"They will use Bran next season more I guess." . . . . hahahahahahahahhaha

@Maotou8

5 жыл бұрын

The irony is beyond redeemable.... Dumb and Dumber have fallen to new lows with the trash writing. I really, really wanted the night king to just kill everyone.

@neilbarrett6249

5 жыл бұрын

Too busy flying his RC ravens

@clairedex

5 жыл бұрын

*after watching this episode* welp

@cp49100

5 жыл бұрын

This comment aged like *fine* wine.

@tiagogoncalves8045

5 жыл бұрын

Well they kinda did in the last 10 minutos of the effing series

I hated the Sansa-Arya forced drama SO much

@dr.kinderman5290

6 жыл бұрын

Didn't they fake the drama to trap little finger?

@chrish1170

6 жыл бұрын

Actually there was a scene that was deleted where Sansa goes to Bran because she doesn't know what to do about Arya and he tells her that Littlefinger's manipulated her. Meaning that no, Sansa and Arya didn't fake their drama. It was only after Bran explained what was going on that they sorted their drama out.

@MDoorpsy

6 жыл бұрын

Well, the scene was deleted, so it never happened. Technically. I try to convince myself that maybe they were acting when Sansa found the faces because Littlefinger was listening in the hall. And, when he died, the reason they didn't do it sooner was because they needed the Knights of the Vale on their side. Doesn't make much sense, since the only reason to wait would be for proof... which they didn't provide. And, no, Brann's testimony doesn't count because we had never gotten a scene where it was clarified to the Lords that Brann is magic, when it really feels like he should have.

@wvarley

6 жыл бұрын

It was forced nostalgia, pushed with it's fanbases' needs.

@merkules6

6 жыл бұрын

Oh, I see someone already wrote about that deleted scene, good! What a stupid choice to delete it....

My three biggest problems: 1. How they handled Littlefinger 2. Fast-travel 3. Sudden plot-armor

@FreeBandz658

5 жыл бұрын

Daw there's a lot to get through and unfortunately only one more season, there was bound to be things you have to ignore to enjoy the show. While I agree the writing isn't as good as it used to be the show is still great. It's very hard to find the balance when they need to tie it up quickly. Only problem I had with the littlefinger scenario is we never got any explanation as to were the sisters fighting to keep up an act or did they sort their differences behind the scenes. Don't have a problem with his death it's quite fitting the one who has a plan for everything couldn't predict a boy who can see into the past and future, although he might still be alive if the theories are correct. Plot armour meh you know certain characters will always have it up to a certain point where anything is possible. Season 8 has reached that time

@Boobalopbop

5 жыл бұрын

1. ALLL THE YESSES!! He deserved a better death than that. All these years he’s been the most clever character, manipulating everyone thinking 10 steps ahead of him, but he gets it smarter by Sansa? Why? Because he’s in love? The Littlefinger we grew to low and love would have seen what was going on because the way everyone was being mean to him (I don’t know why since he just saved their lives!), and when Bran said “Chaos is a ladder” he should have known his days there are numbered. He should have taken his knights of the Vale back to the Eyrie and try to get cozy with Cersei again.

@SaMi-ry2gd

5 жыл бұрын

The plot armor will disappear in season 8😉

@Author_SoftwareDesigner

5 жыл бұрын

4. Dialogue

@Molisa682

5 жыл бұрын

Littlefinger didn't die

They promised us a non traditional fantasy story. They gave us literally "light vs dark" for our finale. Thanks.

@xtzyshuadog

5 жыл бұрын

They went from kings and servants fighting to MCs vs. Evil King+Dragon Friend

@joebroker5309

5 жыл бұрын

It is ice and fire though. Honestly I doubt this similar situation will not be tackled in the books. Winter has always been coming.

@havoren

5 жыл бұрын

There was only ONE fantasy story that did a great job at the “light vs dark” plot line... ...it’s called Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess.

@envycentral7281

5 жыл бұрын

havoren lord of the rings?

@joebroker5309

5 жыл бұрын

@@envycentral7281 + most good fantasy stories right?

*Ways to improve Season 7:* - replace Ed Sheeran with Charles Stiles. Great celebrity cameo. "Hi Arya, I'm Charles Stiles I'm with a company called Mystery Diners" - replace the zombie bear with a zombie squatch - have Cersie kidnap T, and then have Jamie Foxx pursue her - make the White Walkers work with the Ghost of Yankee Jim - instead of a White Walker Dragon, have a White Walker Turkish Airlines Plane - have the White Walker yell "EVERYTHING THEY BUILT WILL FALL" when they destroy the wall - have Daenerys release the drone - have Cersei commit the biggest crime of all. Cheating on the cheesiest challenge That's it. I saved Game Of Thrones

@docchicken960

6 жыл бұрын

This is my favourite comment on any video ever

@rjs6854

6 жыл бұрын

avnub NO not cheating on the cheesiest challenge! That monster!

@S.E.J

6 жыл бұрын

Haha, get it? These are all references to past videos from Ralph. Very funny. I enjoyed this.

@sherlocksmuuug6692

6 жыл бұрын

"AND THEN THEY HAVE AN I-MAX MOMENT, WHEN GODDAMIT THEY GOT THAT ZOMBIE-POLARBEAR!"

@mixmastermind

6 жыл бұрын

avnub I recognized these references and I CLAPPED

I never clicked off Cool Math Games so fast.

@iamhughmun

6 жыл бұрын

Pie Pivotmontier-O what about when your teacher walked by

@biffmcspandex7748

6 жыл бұрын

iamhughmun I can't use computers now god dammit

@flapjackxl

6 жыл бұрын

Cool Math? What the fuck is that? When I was in elementary school we used Fast Math. When I was in middle school we barely did math because my teachers kept leaving. In high school we used Gradpoint.

@nazhh676

6 жыл бұрын

flapjackxl Cool math gamea would be like that typing dead game. There r other things to play tho, like bloons tower defense. I never really used the website for math games tho.

@onelusciouslad7841

6 жыл бұрын

cool math games is the best site on Earth, how dare you have never heard of it

Season 7: Goddamit, we want a zombie polar bear! Season 8: Dany kind of forgot about Euron's iron fleet.

@Mana-xd2tp

5 жыл бұрын

Dumb & Dumber's Genius

After watching 8x03, all of this points still apply.

@joujou264

5 жыл бұрын

They're _really_ going to have to pull off a miracle to salvage this last season, otherwise it's gonna be at 8th place strictly because of this last episode.

@norseca542

5 жыл бұрын

it stopped being good after season 4 finale

@defenderofminorities3056

5 жыл бұрын

Julio Espada i think the reception of hardhome and battle of the bastards made the general audience crave more battle scenes and that’s been the downfall of the recent seasons, too much focus on the battle and less on what the show was built on

@xXxEzzaHxXx

5 жыл бұрын

You know they messed up the episode when things don't make sense in-universe. Why did so many battle-hardened warriors and strategists do such a shitty job with the castle defense? There is no argument for that shit show. I'm happy it ends with this season, just let it die.

@samo7639

5 жыл бұрын

It should be Arya ninja missions to kill cersei now

"You want a good show, but you need better writing."

@xtzyshuadog

5 жыл бұрын

Especially for killing off legendary knight Selmy

@momame8258

5 жыл бұрын

KillPenguins AKA xtzyshuadog they really killed Ser Barristan so Tyrion can make balls jokes , I’m sick 😔

Season 7 watches like fan fiction. The "bag guys" have to pay, fan favorites march past the wall to pick up a White Walker and ALL the known ones get out, and on and on and on. But, hey, dragon fights and zombies, right?

@docchicken960

6 жыл бұрын

Yep, and nobody major dies, (except maybe Littlefinger, but I saw it coming a mile away), just random characters that they didn't want taking up screen time anymore. Not to mention that the most popular ship on tumblr so conveniently get together despite having zero chemistry whatsoever. Blegh

@ThatUmbrellaGuy

6 жыл бұрын

I HATED seeing Little Finger die, because he's been so far ahead when it comes to prediction. Hell, he told us how he predicts, by thinking the worst of people.

@rkrokberg

6 жыл бұрын

GoT is one of those rare shows that really annoy both right and left leaning people. GoTs "look at how stoic we powerful women are" and "we can only be empowered by murdering people" brand of feminism is just so stupid. Yeah, fuck sewing, it's not like clothes matter when a fucking long winter is around the corner! Sansa isn't the empathetic girl who has to always make the best out of a horrible situation, no, she's super empowered and smirks while she kills people! Dany can't even use her facial muscles because emotions are for weak people. Stronk Brienne stronks through all the stronks. Skyler has an excellent point, Martin's books are far more progressive than whatever this floating turd of a show is, and the books manage to be that in a natural way that makes sense in the setting.

