Oh man.....it sucks that I was not able to make my video review in time. But trust me when I say that this device will change the world.

@kishoreksm8366

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no I thought they forgot you, I came to comment section to suggest you.. 😅😅

@KeysightLabs

3 жыл бұрын

You were with us in spirit!

@arunsharma2048

3 жыл бұрын

Why.....what is this inside joke, maybe this video was to increase my vocabulary...😅

@skaramicke

3 жыл бұрын

@@arunsharma2048 It’s an outside joke!

@konohh

3 жыл бұрын

A "make or buy" section by GreatScott was clearly missing.

This is quite possibly the greatest inside joke the electronics community has ever seen.

@cliffordwagner

3 жыл бұрын

You call it a joke when it's obviously not vaporware! They have a prototype AND a reference spec available! You do have to sign an NDA , but it's going to change the electronics industry as quantum computing becomes more relevant. I can see why they don't want the information getting into the wrong hands before the NWO announcement that the singularity has already happened, but the public is unaware since the AI is smart enough to let us believe we are still in control of the machines. This incremental improvement gives us an advantage in the fight for human superiority! If you think that's a joke you need to wake up and start paying attention to what's going on in the world today! Seriously, wake up before we become the mere electric sheeple the robots have been dreaming of for decades.

@xv236

Жыл бұрын

@@cliffordwagner Once only in theory, but now working models are in play. Best invention since the interocitor!

@jackpine1033

8 ай бұрын

If this was a JOKE how come were not laughing?

Will it ship with 6 or 7 Marzlevanes? If it's 6 I think it's dead in the water.

@avramitra

3 жыл бұрын

Since they didn't make it fractionally concentric, it will be maximum 6 Marzlevanes.

@der.Schtefan

3 жыл бұрын

Dave is used to 7 because traditionally you needed 7, but because of the graticuled verteron stabilisation, nowadays 6 Marzlevanes are more than enough. The rest is done in software, using a retropassive Fourier-LeBec transform.

@vfinch8483

3 жыл бұрын

This is just another overpriced tool for KZread stars, not for common hackers! Back in high school we just used a few off the shelf Dimarron phase retractors, some used bog rolls, a reclaimed multi-articulated pepper coil and some red electrical tape! It was cheap, didn’t require expensive twelve phase dingle power and gave off a nice mint ozone scent!

@der.Schtefan

3 жыл бұрын

@@voxtelnismo True. The latest 1.2 version of the fpga firmware is available on JitHub

@DaveWilliamsj

3 жыл бұрын

@@der.Schtefan but an even number of mazelvanes are prone to symbyotic harmonic reinforcement oscillation syndrome and would need increased negative damfing. Not good for high dynamic range graticule observations.

The banana was delicious thanks to the Keysight electron infusion.

@DocCool

3 жыл бұрын

You should ask Big Clive (@bigclivedotcom) for more electrocuting recipes. He has a lot of experience in this field ;)

As a non electrical savvy guy I’m glad to see an advanced product like this put into simple terms for me to understand! Great work Keysight

@bt7482

Жыл бұрын

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turbo_encabulator the origins of the Encabulator go waaaaaay back

This is definitely what my parents hear when I talk about my job.

@notahotshot

3 жыл бұрын

So you're a sandwich artist?

Forget the dingle arms - what kind of camera did you use to get between those circuit boards?!

@yngndrw.

3 жыл бұрын

Probably the Venus Optics Laowa Macro Probe, if nothing else it's a great excuse to buy one.

@emo666man122

3 жыл бұрын

i tell keysight every year the dingle arm needs better documentation.

@KeysightLabs

3 жыл бұрын

@@yngndrw. Yes, the probe lens is BY FAR the best at capturing the intricacies of the Electro Turbo Encabulator's insides. By far my favorite piece of glass.

@chrish8941

3 жыл бұрын

Intel wishes they could market their new chips this way

@der.Schtefan

3 жыл бұрын

The PRO version of the encabulator comes with a free* macro camera like the one they used. * restrictions apply

This turned out so well. I’m glad I was able to test the product. Love the probe lens shots too!

