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@zacksnyder2561

3 жыл бұрын

Cool, very nice

@java_ri

3 жыл бұрын

U can’t escape the hi

@ellie4668

3 жыл бұрын

ok

@ephraim9438

3 жыл бұрын

first

@mikzqc

3 жыл бұрын

Lol nice

*Brain:* “That IS right I’ve decided!”

@thecheezyweebboy8835

3 жыл бұрын

Hello person click is stalking

@bunnettee

3 жыл бұрын

:0 one topic

@bi_beans9011

3 жыл бұрын

OT! Hi! How is it in Canada?

@keys.and.knives

3 жыл бұрын

Hey there OT!

@snailkat

3 жыл бұрын

Y e s

Well now I'm hungry for boiled bone stuff

@astrolinn

3 жыл бұрын

A verified channel with less then 100 likes and 0 comments?

@maddie3705

3 жыл бұрын

@@astrolinn well now there’s 3

@jamesmeara802

3 жыл бұрын

Why do I keep seeing you every where?

@Kattywagon29

3 жыл бұрын

I still remember the day that I found out how gummy bears were made. Waste not want not I guess. *shivers*

@ErwinPommel

3 жыл бұрын

I kinda want some of that bee regurgitation myself.

I love that in all the “First Guy” videos, the characters have an in-depth knowledge of everything but the subject

@dylansickinger545

2 жыл бұрын

@Ace Liddic well this guy didn’t seem too against the idea of dessert though

@youtubestudiosucks978

10 ай бұрын

​@@dylansickinger545a true treath to enjoy would be world peace. I'd eat anything if it made us all stop harming each other 😢

@go-away-5555

5 ай бұрын

@@youtubestudiosucks978what

@Kevin83sev

3 ай бұрын

I am your 1000th like

@user-wh6zd3bf9g

3 ай бұрын

@@Kevin83sevthanks kevin i fr forgot about this i didnt know it had 1k 😭😭

This video is highly inaccurate, no way the science guy would get bossed around, he's got the most commanding mustache in the room.

@Judge-1964

3 жыл бұрын

That’s why his family is being threatened.

@joeltheowl3299

3 жыл бұрын

@@Judge-1964 Hmm I don't know...his whole family probably has commanding mustaches aswell

@datawave_gd

2 жыл бұрын

@@joeltheowl3299 Yeah but you don't know that for sure

@joeltheowl3299

2 жыл бұрын

@@datawave_gd Well neither do you so I'm gonna need you to get ALLL the way off my back about the specifics of this joke okay?

@Interestking

2 жыл бұрын

@@joeltheowl3299 Ohhhh! Referencing a channel that Ryan makes content for is TIGHT.

First guy to sing: "I'm just going to scream random sounds, and the sound I'm making is good, I decided."

@thekodex1186

3 жыл бұрын

We need this

@PaGeez

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah we need this

@shobhitsatishd7575

3 жыл бұрын

Totally

@demagischewereldvanalexand1128

3 жыл бұрын

"With the right combination of high and low tones we release a noise that pleases the ear" (to specific?)

@God_3712

3 жыл бұрын

@@demagischewereldvanalexand1128 perfect lol

“Good brown stuff” is how I’m referring to chocolate from now on

@edcrows232

3 жыл бұрын

i think they were brownies

@CasepbX

3 жыл бұрын

As long as you call poop "bad brown stuff".

@cookiesuprememperor7763

3 жыл бұрын

@@CasepbX 😂

@billcipher826

3 жыл бұрын

@@CasepbX Who says it's bad?

@awesomeperson531

3 жыл бұрын

What's chocolate?

I'm 100% convinced that Ryan just made this video so he could eat sweets.

@krapiak

3 жыл бұрын

@@crazygamerboy-cgb8858 🖤

@jordansweet8054

2 жыл бұрын

Ah, making a whole video to justify sugar consumption is tight!

@blinday

2 жыл бұрын

@@jordansweet8054 yayaya but turns out if you eat too much you get diabetes so its not that tight "Oh, very rude"

@ThePhantomCoder

2 жыл бұрын

"Ugh, I need to make a video but I'm reaaally craving a donut - wait a second..."

@ToyotaTacomaOfficial

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah?

