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@nabeelvalliyath736

3 жыл бұрын

Second

@PointfulOkapi

3 жыл бұрын

Okay

@sanjeevv.9901

3 жыл бұрын

Cool

@tin-cul

3 жыл бұрын

Ok Ryan

@migueloharasupremacy

3 жыл бұрын

w

When he mentioned the words "little child" and "terrifying" in close succession, my heart stopped in fear of the CGI Baby

@NONfinis

3 жыл бұрын

I must have Stockholm syndrome because I kinda miss the little guy…

@GlassesnMouthplates

3 жыл бұрын

"BLOOD."

@teslaromans1023

3 жыл бұрын

Me too, I was terrified then so relieved

@jeffallen55

3 жыл бұрын

I assume that kid is still in a room. He freaking ate an entire person like it was a rotisserie chicken or something. That's pretty crazy, right? When they found him, he was eating a leg. Like straight up chomping on a leg.

@professorx3060

3 жыл бұрын

Me too, I was petrified for a moment but then I remembered the baby Ryan is arrested for cannibalism

“Nobody wants to hear what the dancing cow has to say, they just want to see him dance” sounds like a metaphor for anything and everything

@xanthos9641

3 жыл бұрын

Oh crap

@Marquis-Sade

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe for us?

@evientually

3 жыл бұрын

My first instinct was to write it really big and put it on my fridge, yes. Fully agree.

@axemeanything1599

3 жыл бұрын

All of the time

@Marquis-Sade

3 жыл бұрын

@@axemeanything1599 All of the time, what?

“Maybe we should stick to the soft projectiles” This comes from the same guy who moments earlier wanted to use tasers. Lol

@chesscomsupport8689

2 жыл бұрын

Well... I think I'd rather get tased than hit in the head with a mug shot from a cannon

@123duker

2 жыл бұрын

Today's soft generation can't handle getting ashtrays fired at them at high speeds like back in the good Ole days.. 😂

@Vintagesugarplum

2 жыл бұрын

@@123duker Lmfao

@jakepullman4914

2 жыл бұрын

He just wants to protect the merchandise.

@itchweeed47

2 жыл бұрын

Well tasers aren't sharp, so....

From now on I'll say "wood chipper" whenever someone asks about my parents. Thanks Ryan "Ryan George" George. :)

@Mason_Malakai_Leroux

2 жыл бұрын

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

@BoredTruckn

Жыл бұрын

Yippee like the only person who even mentioned this moment. That wood chipper response cought me off guard and I just sorta stared at my screen lol.

@LuckyGhoul

Жыл бұрын

Oh, wood chippers are tight!

@Art-X-W

Жыл бұрын

So tell me about your parent what are they like?

@long_dennis

10 ай бұрын

@@Art-X-Wwoodchipper

The guy at the beginning has a point, the word "spicy" is WAY too subjective. Someone gives you food and says it's spicy and you have no idea what it'll be like.

@dietotaku

3 жыл бұрын

yeah i have this argument with my husband constantly, he keeps telling me food's not spicy and i eat it and it definitely tastes spicy to me but he just flat-out doesn't believe me.

@andrewgolubiewski3463

3 жыл бұрын

Expecting some capsaicin and ending up with nutmeg and cinnamon is certainly confusing.

@Gemini-Lion

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah. I am very sensitive to spicy foods. Some of my family members could probably eat an entire Jalapeño no problem. It’s at the point that I don’t even like Chipotle- the only things from chipotle that I don’t remember as spicy are the sour cream, the lettuce, and the drinks.

@PrinceDuCiel7

3 жыл бұрын

I now say what spicy is based on culture and geographical location. Indian Food/Korean/Thai spicy is Actual spicy. Only for those who like spice. White pl spicy is thinking anything with jalapenos is hot. Midwest spicy is ranch with black pepper in it. Than there is spicy mustard which is it's own type of spicy and either doesn't exist to my vast disappointment or is so powerful I can't taste anything else for a few seconds cuz I put too much on.

@dimitrivavoulis2184

3 жыл бұрын

I think many indian restaurants for example have a scale to give you some context.

When I heard "let's talk to an actual child" I actually out loud said "oh no" because I was expecting the baby ryan with the nightmare face to come out

@rimothytimothy1398

3 жыл бұрын

Why "Oh no"? I eagerly await the return of our Dark Master

@DJDipstick

3 жыл бұрын

@@rimothytimothy1398 There are two types of people

@briant7265

3 жыл бұрын

Did you miss, "wood chipper"?

