Still can’t believe that they made an exorcist film where evil wins. William Peter Blatty made it blatantly clear that in his novels that evil was prevalent, but good will work itself out in the end. End an Exorcist film on the demon successfully dragging a child’s soul to hell is the biggest fuck you to Blatty’s writings.

@jermbonotrombone

4 ай бұрын

I think it’s that people in general have become so jaded and cynical and nihilistic that they think good prevailing is unrealistic.

@DisDatK9

4 ай бұрын

Thats what always made me laugh whenever people say stuff like "I can't read/watch The Exorcist! Its satanic!" Like The Exorcist and Legion (the sequel that the Exorcist 3 film is based on) are very Pro-God. The entire point of his books is that no matter the evil that prevails from satan it is no match for Gods will. I hate that Blatty's work is so marred from the religious community, where if they actually put their bias aside and actually read it they would see its the polar opposite of what they think (and this is from me, a believer.)

@wearetheiam4720

Ай бұрын

Sounds more like Sam Raimi. 😂

David Gordon Green has had one of the strangest directorial careers. He’s all over the map. From being hailed as the next Terrance Malick to stoner comedies to this. Bizarre.

@amcdavey

5 ай бұрын

I literally asked him at Comic Con 2008 what was it like to go from indie dramas to stoner action, and he didn’t even answer me, so who knows?

@vincenttapia2037

5 ай бұрын

​@@amcdavey could be jus because he did for money. But, then that raises the question: why not do these commercial hits (except Exorcist), be financially safe with residuals, and return to dramas.

@anubusx

5 ай бұрын

Prey sucked.

@magicalex95

5 ай бұрын

​@anubusx it doesn't but okay I guess.

@UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXg

5 ай бұрын

​@@anubusx Give me rent.

William Peter Blatty is, indeed, spinning his head 360 degrees in his grave.

Not even the haunted house at the theme park was worth it

@emilylouwho8289

5 ай бұрын

Agreed! It was just overly gross for no reason and had like no scare actors. The only cool part was the room that had one of the girls floating and the red glowing floor

@doctorslept

5 ай бұрын

I didn’t get to go last year but all of my friends who did go said that it was the worst house

@pikapanda577

5 ай бұрын

@@doctorslept I had high expectations cuz I was told it was the scariest house in the park and it was quite the opposite

@emilylouwho8289

5 ай бұрын

@@pikapanda577 Blood Moon was my favorite of the year tbh

@emilylouwho8289

5 ай бұрын

@@doctorslept Stranger Things was arguably the worst. Most of the scares were just the good characters yelping lines at you. It also looked the most like sets in a sound stage which Universal is usually able to avoid

Definitely weird to see the Excorcist trying to market towards Imagine Dragons fans with this new title

@Neogeddon

5 ай бұрын

Imagine Dragons has fans?

@xXMapleVodkaXx

Ай бұрын

​@@Neogeddonthey did a little over a decade ago, but then a great cataclysm occurred: the fans graduated out of middle school

Killer opening line

Stripping Christianity out of The Exorcist was the wildest move

@benkersten1705

5 ай бұрын

For me it would have been interesting if they could pick one religion to focus on instead going all “Avengers assemble!”

@one_man_community

5 ай бұрын

I think people misunderstand it. There's actually a very pronounced Catholic agenda in the details. The Priest who died, performing the Exorcism. Wasn't ordained by the Vatican to perform the Exorcism. Broke his oath. My first impression, this being the leading reason for the failure of the exorcism (a girl died) and cause of his death.

@luiginastro8831

5 ай бұрын

Don't wanna offend anyone!

@KaoticReach1999

5 ай бұрын

I guess they had to, the professionally offended and insecure could of gotten offended! They even had the patriarchy line that craps all over the actually good movies! Annnnd it still failed

@EpicCoolGuy21

5 ай бұрын

@@benkersten1705Reminds me of the South Park episode with the league of religious figureheads

The patriarchy line in this really irritated me, since the two fucking priests that saved her daughter literally gave their lives to save her, and Damian was the only person that actually helped her.

@hydra7427

5 ай бұрын

That's cool, but what have those priests done for her lately?

@acmartialarts2227

5 ай бұрын

@@hydra7427molest children

@aaronjustice2566

5 ай бұрын

It was woke trash. Same with the new Evil Dead. The black photographer being uncomfortable by photographing a normal happy white family wasn't subtle.