"How can you eat more food" "Super easy, barely an inconvenience "

@theonebman7581

2 жыл бұрын

_sigh_ If only... qwq

@DrTae233

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

I have always wanted to know what Ryan's universe was like before certain people started doing certain things.

@bkb757

3 жыл бұрын

“The first guy to do anything”

@d33p345

3 жыл бұрын

before they did anything, it was just a buncha Ryans going around saying "hi there hello"

@Cuzjudd

3 жыл бұрын

The first guy to discover that something rather than nothing was happening

@torgan

3 жыл бұрын

@@d33p345 so it was Oblivion

@novabova07

3 жыл бұрын

@@bkb757 “The first guy to do”

Me driving to work: Ryan George: hey hi, I have a new video I decided Me: guess I’m pulling over

@Cinerouquine

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAAH

@markuhler2664

3 жыл бұрын

Pull over? Should I not watch videos whole I drive?

@lightningbot85

3 жыл бұрын

69 likes i'll like in a minute when someone ruins it

@beterotato6757

3 жыл бұрын

@@markuhler2664 yes Unless of course it's a ryan george video in which all hazards magically go away while watching and driving

@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095

3 жыл бұрын

This comment makes more sense than 2020.

The bee regurgitation thing is a common misconception. Honey bees have separate 'pocket' near their mouth they carry nectar and honey in - it never enters a bee's digestive system (mouth, stomach, etc)

@flameofthephoenix8395

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, but there's a bunch of other parts of a bee's body that goes into honey making.

@scorpiusbalthazar4327

Жыл бұрын

@@flameofthephoenix8395 And it's delicious.

@flameofthephoenix8395

Жыл бұрын

@@scorpiusbalthazar4327 I suppose that's dependent on the taste of the beholder.

@scorpiusbalthazar4327

Жыл бұрын

@@flameofthephoenix8395 I can't imagine too many people exist that don't like honey

@flameofthephoenix8395

Жыл бұрын

@@scorpiusbalthazar4327 Sad then that I'm one of them. I guess that makes me weird.

Fun Fact: Honey is the only food product that will never go bad.

@theonebman7581

2 жыл бұрын

What about salt tho? Salt literally doesn't decompose or spoil under _any_ circumstances or conditions, while honey will spoil within a few months if left out in the open Plus salt is tasty, you should try a huge spoonful of that stuff! It makes your body ache in pain but I've heard it's the good kind of pain I think

@ThatGuyRNA

2 жыл бұрын

@@theonebman7581 sir you are *D E R A N G E D*

@theonebman7581

2 жыл бұрын

@@ThatGuyRNA >:3

@richardlair6981

2 жыл бұрын

FAR from the only food product. but one of them.

@petergerman3832

Жыл бұрын

@@theonebman7581 Salt is a rock

Au Natrual BABY!

@natanoj16

3 жыл бұрын

Bay bee

@Baronnax

3 жыл бұрын

That reminded me of the Adspace alien in one of his Manscaped ad reads.

@jamese9283

3 жыл бұрын

Proverbs 24:13 My son, eat thou honey, because it is good; and the honeycomb, which is sweet to thy taste.

@xadahgla

3 жыл бұрын

Alien, baby!

@frogzlover

3 жыл бұрын

@TheFluteChannel, lol I've seen you in Twoset videos

"How did you get bees to do that?" 😂😂😂😂

@raisukrusa

3 жыл бұрын

"Super easy, barely an inconvenience. They just kind of regurgitate it."

@FlowingPoints

3 жыл бұрын

Memories of the high school biology teacher lauding the benefits of bee vomit. It beats being processed at the other end, right?

@runed0s86

3 жыл бұрын

Bees go BLEEEEEGGGHHHH

@DiamondDepthYT

3 жыл бұрын

@@raisukrusa "oh- my god"

@guyinaplaguemask

3 жыл бұрын

hey, its the guy who posts Jordan Peterson content, good job dude

“Yea I had a science gu-” *BilL NyE The SiEnce Guy*

@Rainfire-forgets-to-animate

3 жыл бұрын

I n e r t i a i s a p r o p e r t y o f m a t t e r

@FredrickTheMoose2007

3 жыл бұрын

?

