commenting so i can keep my kneecaps (great vid btw)

@merkbromerkington3215

10 ай бұрын

yeah plz don't hurt me

the moment you find a new youtuber and you bingewatch his whole catalog

@Mazaroth

5 ай бұрын

mood

@DanteHellDrive

4 ай бұрын

He's got nice touch of memes sprinked here and there, which makes these binge worthy

@zealot4043

3 ай бұрын

@@DanteHellDrivehe is like a Beutiful combination of the kilian experience and maxor and it slaps

@iNeedScissors67

2 ай бұрын

Me right now after stumbling across the Fallout 4 video and laughing a little too loudly in my office.

I just want to express how much I appreciate your commitment to making up dialogue that matches your choices for lip syncing

@TheSuperappelflap

24 күн бұрын

"enough of this hippy shit" was perfect

“Where we’re going we don’t need development roadmaps” 😂

Damn I just realized even Grandpa Big Beak’s daughter has daddy issues. She deserves a spot on the Normandy. Also jfc I forgot about Kai Leng what were they thinking

@BigBeakEntertainment

2 жыл бұрын

I'll say this for the guy. The man chooses a sword when everyone else has guns. I gotta respect the hustle.

The biggest problem with Andromeda is that the car still handles like shit, but in an entirely different way.

@assghoul

11 ай бұрын

The Mako is terrible but fun to drive. The Nomad is also terrible, but a frustrating PITA to drive.

@AndrooUK

2 ай бұрын

Come, now. That's not the biggest problem. What about the Pingu mouths, bowed legs, and severely corrosive levels of wokery? Okay, the car did handle like shit. But they had the jumping hover thing.

"and then Anderson decides to stay behind to form a resistance, what resistance David?"

"I'm telling on him." thank you dude, i needed that laugh so badly

“*cough cough* qualified immunity” Yeah man you are the first genuine hidden gem I’ve come across in a while. I sincerely hope you find nothing but success going forward.

How dare developers put a portrayal of consenting lovemaking in an 18+ rated space colonial action game full of war and murder!

@BigBeakEntertainment

Жыл бұрын

"I can excuse murder, but I draw the line at expressions of love and intimacy." - Fox News

@AndrooUK

2 ай бұрын

​@@BigBeakEntertainmentAh, Fox is pretty leftwing. It just pretends not to be so the overlords can capture 100% of the viewing audience. Almost all content coming out of Fox, even before Disney acquired it, was lefty. It just hid it better in its content than today's lefty cartoons that might as well just be half an hour of the CCP flag. I know the news channel isn't quite the same as the regular programming, but there's a reason that an allegedly conservative news channel is permitted to live on in the otherwise heavily leftwing mainstream media. It's controlled narrative, it sneaks in leftwing and woke values, subtly, inbetween its otherwise conservative sounding content. Also, the conservative messaging is the same small number of things, so that the real issues are avoided being discussed. It's a clever way for the elite to control the entire narrative that everyone receives, whilst making people think that they have a choice in news provider and ideology.

@AndrooUK

2 ай бұрын

​@@BigBeakEntertainment"I'm a cool content creator, willing to take the hard and unique position to make fun of Fox News because of sex in media, but still say 'heck' because I don't want to offend my precious American sensibilities and viewers."

@im_azraelle

2 ай бұрын

@@AndrooUK tf are you on about? he’s cursing in the first minute of the video lmao. when the first Mass Effect came out, it was literally on Fox News for being an “alien porn game” and was even majorly exaggerated by the anchors, saying the sex scenes were _controllable._ when the only alien you can sleep with in ME1 is Liara and it’s a quick, one minute, skippable scene with no actual nudity near the end of the game. but sure, go off i guess

@Kirbyoto2098

2 ай бұрын

@@AndrooUK Imagine just literally making shit up to get mad about.

Honestly, the bit about naming the MC Shepard is kinda brilliant in the most idiotic way, I love it.

This deserves more views. You're an awesome content creator.

"Liara Googles a walkthrough to find some answers." Glad I found this video. Lmao

I love you for making MAKO badass in this one.