@gghhyo5799

5 ай бұрын

​@@aaronjustice2566what does woke mean?

@m3gAnac0nda

5 ай бұрын

​@@aaronjustice2566what is woke?

when the Gulag plot line is more intriguing than anything Believer did

Exorcist 3 is the true Exorcist 2 and the only Exorcist sequel that exists in my opinion.

@Fluoride_Jones

5 ай бұрын

Too bad it wasn't the direct sequel to the original film as I think it would have much more deserved praise heaped on it.

@godzillasimp

5 ай бұрын

You don't exist in my opinion

@ND-nr6mx

5 ай бұрын

​@@godzillasimpSolipsist arguing with themself on KZread comments

@AwesometownUSA

5 ай бұрын

3 is my favorite one

God is so loving and powerful! Hard cut to the scene of that child being sent to hell

@NeverSaySandwich1

5 ай бұрын

God loves you ❤️

@acmartialarts2227

5 ай бұрын

God don’t love ugly

@ND-nr6mx

5 ай бұрын

God loves you so much that he'll torture you until the end of time if you ever dare cross him! 😇🤗

@AbsentMinded619

4 ай бұрын

Jesus’ word for Hell was the word for a refuse fire constantly burning unclean waste outside of Jerusalem. If you reject God’s forgiveness and God Himself you just end up with the antithesis of His character forever. That’s just natural consequences of a person’s own choices.

@xXMapleVodkaXx

Ай бұрын

It's the god of war. All the different desert peoples named the abrahamic God after their previous gods of War. El, Ashur, etc. Three armies, each constantly killing each other. He shall be fed.

I never been so bored by horror editing, literally nothing scary happened at all, I wasn't even shocked or surprised, there was nothing.

lmao at 4:07 when the father says he chooses his daughter it looks like hes smiling and laughing. like he knows whats about to happen.

I wish RTMM would put out more reviews. He has a take unlike any others.

@CalebWinfield-pg5bl

5 ай бұрын

He's also gay

@upliftstv

4 ай бұрын

He reminds me a lot of RLM. Which is an incredible compliment lol.

@BulletToothboo

4 ай бұрын

@upliftstv personal favorite was when he reviewed "Bye-bye man" and ranted about the ridiculous title. 😀

The Evil Dead franchise is probably the only safe "reboot/ remake"

@WAZA___

5 ай бұрын

All reboots are a load of sh*t! Movies don't need to be rebooted or remade.

@dylanmonstrum1538

5 ай бұрын

God I hope you're joking. Shit wa cringe, woke garbage.

@auriculus3058

4 ай бұрын

​@@WAZA___The Thing (1982), The Fly (1986), Cape Fear (1991) and Suspiria (2018) would like to have a word with you

@pokehybridtrainer

4 ай бұрын

I've heard nothing but good things with the new Suspiria.

Exorcist III is surprisingly good. Has the best jump scare ever.

@puffd4nny

5 ай бұрын

I saw RedLetterMedia's re:view of it and watched it after. Totally agree. It's really damn good.

@ashleybrooke2087

5 ай бұрын

Brad Dourif shows up to work regardless of how silly the project is. Like in Body Parts or Death Machine or the various Child's Play sequels of debatable quality (mileage may vary depending on which ones people personally liked).

@MrStath1986

5 ай бұрын

@@ashleybrooke2087 This doesn't dispel the fact that Exorcist III is actually incredibly good for what it is, having followed the second film.

@Fluoride_Jones

5 ай бұрын

It's my personal favorite in the franchise, and I consider it to be one of the best horror sequels of all time, if not the best. Stupidly underrated.

@ashleybrooke2087

5 ай бұрын

@@MrStath1986 I'm not really a fan of any of them myself so I place some faith in the consensus of those that are as to which ones are worse than others and I've yet to see a positive review for Believer. It's kind of special to see so many people agree that something is terrible.

Loud. Noises.

They made the girls look like chucky dolls.

@wesjall

5 ай бұрын

Holy shit, THANK YOU. I’ve been trying to pin point what the fuck they remind me of, and I’m PRETTY sure that’s it.

@maskoolio5824

5 ай бұрын

@@wesjall yeah it's the foreheads, I think. Weird choice to give them like chubby face prosthetics.

