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@person7234

3 жыл бұрын

You should do first person to be a teacher

@mranxiety9995

3 жыл бұрын

I will not

@JRTGaming_

3 жыл бұрын

hi everyone

@tankdempsey8957

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

@hipeopleontheinternet142

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

Where’s the penguin, Ryan. 😡

@georgelandis22

3 жыл бұрын

Ryan! 👿

@angryshavige1020

3 жыл бұрын

Obviously it escaped already to Madagascar. Duh

@lightningchain9387

3 жыл бұрын

yup escaped

@penguins408

3 жыл бұрын

Right here

@orangus01

3 жыл бұрын

Arrested

"But if a kid falls in there, we will shoot it" "The kid?"

@stephenolder4552

3 жыл бұрын

No, the parents that weren't watching their kids

@johnree6106

3 жыл бұрын

This actually happened not the shooting of the parents or kid, but the gorilla

@sungbeaniedk629

3 жыл бұрын

"No, the pit!"

@saturnsaturday

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnree6106 harambe.

@kurthoffmann6830

3 жыл бұрын

For Harambe!

When a “First Guy” doubles as a pitch meeting for Tiger King

@koa1938

3 жыл бұрын

your comment is on the left of the actual tiger king pitch meeting lol

@mycatiszen

3 жыл бұрын

Is this some desktop joke I’m to mobile app to understand!?😂

@NoraMakesSounds

3 жыл бұрын

@@mycatiszen yes

@cdrolshagen

3 жыл бұрын

😆

@rochambeau7197

3 жыл бұрын

@@mycatiszen lol i'm on mobile and i've got the same thing

“I decided” is becoming my favourite catch phrase 🤷🏼‍♀️

@wolfshanze5980

3 жыл бұрын

I'm going to be honest, I'm not really sure I like that, I decided.

@petersands4449

3 жыл бұрын

Being decided is tight!

@BonnieSypula-ts7oo

2 жыл бұрын

I agree I decided

@chessandcubes

2 жыл бұрын

That catch phrase is awesome, I decided.

@shimeji_e

2 жыл бұрын

"you can't" "but I physically can though"

"Also , I'm calling this place a Zoo I decided .." "But why ?" "Because there are not enough words with the last letter of alphabet so I decided it would be nice "

@iakhileshgupta3553

3 жыл бұрын

Seems about right

@Eguzky

3 жыл бұрын

Naming it was super easy, barely an inconvenience!

@kindlin

3 жыл бұрын

Considering words like Zoological and Zoonotic, I have a feeling zoo came from latin or greek or something.

@iakhileshgupta3553

3 жыл бұрын

@@kindlin thanks for the useless information

@kindlin

3 жыл бұрын

@@iakhileshgupta3553 That's what I'm best at. Pleased to have been helpful :)

"We will shoot it." "The kid?" "No, the gorilla."

@Michael-vf2mw

3 жыл бұрын

Poor Harambe

@blueplayer6197

3 жыл бұрын

What's he gonna do not shoot someone? Someone gotta be shot in that situation.

@gemstonepheonix9522

3 жыл бұрын

No both

@joebillybob42

3 жыл бұрын

Harambe flashback

@jamesgarrett8833

3 жыл бұрын

It was wrong to shoot Harambe. Such an innocent gorilla. He was the victim, not the victimizer

Ryan, in case nobody's ever told you.. the fact that you do the ad at the end of the sketch is very much so appreciated by all of us

@dirgewordsmithe

2 жыл бұрын

ALL OF US!!!😌🙏

@ritikakela

2 жыл бұрын

YES 💖🦄

@mrbejam

2 жыл бұрын

I’m amazed the companies agree. That must’ve taken a fair bit of negotiation. But then the adstronaut prob sells himself.

@SoTiredOfYourBS

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrbejam he's cute enough 🤭💜

@martinfiedler4317

2 жыл бұрын

Agree!

The first guy to open a circus was like “i’m doing what this guy is doing but people nearly die in sparkling costumes”

@Adamdidit

2 жыл бұрын

when you put it that way it somehow feels more fair some humans are at risk too

I wonder what they thought when one man dragged 5 elephants into a one foot tall wooden-fenced area

@TOLPUP

3 жыл бұрын

Verified pog

@oreotheuser

3 жыл бұрын

"what a madman"

@cringycenaboss1536

3 жыл бұрын

Yeahhhh I wonder

@phil2160

3 жыл бұрын

Or 30 centimeters, for everyone not living in the US

@kayllama3290

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

“Did the animal do a murder on someone?” “No.” “Then why did you put it in a room?” “I don’t know” “Fair enough.”