@jrgilby

3 жыл бұрын

I said "Oh yes!" and was disappointed, then the wood chipper dropped.

@DJDipstick

3 жыл бұрын

@@briant7265 I meant more the face. Lol

Ok imagining a full stadium where nobody is moving or saying anything, but just staring forward, sound terrifying. Like that would be one of the most scary situations I could imagine!

@markuhler2664

3 жыл бұрын

And they're all wearing the same face

@therealJamieJoy

3 жыл бұрын

sounds like school assembly in the gym when the principal is talking!

@therealJamieJoy

3 жыл бұрын

@schiggy2319 haha thanks sometimes those were scary, too!

@airqx2808

2 жыл бұрын

It's called the Etihad stadium mate

@starcrafter13terran

Жыл бұрын

You a cleveland fan?

"When there's silence I'm left alone with my thoughts, and I don't LIKE them." Yeah okay Ryan.. same

@ch4.hayabusa

Жыл бұрын

This might explain the popularity of social media, Ryan and not sleeping because we're on our phones all night.

I love that “Cheerleaders and Cheerleading” is just an afterthought. 😂😂😂

@Visengrad

3 жыл бұрын

Hi Jordan Peterson Lecture man

@owentustin-fuchs6203

3 жыл бұрын

JBP man watches Ryan George? cool.

@stephensmith7098

3 жыл бұрын

Well when you can punch a sweaty over weight guy dressed as an animal in the balls then yes, cheerleaders come second, unless you're some sort of pervert

@aaronhanna7881

3 жыл бұрын

I know I've seen you on a different comment section

@brucebaker810

3 жыл бұрын

Mascot Guy just wants to see pretty girls in animal costumes. Oh, he didn't mention animal costumes? He was gonna. He has 12 more suits just incidentally handy right here.

"Where are your parents?" "Woodchipper" Bloodthirsty child is back.

@chaihill1837

3 жыл бұрын

Actually that’s his descendant.

@RaheelJunaid

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, that's what he meant. I thought his parents chipped wood :)

@akshaykuriansaju3713

3 жыл бұрын

Which video is he from?

@dogeimations9255

3 жыл бұрын

He just has a new form lol

@ilyjay3301

3 жыл бұрын

So many questions 🤣

-"Why would dancing be okay, but not talking?" -"Look, I don't make the rules." -You literally do. This has never been done before." I love this guy. Lol 😂🤣

"I'm a cow now" "Why did you have that ready to go?" "No reason" 🤣🤣🤣

@nicochevez2124

3 жыл бұрын

Lollol

First guy to ever pitch a movie. Make the most legendary crossover a reality.

@hoaithunguyen4473

3 жыл бұрын

Ryan already made that though

@glitcheed3192

3 жыл бұрын

The only thing that we would know about the movie is that the hero snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day

@rahulmenon9530

3 жыл бұрын

This idea is somehow genius

@antman674

3 жыл бұрын

Think he already did it

@odinangie1377

3 жыл бұрын

@@hoaithunguyen4473 yeah but that was a pitch meeting for pitch meeting. This would be the first guy to make a pitch for any movie.

"What about tazers? They'd make noise." "Yeah, but not the good kind." I'm glad they went with mascots instead. Whew! Near miss.

@asmosisyup2557

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, it'd be entertaining for everyone else nearby.

@MyNameWasAlreadTaken

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder how the world would look like if cops had decided for the costume option instead.

@lordshuv-rowyoknow6486

3 жыл бұрын

I, I don't know, tazing people sounds really good, almost soothing,

@SappeREffecT

3 жыл бұрын

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tasers...

@AndreyKrichevsky

3 жыл бұрын

Remember the multiverse skit? Somewhere in another dimention identical sports fans are getting tazed right now.

Thank God, that the little child wasn't Ryan's son. Was so expecting that. And was terrified.

Ryan you should do “first guy to use negative numbers”. You would have a field day with that one😂

