Ellen has always seemed creepy to me

@4dstellatedhypercube558

3 жыл бұрын

She looks like an evil ventriloquist doll

@splinterwolf_

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah the eyes

@s4n714g000

3 жыл бұрын

The whole show feels really fake, plastic people talking about nothing and randomly giving away a lot of money, I never got the whole women screaming in excitement thing, it's like a joke but it doesn't have an end.

@byronlee3762

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@byronlee3762

3 жыл бұрын

@@splinterwolf_ me too

Ellen the queen of cancel culture and now she’s canceled.

@davidgeorge5109

3 жыл бұрын

How they eat their own

@light4382

3 жыл бұрын

Why is she cancelled ?

@heyryanisonx3141

3 жыл бұрын

@@light4382 toxic workplace claims

@kompanjonac

3 жыл бұрын

Wait so its oficial? The show is canceled?

@tovsteh

3 жыл бұрын

Its called the progressive circular firing squad.

"People have a very poor judge of character." 100% factual

@user-vw5gv6gx1b

5 ай бұрын

How do you know, you have a poor judge of character

@donaldsayers7257

5 ай бұрын

@@user-vw5gv6gx1b You sound like someone who calls old people and lies to them about how they have to renew their Microsoft account

@OldmanCrypto100

3 ай бұрын

@@donaldsayers7257oh you’re so clever

@stebwood79

Ай бұрын

And they are so stupid.

I know someone who used to be Ellen’s employee. She took another position on a different show. Ellen apparently convinced her to come back, that she would pay her more, and then fired her immediately when she did. “Nobody leaves Ellen,” she said to her. Fortunately this person was able to salvage the old (new) job. But how under handed do you need to be to do sh*t like that?!

@4doorsmorewhors

2 жыл бұрын

Complete bullshit

@michellemiller4909

2 жыл бұрын

That's evil as fuk

@4doorsmorewhors

2 жыл бұрын

@@michellemiller4909 that story is fake news. I heard from a friend that the real story is Elen works closely with Satan and everyone who doesn't tip her for appreciating how amazing she is burns in hell. Stop spreading fake news.

@stellamaris5405

2 жыл бұрын

*@James Matthew* ☘️ Well, two of the *Gospels are named James & Matthew* so, Lord! do I believe you! 😇

@auwalismailsulaiman605

2 жыл бұрын

Damn! Sadistic as fuck!

Alot of ppl could see through Ellen. She's rude to guests as well.

@dice1296

3 жыл бұрын

no, actually, she's not. quite the opposite. stop making **** up

@louzynerd129

3 жыл бұрын

the only good show imo is conan

@AkamapD

3 жыл бұрын

To me, it seems like she always does sarcasm jokes

@kramptonschisch6322

3 жыл бұрын

Not to mention that she eats children.

@pabloramos420

3 жыл бұрын

@@dice1296 lmao what are you talking about ? She's rude to guest that she doesn't share interest with

"where'd she get that pointer?" "She stole it off an interns car" Underrated joke

@diablocell

3 жыл бұрын

It wasn't funny bc moments before that Joe said "that pointer looks like someone's Buick antenna". He just doubled down on the antenna joke

@evanforensics

3 жыл бұрын

He didn't even realize what he did

@anthonytorridson5360

3 жыл бұрын

This is the best Joe Rogan video clip 🔥 kzread.info/dash/bejne/q4qXxpiSkrbNcqQ.html

@Tennethums1

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, better one would have been; “Where’d she get that pointer?” “From the intern program.”

@aaronb9686

3 жыл бұрын

She beats her admin with it.

“She’s a militant woman. She dealt with a lot of discrimination when she came out, it was very sad, but then, she joined the CIA.” 😂😂😂😂

@TheJpep2424

3 ай бұрын

She discriminates anyone that disagrees with her. She isnt a victim.

“ She was running abu ghraib in the back of her show” most memorable and hilarious statement ever 💀💀💀

Never liked Ellen. She always had a psycho sparkle to her eyes.

@abdullahfawadkhan5040

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly my words

@MirandaPave

3 жыл бұрын

WTFF

@Miacorr

3 жыл бұрын

@Kyle Stewart same, exactly like you said!

@nichmeinProblem

3 жыл бұрын

its called drenchrome sparkle and aging fast

@plato2030

3 жыл бұрын

Nailed it

He's SO right when he says "actually she doesn't seem nice... it seems forced." So crazy accurate. I never understood the appeal of Ellen.

@joehill7916

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like every person whose mother watched ellen, knows this.

@Therealdrewdober

2 жыл бұрын

I just found out Tim is guy but I really don’t think any less or more of him he’s still one of my favorite people on JRE. Gay people can be amazing humans too news flash people. P.s. I’ve never touched another weiner i just think Tim is cool lol.

@troywallace7011

2 жыл бұрын

Stupid people can't tell the difference between fake kindness and forced.

@captainscentsible1811

2 жыл бұрын

Remember that audience member that took 1 to many free merch samples on a table that said free merch.they put the audience member on tv and she roasted her.it was meant to be funny, but it was very odd

@ruthlessreid9172

2 жыл бұрын

Or Oprah Winfrey.

I have had bosses, especially women bosses, who seem to think being a bully badass shows they are strong. I have also been the boss at times and did not feel the need to show strength through intimidation. I could trust my employees because most of them respected me. And the fact I can say this because I'm a woman and if a man says it, it's sexist shows this feminist movement is bogus!

