It's always the shitty kids movies that tears the crew apart

@Anthonycheesman33

7 жыл бұрын

TheDreamer2O8 lol to true every kids movie

8:22 Martin: "Hello darkness, my old friend..."

@coyotefever105

7 жыл бұрын

ARMJJB He had it coming

Martin has the look of "I'm too old for this shit" through this entire review lol

I love how the moment he heard that Sir Patrick Stewart was playing Poop, Martin just went in his head "I am not playing devil's advocate for this shit. I am out!". That really seemed to crush his spirits, ha, ha.

I feel like this movie was made by people who wanted to recreate inside out but haven't seen it and only been given a description of it once.

@GritsnBeans

7 жыл бұрын

Mehkih G More like Wreck it Ralph, Inside out, Zootopia, and Toy Story 3.......but really really bad.

@cameronbonham3663

7 жыл бұрын

This was not the worst movie of all time, I equate it to Finding Nemo (Inside Out) to Shark Tales (Emoji Movie)

@eb-the-gamer6287

7 жыл бұрын

Its inside out, Lego movie, wreck it Ralph, and EVERY BUDDY MOVIE EVER.

@LegoWarFims

7 жыл бұрын

Bonchops Finding Dory Was kinda boring

@dasboom7133

7 жыл бұрын

Mehkih G people keep saying it's like Inside Out but it isnt, this is wreck it ralph, pure and simple. It has more to do with saving private ryan than inside out.

I don't get it. Aren't emojis a part of a phone's native text messaging app? So resetting the phone wouldn't erase them at all, the data would be erased, but the emojis would still be in the native messaging app. What's the danger? Seriously I don't get it.

@trialerrorsharer9398

4 жыл бұрын

If anything their memories or perhaps world would be erased and they would have to rebuild it.

@CWPEN

4 жыл бұрын

Thank You!!!

@rouyworld7551

Жыл бұрын

THANK YOU

@synchronizedelbow5702

Жыл бұрын

How DARE you use "LOgiC" and "cOMmoN SEnsE" with The Emoji Movie? Knowing the cryptic, mummified corporate execs who funded this never got past rotary phones and beepers?! Take that brain of yours to a Pixar review....

I love Martin's face after he learned Patrick Stewart was Poop Emoji. He looks like he died inside for a few seconds.

@azraelswrd

7 жыл бұрын

@ 8:19 for anyone who wants to see the best reaction in this vid. LOL. I almost felt bad for Martin since he didn't know....

@TheSpawnfan

7 жыл бұрын

They should have inserted a Picard facepalm clip on that one too.

@sonicsnake44

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah that shit was funny as hell.

@christscrackers647

3 жыл бұрын

That's literally what I said when I saw Martin's face too! XD

Girts: "High Five is the most annoying character ever!" Goodwin: "Hands down!" 😏😏😏

@aadityabhattacharya

6 жыл бұрын

Mauricio Vasquez Martin will be happy as fuck

@ArmbarArcade

6 жыл бұрын

*The Who plays*

@sometimesidontunderstand0029

4 жыл бұрын

Ha!

@kevennava1476

3 жыл бұрын

Corey: "FUCK YOURSELF"!

Hearing a grown ass man say Mr. Doodoo... a thousand upvotes.

Was wondering if my 5-year-old could tell how bad it really was. Halfway thru the movie, he turns to me and says, "Let's go home." Smart kid. We left.

I love how Corey always feels so personally attacked by the end xD

@NYCbabyJes

4 жыл бұрын

*He's so narcissistic, man. Everyone has to agree with him or he feels attacked and they feel out of a job. Look how it is now 2 years later. Just based around his opinions and everyone now smiling, laughing and completely agreeing with him and if they don't they look like they feel obligated to change their answers. It's sad :(*

@CLDJ227

3 жыл бұрын

@@NYCbabyJes 2-3 years later it's basically the same as in there are plenty of time Korey has had disagreements with his co stars on the show and doesn't clap back at them at least not seriously.

@giovanniluke3882

Жыл бұрын

@@NYCbabyJes Calm down Nancy

Listening to people review this movie is like ASMR to my ears.

@pnbproductions6008

7 жыл бұрын

bwhahahaha true, true

@zipdakill

2 жыл бұрын

Scarface! Didn’t expect to see you anywhere other than the GBorBB comment section!

@SCARFACE9511

2 жыл бұрын

@@zipdakill glad to see my guy has good taste in bad movies 😎

*video starts* it was shit *video ends*

@RalphJr-xp3hp

7 жыл бұрын

Haaris Rajah 😂 Haha.