@Saiavinn

Жыл бұрын

Oh that would make for a beautiful sketch~

@DarkS1ayer100

Жыл бұрын

Ryan 1: Hey, Hi there, Hello. Ryan 2: Uh, hi? Ryan 1: So you know math? Ryan 2: You mean the thing we're taught in school with the numbers to add and subtract? Ryan 1: Yeah, that's the one. Ryan 2: No that's A number. There's more than that. Ryan 1: I know that! But listen, that's not what I wanted to talk about. You know how there's more than ten? Ryan 2: Absolutely, we even made it all the way to hundreds, thousands, millions, billions, zillions, gazillions... trillions... Ryan 1: I'm pretty sure you just made some of those up, but listen, I was thinking about numbers that could less than that. Ryan 2: Well there's plenty of those! Literally gazillions of them. Ryan 1: Pretty sure gazillions aren't a thing. Anyway, I mean less than ten. Ryan 2: What, you mean like 9? or 8? 7? 6? 5? 4? 3? 2? 1? Or 0? Ryan 1: ..... Ryan 2: What? Ryan 1: What was that? Ryan 2; What was what? Ryan 1: The thing you just did. The counting down thing, like this was the start of a new year or something. Ryan 2: I'm sorry, I was thinking about a space movie. Ryan 1: Right.... Anyway, I was thinking about how there could be numbers less than 1. Ryan 2: There is! It's called zero, didn't they teach you that in school? Ryan 1: What? Yes, I know that. I meant numbers less than zero! Ryan 2: But there are no numbers less than zero. Ryan 1: But what if there was? Ryan 2: I don't see how there could be. Ryan 1: Well, that's why we would make them, I decided. Ryan 2: And what purpose would they serve? Ryan 1: To teach people about positive and negative numbers! Ryan 2: What do optimism and pessimism have to do with this? Ryan 1: They don't! I was just trying to think of other methods of math. I also have ideas about putting letters in there. Ryan 2: From the alphabet? But those aren't numbers! Ryan 1: But we're teaching people to use 'em for math anyway, I decided.

@DynastieArtistique

Жыл бұрын

@@DarkS1ayer100 Dude this is insane you need to be hired by Disney as a writer

@DarkS1ayer100

Жыл бұрын

@@DynastieArtistique After the week I’ve had, thank you for that! First time anyone’s ever said that to me. I do a lot of writing (occasionally freelance writing) so it’s nice that some of my random responses to videos like this get such supportive responses.

@DynastieArtistique

Жыл бұрын

@@DarkS1ayer100 Of course man, keep pursuing whatever you're pursuing

Every time he brings up a child I get nervous, and every time it's not his son I breathe a sigh of relief

@Damocles16

3 жыл бұрын

Blood ?

@HandledToaster2

3 жыл бұрын

BLOOD

@Damocles16

3 жыл бұрын

@@HandledToaster2 that's my little boy !

@eljefeamericano4308

3 жыл бұрын

BLOOD!

@remmytheclown3125

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe that's what he was planning on you feeling

Ryan George: "look, I don't make the rules" Ryan George: "You literally do, this has never been done before" every character in every Ryan George video "he has a point and I don't like it"

@mattexists133

3 жыл бұрын

@@Odin2244 AYOOOOO thats so cool congrats dude!

@KingNedya

3 жыл бұрын

@@mattexists133 You do realize that's a bot, right? Ryan George didn't actually comment on their video.

@mattexists133

3 жыл бұрын

@@KingNedya the thought crossed my mind but they seemed sweet and excited enough that I didn't think it would be worth dismissing it entirely when it only took like a minute to type that

@Real_MisterSir

3 жыл бұрын

I don't make the rules, I have decided!

@KingNedya

3 жыл бұрын

@@mattexists133 A minute? That seems like an awfully long time for just that one short sentence. But anyway, you can tell it's a bot because that exact same comment can be found all over KZread. You can also tell it's a bot because they tend to do that weird thing with the weird font and font size, as well as using typically unrelated emojis.

As someone who has had to wear a mascot costume before, The covering of the mascot eyes when a kid does something funny is very accurate

"And I also wanna punch him in the balls" and "Where are your parents?..WOODCHIPER" Are the absolute best lines

What about: the first guy to open an amusement park “So I’m gonna put people in this moving machine and then they just start screaming” “What”

@brucebaker810

3 жыл бұрын

We're gonna need a bunch of very expensive machines to make them scream. But I want them to spend most of their time standing and waiting for the screaming machines. Hours. Benches? Why? I want them s t a n d i n g. Also, I figure $20 for a hot dog is about right.

@heyiplaydrums6821

3 жыл бұрын

@@brucebaker810 lol this is great

@heyiplaydrums6821

3 жыл бұрын

“And there’s gonna be ALL SORTS of rides at this place that is amusing. Some spiny ones that make you wanna throw up…” “Why would someone ride that?” “Some really tall and scary ones that make some people PASS OUT.” “What? Why would people want to pass out? That doesn’t sound like fun.” “Oh, believe me, all sorts of people will come to ride these crazy rides. But there’s not just rides.” “No?” “No! I’m gonna have little games for people to play all around the park for when they’re tired of riding rides.” “This sounds like a great idea! Why would they play these games though?” Well, I’m gonna have some prizes at the games that they can win, but they’re not gonna win.”*smile* “What? Why not?” “Well I’m just gonna make the games super difficult so nobody wins and everybody get super mad!” “Oh my gosh”

@brucebaker810

3 жыл бұрын

@@heyiplaydrums6821 "Knock over all the milk bottles? Well that looks super easy. Barely an inconvenience," -- "Actually..."