@barbaraperez8785

2 жыл бұрын

I agree wholeheartedly, it stems from an ingrained aversion to being questioned and taken off a pedestal for achieving a position of power as a woman, as in treated like an equal.

@andreww3621

2 жыл бұрын

@@barbaraperez8785 Very refreshing hearing this from a woman.

@geeeteeepeee1952

Жыл бұрын

I'm a male in my late 40's, had/having a successful career. The best career mentor i ever had was a woman, i was in my late 20's, she was in her mid 50's. She had an amazing ability to negotiate and never look flustered under pressure. She was just too smart, too quick-witted to be pushed around. I admired her so much. To your point, I once asked her about the 'glass ceiling'. She told me that no man had ever stood in her way, but that women had been trying to tear her down her whole career. It made me question the whole narrative about gender oppression in the workplace.

@brodietaym8475

Жыл бұрын

I have had the exact same experience you described unfortunately the only woman boss I had was one of the most awful people I worked with. Her management style was to intimidate and humiliate the crap out of her employees and she enjoyed every bit of it unapologetically. That was women's empowerment according to her.

@Ludydobry

Жыл бұрын

Im in my mid 30s, and had a couple of bosses, best ones were women. It really depends on the workplace.

I will never forget her face when she had the game show. It was as if she really wanted to be hurting people. It creeped me out

Her eyes have the same warmth that shines through Zuckerberg's.

@silverdragon710

3 жыл бұрын

lol right 😂

@CrazyNikel

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@TheBigUglyTroll

3 жыл бұрын

Lizard eye bois

@marklebury

3 жыл бұрын

To me ellen seems more evil. Zucc is just a robot or lizard that doesnt get what being a human actually means

@thehdcode7051

3 жыл бұрын

No it just everyone is a cancel culture and bitches about it

“She wears this militant lesbian uniform.” Lol!

@dave.of.the.forrest

3 жыл бұрын

"It was given to her at Langley" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 LMFAO!!!

@kaellito

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@ciscocastillo7255

3 жыл бұрын

Haha came to see if this would be here.

@blm1256

3 жыл бұрын

This has to be the best Joe Rogan video 🔥 kzread.info/dash/bejne/q4qXxpiSkrbNcqQ.html

@TheSixStringGuy

3 жыл бұрын

@@blm1256 watch CODPAST version....so many people have ripped off his videos...this is the guy that started all of those.....oh and the Elon Musk meets Melon Eusk is hilarious too

Tim Dillon has become one of my favorite personalities over the pandemic

Ellen is dark and wicked mean! I saw right through her on Oprah years ago when she disrespected Kirsten Dunst the way she did. Never trusted her “kindness” facade after I watched that episode of Oprah. Same happened for me w Oprah on the episode where she humiliated one of her dinner guests bc they took the gum out of their mouth and set it on their plate. Oprah stated she had to throw the plate away. Lost all respect, what an elitist phony. Oh and Fallon- saw right through him years ago when he filmed himself doing “daily backstage” stuff with his staff. What kind of sociopathic/ narcissistic personality disorder does he have?... the worst!!!

@fchampd4512

2 жыл бұрын

So based on an episode on TV, you could do a correct diagnosis witch takes a year normally. I bet someone saw you doing something bad once and now they are telling everyone what a monster you truly are. They saw through you that ONE time 🤣 tbh i think ellen just have asperger

@lorenacabrejos7203

Жыл бұрын

@@fchampd4512 Nope…. Wonder if one épisode that shows a non positivé behavior of thé host can tell you about à pattern behavior? Red flag

"She stole it off an interns car" did not get the laugh it deserved

@ryancarter6922

3 жыл бұрын

It was the funniest sentence in the clip

@LS-tz5re

3 жыл бұрын

Neither did "I can do the Charleston with Henry Kissinger" even though Joe did laugh a little at the Charleston part.

@Jonathan-jq5cl

3 жыл бұрын

True but the last joke was the funniest

@modifidious7171

3 жыл бұрын

Dude I fucking lost it. I was listening to it but not watching the screen while eating ice cream and almost throated my spoon lmfaoooo

@blindi6326

3 жыл бұрын

Because Joe is just trying to dodge the point that Tim is making "look at the pointer" "look at the background" "what is she wearing". What the fuck is he trying to hide? It's clearly nuts what's going on there.

“Don’t ask me for sources” 💀💀💀💀😂

@brittanym2080

3 жыл бұрын

My favorite Joe Rogan moment 😂 kzread.info/dash/bejne/q4qXxpiSkrbNcqQ.html

@marvindube3572

3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣

@davespringer777

3 жыл бұрын

As soon as he said that, I was like "this is going to be good. I like this guy"

@Garrus1995

3 жыл бұрын

He’s honest about it, unlike the majority of the MSM.

@2101case

3 жыл бұрын

Like the Washington Post

I always laughed every time I read a comment from someone claiming she's so generous. All her free giveaways were planned and paid for by the studio to keep her ratings up, she just took the credit.

@let_your_weird_light_shine_2.0

2 жыл бұрын

In all fairness, that's how every talk show, is..

@scottdellaire4552

Жыл бұрын

Ken Lompart So true! Find it so hard to understand why people wouldn’t realize this…..

@annehajdu8654

5 ай бұрын

*paid

@kenlompart9905

5 ай бұрын

@@annehajdu8654 So it is, fixed.