One of the most under-appreciated videos on youtube. great job

"That was for [TACOS] you son of a bitch!" Tacos was my favorite ME2 character.

Your rundown of the loyalty missions made me think that perhaps some folks at BioWare reaaaaaally had a few unresolved traumas involving mom/dad/kids.

As someone who played ME2 way after the trilogy's heyday, I agree that it wasn't the best in the series. They went from a proper RPG with tons of atmospheric storytelling and actual world-building lore to find in the littlest of things...to throw that all away and 'jump cut' so to speak, to a zoomed-in character-driven microcosm of the once so large galaxy. It felt so much smaller, and so different from the first both in the storytelling and game-play sense. To anyone with the slightest interest in literature, ME3's 'endings' just felt bad. It felt like they hyped up 'all your choices matter' over the whole course of the trilogy so much that when it came to actually ending it...they knew they couldn't, not in a way that did it like they said it would. So they copped out. To me, those colored lights at the end are like Monty Python, signalling the police coming to arrest everyone instead of ending. At least Monty Python admitted to the literal 'cop out.' :P Hope that was enough of a comment to save me from your wrath! Glory to [whichever content creator I hated ten seconds ago]!

so while watching this my mother thought I was listening to a documentary about tom hank's life that was voiced by tom hank 👍

@BigBeakEntertainment

2 жыл бұрын

And that's when I learned that I and Tom Hanks are the same person.

How in the balls does this only have a thousand views? This is great

Who else is excited for Mass Effect: Andromeda 2?

@Qwizzyx

2 жыл бұрын

please no.

@DatGitGhaz

2 жыл бұрын

Literally no one lol

@Khronogi

10 ай бұрын

MMEEEEEE! I just wanted more from Andromeda, more plot, more story, more gameplay, more alien races, more characters, more tiny little features.

@CptManboobs

10 ай бұрын

I just barfed in my mouth.

@revurius_the_eldritch9983

7 ай бұрын

I liked andromeda. Wasn't as good by a long shot as prior entries, but for a Mass Effect game targeted for newer audiences it wasn't awful. It just needs a lot of fixes.

Absolutely fantastic video.The editing was hilarious as was the overal explanation of the series....and I love that Bigby agrees that the first game is the best in the series.

This is seriously great. I hope your channel keeps growing 🐣

Opening the door and asking the broom if it's ready for a bedtime story is worthy of a subscription

‘I’m sorry did I fucking stutter’

Came here from the New Vegas video. Love your videos man! I kinda get the vibe that you are the guy DJ Peachcobbler is stealing his medication from, that is why he is so calm and you are speaking so fast. Anyway, that is my headcanon! Subscribed!

Came here from your Fallout 3 video. Really funny! Glad to see your channel seems to have been discovered

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite video on KZread.

okay this video is full of comedy gold, but the garage bit actually had me laughing for several minutes straight

Idk how I found this channel but it had become my favorite channel.

My God, this was top level content. Nice one man !

I didn't see this coming, but I'll gladly take it! thank you for the hard work!

Love this style of video and editing. Humor is on point. Subbed my friend.

This whole channel is underated

You didnt even put a single "lets bang, K?" in there, impressive restraint.

How is this guy not super popular yet 😂

I really want to be able to argue that Mass Effect 2 is actually the best of the trilogy because of the strong focus on characters and solid writing, but they introduced the fucking hammerhead in that game and tried to act like that was an acceptable replacement for my beautiful Mako. 2/10 game. Give me a goddamn tank that can actually take some punishment or just give up and take it out completely like ME3 did.

@BigBeakEntertainment

2 жыл бұрын

More Wrex. More car. Any deviation in the next Mass Effect and I will riot.

Absolutely wonderful work

They made the car SO much better in the legendary edition, as well as adding actual autosaves to the first game

These are fantastic! Thank you.

I can hear the menu sounds on that intro music

This was hillarious, beyond me how this doesnt have millions of views, thanks for this!

25:50 i remember when I first heard that "war crime scrub" line, to this day it still cracks me up.

This video and channel in general deserve so much more attention

Shepard really has a phd in changing peoples minds

I need “I’m the most badass badass that ever assed badly” on a tshirt 😂😂

Your videos are very entertaining.