@niclasthygekromand1195

3 жыл бұрын

@@heyiplaydrums6821 that’s perfect

"I would like if the noise didn't stop" Me: ugh that sounds awful "When there's silence, I'm left alone with my thoughts, and I don't like them. " Me: Actually, fair point.

@paulbinjumjilen2429

3 жыл бұрын

I don't feel liking So I comment.

@zwenkwiel816

3 жыл бұрын

Think I might need a mascot too. Or would having one in my room 24/7 be weird?

@obrecht72

3 жыл бұрын

When there's silence... 🎶 Hello darkness my old friend 🎶

@kathrinehmunk

3 жыл бұрын

... I feel called out 😅

@adamself2463

3 жыл бұрын

I felt that was a very meta comment. All Ryan's videos are him verbalizing thoughts to himself.

“So listen, now that I’m a big animal, this will solve everything” is my new favorite line😂😂😂

You have somehow managed to make the perfect balance of formulaic plot and fresh ideas for your sketches. Each episode, I know exactly what to expect and yet am always pleasantly supprised by your jokes. Its fantastic, keep up the great work.

I’m surprised the mascot guy makes the rules. The other guy has a WAAY fiercer moustache

@idonoy661

3 жыл бұрын

he needs you to get all the way off his back

@dietotaku

3 жыл бұрын

and he knows it's pronounced sports, not spurts

@OutsideTheTargetDemographic

3 жыл бұрын

It is pretty fierce...

@justinblakeney3466

3 жыл бұрын

@@Odin2244 He probably wouldn't even read your obituary, stop lying.

@carterhall5516

3 жыл бұрын

@@justinblakeney3466 Holy crap you ripped that guy apart.

"Where are your parents, little guy?" "Wood chipper"

@sophistanonym1703

3 жыл бұрын

"That sounds disturbing. Hey, can someone get this child a comforting bowl of soup?"

@WaynePozzi

3 жыл бұрын

Amazingly, cannibal child Ryan is no longer so disturbing.

@siler7

3 жыл бұрын

I, too, watched the video.

@williamsrandomcrap1783

3 жыл бұрын

sanity -100 my brain hurts thinking about this what does he mean

@rachelle_banks

3 жыл бұрын

I was completely caught off guard with that lol.

Ryan: "No more breaks during the game, if theres a penalty they just keep going" Ryan 2: "Yeah but then the players might die from exhaustion" AFL: "AM I A JOKE TO YOU?"

@godemperorofmankind3.091

2 жыл бұрын

*First guy to play AFL* "So you've got a new sport for me?" "YES SIR I DO"

"Why would I talk??" "Why WOULDN'T you talk??" I lost my shit at this

Who else immediately feels better when they see Ryan has uploaded?

@stevescollectibles3460

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely me haha

@kg_sammich

3 жыл бұрын

I do as well

@sashathedemiroomni4146

3 жыл бұрын

Me

@judeh8929

3 жыл бұрын

@@stevescollectibles3460 Yeah me to☺️☺️☺️

@dylankahn168

3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

“Nobody wants to hear what the dancing cow has to say, they just wanna see him dance” Sounds like an incredibly deep meta analysis on today’s society

@frog7717

3 жыл бұрын

There’s some lyric like that in the song hey ya

@halcyon_echo42

3 жыл бұрын

Musicians, Athletes, models, honestly politicians are down to like single sentences that we either agree or disagree with

@silksongoutyet

3 жыл бұрын

Im14andthisisdeep

@silksongoutyet

3 жыл бұрын

@@Odin2244 amogus

@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770

3 жыл бұрын

HEY YA!!! HEY YA!!

I've binge watched far too much Ryan George this week and now I'm starting to adopt his vocabulary and mannerisms, WHOOPSIE!

@hansolo235

Жыл бұрын

That’s fine I’ve decided.

I've just imagined a stadium full of Ryan's acting the way these 2 described, lifeless and creepily quiet.... It's frightening

"Nobody wants to hear what the dancing cow has to say, they just want to see him dance." Sounds like a deep metaphor, that from now on I will use in any situation I decided.

