The First Guy To Ever Climb A Mountain
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0:50 The car really did a backflip and snapped cousin ronalds neck
@powdereyes2210
3 жыл бұрын
and saved... the... he... her?... it?... It followed the rules of physics
@salaciathehalfman
3 жыл бұрын
and saved... the... he... her?... it?...It followed the rules of physics
@trixter7564
3 жыл бұрын
I like your pfp
@bozitrapboy
3 жыл бұрын
i understood that reference
@zorchy3402
3 жыл бұрын
LOVE THE PFP, Fav song on the album?
Poor cousin Ron. 😢
@IndependentOreo
3 жыл бұрын
Ron had it coming, just saying
@salaciathehalfman
3 жыл бұрын
Ayyy one topic
@idk_what_my_channel_name_s5864
3 жыл бұрын
Hiiii
@birdhater004
3 жыл бұрын
Ayyy one topic
@jackysbin3860
3 жыл бұрын
Rest in Peace 🪦🕊💐 Fly high bud 😔
"How many cousins did you lose?" "Less than 20." Yep, he lost 19 and a half. Cousin Dan came out 3 feet shorter.
@cxndycxrn6011
3 жыл бұрын
I never liked Cousin Dan
@KingNedya
3 жыл бұрын
@@cxndycxrn6011 Yeah he was kind of a jerk to be fair. He got what was coming to him.
@cxndycxrn6011
3 жыл бұрын
@@KingNedya Ikr now he's short 😌
@justinwingfield2271
3 жыл бұрын
Lt DDDAAAANNN
@culturedkid4570
3 жыл бұрын
@@KingNedya Cousin dan kicked me in the shin he had it coming
No one is mentioning how 1:47 “because it is there” is an actual quote from George Mallory, a British mountaineer when he was asked why he wanted to climb Everest. He attempted to be the first non-native of the area to climb it. He later died on the mountain, and no one knows whether he got to the top or not, or if he got to the top and died on the way down
@Argumemnon
11 ай бұрын
Might also be a quote from Star Trek V, depending on how Ryan likes to get his entertainment from.
@meimeng04
9 ай бұрын
Well that explains why the flag thing is a good idea...
@EvanKaplanPianist
8 ай бұрын
Also a Gillian’s island reference
@tuseroni6085
7 ай бұрын
i figured everyone got the reference.
@KingNedya
4 ай бұрын
@@tuseroni6085I've never even heard of George Mallory before this comment, so nope
“How many cousins did you lose messing around on the triangle?” “Oh, less than 20.” That’s very reassuring.
@thrawncaedusl717
3 жыл бұрын
Certainly better than “more than 20”
@morethanonebraincell674
3 жыл бұрын
Already 11 of them liked this comment.
@puellamservumaddominum6180
3 жыл бұрын
It's fine there are billions of cousins in the ryan universe. If anything the herd needs to be called more
@kadelin3318
3 жыл бұрын
Probably 19 and the one remaining was the one who never gets picked for anything and realized if Ryan came to him something awfull must've happened to the rest of the options and was smart enough to sit this one down. Or it's the other guy in the video but they look too different to be related.
@SujalJaiswar
3 жыл бұрын
A man wins the lottery, and gleefully rushes home to tell his wife. Pack your bags honey, I've won it big! That's amazing she says. Should I pack for the beach? The mountains? Italy? France? It doesn't matter, he says, just get the f out! Check out my new vid
"-Hi there, hello -Oh, hey man -Guess what? -No" Best dialogue in the history of comedy
@lazykahn1979
3 жыл бұрын
@iFIopsi K. "-I also find it weird how parts of it are white, very inconsistent work by whoever coloured that in. - Yeah yeah so listen, I'm gonna go to the top of it. -What? -The top of it. I'm gonna go there.
@klarinette8102
3 жыл бұрын
@@lazykahn1979 -Wait, are you gonna finish coloring it in? -Nope, I'm just, I'm going up. -Oh, okay -So
@booklover6845
3 жыл бұрын
@Klarinette - Okay, well...see ya, I guess - No, wait, hold on, this is kinda a big deal - I don’t really see, you can drive anywhere you want, it’s not really a big deal - No, you can’t actually! It’s way too upwards to drive
@maxw9833
3 жыл бұрын
Well our ancestors created languages for a reason
@sanmooo
3 жыл бұрын
@@booklover6845 -Oh -Yeah, your car will just flip backwards and explode and your cousin Ronald died but you’ll make it out on time -That seems extremely specific, did that happen to you? -Heh, I’ll never tell. -I feel like you just did
Ryan: “I wanna know what i’m made of.” Ryan: “Blood and bones and organs.” Ryan: “No, but inside.” Ryan: “Blood and bones and organs.”
