green screen feels wrong

  • @yomammasboo713

    @yomammasboo713

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah its something unnatural about it.

  • @greywolf845

    @greywolf845

    3 жыл бұрын

    and yet, it can also feel right at the same time

  • @emilia-tan890

    @emilia-tan890

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's disturbing... He's infecting our planet now and everyone will turn into Ryans

  • @justapassingperson6546

    @justapassingperson6546

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ikr

  • @FieldOfDaisies2468

    @FieldOfDaisies2468

    3 жыл бұрын

    It’s very unsettling 😅

  • @kinggene736
    @kinggene7363 жыл бұрын

    "So you have a million subscribers for me?" "Yes sir I do."

  • @Anime_aibot

    @Anime_aibot

    3 жыл бұрын

    If he does all pitch meetings on this channel it would have reached 1 million a long tine ago tbh

  • @pongchannel.

    @pongchannel.

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Anime_aibot k so?

  • @darnelhadrian4793

    @darnelhadrian4793

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@pongchannel. He was just stating a fact.

  • @pongchannel.

    @pongchannel.

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@darnelhadrian4793 ok but I'd rather have him make videos he likes vs the same stuff over and over

  • @jacklynch3333

    @jacklynch3333

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wow wow wow.....wow

  • @MohamedIbrahim-xm1tj
    @MohamedIbrahim-xm1tj2 жыл бұрын

    1,000,000 !!!!! Dude you deserve 10,000,000 for all the happiness you gave us

  • @jujubee2141
    @jujubee21414 ай бұрын

    You work so hard. It must be so difficult to film and edit and direct at the same time. I’m your #1 fan! Mazel Tov! (Congratulations at reaching 1,000,000 subscribers!) Merry Christmas 🎅🧑‍🎄🎄!! And I love to stare at your beautiful blue eyes.

  • @jaywyn2584
    @jaywyn25843 жыл бұрын

    "So you did all this to get a rectangle?" Doing things for rectangles is tight.

  • @nilanjanmitra4431

    @nilanjanmitra4431

    3 жыл бұрын

    The triangle people are gonna be very mad about this!

  • @johncao6516

    @johncao6516

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@nilanjanmitra4431 Vote for hexagon you fools. Hexagons are the bestagons.

  • @vladtheimpaler9577

    @vladtheimpaler9577

    3 жыл бұрын

    I am pro rectangle and nothing will change my mind.

  • @DarthMohammedRules

    @DarthMohammedRules

    3 жыл бұрын

    It was super-easy... barely an inconvenience.

  • @Kattywagon29

    @Kattywagon29

    3 жыл бұрын

    *shifts uncomfortably in Magic the Gathering

  • @thosegamedevs4921
    @thosegamedevs49213 жыл бұрын

    Damn his green screen got a budget increase. It actually looks like hes in a car and park now.

  • @Donoblast

    @Donoblast

    3 жыл бұрын

    A million subscribers allows you to rise your budget I suppose. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @crocrox2273

    @crocrox2273

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Donoblast raising your budget is tight

  • @TeddyBearZStudio90

    @TeddyBearZStudio90

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@crocrox2273 yea, it's barely an inconvenience

  • @Donoblast

    @Donoblast

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@crocrox2273 ye ye ye ye yeah

  • @geoffers2905

    @geoffers2905

    3 жыл бұрын

    Green screen budget increases are tight

  • @TetrahydrocannabissaurusRex
    @TetrahydrocannabissaurusRex Жыл бұрын

    Having an existential crisis after hitting a million subs is TIGHT!

  • @brettlane6908
    @brettlane6908 Жыл бұрын

    Congratulations 👍 I look forward each day to see what’s coming. 😊

  • @parkourHG
    @parkourHG3 жыл бұрын

    Feels weird seeing him in a real environment and not in a green screen

  • @codywoodvine9724

    @codywoodvine9724

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same. Just doesn’t feel the same 😂

  • @askani21

    @askani21

    3 жыл бұрын

    Or maybe it was a big green screen behind the small one....... *Twilight Zone music intensitifes*

  • @jai_the_guy

    @jai_the_guy

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@askani21 *dramatic music plays

  • @ansgarhamer3731

    @ansgarhamer3731

    3 жыл бұрын

    Actually he's quite often in a real environment, for example in the beginning of this video he's somewhere in the woods.

  • @nicke20686

    @nicke20686

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol just commented the same thing. Really weird

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin3 жыл бұрын

    The "Clone Storage" and "Cannibal Child" bits had me in fits of laughter!!

  • @tv-ladik

    @tv-ladik

    3 жыл бұрын

    I need the Cap explanation about the Cannibal Child

  • @jelita_

    @jelita_

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yup

  • @-Strike

    @-Strike

    3 жыл бұрын

    2:54 you can read that

  • @a8552bc

    @a8552bc

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@-Strike yes?