@DocGerbil15

3 жыл бұрын

BILL BILL BILL BILL

@Pacsma

2 жыл бұрын

*BilL NyE YoUr MoM's A GuY*

@AshenDemon

2 жыл бұрын

@@Pacsma w-wHa-At? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"They just kind of REGURGITATE it!" "Oh. Oh my go-."

@Meeskait1992

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@Redmeteor200

2 ай бұрын

Wow! You watched the video! Great job!

“I cannot stress how little that matters to this concept” is literally my go to line from here on out.

@WhyWouldiKnow-

3 жыл бұрын

Your profile picture makes me uncomfortable

@hollowtrappedinaelevator320

3 жыл бұрын

@@WhyWouldiKnow- anime but in real life

@kwilesvolleyball2028

3 жыл бұрын

@@WhyWouldiKnow- i cannot stress how little this matters to her concept

@WhyWouldiKnow-

3 жыл бұрын

@@kwilesvolleyball2028 geez you don’t have to be toxic

@kwilesvolleyball2028

3 жыл бұрын

@@WhyWouldiKnow- sorry it was a bad attempt at being funny

Every day, one out of every one Science Guy is affected by domestic abuse. Donate to your local Science Guy charity to help the cause.

@cloudypine3683

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly! Not enough people are talking about this occurrence

@ges105sb6

3 жыл бұрын

F

@Graveyardgirl33

3 жыл бұрын

I agree

@anibalgibbons8116

3 жыл бұрын

So we pay to enslabe more science guys?

@3nertia

3 жыл бұрын

@@landon8214 Nah, he'd just take a payoff from Monsanto to change his opinion on GMOs - he's also an engineer, not a scientist per se :)

“So, you have a meal for me?” “Yes sir, I do.”

@Interestking

2 жыл бұрын

So the meal starts with sweet stuff, then transitions to other sweet stuff, then ends with more sweet stuff. Ohhhh, that sounds unbalanced. Oh, it is, especially since you're supposed to eat it after you've finished a meal... Oh! But it's okay since it releases a fun chemical in your brain. You mean like drugs? Yes, exactly like drugs! But at least it has nutritional value, right? Yes. Phew. That kind of makes it a little bett- A miniscule amount that is easily outweighed by its downsides. ...Oh. Well, um, what kind of downsides does it have? Well you'll feel energetic... That's not the worst downsi- Then you'll suddenly crash and become lethargic. Oh. Yeah, and it's highly addictive too. Because of the brain chemical? Because of the brain chemical. Also it's very unhealthy due to this new thing I added called "sugar". Well can't you just remove it? But that would get rid of the fun brain chemical. Ah, understandable, brain chemicals are very fun, but won't it be hard to get people to want to eat an extremely unhealthy meal that is known to cause addiction, and all after finishing a meal? Actually it'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience. Oh really? Yeah, you see the brain chemical is so addictive that people will disregard the numerous downsides with this meal. Wow wow wow, wow. Yeah, everyone is going to love this meal! Well, I think that's a bit unrealistic. Yeah, maybe you're right. *Cut to the headline of an article covering the booming desserts industry*

@100rapids

2 жыл бұрын

@@Interestking are you on drugs

@richardlair6981

2 жыл бұрын

@@100rapids no. suger

@Interestking

2 жыл бұрын

@@100rapids Ryan George did a series known as "Pitch Meetings" for a channel called Screen Rant (they got their own channel now), and this is the same format. tl;dr Search up Pitch Meetings.

2:22 I love this line so much

I am still waiting for the day when he says: Hello I'm the Adstronaut and I'm here to talk to you about the Ad-Vengers Initiative

@peterg76yt

3 жыл бұрын

Coming soon: Ad-Vengers Pitch Meeting.

@groovemoustache

3 жыл бұрын

Will he join a team with the Adcheologist and the Adcountant?

@craycraydoggyshow5745

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, I’m Captain Ad-merica, The First Ad-Venger.

Me: *choking on a donut* Ryan: I'm calling this choking I decided

@samjackson9560

3 жыл бұрын

That’s why they have a hole

@Huss_110

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku bro I saw u on another video just stfu bro

@Ty-vj4wg

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfrikuYou are everywhere? Do think people give a shit or will sub to you?

@Felixr2

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ty-vj4wg A word of advice. Do not comment on people like that. It's exactly what they want, as it only makes their shameless plugs easier to find. Instead, report them as undesirable commercial content or spam.

