Since corporate never looks at the comments (as everyone knows) you can find the original here: kzread.info/dash/bejne/mKCosdudlM_Uf6g.html

@soulrobotics

3 жыл бұрын

Having violated current legislation on intellectual property article 04/01, you are fired. Ingrid Estrada, Chief of Staff (I read everything and you have been encabulated)

The encabulator just turned into an SCP and got redacted

The SOS at the end was absolutely perfect 😂

@michaelcalvin42

3 жыл бұрын

I lost it at that one.

0:51 - You didn't censor the arrow as we instructed. Please come to our office. - The IP lawyers.

@der.Schtefan

3 жыл бұрын

@anvilshock IPv4 or IPv6?

@Anvilshock

3 жыл бұрын

@@der.Schtefan S E V E N

My old Turboencabulator is due a recal and after next year's kerfuffle with drift on the time dilation Marzlevanes I figure a new one should turn up in a dumpster in the basement down under my office any time now.

How it feels reading a SCP file with lots of [REDACTED]

@Anvilshock

3 жыл бұрын

So, is this [REDACTED] a real [REDACTED] or was it [REDACTED]-[REDACTED]?

Glad you got out this updated introduction video in time for the first day it's available.

@KeysightLabs

3 жыл бұрын

It was a close one!

So this is what keeps Schrodinger's cat alive, or kills it.

@sssiod

3 жыл бұрын

And kills it.

Aren't we talking about SOS Morse code at 1:30 ? I think Daniel might have revealed too many trade secrets in the previous video

@KeysightLabs

3 жыл бұрын

Daniel ran out of the building with a box of mugs and we haven't seen him since.

@JustinAlexanderBell

3 жыл бұрын

@@KeysightLabs Is he sharing those mugs?

@keithking1985

3 жыл бұрын

hes given away so much im already building my own improved encabulator. Thank you Danny Boy...

Oh boy! Love them -R E D A C T E D-

@Porama6400

3 жыл бұрын

Next year product naming scheme be like: Key***** 4 ******** ****** ****** Osci********

DANIEL!!!!!!!!!! This absolutely killed me and started my day off properly. Thank you!

A redacted follow-up? Now there's the originality and innovation that I was hoping for from Keysight. Well done guys.

What a good early morning laugh! 😂

Enough interdimensional youtube for today.

"As an NFT collection" Oh God. On a more serious note. I've heard you talk about analog oscilloscopes and how much more difficult they are to use than digital scopes. I'd like to see a video on the differences and use cases. I know the major difference but I don't know why you would use one vs. the other.

I already convinced my employer that we need one for every workbench.

lol you guys have the best way to cope with cabin fever due to covid lockdown

That's certainly clarified a few details that weren't apparent in the original video.👍

Lol love the SOS at the end, and cat, awesomely funny

The question on everyone's mind... Is there a bottle opener an as option?

You don't want to mess with Mr. Boom. He's crazy!

Better than yesterday's video, in my opinion.

Thank you for the laughs

@KeysightLabs

3 жыл бұрын

@koshan12 we take our tech very seriously. Also our legal team's advice.

Can you expound on the special containment pro**dures for this apparatus?

so fun to watch :D !

Watched the original video and now this ! Sorry Tektronix but we are breaking up as of right now! Switching to Keysight and walking slowly into sunset .....

@KeysightLabs

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome aboard!

A must have for my bench! I am working on an ***** project in conjunction with encabulator applied physics, can I pre-order 5 units?

@KeysightLabs

3 жыл бұрын

Of course! Just send an email to d********n@keys**ht.com

I thought it was April the first two days ago, and I find out it today!

LOL!!! AWSOME video!!!

lol soo funny hahah, you guys are the best! I love how the corporation allows you to do this kind of stuff.

All I can say is thanks!

I hope this electric version mitigates the overshooting dingle arm issue.

Wait, I am confused; will it not be released in keysight red then?

It's hard not to imagine this turning into an official down with that power supply dangling open.

As a maker who has never seen anything more complex than an arduino led blink project, I'm assuming I need the gold plated version?

Where can you buy?

i'll laugh my ass off on those beeps and diffused shots... especially when i remember what was there originally

But wait, what's the frequency limit of the device ? If it can't reach a THz, it's not gonna work right ?

@VitorFM

3 жыл бұрын

I think we need to demux the audio signal beeps! There are some hidden messages in this 1khz carrier beep! I just don't have adequate equipment to do it! But there's a morse code at the end that confirms it!

News headlines from 2021: 1) The 2nd year of a global pandemic, vaccines now available. 2) An electronics test equipment company becomes a legendary new source of entertainment! Strange and wonderful times.

Yes, we truly live in the future.

@KeysightLabs

3 жыл бұрын

Verily

No no no guys, they first rule of beeps is that they must sound over words that could be rude! So it's "The Electro BEEP Encabulator" and the "BEEP shaft" "work has been proceeding to BEEP the ..."

Much better, my brain hurts much less.

Fantastic👌

Nearly choked and spilled the milk on my desk haha

Well reading behind the lines i can see that the Turbo Encabulator will move the a great step forward. The way performs the to the makes it stand out as the best thing since sliced ? ;)

but will you keep support of the electro n******** a******** encaabulator? I paid a lot of money for that still very useful tool!