  • @ericboom1712

    @ericboom1712

    3 жыл бұрын

    *Blood!*

  • @wardscandles7662
    @wardscandles76625 ай бұрын

    As someone with a separate account that is a content creator Ryan has shown all of us content creators a warning a very clear warning. Thank you Ryan.

  • @YouTubecanbitemyhairybanger
    @YouTubecanbitemyhairybanger2 жыл бұрын

    Man, you do make us laugh and we do appreciate it so so much. Edit: obviously not enough to give you money for it, that producer guy though he should get money, money is TIGHT

  • @dantebanducci235
    @dantebanducci2353 жыл бұрын

    “No no, I have clothes on the whole time” *laughs in “First Guy To Get Ripped”*

  • @dantebanducci235

    @dantebanducci235

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Chamath Jayashanka LEAVE. THE WALL. ALONE. I ‘m sick of repairing that poor wall!

  • @josiahtrewlany2137

    @josiahtrewlany2137

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah Ryan gallows

  • @mewtwo150clone

    @mewtwo150clone

    3 жыл бұрын

    Shots fired at Fans Only

  • @Jiggerjaw

    @Jiggerjaw

    3 жыл бұрын

    In Pitch Meeting Pitch Meeting, he promises to never wear pants. I feel betrayed, if that was a lie this whole time.

  • @josiahtrewlany2137

    @josiahtrewlany2137

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ryan gallows’s

  • @johanll6321
    @johanll63213 жыл бұрын

    Imagine you’re just walking in a park and you see Ryan George staring thoughtfully at two geese

  • @rickleuce8025

    @rickleuce8025

    3 жыл бұрын

    I would walk up to him and say... “Hi there, hello”

  • @darylingoteborg3178

    @darylingoteborg3178

    3 жыл бұрын

    How many Ryans does it take a light bulb? I mean even a goose can change a light bulb: it’s super easy......

  • @muhammadrafaythaheem9731

    @muhammadrafaythaheem9731

    3 жыл бұрын

    I actually read that "a" Ryan George staring As there are numerous in the Ryan universe 😂

  • @feralbluee
    @feralbluee Жыл бұрын

    Wow!! congratulations, Ryan! you deserve it. you certainly have worked at this - i decided! :) and i truly don’t know how you come up with all this stuff - it’s amazing. 😋🌷🌱

  • @Breadwinner1007
    @Breadwinner10074 ай бұрын

    You the man bro! Truly great content. Extremely funny. 😂 Congratulations. More success to you and everyone in your family

  • @Omer-ho2ps
    @Omer-ho2ps3 жыл бұрын

    "This kid literally ate people like rotisserie chicken" - Newsletter about his cannibal kid

  • @cyfour

    @cyfour

    3 жыл бұрын

    I didn't know that rotisserie chickens ate people!

  • @camiahkck

    @camiahkck

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh my gosh, I just read all of that newsletter! 😳😂😂 Ryan is hilarious! 😹😹

  • @RealRedRabbit

    @RealRedRabbit

    3 жыл бұрын

    John Journalist is the only news writer I trust.

  • @Cobarah

    @Cobarah

    3 жыл бұрын

    What

  • @erricwithanm

    @erricwithanm

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Subscribe lmao" - Newsletter about his cannibal kid

  • @peterman2625
    @peterman26253 жыл бұрын

    Some dude: "So, how did you get a million people to press the button?" Ryan: *looks at Clone Storage Room No. 636021*

  • @neuralmute

    @neuralmute

    3 жыл бұрын

    How many of the people who pushed the button were clones?

  • @ManiacMemes

    @ManiacMemes

    3 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/dKykxsyioa3ch84.html twoset violin started a war with daniel thrasher?!!!

  • @stevenjohnson2886

    @stevenjohnson2886

    3 жыл бұрын

    "It was super easy, barely an inconvenience ."

  • @FalconOfStorms

    @FalconOfStorms

    3 жыл бұрын

    We are all Ryan. Resistance is futile. Make your time.

  • @kimarna

    @kimarna

    3 жыл бұрын

    This is why everyone looks the same!! Except the clone with the more commanding moustache

  • @gabe7275
    @gabe72752 жыл бұрын

    i have never seen better content in all of youtube. congrats man!

  • @jdfriar
    @jdfriar2 жыл бұрын

    Now you made it 1/3 of the way to 2 mil in 10 months!!! Good Job! I just started watching. You are Hilarious! Keep it up. Can't wait to see you hit 5 mil.

  • @SpeedOfDarknesss
    @SpeedOfDarknesss3 жыл бұрын

    That clone room is a major development for the Ryanverse lore.