@bobpoo4606

6 жыл бұрын

ThatUmbrellaGuy Bbj

@NSFSponsor

6 жыл бұрын

ThatUmbrellaGuy They had to cheat to kill Littlefinger. Let's face it. They just want all the favorites to win.

Personally, I can't stand how the show has done Euron. In the books, he's crazily mysterious and scary. His ship is named Silence (i think) because he has the tongues cut out of his entire crew. He's the only person to supposedly have sailed to old Valyria and returned - with artifacts, no less. These include a massive horn that supposedly can control dragons, covered with runes that glow, and with some kind of crazy magical power so great that it kills the person blowing the horn. But in the show, he's just hyperviolent, crude, and unapologetic. I mean, it's a fun character type, but it's a cliche character type and one that's nothing like the actual Euron Greyjoy character.

@CrusaderLogan

5 жыл бұрын

I still enjoy him since he's not like any of the other characters on the show. Plus he got rid of the stupid sand snakes for us which was a huge favor and made him one of my favorites.

@KellieDoll28

5 жыл бұрын

insrtcowjoke You’re right- that’s why Euron’s ship is named “Silence.” I’m with Lord Rodrick the Reader; I don’t believe Euron has been to Valyria. I don’t think it’s possible to go to Valyria because it’s b a chain of erupting volcanoes since the Doom. Have you read Fire & Blood? And she had Balerion!

@bbriggs7409

4 жыл бұрын

A FINGER IN DA BUM😋😃👍🏼👍🏼🍑🍯🍯

@blackmetal--naogforalltid1279

4 жыл бұрын

I am convinced that his casting and portrayal was merely intended as yet another slap in the face to those of us who have read the books. Most fora have Mads Mikkelsen as the top choice. I wanted Jason Isaacs, but I could have gone with Mikkelsen. About a dozen other actors were also touted, all of whom would have been about a thousand times better.

@balabanasireti

4 жыл бұрын

@@CrusaderLogan Nah.

Season 5 won awards- only because that’s roughly the time in which 50 million people realized they all had a best friend or co worker who incessantly talked about GoT and it wasn’t gonna stop so they had to finally sit down to watch it and it BOOMED

@joehawkiins8712

5 жыл бұрын

I think season 5 was the worst. It won the Emmy because it had been overlooked seasons 1-4 and the awards wanted to make up. Season 5 sucked. How many times have actors (and directors) been awarded for later work after being overlooked in the past? Bogart won for African Queen in '51 but he should have won in '48 for Treasure of the Sierra Madre...Scorsese won for the Departed but he should have won for Raging Bull and Goodfellas.

What went wrong? Benioff and Weiss can't write like George RR Martin. That's what went wrong...

@ah-nononoo

6 жыл бұрын

The Stargazer hoOOOoOOoh boy Someone gets it

@redwave4648

6 жыл бұрын

The Stargazer Thats not necessarily true. Every scene with Arya and Tywin at Harrenhall was devised by D&D.

@docchicken960

6 жыл бұрын

George Martin thinks ahead and plans absolutely everything. He thinks about the end first so everything can be built up to that point and fit like a perfect puzzle. David and Dan write in the moment and it really shows in this season. They very obviously give in to their own impulses (fucking polar bear for example), and don't stop to think if it actually works and is well written. They're giving in to fan service and taking the easy route to get to the end point of GOT, where else George never does shit like that. The show is still good, it's so fucking clear they don't have his perfect framework to base it off anymore.

@rkrokberg

6 жыл бұрын

Much that made Arya and Tywin in season 2 work was the fact that both Maisie's and Dance's performances were stellar. If Charles Dance was the one to deliver the "bad possey" line, it would be amazing. Arya and Tywin in season 2 was pretty great, it's just a shame that Roose didn't get the character development he deserved before the Red Wedding. Simultaneously it's really nice that Tywin got more fleshed out in the series.

@rkrokberg

6 жыл бұрын

When it comes to Tywin, I think him being different in the show is fine, though seeing bookTywin in the show would have been more interesting. And book Roose. Now, if anyone is a coward, it's him. But yeah, I haven't rewatched seasons 1-4 since the show started to rapidly go downhill, so I might better see the cracks in those scenes now.

Dany sent Jon Snow because she knows that he is wearing his plot armour.

@chickennuggets9784

6 жыл бұрын

Not viserion though;|

@icecoldnut5152

6 жыл бұрын

Good thing plot armor is super buoyant otherwise Jamie would have died too. Any other armor would have made him sink in that lake.

@GoBuckeyes554

6 жыл бұрын

They really could have avoided a lot like why not send Jorah and the band of misfits, it would have made more sense and maybe Jon goes back to fucking winterfell and talks to his all seeing eye brother yanno GET SOME INFO. Then you could have Jorah die doing what he does best, serving Danny.

@JonCombo

6 жыл бұрын

You can swim in armor though.

@admontblanc

6 жыл бұрын

In full plate or chain mail tho?

"you could've just killed Varys, that would've been a surprising death" too bad it was the most predictable and lazy death yet in season 8.

@joeschmoe3665

3 жыл бұрын

I haven't even seen it yet but it won't matter I know it will suck. Varys is such an interesting puppet master in the books he has built networks all over the world for 20-30 years he would never be so stupid as to put himself in Winterfell besieged by an army of the undead. Just like the way they killed Littlefinger making him so stupid just awaiting his death in Winterfell getting outsmarted by Arya and Sansa. David and Dan took the most politically astute intelligent characters in Game of thrones and turned them into random deaths. Why couldn't they just disappear from the story I would have been fine with that

Woof. Season 8. Further proof that DnD ain't shyt without Martin.

@IloveGorgeousGeorge

5 жыл бұрын

I mean, they produce a show. They don't write the story. GRRM does that. It's bewildering to me that people are being such snarky shits like DnD are reasonably expected to be as good at creating this story as fucking George RR Martin lmao

@butt317

5 жыл бұрын

I bet Martin has no clue how to end the series either tbh

@IloveGorgeousGeorge

5 жыл бұрын

@@butt317 seriously. He started work on these books in the fucking 80's. He's not only a slow writer, but he's meticulously detailed and overexplains things, which is why some of the books are 1200 pages. I mean, no shit the show isn't as good now that the books aren't there to fall back on. Up until about season 7, they did a fantastic job at adapting it to a show. So many things in the show were created by DnD that weren't in the books. Arya and Tywin's relationship is one of them

@duncanonme8744

5 жыл бұрын

​@@IloveGorgeousGeorge I don't think it's too much to ask for them to avoid blatant stupidity when writing their scripts.

@IloveGorgeousGeorge

5 жыл бұрын

@@duncanonme8744 I agree, and to be clear, I'm disappointed with the direction of the show too. I'm just not super mad about it, I don't expect them to be as good as GRRM considering it's so far taken him like...27 years to write the 5 books out So far. Y'know? I'm still really pleased with the first 6 seasons, even considering how much of what they wrote wasn't in the books.

Those guys watching GoT in a bar... so cringy holy shit my face almost melted

@alextownsend1273

6 жыл бұрын

SoyAlfio Good to see another bojack horseman fan

@alfiowo

6 жыл бұрын

Alex Townsend same here, it's always great to find another Bojack fan out here :D

@TheMrWillje

6 жыл бұрын

SoyAlfio that demographic is the reason the shoe fucking sucks. They eat up the fanservice and ask for more

@pauline9970

6 жыл бұрын

TheMrWillje I dislike this SHOE too

@bothi00

6 жыл бұрын

SoyAlfio game of thrones ain't got fucking shit on BoJack Horseman Jesus BoJack Horseman season 4 got everything right and more...

"Goddammit, we want a zombie polar bear"-Game of Thrones producer I shouldn't have laughed as much as I did.

@HavanaSyndrome69

5 жыл бұрын

So fucked. They also kind of ruined Tyrion. He has no wit anymore even though Tyrion's wit survived his ordeals in the book.

@FernandoIncetta

5 жыл бұрын

I guess they wanted to establish that animals can be zombified too, so then the dragon turning blue makes sense lore-wise and also works as a payoff. But the "Goddammit, we want a zombie polar bear" makes me think I am giving them too much credit.