The emoji movie has caused double toasted civil war

I like how Korey said this movie didn't strongly effect him but It clearly did.

This is the same studio that wants to make a Venom movie without Spider-Man. Lmao

@chickennuggetmaster3602

7 жыл бұрын

Sofa King Dope Wait what??!! That's the single most stupid idea I've ever heard, and I'm on a video about the EMOJI MOVIE!!!!!! >:(

@azraelswrd

7 жыл бұрын

Yup, almost as crazy as a He-Man movie without Skeletor. I don't know how these people stay employed in Hollywood....

@LeFlurLeflaEshkoshka

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah man that's the word that's going around. They do have Tom Hardy as Venom but I don't really know how you would introduce Venom without Spider-Man. God damn it, I didn't know about the He-Man movie with no Skelator. Fuck!

@TooCooFoYou

7 жыл бұрын

Sofa King Dope There's no He-Man movie being made, he's just saying as an example.

@dylansmith5206

4 жыл бұрын

And the same studio that vomited out whatever the Hell Pixels was supposed to be. Letting Adam Sandler take a dump all over what might have been a decent adaptation of a short film. Is it fair to say that Sony's film division should just cease to exist and they should making films all together? They can at least make a few good video game consoles and electronic's. But they can't do anything else correct.

Wait this kid has said that he can't talk to a girl he likes then why does he have her number?

@Owlsdontsleepatnight

7 жыл бұрын

Facebook app provides all your friends' numbers who have them posted on facebook. That's how most people get other people's numbers without talking to them.

@S.E.J

7 жыл бұрын

captain night owl Damn, your right. This movie is actually amazing, now that I think about it

@MsFluffyninja7

7 жыл бұрын

Are they facebook friends I fell asleep during this movie and I don't remember

@Owlsdontsleepatnight

7 жыл бұрын

jakesworld12 "This movie is actually amazing, now that I think about it" Whoa! Don't get it twisted! This movie is an abysmal dumpster fire! Was just giving an answer for a question I saw a lot of people ask.

@sharonspears-mandeville2369

4 жыл бұрын

I dunno,I but can theorize that..I think that: He got his buddy to ask her _FOR HIM_ .. Buddy on video is right- _Alex,you creeping_

My 9 yr old brother says he wants to watch this... I disowned him.

@skinnyzachfilms

6 жыл бұрын

Willie Beckley I don't think you can disown a sibling.... lol

@KhayJayArt

4 жыл бұрын

Dont be a dick. Your brother is just a kid. Show him a real animated movie

High five is the most annoying character .. Hands down

@user-ms7ez6tu7b

6 жыл бұрын

Pun intended?

@aadityabhattacharya

6 жыл бұрын

That's some Edgar Write stuff

26:19 " I really felt like: If this movie ruined you day, ruined your life,... 'crushed your soul',... wtf...! What's your life to begin with!?" Best summary of all the frisson caused by this movie, by far 😆! Corey was absolutely on point with that

Why even review it? We all know it's Better Than Sex.

@annalabagaba

7 жыл бұрын

TJ Hastie Don't know man, seems a bit Oscar baity to me. I think it's a high full price.

@Timliu92

7 жыл бұрын

TJ Hastie This movie is in the same league as the greatest animated films in history such as the first 2 Toy Story films & Finding Nemo ;)

@wolfie23288

7 жыл бұрын

XD

@redsgrave2003

7 жыл бұрын

Eisenstein, Kurosawa, Truffaut and the rest of cinema's masters are obsolete now that we have Le film Emoji. This movie is the sum of human achievement

@lughano5253

7 жыл бұрын

TJ Hastie 2017 still call u spill never gona stop

The look on Martin's face when he learns that the Shit Emoji is voiced by Sir Patrick Stewart. That is a look of pure "What the fuck!?"

Most anticipated review lol Sony fucks up again

@RalphJr-xp3hp

7 жыл бұрын

BLVCK Atlantian I'm just ready for Sony to just give up. They suck at comedy, adult cartoons, action films, etc. Why isn't Sony learning from their mistakes? lol

@DanPlotMix

6 жыл бұрын

Maybe if they made Popeye and release it now, they would've been something.

@MrAlcazar

6 жыл бұрын

As usual.

''Why are we still here just to suffer'' give that dude a gold star

Martin's laughter is everything!

I sure miss these four together

THIS IS GOING TO BE GOOD !!!!!!