@n1nj4l1nk

3 жыл бұрын

I think it's a commentary on a certain spreadable cheese.

@IndigoIndustrial

3 жыл бұрын

Cow is female but 'they just want to see HIM dance' is an extra layer of depth. "Watch the cows waltz, but do not listen".

@ShoulderMonster

3 жыл бұрын

@@IndigoIndustrial Pretty sure cow is unisex, hefa is a female cow. Kinda like chicken to hens and roosters.

@olgierdvoneverec4135

3 жыл бұрын

@@ShoulderMonster you know what they say, Nobody wants to hear the cow, they just want to se him dance.

@IndigoIndustrial

3 жыл бұрын

@@ShoulderMonster "Cow" is female but it can in general use refer to cattle.

"Where are your parents little guy?" "Woodchipper" That went from 0 to 100 real quick

@christianhardtofind6349

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, little kid serial killers are tight!

@omegabeast2179

3 жыл бұрын

.....where.......where exactly is the child tight? 😅😅 (Yes, I know the joke, but had to make it creepy)

@AsiaDanceScene

3 жыл бұрын

We need to have a special on that child. The first child to slaughter his parents...

“I think people would enjoy getting shot at”-Ryan George, 2021 (update: omg I did not expect this many likes)

@Marie-do1df

3 жыл бұрын

Basically America xD

@katgenn-winkler1754

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

3:10 Well, it worked for the 5 Missing Children.

@H341HER_D_K3

2 жыл бұрын

💀

@cjcatcher2334

Жыл бұрын

Yoooooooo hi

"Oh, he spoke. That's not a real cow." His perception level is over 9000! 🤣

@elianderson4990

3 жыл бұрын

how have you not left 2011

@brainsteroids8043

2 жыл бұрын

R/comedyhomicide

@zimtak6418

2 жыл бұрын

That was the funniest part for me.😂 I love when he does that, makes a joke about a joke he just did earlier.

@zimtak6418

2 жыл бұрын

@@elianderson4990 That "over 9,000" quote has been around since the 90s and in a way is timeless and only mildly died down around 2013. I don't know where you're getting 2011 from. I'll assume it's because you're young, but just old enough to think you know your internet trends history. And hey, there's nothing wrong with being stuck in the past. I'm still stuck in the early 90s. Trust me, it's better here.

@yanmorin5431

Жыл бұрын

the child know that because they have decided that real cow make the "moo" sound in another sketch.

At the mention af a child I was anxious of the "Demon Ryan Child" making an appearance

@65daysofretreat

3 жыл бұрын

Same here

@daemon2470

3 жыл бұрын

dont bring it back.

“I could dress as an animal” Are we sure that Ryan isn’t secretly James from TheOdd1sOut?

I showed this, including the ad, to my dad who's a huge sports fan. He loved it.

I feel more than targeted by the spices comment… my partner can eat EVERY spice every, and if I have mild spice that has slightly more than mild spice I have heartburn for two days.

@F0g1sC0ming

3 жыл бұрын

I’m too white to eat that much spiciness, feels bad.

@milktea6676

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh Also first furry

@perhapsadog7130

3 жыл бұрын

Same, but with my family

@judeh8929

3 жыл бұрын

This is the vibe

@baconbro6867

3 жыл бұрын

Omg OT! I never expected to hear the words of the lord from your mout- uhh, keyboard.

That “No reason” @1:30 is fucking GOLD!!! The innocence this man gets in his voice sometimes is perfect🤣🤣🤣

How did I just stumble across this now? ... As a retired animal that used to run around, you nailed it. ... ... I also wore a cup from 2006-2019, for the exactly that reason. Well done 👍.

When the conversation went into asking a child’s opinion, I was bracing myself to see the abomination that Ryan’s son is... from the first guy to ever celebrate Christmas

@jamthebear9657

3 жыл бұрын

He got sent to prison for murder and eating people

@nipunchawla

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely. disappointed

@yahalomren

3 жыл бұрын

The one with the one teeth and huge eyes? It made me nightmares

@matthewmitchell3457

3 жыл бұрын

I think he creeped himself out along with his fans and decided to discontinue that character.

@westerncivic

3 жыл бұрын

@@matthewmitchell3457 I love that character in small doses ):

"they don't want the dancing cow to talk they just want him to dance" honestly if I saw a cow busting a move I would prefer him to dance than talk

@favoritemustard3542

3 жыл бұрын

What does the cow say?

@wingnightbackwards

3 жыл бұрын

@@favoritemustard3542 who cares

@pablocastaner1933

3 жыл бұрын

Then or than?