@jordanmicahcook
2 жыл бұрын
My favorite part!
@eugengolubic2186
2 жыл бұрын
I guess we will see
@LeviAEthan512
2 жыл бұрын
@@jordanmicahcook I prefer Ryan's part
@jordanmicahcook
2 жыл бұрын
@@LeviAEthan512 Hmmm… you have a solid point.
@Usernamee619
2 жыл бұрын
@@jordanmicahcook Yeah but Ryan’s part is still better than Ryan’s part and I will never stop saying so
This is so funny to me because i'm in a community that likes to climb mountains, and we basically have this conversation everytime we're climbing. It basically goes like this : "So why are we climbing mountain if we just gonna go back down, again?" "Because" "That's works"
@ankyfire
2 жыл бұрын
As a person who is kind of obsessed with mountains, this is somehow even more funny to me. Because he honestly makes excellent points! It’s stupid, it’s dangerous, there is absolutely no logical reason to actually do it. BUT IT’S THERE.
@crazypeopleonsunday7864
2 жыл бұрын
@@ankyfire So just put it somewhere else, problem solved.
@p.s.224
Жыл бұрын
@@ankyfire the view from up there is great though and you get to feel proud of the accomplishment of having overcome the hardship of getting there and back…
@ankyfire
Жыл бұрын
@@p.s.224 As a person who is obsessed with mountains, I know. But objectively speaking, it's not worth the time, money, effort, and putting yourself in danger. It just isnt. But some people don't care.
I love how they don’t know what mountains are but also have cars and photoshop
@celticconlanger6401
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I don't envy anyone trying to create a timeline for the Ryanverse
@ShieldsyRL
3 жыл бұрын
@@celticconlanger6401 i think the Ryanverse is basically another reality where everyone evolved from the same monkey and technology was a thing wayyy before common knowledge
@koala5232
3 жыл бұрын
Moun...tain.... Is that a kind of fruit? Like Plantain?
@ryanford7443
3 жыл бұрын
LoL. I guess he didn't really think that one through.
@Mangazone...
3 жыл бұрын
Mhm
"Less than 20" is a great way to describe the deaths of 19 of your cousins
@josephbassey1501
3 жыл бұрын
Makes it sound bearable and probably helps him sleep at night
@oof3457
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe even 19.9 😳
@zombie2401
3 жыл бұрын
@@oof3457 How?
@oof3457
3 жыл бұрын
@@zombie2401 he could've salvaged some bits
@bladehoon
3 жыл бұрын
@@oof3457 eh his cousin jimmy lost everything but his head and he's somehow alive
2:21 Ryan 1: "Why did you photoshop that?" Ryan 2: "This isn't a photoshop." Ryan 1: "It isn't?" Ryan 2: "It certainly isn't. This is my cousin Bernard (rest in peace). I asked him to walk up the triangle and tell me how hard it was and this... this right here is the last picture he sent to me." Ryan 1: "Oh my God." Ryan 2: "Yeah, though I can see how you would mistake it for a photoshop of me since we both like wearing the same brand of hat."
@Cartman4wesome
Жыл бұрын
Apparently they do this at Mt Everest. They use the corpses there as lessons of what not to do up there.
@QuixoticSara
Жыл бұрын
Genius 🤣
@chenterr103
5 ай бұрын
@@Cartman4wesome what are they gonna teach you? To not die?
@Cartman4wesome
5 ай бұрын
@@chenterr103 yeah. Exactly that. Don’t do the stupid thing that this person did or later where gonna show your corpse to people so they don’t do the stupid thing that led to your death.
@chenterr103
5 ай бұрын
@@Cartman4wesome how do they find out how they died or what they did
I love that Canada has so many mountains and volcanoes to choose from, probably within Ryan's view distance, and the background picture shows a Swiss/Italian mountain (Matterhorn) 😁 Never change 🙂
“And once I’m up there I’ll scream and say I’m the king of the world” “Why?” “Because” “That works”
@stephenriggs8177
3 жыл бұрын
Well, no one's going to contradict you, up there.