This movie almost beat Dunkirk at the box office really people have no taste anymore Dunkirk was a masterpiece and this does not deserve to be a movie

@palesarox13

4 жыл бұрын

Also kids

I wont lie when I saw the cartoon version of Lil Pump playing with a figet spineer and watching a video of the harlem shake I walked out the theater

16:57 "hands down" Really? No one on camera caught that?

@rodolforodriguez4447

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I got it

Towards the end of this review I had the laugh emoji all over my face. That dispute was gold

Martin's laugh at 31:26, holy shit...😂

5 seconds in and I know this review will be a blast.

That cold 7 seconds in of Goodwin snapping at Coleman. Awdisgonbegud

That's why I love you guys. You speak the truth and call out the bullshit. Critics are exaggerating on how they felt watching the movie.

Seriously, Goodwin's opinion on TJ Miller is on par with Cohost's opinion of Kevin James.

@MrCaveman366

7 жыл бұрын

Luke Cochran they both suck tough

@jcoch1r

7 жыл бұрын

MrCaveman366 I don't know I think TJ has had more hits.

It's even funnier when you realize that the lead actor stated that this movie was supposed to "fight trump" and make kids adopt "progressive values."

@jonnisko

7 жыл бұрын

Christian Lampley Oh wow. Politics in my movies. Because that worked SO well for the Ghostbusters...

@sillygoose635

4 жыл бұрын

@@jonnisko In an alt universe?

@wacodraco1558

4 жыл бұрын

Stevie sarcasm dude. Sarcasm…

8:23 Martin's face is just everything 16:53 Literally hands down

THE REVIEW KZreads been waiting for HOT DAMN I was surprised this wasnt up earlier haha but thank god for the Sunday Service Podcast xD 10:11 I know this a throwback to spill BUT DAYUM Korey straight up pulled the ol Lets Do This Preacher with that lmfao 😂🔫

@SkullyDoggy

7 жыл бұрын

Yes

@wolfie23288

7 жыл бұрын

XD

@SeanGokuu

7 жыл бұрын

JaxBlade holy crap! Are you talkin about the Watchmen Preacher who got pissed at them for making Michael Bay have an American Flag boner?

@SeanGokuu

7 жыл бұрын

JaxBlade wait!!!! I remember now! The public access preacher! Who had a Yellow Pages instead of a Bible!

@JaxBlade

7 жыл бұрын

the *I'm GOD AND BITCH YOU NOT* preacher haha

Corey: "I don't have hate in my heart." *50 Shades of Black has entered the chat*

11:53: I got-I got-I got-I got-I got-I got robbed of my time!

I love CG at the end "You think this is a fucking game?!" LMAO I had to watch that over and over!

The Popeye movie is the only hope Sony animation has now.

@ivancorredera4241

6 жыл бұрын

geardog24 they cancelled it to put more emphasis on the production on this movie.

@zerowolf0006

6 жыл бұрын

geardog24 I got bad news friend

@arnold20139

6 жыл бұрын

This is gonna break your heart, I'm pretty sure Sony will never make the Popeye movie. Sony cancelled it, to make this god awful Emoji Movie. Rest in piece Popeye. You Will be missed.

@ECL28E

6 жыл бұрын

Wrong. It was delayed

@salaciouspancakes

5 жыл бұрын

Then came Spider-Man to save the day

Can't wait for the days that this channel gets hundreds of thousand of views on each video

Hilarious review! Just wanted to thank y'all for your work. After seeing your appearance on the schmoedown I became a fan. Now y'all are one of my fav channels. Cheers! 🤑

Thanks for calling out the piling on critics were doing. The movie might deserve bad reviews, but it's a Rotten Tomatoes trend that's getting annoying.

@sonicboomers122

7 жыл бұрын

If any movie deserved to be piled onto it is this thing.

I can listen to 30 mins of Martin laughing

"he's a young boy, they're all creeps" ~Martin Thomas, 2017

Goodwin is right THIS AIN'T A GAME SON

I'm always disappointed when Martin didn't watch the movie, especially the bad ones

The end of the where the two Koreys go at it was hilarious..lol

I’ve just been binge watching these review videos and I can’t stop laughing at martin’s laugh at 21:18.

Make no mistake, it is genuinely shit. The same way Jem and the Holograms turned out as awful as everyone expected, the same is true for this. There are literally hundreds of movies you could rent for your kids than waste time taking them to see this

@UnCreativeDeconstructionism

7 жыл бұрын

Wasting money too

@BratzRockAngels

5 жыл бұрын

@Dr. Phanters No, it was in the theaters for about 2 weeks. 💜

It's all ready on IMDB's Bottom 100 list.