@uniboy13

3 жыл бұрын

It would make more sense with a "I don't know" "Fair enough" At the end

@Name-eg8ym

3 жыл бұрын

@@uniboy13 ok *he said, hoping his channel would be discovered*

@PandaDemic2012

3 жыл бұрын

@@uniboy13 I need you to get allllll the way off my back about this.

@korsaiyajinkami3766

3 жыл бұрын

@@uniboy13 did it originally have something different at the end? I ask because I feel like it's a lie for him to say he doesn't know, when he does know that he put them in room to make money off them. Was originally gonna respond to the original guy's comment, but then saw that end part was your suggestion.

@Name-eg8ym

3 жыл бұрын

@@korsaiyajinkami3766 this is your first Ryan George video isnt it.

I love how “put them in a room” has become a saying on this channel

“It’s a lot more educational if they see a real life polar bear with depression” Ryan 2021

@xplodingkatz

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@Taleaf

Жыл бұрын

Yeah

@jordanmicahcook

Жыл бұрын

Best part!

The first guy to recognise someone who looks like him.

@eagletuba9362

3 жыл бұрын

Massively underrated comment

@iGaveLiaHIV

3 жыл бұрын

No that's the end game of this universe. Can't do any more videos after that

@ItsAsparageese

3 жыл бұрын

TO THE TOP WITH THIS ONE!!!!!!

@badger5921

3 жыл бұрын

What do you mean? They look completely different, one was in a hat, the other in glasses and they also had completely different clothes so Idk how to break it to you... but they dont look similar at all. :/

@JS-go1bk

3 жыл бұрын

Well we won’t see that guy anymore, because he will be in a room...

"So why did you arrest all these animals?" "Because" "Fair enough"

@traviswrigg5158

3 жыл бұрын

"And I assume the kid falling into the gorilla will present challenges" "Actually, super easy. Barely an inconvenience" "Oh?" "See, I'll just shoot the gorilla"

@dorkywarrior

3 жыл бұрын

@@traviswrigg5158 "But why will you shoot the gorilla? "I don't know" "Fair Enough"

@FungusTrooper

3 жыл бұрын

Look, I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about this "ethically grey" thing. All the way off!

@theendicott2838

3 жыл бұрын

@@FungusTrooper oh, let me get off of that thing.

@eee8891

3 жыл бұрын

*“understandable have a nice day”*

I'll comment, I decided.

@BigForAHedgehog

3 жыл бұрын

I'll reply, I decided.

@ahuman3443

3 жыл бұрын

@@BigForAHedgehog I’ll reply to your reply, I decided

@coltentucker8851

3 жыл бұрын

@@ahuman3443 I’ll reply to your reply to his reply, I decided

@cokelover-nb1qz

3 жыл бұрын

@@coltentucker8851 I wont continue this chain, I decided

@KoopaAndTroopa

3 жыл бұрын

@@cokelover-nb1qz I am mad at you for doing that because I wanted to be a part of it, I decided.

"These animals are now my property." "But they are living beings. You can't make living things into property." "You can now I have decided."

@shlomoshlomo963

2 жыл бұрын

Basically anyone with a pet

@ThatGuyRNA

2 жыл бұрын

@@shlomoshlomo963 no

@shlomoshlomo963

2 жыл бұрын

@@ThatGuyRNA yes lol

@cristhianramirez6939

10 ай бұрын

@@shlomoshlomo963 No

@accedetovegandriversrodnry9279

10 ай бұрын

Agriculture farming :-(

When he said “I don’t think anyone would watch that” I thought the there was gonna be a screen rant pitch meeting guitar strum and a Tiger King article...

@Wawagirl17

3 жыл бұрын

Same. It felt so incomplete without it, haha.

@vijayanand6650

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@rummy692

3 жыл бұрын

Same!

@kotyissocool

3 жыл бұрын

“Hi I’m Ryan, hope you enjoyed this pitch meeting”

@pkmntrainermark8881

3 жыл бұрын

We've been watching too many Pitch Meetings.

I feel like Ryan will never run out of “the first guy” sketches

@ladypinkie_

3 жыл бұрын

nice pfp

@Riviera5252

3 жыл бұрын

Well he will but he would probably be dead by then Edit: i realy don't understand what people are thinking you know there are not infinite number of the first guy to skeths right but there enough to make a live time of sceths so Ryan has enough to make before he dies so I don't understand how this relatest to the first guy to die and how this is a dead treat it littarly states Well he will but he would probably be dead by then How is that taken out of context so far like what

@flipsidehero

3 жыл бұрын

And I'm completely okay with that

@jakefelton8588

3 жыл бұрын

I hope so

@essymessy2534

3 жыл бұрын

Nooo don't jinx it!