@BoredInNW6
3 жыл бұрын
That's dangerous! Loud noises can make the white stuff slide down the triangle real fast
Normal people on Mother Days: "I should get some presents and chocolates for my mom." Ryan on Mother's Day: "I should satisfy local hot moms."
@SheetsGiggles
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe even get 2 things from Sheets & Giggles and satisfy yourself in bed, too.
@RobSchellinger
3 жыл бұрын
@@SheetsGiggles Bow-chicka-bow-wow
@randomusername284
3 жыл бұрын
@@SheetsGiggles I love how you guys interact with the comment section of the video you're sponsoring (if this is the real sheets & giggles
@SheetsGiggles
3 жыл бұрын
@@randomusername284 oh it’s us baby
@totally_not_a_troll
3 жыл бұрын
Ryan is doing it right!
BTW, nice fake-out with the "frozen Ryan" pic.
@Bigboikilljoy
3 жыл бұрын
yea but who did it fake out?
@Schwietz83
3 жыл бұрын
@Electronerd That's not what breaking the 4th wall means.
@Evielicious
3 жыл бұрын
He photoshopped his face onto the scene from The Shining
@awash6801
3 жыл бұрын
262 likes but 4 comments 🥲
@donutman344
3 жыл бұрын
ahh yes, 5 comments, but according to youtube there are 25 comments, logic
I swear Ryan George is the only KZreadr that makes their ad reads so entertaining that I won't just skip it I'll watch it three times 😂😂
@lilithlaney1759
2 жыл бұрын
As much as I love Ryan, Brandon Rogers is the king of hilarious ads. I want them to collaborate so bad!!!
@Skittl1321
2 жыл бұрын
Ginny Di also does amazing ads.
@tiana_andherbooks
2 жыл бұрын
I know! It's kind of scary- imagine if Ryan made all the ads out there- I might actually be happy when they don't have the Skip Ad option
@mepsiemopar8991
2 жыл бұрын
Cracked me up when he said "did you know sometimes moms get hot for no reason, hot flashes" 😂🤣
@blazerunner6954
Жыл бұрын
Very interesting ad sheets and giggles wonder what that could be about lol
Sheets and Giggles: So you have a sponsor segment for me? Ryan: yessir I do. It all started with me wanting to satisfy hot moms in my area... S&G: oh my god
@jamesmartin9401
3 жыл бұрын
Nicely done. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@insaincaldo
3 жыл бұрын
Well sex and empty promises sell very well I hear.
@cup3872
3 жыл бұрын
@@insaincaldo he wants the sauce
@anshulkatare
3 жыл бұрын
Satisfying hot moms is tight.
@MKDumas1981
3 жыл бұрын
"It must be difficult to satisfy all the hot moms in your area." "Actually, it's going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience." "Oh, really?" "Yeah yeah yeah!" "Wowwowwow...wowwow." "That's what all the hot moms said!"
RYAN VERSE! Where technology evolved before General Knowledge!
@ConMan4
3 жыл бұрын
ooo a checkmark better like it
@Ultrasemen
3 жыл бұрын
No, it's universe where modern mankind suddenly vanished and got replaced by clones, those clones have locked memories about everything, that unlock when they encounter stuff in abandoned cities, but they think they "invented" it because that's how it works.
@Dark139hunter
3 жыл бұрын
That’s real life
@jameslawson9754
3 жыл бұрын
@@Dark139hunter no it’s really not
@carterphil8520
3 жыл бұрын
I WAS JUST THINKING THIS 😂
He didn't mention the best part of going up the triangle. You get a stick with a cloth rectangle and put it into the top of the triangle! Makes the whole journey worthwhile.
When everyone looks identical to everyone else, being the only cousin to successfully go up a big triangle and slide down it really fast is a rare source of individuality.
“Guess what?” “No.” “Okay, I’m gonna tell you anyway.” I do love my siblings, but that's pretty much them in a nutshell…
@SnickersEatsCookies
3 жыл бұрын
I had that conversation just this morningg with my bro
@olivertaggart1514
3 жыл бұрын
Fax
@rianharrington1505
3 жыл бұрын
Lol!
@salaciathehalfman
3 жыл бұрын
Fax
@Literallylilly1
3 жыл бұрын
Me abt to my sister be like:
Rest in peace Ronald, Mitchell, and all the unnamed. You will be forgotten immediately by the algorithm but live on in our browser data :(
@HagenvonEitzen
3 жыл бұрын
We can be glad they at least have individual names already. I hear that's a recent invention as well ...