@P-P-Panda

5 ай бұрын

@@maskoolio5824maybe the idea was to make them look bloated like a corpse in water?? Idk 💀

@maskoolio5824

5 ай бұрын

@@P-P-Panda It's as good an explanation as any. Maybe being possessed adds a few pounds. Makes you bloated. Gassy too, maybe. Terrible for your pores. Who knows.

@luiginastro8831

5 ай бұрын

Oh God, yeah! I totally see that

Just when David Gordon Green was heaving a sigh of relief, thinking people were beginning to forget his film, in comes the world's greatest critic on a wrecking ball to open old wounds and piss on them directly.

Thank you for the time and effort you always put into your content, you’ve inspired me for years! cheers :)

I was just disappointed that I misheard the original announcement as The Exorcist: Belieber & felt it was about ten years too late.

The red flags were there - ever since Green's interview with Joe Bob Briggs on his 2021 Halloween Hoedown special. Pretty much everything that I was afraid of happened. Friedkin gave us a documentary-esque film with real locations... Green took us back to Haddonfield.

i miss you ralph, you’re one youtuber i can rewatch every video and it still feels like it’s the first time. thanks for being silly ralph, and for a being a closeted homosexual

I highly recommend checking out Exorcist III. It's one of the best horror films IMO, it's in my top 5 anyway. I actually like it more than the first one. William Peter Blatty wrote the first Exorcist, and wrote and directed Exorcist III. George C Scott and Brad Dourif are great in it. Just pretend Exorcist II doesn't exist.

@Fluoride_Jones

5 ай бұрын

I wholeheartedly agree. I like the 3rd film more than the 1st, which is obviously fantastic, and think it's quite possibly the best horror sequel of all time.

Ralph saying "alright bye-bye take care" is the nicest I've ever seen him in all the years I've been watching him😭

At least this film bombed. And hard aswell

Ralph is the only KZreadr whose long absence upsets me. The withdraw is intense! I missed you!

I was just rewatching reviews of yours! Great timing lol

love ur videos as always ralph!

great to see another video. top tier man, you're killing it

ralph you kick ass! love the reviews

I throw a small party every time rtmm uploads

Always nice too see an upload take it easy ralph :)

Evil dies tonight!

@defenderofminorities3056

5 ай бұрын

LETTTT HIMMM BURRRNNNN LEEETT HIM BURRRNNNN

yooooo good to see you back

RTMM released a video and it’s not even my birfdey! We love you, ralphie.

What happened to this channel? I remember it was really big back in the 2016 glory days of youtube, it got like 500k+ views a video. Now this channel barely cracks 100k, can anybody update me ? Kind of curious why all of old youtube seems dead in the water

@greyfells2829

5 ай бұрын

Probably a combination of algorithm changes, and Ralph losing interest.

Thanks for the video, Ralph! Could you....do some more soon? I really dig these and appreciate the time you put in.

always love when ralph talks to ralph in these

The Exorcist: Believer is so bad, it made me appreciate Exorcist II: The Heretic a little bit more.

@stefanpoirier6810

5 ай бұрын

That film even at least had a memorable score like the first film. Heck I even remember Exorcist 3's score pretty well.

Nice to see your content popping up on my feed!

exorcist 3 can get messy at some points but is overall an excellent film!!

missed you, ralph :)

Of course it was a happy ending twist, we all thought the white girl might have survived but instead the black girl did. What a relief.

@tobin2.0

4 ай бұрын

If the white girl was Jewish you bet your ass the black girl would've been offed asap

Great! A new Ralph video! Think I'll watch the Bigfoot Ghost Hunters videos afterward.

Thanks Ralph 👍

Thanks for the video Ralphie boy

This review was cathartic for me… exorcizing all my negative emotions at the permanent loss of time I endured watching this in the theater… thanks so much! 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽

Oh no I can't believe you're stuck in a gulag. I kinda miss when KZread reviewers would do skits and stories. Even Half in the Bag, which was a sitcom/review show for years, has almost phased it out entirely.

@Joeysaladslover

5 ай бұрын

I’m pretty sure they started getting phased out when KZread started letting creators see the most skipped sections and stuff like that, a lot of people including me usually find them a bit boring

@seamusthatsthedog4819

4 ай бұрын

They were awful back in 2004 and they're still awful today

Go watch Exorcist III Ralph. It's really good. Heck, maybe talk about it on the podcast!