@Ty-vj4wg

3 жыл бұрын

@@Felixr2 No, they don’t respond anyway so it really shouldn’t matter. This best thing to do is write a comment that will make them feel like shit. That way, they might not do this again.

Has anyone else realized that Ryan has basically made a career out of being Captain Obvious? XD

@gm2407

3 жыл бұрын

Now that he has shown it was a viable career path its so obviously "super easy barely an inconvenience"

@shaereub4450

3 жыл бұрын

And talking to himself.

@ImperialWarrior6490

2 жыл бұрын

OH, being Captain Obvious is TIGHT!

@iyziejane

2 жыл бұрын

Pointing out truths that people don't usually think about is one of the main things comedians do

I think my favourite thing he does is the little stuttering interruption he does to his own sentence lol it makes the conversations feel real 😏

This feels more like: "The First Guy to Ever Discover Sugar"

@nicholaskinkaid

3 жыл бұрын

The more I think about it, the more this looks like the origin story of a villain. His name would most likely be 'Diabeto'.

@aidanmattys7488

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicholaskinkaid Are ya thinking what I'm thinking, massive?

@presidentcademitchell2062

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicholaskinkaid I wonder how he could be defeated...

@IottiPH

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicholaskinkaid "Diabeto" damn smooth

@FixerUK

3 жыл бұрын

@@presidentcademitchell2062 He can be defeated by the mystic far eastern art of In Su Lin.

Sugar: **exists** Eyes: "I feel like I don't need to blink anymore."

@metazoxan2

3 жыл бұрын

Actually Sugar Rush is a myth partially supported by a placebo effect. Your body does not in anyway attempt to burn excess sugar energy ... it just stores it which is why it makes you fat in the first place.

@supremelordoftheuniverse5449

3 жыл бұрын

@@metazoxan2 plus, even as the myths lore goes, it’s not enough for sugar to exist to cause the alleged rush, you need to actually eat it

@theglueperson7849

3 жыл бұрын

It’s sugar not cocaine

@benjaminlewis2910

3 жыл бұрын

The only white powder that gives you energy is actually illegal. (Coke. I'm talking about coke.)

@sradd7471

3 жыл бұрын

Made the likes 888

*"I cannot stress how little that matters to this concept."* I gotta start using that.

“Wow, that was a tasty- I enjoyed the food” Ryan George 2020

It’s pretty good despite the bone, thing?

@chefjamesmacinnis

3 жыл бұрын

I made jello from scratch before. I boiled down 10 lbs of chicken feet

@Jojozilla426

3 жыл бұрын

@@chefjamesmacinnis good for you

@matias5817

3 жыл бұрын

That's what she said

@brucebaker810

3 жыл бұрын

@@chefjamesmacinnis And you scratched yourself with the chicken feet?

@myfirstday2562

3 жыл бұрын

@@chefjamesmacinnis How much gelatin you get from 10lbs?

"Food goes to the stomach, but dessert goes to the heart." Literally.

@erufailon4723

3 жыл бұрын

And it can cause some pretty nasty stuff while it's there, that's not nice at all

@chinnidiwakar

3 жыл бұрын

I think that's why too sugar can make your heart stop

@brucebaker810

3 жыл бұрын

and thighs

@santiagoorgeira9142

3 жыл бұрын

jsjejajajajajajajsjjJajajajajajaj

@peterg76yt

3 жыл бұрын

Technically coronary artery, but close enough.

I love how Ryan's eyes don't blink purposely each time he eats a new thing to fit with what he says about not needing too. So good.

I love how he explains his sponsors in a fun way so that I am actually willing to watch them

R1: But I'm full. R2: I cannot stress how little that matters to that concept. Great video!

@glacieractivity

3 жыл бұрын

And now I really want something made out of a mixture of sugar, glucose syrup, starch, flavouring, food colouring, citric acid, and gelatin - also called gummy bears. But then I made a backflip and remembered that I have hidden a box of Anton Berg chocolate filled with marzipan and plum soaked in Madeira. My brain-chemicals are crazy happy right now.

@SPFLDAngler

3 жыл бұрын

I still can't comprehend how people get quotes wrong from KZread videos.. I bring it up every time, you can replay it as many times as you want to hear what is said and yet people still just write whatever they thought they heard one time... Just shouldn't happen.