@johnnyskinwalker4095

5 жыл бұрын

Like Jon Peters on Superman Lives

@joshuathomas5626

5 жыл бұрын

They should have spent that money to have G Martin write a scene between thoros and benjen

Arya just killed the Night King by running up behind him and jumping while screaming past 100s of wights and white walkers, I wish I was making that up

@norseca542

5 жыл бұрын

she was trained by the god of death, by mopping floors, selling shit, getting stabbed and killing an assassin while blind and that explains how she can be invisible, wind incarnate and fool the Night King using an amateur trick

@FlipTrickerHD

5 жыл бұрын

Are you....are y....are you serious? oh god is it already worse than season 7??? *cri*

@asksmeq3883

5 жыл бұрын

Flippy Ded she fucking materializes out of thin air, jumping and yelling to kill the NK, the NK grabs her by throat, which somehow doesn’t turn her into a white walker, and then she drops the knife to her free hand and kills the most feared threat in the entire show with one stab. It baffles me how much this show has fallen

@FlipTrickerHD

5 жыл бұрын

@@asksmeq3883 Holy fucking shitballs..........this is why it pains me everytime i hear noobs say the show is better now than it was before......how can they ruin such a good show...im speechless and sad now

@butt317

5 жыл бұрын

@@norseca542 that's pretty lame and unsatisfying writing for a show like game of thrones though.

Sooo... how’s season 8 treating you, Ralph? ;(

@christophercolumbus1169

5 жыл бұрын

Wintermeme 👎🏻👎🏻🤦🏻‍♂️

@aaqibjavedz2569

5 жыл бұрын

My dick can't get any softer..

They were never going to be able to resolve the story and unravel every thread without GRRMs writing. I expect season 8 to be even worse.

@depthsofabjection

6 жыл бұрын

They could've just fucking waited for Winds of Winter, like they already delayed season 7 long enough, and I was fine with that because I was sure they were taking their time to improve the plot, writing and character development to compensate for the lack of book material and the details that come with that. BUT NOOOOOOO, "goddamnit, we want a zombie polar bear."

@stark8837

6 жыл бұрын

They can't just 'fucking wait for Winds of Winter", that's not how television works. With ratings as huge as GoT's, do you really think HBO would let them take however many years of hiatus until GRRM finished his book? I'm not defending them, Im just saying, it's not like they can do whatever they want

@depthsofabjection

6 жыл бұрын

BTW he said his last book would release between 2016-2018, and it hasn't yet been 2018, so I don't get why everyone is like "it will never release." If we hit 2019 and they still haven't, then D&D can go ahead and do whatever they want.

@Yatsura2

6 жыл бұрын

Its not about patience, its about contracts. You cant just pay hundreds of actors every year for doing nothing and if you stop paying them, you will never get them together for another season again. They would start in other series and wouldnt be allowed to play GoT anymore.

@Helldog6

6 жыл бұрын

Oh, show the network can just completely halt the production of a multi-billion dollar show for a few years and have multiple actors sign on to multiple other things and possible get conflicting schedules for the *possibility* that GRRM would finish his book? And then what? We wait for the next book after that?

Season 1: Robert Baratheon gets drunk and is mortally wounded by a boar. Ned Stark gets a limp after a duel injury. Season 6: Arya survives multiple stab wounds with the help of an actress/part-time surgeon and can pull off a parkour chase after a week or two. The Hound is left dying with wounds and broken bones in the middle of nowhere but is saved by random settlers with no long-term consequences. Season 7: Jon Snow survives an undead polar bear, army of zombies and drowning, gets saved by a deus ex machina character coming out of nowhere, somehow doesn't get hypothermia despite being completely wet in freezing cold for god knows how long and is perfectly fine the very next episode. Jamie avoids Drogon's flame without a single burned hair, then is dragged across a deep pond in full armor and with a metal hand without drowning.

@oronk60

6 жыл бұрын

Mattchester What about season 6 episode 1? Jon snow FUCKING COMES BACK TO LIFE FROM MULTIPLE STABS TO THE CHEST.

@cpolonium1121

6 жыл бұрын

Zante Paermo well that was magic. That's kinda acceptable because it wasn't dumb. It was magic. Magic doesn't make sense since it's not real lol

@srgfkct3544

6 жыл бұрын

What. A. Dumb. Argument.

@DrVein

6 жыл бұрын

Except it was dumb. Why not bring back a competent Stark or even better, a competent Targeryan? Why bring back Jon Snow? I'll tell you why, so he could become a Targeryan and f*** Queen Dragon Tits because this show needs to be 110% fan service.

@Shoegazebasedgenre0.

6 жыл бұрын

Mattchester GODDAMIT WE WANT A FUCKING ZOMBIE POLARBEAR

"here at turkish airlines, we want zombie polar bears" -alvin flang

So sad how Stannis and Littlefinger went out like random extras. I don't expect glorious deaths for every character but I do expect the lead up to their deaths to make sense internally-speaking for their character. And I certainly don't expect their death to be offscreen as Stannis' was.

@sars910

5 жыл бұрын

@@fdghtsthygdjyktugk i just hate how overpowered Ramsay Snow and his "Twenty Good men" were. I mean for fuck's sake. Stannis had a huge ass army. Then one night later it's all gone. It was a cop out by the directors. There could have been an awesome battle but instead everything happens off-screen and then Stannis, this iron-man if discipline and strength, dies like a little bitch.

@DarthQueefious

5 жыл бұрын

@@sars910 The way it all went down with Stannis was like a parody. In the space of a few hours he lost the red woman, his army, his daughter and his wife. And then he got killed on a scene transition. smh

@sars910

5 жыл бұрын

@@DarthQueefious Book Stannis is so badass. TV Stannis is an imbecile in comparison.

@NukeDetonator

5 жыл бұрын

Apparently its the new cool thing the writers are doing, because they did the same thing with the Night King and all the other White Walkers.

@darkthorpocomicknight7891

4 жыл бұрын

@@sars910 I dont mind Stannis's army being routed. What I don't like is the INCONSISTENCY. Stannis was destroyed by winter then the next season winter means nothing and is over in a couple of days when Dany faces Cersei. How did weather just change for no reason???

Jon sinks to the bottom of an icy lake in full armor and fur. He somehow swims out of it. He somehow doesn't get hypothermia. I know he came back to life, but it's sorta ridiculous.

@NSFSponsor

6 жыл бұрын

Badicus Vibesimus If he would've lost an hand or leg to frostbite that would be dope. Or better yet, lost a limb in addition to having took off his armor.

@bengale589

6 жыл бұрын

Badicus Vibesimus yea so did jamie right? like when he sinks into the lake didn't he have lots of armor on and shit

@badicusvibesimus182

6 жыл бұрын

Agreed Damion. And patrick, its even more ridiculous than jamie being fine because of the hypothermia

@MarkyMatey

6 жыл бұрын

Plot armor

@SquadPoop

6 жыл бұрын

i always just assumed because he was brought back to life, that was why he survived, i don't know, maybe i was just trying to go through reasons how and that was the one i focused on. Also we never actually see him wearing full armor, just the fur.

I actually think Littlefinger's death represents the downfall of the show. He was the embodiment of Westeros' moral grays and scandal and political intrigue. His death is almost symbolic of the show heading in a direction that favors pleasing crowds than staying true to its roots.

@rainbowsherbertcandle

6 жыл бұрын

Two Cents Media I've been waiting for that cunt to die since season 1 but the way he died was fucking stupid

@DatcleanMochaJo

6 жыл бұрын

Ser Twenty of House Goodmen #Littlefingerdidnothingwrong Also nice P. Jacobs reference

@mustarastas88

6 жыл бұрын

He's supposed to be a genius mastermind who's got everything planned out. And yet in 6/7 years he hadn't thought of what to say/do if someone accused him of betraying Ned Stark and all the other stuff he did.

@DUFMAN123

6 жыл бұрын

10/10 comment. Couldn't agree more.

@MrRushhour4

6 жыл бұрын

Well looks like where waiting a few years for the books then

Here after watching the debacle of episode 3 of season 8. Can't wait for your review of the last season.

@anirudh9492

5 жыл бұрын

Same here. We deserve a 2 hr shitting on got S8 for this.

RALPH, we NEED you to do an in depth autopsy on episode 3 of this season. It makes season 7 look like season 3.

The whole Arya Sansa thing is just one big red herring for the audience, to make you go "ooooohhh" at the end. It serves no point other than to trick the audience, it's pretty cheap.

@nvmfirezactaylor6035

6 жыл бұрын

The whole "oooooohhh" of it all relies on them purposely cutting out a scene, where Sansa goes to Bran for help. Sophie Turner even said that they cut it. So because they removed that, it makes it seem like Sansa and Arya's conversation was fake to fool Littlefinger. Which is stupid because they were in a room alone. What did they think, Littlefinger was under the bed or some shit? Piss poor writing and editing. The show is so concerned about having shocking scenes yet are now fucking that up too

@TheJupiteL

5 жыл бұрын

Plot twists are fine, but when they fight just for the sake of tricking the audience, that's just cheating.