@qzbnyv
3 жыл бұрын
I have base64 encoded both of their names and stored them in localStorage for the sheets&giggles domain (where they shall remain until I panic-nuke my browser data someday when my girlfriend asks to do something on my computer). This is how you pay respects I decided
@sterngames5992
3 жыл бұрын
That’s my name😳
@olsirmonkey
3 жыл бұрын
All less than 20 of them
Anyone else feel immense satisfaction when Ryan calls things a shape of a particular size?
0:06 "Guess what." "No." I'm already freaking dying. 💀💀
@theofficialpugchannelshrek38
3 жыл бұрын
2 seconds i and Ryan never fails to make me laugh, the most underrated channel ever, some channels that only write texts and reveal things get 3 mil subs but Ryan who does extremely funny videos gets 1 mil
"Because it's there!" ~George Mallory (about Mt. Everest) "Because it's there!" ~Ryan George (the big triangle thing)
@timbuktuanthor4838
3 жыл бұрын
"Because it's there!" ~George Costanza (well...)
Plot twist: The picture was not photoshop, it was just another cousin.
@hmm8445
3 жыл бұрын
That's you
@Faygris
3 жыл бұрын
But he looked exactly the same as.. ah, never mind.
@inashamsia
3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god!
@rayenaouadi3190
3 жыл бұрын
when the other guy said why did you photoshop that image he should have said "Photoshop? What the hell is that?"
“How many cousins did you lose messing around on the triangle?” “Just two” “Oh ok” “Now brothers on the other hand...” “Oh my gosh”
1:54 35 litres of water, 20 kilograms of carbon, four litres of ammonia, one-and-a-half kilograms of lime, 800 grams of phosphorus, 250 grams of salt, 100 grams of nitre, 80 grams of sulphur, seven-and-a-half grams of fluorine, five grams of iron, three grams of silicon and 15 other trace elements.
The Adstronaut's take on "hot moms" was hilarious!!
@user-kx8pu6ys5i
3 жыл бұрын
***
@joshuaa9026
3 жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@181cameron
3 жыл бұрын
It was like an entire other bit...and while I likely won't buy the product, I know that I might some day and that's a good thing I decided
@justanother1136
3 жыл бұрын
Clicked for the video, stayed by this comment
@DavidMacGregor
3 жыл бұрын
I think it was his best yet!
Fun fact: if you climb Mt. Everest you will encounter dozens of frozen corpses. They are all this guy's cousins.
@kgoulding1237
3 жыл бұрын
Is one of those corpses the creepy cannibal kid?
@warcanon9546
3 жыл бұрын
@@kgoulding1237 I don't know!
@Kelarys
3 жыл бұрын
@@kgoulding1237 one can only hope
@creativedesignation7880
3 жыл бұрын
True. Hikers actually use them for navigation.
@nathan.cremsiffino
3 жыл бұрын
All named Ron.
How clothes got their names... -"Ok we've got the foot thing, who had the foot thing." *fly buzzing around the guy who had it* -"Shoo!" -"Shoe, I like it! Im going to spell it S-H-O-E though, so we don't get it confused with trying to get a fly to go away." -"What? No, that's not what I had for it..." -"Okay, now the head thing with a rim around it." .....
"Once I'm up there, I'll be up there" 😂😂😂
"Guess what?" "No." This is really surprising behavior for the Ryanverse
@Akhimed
3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.e7541 “:(“
@Stepanthecrab
3 жыл бұрын
Hello there!
@CygnusTheSilly
3 жыл бұрын
@@Stepanthecrab general Kenobi you are a bold one
“Once your up there, your up there” -Einstein, probably maybe
@yoavboaz1078
3 жыл бұрын
You're
@cheetahgaming9689
3 жыл бұрын
@@yoavboaz1078 That was the joke.........
@jimmym3352
3 жыл бұрын
As someone who has climbed mountains in the past, makes me wonder why I did it. I guess to say I was up there.
@yoavboaz1078
3 жыл бұрын
@@cheetahgaming9689 wasnt the "-Einstein, probably maybe" the joke? i might be dumb...