Guantamano Bay situation in the back lmao, this dude is hilarious

If her audience doesn’t clap, laugh or dance they get water boarded by Ellen herself...

@jessejames9149

3 жыл бұрын

Water boarded by H20 Water or her Vagina? 😁

@sophiedenning7853

3 жыл бұрын

jesus loves you!

@VisibleEnd

3 жыл бұрын

sophie denning 🐑🐑🐑

@marcusmassey965

3 жыл бұрын

G-O-D Damn!

People really are a bad judge of character. That's why politics is such a mess.

@fightfannerd2078

3 жыл бұрын

lol ikr

@WolfsH0ok

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, even when I was a teenager. I would watch adults gushing over a politician i'd be like, this guy is a scumbag. They would just get annoyed at me By the time I was 17, I realised MSM is just straight up lying to everyone

@munaali840

3 жыл бұрын

@Marcalo De Unnero they dont support democrats they support the centrist corporate democrats the pre bill clinton democratic party has been completely taken off air there is no left or right economically on tv it is the cultural left and the cultural right they are on the same team. time for people to wake up and see we are all being played to fight each other

@WolfsH0ok

3 жыл бұрын

@Marcalo De Unnero I don't know what school is like now. But, we used to get into trouble for questioning everything. Then again, it was a priest run school so it figures Seems to be recurring theme through society. Just shut up and pay your taxes

@alphaomega6224

3 жыл бұрын

Some people are also a good judge of character. That's why Hollyweird is floundering more than ever. Egotistical douchebags are being called to answer for their nonsense. #EllenEpstein #SeeYouInTee

I know I've already commented on it a year ago but I have to do it again. Every time his own guest brings up a valid topic he's like "oh let's talk about what she's wearing... It's so funny" I swear to God he's trying to literally joke and distract people from the actual issue

I don’t care how many times I hear it but anytime Tim Dillon says the word “Abu Ghraib” I have uncontrollable laughter

“She stole it off an interns car”😂 that’s quick wit

@jackmeyhoff1147

3 жыл бұрын

I liked that shit too lol

@salexa171

3 жыл бұрын

That went under the radar. Excellent 😆

@AlexTorres-cx1uw

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha that was great

@ruschev2

3 жыл бұрын

He has the quick wit our ADHD society loves

@cameronyoung7592

3 жыл бұрын

You haven't met Scottish people

Jamie, pull up that video of Ellen doing DMT with ancient lesbians

@shaunlastname391

3 жыл бұрын

You beat me to it 🤣

@l.k.kladitis3516

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@jdeno58

3 жыл бұрын

OMFG!!!😂🤣🙃😅

@muffintop420

3 жыл бұрын

Where? I wanna see

@dyingangelo

3 жыл бұрын

OOMMMMMMMMMMMMM

I love it when Joe tries make Tim laugh. 😂

2:50 For some reason Joe's changing the subject

@DmanDice

4 ай бұрын

over and over and over too

These 4:50 minutes of Tim Dillon roasting the shit out of Ellen were 1000x funnier than Ellen's full career.

@LJ-mc3rv

2 жыл бұрын

If you like fat men with man boobs, go for it. I can't listen to him for one second. How dare he speak badly of someone else, it's like the pot calling the other black type thing. how dare he.

@ericknabenshue5689

2 жыл бұрын

@@LJ-mc3rv some of us don't pretend to be perfect. So it's no surprise we won't pretend anyone else is. By the way. Just dare you fat shame him? You know he's gay? What are you a homophob too? That's what you sound like. Lighten up psycho

@Marco-qy3rw

2 жыл бұрын

@@LJ-mc3rv “how dare he speak bad of someone else”……..”fat man with boobs”

@JinxMarie1985

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@ronin7183

2 жыл бұрын

@cosmic LOL incredibly true statement 😂😂😂

"You've been famous forever, just walk away". Never a truer word said!

@marcoAKAjoe

2 жыл бұрын

Easier said than done.... like an emperor not wanting to lose power

@fazalshaik8399

2 жыл бұрын

Narcissistic people don't do that

@politicsisboring5231

2 жыл бұрын

@@marcoAKAjoe emperor lol these people take themselves too seriously. Walk away

@lonewolf2150

2 жыл бұрын

@@politicsisboring5231 seriously fu** this people. F their shows...

@lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771

2 жыл бұрын

Can't say I agree with that one.

One thing I found creepy about Ellen was that she always liked to scare people - classic serial killer behaviour.

@SummerLuvr7

2 жыл бұрын

TOTALLY!

@JWV_

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@emilysansone1861

Жыл бұрын

Yes💯

@VisionClearly

Жыл бұрын

It showed her enjoying the cruelty of it much beyond a playful scare that would have been actually funny. It is August 2022 and her wife, Anne Heche, is in a coma (major 3rd degree burns) after crashing into a woman's home and causing everything this woman had to be burned down completely.

@emilysansone1861

Жыл бұрын

@@VisionClearly Ellen's wife is Portia De Rossi, not Anne Heche (Anne is Ellen's ex gf)

0:03 That opening 😂

Never even thought she was funny as a Comedian.

@souryabanik

3 жыл бұрын

Neither is Rogan lmao

@rishabhpandey4575

3 жыл бұрын

@@souryabanik atleast rogan is not fake in front of camera

@OpenheartOneMind

3 жыл бұрын

@@souryabanik Rogan is light-years above Ellen.