@kingthlayerl.7349

5 жыл бұрын

The writers are not as clever as they think they are

@MSKyachiru

5 жыл бұрын

Red herring was so obvious from the start. They both grew up so much since the first season. Made no sense for them to be so petty, just annoying af. Wasting time when their could've been some real sister bonding, being badass ruling sisters of the north.

@KasCalwein

5 жыл бұрын

I don't mind that plot twist at all, it could have been great. What bothers me is that Littlefinger, who has been by far the smartest, most scheming character of the show fell for it so easily. This was totally out of character.

D&D are actually quite awful directors/writers.. they got hyped up with GoT, ONLY due to the genius of GRRM.. but without him, you can clearly see the limit of their capabilities. ..or an undead guy.

@SefniAsheforr

5 жыл бұрын

Damn, this actually aged really well.

@Isaactheking17

5 жыл бұрын

RegTarg011 hush child

42:20 “bronn is such a great character” wait till you see 08x04

@Skulldetta

5 жыл бұрын

Bronn: "I'm sick and tired of false promises by Lannisters, for years I was promised things I never got, tell me why I shouldn't kill you right now!" Tyrion: "I promise you Highgarden." Bronn: "Oh k fam, see ya later."

@adamsandler7980

5 жыл бұрын

@@Skulldetta Also fuck Highgarden I'm the master of coin now(?) But at least that scene was fun to watch so I'm not that upset by it

@mythbuster43

5 жыл бұрын

@@adamsandler7980 TO be fair, Highgarden is a lot more impressive in the books than it is in the show.

@hamzahajji5814

5 жыл бұрын

It surprised me that he had highrarden in the last episode. How did they go about giving him that land? Are there no rulers there?

@adamsandler7980

5 жыл бұрын

@@hamzahajji5814 Bro did you forget that they all died when the Lannisters up and murdered them all and then Dany up and murdered the Tulleys that were supposed to be given that land? I mean, I guess that means Sam wouldve had the rights to it, but let's be real, he doesnt give a shit about Highgarden

Fundamentally, Rob Stark DIED because of logistical constraints (bridges dont come cheap), but now everyone can just teleport everywhere?

@thetruthofit398

6 жыл бұрын

ooooo gendry too quick raven to quick dragon to quick, 2nd longest ever ep that played out over 43 mins of ep, ned was at kings landing from when he set off from winterfell in 12 mins. in the books after bran is pushed by jaime, 9 lines later a week has passed. from when ned is captured by littlefinger and cersei at end of episode 7, until robb has got a raven start of next ep, 6 mins of screen time pass. agenda driven breaking bad fans have got you all reeling.

@LeoSkyro

6 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@nvmfirezactaylor6035

6 жыл бұрын

mazz baz real life length of the show does not mean that's how long it took in the fictional world. And in the books they state how much time had passed. Unlike the show where they don't even bother cause no matter which way you look at it, it's dumb

@shawnn7502

6 жыл бұрын

The bridge shit was so frickin stupid. Its a river, not an ocean or the Grand Canyon. Build a pontoon bridge like the one Xerxes did in frickin ancient times to cross a much wider body of water. Agree to marriage over a frickin river? Idiotic. But that was smart writing, right? Is that what people are saying?

@nvmfirezactaylor6035

6 жыл бұрын

Shawn N then they're crossing into Frey territory without their permission which is frankly insulting to them and can be viewed as a threat. No one would be mad if the Freys had attacked the Starks since they have an army going in their territory without asking or saying anything. Then there's the idea of building the bridge that is strong enough to hold thousands of pounds of armored soldiers, warhorses, siege equipment, weapons and other supplies. Where are you gonna get the materials? Are you just gonna start chopping down trees, the property of the Freys? Will you bring it down from the North? If so, who will cut the wood and transport it? Who will oversee the construction of the bridge? Is there an architect hanging around? Is there the proper equipment to build a bridge? What about the river currents? What if the Freys destroy the bridge as they're constructing it or crossing it? How much time is this gonna take? they're in a big time rush to get down south to King's Landing after all. It's quicker to just negotiate with Walder Frey to let them past; and since Catelyn is desperate to reach her family in King's Landing, as is Robb, she'll pretty much agree to anything. Walder could see this and used to his advantage to climb up in society, since he desires the respect that would come with being married to one of the seven major Houses in Westeros. It fits in with Catelyns character, a woman who wants to be reunited with her family that she'll do anything. She released Jaime because of it

I just wanna hear Ralph talk

@RikXtreme4

6 жыл бұрын

Ceol i was quoting the vid, genius..

@pavlovsdawg

6 жыл бұрын

He wasn't being serious is what he means. That's all...

@Cheiko18

6 жыл бұрын

Y'all are adorable

@jamesroby1948

6 жыл бұрын

*Childish Dustino* same

@jackketh5331

6 жыл бұрын

+Ceol Your point doesn't stand at all. because the other guy was simply repeating what was said in the vid, and you were stupid enough to respond seriously.

Imagine watching GoT in a bar. How can you concentrate? Or properly hear the dialogue? So dumb.

@NadeTheFun

5 жыл бұрын

burlington bar shade??? lmao

@jlmurph2

5 жыл бұрын

@@NadeTheFun 39:15

@VarunKumar-ro4ll

5 жыл бұрын

Fuck the watchers of Burlington bar. Kneelers.

@GOBIAS.INDUSTRIES.

5 жыл бұрын

I think that's why watching it in a bar became so popular for season 8... because the show became all about the spectacle and there was no need to concentrate on the shite dialogue.

@Jaqen-HGhar

4 жыл бұрын

I used to watch it at this one place that had it on a 25' screen and had a bar w/ a pizzeria but had a decent sound system and would have the subtitles on so it wasn't bad. Plus they would limit the amount of people who could come in so it wouldn't get out of hand. Still I stopped going once the show started going downhill in season 6 cause it wasn't enjoyable to see people fake enjoyment or boo. Plus I was spending too much on booze lol. Still watching it the first few seasons there on that huge screen and participating in costume contests for the last episode of the season were some of the best GoT memories for me.

ralph is in for a treat with season 8

Lemme put it as simply as possible: GoT was so good because it subverted fantasy drama tropes while still remaining pretty loyal to the genre and the original media. The reason GoT season 7 is so weak is because instead of continuing to subvert those tropes, it wholly indulges in them to the point of being vapid and toothless and predictable. That's not a good thing for a drama to be. And don't get me started on the plot holes of Season 7. Yes, I know some of you super-intelligent reddit contrarians are gonna come here and say "BUT THE PLOTHOLES AREN'T A BIG DEAL BRO" and to that I say "Sure they aren't, when they're few and far between. But when your episode is literally 1 hour of plot holes and conveniences, it starts to legitimately ruin the experience."

@cody2901

6 жыл бұрын

Can you give some examples of the plot holes you're talking about?

@bobsmith8510

6 жыл бұрын

Cody Scott people teleporting all over westeros

@98Dreadboy

6 жыл бұрын

Indeed the characters used to feel way more authentic in my opinion.

@SolarDragon007

6 жыл бұрын

The sequence on the ice in episode 6 is one of the worst written sequences in the entire series. If I were Martin, and I were still consulting on the show, I'd demand the person who wrote that sequence be fired. Cool visuals aside, I felt like I was watching something written by an idiot. The walkers surround the group for hours when they could have crossed over the ice at any point and slaughtered everyone. I guess they were waiting for the ice to freeze, but you're going to tell me that the ice froze at that exact moment? Jon acts like a fucking dunce and continues fighting whites instead of getting on Drogon's back and escaping, a bit of stupidity that gets another Dragon killed. By the way, why didn't the Night King kill the largest dragon of the three who's also the only one not moving around? Jon is pulled under, yet somehow manages to escape and is conviently saved by Uncle Deus Ex Machina who rode in straight of the assholes of the writers. Then, since the writers were done with Uncle Deus Ex Machina, he decides to stay behind and get cut down in 5 seconds instead of escaping with Jon. What a great and memorable end to that character.

@rxc210

6 жыл бұрын

Cody Scott Dany not just making the obvious decision to take King's Landing, how the wights can now just be killed by conventional weapons even though they could only be killed by fire before, how the Tyrells were able to be easily defeated even though in previous seasons they were stated to have a large army, Edmure Tully, the fact that Dorne seems to be completely out of the picture, and how Jon's heritage is really important despite the show completely ignoring the rules of sucession

"I think you've got to start wondering 'what the hell is this plot'?" -David Benioff

Can’t wait to hear your review of Season 8. I thought they butchered episode 3 so badly.