@cheetahgaming9689
3 жыл бұрын
@@yoavboaz1078 Ye, but your was spelt wrong because the Einstein’s thing. Cause he probably wouldn’t have made that mistake
"Because it's there", the British philosophy that really caught on. Got a lot of 1sts accomplished, places explored, & tackled in different ways, & mountains climbed :)
His ads are like spinoff pitch meetings 😂 Rapidly becoming one of my favorite youtubers of all time. Been here for over 22 months now. Have never been even slightly disappointed with any of his content and it literally brightens up my day. To quote a mad titan "puts a smile on my face"
Sheets and Giggles had to approve to the "hot moms in my area" ad, I'd love to see how did Ryan pitch that
@SheetsGiggles
3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: we pitched it to him.
@salaciathehalfman
3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: we pitched it to him.
@bendorlinhg6180
3 жыл бұрын
@@SheetsGiggles Was that difficult?
@hartmut30plus
3 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, Ryan is something of an expert at pitching things
@user-nl7fe1oh5b
3 жыл бұрын
Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience
„Why do you want to do this?“ „Because it‘s there and it‘s difficult to do“ Yep, that about sums up humanity.
@lightningincthefirst
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, i dont think anyone can deny that
"I'll never tell." "I feel like you just did." LOL!
"Well, there are some advantages. The view from on top of the triangle is pretty amazing. You can really see for just miles and miles. And you're not definitely going to die climbing it. Although you might."
First guy to ever get a tattoo: "so I thought I'd try stabbing you with this needle, over and over and maybe, the scar will resemble something"
@leosong829
3 жыл бұрын
not really a scar more like a drawing. so more like a human canvas
@leosong829
2 жыл бұрын
@Aiden Hafer well yeah but that doesn't make it a scar. yes if u remove the ink it will be disfigured but only if you did it violently. the fact that we can remove tattoos without leaving a scar is proof of this. second of all that shows that originally (right after the ink was put in) there is no scar. there would only be a scar after the ink was "removed." if it helps perhaps my analogy would be better if the ink was stitching? and it was one of those art pieces?
@EC-dz4bq
2 жыл бұрын
@Aiden Hafer You're pushing pigment (like used in paint) Commonly Carbon for black under the skin, scaring is bad as it will mess with the image. essentially, you're just making art or a painting under the protection of the outer or dead layer of skin. It does not go away as your body does not react with it and your skin protects it from outside elements/washing away.
@snoodlesofnoodles4927
2 жыл бұрын
"And the needle will have ink in the end and I'll either poke you hard repeatedly or I can have the needle automated to poke you for me. Your choice! Btw, the former is more painful, despite the latter sounding more terrifying. You want it to say "mom" on a heart?"
@Ihaveagasmask
2 жыл бұрын
I always rip up my drawings now i can’t be a tattoo artist
„Guess what“ „No!“ „Okay I’m gonna tell you anyway“ 10 seconds and you already got me 😂
@SnickersEatsCookies
3 жыл бұрын
My convo with my siblings
@salaciathehalfman
3 жыл бұрын
My convo with my siblings
@SnickersEatsCookies
3 жыл бұрын
@@salaciathehalfman copycat
@GamerLxgic
3 жыл бұрын
@@SnickersEatsCookies copycat
@alexhoffman5511
3 жыл бұрын
@rahonferirt catcopy
The mountain in the back is actually the "Matterhorn" in Switzerland. First guy to ever reach the top was a british dude called Edward Whymper. That guy definitely wasn't a whimp, he did it back in June 1865.
"Because it’s there" literally is a quote by legendary mountaineer George Mallory
R.I.P. Ron, Mitchel, and the other less than 20 cousins
@user-nl7fe1oh5b
3 жыл бұрын
*less than 18
@spowden
3 жыл бұрын
thats still less than 20
@user-nl7fe1oh5b
3 жыл бұрын
@@spowden you won
plot twist: the picture of the frozen guy wasn't photoshopped, that was just one of his cousins
@brucebaker810
3 жыл бұрын
diaBOLLical!
@mr.darthmaster2132
3 жыл бұрын
No that was Jack Torrance from The Shining
@stuartcooke2787
3 жыл бұрын
Nope, he was wearing the same clothes, he has to be the same person
@bakthihapuarachchi3447
3 жыл бұрын
@@stuartcooke2787 maybe he stole his dead cousin's clothes
@generalguilmon6719
3 жыл бұрын
@@bakthihapuarachchi3447 If that's true, then they should put him in a room
The sheets & giggles ad was the best ad ever! If everyone were so clever with advertising, no one would feel the need for ad-block!
0:24-0:26 is me when people are telling me stuff I don’t care about and I just want it to end
The car did a back flip, snapped Cousin Ronald's neck, and made a Ryan clone sad.
