'they took my gun and made it a gun" priceless

Geo Storm sounds like it could be a season of Power Rangers.

@batmank234

6 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@QueenA.G.

6 жыл бұрын

Ren Davis Your comment MADE MY DAY!! Go go power rangers! Geo Storm! Red ranger-Fire storm Blue ranger-Rain storm Yellow ranger- Solar storm Black ranger-Dust storm Pink ranger- Wind storm White ranger- Ice storm Just spoofing for kicks LOL I’d watch that Power Rangers season if it was real, got the idea right here, and maybe to keep up to speed with the “times” the rangers are probably gonna be ALL girls

@IsmashedtoRedbone

4 жыл бұрын

Power rangers ninja storm is close

@29wanya

Жыл бұрын

I just found this comment all these years later and I'm a big fan of power rangers so you deserve this like my good sir! And i would low key watch a season of that.

Martin setting on the same side as Korey is weirding me out.

@RoddyRodbb

6 жыл бұрын

badman3000 I thought it was just me! Lol

@knowthelife

6 жыл бұрын

Martin showed up late to the review. ..that's why he is not in his normal position

@ClandestineSnowman

6 жыл бұрын

But that doesn't explain why Gertz is in the wrong spot...

@knowthelife

6 жыл бұрын

RandomBattleXP I watched the full show...When it's just 3 people, Girts and Korey G sit opposite Korey C (it's easer for Korey C to control the cameras that way) check other videos when it's just 3 of them...When Martin showed up late (they didn't think he would make the show that day) he just sat in the empty seat by Korey C.

@wolfie23288

6 жыл бұрын

XD

Releasing this movie right after all this shit with the hurricanes is like if you had released MAN OF STEEL two months after 9/11.

This movie is going to be comedy gold. The execs who authorised a $120m budget for this are a funny bunch of people.😂

To defend the movie a bit, two brothers can have different accents. Christopher Nolan and his brother Jonathan were both born in the UK and moved to the US as kids. However, Christopher retained the English accent and Jonathan developed an American accent.

@desirereleased3423

6 жыл бұрын

Curtius Heosphoros I wonder how arguments between them are lol

@eme.261

5 жыл бұрын

It happens. My sisters and I were born in Jamaica and attended British prep schools. We emigrated to the US in our teens and due to my work for a British company, my accent leans heavily on the Queen's English side, my older sister's accent is heavily tinged with Jamaican patois and my younger sister's accent is very New York City.

@moses9647

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah except Gerard Butler has a history of not being able to shake that Scottish accent lately so it was clearly the director asking them to put that one line in cause his American accent wasn't cutting it

Girts is lowkey becoming one of the funniest dudes on this show...died at 'Geostorm squad' lol

@bobgray6498

6 жыл бұрын

loveintherain I love his one liners 😁

@EzeICE

6 жыл бұрын

loveintherain nah Girts is od hilarious. Always has been

@byronvisiado09

6 жыл бұрын

LMAO I did too. That's one of his go-to jokes and I die every time hahaha

Seeing martin and kory in the same screen warms the heart

Get Out is the only movie that a character said the movie title and it sounded natural...

@fightingmedialounge519

4 жыл бұрын

What about thor or capitan america or black panther.

@charlespresleypatrick

4 жыл бұрын

And “IT”

"They hacked the weather." I'm actually fucking sobbing with laughter.

Beware, if you say "GeoStorm" 3 times the sequel will appear.

@yakuza01

4 жыл бұрын

Bye Bye GeoStorm. Don't say it! Don't think it!

@NH-rx2kd

3 жыл бұрын

Directed by Asylum lol

This should've been called " Our weather controller space station has fallen"

Gerard Butler was a fantastic scientist/astronaut. MTV award nominee Tara Reid did it in the Uwe Boll classic Alone in the Dark. The girl from that one movie Denise Richards did it in The World is Not Enough. Bill Cosby did it in Leonard 6 and that guy is doing great.

@SkyelarEagle

6 жыл бұрын

VanRocCarMor nice troll but good research

Thinking back on the episode you did on the trailer...yall knew what you were getting! LMAOOOO!!!!!!!!