Suggestion: “the first guy to be an adstronaut”

“You’re gonna charge people money to look at the incarcerated animals.” Now that I think about that’s actually pretty accurate

"If a kid falls in the pit, we will shoot it" "The kid?" "No, the gorilla" Damn, RIP Harambe.

@stormerkillerxx8714

3 жыл бұрын

Harambe how could this to me I made a mistake

@odbodd123

3 жыл бұрын

Harambe's death was a key point in history, everything has been downhill since then

@balazsl3808

3 жыл бұрын

F

@topg_karam234

3 жыл бұрын

Rip harambe Heres some memes to chear you up: Apes together strong Regect humanity, return to monke I REGECT MY HUMANITY JOJO BUT IT WAS I DIO

@EverettBurger

3 жыл бұрын

Didn't Harambe get like 1% of the votes in 2016?

I've personally never seen Tiger King but I feel like he's talking about Tiger King.

@The482075

3 жыл бұрын

It is a funny but also disturbing documentary. Not suitable for vegans.

@bisurker

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, vegans are tight!

@morganbucaille3529

3 жыл бұрын

They were talking about tiger king lel

@bisurker

3 жыл бұрын

But yeah, he was talking bout tiger king... and Harambe

@morganbucaille3529

3 жыл бұрын

@@bisurker rip the legend himself 😭😢😞

The fact that they have videos and pictures but not a zoo is absolutely perfect

Ryan: “Those animals that I captured actually really love me-we’re TIGHT!” Glasses Ryan: “Then why did the monkey do a backflip and try to snap your neck?”

@MJAYZ007

Жыл бұрын

So he could save the day

@larrenlistens

5 ай бұрын

Wondering how many RG sketches I’ve watched, *sees this comment*💀🤣🤣🤣

"A polar bear with depression" Guess you could call it bipolar

@janusinitiative3520

3 жыл бұрын

The Joke Police are at the door,this joke's too funny

@notnihaal5414

3 жыл бұрын

What?

@Alexanderiii

3 жыл бұрын

Ba dum chhh!

@TaunTaunTundra4477

3 жыл бұрын

@@Alexanderiii isn't it ba dum tss?

@kjoc70

3 жыл бұрын

You must be a dad.

i was arrested and put in one of these :(

@uniqueemerald2185

3 жыл бұрын

F

@thomasski9862

3 жыл бұрын

F

@coopaloopcool

3 жыл бұрын

oh no how did you escape and start playing minecraft for a living?

@Penguin-sb1js

3 жыл бұрын

;((

@MDLV52

3 жыл бұрын

@@Toast_6 so rare species?

“Is it gonna be hard to get people to pay you to look at these animals?” “Actually no, super easy, barely an inconvenience”

If that depressed polar bear was also bisexual it would have Bi-polar-depression

@BonnieSypula-ts7oo

2 жыл бұрын

Mmmmmm why more of these my teacher has dad jokes......

@a24396

2 жыл бұрын

This comment is under rated.

@lloydmckay3241

Жыл бұрын

This comment can't be rated as it's a very bad pun.

“That’s why I carry this autographed picture of a dog.”

@shinobix4925

3 жыл бұрын

What was that about anyway

@C.L.Hinton

3 жыл бұрын

It honestly made me want one, though. I wouldn't much care who signed it; dogs are just that awesome.

@sneezy-e

3 жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one

@BarbadosBeerFestival

3 жыл бұрын

Who signed it?

@BlandoGaming

3 жыл бұрын

The dog that did the backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck, and saved the day.

"These ones were just minding their business, thats when I got them." That is when people usually get you.

@captainahab5522

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry I cant like 69

@afish3976

3 жыл бұрын

I Hate Humans for Capturing my Brothers and Sisters.

@danielrodrigues4903

3 жыл бұрын

@@afish3976 Hey look, a fish! Let's get 'im!

@insaincaldo

3 жыл бұрын

@@afish3976 Come on now, would you rather a bigger fish casually swim through your school and take away you and all your siblings, or live an isolated life in what amounts to a snowglobe till torturous death occurs, probably do to neglect?

@hardwirecars

3 жыл бұрын

@@afish3976 give it 3 seconds.