@SPFLDAngler

3 жыл бұрын

@@glacieractivity you made a backflip?.... how do you "make" a backflip?...

@rachelppython

3 жыл бұрын

@@SPFLDAngler You remove the head, limbs, and front of a body and then you preserve the remaining part in formalin or another fixative solution and then you flip it.

"So he's the one who started it all? I'm going to sue him too!" - Barry B. Benson

@maximummatt73

3 жыл бұрын

Seinfeld bees are TIGHT

@andrewwrong1094

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah yeah

Watching this while eating sweet stuff is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

@bendyboy7179

Жыл бұрын

Same

"uh that's so good, what is it?" - "bee vomit"

@theonebman7581

2 жыл бұрын

Oh let's not get started on alcohol and baked goods-

@MV96_

2 жыл бұрын

Well, it doesn’t really come from the stomach, but a second sack that adds enzymes to turn the nectar into honey. They use their mouth to regurgitate it, though.

“Oh your gonna like this a lot I thought we could call it good brown stuff” -A man with great tastes in names

@Jojo-on7pk

3 жыл бұрын

I think the world would be a much better place if everything had logical names like that

@RossM3838

3 жыл бұрын

So get off my back about it. All the way off.

@gnarly.bulblax

3 жыл бұрын

And great taste in sweets

@baronvonbrunn8596

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jojo-on7pk Right person-responding-to-other-person-saying-things-about-youtube-video?

@isaaclyman3116

3 жыл бұрын

To distinguish it from bad brown stuff, very logical

“So why do these one have holes?” “Well I thought we could just sell those separately.” “We’re selling these now?” “Yeah yeah yeah.”

@Jordan-vc4cn

3 жыл бұрын

"So, you're taking a perfectly good finished product, just taking a piece out of it for no practical reason just so you can charge people more money for that piece that should have already been included in their original purchase?" "Yeahyeahyeah!" "Hmm..." *1 hour later* "So, you have a business model for me?" "Yes, sir, I do! It's called DLC!"

@steelbear2063

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, EA donuts

@glitch364

3 жыл бұрын

Timbits?

@Bubaiel

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jordan-vc4cn um actually donuts have holes in them so that the inside can cook as evenly as the outside

@Bubaiel

3 жыл бұрын

@Justin Bright how is that a whoosh I knew that he was joking

0:40 I'm pretty confident the brain is just another Ryan.

@Ultra_Blader

Жыл бұрын

What are you talking about? It is

@ArakkoaChronicles

15 күн бұрын

I half expected Ryan with a brain-shaped hat to pop up. Guess he couldn't find a hat like that, lol.

The "hi there hello" sign in the back is a great detail

“Ya know despite having that information I still would like to eat a lot of it.” I feel attacked

@iambicpentakill

5 ай бұрын

Good old addiction

Science guy: "This is no joke he threatend my family for animal skin"

@alvallac2171

3 жыл бұрын

*joke. He *threatened *skin."

@AhsimNreiziev

Жыл бұрын

@@alvallac2171 Nobody likes Grammar Nazis.

I love the sign in the background that says 'Hi there hello'

This guy makes my days better

Why when he said “Wacky Science Guy” Bill Nye popped into my head

@FreakyFandomFun

3 жыл бұрын

Literally same tho...I half expected to see Bill Nye jus appear there...😂😂😂

@veganfails5397

3 жыл бұрын

because you forgot about "Beakman's World"

@nekomajinc335

3 жыл бұрын

The Wacky Science Guy looked exactly like I thought he would. Fake moustache and all.

@grunklesam787

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@dafuqisdis6008

3 жыл бұрын

RIP Bill Nye 🙏 😢

Wacky science guy: He threatened my family you gotta help me People in the Ryan world: woah that is wacky science guy

@generalharness8266

3 жыл бұрын

They only just had a person rob a bank give them time to catch on that bad things happen.

@horseoperamarker

3 жыл бұрын

@@generalharness8266 lol

@randomblondedude

3 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one that likes the AHHH he does

@sircommenter5490

3 жыл бұрын

@@randomblondedude evrybody likes that

@beruku_scott5154

2 жыл бұрын

Ryan I feel like I don't understand this I decided

His face at the end shows WAY TOO MUCH EMOTION

Scientist: help this guy is insane and I'm in his basement making weird chewy things

In the Netherlands: "What if we kept eating, but just cheese?"