@joujou264

5 жыл бұрын

Putting it lightly. The plot is Swiss cheese. SPOILERS Where did Ghost go, he's alive in the preview. How does everyone survive all the time? What's with the Deus Ex Machina teleportation of Jorah and Arya and others I've forgotten? Is the dragon Jon was riding dead or not? Why was Daenarys so damn retarded through the whole thing, especially the part where she just sits there and lets her dragon get overrun? What was the point of Bran's worging? Is Arya just an unbeatable super soldier now? Where are all the giants besides the one we see? And which fucko decided it'd be great to let Lyanna kill it as she's coughing up her innards? Oh god, the catchphrases, "stick them with the pointy end" UGH. And worst of all, how can they possibly justify Cersei as the bigger bad over the Night King, because that's the plot now. Like I get that the politics was the best part of the show, and I agree, but they straight up abandoned the White Walker plotline, he just got laid out like a bitch not even a quarter down Westeros. Winter ist Coming? Azor Ahai? The Long Dark? Naaaaah, let's just have him get laid out like a bitch by a little girl, and also the only named characters dying is Mel, Beric, Theon and Ed. Our heroes must be feeling pretty good about that trade. Fuck Dumb & Dumber, if they don't perform a literal miracle in the next 3 episodes, I think they've not just destroyed the best show HBO has ever produced, but they've also massacred any chances for their careers.

Coming back to this now I can’t wait for Ralph to do an episode on the eighth season once it’s finished

@norseca542

5 жыл бұрын

i have a boner thinking about him ripping this season a second one, shitty fanfic tier writing

Tbh Charles Dance is what made seasons 2-4 great (aside from George RR Martins writing).

@MDoorpsy

6 жыл бұрын

Jack Gleason was the other reason.

@miguelarellano7381

6 жыл бұрын

Pedro Pascal

@miguelarellano7381

6 жыл бұрын

Charles Dance was the best villain we've had. Evil and you hate him but you respect him.

@henri1_96

6 жыл бұрын

was he Ramsay?

@kimdaniel98

6 жыл бұрын

FullChicken44 no, tywin

God damnit, we want a zombie polar bear.

The moment the show run out of the source material, it became fan service. The two writers are just bad at what they are doing, and all they undeservingly take all the credit (when it belongs to George Martin).

The entire subplot with capturing a white walker was pretty much the series low. Its the kinda shit that makes people not want to watch game of thrones because 'its just incest, dragons and zombies'.

@joujou264

5 жыл бұрын

Are you _still_ sure that was the low point? Don't you think _recent events_ shake up that observation?

@Dylankiwi1

5 жыл бұрын

haha season 8 set a new bar for low

12:07 Ralph talking about how cruel was when Cersei brutally murdered a daughter in front of her mother, over Spongebob music. How is that not the best review ever made?!

i’m starting to feel like ralph maybe isn’t a fan of the sand snakes

@sernoddicusthegallant6986

5 жыл бұрын

Im recommending him a prescription of bad poosy for a month

@dirrdevil

5 жыл бұрын

They're not the greatest characters even in the books, but in the show they're horrible. Tyene isn't even Ellaria's daughter. And they are all different in personality and capability. Nym and Obara can fight. Tyene is a seductress and master poisoner. Sarella is an intellectual off on her own adventure. Ellaria isn't related to them, and wants peace. Bastards, even in Dorne, can not openly kill a lord of a Great House, even an unpopular one, and take over.

@theboss3721

5 жыл бұрын

Freya Rowson no one is a fan of them

@Maxisamo1

5 жыл бұрын

They're the worst combination: - Unimportant to the overall plot - Poorly written - Bad actors - Overstay their welcome

@bbriggs7409

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe he doesn't enjoy bad poosie

lol im here after seeing season 8 ep 3, the seventh season now seems like a masterpiece.

@PanthaIassic

5 жыл бұрын

After I read the books the whole show just seems like dogshit. Back to like s2 & 3.

@EzioMonty117

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, season 7 may have it's shitty moments but that's nothing in comparison to season 8. The 5th episode in particular made me more angry than most things ever...oh and episode 3...oh and episode 4....oh and..

For me the show was at its absolute best in the second half of season 2 and all of seasons 3 and 4, mainly because it gave a lot more depth to the three Lannister siblings, who in the first 2 seasons, save for Tyrion, were just straight up bad guys. For example, seeing Cersei deal with Joffrey’s death and, especially seeing Jamie evolve through his adventures with Brienne, brought a lot out of their characters and pushed them from the bottom towards the top of many people’s favorite characters lists. Most importantly, having Tyrion, who is an obvious fan favorite, be the main focus for seasons 3 and 4 also gave us fantastic character interactions because he’s easily one of the characters with the most entertaining/interesting dialogue in the entire show and the way he plays off other characters like Bronn, Cersei, Joffrey, Tywin, Podrick, Shae, Oberyn etc. was always captivating. My favorite aspect though was that Tyrion’s arc of finding love, rising to thrive in a position of power, losing his position and his lover, and then being put on trial and getting betrayed by that same lover, brought out a really fantastic performance from Peter Dinklage and made for a very tragic yet poignant story and character.

@iBot.

5 жыл бұрын

The Lannisters were not "straight up bad guys" for any point in the show.

THE WHITE WALKERS GOT T! HE'S NOW ICE T!

@oliverpiers6603

6 жыл бұрын

Tom !!! They got T

@Ezio999Auditore

6 жыл бұрын

It ain't no easy grab, Danny's got dragons n shiet!

@helicopteroctopus6543

6 жыл бұрын

Jon said it was just gonna be an easy grab.

@helpmeiamtrapped

6 жыл бұрын

Jon's gotta lot of enemies...

@NSFSponsor

6 жыл бұрын

Tom !!! IT AINT NE EASY DRAGON THEY GOT T(yrion

Is it just me, or was anyone else bothered about the greyscale removal? I mean, yeah, it was a good scene visually but this disease was regarded as fucking leprosy or something. Stannis, the King's brother, tried medicines all over Westeros and Essos using various Maester's to cure his daughter. Yet Sam picks up a book in the Citadel and just hacks off the greyscale! And Jorah is suddenly cured? Surely when the disease was discovered, that would have been the first thing people would have tried?! And then he goes on touching everyone because it's suddenly okay. Sorry for the rant, I just thought they let Jorah off lightly 😂

@GimmieTheJimmie

6 жыл бұрын

MalfreyArts It is pretty dumb that you can just peel off grayscale. You'd think such a simple method would have already been well known.

@travishimebaugh8381

6 жыл бұрын

And that's what you get for deviating from the source material. You can't use the resolution the author intended if you don't make the same buildup.

@girthicusmaximus

6 жыл бұрын

im pretty sure it also incorporated some taboo medicine that was mentioned in passing

@seeloffdoee

6 жыл бұрын

It was said in the show that the method Sam used to remove it was banned because the success rate was so low and the Maester who first used it ended up getting greyscale, so it was supposed to be more of a shot in the dark. But I will admit nobody actually expected it to be unsuccessful lol

@MDoorpsy

6 жыл бұрын

Well, it was said that all the treatments they have for it won't work on someone so far gone. Presumably the medicine that is applied afterwards is part of the cure, and the cures are probably not known in Essos. Also, the Maester said Jorah should have cut off his arm, but from Jorah's perspective the only thing he is good at is being a guard, kind of like Jaime, so he wouldn't want that.

Oh man does this put the new season into perspective

@heysimone

5 жыл бұрын

Nothing but spectacle for the sake of it, the imagery of this show becoming nothing but a barstool spectator sport deeply saddens me. The fact that Avengers manages to set up a more satisfying conclusion to their story than Game of Thrones is disappointing to an unimaginable degree.

@kduhtdkzrt

5 жыл бұрын

We all had our fair warnings that it was going to be shit. I love how this video seems to reappear up in everybody‘s recommendations, tho.

"Drogon could've just turned around and blasted the Night King" Oh no no no

@giabarrone7422

4 жыл бұрын

He can only be killed with weapons forged with dragon fire, not ACTUAL dragon fire......that would be silly.

Game of thrones basically turned into a shonen anime

@Janintong

5 жыл бұрын

Best analogy ever. Its so true. So much damn plot armor, so much overpowered characters that shouldn't be overpowered(Arya).

@TheJupiteL

5 жыл бұрын

Dude, with Bronn saves Jamie, Benjen and Dany save Jon, and many other, I might think the power of friendship in this show is greater than any shonen anime.

@MarkyMatey

5 жыл бұрын

Don't generalize Shonen.

@HolyknightVader999

5 жыл бұрын

Nope. Even shonen characters die when stretched to their limits. Remember Goku and his brother?

@Reippa

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheJupiteL You have never seen shonen anime.