@wingnightbackwards

3 жыл бұрын

@@pablocastaner1933 what?

@Andrethegiant2008

3 жыл бұрын

@@wingnightbackwards There's a major difference between "I'd prefer him to dance than talk" and "I'd prefer him to dance, THEN talk".

If it hasn’t already been done, I’m declaring Ryan George to be an official national treasure 😊

“Oh he can talk. That’s not a real cow. “ I died. Lol

Thank you, Mascot person. Mascot playing around is the only thing I enjoy watching during sports games.

@a_mistake7535

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@thomasgatley624

3 жыл бұрын

I like when there's a streaker and everyone laughs

@gedhead

3 жыл бұрын

@@thomasgatley624 Ok, now we must have "first guy ever to streak" from Ryan.

@maximummatt73

3 жыл бұрын

A deeply sad person

@jakeestes8871

3 жыл бұрын

ur everywhere

I so love the lines, "Why did you just happen to have that costume available?" & "You were just looking for ANY excuse to put that on, weren't you?" Spot on delivery.

years later, even after watching this 10+ times, "woodchipper" never fails to make me audibly laugh.

“I’m not changing the subject, I’m offering a solution” That was when the laughing started and never stopped...........

@AdonanS

3 жыл бұрын

"I'm not changing the subject, I'm offering you a solution.

@3ffinawesome459

3 жыл бұрын

can't even quote the thing that made you "never stop laughing" smh it's a 5 minute video but you can't be bothered to be accurate

@Jackw7645

3 жыл бұрын

@@3ffinawesome459 You don’t have to be like that. I must have made a mistake typing or autocorrect or something, anyone who looks at that knows it doesn’t make sense... I’m not completely stupid you know

@gamingpanda7516

3 жыл бұрын

Wait what did he do that’s incorrect

@Jackw7645

3 жыл бұрын

@@gamingpanda7516 I’ve already corrected it. I miss typed the quote by a mistake.

"We can also get women to dance in scantily dressed costumes." "That sounds hard." "Actually, Super easy, barely an inconvenience." "Oh really?" "Yes. We groom them in schools." "I think I need to call CPS." "No, the schools would definitely go along with it and the leader of the group would be the most popular girl in school."

@a24396

3 жыл бұрын

And this will actually be considered a sport too, I've decided.

@markmac2206

3 жыл бұрын

they'll even enjoy being thrown in the air!

@catdogmousecheese

3 жыл бұрын

My cousin actually got a sports scholarship for being a male cheerleader. It was something about they were required to have at least one male cheerleader to create diversity or something.

@reanschwarzer1382

3 жыл бұрын

Wow wow wow....Wow!

@PhrontDoor

3 жыл бұрын

Scantily clad women are TIGHT.

Thank you Ryan for not jamming ads in between the video and for that alone I let the video play the ads once it’s done.

Break in a game: happens People: you know what we need? A furry.

@nooby_noob_1387

2 жыл бұрын

Then make everyone furries and you got a furcon

The fuckin "woodchipper" absolutely destroyed me, that took an immediate turn I was not expecting.

@Exsulator2

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah what's that about again? I didn't get it Edit: quick google, woodchippers are those machines who turns solid wood into... very very tiny pieces of wood. Oh.. oh..

@Sams-xi7xf

3 жыл бұрын

@@Exsulator2 I still don't get it

@KanashiAtisuto

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sams-xi7xf Apparently, his parents are in that.

@Sams-xi7xf

3 жыл бұрын

@@KanashiAtisuto Oh Ok thanks

@BillyBob-qu1fs

3 жыл бұрын

@@KanashiAtisuto (O.o) I see what you did there

The word "Spicy" is as subjective as Ryan's way to represent a child. "What will it be today? A miniature Ryan, or a demon spawn from hell?"

@kayjacoby290

3 жыл бұрын

Why not both?

OMG. My heart needed Ryan in a cow costume! Soooo cute!!!

This doesn’t apply to British sports, we just carry on shouting Edit: Lmao wasn’t expecting this many likes, cheers

@Jebu911

3 жыл бұрын

true and beating up people for liking a different team even tho it makes no sense.

@GawrGurasBathTubPizza

3 жыл бұрын

​@@Jebu911 then flip cars and start fires/fist fights :)

@policewitness5181

3 жыл бұрын

Usually alcohol fuelled.

@AlexFlockhart

2 жыл бұрын

@@policewitness5181 Yeah let's keep pretending there is no cocaine involved.