@firesd7306
3 жыл бұрын
*and saved the day
Fun fact "Because it is there" was the reason given by Edmond Hillary when someone asked him why he wanted to climb the mount everest
this is pretty much the conversation between me and my friends had one night in the mountains while playing boardgames and drinking heavilly: Friends"-Tomorow we're gonna drive at that monastary up top." Me"-Yeah,no...i'm gonna climb through the trail in the woods" Friends"-Yeah,but why?" Me"-Well, i'll have accomplished it"
One moment of silence for Ron and Mitchell and the rest of the lost cousins please. 😔🙏
@josephbassey1501
3 жыл бұрын
He said he lost less than 20 cousins so you gotta include the unnamed dead cousins too
@khushboopannu5313
3 жыл бұрын
@@josephbassey1501 my bad , lemme edit that .
@CodyCzar1
3 жыл бұрын
@@josephbassey1501 But we can only confirm 2, as 2 is still less than 20.
@theoriginalJP
3 жыл бұрын
RIP RON
@theoriginalJP
3 жыл бұрын
RIP MITCHEL
“I’m gonna go to the top of it, I-I’m gonna go there” “Oh, are you going to finish coloring it in?” I’m dead 😂
@pkmntrainermark8881
3 жыл бұрын
Do it up there and it'll really add some color.
"Because it's there,..." famous words spoken by a guy who died on Everest and whose frozen corpse was found 75 years later on the slopes.
I've walked, crawled, and otherwise forced myself upon some of these triangles. They didn't seem to enjoy it, more like they really wanted me to stop. They even went so far as to occasionally throw rocks, snow, and ice at me. I have no idea why I did that. So, that's a thing that happened.
The way he cares so much about the climbing but no one else does is just... so accurate
@SnickersEatsCookies
3 жыл бұрын
Yes sir it is
I realize the Ryanverse is just a world in which every human lost all his memories. It's literally the most likely outcome if every human just didn't understand the world.
@Kristjan_N
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I think the movie Yesterday takes place in Ryanverse as well and every actor is wearing masks and makeup to not look like Ryan.
@justsomeguywithtattoos6267
3 жыл бұрын
@@Kristjan_N haha
@aoikemono6414
3 жыл бұрын
It's already true now. No one understands anything. They just pretend to.
@NathanButNett
3 жыл бұрын
Sooo... The Giver then?
@Aedi
3 жыл бұрын
@@Kristjan_N yesterday is the prequel, every time a yesterday happens everyone forgets skittle more and looks a little more like Ryan
“Guess what” “No” I’m gonna start saying that now 😂😂
"Guess what" "No" Definitely gonna use that one all the time.
As a mother this is my favorite add I’ve ever heard
@kardiaclark8111
3 жыл бұрын
Me too... I want them.. I actually want them
@rachelle_banks
3 жыл бұрын
It was hilarious. 😁
@VIDEOGAMER20
3 жыл бұрын
Mom, you misspelled ad.
If some of you guys are curious about how dangerous it can be on the big triangle, check out touching the void, either as a book or as a documentary (it's on KZread). It's worth reading/watching even for non climbers/alpinists.
I feel like it would also be fun to strap some cloth to our back and jump down the triangle. But we are going to do that at the most upwards point we can find, so that we can go downward for a long time.
Honestly, his cousins sound like fun, adventurous guys. He’s their cousin too. So it’s just a club of awesome cousins. (May less than 20 cousins rest in peace.)
@pogisdog1795
3 жыл бұрын
Heyyyy I have been working on the heroes at the moment and will be there on Monday
@inashamsia
3 жыл бұрын
Now much less by not more than 20. RIP cousins
@rajalaireya1748
3 жыл бұрын
o7
I usually cringe at forced ads and skip them when I can, but Ryan George really adds humour to his, and I appreciate that.
I thought for sure, somewhere in this would be some cannibalism.
Me: So Photoshop existed before mountain climbing?🤔 Ryan: I don't know! Me: whoops! Ryan: Whopsie!