First visitor: So you got some animals for me? Zoo guy: Yes sir I do.

Yeah, on the one end of the spectrum you've got Tiger King, on the other, you've got the town zoo near me which is more of a refuge than a zoo. All the animals are rescues that could not survive in the wild if released (injured wildlife, seized exotic pets, etc.) or domestic farm animals (goats, sheep, chickens, etc.) who lost their homes.

I bet the animals also have Ryan’s face

@ManOfTheWeek596

3 жыл бұрын

As long as it's not the face of Ryan Jr.......

@t4per3

3 жыл бұрын

Blood

@falcore91

3 жыл бұрын

Not his whole face, just his lips.

@Doctor_Straing_Strange

3 жыл бұрын

RoaaR! yes it’s me! I’m a tiger I’m Ryan Tyger! Being a tiger is TIGHT

@josymarie4327

3 жыл бұрын

@@ManOfTheWeek596 Still can't decide if that boy is better than the cat.

Visitor: "You got some animals in rooms for me?" Zoo employee: "Yes sir we do"

@villainmax

3 жыл бұрын

Incarcerated creatures are tight

@jotheunissen9274

3 жыл бұрын

@@villainmax oh really?

@villainmax

3 жыл бұрын

@@jotheunissen9274 "how do you get the animals in the cages?" "Super easy, barely an inconvenience."

@jotheunissen9274

3 жыл бұрын

@@villainmax No but seriously, how did you do that? I need you to get aaaaall the way of my back

@santiagoibarra2385

3 жыл бұрын

@@villainmax Not as tight as the areas where they're incarcerated are

"oh god we might be the worst" Is the cold slap of reality we all need

That Tiger King joke at the end was good

“Pit” Don’t do it... don’t go there “Kid falls in” Noooooo you went there

@z-beeblebrox

3 жыл бұрын

#Harambe2021

@Dargonhuman

3 жыл бұрын

Well, if the kid hadn't gone there first, Zoo Keeper Guy wouldn't have had to follow him in. Stupid kid.

@Sircooligor14

3 жыл бұрын

so did the kid

@justyourlocalbernana1823

3 жыл бұрын

#RIPharambe

@davidviola8618

3 жыл бұрын

D1cks out

"We might be the worst" Yeah we really are

@wiggletonthewise2141

3 жыл бұрын

Humans suck you heard it here

@afish3976

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku Surgery.

@afish3976

3 жыл бұрын

We Fish Are Smarter than Human.

@IndigoGollum

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku I'm very confused because that looks like a bot but I don't see what it's doing that a bot would do.

@supbabe7203

3 жыл бұрын

​@@afish3976 Fish are my favorite to incarcerate. So low maintenance ☺️

i love how everything gets put into some rooms. 😂

"It must've been hard catching all those dangerous animals" "Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience"

“But If A Kid Falls In The Gorilla Pit We Will Shoot The Gorilla” **Harambe Flashblacks**

@lynxmusic4183

3 жыл бұрын

That hit too close to home😖

@bunniesbagels5958

3 жыл бұрын

I rickrolled somebody because you ate apparently a Rick. Roll

@afish3976

3 жыл бұрын

RIP Haram Boy.

@insaincaldo

3 жыл бұрын

I just have to inform you that what you wrote is not a quote.

@shadowknight1121

3 жыл бұрын

😢poor thing. I had forgotten all about that too.

"Incarcerated Animals" would be a great band name.

@jcbastard6999

3 жыл бұрын

stealing it just in case

@jcbastard6999

3 жыл бұрын

@WINDWAIK3R I-

@kurtl8425

3 жыл бұрын

With a name like that It’d take about 10 minutes to get “cancelled”.

@Vincent1996

3 жыл бұрын

Hmm, “Cage the Elephant” might 𝙨𝙪𝙚...😅

@randomlineofletters

3 жыл бұрын

Basically 'Pussy Riot'

Always been on the fence with this. I love the ability to observe and even interact with animals I would not normally have the chance to, but I also know that there are right ways to do it and wrong ways to do it. I grew up in Cheyenne, WY and there was a little roadside "zoo" near the airport. It was basically a bunch of chain-link kennels on dry, dusty ground. I don't remember what exactly was there, but I know there were one or two things more exotic than the antelope. Even as a kid I knew that was not a good place for them. Thankfully it was shut down before I was a teenager.