@KeysightLabs

3 жыл бұрын

Support is available as long as you make 100% sure you take care of the s*********le and the dra*****ngl*****book

@tabajaralabs

3 жыл бұрын

@@KeysightLabs it is nice to have support to o** o*****te equipment from manufacturers...thanks! :)

SOS at the end! Ha!

My tinnitus is acting up.

My dingle arm arm is still stuck! Please send help and some sort of lubricant!

I was shocked by yesterday’s version being so revealing of the details of this breakthrough technology... but it is reassuring to see that the legal department at keysight is so vigilently protecting the interests of the company. so now... all keysight has to do is move quickly to the industrialization phase to replace the now antiguated custom asic in their low/mid end scopes with this marvellous new technology. as a possible future consummer myself, I hope there will not be as many restrictions on the size of the bananas that will fit in this new generation of devices as there was with memory depth in the current ones... really super glad to see keysight back at the top of innovation after so many years of box/color shuffling business on the low/mid scopes market segment... go keysight go!!! 👍 ... and no more monkey business then?!?!

Shame ! You forgot post preorder link for this must have :( Please, post it now! SOS!

so encabulators have 7 things in common with monica from friends

The singularity hungers.

I think we need to start a rescue operation. A SOS signal can be heard at the end. The machine might try to take over the world.

Got to say pretty awesome marketing Nice video..

It can be misinterpreted if it is given as a gift on Valentine's Day.

NOT a bad morning joke! Almost like - HI Jack = hijackers. 😂😂😂

7 is everything

It's all skitt***, rainb** and kitte** until the legal dept. lifts marketing by the ears 😂

Bloody lawyers. Once they get their hands on anything they just ruin it!

Baby shark at 1:09... do do do do do doooo.

Lmfaooooo the NFT part

Hey i wanna multimeter for my electronics project

Don't know what you're all taking about. Mine works perfectly after the speedy wire cutting service.

@KeysightLabs

3 жыл бұрын

I guess I need to break out my hedge I mean wire cutters!

I can't wait to spend all of my dollary-doos on the NFT!

My head hurts

Instead of an NFT we would like to see a detailed thesis on the GitCoin forum.😂

I see what you've done there.

@Anvilshock

3 жыл бұрын

But you weren't supposed to. Expect to be hearing from us. - The IP Lawyers

Hmm.. April 1st, I'm missing something here.

HA! NFT Token was funniest part of the whole thing.

Without good right to repair laws, this is exactly what is going on in the brain of every repair shop man, when opening any newer device.

Good job responding to the naysayers from that other channel. Sign me up! I want one!

All giveaway winners were named john james nigel Jamie Sebastian.... No Ahmed Mohammed Hamza something like that...? At least one! At least Mehdi from electroboom!

lololol my brain got twisted over this so much, i wasnt expecting that, a-a...

OK, if the first one was awesome, this one is f-ing awesome!

@KeysightLabs

3 жыл бұрын

***** you!

Pfff... It´s all fun and games before the alien invasion starts...

can you manufacture plumbus with that?!?!

@KeysightLabs

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, but only at a rate of 2.5 plumbi per fortnight or else the dingle arms don't cure

@jazzseba

3 жыл бұрын

@@KeysightLabs damn!!! great production rate!!! poor little guys at the plumbus factory tho... ;(

lmao "per electron"

Lol!!!😂😂😂

This was funnier than the original lol

@KeysightLabs

3 жыл бұрын

Playing the long game!

Looks like the ever litigious Eevblog won yet again!

Mehdi what are you doing here go away xD

See, they should have cleared this for ITAR prior to initial release. It's just due diligence.

@KeysightLabs

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah that's what I get

I AM DYİİİİNGGG HAHAHAHAHAH

It's always good fun to poke at corporate, but I believe this has been added to the Militarily Critical Technology List. I expect they're compelled not to cite national security as the real cause for redaction.

@KeysightLabs

3 жыл бұрын

Can neither confirm n** ****

enCATbulator?

Seven.

@KeysightLabs

3 жыл бұрын

s e v e n

@tabajaralabs

3 жыл бұрын

@@KeysightLabs sinergectic even

I've got an email from something called "Keysight Quantum Number 1 April core", the message reads '@Keysight is now @IamthemasterQuantumcore'. Quantum is the Future.

poor horse

I feel like I missing something here. I guess I need to check dave's channel

@actually_it_is_rocket_science

3 жыл бұрын

Oh it's April first

@KeysightLabs

3 жыл бұрын

You can see Dave's review here: kzread.info/dash/bejne/l4OWrcmapdveftY.html

Is this a meme channel now?

@KeysightLabs

3 жыл бұрын

The real meme has been engineering all along.

@Anvilshock

3 жыл бұрын

Always has been.

1 April 😅

What the?

🔌

hahaha :D

Not again...

@KeysightLabs

3 жыл бұрын

Your commitment to the Encabulator has not gone unnoticed.

***************🤣🤣🤣🤔

Y E

@KeysightLabs

3 жыл бұрын

S

I'll say it, electro turbo encabulator, unredacted.

@Anvilshock

3 жыл бұрын

Expect to be hearing from us. - The IP Lawyers

April foolsday 🤪🤣