Theon becoming the leader of some dudes because he can't be kicked in the nuts is perhaps the stupidest thing I've ever seen

@PoppinRandomBubbles

6 жыл бұрын

Jacob Martin you over-simplified it. Had Theon stayed down, he never would have gained the respect of the men. He kept getting up for his sister and because he's suffered worse. The guy kicking him in his non-existent nuts threw the captain for a loop, and let Theon gain the upper hand.

@Gojira98

5 жыл бұрын

Still, that moment felt forced, and personally, it almost made me laugh. There were so many better ways that "save my sister drive" could have worked.

@simona1001

5 жыл бұрын

I'm neither a gynecologist nor Don Juan, but at least I know a kick between the legs DOES HURT even if you lack manly privates. Just like a kick to any other bodypart hurts, my foot isn't impervious to damage even though it lacks balls. So, it's stupid even if you assume Ramsay did make a completetly by-the-books castration. Since we probably can assume he didn't, whats left of Theons privates would likely be even more sensitive than they were before, in the same way scars are more sensitive compared with unhurt human skin.

The most disappointing point about Season 7: only 1 truly major character, Littlefinger, is killed. True lack of consequences.

Part of me really hopes Ralph talks about The "Long" Night

"Goddammnit, we wanted a zombie polar bear" - this pretty much sums up the GoT show for me.

@chickennuggets9784

6 жыл бұрын

Dany "bend the knee"

Littlefinger is a character who's entire arc is based around him trying to get the Iron Throne. Killing him off before he even got close to what he desired is a disservice to the character and Game of Thrones fans. Imagine if Season 7 ended with Littlefinger taking over Winterfell while Sansa, Arya, and Bran are exiled, imprisoned, or even killed. Then when Season 8 rolls around, we can watch as Littlefinger's rain as King of the North crumbles to the ground. Instead, he was killed in a happy little fan service moment because dumb fans hate him because he is evil and forget the fact that he is one of the most interesting characters on the show. Rant over.

@spacecase8888

6 жыл бұрын

The fight for the iron throne is pointless at this juncture of the story. It's been stated over and over again that if the army of the dead isn't defeated then it doesn't matter what skeleton sits on the iron throne. The story is in a different phase now, and Littlefinger has no place in it. He can't connive against the Night King. He can't plot against dragons. He is a useless character at this point, so best to kill him off now.

@keyboardcat2657

6 жыл бұрын

spacecase8888 Normie fucks like you are who dumb and dumber write for

@alexisogbemudia5458

6 жыл бұрын

I liked him way more than Arya and Sanaa

@gattabat

6 жыл бұрын

Ah I see such intelligent responses. "Quick, he's making some clear and good points. Lets call him a normie and insult for a point that wasn't made! Wow, we sure are good fans who aren't sheep"

@PrincessTripsy

6 жыл бұрын

I was so upset that Littlefinger got killed off pretty simply. He was one of the scarier wildcards of the story; you never knew what he was going to do. I liked that sense of unknowing he brought. Now it's just kind of gone. Could have been such an interesting dynamic towards the end of the series, but I guess not anymore.

And when we thought it couldnt get any worse.... s8e03 happened

Ohhh boi wait till u see season 8 fucckkk its worse

@johan4593

5 жыл бұрын

Especially the new episode. One of the worst anticlimactic episodes I've ever seen in a tv show

@aarongutierrez7705

5 жыл бұрын

ChaoticMartian everyone is saying this, but is it? I mean the only thing I didn’t like is almost all of episode 3, and the end of episode 4

@Maxisamo1

5 жыл бұрын

I still think 7 is worse. In season 8 the actions and decisions may seem sudden but none of them seem that flat out stupid (except maybe Jon telling Sansa and Arya that he's half Targaryan) like how the MOST IMPORTANT MAN IN THE NORTH GOES TO FIGHT THE UNDEAD WITH A SMALL GROUP SO THEY CAN GET CERSEI TO HELP THEM

@johan4593

5 жыл бұрын

@@Maxisamo1 did you not see the latest episode where there are like 1000 scorpions and one dragon and none of them hit. Or the dothraki being resurrected out of nowhere along with her unsullied. Or when a switch in her brain tells her to kill innocent people for no reason. She literally becomes the worst person to ever exist in the show and world in one episode

@Maxisamo1

5 жыл бұрын

@@johan4593 -Scorpions can't shoot straight up and this time Daeny was prepared (yes Rhaegal's death was dumb, but we're not talking about that) -They didn't show it properly but in episode 4 they say they lost roughly half of each group after the battle of Winterfell (that initial horde that went in with Jorah likely wasn't all of them) -Daeny's descent into madness was rushed, but it's there. It's hinted at in earlier seasons and heavily implied in a few scenes in this one. The main problem with this show is pacing. All the pieces are there, but they don't have enough breathing room.

Honestly out of everything I think I was the most angry about the greyscale removal. Like was his skin underneath not damaged at all??? Jora looks completely A-ok after having his skin peeled off????????

@Brandon-dq3vx

6 жыл бұрын

Audrey I don't remember seeing his skin after the removal, maybe it is kinda fucked up underneath his clothes. Been awhile since I've seen it though.

@Rhixera

6 жыл бұрын

Brandon Chan he had some greyscale on his face which is totally ridiculous because the dude looks like his face is fresh off of the baby’s butt not like they systematically carved the skin away

@Brandon-dq3vx

6 жыл бұрын

Audrey Yeeeeeah you right, you right. I looked for myself after making the comment.

@NightDany16

6 жыл бұрын

Thank you! No one mentions that. Like the notoriously deadly disease that almost no one can cure that Stannis fought for his daughter to not remove entirely but just stop it. Oh shit hey turns out you can just scrape it off! No biggie! The fucking writers have no respect to the original content at all! It's a GoT fanfic at this point

@gillianbrown8502

6 жыл бұрын

That scene had me feeling mildly pissed off. If it was just that easy as to peel it off then why has nobody tried before? Yes, I know greyscale is highly contagious but really...? To add to that, why didn't anyone try and do what had happened with Shireen where a maester somehow managed to prevent further growth of greyscale, or at least greatly subdue it. Surely someone could have tried that with Jorah, or did nobody know *how* Shireen's greyscale was taken care of? Not to mention, Sam got no reprocusions from treating Jorah against orders, which is understandable but even still.

The show seriously did Tyrion dirty in terms of his strategic mind. In the books it's a whole thing that he all but won the battle of the blackwater, but nobody gives him any credit for it

@gianni7038

6 жыл бұрын

Yes

@MDoorpsy

6 жыл бұрын

His plan was good. Remember, capturing Casterly Rock wasn't just a symbolic move, it was financial. They captured it to get access to the gold mines, which Tyrion did not know were empty. It was the reason that the Lannisters invaded High Garden: for their wealth, which they needed to hire mercenaries.

@thefearedESK

6 жыл бұрын

Nobody seems to remember the iron chain he had the blacksmiths forge to keep Stannis' fleet from retreating. He totally decimated an entire Navy and rallied the army of King's Landing. He developed his strategic mind after his first battle against Rob's army with the hill tribes. In the show he gets knocked out immediately but in the book he actually fights and survives.

@LeoSkyro

6 жыл бұрын

Actually imo the show makes him smarter. The Blackwater was a collaborative effort by him and Cersei with the Blackfire, while in the show he just recked them noobs with a ship. Also he really fucks up a lot throughout the books, while continuously thinking what a cunning genius he is....ugh

@icecoldnut5152

6 жыл бұрын

Trevor_Diggler That was a good scene in the book too. Didn't he fight a nobleman or something on the field and have the guy tell tyrion that there would be no honor in killing him and mockingly say yield? Then didn't tyrion outsmart him and manage to get him half crushed beneath a horse, then repeat the mockery by replying "do you yield?" That was an amazing part of the book. In the show it was just like "Battles are expensive to do so we're just gonna make you pass out ok?" Also im pretty sure hes like super nimble and quick in the book too.

I really hope you do make a video on season 8, episode 3 more specifically. Unless they do a 180 next monday and say it was all Bran dreaming or some shit i don't see how they redeem what just happened.

Jesus, he's gonna have a field day doing the season eight video.

GOT is like my life It started out promising, dipped into mediocrity, and is now free falling into a huge disappointment

@JFairy189

6 жыл бұрын

Robert Macaron Reminds me of the days of Dexter.

@DatcleanMochaJo

6 жыл бұрын

Holy shit, Robert

@MagicalPuddinPops

5 жыл бұрын

Depressingly relatable

@EzioMonty117

5 жыл бұрын

God that was a brilliant comparison. Well done sir

@FoxUnitNell

5 жыл бұрын

Notice when wokeness surrounded your life starting 5 years ago, and it was awful than okay once they toned it down for a year after complaints, but then immediately was surrounded by wokeness two years after it started because businesses saw it produced a lot of media attention and news stories so now your life is a minefield of wokeness.