@someoneiknow6632

3 жыл бұрын

She was a comedian?

@mikmik4443

3 жыл бұрын

Remember her standup "relatable"?? Ugh!

Tim conspiring about how Ellen is a CIA agent meanwhile joe wondering where she got the pointer.

@Jose-rc3dl

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking 😆

@lexamyr7948

3 жыл бұрын

Jekyll Hyde because he’s scared of the democrats and what they can do to him but you don’t get anywhere in life protecting child killing pedos

@dynamicflashy

3 жыл бұрын

It was deliberate misdirection. Cowardly by Joe.

@justintime753

3 жыл бұрын

@Jekyll Hyde He literally derailed the conversation everytime dude was trying to make a serious point.

@yt.personal.identification

3 жыл бұрын

He is upset she got equipped with stuff he never got.

"They're gonna find the thing, if you don't go away. You gotta have a good run, and when you have a good run, you gotta step back". Tim Dillon saying this to Joe Rogan is more fitting than ever now.

@koalachina

2 жыл бұрын

Joe Rogan will have to go away sooner or later.

@ZONA_ZERO_OFFICIAL

2 жыл бұрын

Public and private terrorist organizations shall know you will pay for each life ... Is sad 😞 but I am so ready to kick as... specially men’s This leaders pussyss... I can’t wait until we women make justice for all our love ones 😭😭👑👑👑👑👑👑❤️❤️❤️✅✅✅ we are not in the same boat 🚣‍♀️ sorry ...

I love how matter-of-factly Tim delivers those jokes

This guy is like Alex Jones except everyone’s in on the joke

@o.o1015

3 жыл бұрын

LinguaTool what a scumbag trying to sell you supplements........like amazon, Walmart, your local grocery store, GNC and pretty much every retailer on the planet..........what a scumbag haha

@alberlusconi1

3 жыл бұрын

O.O Alex Jones is a lunatic. Telling everyone Sandy Hook was a hoax!!!!

@o.o1015

3 жыл бұрын

LinguaTool show me a clip saying he ever said he sold supplements that cured covid 19

@o.o1015

3 жыл бұрын

Alessandra Berlusconi cool story, what does that have to do with him selling supplements?

@o.o1015

3 жыл бұрын

LinguaTool did you even read what you sent me? You might want to actually read the instances they cited in the report. Nowhere did he say it cures covid 19............

"If a man held on to a woman's arm that long.." "Ya that'd be rape" LOL 🤣

@indiaelias9084

3 жыл бұрын

Obviously it would be an issue the other way around because of the power/physical strength dynamics of most men vs most women. Now if Ronda Rousey was holding Kevin Harts arm then that too would be rape. C’mon guys. Just a little common sense. Get your 3 brain cells to rub together sometimes. Im so over hearing people pick at the smallest of things and try to use it to validate an entirely unrelated case. Just cut the crap.

@_BLACKSTAR_

3 жыл бұрын

@@indiaelias9084 Do you even listen to yourself? It's ok to have a sense of humor.Not EVERYTHING is political commentary, & even if it IS, we can STILL have a good laugh & be friends.

@omrannajar1140

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao, was about to comment something like that and i saw your shit immediately

@Johnny_Rico.You_Know_WhatTo_Do

3 жыл бұрын

@@indiaelias9084 When you are simping for Ellen you know it is time to just buy a prostitute

@jmelizares9053

3 жыл бұрын

@@indiaelias9084 dude calm down. google the word "joke" then come back and delete your comment.

The pointer is old school from before laser pointers. They are expandable and were very popular in the military before briefings. You can still find them in office supply stores

"Wait a minute those are not real palm trees " had me laughing

The guy is right: she doesn't even look nice at all

@downfromthereeefters

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly, I never liked her. She creeped me out with her fake ass personality - TRANSPARENT!

@Thalor

3 жыл бұрын

@@lindamon5101 wtf lmao

@marrefalken7744

3 жыл бұрын

Kendall Jenner is all plastic. She was plain Jane before all the plastic surgieries. She has done it slowly over the years and started really young, thats why people havent noticed and thinks she is natural. Her first nosejob was at the age of 16!!!! She has done her lips, cheeks, jaw, chin, nasiobala folds, sculptra (its like a filler) to fill in her hipdips. She was shaped like a box before hipfillers. She also has done a little sculptra on her butt. She also has done cateyesurgery (blepharoplasty), eyebrowlift, 2 nosejobs, botox and a subtle boobjob... check out kendalljenner_beforesurgeries to see more.

@Mrbrownstone1028

3 жыл бұрын

Linda Mon lol! How would you describe your farts

@Neosxmarduk

3 жыл бұрын

@@marrefalken7744 same as her mom and every other Kardashian. Literally got famous for plastic surgery.

I never liked Ellen, always seemed so sarcastic.

@veganfromvenus

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, makes fun of people in a rude, condecending way

@pasqualinamichelaconsiglio9391

3 жыл бұрын

Agree. Her comedy style - the deliverance of, reminds of that pervert uncle whom tries to get you to sit on his lap.

@WhiskeyToro

3 жыл бұрын

@@pasqualinamichelaconsiglio9391 you had a perverted uncle that made you sit on his lap? Yikes.

@pasqualinamichelaconsiglio9391

3 жыл бұрын

@@WhiskeyToro how daft. Lol. Such a child you are.