*WHAT IS THIS, SOME KIND OF GEOSTORM SQUAD?*

@captainramsey6121

6 жыл бұрын

+ Jayfive276 Boi ✋

@christinalittleton2242

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah! Wait... Geostorm Squad and Suicide Squad- *runs to the nearest phone* Operator? Contact any Hollywood directors that created any movies from SyFy channel, I got an idea for a crossover that's so crazy, it makes the Joker look sane by comparison! *clicks, then dial tone* Hello? H-hello?

The Warner Siblings (Yakko, Wakko & Dot) will hate this too.

@QueenA.G.

6 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣 PRAISE!! your comment MADE MY FREAKING DAY!!! 🤟🤟🤟🤟 #Animaniacs

This looks like one of those disaster movie 2-part miniseries from the early 2000s.

@th3ronin407

6 жыл бұрын

29AndreG a syfy original

the premise sounds like a parody movie that Trey Parker & Matt Stone (South Park duo) would make. In fact, Team America was originally suppose to be a puppet parody of The Day After Tomorrow.

girtz was on a role in this one. he showed up prime for jokes

This is a bad weekend for movies among geostorm, madea and the snowman... God damn

@2049571

6 жыл бұрын

Hey, i'm not seeing Madea, but i'm giving Geostrom and The Snowman a chance

"...SOME KIND of geostorm squad!!"

The moment Ed Harris showed up, I knew where this was going.

@desirereleased3423

6 жыл бұрын

Drew Gars he looked like he was bribed to be in it

@magicemperor2420

3 жыл бұрын

“The glory days of 1945!! When AMERICA was a SHINING”-whatever he said.

They out-run electricity??? I hadn't heard of anything that stupid since Jake Gyllenhaal's crew ran from the cold in The Day After Tomorrow

I have very bad anxiety so listening to these dudes at 5 in the morning was the cure! Ya'll are fucking funny.

@dgdfyhd

6 жыл бұрын

Alana Branch Don't worry. Be happy!

“Is it beyond D-box?” 😂😂

That plane part wtf? 😂😂😂😂😂

Thank god for the upload something to watch on my only day off!!! Ty DT

They couldn’t pack this with action scenes, because they didn’t have the budget for it. So, they tried to pad it out with some half ass drama, since scenes of people talking cost way less to film. This usually happens with DTV or made-for-TV flicks. It’s rare to see this with a theatrically released production, which definitely explains why the studio was so reluctant to release it. Geostorm should’ve gone the DTV route.

Its weird seeing Korey and Martin on the SAME side!

When Gerard Butler does an American accent, he sounds like a guy doing an imitation of Jackie Gleason. And then, in this movie? The guy who played his little brother did an imitation of his imitation. This is my new favorite bad disaster movie!

Is it so hard to change a script that says "i'm from America" to "i'm from Scotland" it's not like there is some deep written lore they have to abide to..

This movie lost me at "Environmental Cyber Terrorism".

@battlion507

6 жыл бұрын

Eli DEVITT Must be a new thing in future...

SSSHHIIIEEttt!!!..... That GIRTS was on fire in this review!!

I saw this really late, so I was awake for maybe 40% of this. Good to know I didn't really miss anything. lol The scene when the woman out runs the weather was my favorite scene too 😁

Korey sitting next to Martin?? Has that ever happened before on Double Toasted?

To be fair we all knew it was gonna suck cuz Andy Garcia is in it that guy hasn't been in a good movie since the 90s lol

Put up the "Snowman" review next! I couldn't stop laughing.

@bobgray6498

6 жыл бұрын

Taylor Nickels that's what I'm waiting for 😁

@th3ronin407

6 жыл бұрын

Taylor Nickels comedy of the year on accident lol

25:37 Girtz I see you, I caught that reference

oh I've been waiting for this review.... not because I want to see the movie but for the laughs...

This review was hilarious.

I saw this movie on TNT Monday or Tuesday and I saw where you was talking about the lady that outran that storm. She was damn gone. I am trying to figure out how she beat every damn body to avoid being turned to ice and the airplane got hit but she didn't.