@SudhirKumar-bq4xz

3 жыл бұрын

Hello jay.... Fan from #PlasmaNation.... :-)

@joeytheetge9268

3 жыл бұрын

2:07 to funny

This is exactly what I hoped it would be when I clicked on it

@samfedorka5629

3 жыл бұрын

I'm very happy he published the description.

It's amazing they managed this without soaking a micro black hole with soapy water.

@KeysightLabs

3 жыл бұрын

That's the IP

@jearlblah5169

3 жыл бұрын

@@KeysightLabs quick!!!! look it up on google patents!!!

I realize now this is how I sounds taking to friends in other fields

I'm using an old Turbo Encabulator from 1944 and wonder if the Keysight version let me calibrate the tickle of the pickle and the angle of the dangle independently.

@mheermance

3 жыл бұрын

Those tube based turbo encabulators fetch a premium price among eBay collectors. But don't turn it on if it has been unused for a while, as the paper marselvanes can lose their polarity.

I'm going to watch this video with full volume in public. So that everyone think I'm a genius.. 😄😄

@DoctorThe113

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂. It's so relatable!

@kishoreksm8366

3 жыл бұрын

@@DoctorThe113 🤣🤣

@sayeager5559

3 жыл бұрын

This idea proves you a genius.

What is more impressive than the next-gen Turbo Encabulator is the fact that no-one burst into tears while recording

@leyasep5919

Жыл бұрын

Unlike at the end of the original kzread.info/dash/bejne/c5drqZmxf6qYcco.html

I loved Dave's impression of himself, so good!

Marco and David really nailed their parts. 100% in their style!

And Marvel said, that their crossover was the best...

There are too many "high tech" words in one video but with a little bit of work it can be successful indienono campaign and that is scary. Good job Keysight "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"

@N0Xa880iUL

3 жыл бұрын

Indiegogo* Great comment tho.

@Mumm3r

3 жыл бұрын

@@N0Xa880iUL Pun intended. Some time ago I watched eevblog about some scam on Indiegogo and he said Indienono.

@N0Xa880iUL

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mumm3r Oh lol. That's hilarious.

@user-cr4sc1ht9t

3 жыл бұрын

Look up “Turboencabulator” and “Retroencabulator”. it’s an old one originally conceived in automotive industry, then horizontally expanded into electrics, hence the turbo and retro nomenclature respectively

@sabasc3tube

Жыл бұрын

@@N0Xa880iUL He meant to do that 😁

I have no idea how you guys kept such straight faces and truly committed to the lines. Well done!

Just amazing what can happen when a company puts their best on a project and the rest end up designing the Electro Turbo Encabulator. Amazing!

Keysight not only has a good sense of humor but they’re also paying homage to their lineage. By that I mean that one of the items on the table at the beginning of the video is a Hewlett-Packard HP 200 audio oscillator. This was the very first product that Hewlett Packard ever produced. It was sold to Walt Disney company for the making of the movie Fantasia. What is interesting about this is that Hewlett Packard, founded in 1939 split into two companies in 1999 with the name of the 2nd company being Agilent technologies. Agilent then split off several of its product lines to form Keysight. Nice job. The Turbo Encabulator lives on after 75 years.

@KeysightLabs

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Jim!

Lmao for minutes I thought it was real 😂. Nearly had an existential crisis because I barely understood a word.

I'm happy to see Big Clive getting in on the fun!

@av_oid

2 жыл бұрын

“TeleShag”

I was just about to get an old retro encabulator from rockwell. Its great to see the enormous size reduction to its old predecessor.

I am going to keep my 60’s GE unit, but this is tempting. The “If You Have To Ask” pricing is pretty standard these days. Kidding aside I am glad to see Keysight having fun and it’s nice to see what looks like a model 100 audio generator in this. Those little fan service things like that actually matter to people like me who actually buy test gear. I have a whole bench of HP gear and I bet many of you do too.

The electro turbo encapulator will be made available for sale on April 1st with a pricing on if you have to ask basis per electron. 🤣😂 Daves rant was beyond funny.