@brucebaker810

3 жыл бұрын

"You meunster!"

@TheNightSpy

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds gouda to me

@brucebaker810

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheNightSpy We make the same edam jokes every time cheese comes up. I'd lacto think we're cheddar than that.

@Devilsprodigy99

3 жыл бұрын

@@brucebaker810 That comment was nothing but net. *swiss*

@brucebaker810

3 жыл бұрын

@@Devilsprodigy99 I am one hoopy Frood. I am a guy who knows where his cheesecloth is at. I am the very model of the Baller Emanthaler. I camembert, I saw, Icon curd.

My favorite concept of the Ryanverse here is that all these Ryan-clones are the last vestiges of humanity, somehow all other humans died out and Ryans are trying to figure out the old human society. that’s why it all feels so arbitrary and disjointed, but they have a technology greater than their ability to understand it

@ToyotaTacomaOfficial

2 жыл бұрын

This just got dark

@Idontwantahandle11

2 жыл бұрын

Woah that's wacky, wacky like a SCIENCE GUY

@Idontwantahandle11

2 жыл бұрын

@@szymonanonim7214 Well that doesn't mean we can't have fun with it

@Idontwantahandle11

2 жыл бұрын

@@szymonanonim7214 Gosh your right, I just blinked and now it's 8 pm!

@HilaryPea

Жыл бұрын

That is genius! And it explains Everything! Similar to the concept of the abandoned children and the technology they are surrounded with in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.

I think my favourite comedic touch he does is the little stumbling, self-interruption thing. It’s real feeling haha

I watched all the Pitch Meetings and was sad 😢 Then I found these! YAAAAAY!

"so what's this stuff called?" "ice cream" "that sounds quite healthy actually - there's not a lot of sugar in ice OR cream" "oh no, there's a TON of sugar in there too. And then maybe we'll cover it in chocolate and a syrup that's really just concentrated sugar stuff... but with strawberry flavouring!"

@theblindguy9623

3 жыл бұрын

"So how did you get this" Cow sweating in the backround

@demagischewereldvanalexand1128

3 жыл бұрын

@@theblindguy9623 "How did you get cows to make this?!"

@hithere4350

3 жыл бұрын

@@demagischewereldvanalexand1128 “so basically i went under it-“

@lumpstergash

3 жыл бұрын

"it also has beaver butt..." "Oh my God." "Isn't that right scientist?" "Please let me out" "I do not want to eat that. Anything else that doesn't contain beaver butt and pig skin?"

@jackwils3857

3 жыл бұрын

"I figured we could call this one ice cream" "but why though" "Why what?" "That sounds horrifying naming a sweet food I scream people are gonna think it causes extreme pain for them to eat" "Well no actually it's ICE...CREAM, but yeah no it'll hurt like he'll if you have more than a mouthful at a time a sharp jolt of cold in your head. But it won't make you scream so much of a yell in agony but it'll pass pretty quickly so it's all good"

The first guy to ever use transport. The first guy to ever make electricity.

@ThePkmnYPerson

3 жыл бұрын

I wanna see him make "First guy to ever hang a mistletoe."

@tallymark2417

3 жыл бұрын

He will have to dress as Benjamin Franklin.

@testing119

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, The second one would be shocking!

@Corusame

3 жыл бұрын

First guy to milk a cow 🐄 😳

@BrianStringham4761

3 жыл бұрын

The first guy to ever study with and become a Jehovah's Witness.

2:33 bones and ligma, too.

@Im_tiredboi

Жыл бұрын

Ligma balls

the first guy to sing:"im just going to scream random sounds and I have decided they sound good"

"I can not stress how little that matters to this concept"- basically everyone in the Ryanverse

"The First Person to open a Daycare" would be funny as hell

@c.i.t.yenglish

3 жыл бұрын

There would be so many baby Ryans in that one. I know they're monstrous, but I think baby Ryans are cute

@Chrollo23

3 жыл бұрын

“Excuse me, sir? Can you pay me to take your child?”

@yashivarma8512

3 жыл бұрын

Give me your children for the workday please Oh and also some money would be nice

@KillerCaitie

3 жыл бұрын

@@c.i.t.yenglish I am so glad you said "cute" instead of "tight" ngl.