So no one is going to address that Martin and Korey is sitting on the same side? Ok.

@andreware2039

6 жыл бұрын

The end is nigh....

@davidd.6448

6 жыл бұрын

I swear to god it looks photoshopped

@lurkzie

6 жыл бұрын

Its like seeing clark kent sitting next to superman lol

@eugeniageneva

6 жыл бұрын

Chanel Wilson it's great, the old school and new school on opposite sides... I like it! I did expect them to mention it though.. lol

@robertdelgado5240

6 жыл бұрын

Chanel Wilson Oh yeah!!! well that's a first.🙁😳

12:25 you both were ready. Synchronized and everything lol

It was hilarious when Gerard goes flying through space.

Don't invest in Wind energy, and Solar energy. Don't get rid of fossil fuels. Lets build a satellite system to control the weather. This is a stupid movie and a stupid idea.

The Geostorm made Cory's chair swing over to Martins end.

The bit where the dude says these events will cause a Geostorm, then Jim Sturgess ( who's in charge of the space station) says, "Geostorm? What are you talking about?", and the other dude explains it to him... 😂😂😂

Watch this do better than Bladerunner at the Box Office...

@jone.t5686

6 жыл бұрын

that will be some bullshit, but sadly it could happen.

@TheLastPrime38

6 жыл бұрын

Flame of Udun that would kill my soul

@oscirusjones3862

6 жыл бұрын

It's not even doing better than boo 2

@ziib123

6 жыл бұрын

I hate how possible that is...

@ratlaxautrai

6 жыл бұрын

I believe it won't

I love that the response to climate disasters is not for people to change their consumption habits (which would be probably cheaper and more long term a solution), it's to basically make a supervillain's doomsday weapon.

23:03 I think there was a glitch in Coleman

They should've just saved this plotline for a Captain Planet movie. Only then could people take a bit more seriously.

25:42 is funny as fuck and accurate at the same time !

To be fair, you need to have a very high IQ to understand the science in Geostorm...

@Hatersjs84

6 жыл бұрын

TJ Hastie 🤣

@FlameOfUdun96

6 жыл бұрын

I’VE TURNED MYSELF INTO A GEOSTORM MORTY, I’M GEORIIIIIICK

@ThatGuy-jj3kz

6 жыл бұрын

A very high IQ of 50

@FlameOfUdun96

6 жыл бұрын

Jayfive276 it’s just a joke

@thebteamm

6 жыл бұрын

Jayfive276 He got a butthurt person over here, somebody call the whambulance!!!

Honestly this movie felt like a 90's early 2000 movie.

Damn Martin looks older sitting next to Cory.

I actually enjoyed this movie, good Redbox pickup.

@2004mojo

2 жыл бұрын

I did too. I really did.

Its double date night on Double Toasted

If it’s got Gerard Butler you know what a better title would be? BOX-OFFICE POISON! **thank you, Norm MacDonald.

I like the white dude who just says "ya" the whole time Lol

9:20 Ricky Gervais laugh comes out

I'm not digging Martin and Colman on the same side of the table. It throws the show out of wack.

@mandalorian_guy

6 жыл бұрын

Rachel J I'm still watching the video so I can't see other comments yet. It's not a joke it looks weird.

@dquest007

6 жыл бұрын

I agree Martin and Korey counterbalance each other.

Hey thanks Martin for recommending those 3 movies watched them last night with my wife and we loved them. (Volcano, The Core, Dante's peak)

Didn't the Cassadines have some weather machine shit on General Hospital in the 80's?

14:25. Jim Sturgess is a British actor, born in London.

Saw an ad for this movie while watching this review

I'm only interested in this review because korey and Martin are on the same side of the table.

what theater y'all be going to where they got assigned seats???

The one movie I enjoyed like WHOA in 4dx was Fury Road. Well worth the price.