After years of learning, I finally understand how others feels when I often explain something. Thanks for this clear explanation on the working of it.

Available soon, wherever Rockwell products are sold

I believe the release date is two days earlier than was planned. Way to go, product planning!

@homolupus1

3 жыл бұрын

Typical of the crayon eaters in the sales & marketing. What did you expect?

@EEVblog

3 жыл бұрын

I was under a frig'n NDA news embargo and they go and do this!

somehow, when marco reps says it, it all sounds legit :D

I can barely wait to buy one! Is there a pre-order available before April 1st?

Finally a device the world really needed so much. Thank you, science.

The fact that you used the weasel word "synergy" at the beginning makes this even better.

Gotta be one of the best professional turbo encabulator entries yet lol I love that some of the great EE channels are now immortalized in the immortal geek running gag

From here I got to Keysight university then ghe environmental report 2019 and blog articles: All the I thought: "who the hell gets all the way to make such a great scam/fun?" "Who invests that amount of time? But, it is really good!" It all sounded like one great executed joke. There was only marketing writing in it without any facts. Like EVERY company or marketing sounds all over the world - seriously! Only after a good while I realized it is an actual, real company! Greetings from Munich, Tom.

I guess the fan does not spin because it works at higher than 100% efficiency, hence it requires no cooling to remove heat. Very nice collab.

I have a hunch that if you grind this script up and scatter it over a vegetable garden you will get big beautiful tomatoes and peppers.

GIMMIEEEE DAAAA MEETTTTAAAAAAA

As one of the LAST people holding a Commercial Telegraphers Licence on Planet Earth, all I can say is that FINALLY, someone has come out with something that will compete with the Vibroplex Lightning Bug, and It's amazing to me how Keysight came out with this ahead of E-Systems, where No Doubt, they are still at the drawing board working on Covert Solar Runways when there's so many innovations going on in a single product like this. The World will never be the same... And to think that I bought Siglent instead...Whoops! 73 DE W8LV BILL "30"

If you need to reboot, make sure you jiggle the scuzzy drive while you are ctrl-alt-deleting the pram on the ROM! Rebooting system 32 often times dumps the cache of the jump drive, while expanding the ram into the 5th dimension, and pumping the processor into the quadraflops range!

@KeysightLabs

3 жыл бұрын

sound advice!

Congratulations to the producers of this video! Finally a clear and easy to understand version that anyone can understand! Who needs four years of college?

OH YEAH! My uncle had this all figured out back in the forties. He accidently reversedr the coil windings while regenerating his THERAMIN! It took him awhile to realize what happened.

"precision horoscopes" thats what got me laughing and i can't stop.

@2kadrenojunkiegaming655

2 ай бұрын

most other people: *uses a bunch of jargon that most people probably don't know and those who do know know they're speaking gibberish* clive: it makes horoscopes more accurate

So good. A perfect addition to the cannon.

This is by far the best april fools themed video ever uploaded. I cant believe how stupid it is, its amazing. I truly believe that keysight is onto something with this new pr strategy. Because its working brilliantly so far.

Hydrocoptic Marzel Vanes. of course, why didn't I think of that. But what really is amazing are the ability to avoid side fumbling

I have had mine for a couple months now and it has increased my productivity 200% while saving me 1.21 giga-watts

Marco Reps, that was amazing. And wow, that's what Big Clive looks like! And several others! This is great.

I watched at 2x speed: I'm a fan of electronics but a lot of it is over my head so about a minute and 50 seconds in when he did the baby rocking motion is when I realized tomorrow is April fools day 😄

Wait a minute... you mean to tell me that there's no side fumbling of the dingle arm in this model??? INCREDIBLE!

This guy just qualified to take over as chief engineer of the Enterprise.