@Thegaminglechonk

3 жыл бұрын

@@KillerCaitie he should have though

the sound the science guy makes after the guy says "that was pretty whacky" is literally a mood

"Wow what is this sweet stuff?" "Ah yeah you know... puke"

@MV96_

2 жыл бұрын

“Except it comes from a second sack bees exclusively use to make it.”

Oh threatening a scientist’s life and family to make candy is TIGHT

@jaclynstoll8669

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it was also super easy barely an inconvenience

@rachelppython

3 жыл бұрын

And doughnuts!

“Isn’t that right brain?” 🧠-Yes

@Sagitta62

3 жыл бұрын

Brain: "Eat more of the Good Brown Stuff"

@luuketaylor

3 жыл бұрын

Left brain: am I a joke to you?

@ic7saysglazersout176

3 жыл бұрын

@@luuketaylor Your comedy gold, sir 🏅

The book at the back is such a nice detail!!

“It must be pretty difficult to keep eating since I’m full.” “It’s actually super easy, barely an inconvenience!”

@abdulrahmanalhamali1707

3 жыл бұрын

- oh really? - yes! Just put sugar in the food - wow wow wow

@IsaacHND

3 жыл бұрын

This food I'm eating with sugar is *T I G H T*

"So, you have a sweet food for me?" "Yes sir I do"

@my3dviews

3 жыл бұрын

Sweet food is tight.

@Ender11037

3 жыл бұрын

"But isn't this hard to make?" "No, it's actually pretty easy, barely an inconvenience."

@thekodex1186

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ender11037 Wow wow wow wow!

@LilithQuigley

3 жыл бұрын

"Yeah but these products are gonna probably kill a lot of people." "Oh, whoops!" "Whoopsie!"

@demagischewereldvanalexand1128

3 жыл бұрын

"It's called ice cream" "i scream?" "No ice cream" "doesn't sound like good marketing" "well, debatable"

Lol 😂😂 "You cant frolic in boots" Sir, you cant. I skip, dance, work and play in my Muck boots

Ryan: So the majority of both of my channels is me saying weird stuff to myself Also Ryan: Saying weird stuff to yourself is TIGHT

"Despite having that information now, I would still like to eat a lot of it." This couldn't sum up my relationship with food better.

"How'd you get bees to make this stuff?" "Well they just kind of regurgitated" "Welp, I'm out"

@zephyrerazortail5478

3 жыл бұрын

If he's out, I'm in.

@samuelontiveroscabrera2941

3 жыл бұрын

@@AvenFurness Well if he's out I'm out

@pvshka

3 жыл бұрын

@@samuelontiveroscabrera2941 well if you're out, I'm in

@wbennin

3 жыл бұрын

If he's out, in out too

@propheinx2250

3 жыл бұрын

@@pvshka you son of a gun. I'm in.

This is one of my favorite sketches. Great job on this.

"How did you get the bees to do that?" "Super easy. Barely an inconvenience."

"Is hard to get diabetes after eating this desert" "actually its super easy barely an inconvenience"

@maximummatt73

3 жыл бұрын

Wow wow wow Wow

@tracks6984

3 жыл бұрын

I need to know where this reference comes from

@anasofiaruizgallego895

3 жыл бұрын

@@tracks6984 Pleaaasee,me too!

@augustisalittleman

3 жыл бұрын

@@anasofiaruizgallego895 it's from pitch meeting on screenrant

@anasofiaruizgallego895

3 жыл бұрын

@@augustisalittleman THANK YOU

“He threatened my family!” “Wow he is wacky” “We’ve all seen baby Ryan he’d have to be crazy to like him”

SO FLUFFING WHOLESOME

"Vessi's are a perfect gift for you or a loved one, especially during the *wet season* " But I'm in Oregon, so especially during the *entire year*

1:10 - this "wooow" reminds me so much of charlie the unicorn haha

@Gopo.

3 жыл бұрын

How does this 600k subscribers dude have no replies and one like?