@Carlos-fh8wk

3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes her facade breaks and you can see the pure hatred she has for humanity.

"Charleston with Henry Kissinger" 😂😂 GENIUS

Tim Dillon is perfection!! I cried laughing. 😄 🤣 😂 😆

If Alex Jones and Chris Farley had a baby you would get this guy

@arsenal_616

3 жыл бұрын

He's like if Arty Lang got his shit together 20 years ago and stayed clean.

@ebsmith86

3 жыл бұрын

Super like

@WatchingMovieswiththeSoundOn

3 жыл бұрын

Wanted to like this but there were already 69 likes... didn’t want to fuck up a beautiful thing

@theword2011

3 жыл бұрын

Dude...you hit the nail on the head.

@basketballplayer4978

3 жыл бұрын

Nah not loud enough

"Where'd she get that weird pointer?" "She stole it off an intern's car" Hilarious

@WorldChampInfinity

3 жыл бұрын

That made me laugh too. Joe missed it.

@lucri988

3 жыл бұрын

Was looking for this comment. Glad I wasn't alone on this gem. And he is quick to deliver it too

@shrapnel77

3 жыл бұрын

Makes sense. Antenna's are only on outdated, cheap vehicles. A typical intern car.

@flynnkelly568

3 жыл бұрын

Pppppppp

@trixnhoez2964

3 жыл бұрын

@@shrapnel77 you sound like the type of kid that tries to flex with a shitty 318i BMW you're father paid for under the condition you would pay him back but you never did, instead opting to add tacky chrome wheels and fake 'm sport' badges to enhance your flex appeal on instagram .. How far off the money am I champ?

I just searched for clips of this interview on KZread. And, daaaaimn!!!! It is one strange, surreal interview, that’s for sure. Just as Joe and his guest here describe, Ellen is dressed as what looks like, almost a fake/fancy dress Military Commander, in a jet-black jacket, complete with shiny buttons up both sleeves, and a host of other shiny ‘decorations’ on the jacket. More like a Pentagon General, giving a press briefing, standing in for the Defence Secretary, or something. BUT the bit I found weirdest was this: the two guys present, were clearly deeply affected by that night. They were both quietly spoken, with little enthusiasm, a flat tone of voice, and ‘slumped posture’. All these are ‘classic’ signs of a seriously low mood, or actual Depressive Disorder. Now, Ellen could have listened to them quietly; helped them to feel safe and more relaxed at that moment; and then, a short, yet helpful and comforting, relaxed-style ‘interview’. But no. Instead, Ellen, in her faux-military General’s jacket, then (as Joe Rogan & Co. discussed) went on to produce detailed layouts of various floors of the hotel, on ‘white boards’ which she put up on the easel behind her, and got these two poor guys (who come across as Very uncomfortable throughout) to walk her through events - making them re-live them yet again. While Ellen used an apparently broken-off car aerial as a pointer. She almost ‘barked’ her questions and comments in that awful, dry, abrasive voice she uses, that would give me a headache at the best of times. It was all VERY bizarre indeed……

@TRKJSR

2 жыл бұрын

Same thoughts I had when it initially aired

Everybody has their stories but I really started to believe when Steve-o from Jackass out of all people told his own personal story, pretty much saying “I met her once & she wasn’t a nice person at all.” He also said Brad Pitt was a chill dude & when he met Britney Spears she was “friendly but very insulated by her PR team”

@Gigi1111Layna

7 ай бұрын

Brad is a truly great guy. Unfortunately he's been "traumatized" from early on. And got out of it. But again Unfortunately, they know who runs the show...

“She stole it off an interns car” damn underrated

@practiceyourart

3 жыл бұрын

I dun get it :\

@ccmmrrnn

3 жыл бұрын

3:45 "It was given to her at Langley"

@randyheagney1216

3 жыл бұрын

That deserves a rimshot.

@Therileyrileyriley

3 жыл бұрын

He said collar

@PackinGaming

3 жыл бұрын

@@practiceyourart hes saying she broke the aerial of an interns car to use as a pointer

Never seen this Tim guy before, but i'm a fan now. He's a great laugh.

@haicoai6269

3 жыл бұрын

mekzread.info/dash/bejne/YnWXr9Jyeq2eoZM.html

@King5pade

3 жыл бұрын

Dude Tim Dillon is great lol haha

@33Dakes

3 жыл бұрын

Tim Dillion is hilarious

@hoyit

3 жыл бұрын

Watch his appearance on YMH from a few months ago. He was on fire. His last appearance on JRE is great too.

@justinlorenzo1615

3 жыл бұрын

Listen to his podcast. It’s all this same half truth humor. Fucking hilarious.

I think I agree with Tim here. The weird part isn't ms13 doing crime, the weird part is the strangely warm connection it has with Ellen/the CIA. We should all be asking so many more questions already!!!!

Never seen this Tim Dillon guy before. He sounds hilarious. Can't wait to check out his stuff.

God the people I’ve never liked finally all is becoming clear why

@dimmacommunication

3 жыл бұрын

never liked her too , it was clear to me she was fake.

@drivebye2709

3 жыл бұрын

It's universal.