I'm giving away test gear still! Sign up here: ► bit.ly/KULive2​ ◄ Also, HUGE thanks to all our reviewers! Check out their channels (and full reviews!) here: The Signal Path: kzread.info Full review: kzread.info/dash/bejne/gGua2LKSksjQaJs.html EEVblog: kzread.info kzread.info2 Full review: kzread.info/dash/bejne/l4OWrcmapdveftY.html Zack Freedman: kzread.info The Plasma Channel: kzread.info Big Clive (dot com): kzread.info Andreas Spiess: kzread.info/dron/u7_D0o48KbfhpEohoP7YSQ.html ElectroBOOM: kzread.info Marco Reps: kzread.info

@maxximumb

3 жыл бұрын

I'm just waiting for Thunderf00t to come and debunk something. The reviews were great.

@samfedorka5629

3 жыл бұрын

This is an excellent list of people you should subscribe to (if you haven't already). In my opinion this device is better than the retroencabulator for sure.

@rdflo6739

3 жыл бұрын

I just signed up for s tiny chance to get the encabulator!! My Dingle arm had been offset for ages and I just can't get it aligned to the spectroscopy frequency... Does this model still have the wave propagation cutout connector on the back? Hope you guys can help..

One of the Best Keysight presentations EVER. Daniel Kudos for being serious.

A thing of beauty. You know it's quality if it has big manual dials.

What an awesome product, I look forward to the many YT videos using this to demonstrate that Unity has always been possible from their Thorium reactors, but I fear Keysight will face a backlash from big-power for breaking ranks like this. Good luck guys and well done Daniel for sticking it to the man.

Do you make an adapter for measuring odd-mode quantum entangled down spins? My current equipment can only do even-mode and only on semi-positive definite signals.

I'm new in this turbo encabulator thing but I noticed that you are using valve lamp regenrative receiver and I was wondering does in lotus configuration will it be wiser to use solid-state boabulator instead? Or is it a necessary sacrifice to save the dingle arm?

I’m going to make this video mandatory for my marketing team. Especially since it’s critical to that new 6G technology.

And they say Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover in history. Well done Keysight.

Me explaining my research topic so no one even dare to ask

Just found this (a year too late); completely mega-fantastic stuff, chaps!! 😀😀

@KeysightLabs

Жыл бұрын

We're already planning next year!

@terrybeavan4264

Жыл бұрын

@@KeysightLabs Would be great if you send one of these to Electroboom to evaluate and demo for us all, I'm sure nothing will go wrong and it'll work out fine, as it always does in his videos! :D

ohh this tuned out so very well but what did you use to calibrate the pendule axis infragtuator stabilizer ?

I gotta get one of these at work. There's so much resonant side-fumbling on our current encabulator. We also just broke our Dron-reciprocation dingle arm; do you guys make a similar unit suitable to reducing repleneration?

Nobody is going to mention the amazing safety measures? Electroboom did not get shocked, electrocuted or almost killed, not even once, talk about over engineered safety measures.

Daniel, thank you for gathering all this great people together!!! And thank you, all the reviewers! This is best youtube of the year for me! My company buying three (already in budget, approx 3 octillion of electrons per unit)! You just can not find better source for neutrino welding at smart robotics factory with such extensive collaborative capabilities.

So the bifold over-unity encapsulator went into oscillation now the dinglearm is limp and lifeless. Is there a way to pump the zoidberg reactor with an annulus stimulator to reinvigorate the particle misaligner at the base of the dingleberries?

It's Big Clive!❤️

Wow. Thank you. I didn't even know I needed this. It's been so long since the original... This was amazing.

I think I'm understanding this. Correct me if I'm wrong. The turbo encabulator was held back by its lack of digital quantization. Thanks to the new technologies implemented by Keysights quasi-positron engineering team, we can achieve full spectrum ohmic pressure. Up until now it's been impossible to measure with any accuracy, the micro fluctuations within the flux. I may not be an expert on the subject, but if I guessed I would say you guys achieved this with the use of some magneto-resistive elements within your ASICs. This is going to be groundbreaking for the development for high temperature quantum computing. Who would've thought the dingle arm will be relevant today.

@KeysightLabs

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty much! The ASICs use magneto-inductive elements.

This tech is straight out of Star Trek! I cant wait to get mine!

I work on an assembly line installing Encabulators. If you don’t align the hydrodynamic fluvial apex matrix with the lateral plasma relay coil you can have side fumbling. It’s an important job.