  • @weswheel4834

    @weswheel4834

    3 жыл бұрын

    I missed the sign on the door! (And wondered "Why are all those Ryan's underwater?")

  • @rishad4907

    @rishad4907

    3 жыл бұрын

    I mean, we already know about the clones

  • @valophobia2410

    @valophobia2410

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ye and the #117 makes me think of the pods spartans were kept in in Halo.

  • @justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097
    @justanotherglorpsdaymornin50973 жыл бұрын

    Why was I expecting the geese to have Ryan's face? He has conditioned me too well.

  • @modestea9667

    @modestea9667

    3 жыл бұрын

    Do your thing Magic Man.

  • @greatleader4841

    @greatleader4841

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was disappointed that his face wasn't on the geese.

  • @mattmanmaniac4814

    @mattmanmaniac4814

    3 жыл бұрын

    bruh, same

  • @neuralmute

    @neuralmute

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was disappointed that he didn't kick the geese, because Canada geese are pure f*cking evil.

  • @pizza174

    @pizza174

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@greatleader4841 yes

  • @patriciabusch4599
    @patriciabusch45992 жыл бұрын

    It's SUPER easy BARELY an inconvenience to wish MUCH congratulations to you Ryan! Well earned sir!! ⭐💯💥🍾

  • @chrismarzarella2106
    @chrismarzarella21062 жыл бұрын

    You’re one of the best things on KZread. Congrats!

  • @theHacksmith
    @theHacksmith3 жыл бұрын

    Dang man. Why you gotta make me feel like that? Too true

  • @Pengtropica

    @Pengtropica

    3 жыл бұрын

    Okay wth this guy has over 11 million subs and only 27 likes and 1 comment, and it’s not even like this was just posted, it was posted a day ago

  • @Pengtropica

    @Pengtropica

    3 жыл бұрын

    i have no idea what’s happening but I’m taking advantage of it to get likes

  • @tehgundulf9394

    @tehgundulf9394

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hi

  • @dragonflame5282

    @dragonflame5282

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yo you guys watch Ryan. Nice

  • @DillonGamble78

    @DillonGamble78

    3 жыл бұрын

    Why are you here James

  • @VivekYadav-ds8oz
    @VivekYadav-ds8oz3 жыл бұрын

    I'm glad Cannibal Child is getting the help he needs.

  • @colinharter4094

    @colinharter4094

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was going to say that he's not, but then I remembered he was sent to prison in Canada, not the United States, so he's probably is getting a lot more psychiatric help there.

  • @v.t.3064

    @v.t.3064

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah. He was chomping on a frikin leg!

  • @glitterspray
    @glitterspray Жыл бұрын

    Watching this a year later and you’re more than half way to two million. First million’s the hardest, kids!

  • @Joshlikeswrestling91912
    @Joshlikeswrestling919122 жыл бұрын

    I love this guy so flipping much. With his charm it must’ve been “Super easy,barely an inconvenience” to get here. Keep up the incredible work Ryan!!!!!

  • @Joshlikeswrestling91912

    @Joshlikeswrestling91912

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol get it long time fans???

  • @literallymaciek3688
    @literallymaciek36883 жыл бұрын

    Hopefully we'll get the "The First Guy To Ever Reach Ten Million Subscribers" because damn, you deserve it

  • @maxb2021
    @maxb20213 жыл бұрын

    Having an existential crisis over your life goals after reaching a major milestone is tight!

  • @Drekulviin
    @Drekulviin2 жыл бұрын

    Because you actually worked for it and give fun times without begging for it....you got a sub ! You deserve it ;)

  • @grantmillard7071
    @grantmillard70712 жыл бұрын

    Hadn’t spotted you as a fellow Canadian previously. Congrats on your million. You and the clones should have a party!

  • @hard2hurt
    @hard2hurt3 жыл бұрын

    Oh dang... he went Super Meta on us.

  • @binarywolfcia85

    @binarywolfcia85

    3 жыл бұрын

    Which is why we love him.

  • @jzh8499

    @jzh8499

    3 жыл бұрын

    Going meta is tight.

  • @amzwl1671

    @amzwl1671

    3 жыл бұрын

    Don’t worry, it was super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @GamesForNoobs

    @GamesForNoobs

    3 жыл бұрын

    LMAO!!!

  • @mantonythe1st

    @mantonythe1st

    3 жыл бұрын

    If you pause and read the newspaper article at 2:55 that gets pretty meta too XD

  • @natechampchurch
    @natechampchurch3 жыл бұрын

    It's shocking how impactful seeing 2 geese can be on somebody's life

  • @zskw7148

    @zskw7148

    3 жыл бұрын

    I almost cried... idk why, I think it was the music...