@derekazyan9942

3 жыл бұрын

I liked Tom Hanks though, and I’m hearing bad things about him 😫

@alexanderfarah

3 жыл бұрын

@@derekazyan9942 it's fake dude, totally unfounded. No doubt that some prominent people probably were involved with Epstein (looking at you, President Clinton) but it's not to the extent that the internet has been sharing. Those 'lists' that are being thrown around from QAnon are fake and doctored. You can find the real list from the CIA/FBI (forgot which agency has it) and Hanks was never on there. Reuters even fact-checked and confirmed that Hanks was never on there, nor were half the people 'named' on that list that was spread on the net.

@derekazyan9942

3 жыл бұрын

alexanderfarah I hope your right, but why was TomHanks speaking in code at his acceptance speech at the golden globes and in Instagram posts? If you don’t believe me watch his acceptance speech and tell me it makes sense. I don’t know what’s going on but somethings up. He’s probably CIA as well as Ellen ect. Why does Tom Hanks son have an Illuminati tattoo?

“She was running Abu Ghraib in the back,” lol this is when I became a fan of Tim Dillon.

@Phenomfly

3 жыл бұрын

literally the moment i lost it

@MADGUNSMONSTER

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that was actually a really 'smart joke'.

@sophx3004

3 жыл бұрын

whats that

@kirklazarus1426

3 жыл бұрын

@@sophx3004 A black site that the CIA ran at the beginning of the Iraq war and all this shit came out about how they tortured and killed some of the prisoners there.

@momenabdelmotaal8731

3 жыл бұрын

@@kirklazarus1426 the f up thing is, they weren't all prisoners. alot of the people that got tortured and scarred for life were actually iraqi civilians that got kidnapped randomly so they could "have fun with them". it's so sad

1:59 when my crush is riding me after 30 secs and I’m bouta bus

Joe Rogan is "too real" for Hollywood. Definitely the hero we deserve. 👍🤜🤛

Dude is trying to passionately expose and explain a truly odd thing on Ellen that relates to real life events... and joe wont shut up about a pointer

@anonymousunknown2919

3 жыл бұрын

He knows what he is doing, it's what he usually does, but he won't interrupt if its about UFO or big foot.

@badxradxandy

3 жыл бұрын

Joe is a gatekeeper and is being handled

@timsilva1944

3 жыл бұрын

Sure, I replied above, but again. Joe Rogan needed to be reminded of who Steven Paddock is.??

@zovalentine7305

3 жыл бұрын

The pointer was a probe. Don't think either of them wanted to go there.

@jeremyc9593

3 жыл бұрын

@@badxradxandy I'm glad someone is helping keep the aluminum foil business alive

She never interested me. I sensed her bs from a mile away.

@thesupportingcast6972

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for saying this, because people told me I was crazy. If someone is constantly beating into people's heads they are 'nice something is off. Her niceness is faked. Same, I could smell the BS a mile away.

@joeldriver9734

3 жыл бұрын

So good to hear that other people saw through her bs

@Me-qp8vz

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it's kind of funny how she came out when her popularity was dropping. Everything Ellen does is a ratings grab nothing more.

@robfab5204

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was just me

@jeffworob3453

3 жыл бұрын

She's been part of the distraction junk culture, no value added and total fraud.

"She stole it off an interns car." Fkn died 🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Wait a minute,.. those arent real palm trees??” Aaaaa 😂😂😂😂 3:11-3:22

Dude - "Ellen is a CIA agent..." Joe - "Why is she using that pointer?" Joe Rogan - CIA confirmed.

@N333a

3 жыл бұрын

fr

@robertdutton7277

3 жыл бұрын

What is she wearing? Lol why's she got so many buttons? LMAO

@ahealingplace7350

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@kieransmith9616

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh she patted her jacket three times. On God she was signaling the CIA through Morse.

@silverman824

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

I remember when Gervais was on and was absolutely killing with all his jokes and the audience was falling all over themselves and you could see how hard Ellen was trying to not look like she was seething with anger that he was the centre of attention and upstaging her on her own show. I knew she was a psycho from that point forward.

@jeremybyrd2247

3 жыл бұрын

A bunch of those fuckers. You can see their faces when he was talking. I'm glad he did what he did!

@menty6633

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeremybyrd2247 Oh for sure, he killed at the Golden Globes but I'm talking about on Ellen. Search for Gervais Five Second Rule and you will see what I'm on about

@jeremybyrd2247

3 жыл бұрын

@@menty6633 bet

@BaldMancTwat

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, you could really see it. But I have to say it's very common, particularly with British comedians on American shows. For example pretty much any show Russel Brand has been on as well as many of Ricky's.

@johnbull1568

3 жыл бұрын

@@menty6633 And the amazing thing about those games Ricky played is that everything funny he came up with was off the top off his head, no team of writers required. I still watch those vids occasionally, 'Toy Story 1, 2 and 3' still makes me lol.

I can tell you this when you are nicer than you really are, it takes something out of you. I noticed that in my 20s when i did customer service jobs. After that i saw it often with people who have to wear a smile on their face all the time.

Ellen recreating the courtroom scene from JFK 🤣🤣 "Back and to the left Back...and to the left"

She's got the charisma of a ham sandwich, I can't understand how she was ever popular

@steptuumba6279

3 жыл бұрын

Why do you have to insult ham sandwiches like that?

@paulschellnegger2004

3 жыл бұрын

Rich family, kinda born into this biz

@darrenlowe3445

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely, so fake. I can’t believe people couldn’t see through this pig of a person

@JackBlack-fs3so

3 жыл бұрын

Why is any daytime tv host popular. People are zombies and they watch whatever's on

@trog.lodyte

3 жыл бұрын

I will never look at ham the same ever again..thanks for that

" don't ask me for sources " that's the best feeder line ever

@IGotBoergs

3 жыл бұрын

You can see how happy he is with himself in that moment lol

"I can do the Charleston with Henry Kissinger" -- Tim is so quick, lol.