@shlomoshlomo963

2 жыл бұрын

I am sorry to tell you this but if it was shut down then all the animals that were there were probably put down

@shawnsmith2006

7 ай бұрын

There's a lot of good places that take care of animals, a lot of them for various reasons couldn't survive on their own. Some people that are very ignorant will complain about something, like say if the big cats are just laying around, when that's literally what they would do in the wild if they were well fed and happy, and their complaints can get the places shutdown or defunded and usually all the animals are euthanized. People that claim to care about animals need to be very careful what they do. The animals in most of these places are better taken care of then they would ever be in the wild, they're spoiled and more importantly loved. Most of these places are extremely important and the people working at them are amazing and deeply caring. I thank God for them. There's no reason to be on the fence about them. Places that are bad for animals in the United States are rare. I encourage anyone that cares about animals to visit them and help them out. They're all better people, with bigger hearts then most of us. Help them financially and give them some appreciation for the tireless work they do that most of us wouldn't be capable of.

@adrianodrika

4 ай бұрын

There are definitely bad places, but that's not the entirety of zoos. There are places that treat them right and preserve them from poachers and diseases. On the other hand there are some like this one on Argentina that you can take pictures with heavily drugged great cats.

When the "first guy" sketch inadvertently ends like a pitch meeting 🤣

"I feel like you're just exploiting these animals for money." "I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back about that."

@keitaroisogawa3319

3 жыл бұрын

Ok let me get off that thing

@Rebornrushi

3 жыл бұрын

I wanna like your comment but its on 69 likes🌝

@tundevirag755

3 жыл бұрын

@@Rebornrushi Come back, somebody already ruined it.

@dominicmartinez3748

3 жыл бұрын

Ah crossover comments are tight!

@Rebornrushi

3 жыл бұрын

@@tundevirag755 ahhh why

"It's a lot more educational if they see a real life polar bear with depression." 😂 LMAOOO

@dwarfbombgaming8250

3 жыл бұрын

They are just as depressed in the wild as the sea ice melts and they starve (they rely on sea ice so they can rest in between hunting seals, otherwise they overexert themselves and lose weight)

@ilovefunnyamv2nd

3 жыл бұрын

@@dwarfbombgaming8250 Don't go making them sound like lazy fat bears or anything, Jeeze! I you roast those polarbears any harder they won't have any ice to stand on

@loopyiguana8947

3 жыл бұрын

@@dwarfbombgaming8250 that observation saddened my ass back on. Thanks, I guess

0:52 "people cant look unless they give me some money" ~ryan george

I love the tiger in the background that is moving around, just being cool and looking around.

"why are they going extinct?" "Because of humans mostly" "oh go- we might be the worst' Correct observation

@BioroidPilot

3 жыл бұрын

to be fair we also put a lot of effort into trying to fix that, including trying to save ones whose problems aren't our fault.

@ceoatcrystalsoft4942

3 жыл бұрын

@@BioroidPilot isnt that problem? Humans interfere where we shouldn't? Why are we spending so much time and effort to preserve pandas when they are evolutionary failures, yet we burn dozens of acres of forest and jungle everyday?

@SmileyMPV

3 жыл бұрын

@@ceoatcrystalsoft4942 Technically speaking, pandas are not evolutionary failures. Being cute enough for humans to care about them to the extend we do makes them well fit in the environment they are in.

@RobMedellin

3 жыл бұрын

Ugin agrees

@Your_Native_Mothman

3 жыл бұрын

@@SmileyMPV I hate pandas. I wish we would let them die.

"Why did you put those animals in a room?" "Because." "Fair enough."

@kaitlyne1870

3 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna need you to get AAAaaallllll the way off my back about this.

@juocyjay5732

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaitlyne1870 ooh getting all the way off backs is TIGHT

@maximummatt73

3 жыл бұрын

@@juocyjay5732 Yeah yeah yeah

@shashwattyagi2418

3 жыл бұрын

THATS THE THING FROM THE OTHER THING!!!!!

@JKevz1

3 жыл бұрын

"So what else happens in the *zoo rooms?"* 😹

I LOVE this guy!! 😂🤣🤣

"Someone has to get shot" First zookeeper

Fun fact: the origin zoos didn't actually have "rooms" they were super fancy gardens. They were actually closer to preserves at first, but they got shittier over time.

@gayatritripathisaxena7224

3 жыл бұрын

Just like the men in charge.

@SoapCkat

3 жыл бұрын

@@gayatritripathisaxena7224 people* also the clients got shittier too

@ananyavallurupalli673

3 жыл бұрын

This is why I like the African lion safari (it’s kinda like a zoo but with vast spaces instead of cages and you have to go through it with a car)

@marvalice3455

3 жыл бұрын

@@ananyavallurupalli673 awesome!