@robloxtipshelper

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gopo. 🤷‍♂️

@pizzariya544

3 жыл бұрын

I honestly don’t know, well lucky for me to be the third reply

@opedromagico

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gopo. being verified and having lots of subs don't guarantee comment likes and answers! Most videos top comments aren't even from verified people. I guess it does help the algorithm, but at the end of the day what counts is how good your comment is (relatable, smart, funny, etc). This comment is very niche so I didn't expect to get many likes, after all, I'm citing a youtube video from 12 years ago

@Gopo.

3 жыл бұрын

@@opedromagico yea but once I saw some verified say hi and they usually get loads of likes, either they got 5000+.. Top comments are usually verified people and sometimes normal people. So I was expecting a little more likes

Theory confirmed Ryan just did this video to eat a free desert

@Jpeg.g

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah he used it to buy $100 of candies as a tax write off

@thegreatestchigone5813

3 жыл бұрын

@@LucyWest370 just what I thought

@zandermeyers1236

3 жыл бұрын

To have a tax write off for donuts

@abdulrahmanalhamali1707

3 жыл бұрын

Ryan's girlfriend: stop eating sweets! Ryan: it's for a video I'm shooting I decided Gf: well OK then!

The signature “OH, my god”

My life in a couple of words “this seems problematic!”.

@_JD_Heart_

2 жыл бұрын

*insert big red flag parade from Alex Meyers here*

The first guy to ever get ripped wishes he could eat that

@mandarinablue8438

3 жыл бұрын

Oof for the ripped guy

I love how the wacky science guy put a fake mustache on top of his real mustache.

@eugenio027

3 жыл бұрын

It's how you know he is important

HelloRyan you are one of my favorite KZreadrs my dad recently passed away so I watch you in replace of him

I love how the video is 4:20 minutes and we are talking about dopamine.

“I cannot stress how little that matters to this concept.” 😭😂😂

*kicking water and splashing* Me: you know....you know there’s a giant hole in the top of the shoe for water to go in, right?

@brucebaker810

3 жыл бұрын

Each shoe can hold one foot of water.

@EnnaOjala

3 жыл бұрын

@@brucebaker810 *Flip-flops entered the chat*

@randompensamientos9802

3 жыл бұрын

Haha I forgot I said this

That “OH MY GOD” at the end was on point lmfao XD

Brain: I don't want to blink anymore I decided.

First guy to eat soup. ‘It’s like regular food, but it’s half digested already.”

@brucebaker810

3 жыл бұрын

I took food and dilluted it.

They poke holes in doughnuts, bagels and life savers to use less material for the same diameter. It's an alternative method to using 50% baking powder in all the baked goods in order to literally inflate their size but not the mass. Deception is TIGHT!

Ryan is the only person who can make ads fun

"He threatened my family, you've gotta help me!" "Whoa...... that was pretty wacky." This is the content I come for 😂😂😂

Then the Science Guy did a back flip snapped the Crazy Guy's neck and saved the day.

@grumpy9721

3 жыл бұрын

... and his family!😄

@sleepysera

3 жыл бұрын

No sweets is not a saved day in my reality.

@billskinner7670

3 жыл бұрын

Oh. Please let that be true!

I love the wacky science guy and want to see more of his/her(never know in the Ryan verse) wacky antics.

I laughed out loud at "good brown stuff"

Best part is when his mustache on top of his mustache starts to fall off

How come the sciene guy has been kept hostage when he has the most commanding moustache in the room

I’ve watched this like a hundred times, and I only just noticed the “hi there hello” sign. 🤣

The amount of detail in these is incredible!

"I cannot stress how little that matters to this concept." That's actually true. For some reason, sugar basically suppresses the 'full' signal in the brain. Humans basically are telling the truth when they say they have a second stomach for dessert.

@181cameron

3 жыл бұрын

I'll ask my brain

@annistar9693

3 жыл бұрын

keep in mind I'm not a scientist but in my pleb opinion I have to wonder if it's either due to sugar's addictive quality or due to the fact sugars and simple carbohydrates are more "rewarding" for being easy energy in case you need to book it from a lion or bear or something.

@mooseratb6304

3 жыл бұрын

Cool, ummmmm... Ok, ima leave now, bye

@alticiaecloaksdaggers8379

3 жыл бұрын

@@leeroyjenkins0 I needed to save this comment, sorry about the notification.

@scrotymcboogerballs6756

3 жыл бұрын

Huh, i was always wondering why I feel less full after I started eating snacks after dinner. That explains it , thanks!