What I don’t get is how ppl thought she climbed from the bottom of the industry to the top out of complete kindness. She had a show it was a success then it was cancelled but it was a big uphill battle because of that. U don’t get to be in that top spot cause ur America’s sweetheart. She was beloved by so many fans etc but being a jerk wasn’t necessary. She could have just been genuinely nice and kind but with a face like that I sure life has been a struggle for her.

Tim Dillon is a comedians comedian. He has no filter and you can’t help but to love the guy.

@spawntez

3 жыл бұрын

OMG, HE HAD ME AT ABU GHRAIB !

@luifigor3994

3 жыл бұрын

@@spawntez lmao I've watched this clip 10x already

@the4thindustrialrevolution225

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but he's such a boomer

@shanepleasants6280

3 жыл бұрын

YES

@bigjjohnson21

3 жыл бұрын

marko Van Dijck Why? Cause he doesn’t say he’s bored every 10 seconds and thinks that’s a personality?

“Militant lesbian uniform”. Of all that was said in this clip, that one got me rollin.

@davidpalmer7175

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah... especially in those stupid sneakers doing her opening Lesbian dance. YUCK!

@robertcracker7058

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@robertcracker7058

2 жыл бұрын

That was funny as fuck 😂😂😂

@jakesnacks1149

2 жыл бұрын

Tim being gay was a shocker to me. He should go on Ellen lol

“You’re not allowed to have a Guantanamo Bay situation backstage.” 😂

I don’t trust ppl who is always trying to put it out there to “be nice to ppl” and “just give love”. “Be a nice person” and portray themselves as if they’re so. Her forced niceness and charm reminds me of whenever Ted Bundy would talk

I cracked up when he says “she stole it off an interns car” lol

@EderPaz

3 жыл бұрын

Joe Rogan knows it was funny but didn't wanna laugh lol

“It’s like a beautiful name, Isis.” “Ellen is Rough.” - classic Joe Rogan Segway.

@SK8EERBOII

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta love it

@anriivincent8305

3 жыл бұрын

Joe's a genius

@Maaaarrrrssss

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@SkelNeldory

3 жыл бұрын

Segways are those two wheel scooters old people rent in Florida to scoot around the boardwalk. Unless you meant segue.

@gibbous7869

3 жыл бұрын

Skel Neldory you right

Title should be called Ellen roasting sesh😂😂

She's a good person, when the camera is rolling. Her compassion for her staff is stifled a bit, only because of how fame and fortune can interfere with a person's ability to act properly.

Best part is when he says "she doesn't seem nice, people have a bad judge of character"... Thank you. I keep hearing "she seems so nice" and I am wondering who the fk thinks she is nice? The media? Or ACTUAL people? Because.... wow, you think she seems nice then something aint right.

@JS-hn5ld

3 жыл бұрын

💯

@mattschliemann9683

3 жыл бұрын

Like when she had audience members playing games on her show and eventually her actual game show, she literally seemed to take pleasure from them making fools of them selves. Or like the game where she hovers her hand over a button to drop the contestant and does fake out button pushes and stuff, it almost seemed like her torturing people who were afraid of the drop. I know it's a game and the people are there willingly, but it always seemed odd how much glee she had on her face.

@blounsbery

3 жыл бұрын

I think it's just part of her show's brand that she is "nice". That's it. So her own people and the marketing and ads for her show keep simply telling you that she is nice, but her actions obviously belie that and nobody with a brain actually thinks it.

@cafeeneytedsaikow6730

3 жыл бұрын

It is forced

@melt7891

3 жыл бұрын

Never liked her

Ellen looks like she would call the police on you for watering your lawn

@justinw1765

3 жыл бұрын

Or mowing your lawn with a gas mower (as she has her help use an electric), but then she drives a big ole honkin gas guzzlin SUV. Some folks have been so wounded and hurt by others and/or society, that they develop a super wall around their hearts called stone ego. Stone ego doesn't have much felt empathy nor consideration for others. It's very little self oriented. Personally I don't see it as something to condemn. I feel bad for such people and hope that they can eventually heal. But meanwhile, I try to avoid them and spot them ahead of time.

@timsimmons5287

3 жыл бұрын

Ellen sucks

@lauofattraction1111

3 жыл бұрын

😂💯

@syzionaurifex5383

3 жыл бұрын

Ellen would call the cops on you for having family visit your home in 2021

@garykish8951

3 жыл бұрын

She'd do worse than that. Then she'd watch with a hint of a smile as you scream in agony.

"Where'd she get all those wrist buttons?" "They probably gave it to her at Langley" hahahhahahahhahahahahhahahaha

“they gave her that at langley.” 😂😂😂😂

This guy is actually funny. Unlike some of the needy try-hard comedians he has on sometimes.

@Tom-it3hz

3 жыл бұрын

Jon Lohrenz I get it . But he actually has a lot of people on that he helps get attention or having them on to gain a wider audience . Yes, it can be boring af .

@tsatyamsetti6502

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

@jonlohrenz5446

3 жыл бұрын

David Barton no

@soukikismet2485

3 жыл бұрын

@David Barton lmfao😐

@goeagles171

3 жыл бұрын

I've never heard of this dude but he really is pretty hilarious.