The Sansa and Arya scene with them arguing to each other is only for the audience. D&D does this a lot to try and mimic G.R.R.'s subverted fantasy writing style by making trope fantasy scenes that lie to the audience. Old Game of Thrones would have surprised us like how Pen and Teller perform magic, layered with nuances and unconventional outcomes. But new Game of Thrones surprises us like David Blaine performs magic, saturated with spectacle over conventional outcomes while deceiving the audience in believing the mediocrity is intentional.

@Xmvtjets96X

6 жыл бұрын

Which is still better than an actual trope fantasy, to be fair

You’ll really love s8ep3. Also there was a deleted scene which showed that arya and sansa really did hate each other and weren’t pretending.

@FoxUnitNell

5 жыл бұрын

Do they include the scene in any cut of the episode (like on bluray/dvd)? With leaks and stuff, I'm wondering if the show was filming some scenes just to account for the staff on set and what they had seen so as to help detect the staff whom leak to the press.

@paulregan9304

5 жыл бұрын

@@FoxUnitNell I'm not sure I heard about it on EmergencyAwesome a couple years ago now.

Iron Bank Man's voice is great and all, but Berric Dondarrion. Holy shit that man's voice is godlike

@BenEd2

5 жыл бұрын

Imagine Beric, Tywin, Roose, Stannis and Jorah having dinner together. The collective gravitas from their voices would cure every man in Westeros of impotence.

@FoxUnitNell

5 жыл бұрын

The iron bank guy reminds me of Sherlock's brother in the BBC's Sherlock.

@EB0612

4 жыл бұрын

@@FoxUnitNell probably cuz hes played by the same actor🤦🏻‍♂️

I watched all 7 seasons to watch this video. Worth it.

@TimiT959

6 жыл бұрын

Lide It was all worth it for that zombie polar bear

@RyanDaly

6 жыл бұрын

Same.

@BMObreadboy

6 жыл бұрын

damn same i put it on my watch later for a solid month and a half

@stephen7725

5 жыл бұрын

I watched 6 seasons and 5 episodes for this. I GoT too frustrated.

@rudyhollander9516

5 жыл бұрын

same I was dying for a ralphthemoviemaker video but he said if I watched this video without watching the show then I'm a dickhead so I saw binged the show just to see this video xD

I just wanna hear ralph talk

@tonycd5304

6 жыл бұрын

kevin same here i could care less for the show but I like ralph.

Anyone with half a brain watching game of thrones at home: "This well-composed dialogue and amazing pacing really does an exceptional job at developing these character's personalities and keeps their story arcs flowing and dynamic." The slack-jawed idiots watching game of thrones in the bar: "YAY! DWAGONS!"

The fact that Ralph got annoyed with grayscale being cured in one night with it being a 3 season ark has me scared over what he’ll say about the night king dying in one night. F

@FoxUnitNell

5 жыл бұрын

Didn't sam have a sneak into the forbidden section of the library to see that it could be cured?

cgi Ghost > cgi zombie bear

@4ll3sb4n4n3

6 жыл бұрын

Ghost Khat would have been great, but nooo, I WANT MY BEAR!

I'm rooting for the Night King now.

@gregorykavivya875

5 жыл бұрын

Nietzsche's Moustache the only logical option after little finger.

@diagosman6452

5 жыл бұрын

I want this series to end with the night king sitting on the iron throne

@joevines3428

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha yes and Cerci, fuck Jon and fuck Dineris! (Can't spell)

@neveryoumind4466

5 жыл бұрын

I want Cercei to win!

@MarillSweatshirt

5 жыл бұрын

@@neveryoumind4466 😂

I hope you make another Game of Thrones video on Season 8. I’d like to hear your opinion on episode 3.

@johan4593

5 жыл бұрын

It was by far the worst episode of the entire show. The night king did nothing

@Hanfgurkenhasser

5 жыл бұрын

@@johan4593 He looked evil and resurrected a bunch of dead guys. Oh and a dragon. ...that was it.

Ralph: "The writing in season 7 sucks" Me: "oh just wait until season 8"

There were clearly two Deus Ex Machinas in the episode six... TWO! 1. Dragons making it there just in time 2. Benjin making it there just in time Maybe even more if you count the ice suddenly just collapsing entirely around the group, or Jon surviving his dip in the cold water... The whole episode was heresy of the highest order.

@brbjuke45

6 жыл бұрын

Lornext oh I'm sure we can think of more

@ChemySh

6 жыл бұрын

whoo, and Jon trying to kill more zombies instead of getting on Dany's dragon ? In that scene his party members have all made it aboard, and he as a seasoned soldier should have the situational awareness to know when to stop fighting and start running. The writers are asking me to feel "Oh shit" because one of the dragons turned undead after Jon was made to fuck up by bad writing ? Fuck off GoT. I hate season 7 with a passion. Mediocre parts I can tolerate, but a writing worse than high-school level especially in a crucial scene ? Ye, feck off.

@hhattonaom9729

6 жыл бұрын

3. Bran knowing everything

@Rakonax

6 жыл бұрын

jon is a targaryen, they can survive fire so why not cold water too

@MrDman21

6 жыл бұрын

With Littlefinger dead Bran is now the second smartest person on the show. :D

Lack of Consequences! Yes! That's exactly what's wrong with this season. You don't really feel like anyone could die at any time for their actions anymore. Everyone has plot armor. Of course they'll kill some characters off but they don't want to bring any new characters in at this point,.so they need to keep all the characters alive. Also, Tyrion is boring now. Varys is so boring now. They don't act like themselves anymore. Everyone's boring. I get that characters can change some and grow, but my god.

@yodasippin1317

6 жыл бұрын

DangerDan Thats the reason I don't like Daenerys...Not bc of anything SHE does but for how the writers make other, more interesting characters act around her...They RUIN other characters in favor of her...Its rlly annoying

Excellent analysis. You're maybe one of the few KZreadrs I can imagine having a fun, insightful and non-contentious discussion about the show. Very on point with the assessment of the season. NIce watch!

i love people complaining about Got...I came from the walking dead so anything is good for me

@x2z964

5 жыл бұрын

Daniel Renner Yeah well I complain about both of 'em but I will say Walking Dead is on life support at this point.

@indeyawillis4608

5 жыл бұрын

Twd is actually good now

@arrakis7132

5 жыл бұрын

Same!!i even had a full on 34 comment argument on s8 teaser trailer

@thomasmatthews478

5 жыл бұрын

X 2Z indeed 😂😂😂

Season 8 is probably going to be worse. Not only will it most likely have fast travel, fan service, and bad writing... But it is only going to be 6 episodes. And is going to be THE SEASON that ends the entire show.

@gonkdroid6301

6 жыл бұрын

Goff Cool 6 seasons 2 hours each... I'm fine with that

@SealofApprovalTWU

6 жыл бұрын

at least the show will end.

@SealofApprovalTWU

6 жыл бұрын

A Snarky Ninja it's sad to see how far the show has fallen because of two idiots.

@docchicken960

6 жыл бұрын

And they have SOOO many loose ends to tie up (far too many to fit into six episodes), and SOOO many characters to either kill off or otherwise successfully end their storylines in a satisfying way. Yeah, there is absolutely no way the series is going to end neatly.

@DeadKraken

6 жыл бұрын

I saw some theories that claim that the seventh season was a sort of "filler season" with big events and not so much attention put into details, to dedicate more time in actually good writing for the last one. Since writers have a limited amount of time to work on the script(unlike GRR"lazyassnigga"Martin) I hope this was the case, with them putting all their quality work into the last season. A woman can dream......;_;

Does this show have Charles Styles? If it does, I might watch it.

@morecowbell7868

6 жыл бұрын

Yes and he has great character development

@yashaswiiyer2466

6 жыл бұрын

I'll only watch the show if they have a Speedwagon like character.