  • @simonwyzik8661

    @simonwyzik8661

    3 жыл бұрын

    HONK

  • @zskw7148

    @zskw7148

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@simonwyzik8661 Quack

  • @zskw7148

    @zskw7148

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@simonwyzik8661 oh wait... that's a duck...

  • @zskw7148

    @zskw7148

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@akuljamwal3085 What?

  • @SapphirosCZ
    @SapphirosCZ2 жыл бұрын

    Pressing the button, hope you achieve both of your goals.

  • @carloporter1373
    @carloporter1373 Жыл бұрын

    Lol... I laughed so hard at the clone storage room. Ryan, you are very talented. I enjoy many of your videos.

  • @JordiVanderwaal
    @JordiVanderwaal3 жыл бұрын

    Everyone else: celebrate that they have 1M subscribers Ryan George: has an existential crisis

  • @DanKaschel

    @DanKaschel

    3 жыл бұрын

    Pretty sure he's not alone in this one

  • @z0mb055

    @z0mb055

    3 жыл бұрын

    More of a Meta Crisis

  • @JordiVanderwaal

    @JordiVanderwaal

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@DanKaschel oh trust me I know. Some of us don't need to have 1M subscribers to have an existential crisis every now and then. Hahaha

  • @mre4u422

    @mre4u422

    3 жыл бұрын

    not to downplay the achievement but, remember when very few people had over a million subscribers

  • @mauriciotunnermann9361

    @mauriciotunnermann9361

    3 жыл бұрын

    Super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @TheValiantLion
    @TheValiantLion3 жыл бұрын

    Ryan: So you have an existential crisis for me? Clone: Yes sir, I do!

  • @DarkDoughnutsVids

    @DarkDoughnutsVids

    3 жыл бұрын

    How dare you call the original Ryan a clone

  • @surreal_dreams

    @surreal_dreams

    3 жыл бұрын

    I can hear that.

  • @adrianvanleeuwen
    @adrianvanleeuwen2 жыл бұрын

    Ryan is probably one of the funniest guys on the internet! In another year or less, you will be at 2M or maybe 3M. The only guy in the world who talks to himself as his comedy routine! (whether clones or not) (ie. However, he is playing multiple characters in this bizarre world! Kind of like that guy in Quantum Leap playing a new person each week! That's a leap!) (not to also mention, Ryan is also hugely successful in Pitch Meeting videos on ScreenRant, but "over 1 Million subs" on this channel with your name on it, is tight!!!

  • @peaceseeker7441
    @peaceseeker74412 жыл бұрын

    Good job man, keep up the good work!

  • @ryuistired
    @ryuistired3 жыл бұрын

    I am I proud member of the “I pressed the red button and now it’s grey” Group Please join we do stuff

  • @evanjoyce5427

    @evanjoyce5427

    3 жыл бұрын

    Where do I sign

  • @JackSimpson2077

    @JackSimpson2077

    3 жыл бұрын

    I can verify that we do, do stuff

  • @Felixr2

    @Felixr2

    3 жыл бұрын

    Rule number 2 is we don't press the formerly red, now grey button again

  • @SithCats

    @SithCats

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm in!

  • @asmitasaha7000

    @asmitasaha7000

    3 жыл бұрын

    Where’s the sign-up sheet?

  • @garandalf7732
    @garandalf77323 жыл бұрын

    I love how he made a living out of talking to himself.

  • @tonyh9970

    @tonyh9970

    2 жыл бұрын

    I know, right? I've been talking to myself my whole life and people just think I'm crazy.

  • @BillyBob-qu1fs

    @BillyBob-qu1fs

    2 жыл бұрын

    This is what I hope for the post-4th industrial revolution tbh. Everyone doesn't have to work and can just find their own thing they enjoy doing. I have yet to see a comedian like him that could do this for the long haul without enjoying it. Without the internet he would probably be working somewhere at a comparatively much less fulfilling job.

  • @anikboss4129

    @anikboss4129

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@tonyh9970 making people laugh is tight

  • @Nazoto

    @Nazoto

    2 жыл бұрын

    What are you talking about... They are clearly 2 different people the other guy has glasses

  • @anikboss4129

    @anikboss4129

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Nazoto I also talk with me werein glasses. People think I'm crazy. Hope people can understand me.

  • @k8tallison250
    @k8tallison2502 жыл бұрын

    Dedication is writing an “article” just in case anyone actually reads it…… well, we did read it! And loved it, filler and all 💕

  • @michaelkelleypoetry
    @michaelkelleypoetry Жыл бұрын

    Wow, I've been watching your videos for a while and thought I was subscribed. When I came across this video, I realized I hadn't yet pressed the button. 😮😮 It has now been remedied. Onward to 2 million!

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