I'm sooo glad they made that movie... just so we could get this review ^^

Remember the Pixels movie? All that phony outrage over a film everyone knew was going to suck? Same thing here.

I love how Korey gets so defensive even when nobody is yelling at him! I'm with Girts and Goodwin, fuck this piece of 💩. Great review as always guys!!!

Nice to see that double toasted was a fan of the new kendrick album 💯

You know what the said thing is? This movie is still going to make it's budget back, and we will get sequel. All because people are going to see this movie "ironically" oblivious to the fact that movie studios don't care about reviews, they care about the end result.

What I get from Cory: it's bad but it's not offensively bad, at least no more so than any other shameless cash-in flick. It's easier to skewer the property (emojis) as it doesn't have any nostalgic cache to really ruin unlike something like Ninja Turtles or whatever.

man they did that whole timeshare joke so much better in the Karate Island episode of Spongebob

What I would have done with this concept, would be to make all the Emoji's thespians. And when they're picked, it's their time to act on stage. They love it, and you would see them rehearsing their specific emotes and such, as though they were putting on a Shakespearean play. Sure, can't have much of a story around that, but it's a pretty weak concept to begin with. Only so much you can do with it.

The dookie washing hands made me laugh lol

Mr Doo Doo 💩 😂🤣😂

The moment you cast Sir Patrick Stewart as a living piece of excrement you know that your movie has been stillborn.

Goodwin has it right - I'm a teen and the eggplant emoji is probably the most widely used one in my social circles

HOLY SHIT SPILL IS BACK Well, sorta, but it's good to see you guys back in the reviewing game. I've missed you so much since Spill stopped existing.

Yes. I have been refreshing your page for days. THANK YOU.

Emoji movie turned y'all against each other 😂😂😂

The emoji movie boy.. it will fuck you up for life!

If Billy was here he'd be laughing like no tomorrow at "Mr. Doo Doo".

Martin's laugh at 24:26 😂😂😂

*sees thumbnail* Quick, watch it before it gets taken down!

Stephen Wright feels like the perfect 'meh' delivery/voice xD

i was waiting for this video!!!!!

Goodwin has a condescending way about him that I hate. "You didn't give me an answer." He just did. Also things like I wasn't shouting. Nigga that ain't the point it's hyperbolic

This sounds like a rental after some reflection. Emoji Movie or Smurfs? Edit: lmao 31:20 Gurts coming at him like a marriage counselor. Edit2: twas worth it just for this review.

There is more emotional complexity at the end of this movie review than in an entire movie about characters whose job it is to portray emotion...

15:35 It may not have been funny but it was damned accurate. Timeshare salesmen are genuinely EVIL.

Before the movie started they had a 5 minute Hotel Transylvania short, it was just about Adam Sandler as Dracula taking care of a giant puppy, AND IT WAS ACTUALLY FUNNY!

I was waiting for Korey to go, “Martin, get this boy off my case!”

20:12 to be fair there is some possibility that The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy was created because the creator was somewhat drunk when he noticed an Hitchhiker's Guide to a country he was in.

I’m glad somebody laughed at Goodwin’s “hands down”

I've been anticipating this review more than I've been anticipating Korey fixing his game cube.

@MrTwon1610

7 жыл бұрын

Do Gamefly still bring to your house......TO YOU?

31:25 I love Martin lol

10:00 I'm dying! That was the best! :D

"whats yo name boy" LMAO

it would of been a more entertaining movie if Alex got stuck in his phone and then he travels through the apps with the emojis

@TheAngelmisa

6 жыл бұрын

pricila Then poor Alex would scream Nooooooooooooooo! As all those annoying emojis stare at him..........

Martin's laugh at the end 😁😁😁😁😁

If there's one thing this movie is good for, it at least gave us the novelty of being able to say that esteemed thespian, Sir Patrick Stewart, played a pile of feces.

Sony actually passed up Popeye for THIS?!

Martin laughing at the password is hilarious

Patrick Stewart voicing Mr. Doodoo was the beginning of the end for him, man. This and Picard pretty much proved to me that he’s just check chasing nowadays.

I am so happy that y'all finally review this movie

Clicked faster than anything I've ever clicked on

I never been so excited for a review in my life

The most anticipated review of the year

I've literally been waiting for y'all to review this

Oh man I have been waiting for this. This is gonna be great

I love how they say the eggplant emoji isn't used at all. lmao