@devifoxe

3 жыл бұрын

Yes also in the past we use to have humans zoos..... Isn't humanity great!!!!!

“A real life polar bear with depression” MOOD

@camouflagejumpsuit

3 жыл бұрын

me on a Monday

@MisterCasket

3 жыл бұрын

True for a lot of animals in the zoo, sadly enough.

Man, that Harambe reference hit me good

I’ve never been so amused and so heartbroken at the same time ever😂

I like how Ryan just points out every crazy in every little thing we do.

@ceoatcrystalsoft4942

3 жыл бұрын

People have said zoos are bad for a long time, but if people keep paying to go, they will keep existing

@johnschwalb

3 жыл бұрын

@@ceoatcrystalsoft4942 the saint Louis zoo is free to enter and is supported 100% by donations. I would argue its the best zoo because of this and it actually cares for the animals.

@afish3976

3 жыл бұрын

He's very self conscious.

@raydodgers

3 жыл бұрын

@@afish3976 your safe from zoos ...until they make an aquarium

@Baronnax

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnschwalb being nice to animals that were snatched out of their natural habitats is still not that nice.

"What did you do this weekend?" *I ARRESTED A PENGUIN*

@kryptonianguest1903

3 жыл бұрын

Hol up!

2:10 "This whole *THINGS* feels pretty EXPLOITATITIV................TIVE" 😂

I utterly love that after the "I don't think anybody would watch that" there wasn't even a clip or image - shows some trust in the intelligence of the viewers. And the ads are so cute, I love the Adstronaut idea. So far, most of the things I've seen the Adstronaut chat about actually made sense.

First Guy To Sing: "I'm going to make random sounds, and it sounds good, I decided."

@katecosettevocals

3 жыл бұрын

Yes!!! Hope Ryan does this one 😁

@matiasdffc13

3 жыл бұрын

Let me try. Ba ba ba

@hellothere2808

3 жыл бұрын

@@matiasdffc13 Ah, a man of Ryan George culture, I see

_"Because of humans, mostly."_ _"Oh god, wha..We might be the worst!"_ *~Ryan George & Ryan George* Truer words have never been spoken.

@leovk5779

3 жыл бұрын

You are right I decided.

@nikkiespinosa8854

3 жыл бұрын

never

@linkthepig4219

3 жыл бұрын

@@LucyWest370 Nah but in all seriousness the meteor essentially ruined the earth's biology forever in countless ways, and humans do suck to other creatures.

@samd2612

3 жыл бұрын

But aren’t you a human?

@linkthepig4219

3 жыл бұрын

@@samd2612 What so you can't hate a terrible species anymore just because you happen to be ONE individual of that species? It's not like you have a choice, and it's not like you wouldn't choose to be a human because they have easier lives than animals. Ur comment makes 0 sense sorry bruh.

Hat is awesome

You totally nabbed that 🐧 good work

@stare4539

3 жыл бұрын

hi

“That’s why I carry this autographed Picture of a dog.”

@camouflagejumpsuit

3 жыл бұрын

I love when Ryan says a gag that doesn't make any sense but it's funny anyway 🤪

@flyinpolo4322

3 жыл бұрын

@@camouflagejumpsuit yeah! Lol

@tesswinker2482

3 жыл бұрын

Amateur. I carry around a phone so I can whip out pictures of my cat and show him to random strangers.

@flyinpolo4322

3 жыл бұрын

@@tesswinker2482 poggers

@luciferangelica

3 жыл бұрын

"who signed that?"

"So, you have an animal prison for me?" "Yes sir i do!"

@bonegloveGG

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@opedromagico

3 жыл бұрын

kkkkkkk

@maximummatt73

3 жыл бұрын

@@opedromagico Racist

@opedromagico

3 жыл бұрын

@@maximummatt73 hahaha good one

some guy :wat crimes did they comet other guy : none that I can prove

I live in Duluth, MN which is like a northern city built on this huge hill. A few years back it poured rain so hard that the city flooded, including the zoo. Animals died but a bunch escaped, so we literally had seals and a huge polar bear swimming around in the streets

"I decided" is an interesting justification for anything...

@camouflagejumpsuit

3 жыл бұрын

says anyone in US government, especially Buyed-in and the leaders of the House and Senate

@navinater

3 жыл бұрын

@@camouflagejumpsuit gotta bring that into this...

@Booila

3 жыл бұрын

I like it when he says that.