"..if it was a man holding onto a woman's arm that long?? - it would be rape." HA. good clip. A+

@g.d2450

3 жыл бұрын

Or that time she oggled Katy Perry and said "time to get the big balloons out", if it was a guy doing it he would have been labelled a pervert

@themaharishi8160

3 жыл бұрын

@Han Lockhart Equality for women basically means they get to do anything and men have to sit quiet only doing what they're told to ;-)

@rasher331

3 жыл бұрын

She gets away with it because she is gay. By the way have you ever seen how touchy feely a lot of gay men are to women? Its almost a rite of passage.

Why is Rogan cutting him off at 3:25, very sus

Her kindness does seem forced to the utmost fullest

“Militant lesbian uniform”

@sulbul64

3 жыл бұрын

idk who this guy is but hes already 100x funnier then callen, schaub, D'pedofelia or any of those goons Joe normally has on

*"Never meet your heroes, because they're sure to disappoint you."*

@walsh007

3 жыл бұрын

True words, you will always be disappointed, they're never what you expect..

@irishscience580

3 жыл бұрын

were all just people

@mellawson5807

3 жыл бұрын

I met Denzel Washington and he was exactly how I imagined he would be...GREAT GUY, he was like that cool uncle

@cannibisgrind3642

3 жыл бұрын

Denzel is awesome he isn’t a sheep one of the few celebs I love besides James woods and Kurt russel Jon Voight Tom hardy

@DJToneRI

3 жыл бұрын

Disagree. I met Method Man out in the wild and that dude was rad as fuck

The best part of the clip is the almost imperceptible chuckle from Jaime when tim made the Abu joke.

Guest: "Why are they doing this on a daytime talk show?" Rogan: *Proceeds to ignore that point and just talks about something else.* I like Rogan. But I don't like it when one of his guests brings up a valid point, and he just completely glosses over it and never addresses it despite it's validity. Not only is it disrespectful, it is flat-out rude.

Can Tim replace Ellen? He's a much funnier lesbian

@franklange7692

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

"whered she get that pointer?" "she stole it off some interns car" thats gold lmaoo

@marrefalken7744

3 жыл бұрын

Kendall Jenner is all plastic. She was plain Jane before all the plastic surgieries. She has done it slowly over the years and started really young, thats why people havent noticed and thinks she is natural. Her first nosejob was at the age of 16!!!! She has done her lips, cheeks, jaw, chin, nasiobala folds, sculptra (its like a filler) to fill in her hipdips. She was shaped like a box before hipfillers. She also has done a little sculptra on her butt. She also has done cateyesurgery (blepharoplasty), eyebrowlift, 2 nosejobs, botox and a subtle boobjob... check out kendalljenner_beforesurgeries to see more.

@jarleskogly8388

3 жыл бұрын

@@marrefalken7744 Reported

“Small minds discuss people. Average minds discuss events. Great minds discuss ideas.”

Omg Rogan... you're wearing a Sugar Ray shirt!!!! That takes us back. 90s, one of the clubs, his sweat pants were pulled down, undies included. I'll never forget it. May have been the CD release party. Were you there?

"why does she have all those wrist buttons?" "they were given to her at Langley" LMFAO this guy

@paulstella8443

3 жыл бұрын

That got me, dude’s hilarious

@Mr._Steal_Your_Squirrel

3 жыл бұрын

It was quick too lmao

@BbGun-lw5vi

3 жыл бұрын

Can someone explain this please? Thanks!

@randomrandle7144

3 жыл бұрын

CIA Headquaters

@paulstella8443

3 жыл бұрын

B.b. Gun - Langley is where the CIA is headquartered. They’re joking about her being in the CIA, hence the Langley reference Source: I watched The Bourne Identity

"It was given to her at Langley." lol This guy is a cornucopia of wittisisms.

@jadensimpson1302

3 жыл бұрын

I dont get it

@MrThenonchosenone

3 жыл бұрын

@@jadensimpson1302 I don't get it either lol

@ouruhuru

3 жыл бұрын

Glad to hear I’m not the only one to burst out laughing on that one 😂

@terrycullen3302

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrThenonchosenone The CIA's headquarters are located at Langley, Virginia. Saying Langley is basically just saying CIA HQ.

@chammyy456

3 жыл бұрын

Terry Cullen I laughed so hard haha

Why doesn't Joe acknowledge how weird it is that Ellen is doing this interview

@Gigi1111Layna

7 ай бұрын

He did. Several times. But he's the same..an O.O. and gets all the ppl to open up and tell all.

@DmanDice

4 ай бұрын

@@Gigi1111Layna Looked like he was trying to derail that part of the conversation. Maybe hes friends with her.

This dude raised so many valid points in this short clip

“What you’re not allowed to do is have a Guantanamo bay situation in the back...” so funny

i love how joe is ignoring all of tims "ellen is cia" comments, because joe is cia

@FR4NKY666

3 жыл бұрын

his duping delight though

@akeminakajima449

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/a6KIlcyBnMjKZrQ.html

@green-thumbedbasshead4

3 жыл бұрын

Shlomo Lipschitz I’ve watched this whole thing already hahaha this a great video

“ she was running Guantanamo bay around the back “ 😂😂😂

I can't believe it took so long for people to figure her out. I knew she was a cold-hearted phony right off the bat.