@BigBeakEntertainment

2 жыл бұрын

That's why the call me Big Beak Entertaining.

Thanks for all the tedious work, I enjoy your content.

My favorite part was about Shepard Shepard driving feet up the ghost boys ass 😂 this was awesome, good work!

Found you from your New Vegas vid. So glad bc your humor is so up my alley

I don't get how you don't have more subscribers. I love this channel.

Binging all this content, just gold.

You have way too few subscribers for how well made this is

You can fight like a Krogan, run like a leopard But you'll never be better than Commander Shepard

watching this for the 4th time and realising that bro forgot about the REAL REAL ending of ME 3 The one that you shoot the ghost kid and everything goes to shit

Kai Lang is a Thanos reference lol Lang: I'm finally going to kill you Shapard! Shapard: I don't even know who you are...

Well, time to watch all your videos to give the yt algorithm the wake up call to your channel you need

Oh boy, I can't wait for Mass Effect 4: The Search for Shepard (because he's not paying his Child Support)

I can't believe you just rickrolled me

The BTF bit at the end killed me… That is hilarious.

so FUNNY X) wAS to tired last night, but now I watch it with the coffee in the morning. Thank you for a great video about great trilogy.

Legitimately some of the funniest shit I've seen in weeks

holy shit the back to the future part killed me lmao saludos de chile

Goddamnit, now I wanna finish my 2nd playthrough of Cyberpunk 😅

I hope someone has hired you as a writer. Your videos are all top tier comedy.

this dude is on his way

This was fucking hysterical. A+ writing.

The Bioshock Noveria bit was gold.

Wow! It's just how I remembered it!

I love Mass Effect. It's been a major part of my adolescence. This video was brilliant.

Wow, that grandpa bit does so much for my parasocial relationship this your channel

The House of Representatives have 4 characters. Man with R next to name, woman with R next to name, man with D next to name, and woman with D next to name. There's no functional difference, they're all just pallette swaps.

As a point of contention, ME2 is the best game of the three to earn the name "Ass Effect". We all know why.

If I had a dollar every time this phrase was used in this video, I'd have two dollars. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, isn't it...

@BigBeakEntertainment

2 жыл бұрын

It's like poetry. It rhymes.

The fucking dialogue skip at 21:17 was gold.

I offer this comment as a sacrifice to the gods of the algorithm

@merciful_poseidon

15 күн бұрын

Your sacrifice was accepted. This is the first Beak video to ever pop up in my feed

Ah yes: Commander Shepherd Shepard the great Hero of the Citadel

I’m actually furious this doesn’t have a bajillion likes

man, this is classic (g)old youtube content!

What’s that music that’s in the prologue that like light ambient music

@BigBeakEntertainment

11 ай бұрын

That's Vigils Theme from Mass Effect 1

Love your channel and content. Just wish I could find that saxophone track you use.

underrated creator

the citadel is basically onu

I am extremely disappointed that Shepard and the Illusive Man aren't the same person

@BigBeakEntertainment

2 жыл бұрын

And that's when you find out that Shepard... and Shepherd are the same person.

**like** Yes sir, please don't hurt me sir.

This and the new vegas video fill my nees for Big Beak to say "mailman" Idk why but I love the way he says it

You put in a ton of effort and it turned out really well, and I'm sad to see that the Algorithm fucking hates you.

i honestly thought Ashley is a sleeper agent for Cerberus

Way underrated video

Asari: Women Turians: Birds Krogan: Frogs Salarians: Worms

Fantastic work.

I was today years old when youtube recommended you to me, I am not disappointed

You should probably tag Kilian Experience in the description because there are a lot of jokes that seem very similar to the ones made in his Mass Effect video from seven years ago. One maybe two would seem like a coincidence but there are more than that and you even delivered them with the same inflections…

Mass Effect is a pretty good sequel to Cyberpunk 2077

Awesome video bro

Suspend him with pay

look people irl will sign up for the face eating leopards party they absolutely would sell out to the collectors

Well made :)

This is dangerously underrated

This made me lol so many times I love it