"And so, Ron did a backflip, snapped his car's neck and exploded"
@yashila5353
3 жыл бұрын
And Mitchell did a backflip, kept rolling down the triangles neck and froze to death 💀
@macaronweasley8100
3 жыл бұрын
*Weasley*
@kardiaclark8111
3 жыл бұрын
That's actually pretty accurate.... Well done sir... Well done
"I've decided to be in pain I've decided"
@SnickersEatsCookies
3 жыл бұрын
Fun pain yay
@salaciathehalfman
3 жыл бұрын
Fun pain yay
@cojec
3 жыл бұрын
Fun pain yay
This time ad is even better than sketch. The only channel where I don't skip ads. Sheets & Giggles don't know how good they have it!
"The mountains are calling me, and I must go."
@tt-yb4wj
2 жыл бұрын
Yes
I love how in this universe humanity has already invented clothes, cars, language, etc. but humans just recently realized they can do things like name people, build houses, make art, and more. Also, they all have the same face.
@puellamservumaddominum6180
3 жыл бұрын
Isn't that like our unverse? I know I only learned everything in 21 st century
@salmongaming6940
3 жыл бұрын
@@puellamservumaddominum6180 He’s out of line, but he’s right.
@zatiljunior973
3 жыл бұрын
@@puellamservumaddominum6180 ..... Listen here you little sh*t....
These videos are basically what would happen if all of humanity got amnesia and slowly rediscovered things a little at a time.
@endertobias1908
3 жыл бұрын
Or... You know... The first person to do these things cause thats like the name of the series
@B-MC
3 жыл бұрын
Head canon that an apocalypse happened and they cloned the one guy they had left, but without the shared knowledge or education, they're all politely winging it. Even Pitch Meeting is the ONLY writer and ONLY director currently working, so although the director instinctively notices plot holes, he has no alternative but to accept them.
@neonbunnies9596
3 жыл бұрын
I like you adding to the Ryan George lore
Yay! A new Ad-Stronaut feature just popped up in my feed! And there's a Ryanverse sketch attached to it as well. Bonus!
"less than 20." Is a good answer for many circumstances
Not gonna lie, as a mountain rescuer, that photoshop of that scene from "The Shining" hit a little too close to home, but then you pulled back from being a little too dark and made me appreciate "First Guy" for at least contemplating these sorts of things before attempting them. Stay safe on those triangles, friends! They are indeed very cold.
@p.s.224
Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for what you do!
RIP Ron, first guy to ever drive up a mountain
@tenzek4635
3 жыл бұрын
First guy to ever almost drive up a mountain.
@Your_Father1980
2 жыл бұрын
@Maxx B. and then nobody did a backflip broke somebody's neck and saved the day
@whothefrickareyou8106
3 ай бұрын
@@Your_Father1980then the car did a backflip and snapped Ron's neck
The commercial was almost as good as the sketch! Simply WELL DONE 😂
“ So when I reach the top of the triangle I’ll.. put a flag there! “ “ Why? “ “ Because! “
Every cousin wachting this video : welp
@chrisjags
3 жыл бұрын
It's okay, less than 20 of them are watching.
@deadlyhornet6673
3 жыл бұрын
Glad I'm not a cousin. Anyway brb ima tell my cousin about this to scare him lol
@lucascastrovazosorio5511
3 жыл бұрын
*wachting*
@matthenson3511
3 жыл бұрын
I mean like I think everyone is a cousin 😅
@jaded6530
3 жыл бұрын
@@matthenson3511 no, not everyone *cries in me*
“How many cousins did you lose?” “Less than twenty.” Well, technically if he didn’t lose any that would be less than twenty.
@Shadow-Shell
3 жыл бұрын
But he definitely lost 2 though
@Cygnet13
3 жыл бұрын
Found the optimist.
@jduck5469
3 жыл бұрын
@@Cygnet13 he’s a pessimist
@iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil1
3 жыл бұрын
@@jduck5469 what
@the4tierbridge
3 жыл бұрын
@@iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil1 but what about Ron and Mitchel?
Thanks mate that you took our tressured mountain "matterhorn" as your background. Yes I am swiss. Yes i enjoy your channel :)
The allusion to “the shining” 😆
*"Guess what"* *"No"* Less than 10 seconds in and this is already gold
It is terrifying and fun at the same time how there is only one Ryan but all feel like genuinely different people when they conversate and how it has started to become normal and how I am so invested in what every Ryan has to say. Reverse matrix universe.