@void_4871

6 жыл бұрын

There's a starman waiting in the sky CHARLES STYLES MYSTERY DINERS

@alley-man0557

6 жыл бұрын

There's a starman waiting in the sky CHARLES STILES,.... mystery dinners

@Tsar_Waddles

6 жыл бұрын

SPOILERS He releases the drone

Well from Gendry heading off to the dragons arriving is, if I remember correctly something like 12-14 hours (it's been a while since I watched the ep, so correct me if I'm wrong). In one earlier episode someone says "It's a thousand leagues from here to the wall" whilst in King's Landing. A league, Google tells me, is 5.556 km. That 5556 km (for the record, almost exactly the distance of London to New York) is presumably along the more or less straight King's Road, but let's assume that a raven flight from nearby Dragonstone to the Wall is a little less and make it a nice round 5000 km. Now let's also assume that the folks north of the wall had been going for about half a day before Gendry leaves. Let's say that they were going at about a 3 km/h tempo, which would be slow, but the conditions were pretty shitty. That means they are about 36 km from the wall or a distance 6/7 of a marathon. If Gendry does a strong 12 km/h over that distance, that's 3 hours to the wall (which considering he isn't fresh, the conditions are poor and the terrain is rugged would be extremely fast). Bringing Gendry in, getting the message ready and sending it... let's chuck on an extra hour. So of, conservatively 14 hours, we've used 4. In the remaining 10 hours there's 10,000 km of flying to be done - 5,000 by the raven to Dragonstone, 5,000 by the dragons back north. As noted in the video, Daenerys needs to do some deciding as well. Ravens can sustain speeds of 40 km/h over long distances, but the fastest long distance flyer on Earth, the Great Snipe can sustain just under 100 km/h. Dragons, with their giant wings (forget about the problematic weight to lift ratio for now), can maybe go a few times this speed, let's say 300 km/h. Well that doesn't work. The raven needs over 5 days of flying without rest (not how ravens work) and the dragons still need 16 hours and 45 minutes after the raven arrives. How fast would they have to go? Well maintaining the speed ratio between them (dragon is 7.5x faster than raven) and eliminating delay between raven arriving and dragon departing... the raven needs to travel over 550 km/h (far faster than the world's fastest animal, the peregrine falcon, in a dive) and the dragon at about 4,250 km/h. For real world comparison we need to look at the SR-71 Blackbird, the fastest ever plane, which achieved a peak speed of 3529.6 km/h. There's suspension of disbelief, but this really challenges it and seriously degrades their world-building.

@redfyresasoiaf

5 жыл бұрын

THANK YOu! I still can't stand how people try to defend that bs...

@Volsraphel

5 жыл бұрын

I don't remember it saying how long it took for the dragons to arrive. I was under the impression that they were there for days. Especially considering one of the guys freezes to death and the water has to refreeze again.

If you only new what they did to Season 8, Ep3...

@joujou264

5 жыл бұрын

SPOILER wE PLaNneD fOr It tO BE arYA siNcE 3 yeArS AgO

@anirudh9492

5 жыл бұрын

@@joujou264 3 fucking years and they thought it was cool. GRRM is gonna murder them.

@EzioMonty117

5 жыл бұрын

That episode was just 90% action and 10% actual good scenes. And that ending.....well everyone knows what happened so i'll just leave it at that

There was literally no reason why it should’ve been 7 episodes. There is 30% more content stuffed into 30% less episodes.

@abhJOKA

5 жыл бұрын

I really want to know why they did that

@FreeBandz658

5 жыл бұрын

abhJOKA politics most likely, the show costs a lot to produce I'm sure HBO didn't want it dragging on forever

@Fankas2000

5 жыл бұрын

@@FreeBandz658 But the show is making them lots of money. Why would they want less money.

@words3147

5 жыл бұрын

Honestly with the way they just ended episode 3 I'd wish they'd just cut the season down to 0 episodes. Christ that was the the most disappointing thing I've ever seen.

@mikaelmilnikov

5 жыл бұрын

Filth honestly, I feel the same way! This last season is probably the worst.

S H A L L W E B E G I N

@Xmvtjets96X

6 жыл бұрын

I don't see the big deal with that line tbh

@omaranimationsbr

5 жыл бұрын

@@Xmvtjets96X it treats the audience as dumb fucks who need """" bad ass"""" lines to enjoy the show

@TheJupiteL

5 жыл бұрын

shALl wE BEgiN ? ? ? ?

@denverbritto5606

5 жыл бұрын

Can you imagine Stannis ever saying "Let us begin!"

@arami187

5 жыл бұрын

George Lucas the shit out of that Scene!

Will you do a video about season 8?

@bbriggs7409

5 жыл бұрын

Shit just got more interesting lol 😆😆

@turtleanton6539

5 жыл бұрын

Its so bad. Mauler has a great video.

@bbriggs7409

5 жыл бұрын

@@turtleanton6539 I agree, Mauler 's video was the best

@LuckerW3

5 жыл бұрын

He has to. So many bad stuff.

Season 7 : nothing can be more lazy then me. Season 8 : hold my beer !

I'm a little disappointed that you didn't mention the scene when Olenna drank the poison then revealed to Jamie that she's the person responsible for Joffreys death. Kinda sad that some people gotta drink at a bar to emulate the feeling of having friends to watch a show with

@nathaneskin3572

6 жыл бұрын

Jaztec He did mention it briefly as being a good scene

Keep the SpongeBob music it's brilliant

@padaman1978

6 жыл бұрын

I was looking for a comment like this!

im more excited for ralphs video on season 8 than the finale of game of thrones. just let that sink in...

Season 8: HOLD MY BEER

@kduhtdkzrt

5 жыл бұрын

Unusual Mind king_robert_baratheon_passed_out_drunk.jpg

@FoxUnitNell

5 жыл бұрын

Season 8: hold my mead.

3:40 "I believe seasons one through four are exact copies of his books" actually yeah pretty much. Every change seems to be in an effort to simplify the expansive story or purely for budgetary reasons. One of the most faithful adaptations ever... Until season five.

The Sansa storyline was one of the worst changes from the books to the show

@NicoMarinao

6 жыл бұрын

Christopher Weeden considering d&d probably masturbated watching her get raped i agree. They are pigs

D&D: God damn it we want our zombie polar bear! Cersei: I want elephants!

This is pure gold, well done earned a sub. Also this deserves more recognition imo.

changes I would have made: 1. Make it 10 episodes 2. Make the removal of the greyscale cripple Jorah Mormont so he can't fight for Dany 3. Kill off Bron in episode 4 4. Have Jaime get captured by Dany 5. still do the white walker thing but make it take longer and give it higher stakes 6. Use the captured Jaime as a bargaining chip and only use the white walker to convince her that the threat is real 7. Make Theon's arc not shit

@HolyknightVader999

5 жыл бұрын

That would actually keep Cersei pacified. Keep Jaime as a prisoner, and the moment Cersei tries anything, the Targaryens cut open his throat and mail his head to Cersei. They should have done that.

@thrumugnyr

5 жыл бұрын

Theon didn't suffer so much to get this done to his arc.

@stillaliveplus1forme

5 жыл бұрын

1. Is literally impossible. They told HBO they were ending and HBO told them they would give them a raise for season 7 and that it would be the final season. They told HBO that 10 episodes wasn't enough but that they needed that money so HBO forced them to do an 8th season and split season 7 in half and in return they would give them 13 episodes. So season 8 is only 6 episodes with supposedly 75% of the seasons budget only in those episodes (so get ready for some Lord of the Rings level shit on a new scale). Basically if you made it 10 episodes then you would have to end the show completely on episode 10. Good luck with that. The writers did what they could to get us a proper 13 episode final season.

@Gojira98

5 жыл бұрын

8. Write it better. Seriously, sometimes I started thinking if I was watching a CW show. A lot of times characters said things that didn't make sense, and the dialogue felt forced.

@Zerath0

5 жыл бұрын

Have Jaime captured and use him as a bargaining chip again wouldn't be a very good or interesting plot point because that's already happened. Btw, I think that one guy should have died in beyond the wall episode, who almost got dragged underwater by zombies, that character no longer has a real purpose in the show, and his death would have been a good shock moment for that episode. And Benjen should have appeared at the beginning of the episode, build his relationship with Jon at least a little before he dies.

i'm pretty sure the whole idea behind the zombie polar bear was to pre-emptively showcase the night king's ability to raise non-humans so that when he raises Viserion it doesn't look like bullshit

@GreyEagle

6 жыл бұрын

panterathx undead horses too

@partytrumpet

6 жыл бұрын

>GoT fans >smart pick one

@sevenchambers

6 жыл бұрын

That polar bear was the only nonhuman zombie in the entire episode. Where were the undead giants? That scene was just filler. If you take it out there would be no impact on the story.

@tinykender1341

6 жыл бұрын

We see the walkers march a gazillion times. In any of those ocassion they could plop some undead animals without wasting so much time and money on a fucking zombie polar bear.

@fuzzydunlop7928

6 жыл бұрын

Don't give them too much credit, they've wanted to shoe-horn the polar bear in for seasons, now. There actually is an undead snowbear that appears in the books - they're not that clever.

After watching episode five of season 8, I’m looking forward to Ralph’s review more than the finale

If anyone here is from Season 8 episode 3, check out Mauler's video. It's absolutely Brilliant from start to finish