@_Jay_Maker_

5 ай бұрын

I'm not even a fan of these movies, but Exorcist III is an amazing film just from a drama and acting standpoint. Everyone in it is amazing. And the hallway scene!

You're the best KZreadr ever

Good to see you, Ralph!

Rizz The Moist Maker

WATCH EXORCIST 3! Extremely underrated

ah I miss good ol' rtmm vitriol. Man, Ralph, I hope you upload some more scathing reviews soon ❤

Ralph must’ve had some good love making with Adam now that he’s back and less depressed

hi ralph, keep up the good videos man. ❤

thanks

I hope there is another RMM review soon, I need to know what happens next time

Highly recommend checking out The Exorcist 3.

I am still mind blown at the fact that Universal spent $400 Million on the rights. Amazon didn't even throw that much money down for Lord of the fucking Rings!!! ($200 million for the rights I do believe) That's $400 Million that could have gone to the affordable housing developments or something like that!!! That's one hell of a fucking gambling addiction if I've ever seen one.

this is the first video to pop up in my sub feed of urs in like a year just checked ur channel to see if i'd missed anything and theres like 15 videos that I havent seen just because they havent been in my sub feed, anyone know why that is?

I only laughed when the priest died , a character that doesn’t matter since he wasn’t a main character. Wasn’t scared, worried or shocked.

Was this a secret Prisoners review, I'm down, Prisoners was awesome!

Missed you g

ralph, if you dont prove that you can even grow a mustache, i dont think its going to work out between us

Part 3 is amazing

I love RTMM I wish he did more reviews

We desperately need a RTMM x RLM crossover episode. I would kill to see Ralph on BotW lol

I wish Charles Styles, Mystery Diners, would direct an Exorcist film. About how a demon possesses a restaurant and gets tea, and it's up to Charles Styles, Mystery Diners, to save the day from the evil demon using drones and take back tea.

I loved when linda blair said "were gonna need a bigger exorcist"

Why would a demon put the marking of the Cross of St. Peter on their foreheads? These writers don't even understand theology

Guess i check up Prisoners, thx Ralph :)

dude, definitely watch exorcist 3 if you get a chance, it’s actually good!

Exorcist III is excellent, you should definitely watch it.

At least there's plenty of lists of priests that you can find to cut down your -run-time- search time.

This is a good recent review I hope you’re doing great.

We miss you ralphord

come back to the podcast Ralph we miss you

8:36 - The Blu-ray's placement, lol

perfect opening line lmao

a long vid, how unexpected

@shawklan27

5 ай бұрын

Indeed it is

Holyyy

I’m waiting for the day, that Steve Jobs buys Mucha Lucha and makes a Themepark out of it.

I love Halloween 2018, I like to laugh at Halloween Kills and Halloween Ends.. should have ended it early. At least with those movies DGG came off as a fan, he just became misguided in attempt to make more films. Here, it came off as if he had never even seen the Exorcist until offered the job and thought "Okay, how can I modernize this?".

You're doing yourself a disservice not watching Exorcist 3. It is so much better than the original.

The Exorcist 3 is actually pretty good.

But Ralph you didn’t talk about the patriarchy!!!

Bra Vibrationer - Kikki Danielsson

Exorcist 3 is amazing. Get ready, Ralph!

We getting an iron claw review anytime soon?

I feel like a reboot by Robert Eggers would have potential especially if the producers didn't control too much...

When I went with my girlfriend there was only three other people in the theater and they left at the last 30 minutes after I started laughing my ass off at the Priest death scene cause I couldn't get the idea of a sprocket wrench breaking his neck. Gf was not pleased...

lol honestly the skit works

cmon, Exorcist III is the best one!

Charles Styles! Mystery Diners!

I dont remember much , but i remember it got really bad when ellen b. shows up, and being astonished that danny mcbride would to attached something so bland and hack. But then again i believe he was involved in alien Covent as well. I like all 3 of the first excorsist movies, yes even the second i dont think it bad at all. But this was bad

Be more funny Ralph! You're naturally a funny guy. Don't hold back next time.

You should watch the exorcist 3, its really good!

Watch the third one, es good.