@mmicoski
3 жыл бұрын
Only one Ryan?? Oh my God I was wrong all this time...😂
@JermaineYoung
3 жыл бұрын
*converse 😬
@LunasofficialMum
3 жыл бұрын
@@JermaineYoung Ah, my most sincere apologies for such a significant and glaring error. I sincerely and from the deepest pit of my heart, hope your Lordship of Linguistics was still able to transfer the comprehension of the rest of the comment into your esteemed neurological pathways without any obstruction. Please pardon me if it was too hard. I kneel before you to allow me to spell it all out for you in case your highness found it to be considerably arduous to fathom the aforementioned text.
@JermaineYoung
3 жыл бұрын
@@LunasofficialMum no problem. It was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@LunasofficialMum
3 жыл бұрын
@@JermaineYoung 😂👍
1:42 Less than twenty...Lmfao 😂
That description at the end about skiing is how my trainer for the PSIA taught us to be ski instructors. He reminded us that skiing is insane and that we're all crazy for doing this for a living. That we strap planks to our feet and throw ourselves off mountains hoping we won't die.
Strapping two sticks and sliding down very fast is not liked? Perhaps, strapping to a board might be even better.
@brucebaker810
3 жыл бұрын
A board would probably be safer. For the rocky parts of the veryfastsliding.
@zolazar6928
3 жыл бұрын
@Obi-won Kenobi I think I'm gonna take my chances with neither, rather just use skis instead
@rockysandman5489
3 жыл бұрын
@@brucebaker810 Oh hey, you're the dude from the comments of a lot of AXP videos. Hi.
@brucebaker810
3 жыл бұрын
@@rockysandman5489 That could certainly be me. Hi Rocky.
@coolestusername4797
3 жыл бұрын
Perhaps strapping a small house to a Wire thats connected to 2 Polls, 1 of them being in the ground and the other on the top of the triangle, and then using a motor to move the house up the wire might help people do such a action
“You shouldn’t go there.” Accurate and truthful.
@whateverlolawants
3 жыл бұрын
Having read "Into Thin Air", I agree.
@manuelc5592
3 жыл бұрын
@@whateverlolawants same having read touching the void and the beckoning silence...
“Have you seen that triangle over there” Stingy:and this triagonal mountain
That quote, "Because it's there". Good homage.
"I wanna know what I'm made of - on the inside" "Blood, bones and organs" "Well, we'll see" 😂😂😂
"And also while I'm climbing the triangle, I'm going to dump trash all over it." "That doesn't sound good." "Nah, it's a thing I decided."
I lost my sister messing around on the triangle. More people should be aware of how dangerous the triangle is
I like how in the Ryanverse Photoshop was invented (and presumably computers, too), before anybody climbed a mountain.
I just love how he makes everything we do sound incredibly stupid
@rocksfire4390
3 жыл бұрын
that's because most of what we do is incredibly stupid, it just needs to be explained in a manner that fits with how actually stupid it is because well people are stupid.
@JS-rv3et
3 жыл бұрын
@@rocksfire4390 oh ik how stupid people are. I just find it nice when other people realize how stupid people are and then explain it in a way that allows stupid people to understand they are stupid.
@byronsenior6499
3 жыл бұрын
I mean I think it's because we are so controlled by emotion. Logically climbing a mountain is pointless. But it's emotionally fulfilling. Same with other emotionally fulfilling things like love.
@legrandliseurtri7495
3 жыл бұрын
@@byronsenior6499 Feeling good emotions means we're more likely to one day pass on our genes, which is the only logical purpose of our existence.
@byronsenior6499
3 жыл бұрын
@@legrandliseurtri7495 I hadn't considered that aspect.
Do “the first guy to tell a joke” or “the first guy to milk a cow”
@tonynussbaum
3 жыл бұрын
First guy to milk a cow! Please do this. I'm laughing already!
@salaciathehalfman
3 жыл бұрын
First guy to milk a cow! Please do this. I’m laughing already!
@IssaalaaRacing
3 жыл бұрын
We need the cow one asap
@savageraccoon787
3 жыл бұрын
First guy to milk a cow! Please do this. I'm laughing already!
@kiwistudios9511
3 жыл бұрын
First guy to milk a cow! Please do this. I’m laughing already!
"The shining" reference in the picture is a good reference. If you don't know, at the end of the shining, Jack froze and that's what it looked like when he froze at the end. Also, fun fact about the shining: the meme "here's Johnny" was not in the script, but they decided to add it in there anyway. Thus, the memes came idk how many years later, but although it's a dead meme, the shining is still one of king's best movies
SHeets-&-Giggles: The MIlf Collection
"I think you just admitted that you might've killed your cousins" "Whoops!" "Whoopsie!"