Can this be used to measure the double data rate of a quantum computer? I am building one and having some side fumbling issues and odd readings on the cardinal grammeters, this instrument may be what I need to do the troubleshooting. My regular horoscope does not seem to detect the phase refraction rates going on. I think I will preorder one of these either way, I have lot of projects that will be able to make use of it. I was going to buy a GTX 3090 for the quantum computer but this will be easier to get ahold of.

finally! Now I don't have to worry about that pesky phase jiggle anymore.

I hope that a Quantum Mechanical version is developed for those of us with allergies to Electro Turbo.

Is it weird that I somehow understood more of this vid than some of the absolute basics like the Costas Loop or the Louise and Regiannini carrier frequency recovery?

OMG, I haven't had such a good laugh in a long time! Well done!!!

Oh! it will be available on 1st of April. I can't wait.

The Electro Turbo Encabulator is a really cool multi purpose electronic device, but at my researches I have found a bug. This bug is related to the date and a little like the Year2K-Problem or the UnixTime-Overflow-Problem, that will occur in 2038. Precisely, the Electro Turbo Encabulator have a problem with the first day of the fourth month every year. But I'm sure you will fix that soon. Please hurry, I need this for my time machine!

how on earth did i miss this until now? i'm adjusting my dingle arm NOW!

This is how pure mathematics look like to the physicists and engineers!

Finally. I've been waiting for this for years.

Little pricey so I built my own. Obviously not capable of this kind of range but good enough for my bench's encabulation needs. Will be looking to splurge on the handheld version of this bad boy when it's released.

just so y'all know, you forgot to put a link to macro reps channel in the description.

@KeysightLabs

3 жыл бұрын

Fixing it!

I can't stop laughing. Soooo fun. Not marketing bulshit - This is engineering bull hit.

This is a thing of beauty. We really need one of these at work.

I'd certainly buy one, if you fix the problem with the electro-lunatical vibrations on the sinusoidal dingle arms. I had this complaint from a friend who used an encabulator for reticulating splines.

Just came across this video. Are these available on QVC? I'd like one but i'd need to pay in installments...

Yes! I was hoping someone was gonna do a remix!!! Awesome job guys!

Who are these encabulator people and how is it they have invaded everything? It's amazing. It's hilarious. And after all these years they're still hawking the reduction of "side fumbling." I thought that was fixed a decade ago? Though, if I have to buy a new version encabulator from Keysight, it will be somewhat costy. The fact these serious engineers can recite these lines without so much as a snicker is a testament to their professionalism. Thank god they've mastered the entanglement issue.

I was trying so hard to understand the hell they were taking about till I realised it was a prank 😂😂😂

Awesome, guys. Thanks!

I just realized that the oscillator is a HP200. Nice touch of company history there.

I did have some trouble with mine during the construction phase. Turns out I had a defective auxiliary side band feedback oscillating control amplifier switch. Replaced it and now all systems go! BTW magnetic aluminum shielding also minimizes stray eddy currents in the graviton modulators.

I'm about to submit my pre-order, but I have questions. Will it support Android Auto? Will a Cloud based version be available? And most importantly, is it available in the Cool Carbon colour, or Boring Beige? I'm about to jump to the future, but I will be back in time to see your responses.

Congratulation!!! Love it! This is "must have" for all of us! Greating to all of you and wish you Happy Eastern for this are celebrating!

It's got everything. It even incorporates Grapheine on the peneular ejection system.

That is brilliant. All my electronics heros in one video!

But how will this manage to overcome nonlinear electro time feild diffusion of the astable proton vector cone, while managing to maintain a stable reaction in the continuum transfunctioners reaction chamber and avoid a mainframe overload

I just realized what day tomorrow will be... Please somebody edit wikipedia's turboencabulator. This is just too much for me

I was having a bad day, but this video made me laugh really hard. Thanks keysight. At first I just chuckled. But when dave started to complain that why you didn't make it fractionally concentric, I lost it. Had to pause the video to have some laugh.. 😅 Well done.