@B-RaDD

3 жыл бұрын

@@navinater I approve

@Caerulean

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know about anyone here but I've already used it a couple of times. It's fun. 😂

I love how all of these sketches begin with someone trying to explain something really badly

"I made these little habitats that are just like how they lived in the wild when I 🆂🅴🅸🆉🅴🅳 them." 💀😂

"I'm thinking of calling this place a zoo" "Why?" "Because" "Fair enough"

@7Be

3 жыл бұрын

Wowwowwow. Wow.

@allysanimalchannel

3 жыл бұрын

"Zoo" is an abbreviation of "zoological garden". "Zoo" itself is derived from the greek root for "animal" (hence "zoology", "zoological"). It's kind of like how "photograph", which is a combination of the roots for "light" and "drawing", became abbreviated to "photo" (which is just "light").

@japulet2214

3 жыл бұрын

@@allysanimalchannel O.o

@IronDino

3 жыл бұрын

@@allysanimalchannel Ryan, "So zoo is short for zoological." Ryan Zookeeper, "Yeah! I figured that the only logical thing for me to do was to imprison a bunch of animals and have people pay me money to see them." Ryan, "Okay, but where does the zoo part come from?" Ryan Zookeeper, "It's the Greek word for animal." Ryan, "But that doesn't make any sense. Zoo and animal start with completely different letters." Ryan Zookeeper, "Yeah..." Ryan, "Like, the most different letters possible." Ryan Zookeeper, "I know..." Ryan, "They are literally at the opposite ends of the alphabet." Ryan Zookeeper, "..."

@dans4323

3 жыл бұрын

@@IronDino Lol! You could loop the alphabet, then they'd be right next to each other.

Can you make the first guy to ever die? “Police, I found a person sleeping” “That seems normal, why are you calling?” “His heart isn’t beating” “Wait! That doesn’t seem healthy!” “No it’s not, you need that to live!” “Exactly!” ...

@justsomespartanwithinterne7301

3 жыл бұрын

I know it's joke but I don't think when the first guy to ever die was around when police were around

@Hk-ox4bb

3 жыл бұрын

@@justsomespartanwithinterne7301 i doubt we had bed the first time someone had a dream but we had them in the skit anyway

@Singurarity88

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hk-ox4bb you won't need a bed to sleep... omg rich people

@Hk-ox4bb

3 жыл бұрын

@@Singurarity88 it is set before the first guy to ever have a house

@teslimiyetnet

3 жыл бұрын

They wouldn't know the heart was important for living either

Those backgrounds are in Utah Valley. Both are facing eastwards.

You should make an episode where this guy teams up with the creepy tag guy, and the come up with "petting zoo" idea XD

The fact that he makes his ads interesting instead of just being like "this is what the app does. It is a good app. Get the app."

@bluepenguin2071

3 жыл бұрын

Never doubt the Adstronaut

@runed0s86

3 жыл бұрын

Ryan george is so hot he could sell me my own toenails

@151reese

3 жыл бұрын

you guys watch the fucking ads? I mean you do you.

@KrillLiberator

3 жыл бұрын

@@151reese Ahaaa!

@user-sh1gy2oe5f

3 жыл бұрын

This is accurate

I love that there’s a tiger inside the fence with them😂

“Why don’t they just look at a picture?”

And then all the zoo animals do a backflip, snap the bad guy’s neck, and save the day!

@theunstoppablet-rex8635

3 жыл бұрын

Wait but isn't Ryan technically the bad guy in this 🤔

@emilal

3 жыл бұрын

tell another one!!!

@Lightning7112

3 жыл бұрын

Oh hey this guy this telling lies.

@SwizzleDrizzl

3 жыл бұрын

But wouldn't that be extremely difficult for four-legged animals to do?

@samprinter7960

3 жыл бұрын

lmao I remember that video

The first guy to open a zoo must have been really lonely if he decided to just chill with animals.

@ceoatcrystalsoft4942

3 жыл бұрын

Humans have forced animals to do our work for millennia. This isnt new

@jotheunissen9274

3 жыл бұрын

Or a hippie

@phonix6352

3 жыл бұрын

Well the first guy in...well, one of the first guys in (Northern) Germany just wanted cash 👀 He had a child tho

@vullord666

3 жыл бұрын

@@ceoatcrystalsoft4942 and domesticated them (so we can raise our food) and breed them (so we can bet on them) and inbreed them (so we can say we have this prestigious pedigree of dog that doesn’t actually exist). We are literally the worst. Not even monsters in fiction come anywhere close to the atrocities we commit on a daily basis.