Great call on The Core, it's probably the best of these kinds of dumb disaster flicks. Really outlandish, but really great concept, and they have fun with it. Has the panicky guy, the self-sacrifice guy, all the genre cliches, and has a good cast too.

every time I hear the concept for this movie I think of The Goldbergs. "he also has a staff that controls the WEATHER!"

Those 4DX theaters are expensive, but really fun. The first movie I saw in it was Mad Max Fury Road.

Once Cinemasins reviews this movie, he'll need two more replacement sin counters before its over. This looks fucking insane in the worst way possible!

@remliqa

6 жыл бұрын

Ughh, I prefer Honest Trailer (don't know if we ever saw a new one). Cinemasins is actully pretty bad at spotting "sins" .

14:46 I died of laughter 😂😂😂😂

Geostorm sounds like a bad sy fy movie

@damianstarks3338

6 жыл бұрын

my thoughts exactly !

@remliqa

6 жыл бұрын

Well it is a bad sci fi movie, just not on that channel.

@Anthonycheesman33

6 жыл бұрын

Yea true lol

@curtisdavis9171

6 жыл бұрын

anthony cheesman Or Even Twister If What Happens If It Was Mixed In With Eagle Eye!

This movie was supposed to sweep at the golden globes and oscars. I think this review is a little harsh

Were there actual Geo Storms in the movie? You know, the cars? Geo Storms? No? I’ll stop.

People were _crying_ over stuff like the dog in my theater and some of them were stating the obvious predictions! A *child* said "he's alive isn't he?" while _grown adults_ are tearing up over the dude the kid was talking about.

Only said it once other people feel the same way. I watch them regularly you get used to certain things in any presentation.

I saw the 20th fast and furious movie in 4DX here in NYC. $25 for ticket, and I'll never do that ish again!

I wonder how they gonna rip apart The Snowman in their next review...can't wait

That Aku shirt

Nah, you boys need to change seats, this isn't working XD

I completely agree--this movie is BAD because it is 98% failed attempt at political thriller or bad fraternal drama, and only 2% disaster.

Can’t wait for the sequel where a machine is built to throw celestial bodies at one another

I'M FREEE OH FUCK SHIT!!

26:24 4DX about 20 dollars. It's not bad with the right movie, but i saw Alien Covenant in 4DX and it was almost nothing but getting rained on cause of the way the planet was. They used the bubble effect to simulate broken glass in the climax of the movie, and it surprisingly worked Blade Runner 2049 was almost nothing but constant wind in 4DX. It's an interesting gimmick

You left out Twister.

5:27-“Why would you fire the guy who saved the f-kin’ world?!” Yup, a pre-Covid review! Just think about Doc Fauci! Or Amy Acton! Or the many who were described in Michael Lewis’s book _The Premonition!_ (Lewis told the story in _The Big Short_ about those who saw the 2008 financial crisis coming!). Or so many of Trump’s staff?! “…and all she wants to do is, all she wants to is dance…”

A geostorm in 2019? At least 2020 will be easy. Right?

It's weird seeing Korey and Martin sitting on the same side.

Gerard Butler is Scottish and Jim Stugess is English 😂 They both supposed to be Americans, very smart and important. I enjoyed them both trying terribly to mask their accents and waitching their appearances change from scene to another. Gerard in one shot muscled and slim and another overweight 😂 and Jim his hair cut change between shots. 😂 Never laughed so hard for the wrong reasons.

just the very word Geostorm sounds like a shitty 90's X-TREEEEMME game. like Crossfire or Revolution X. was this supposed to be a companion to War Games that got shelfed...

Why would you need to outrun lightning in a car?! Cars are faraday cages for lightning!

I was more worried about my coke and twisties running out.

Guess y'all never heard of HARRP

Yep Hollywood is done.

A new Tyler Perry movie and Geostorm? Is it my birthday?

I like the seating

the trailer looks like every other disaster moviestinks this sunk down to 13% on Rotten Tomatoes "Lacking impressive visuals, well-written characters, or involving drama, Geostorm aims for epic disaster-movie spectacle but ends up simply being a disaster of a movie."

This movie sounds like a rip of a mini-series Killer Wave, which is also hard to watch.