*_"Where are your parents?"_* *_"Woodchipper"_* I see the Kings bloodthirsty son has procreated..

@Rbills02

3 жыл бұрын

That’s what happens when you let your kids watch Fargo

"Although I imagine a couple of them would be into it." LMAO.

@Visengrad

3 жыл бұрын

why is no one else commenting about this xD

I feel like Ryan had the cow onesie laying around and was waiting for a chance to share it's glory with the world!!!😂🤣😂🤣

I got my Ryan George poster, and it's super awesome!!

@Connie-sx7nz

3 жыл бұрын

I expect mine in a few days. 😊

@Connie-sx7nz

2 жыл бұрын

@Grandson Of Cherve nope. It was super easy, barely an inconvenience 😊

@LaNoir.

2 жыл бұрын

_first toxic fan ever flashbacks_

"Because no one wants to hear what the Dancing Cow has to say. They just want to see him dance." -- I work with Broadway performers and Ryan just summed up ALLLL entertainment into one Commandment.

I dont know man, I don't make the rules" "You literally do, no one has ever done this before" Lol

"Where are your parents little guy?" "Woodchipper.." ... that is terrifyingly unspecific

> Why did you have that ready to go? > No reasons! > *You were just waiting for any excuse to put that on, weren't you?*

Make “The First Guy to Ever Milk a Cow”. “Hey what’s up?” “Oh, I’m squeezing white liquid from a cow so I can drink it!”

@gotsomham

3 жыл бұрын

That would be when he makes stuff for adult swim

@dietotaku

3 жыл бұрын

feel like that's just gonna invite a lot of angry vegans into the comments yelling at everyone about how dairy is animal abuse.

@yellowmaster52

3 жыл бұрын

Have you tried it with a bull yet?

@stevenreckling203

3 жыл бұрын

It was probably something like, "I'm super hungry and that baby animal looks like it's drinking that white stuff, I wonder if it's edible"

@katerinaliskova1595

3 жыл бұрын

@@dietotaku well, dairy is abuse after all

Ryan: “Hey child” Me: 😨 Normal Ryan kid: “Yeah…” Me: 😮‍💨

@kayjacoby290

3 жыл бұрын

"Wood chipper" kid is normal to you?

@hansolo235

3 жыл бұрын

By comparison mostly.

@siddhartheaswar959

3 жыл бұрын

@@kayjacoby290 "woodchipper" kid is tight

@crimebelt

3 жыл бұрын

@@kayjacoby290 what does that mean? Wood chipper?

@lunariousmoon

3 жыл бұрын

Thank god it's not the demon kid

Dude gets me every time with the little kid, I love it!

i like how they're having a buisness meeting in the middle of a foodball field with kids walking around

The first guy to be a therapist. "I don't like being alone with my thoughts. " "Well, maybe you could have somebody listen to you, while you talk about your thoughts."

@NeoakiraIV

3 жыл бұрын

Is he saying that to himself, another Ryan, or Ryan to another Ryan that’s really Ryan in his mind cause it can get very meta in the Ryanverse

@Psusanoo

3 жыл бұрын

@@NeoakiraIV Yep and all Ryan's have Ryan's in their ryan heads. Like Inside Out with Ryans.

@cavemanlovesmoke4394

3 жыл бұрын

@@Psusanoo I love that my name is Ryan. Never had a fun name until now :D

"When there's silence, I'm left alone with my thoughts and I don't like that."

@casual7696

3 жыл бұрын

Might as well dance around and go insane

@pretends2know

3 жыл бұрын

Considering he lead with tasers as a solution, that statement checks out.

1:09 you missed a great line that could have been "that leaves me alone with my thoughts and I don't like that because they tell me to tase people"

@rerite-oy4xu

10 ай бұрын

but he prefers the taser

I'm waiting for the sequel "the second guy to ever be a mascot"

3:20 I love this entire kid part. Had me rolling. "Let's check this with a child" child appears from nowhere "Where are your parents little guy?" "Woodchipper"

"i'm not changing the subject, i'm offering you a solution" pure poetry!

Launching an Ashtray from a T-shirt canon sounds like a weapon from Fallout 4

"We can't remove all breaks and timeouts because that's when commercials play, and well money..." "Oh I do like money"

@starastro4591

3 жыл бұрын

Oohhh money is tight!

@cavemanlovesmoke4394

3 жыл бұрын

@@starastro4591 sure it is!