@vullord666

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, humans are just animals. Even popular social monarchs just spend all day chilling with their fellow animals.

"Making arrests" is a funny yet accurate way to describe how animals are caught

Tiger king to general people- a great TV show Tiger king to CBSE student - ClassXII, Vistas chp 2 It's weird but I literally thought for a sec are they talking about Kalki's story?

"If a kid falls in the gorilla pit we'll shoot it" "The kid?"

@BlitzerXYZ

3 жыл бұрын

Would've been the better choice

@chclt_thndr

3 жыл бұрын

Whyy Harambe why did you leave us

@midouban628

3 жыл бұрын

The good ending universe

@phil2160

3 жыл бұрын

@UCtXFeTmhfy_v_eR-q7RlW6Q No one should have been shot

@npcx-mq6cr

3 жыл бұрын

Legally the parents are responsible for the kid, so, just saying

“First guy to ever make a trailer” would be a good one

@ladypinkie_

3 жыл бұрын

why hello there nagito

@moxiemaxie3543

3 жыл бұрын

First " first guy to..." suggestion i agree with

@tomura5035

3 жыл бұрын

@@ladypinkie_ hello

@hobovan.

3 жыл бұрын

Trailer as in a movie or a trailer like little mobile house

@lightningincthefirst

3 жыл бұрын

It would be the astronaut

2:01 RIP Harambe

Everybody gangsta until Ryan George makes a Harambe reference in 2021

"But wasn't arresting all these wild animals really hard?" "Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience."

@JobiWan144

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, I think a lot of them are super difficult, quite an incovenience.

@arpitabrahmachari7649

3 жыл бұрын

Arresting animals isn't TIGHT

@lampadudle

3 жыл бұрын

Jeez two comments from only a minute ago

"I got a tiger in there man" "I don't know man. If it is in, I am out."

@someonefromcanada2668

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@lucid0019

3 жыл бұрын

If he's out, I'm out too

@someonefromcanada2668

3 жыл бұрын

If he’s out, he’s out.

@jayer.

3 жыл бұрын

Oh but if he's out I'm in

@lucid0019

3 жыл бұрын

Well if you're in, I'm back in

"we got a nice pit there for the gorilas, a gorila pit, but if a kid falls in there we will shoot it" "the kid?" WE REMEMBER JARAMBE

1:55 will there goes harambay 2

"But if the kid falls in I will shoot it" "The kid?" "No the gorilla"

@cuminthesink

3 жыл бұрын

yep i agree

@linkthepig4219

3 жыл бұрын

@@cuminthesink Dude stop no

@chocolate_pudding

3 жыл бұрын

@@linkthepig4219 ?

@linkthepig4219

3 жыл бұрын

@@chocolate_pudding I think he was trolling in other comments saying he was happy Harambe died but I can't remember.

@knightontheinternet281

3 жыл бұрын

Well someone has to get shot in that situation

"Cause they don't belong here at all" "Real life Polar bear with Depression"

@alveolate

3 жыл бұрын

i think this might be a real issue in zoos btw. some of the animals have completely become zombified in their behaviour.

@diciabadines2886

3 жыл бұрын

the polar bear depression thingy is real, I've seen articles of it making rounds around news years ago

LOL Ryan you're just delightful! Your skits are diverse, fresh, and full of substance. It's also obvious you have things you care about and are good at making them accessible comedically, which is a great way to help others care about those things too! Subbed, followed, ringed!

2:54 **Hears the joke** **Thinks for a second** Oh, Tiger King.

Meanwhile in a different universe: hey I captured one of those humans

@Merilirem

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, that could still be the same universe.

@SNAKERAKES

3 жыл бұрын

That’s called slavery

@raoularmagnac2037

3 жыл бұрын

It kinda reminds me of Planet of the Apes! 🦍

@notthedroidsyourelookingfo4026

3 жыл бұрын

Not a different universe, just a slightly different time. Our local zoo used to do that, just around 100 years ago.

@SNAKERAKES

3 жыл бұрын

@@notthedroidsyourelookingfo4026 I think he means that in a universe where animals put humans in zoos

The "Autographed picture of a dog" joke isn't getting enough praise.

Bravo Ryan, j’aime votre façon de penser, surtout la fin avec “great tv show..” on est rendu la malheureusement.. 😢 bravo pour vos sketchs, je trouve que c’est des messages forts

“It’s pretty exploitativetivetive” Ryan George, 2021

"We might be the worst." -Ryan George, January 2021