@nikolajbjersing4179

2 жыл бұрын

Yea, yea, yeah

"Nobody wants to hear what the dancing cow has to say, they just want to see him dance" -Joker, 2019

Most mascots were actual animals back in the day. It started with military units. Soldiers would adopt a dog or cat to keep morale up. The practice continued with American college teams and then eventually evolved into people dressing up as animals.

As somebody who has been a mascot, this is entirely spot on. Especially the “sweaty” part. Ryan, have you been a mascot? 👀

@nooby_noob_1387

2 жыл бұрын

How to get a cooling system in a fursuit without it looking out of place 1. Be proto 2. Get fan 3. Be cool and cool and hot but not hot

As a former “Botarga” I can confirm the punch in the balls 100% true.

@favoritemustard3542

3 жыл бұрын

1🤜💥💥🤛2 No more 🏀🏈⚾️ 4 u!

@YesterdaysDeadTodayOnlyExists

3 жыл бұрын

Why is that a thing?

@InsertCreativeusername_

3 жыл бұрын

@@YesterdaysDeadTodayOnlyExists for the comedy

@YesterdaysDeadTodayOnlyExists

3 жыл бұрын

Kids humour is great

@raoularmagnac2037

3 жыл бұрын

That's why mascots usually have someone walk alongside them to "escort" them. They're actually their bodyguards!

*Ryan with a fancy moustache:* "They all just sit there in silence" *Me having flash backs to chants and songs like* *_"The referee's a wanker!"_* *even during the non foot ball parts.* Uh-huh. Yeah.

@taylorjade6918

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah! I guess he doesn't watch sports much 😂

@AverateFN

3 жыл бұрын

People during England Vs Italy:

@unterdessen8822

3 жыл бұрын

Most popular chants where I come from: ''Referee, we've licked your wife and she was tasty!'' ''Referee, we know where your car is parked!''

@JSmellerM

3 жыл бұрын

I think that's more like an american sports thing where ppl need to be entertained during timeouts as there are no timeouts in our football.

@ronjones-6977

2 жыл бұрын

@@JSmellerM Just the multitude of stoppages for someone that is hurt. Oh, never mind. He doesn't seem to be hurt at all. Carry on.

🐮: Don't you wanna yell right now? 🤓: No, I still prefer Taser... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Awwww, he looks so cute in the cow costume!

"Mascots were invented when the first furry met the first coach." -Mark Twain.

@stefanwalicord2512

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@Konani_the_unicorn_queen

2 жыл бұрын

oh, so they were like, the babies of those two?

@stevenstygles255

2 жыл бұрын

Thought it was Abraham Lincoln who said that

@SnobbyBird_

2 жыл бұрын

@@stevenstygles255 I thought Sun Tzu said it

@brandoncoates1427

Жыл бұрын

When Ryan mentioned dressing up as an animal I was sure Other-Ryan was gonna say something along the lines that referred to him as a furry

“Are you not entertained!?” “Not really, no”

I remember a baseball game where one of the players dashed across the field with a fish on his heels. The fish full on tackles the player and starts to vore him. At the end two shoes come out of its gaping maw before it waddles into the abyss.

When the kid said stuff about punching him in the balls that brought back a lot of memories of me as a toddler laughing at the whimpering mascot who wasn’t allowed to talk

“They all sit there in silence staring” Ah like every kid in theaters right

OMG when the "kid" lifted the grown-man-sized fist. If I had a sip of my drink before, it would have been all over the screen

Impressive! You played the theme of the sketch into the commercial! 👍

The adstronaut is the best and most versatile mascot of all time.

I'm kinda shocked how few people are talking about the woodchipper.

@kardnails8729

3 жыл бұрын

I honestly didn't get it.

@clayflix9569

3 жыл бұрын

It’s implying his parents are in a woodchipper either from him putting them in there or by some other means. It’s supposed to be ambiguously dark and out-of-nowhere. The fact that we have to guess what the hell he meant is the joke.

@evannibbe9375

3 жыл бұрын

Most of the comments now are talking about the wood chipper

When he mentioned children, and talking to a child I panicked so bad... I thought they'd have that little guy from "The First Guy to Ever Be King"... be was scary!

Woodchipper 🤣😂🤣 I had to pause it man. That killed me

"I think what would really get this crowd going is a deeeeeeply sweaty man in an oversized costume." 😭💀

“I imagine a couple of them would be into it” Well everyone in this universe is you so… is this a roundabout confession?

@kendrajade6688

3 жыл бұрын

There are two women in the Ryan-Verse: The Princess Jasmine lady and the Marriage/Divorce video lady.

Ok i wasn't laughing at first but the; - hey child where are your parents? -wood chipper That got me 🤣